/cum/ Canada United States Mexico

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Hey guys

hi
my name is dim

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>Comfy rain

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VIVE

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マンコ!

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>the Grand Mac™

>>72676215
I heard you're not a very bright guy

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Drinking a Pepsu desu~

>>72676260
Has anyone tried it yet?

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Oregon
West Virginia
Kansas
Arizona

>>72676283
Me. It's a big mac, but bigger

hope this helps

>>72676283
Yeah, it's Grand.

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>>72676325
>those first two

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>>72676325

>>72676387
This is like, turbo butterface
Wew

>tfw leaving in an hour
>won't come home until later in Saturday

sweater/no shirt and athletic shorts is the patrician attire for lounging around the house

>>72676387
>unplugs wifi router

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truly enflames your hippocampus

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>>72676387
No, thanks

>>72676414
need to take a risk if you want a reward!

>>72676475
I'm already out fucking villanova

I'm depressed lads

report german posts

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$312 on a dollar tri

I can not be stopped

>>72676283
It probably is about as unfilling as eating a normal Big Mac

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Goals

>>72676575
Is he teaching her to fight?

>>72676544
>>72676571
fuck off

>>72676620
if I fought her, I would win

>>72676544
learn to channel your inner chakras, then you will find peace and happiness
now that will be ten dolla

>>72676620
it's called LOVE

>>72676575
she looks like a little boy tho

that's probably why she even has a personality :/

>>72676637
t. wimp

>>72676630
t. Juan Julio Rodríguez-Iglesias

>>72676734
whatever. she is weaker than I. I stronger than her.

should I
A: keep shitposting while watching tv
B:Nap
C: Play vidya
I'm kinda tired and my back hurts for some reason. but my girlfriend might want to do something soonish

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Dakotan secession when?

>>72676959
>>72676919
rude dakota. help me decide instead of being rebel scum

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Would you Crunch her Gear, /cum/?

>>72677049
sure
who wouldn't?

>>72677049
I wouldn't

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>>72676919
>>72677009
Do your gf and then sign this petition for the secession of the Dakotas

>>72677066
>who wouldn't?
Fags

>>72677049
very much so

>>72677049
i'd let her eat my ram

South Dakota should be transformed into a lake.

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Got this email after applying for a call center job for Cox
It's obviously fake (I'm not even over 30), but what worries me is how they got my email in the first place, or what kind of scam they're even trying to run here.

There are way too many Californian posters.

california has more people than canada

>>72677100
I don't think we have a right to sign because we aren't legal residents of a Dakota. I don't think she's ever even been there

>>72677181
>Californian posters should be clackin my ass instead of posting her

>>72677181
it's almost as if California is the most populous state

>>72677181
agreed us real americans have to stick together

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I just returned from my first ever trip to China.

Ask a new China expert anything.

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>>72677181
>>72677208
Cull them.

>>72677240
Sign the damn petition.

>>72677285
Fucking A

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>>72676387
at least it'll be very soft

>>72677302
ok
my great grandpa had a ranch near rapid city.
t. washington man
t. my girlfriend

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>>72677285
hmmm

how do i get a american gf

>>72677401
speak in a british accent

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>>72677290
What were you doing in China?

Do you like them THICC or skinny?

iPhone 7 glossy black or matte black?

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>>72677340
Thank you!

>>72677401
be nice but not too nice

>>72677401
Be Spanish, French, Italian, British, Swedish, or Norwegian.

>>72677290
what was it like in toronto?

>>72677290
u succ sum?

>>72677290
How has a Canadian never been to Vancouver before?

>mega man reboot a flop
>now the banjo kazooie reboot is a flop
Around Kickstarter, don't spare a quarter

>>72677401
rape

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>>72677401
be me

>>72677414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAZe37rg9P0

>>72677422
ok so now you're supposed to help me

>>72677414
>I want britbongs to clack my ass

>>72677458
hello I've been to vancouver many times

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Today I discovered that I am addicted to

>>72677512
Play vidya and have you gf suckle you when she becomes horny

>>72677524
Are you addicted to vague statements?

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>>72676266
quality

>>72677524
being a smelly frognigger

>>72677524
amphetamines, phenibut and cigarettes

>>72677524
receiving anal sex

>>72676387
I would be an unrelenting horny animal, to be t bh honest, honestly.

>>72677524
You!

>>72677596
oh would you
give us more details

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>>72677415
>What were you doing in China?
Wanted to see what the hype was about. Shanghai was nice. Hong Kong less nice (especially in terms of girls).

>Do you like them THICC or skinny?
skinny like the one in pic

>iPhone 7 glossy black or matte black?
You can't afford it don't bother

>>72677453
Shitty probably, that's what everyone 'round here thinks

>>72677454
I don't suck dick fag

>>72677458
It's on the otherside of the continent. If I'm travelling that far might as well go to another country instead.

>>72677524
i'm addicted to lip balm

>>72677547
that's degenerate Dakota.

ok I guess I'll play BlackWake

also tonight I could go to a women's basketball game. it's the lady's march maddness sweet 16 . my school made it for the first time. I have a free ticket but there will be a lot of people and I was thinking of going to the store instead to buy toothpaste and snacks. what should I do? my gf is going to the game but my ticket is to sit with the band so I wouldn't be near her

yes fellow americans FUCK canadians and yankees. go mets

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hmm yes

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I like asian women too, they complain less and can't understand what you're saying half the time

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>>72677302
rude

>>72677686
did you succ some chinese girltoes you fucking retard

>thinks HK is shit
good guy
overrated city

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>>72677733
THIS IS THE YEAR
also puerto rico btfo by usa

we built this

city on rock and roll

>>72677815
sucking toes? you're the retard

>>72677686
>You can't afford it don't bother
I wasn't planning on buying one you drooling retard

>>72677872
on not being french

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fuck yeah nigga go fuck that thang
fuck yeah nigga go fuck that thang

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>>72677949
LOL

Yo senpai im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet % no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da pussy is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the pussy!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHISNIGGADRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real senpai!!! ! !

>Have to schedule phone interview for job through third party website
>"For your convenience, you can schedule an interview with us by selecting a date and time in the tool below."
>Literally only one option available for the entire year, 6 in the morning tomorrow
Why does finding a job have to be so unnecessarily obtuse

>>72677969
Aren't the english descendants of the Normans from the Norman invasion

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Is this considered acceptable in your city?

The South will rise again.

>>72678119
excuse me sir I have a complaint. Guinness isn't that great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XKLqGqwLA

>>72678160
How is she not the queen of /cum/?

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>>72678119
Tiocfaidh ár lá

>>72678219
oh, you have it wrong. She's the queen of cum, but not /cum/.

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SSSSSNNNNNNAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTIIIIIIMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEE

DEEP FRIED MARS BARS VS DEEP FRIED TWINKIE

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*blocks your path*
What do you do to these fine young people?

>>72678118
I don't understand.

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>>72678119
ONE DAY WE WILL BEAT BACK THE BRITISH AND RECLAIM OUR LAND!!!

>>72678326
Honestly Bernie supporters seem more chill than Hillary supporters
The ones that didn't end up selling out to Hillary in the end anyway, at least

>>72678405
Me, the big guy

>>72678405
Me on the left.

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>>72678412
>seem more chill than Hillary supporters
Marginally so.
They're hyperdelusional.

Pussies and vaginas

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pls post with me
http://filteries.com/politics

Why are republicans betraying Trump in this health care bill?

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wew those new gorillaz tracks are hot garbage

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going to go eat dinner

wish me luck

>>72678670
wow good luck being able to eat dinner retard

you'll need it

how's everyone doing tonight?

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>>72678670
gl

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>>72678757
feelin comfy

>>72677290
Is it easy to get fug there?

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Are we having dinner soon?

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*drinks milky*

>>72678862
Not really, but I didn't stay very long. I thought it would be from watching all the serpentza videos but the picture he paints doesn't match my short experience there. No one stared at me, no one asked for my picture, people weren't rude, streets were clean.

>>72678593
Because Trump isn't a normal Republican - he's too moderate for the hardline conservatives, and obviously Hitler for the Democrats. The HFC demands a complete dismantle of Obamacare, because just modifying it would mean keeping his legacy intact. Further, there are certain aspects regarding the insurance (and by extension, the FDA) that hardline conservatives don't like, purely out of identity politics.

Then you also have a lot of more moderate Republicans who have more understandable objections: ACHA may not necessarily help with the pooling fiasco envisioned in 15 years (more young people are opting out of pooling insurance), some politicians can't justify the gains of ACHA as many people would lose coverage (especially seen in places where massive coverage extension was granted, such as in Ohio), plus a few other things I don't remember off the top of my head or don't really understand. Healthcare is complicated.

I don't know if he would have still won, but I definitely didn't like his strategy of doubling down on the hardcore conservatives by choosing Pence as VP. I was really hoping for him to appease to the moderates, but I suppose he was betting on Clinton destroying her own campaign with the virtue signalling ads that a lot of people were tired about.
Plus, I believe the VP pick was done slightly out of worry - it was a legitimate, albeit small, possibility that the GOP would reject his candidacy.

I think one of the biggest problems with America (and much of the West), is this tolerance for leeches. Just let them suffer if they don't want to contribute to society.

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>>72678536

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*chugs down a full glass of whole*

>>72679021
Thailand it is then I guess

nigger slaves

>>72678536
Left side is simple enough but all that math on the right side is too much for me

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pls Oregon

pls

>>72679051
>conservative nationalism but supports low-skilled worker (e.g. Temporary Foreign Workers)
>1% immigration, which is more than the current immigration rate of 0.9%, the historical of 0.7%, and the American of 0.3%
>implying technocracy works
>promotes capitalism but has a 60% corporate tax rate

wew

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>I drink whole milk

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>State Atheism

BLASTING INTO OUTER SPACE, THE PLANET OF THE APES, EVOLUTION'S ONE HERO

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I won a free round trip flight to vancouver for spring break

What the fuck do I do there? I am from Chicago

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realmente te hace pensar

>>72679151
Foreign workers are allowed because our people would be too busy working in science/military and ruling the world

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>>72679141
what?

>>72679219
me on the right

>>72679244
Oregon Ducks basketball.

Not you, fuckboi.

>>72679244
I could destroy that dog.

>>72679171
walk on the sidewalk and be amazed how you wont get shot within the first minute

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>>72679219
>tfw black people are becoming rappers and fucking the bitches
>tfw white people are the slaves now
we built this city rap and hip hop

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>>72679292

>>72679044
>just let them suffer
You need to spend money on keeping them from shitting things up either way, the policies and implementation may be different depending on party positions but straight out ignoring that segment of the population only enables them to become even shittier and without help from the government better off people will simply leave and head to greener pastures, if you just leave it up to the market the market will create 100 Detroits.

>>72679229
What incentives are there when the minimum wage is zero and there's no chance of becoming a citizen?

Current TFWs do it because: 1) There's a better chance of being a citizen when you're a TFW, and 2) The minimum wage is slightly higher than the decent wage (at least among nurses) in shitty places like the Phillipines

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>>72679284

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>>72678536
In a perfect world

>>72679370
libertarians don't understand this

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>tfw no lesbian gf

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>>72679590
ru gril?

>>72679392
To become a citizen you need to have already been a citizen in the first place, money would not matter because the people would be bred to be perfect and realize that money is not such a big importance as the military or science

>>72679608
yes(no)

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>>72679590
>tfw no mare gf

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>>72679658
c-close enough

Oppa maymay style

>>72679477
>15% military budget
>Expansionism
NEOCONSERVATIVES
OUT
>>72679625
I'm talking about the temporary foreign workers though, they're not breeding or understanding the importance of science.

>I just left all the budget sliders at default desu

>>72679805
Sorry, I'm retarded
didn't mean to greentext and meant to quote
>>72679769

>>72679769
They can either work or not, if they are not happy they leave, I will not support crybabies

Why would they even want to work in a society that is beyond them anyways

>>72679846
Then why even have 1% immigration rate?

>>72679881
If they want to contribute to the superior beings, I will gladly allow them that's one less we would have to build, plus we must keep in touch with world culture because we are still human deep within

With science we would have the technology to mine asteroids

>>72679931
one less robot we would have to build*

whooooo fuck yeah Oregon

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>whooooo fuck yeah Oregon

>>72680028
kys I have money riding on this

rev's streams are more comfy than vinny's or joel's

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>vinesauce

How was your day today?

who

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>>72680081
good c:

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>$690 on another superfecta bet

I'm literally the best

>>72680107
What are you doin

>>72680147
betting on horse racing

Those are some ugly uniforms

>>72680167
How are you doing so well

>>72680195
I've been studying it for years and have made my own systems that work.

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Some jew lady was complaining about Trump in my school newspaper today. She used CBS news as a source lol.

>>72680226
I'll buy it for $1,475.
That's my final offer.

>>72680178
yeah, solid yellow is shit

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Is that game with the robot girl with the ass worth 60 bucks?

>>72680226
so you can tell like when a horse is a bitch horse and will lose just by looking at him?

>>72680267
looked decent for the 10 seconds of gameplay i saw

>>72680267
if you are weeb then you should be into it

>go to business news site
>there's a news article trying to blame increasing housing costs on millennials

>>72680267
no i played the demo

lol that fucking shit cost 60 bucks... hahaha

>>72680268
no, it's more about stats, averages, and peculiarities. It's more math than it is research.

>>72680327
good
millennials need to be slaughtered

>>72680361
t. millenial

>>72680375
no

>>72680167
s-send pics of the horses..!

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>im gen Z, not a millennial

>>72680389
yes

is the "another day wasted" poster a troll?

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>>72680428
I do it online, not actually around any horsies :(

here's a pic of one tho

What's after Gen Z?

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>yeah i'm a millennial, so what?

>>72680497
the end of the world

soon we can all die

>>72680497
Gen AA

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>>72680497
gen alpha

>>72680497
Ancient Mayans predicted the world would end with Genz and thus are aptly named

>>72680497
gen z pt. 2

>tfw i fell for the beyblade meme as a kid
>I literally bought a toy that it's almost the same as a mcdonald's toy

>>72680497
gen chi

picking up my new shotgun from the post office tonight buds

>>72680531
as I am older I have superior pokemon cards and pogs

just stole a shotgun from a canadian post office

>>72680531
i also did this, and it was ((fun)) at the time

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>>72680557
that's one way of going postal

>>72680531
>Not getting yugioh cards and plastic pants

>>72677049
mercilessly

>>72680577
did they actually work?

>>72680595
fucking carlos

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>>72680490
horsie c:

>>72680609
oh yeah, those fuckers spun for a solid minute

teehee

>>72680632
aw

>>72680567
pogs were retarded

no kid would willingly give up his pogs so there would always be some sort of dispute that resulted in everyone keeping their pogs

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>>72680676

>>72680687
I had a metal one with a skull hologram, and a few other nice heavy ones. Just threw them at people sometimes desu.

beyblade, pokemon, digimon, dual masters, yugioh, and some other gay anime shit
good times
that's how the (((japanese))) are influencing our youth

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>>72678670
hope u were a good boy

a blowjob and a big pepperone would be ideal right about now

never understood the (()) meme

>>72680869
no wonder we went o nto do cool shit on average, like invent google and facebook and youtube

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>he played Yu Gi Oh, and not Magic:The Gathering

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>>he played Yu Gi Oh, and not Magic:The Gathering

>>72680910
i bet u dont lol

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>>72680920
he probably didn't reach the BMI needed for mtg

>>72680910
a stormfag browser add-on to detect jewish twitter accounts

>>72680920
it's casuals version of magic the gathering

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>I play the more sophisticated children's card game; Magic: The Gathering.

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>>72680966
>he probably reached the stunted IQ level needed for Yu Gi Oh

>>72680920
>he played card games instead of doing DnD style quests where everybody is one person
Oh how I pity you. I think I still have a page from an old kidnapping quest from high school if I can find it.

>>72680998
damn right

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>tfw to smart for yugioh

>>72681025
dungeons and dragons is a shitty tabletop game desu

also very expensive versus other games

i played uno

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Playing the Pokemon card game requires more intelligence than ygo or mtg combined
prove me wrong

>>72681088
uno is master race card game

>>72676165
So fellow canadafags, what are we voting for? I just voted for the Grizzly Bear.

https://www.calgaryzoo.com/greatestanimal/#

Remember, make it a cool animal, and not a fucking goat or whooping crane.

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Canada BTFO

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I wanna be a cowboy

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>he thinks the goat isn't GOAT

>>72681196
i want to be a federal agent where i attack your family's home with the help of the army

>>72681157
I unironically think beavers are cool.

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>>72681240
Bit rude

>>72681169
Please take us back. We need your kickass PM to rid us of The Weedman

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*Smells weed in your room*
>Anon? HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING WEED?!?
what do

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>>72681305
PM O'Leary is only 2 years away leaf.
Just sit tight.

>>72681356
That's not funny.

He's Weedman but with an open love for foreign workers and china.

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>>72681304
excellent pic you have there, friend.

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>>72681398
good post

>>72681314
n-no ma, it's a dead skunk I swear ma. And I haven't s-showered.

>>72681398
ruuuuuuuuuuuude

>>72681398
all me

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>>72681404
STOP CUNT
STOP POSTING THIS SHIT

TAYTAY IS PURE AND A VIRGIN.
SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A PENIS IS.

>>72681398
Hero this thread needs

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>>72681356
>Not wanting "Mad" Max Bernier, giver of guns to be our PM

literally our only hope desu

>only one (You)
need to improve my game tonight

>>72681356
O'Leary is a levantine pseudo kike snake oil salesmen.

Canadians should vote for Max Bernier.

>>72681442
women in relationships with blacks are massive whores

>>72681442
tayGAY is a dumb feminist piggu niggerlover

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>>72681442
This desu

>>72681460
here

>>72681458
he's also pro foreign worker. his own website and media quotes talk about how it should be tied to economic needs and is in favour of it. shove your forced memes up your ass. there is no hope, all candidates are shit.

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>>72681460
memery of the dankest degree you silly nigger lol :^)

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What is the /cum/ consensus on my gf Selena Gomez?

>>72681523
she got fat

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MADMAX
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>>72681523
She has to go back

>>72681523
BRAAAAAAPHHHHH

>>72681523
really sexy, seems to be nice person, music ranges from meh to enjoyable,

overall, I would consider myself blessed if she wuz muh GF

>>72681532
>>72681548
>>72681553
this is a terrible general.
If there was an oscars for /int/ generals /cum/ wouldn't even be invited.
/brit/ would probably win most humorous and /maami/ would win the rest.

/cum/ posters would get turned away at the door.

>>72681398
You WOULD blow me, wouldn't you, fag.

>>72681587
Go eat a dick, Mick.

>>72681587
ummmm aren't you late to get your tv license faggot

>>72681613
HEAD LIKE A FUCKING ORANGE.

>>72681523
When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.

>>72681523
Terrible taste

>>72681613
An Idiot Abroad was one of the funniest and overall best reality tv show in history.

Prove me wrong.

Protip: You can not and may not.

>>72681634
Rick is such an asshole

>>72681635
you mean it gets better than SELENA?

HOLY SHIT OPEN THE DOORS NOW

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non cum countries >>>/out/

>>72681680
It should be /usa/ desu

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>>72681680
to be fair, america is just brits with shitty accents, Canada's just dutchmen and frenchies, and mexico is just conquistador rape babies.

We are all non-cums

There's only one leaf poster here that isn't a gigantic fucking fag and/or underage /r9k/ turbo sperg. Unfortunately he died in a helicopter crash at KHE SAN.

The rest of you are pieces of shit.

>>72681753
Shut up and get annexed by Polish Hussars already you literal non-country

>>72681812
idiot

>>72681613
what's he up to these days

>>72681079
We didn't do DnD, we did what /qst/ does. I would typically be QM, I would come up with a plot, take a regular 6 sided die to school, and everybody would sit around me at the school library. Everybody would control the same character, and I would come up with the plot. For example, heres what kidnapper says:
Intro: You were just a plain teen girl, regular life, nerdy and introverted, friends with a few guys and other nerd girls that also shared your interests. However, one day, on your way to the local store to buy CoD 2013 (this was in early 2013, dated as Feb 23 for intro, May 23 is written for last change), a mysterious SUV followed you down the road, slowly gaining on you.

You thought nothing of it, your friend, Jay, said he got his first car, and he was probably just messing with you, driving by to call you a bitch, and you to call him a faggot, as you two often did for fun.

However, the SUV pulled onto the sidewalk as it passed you, and three burly, bald men walked out in front of you. They grabbed you, one had a gun, and they threw you in. They took of your your clothes, gagged, you, and blindfolded you as they held you down. They checked your clothes for your phone, hastily finding it, then threw back your panties, socks, and your grey shirt. You put them on, struggling to see what was happening as they bound your arms and legs, then shoved you into the back trunk.
One hit you with his rifle and you were out.

You eventually woke up in the middle of the woods with smelly, stained panties, all of your other clothes on the ground next to you, a rusty axe, your phone with the SIM taken out, and a hunting rifle with ten shots.

i was having fun playing with my pokemon toys

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destroyer of worlds

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emily