/brit/

literally who

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5th for best Power Ranger

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>all those pathetic cunts defending muslims on twitter

Muslims don't care when whites get killed by their own

It was unironically some Jamaican convert to Islam

>this film was incredibly misogynistic and problematic

>>72623978
Pleb spotted.

london = aleppo

It was literally a bremainer trying to stop Theresa triggering article 50

nth for REMOVE KEBAB

>>72624007
JUST

>>72624013

>It's a film gets a rave review because the director is a black woman episode

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Mad seeing all the Brits freak out about a knife attack when we get bomb scares and paramilitary shooting nearly daily and it's barely considered worthy of discussion.

tfw not from a country that was part of the british empire

perhaps Muslims were a mistake

>>72624007
deport them all

78
don't care, fuck off you attention seeking twat

>>72624095
You're a part time colony right now

>>72624078
>being proud that you come from a shithole

omg just because like 95% of muslims agree with ISIS doesn't mean they're ALL bad people jeez you're so racist some of you

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>no Tipping Point
>The Chase cancelled too

really hate muslims now

>>72624007
Wew. I wonder what she was thinking at that moment

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>>72624095
We get it
You're hella jelous
Take a chill pill brochacho

>>72624078
>heh, my country's literally third world
>take that, brits

>>72624078
>Occupied

cry more nonce

http://gizmodo.com/coded-4chan-post-hinted-at-westminster-attack-a-day-in-1793527996

>Though currently archived, the original post still appears on /pol/. “I understand the situation,” current 4chan owner Hiroyuki Nishimura told Gizmodo, “We are ready to respond for law enforcement agency.”

>>72624133
probs checking the twitter on her phone and seeing all the islamophobic tweets made her sad

>>72624095
hows that land border with us going?

>>72624120
>>72624146
It's called not being a pansy queer
>boohoo someone was violent today :'((((((
Poofters

*condemns a muslim ignoring the attacks*
*laughs at londoners for getting attacked*
hmm yes and you wonder why people call you racists,,, fucking scum

anybody who supports the immigration status quo post-2015 are accessories to hundreds of murders

>>72624168
Fuck lads, there on to us.

HIDE YOUR CRISPS!

>>72624127
proof?

>>72624078
>barely considered worthy of discussion
It's not considered worthy of discussion at all. Did you know a bomb exploded in Strabane yesterday? Me fucking neither.

The key difference is that we do that shit to ourselves, but this was a foreign attack

>>72624168
>We are ready to respond for law enforcement agency
creasing
also that /pol/ post has 0 relevance, guarantee. Bet he was just trying to be sp00ky

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>>72624117
i'm dominican

tfw not from a country that has u.s military bases on its soil either

>>72624191
anybody who supports the british military are accessory to literally thousands

>>72624131
Fucks sake was hoping to catch the Chase on +1 just now. They're just letting the terrorists win.

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post yfw you remember this is all your fault for importing Sunni muslims rather than based anti-Wahhabi, anti-Salafist Shia

>>72624078
hmm I agree with your sentiment somewhat but I think you're over exaggerating. We don't get attacks with 4+ dead and many injured with any regularity

>>72624168
Wew

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Post songs to play when we deport Rasheeds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrvZNFoIjJo

today was a cracking day lads

4 less southerners in the world

>at any one time there are multiple NI posters itt
HOW is this possible. We are 1.8 fucking million

>>72624224
I wasn't aware the British military was an active terrorist group

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>today was a cracking day lads

>4 less southerners in the world

>>72624168
people who think these are related are mongs
why would he post pictures of firearms and then just use a car and a kitchen knife

>>72624208
>bomb exploded in Strabane
Could only make the place look better haha
>>72624241
Every bombscare has a potential to kill 100+, if it was a bombscare in London they'd still be losing their minds

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doing a major think

Business idea: Get in a 4x4, drive to the local traveller site and run over as many children as possible

>>72624276
There's fuck all else for us to do.

>>72624262
La Marseillaise

>>72624208
Protestants are foreigners and should fuck off
>>72624276
IRA infiltration op. Move along now

>>72624328

Muslim here, with a message for all the cumskins on this board:

It was you who divided up the land.

It was you who put in the puppet governments.

It was you who built the oil wells on Muslim holy lands.

It was you who allowed the Jews to exterminate and enslave the Palestinians.

It was you who played geopolitical games with Iraq and Iran during their war.

It was you who gave Saddam chemical weapons.

It was you who caused the Ayatollah to come into power in Iran.

It was you who created the Mujaheddin, Osama Bin Laden, and Al Qaeda.

It was you who killed 1 million children with your economic sanctions on Iraq.

It was you who, with your gluttonous oil consumption, gave power to Saudi Arabia and turned a blind eye to their funding of Wahhabi extremism.

It was you who abused the Arab world so much that they felt they had to attack your soil on 9/11.

It was you who started an endless massacre across all of Afghanistan in retaliation against a small group that lived there.

It was you who invaded Iraq unprovoked, destroyed it's infrastructure, massacred it's people, and left it in shambles in your wake.

It was you who covertly ignited civil wars in Libya and Syria because it suited your geopolitical interests, only to let the bloodbaths stagnate when your goals failed.

It was you who not only caused ISIS to exist, but allowed them to grow like a cancer unchecked.

It was jouz who destroyed the lives of millions of Arabs and forced them to leave their homeland.

You are the cause of all of this. Still you go ahead and blame us for all these tragic incidents. I'm not easily triggered but shit like this makes me really mad.

>>72624279
third eye status: welded shut

>>72624321
ahh yes the hindus who drive into crowds of people in western countries.

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>>72624007

The altar of multiculturalism must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of whites

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>>72624279
hahahaha good one la'

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These attacks will continue to happen for the rest of our lives, unabated.

27 innocent people were killed during US air strikes that targeted a neighbourhood school sheltering people in Raqqa, Syria less than an hour ago. Won't be seeing that on the news.

just came into a napkin which i picked up off the floor of my room, need a gf to drink my cum and save the trees

>>72624350
Not a fraction of a pixel

>>72624350
Nobody cares, Rasheed

>>72624321
>pretend that "kill non believers" means to harm non muslims when it means to give grief to people who lack motivation
fucking wew

>>72624338
To be fair, most bomb scares are Republican. So not foreign.

>>72624298
aye but the bombs are fucking shite and the organisations involved are probably 50% moles by now lad.

>>72624241
plenty of people remember when we did though, its not like the population that was alive 25 years or more ago has forgotten about the IRA, INLA and other spastics who caused so much trouble for decades.

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>prayforlondon

>>72624371
syrian lives aren't worth as much and you know it

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>>72624328
>>72624301
Delete these posts.

>>72624371
5-10 million people died in the congolese civil war from 1997 to present.

it was a false flag orchestrated by /pol/

>>72615762

piss and shit must be filling the pods of the london eye to the brim by now lads

Stand together lads

We will not be divided

They're attacking our tolerant society

I think the most disgusting thing about this whole incident is that Nazis like Nigel Farage will exploit peoples fear

LOVE NOT HATE LADS

Thank you

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>>72624279

>>72624371
>innocent people
Haha, no.

All Sheeds must go.

Whites only planet.

people now shattering the glass by swinging smaller, weaker people into the windows and launching themselves from the london eye.
oh the humanity

>>72624350
All of this is factually true. Still doesn't excuse plowing through crowds of innocent people, though.

>>72624371
Get the fuck out of my country, paki.

shan't
not a single microscopic fraction of one pixel

Has anyone claimed responsibility yet?

>>72624350
Post this on /pol/, you'll get some major (You) returns.

Why do people that loathe religion immediately fall on #PrayFor[country] when muslims kill people?

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BREAKING: Eddie Murphy has been spotted climbing up the London Eye

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>>72624321
>A Muslim would never hurt an innocent

Gonna have to call that post a troll

reports that we've sadly seen the first jumper from the london eye, some poor lad couldn't take the shit stink any more, broke the pod and leapt out, cutting himself on the glass. tragic to see

>>72624411
Good.

>>72624455
Howling at the thought of some middle aged man with a beer gut swinging a 4 year old child around the cabin

Why do UK police just look like a fucking rag tag group of special needs 'tards?

>>72624502
All Muslims everywhere

So does Trump not shitpost about terrorist attacks now or something? What a sellout. Was looking forward to it.

>>72624502
Yes, me
I did it

>>72624536
savage tory cuts

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Fucking hell, this was just taken in one of the London Eye pods

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Izzadeen
someone said this might be him, anyone have any evidence for it?

>>72624455
Was this funnier in your head?

>>72624536
I like their mustaches

|]:<

>>72624574
>London Eye pods
Any choons?

>>72624522
rorke

>And now we're going live to the London Eye where the trapped people have started to -eat- the elderly in order to stay alive.

>>72624350
wasnt me

stuck in a london eye pod, AMA

why are lefties always looking for 'allies' but never friends?

>>72624584
why dont you fuck off you joyless cunt

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>>72624262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY

>>72624550
>Just standing and there and recording people dying
Scum. Lock them up.

>4 dead

wew

stuck in a london ipod, AMA

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>>72624350
Haha I just copypasta'd this to /pol/ to farm (you)s

>>72624579
>Hackney

Ah yes, my so-called "home"

lmao imagine if therre was a typo on the news that said
london poo
instead of london pod

creasing at the thought, always crack myself up with mental jokes like this

stuck in a london Greggs, AMA

Had too much party food and now I can't be bothered to make dinner. This is a problem.

>>72624656
Don't steal my joke you fucking nigger

>>72624644
i dont know what i would have done in that situation tbf. Maybe run to get help but what good would that really do if you've already called 999? I dont think i could do anything to help someone who's been hit by a car

>>72624640
Why don't you improve your banter, you desperately unfunny immature paki twat?

*wakes up in my rural northern farmhouse*
ahhhhhh nice bit o frost in t'air this morn
*puts on my dressing gown and wellies*
*strolls through my land tossing bird seed to the hens and watching my lambs take their first steps*
*walks back into my ancestral home that has stood since the 13th century*
think i'll have some egg and soldiers for brekkie
*brings some water to boil and then carefully drops some eggs in to it*
*strides over to the table and reads the paper while I wait*
what... whats this?! a terror attack... in our nation?!
*quickly flips the pages*
ee by gum... what have thee done...
*reads the details*
hang on...
*realises it's in the south*
*in london no less*
*with one of those pakis i've never seen (londoners is the correct term i think)*
*only southerners injured*
*and some french kids*
*puts the paper down*
*has a hearty chuckle*
*goes over to my eggs*
*theyre over done*
..... no

>>72624625
have you examined the other sides of politics impartially, it may be that a portion of all sides do it to one extent or another.

stuck in the hospital after stabbing a policeman then getting shot AMA

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lads I don't think I'm going to make it

used some dead old bird's dress for an arsewipe but there now aren't any more clean spots on it to use

cucks

>the trapped london eye passengers have formed factions and divided themselves into north and south. a minority of cabins declare themselves neither north nor south but "midlanders." more on this story as it develops

>>72624692
You can literally see people helping the injured and you don't know if you could emulate the shit they were doing?

>>72624710
alri muhamamammadingdong

reports that trouble has broken out on the london eye, with the prisoners of one pod 'shouting in an obnoxious manner' at each other

Marine Le Penn has won the election then lads

Literally couldn't be more perfect

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Currently in Channel 5's 'Snog Marry Avoid' pod, ask me anything

>this one paki making poo jokes about a terrorist situation
>he doesn't even change the way he posts so you can see that it's him every single time he posts

listening to the jonestown mass suicide tapes. mad desu

>>72624692
you do exactly what the emergency services operator tells you to do, they dont put the phone down until the police/ambulance/fire brigade or whatever confirm they are on site.

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Not sure if you lads are ready to handle this absolute slammer of a choon, but here we go..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcroTw04i-w

>>72624765
>Channel 5
thought it were bbc3?

brits are like monkeys

just look at them when they're football stadiums getting excited like chimps

french school group literally brought a terrorist into this country and then got mowed down

>>72624700
of course, prayers, the manifestation of hope

I'm not going to help you myself but I PRAY someone else does

that's just as good, isn't it?

>>72624722
>a minority of cabins declare themselves neither north nor south but "midlanders."

Fuck off lad, we get called both northerners and southerners depending on who you ask.

>>72624758
quite convenient for le pen

really makes you think

>>72624692
tell them its ok
administer first aid
try to give them your shirt to stop the bleeding

but yeah there are already people tending to it, and no point in overegging the scene

>the passengers trapped in the London Eye have no forgotten all semblance of civilisation and have become completely tribal. It is believed only a few elderly women remember what live is like on the outside

>>72624794
Ahh yes, me

I'm sorry, bois

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you reckon this is him lads?

>>72624758
except the assailant was a WHITE MALE

>Our sources have confirmed that one of the pods occupants have successfully broken outside and invaded another pod for their food and resources

>>72624784
>people only start to care when they think something might threaten them
Perfectly reasonable

>>72624839
Nah, the one on the right is clearly a white right-wing nationalist nazist maniac called Bill 'white' Powers

>>72624785
well yeah but there are already people helping the victim

>>72624007
Jesus, I know this feel, so fucking much.

>>72624333
n-not in France pls

thank god we banned laptops on flights lads

Sky News just confirmed that the London Eye passengers have now developed primitive agriculture, as somebody who had a bag of nuts with him has succesfully planted them in the arable fecal topsoil of his pod.

>>72624784
true desu

i opened BBC london and there was an article about a teenager dying in a shooting

>>72624827
Why do muslims walk around wearing bathrobes and towels on their head?

>reports emerging of at least 2 young children being born and raise entirely within the capsules of the London Eye under lockdown
>it is believed they have been raised in a Truman Show esque environment with no knowledge of life outside the pods

fascinating stuff

>2037
>i have been stuck in this pod for 30 years
>i no longer remember the outside world
>is there even and outside world? maybe the pod is the entire universe

>reports are surfacing that among those trapped in the london eye is 43 year old American illusionist David Blaine

Northerners have have begun worshipping the Great Central Hub and started killing each over who is the most pious

Southerners have begun accepting refugees from the North

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>americans call shops 'stores'
Do Americans call shopping 'storing'?

>>72624915
just got out of the shower innit

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>>72624784

the fucking state of these people

>leave eu
>get bombed
ayyy lmao blud

>>72624818
>trying this hard

>>72624917
>2037
>30 years
Toothpastes in charge of maths

>>72624839
come on lads is this him? give input

>>72624940
it was a knife attack

BIN THAT KNIFE
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>>72624900
>some bad thing will happen somewhere in the world in these 11 days
wow he is a literal psychic

>rescue forces have attempted to save the victims by helicopter around ten minutes ago. the operation was swiftly cancelled, however, after said victims started throwing glass and hand-crafted bombs at the nearby choppers.

i can't believe this

>>72624895
Jaysus is that picture from the incident in France?

any links to all the photos of the incident?

Sky News are reporting the Chilean miners are sending those trapped in the pods messages of support.

>>72624959
car actually

BAN CAGERS

never met a brit

thank god for that

big fan of the london eye gimmick continue

>>72624978
www.theinternet.com

>>72624884
if its a big thing going off like this, they will probably be asking you questions so they can get info to the people on the way. they may need to know how many people involved, how many have head or obvious catastrophic injuries, are there attackers still about (ie look around and see)., etc. they need info fast, they wont be wasting time keeping you on the phone doing nothing.

>>72624966
No its Tim's dentist's office

>>72624978
http://www.infobae.com/america/fotos/2017/03/22/las-fotos-del-ataque-en-el-parlamento-de-londres/

>>72624991
Well it was both

>dedicated news channels
>still takeover main channels for news

>>72624959
literally no idea what even happened i just got home and read the news headlines tbf

>>72624929
>The word store is of larger signification than the word shop. It not only comprehends all that is embraced in the word shop, when that word is used to designate a place in which goods or merchandise are sold, but more, a place of deposit, a store house. In common parlance the two words have a distinct meaning. We speak of shops as places in which mechanics pursue their trades, as a carpenter's shop a blacksmith's shop a shoemaker's shop. While, if we refer to a place where goods and merchandise are bought and sold, whether by wholesale or retail, we speak of it as a store. [C.J. Brickell, opinion in Sparrenberger v. The State of Alabama, December term, 1875]

the only answer to this is more refugees

>literally just identified the suspect (a huge breakthrough)
>none of you cunts even care
fuck OFF

>>72625022
THANK YOU
At last someone speaks some sense

>>72624980
Kek

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Spurdo here, wid a mesage :DD for yu idslamobobig peebl.

Da memes benis :DDddd crated dis mezz lol xDD.

Id wad yu who dibidedd ub da lands. fugg :DDDDD

Id wad yu who but in da pubbet gubberments lol.

Id wad yu who build da benis xD oil wels on Muslib hooly landz.

Id wad yu who allow da Jooz xDDDDdd hologost was lie to egsterbinate ad enslaev da Balesdins.

Id wad yu who blayed geobolidigal gaems :DDDDd wid Irag an Iran durig deir warz. xDDD

Id wad yu who gabe Sabdam chemigal webons. shiddd :DDDdddd

Id wad yu who gaused da Ayadollah to gome into bower in Iran. xDDD

Id wad yu who created da Mujjahebedin, Osaba Bin Laden, an Alb Qaeda. fug xD

Id wad yu who kil o fugg xDDD 1 miblion chidren wid yur egonomig sangtons on Iragg :DDD benis.

Id wad yu who, wid yur glubttonos oil gonsumbtion, gabe powr to Saudi Arbabia fugg :DDDDDDDDd an turnd a blind eye to deir funding ob Wahabbi egstrebism.

Id wad yu who abuzed de Arab wurld so benis xD much thad dey felbt dey had do attack yur soil on 9/11. shidd nevr forged dog bles meriga :DDDDdddd

Id wad yu who starded an endles massacore across all ob Abfganistan in redaliaton againsd a small benis xDDDD group thad livd dere.

Id wad yu who invabed Irag unbroboked, destroyd it's inbrasdructure, massagred it's peepl, and lebt it in shables in yur wage. xDDDDdddd

Id wad yu who coberdly ignided cibil warz in Libya and Suyria shiddd begaus id suided yur geobolitigal interest fugg :DDDDD, only do led da bloodbafs o fug xDD stagnade when yur goalz failededd xDDD.

Id wad yu who nodd only causd ISIS to egsist, bud allowd them do grow like a cancer xD thred gabe me cancer lol xDDDDD unchegged.

Id wad yu who debstroyed da libes of millionds fug :DDDDddd of Arab an force dem to leeve deir hobeland. xDDdd benis

Yu are da gause of all ob dis. Still yu go ahead an blambe us fur all dese tragig o fug :DD incidenbts. I'm not eazily triggeredd o fug triggerd lol like justic warior xD but shid like dis make me real mad.

>>72624810
everyone will have forgot by the 2nd round which she won't (can't) win

>>72624965
>>72624919
>>72624916
>>72624902
>>72624855
>>72624818
>>72624722

Fucking cringing at this pathetic attempt at "humour". No wonder /brit/ has the shit reputation it does.

>>72624321
Ah yes, all those Buddhist terrorists

>>72625009
>tights gf under dthe bus
:(

>the pods have entered an era of enlightenment as they realise their seemingly inescapable celings and walls are actually windows into a wider universe

>>72625055
kek

>BBC: we can confirm at least 1 person currently trapped on the London Eye is muslim, so think about that before you fucking whiteys try to make this all about you

Just because the attacker has brown skin doesn't mean he's muslim STOP ASSUMING

Was trying on some clothes earlier in the changing booth, and consciously made the decision to pop a spot right onto their mirror.

It's good to do bad things just for fun d

being stabbed must be excruciatingly painful

i'd rather get shot or bombed

no one gives a fuck about the shootings or whatever, wankers, now piss off already

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anime?

>this one extremely arseblasted twat sperging out about the gimmick

>>72625033
>a huge breakthrough to look at a dead man's face
We already know its a sheed

brexit should be cancelled in dedication to the french children

>rumours swirl amid reports that the driver was seen doing doughnuts around the cenotaph before driving across the bridge
>police declined to comment on allegations that Matt LeBlanc is being sought in connection along with rumours of a second man - a white male - spotted within the vehicle

bizarre

>>72625096
For you.

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it...it wasn't her under the bus was it lads?

>>72625058
https://youtu.be/nDbeqj-1XOo

>>72625064
i found them delightful desu. reminds me of dystopian cinema threads on /tv/

>>72625088
i think it's abu izzadeen, look at pictures of him then look at the one picture of the suspect.

>>72625081
>one tanned fellow is currently leading the group in prayer

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Is eyeposting the new ballbusting?

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>>72625088
FUCKING ALEX DID IT HE WAS AIMING AT WEGNER

Did Dizzee Rascal invent Grime?

>>72624615
fuck off runt

Rorkes are taking over

>>72624839
No the facial hair is too different

You don't decide to shave and style your beard differently one morning just because you plan to do some terrorism that day

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Wew lads 4 dead

>>72625153
Yes

>>72625166
ALRIGHT
SHUT UP ABOUT IT

If this attack happened in Europe he would have been armed with 2 AK47s

>this unfunny paki spamming his shit deluding himself into thinking it's funny and people will laugh at his efforts

>>72624839
THIS IS THE ATTACKER
ABU IZZADEEN
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU GIVING ME (YOU)S FOR THIS
FUCK YOU

>it's been noted that many of the civilisations emerging from inside the london eye pods are hideously white. once they are rescued it will be necessary to teach them about the benefits of diversity

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I'm an immigrant living in London and not a SINGLE person has checked to see if I'm alive

>>72625058
that leather jacket lad isn't even looking at the injured . stone him

>>72625064
Reddit post, no wonder we can't have fun anymore.

you know that shy but cute girl you had a crush on in school but never talked to or approached? The one you lost contact with as soon as you went to uni and over the years gradually forgot about? The one who probably moved and has a whole different life that you know nothing about now?

That was her under that fucking bus.

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>two men trapped in the london eye have reportedly begun a vicious fistfight

>>72625180
Are you ok?

>>72624706
me

>>72625131
/tv/ shits all over /brit/ when it comes to originality and creativity

>>72625212
/teamtimothy/

The so-called Islamic State

>>72625165
doesnt look very different, and the length of his hair changes through the other pictures. He also fits the bill of doing this shite

I, for one, feel bad for all the Muslims that will get shit for this

>>72625197
>it's [some muzzie]
no-one gives a fuck m8

>>72625212
What is this new form of shitposting?

wonder how she ended up under the bus

ran to escape the car and got hit?

>>72625128
it was a french school girl

why is the london eye on lock down? for what purpose?

Glad they waited till I was out of London to pull this shit. Morning lads

>>72625208
It's exactly the sort of "humour" that Reddit loves.

>>72625087
Definitely something a big black cock would say

>>72625256
Think so. The reports were saying the guy drove down the pavement the entire way across.

>>72625264
they have started biting at the hands of anyone attempting to open the pods
they are lost

finally found a track i've been trying to trainspot for years

>>72625256
she was explaining to lefties why muslims have issues with our culture

>>72625280
You'd know all about that wouldn't you, newfag.

>>72625280
How would you know hmm?

>attacker is a non white Muslim


Bollocks.

british music sucks

2117: Britain is 100% Muslim, aside from the few hermits sheltered in the London eye

>>72625295
Indeed, Ahmed.

>>72625264
some say it was a social experiment gone wrong

others say there is just some deranged pervert in charge of operating procedures during terrorist attacks with a big time scat fetish

but nobody truly knows

>>72625308
BURY IT

t. /r/unitedkingdom subscriber

>>72625316
MA-YO-NE-SA

ELLA ME BATE COMO HACIENDO MAYONESA

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Trump tried to stop this and they marched against him

>tfw people make fun of people who are taller than you for being short
aha haha ah yes...

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assailant is hate preacher abu izzadeen

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anyone remember Marcus Hauser?

>barely any Kwaito on the 'seek

>>72625367
What

big fan of these London Eye posts, lads

british music sucks because brits have no souls

Poor tights girl, not nice to die suddenly and have photos of your dead bum on the internet

>>72625368
yep, waiting for it to be said on the news

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>>72625153
No, he was wiley's apprentice
he was just the one who made it to the mainstream first
>>72625171
kill yankself

>>72625387
yes haha

someone post a tim video where he was showing the facebook posts of marcus hauser

Is it unethical to wank off to pics of the dead tights girl?

>>72625387
looks menacing

>>72625256
someone told her to lie on the ground, then she actually did it the absolute madwoman

>>72625387
*Monica

are we ever going to find out what happened to bum girl?

UK is a muslim country.

there. now everybody can return to back to normal, nothing to see here

>>72625387
fowl looking clown of a person

Lads, would you accept being circumcised if it meant you could have a bigger willy?

Think I would tbqh

someone's already edited it lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Izzadeen

>>72625368
>assailant is british male

>>72625426
at least one poster in this thread will have spaffed to her already desu

Talking about terrorists instead of posting slags and crisps.

You've let the terrorists win, /Brit/

>>72625426
make sure you print out the picture, tribute her and upload it ehre

>>72625426
>>>/b/

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>>72625333

>>72625451
i did because it meant I didn't have the ol' 'mosis anymore. Now I have a decent sex-life.

>>72625368
He's still in prison

>>72625473
t. Trudeau

>>72625451
no

>>72625481
I have phimosis but I refused to be circumcised

I'd rather die a virgin

kernow

>>72625481
Literally just had to stretch your turtleneck you mong

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ah yes

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>>72625473
erm kettle lighlty salted and this bint

>>72625419
>apprentice
ah yes. you're fired

Not going to go on brit for the next day or two because it will literally just be muslim posting.

haha yeah we get it, islamic terrorism. Very good, move on

>>72625518
Why? Absolute autist.

sometimes my showers last well over an hour

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>>72625509
A wise man indeed

>>72625452
You mean you did. Boring cunt

>>72625547
leftypol damage control

>>72625451
don't fancy my tip being smeared on some old womans face tbqhwy

>>72625547
'sheed

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>>72625450

>>72625547


Most rasheed post I've ever read

>>72625547
nobody cares rasheed

>>72625451
already got a well-sized willy ;)

So one of the mayors own attacks London

can't make it up

>>72625533
Her breasts look far to low on her body

>>72625452
Whichever of us can do it, hyperlink Westminster to https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islamabad

tyvml

>>72625576
Stop doing that

>not knowing that you can cure your own phimosis so fucking easily
baka

>hwndu season 4 is just another stupid flag

bit boring 2bh

>>72625552
Because I don't want to lose my foreskin and have a horrible dick that women find weird, which if I ever came close to having sex, would lead her to walk out on me

>Donald J. TrumpVerified account @realDonaldTrump 6h6 hours ago
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Big day for healthcare. Working hard!

>white people get killed
>a bad thing

>>72625569
Leftypol isn't a thing. Youre thinking of tumblr

>>72625566

Why would I advertise my IP you utter troglodyte

>shocking pod experiments have been occuring on the london eye; in one notable case, a pod was populated by 20 men, 10 women and a panther.

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>>72625473
Tesco Finest goats cheese and chilli jam

This bird.

>>72625526
did it for months + with topical steroid cream, no progress.

Found out about those rings you can use after the operation, may have helped.

I don\t regret it much at all. Wanking is a bit worse, girls don't mind it (some even said they prefer it) and now I can have sex without being insecure etc.

>>72625612
lol...

>>72625618
newcunt

>>72625583
proof? :^)))

>>72625648
Been here since 2008 fag

>>72625499
I sincerely hope this was the attacker. Better to have it be a well-known person than some literally who. When it's a literally who it is far more frightening.

I just hope all of these "people" can be locked up someday soon