/brit/

chinese gf

>>72608665
better than 95% of the 4chan filenames on here

not doing a poo

short hair on women makes 'im look like men

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>'im instead of 'em

>>72608705
think you might be a bit blind mate

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>>72608672
I love boys just like this one

>>72608705
Boys but yeah

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who /countryside/ here?

>>72608730
wish i was so i dont have to look at women with short 'air

>>72608733
I'd fuck it if it had a vagina and was a woman from birth

>>72608592
you're ugly and have a personality to suit.

>>72608672
There are a lot of apartment complexes here where they want proof of employment, your licence plate number, and 6 references.

What the shit even? I was thinking about moving out before the summer, but apparently I need a car and 6 fucking people to vouch for me? I barely know anyone, and I haven't got a fucking car.

DO NOT reply to the leaf at any time in this thread

>>72608763
alri

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>you're ugly and have a personality to suit.

>>72608782
Dickhead

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>tfw waking up again
just wanna die in my sleep lads

>>72608672
The I am a lesbian feminist edition.

sorry

>>72608808
alri

someone keeps trying to log in into my battle net account
been trying it for months proper runt

watching south park

>>72608819
You deserve it 'lomo

>>72608819
fucking machines RIGHT now

>>72608819
post fucking machines

>>72608819
You deserve to get hacked for supporting Blizzard.

That company should be boycotted until it goes out of business. They ruined my childhood.

just remembered the PSP existed

immediately regretting replying to t' 'eaf

really want to buy a nice cozy house in a lovely green semi-rural area

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The normies have found omracer rrreeeeeeeeeee

>>72608856
your lack of self control and your parents poor parenting which ruined your childhood

>>72608894
>canny
fucking HATE scottish twitter users

Spent a couple of months now trying to go on dates

Has been disastrous to say the least, absolutely shocking

if i'm on no fap and edging to slags on tindr

now the balls are hurtin, what's goin on?

>>72608856
blame valve for ruining the only online video game i liked to play with kike microtransactions tbf

>>72608922
Haha yeah mate peng innit bruv

>>72608769
That will never happen because I post intriguing and genuinely thought enriching content. That's like asking people at a party not to hang out with the guy with all the beer and pizza.

>>72608935
>now the balls are hurtin, what's goin on?
did the same thing the other day

let it out and it'll be gone in a bit

>>72608922
i canny see why, ye need tae sort yersel oot paw

>>72608933
serves you right for trying

72608969
Won't even give you the satisfaction of hatposting you

>>72608935
its called blue balls and it can last for ages if you don't cum soon enough

>>72608950
cosmetics literally detract nothing (zero: 0) from the game

>>72608951
neeky post kmt

>>72609030
>>72609004
>>72609001
>>72608984
>>72608977
>>72608976
>>72608971
>>72608969
>>72608951
hello niggers

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>>72608971

yeah, this nofap shit really sucks, tbqfh

i'm a tad more aggressive, feel like lifting, and my concentration has gotten much better, i'm driven

but I could fuck a landwhale and cum in 20 seconds probably, and when i get really horny, all that extra mental acuity means absolutely nothing because all i want to do is spill my cum into a fertile lake and watch an army of white people exit

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>>72609046
Hi :3

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>>72609061
>all i want to do is spill my cum into a fertile lake and watch an army of white people exit

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Normies are NPCs, they are not self-aware. They exist only to carry out the will of the powers that be.

>>72609061
>have all this extra concentration but it sucks because now I have no concentration

i wish i could proper get into video games but im just not that nerdy

>>72609004
they also added (gimmicky) weapons which were otherwise extremely hard to obtain unlike the original ones which were unlocked by achievements
not to mention the sheer amount of low quality cosmetics and other unnecessary shite shifted the games appeal and atmosphere from a bread and butter quake esque team shooter to an almost korean like free to play fps

>>72609198
the gimmicky weapons are all utterly shite and have been nerfed into the ground

just dl the no-hats mod you runt

weather today is not peng

>>72609153
This is an excellent .gif, mind if I save it?

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>>72609180
>not that nerdy

poe is extremely convoluted and demanding

it's perfect for you

>>72609253

it's not yours, ym friedn

is scots twitter purely because of le trainspotting?

59 other replies, and not a single one is worth my time.

>>72609281
i doubt it
most fun i had playing a game was either some mario game or nba2k12/13's myplayer

wanked to the femboy porn again

>>72609401
i think you'll find mine is

runts

>>72609463
link

Battlefield 1 memory again

had a toast sandwich yesterday and it actually wasn't bad

467
what a waste of a post

who else /hatestheirjob/ here

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the goal

>>72609543
>plane
cheat

The Three-Day Week was one of several measures introduced in the United Kingdom by the Conservative Government to conserve electricity, the generation of which was severely restricted owing to industrial action by coal miners. The effect was that from 1 January until 7 March 1974 (also the same month the 1973-74 oil crisis ended [1][better source needed]) commercial users of electricity were limited to three specified consecutive days' consumption each week and prohibited from working longer hours on those days. Services deemed essential (e.g. hospitals, supermarkets and newspaper prints) were exempt.[2] Television companies were required to cease broadcasting at 10:30 p.m. during the crisis to conserve electricity.[3][4] The early television closedowns would continue until Friday 22 February, with the usual closedown hours reinstated on Saturday 23 February 1974.[5][6]

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The goal

>>72609543
>spending all that time in russia instead of taking a diversion to explore east asia
runt

>>72609529
>boss gave me a bollocking for a minor mistake at work yesterday
>work in a call centre on £16.75k

It's a call centre mate, who cares? Also the mistake was tiny and rectified in an instant. Boss on cares because she's a social climber. She sits within earshot of the department head as well and I have to listen to her suck the arse out of her boss every minute of every day.

>>72609543
also watch this la?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXIJcIivMHg

geniuses of our time

jordan peterson
elon musk
magnus carlsen

add to the list

need a console

>>72609590
sounds like a right jobsworth m8

get out

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>>72609596

>>72609596
stefan molyneux

>>72609543
are you going to take a night boat to cairo?

>>72609596
molyneux and sargon

>>72609596
kanye
for real too

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wow.......

>>72609614
I was NEET for several years before getting this job and I've still yet to pass the one-year mark. If I can clear 2 years I will leave but if I feel like if I leave before then my CV will still be quite weak.

>>72609662
This actually happens in school though, teachers punish the class for the actions of 1 or 2, it's a very effective technique because of the social effect it has on the offenders

>>72609596
me

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>>72609662
quite like deathbulge sometimes though

>>72609662
but the kid with the purple shirt isn't there! very unfair!

>>72609707
me

>>72609700
yeah but when it's applied to muslim countries it's racist

who controls the british crown
who keeps the metric system down
/brit/ do
/brit/ do

>>72609707
wow that is so my life
minus the compliments

>>72609631
>>72609640
only serious answers thank you
>>72609647
good

>>72609727
yeah it is
not gonna create any social pressure to stop being terrorists for the very small percentage that are
only gonna piss more of them off

>>72609707
reddit

>>72609719
reddit

>>72609735
probably being ironic but could be reddit

>>72609727
>>72609662
wow didn't realise it was a moslem analogy until now
what does that say about me

>>72609754
twat

doing a pooey arse wank with my dick

>>72609669
I did call centre work, spent all the time just revising for uni and reading off a script I made within the first week. Ended up getting promoted before I left lol

>>72609529
me desu
work minimum wage for an online shop
we don't have most of the shit we sell in because the owner is stingy and rarely buys stock so my job is basically take angry phonecalls and bullshit people

>>72609754
4chan

deathbulge is what girls call me

>>72609787
they call me hymen hammer

>>72609787
Girls call me Deano because that's my name

>>72609787
dont get it

reddit is better than 4chan

>tfw you browse reddit and aren't afraid to admit it because you're a grown man and it would be very silly to let internet strangers on an anonymous anime forum dictate which websites you can and cannot browse

feels sensible

>1.5billion litres untreated sewage pumped into the thames
ahhhhh yessss mmmmm london very gooooood

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>>72609811
reddit and 4chan have the same userbase

>>72609803
my bulge will die from lack of oxygen since ill never be able to whip it out

>>72609814
like ye olden times

>Reddit is called Reddit
>instant spergout
Ah yes

>>72609834
why do you screencap your own posts?

reddit is a good resource aggregator
comments are arse

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>reddit is better than 4chan

>>72609862
who doesn't want to be that guy

>wanting to discuss things

lol never understood this

>>72609834
ahh yes parroting the same opinion over and over again, long and unfunny pun threads and any criticism of a game down voted to irrelevancy amongst the discussion

very good

doing a poo

>>72609854
giving it context

do muggings even occur now that no one carries cash anymore

i've never used reddit because i don't like the idea of literally anyone going through every post i've made

>>72609872
>thames
where did he touch you

>>72608705
need a good opener for the 'tinds lads

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nubblers rooooooooooo

>>72609945
on the thames head

>>72609937
same

>>72609952
didn't mean to quote

>>72609956
cats are dumb

>>72609937
ive used reddit for like 3 years and never made a post you don't have to make posts

why do women INSIST on studying politics from a feminist perspective
can't they just discuss things on the terms already established in the field

>>72609935
they could probably steal your debit card and have just enough time to use it to buy a sandwich or something before you call the bank and cancel it

doing a rather hungry might go get something to munch on

>>72609984
fuck off

>>72609937
they love to do that, go through your post history and find something to use against you

disclaimer: i don't participate but i do lurk and there are some very shitty people on that forum

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>posting on boards i don't like

got a big fat belly lads haha

*slaps belly*

>>72609986
Women are dumb

Apparently, Brexit is such a brilliant idea that considering the possibility it might not be could fatally undermine its success

>>72609983
FOY

>>72610025
brexit means brexit

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i use reddit and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it

>>72609999
ive used 4chan for 7 years so no

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>i use reddit and there is absolutely NOTHING you can do about it

>>72610134
>>72610070
this is the same poster

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'fu on the right

>>72610070
>>72610134
>>72610149
All me

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Did Bob the Builder really just suffer from schizophrenia and audiovisual hallucinations?

all you cunts do is talk about reddit

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>>>72610134(You)
>>>72610070
>this is the same poster

>>72610080
so have I, and never seen the need to browse some shitty circlejerk cancer site at any point during that time.

>australians

i knew about supermassive black hole by muse before twilight came out

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>Brexit will result in UK becoming 1930s Germany

feel weird when i watch videos with yanks and they address everyone as "sir" and "ma'am" like good little worker drones

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>mfw they think we're the same poster

>>72610232
feel weirder when i watch a british show where there's a female military officer and her subordinates call her mum

>>72609937
Just make a new account every month. That way if you ever get doxxed all anyone will ever get is a handful of posts.

*lets out a trump*

>>72610220
but we will do something the germs can't
win

WHERE ARE YOU NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ItHLz5WEA

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>>72610232
>leave the South
>people look at you funny if you address your elders politely

>>72610306
do a stream mate

>down the last of my tea
>realise i forgot to take my pills with it

fuck

>>72610327
i'm not the original thailad m8

>>72610314
it makes you look like a beat dog 2bh

lad...*coughcough*...lad...come closer...

>>72610297
ookkk

>>72610306
post fucking machines

>>72610367
do a stream anyway

>>72610370
Don't think so, sir

saw a psychiatrist the other day and he was a fucking moron

just more proof that you don't need to be smart to be a doctor

he was brown btw

New HDI report released by the UN lads

I'll give you ONE (1) chance to guess how many places Australia is ahead of the United Kingdom

>>72610457
nobody cares what your HDMI is

>>72610457
10

>>72610457
17

>>72610457
HDI is a meme

>>72610448
psychiatrist ask to see my mum (didn't ask why)
brought her in and it did NOT go well with her being a major skeptic and alternative medicine person

>>72610419
cant be arsed trying to organise a fuck tonight t b h

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>major skeptic and alternative medicine person

currently drinking pepsi max vanilla
any questions?

>>72610490
yeah he asked me to bring my mum next time too

but my mum knows the score and i know she'll be my wingwoman to getting that sweet sweet adderall prescription i always wanted

>>72610476
>>72610477
It's actually 14 places can you believe, we're now in 2nd place while the UK has remained entirely stagnant
Howling

>2015 HDI released in 2017

ah yes useful indeed

>>72610541
we also got 0.002 while norway only went up 0.001 so we're making gains against those snownigger runts

FAR too many white people imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_me3NrPMh8

>>72610515
I love it!

>>72610558
2016 you RUNT

just went 41:11 on the 'ompetitive 'nline 'ultiplayer 'hooter

>>72610510
i shouldn't have said alternative medicine in hindsight. rather she keeps coming up with rare conditions to explain me and trying to force me onto a histamine-free diet
>>72610525
wonder why they are so into mummies

>>72610567
its ok in my book
better than i was expecting (HATE vanilla coke) but i wouldn't take it over regular max

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Was talking about how I feel like families in the U.K. Don't support their children emotionally and how older people support the young with advice and they should be respected

Do I need to get on with the times lmao????

dont want to go to the doctors because i know therell be qt nurses there but im pretty sure i fractured a bone in my little toe

Feel very lucky to live in Australia x

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had a dream a cute girl with black hair was lying down next to me outside looking up at the stars

she was in physical contact with me, may have even touched me, and I could smell her hair

>>72610570
its 2015 you retard
says so in all news articles

>>72610608
wish i did, it's pissing down here

if they had never announced project scorpio so soon i would have gotten a one s
bad decision making from them

feel very lucky to NOT live in australia x

>>72610605
Older people Support in my country I mean

anyone here on the fence about doing a 'cide and need to be egged on?
give this a cheeky listen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dZj7YW5oFQ

>Borneo
>Nam
>Korea
>East-Germany
>Malaya
>Cold War

just realised America unrionically saved the world from communism

>>72610624
It's rainy over here at the moment too

>>72610606
very few nurses are qt and most of them are old

>>72610618
http://hdr.undp.org/sites/default/files/2016_human_development_report.pdf
hmmm yes
get out of my sight you illiterate runtoid

>>72610639
saved the world from opinions that differ from theirs*

>>72610640
bet it's hot and you're having a barbeque later though

Would you call the English youth entitled?

>>72610685
nah i'd call em dave

Marlow is proper nice lads

What can I buy to give meaning to the ol' life?

>>72610636
Ricky Nelson version is beter imo

>>72610676
cuba and north korea will be capitalist within 20 years

probably not venezuela though, those runts just keep digging their own grave

>>72610639
>muh domino theory
fuck off

>>72610639
>Borneo
Commonwealth

>Nam
failed

>Korea
half-failed

>East-Germany
collapse of the USSR

>Malaya
Commonwealth

>Cold War
yeah alright they existed

>>72610636
wish i could 'cide but my 2 year old nephew wouldn't understand where i went and that breaks my heart

>>72610665
>286 pages

not a word

>>72610639
>saved
don't think so sweetie

>>72610696
Dave?

>>72610676
*saved the world from famine, actual oppression and the most inefficiently run governments in the world

>>72610639
that was the entire point

>>72610676
extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice, moderation in justice is no virtue

- Baz

>>72610728
i have a 5 year old nephew and a 3 year old niece and couldn't give a toss

not like they're my kids

>>72610731
>leaf

>>72610728
>2 year old
>able to register the impact of a suicide

soft excuse their m8; just admit you don't have the stones to do it

the younger he is, the easier it will be for a person

>>72610712
>>72610745
>>72610756

sheeple

>>72610738
some of them anyway

Wallace, or Grommit?

>>72610745
>saved the world from the most inefficiently run governments in the world

so then why are the Conservatives in power LOL!

china is literally 1st world

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39344753

>>72610787
not an argument

>>72610639
none of that was real communism

>>72610804
shaggy

>>72610811
>open this link then open another link for a video

can't be arsed

think a fucking fly has crawled down my throat whilst i was sleeping, knew i should have squashed the cunt last night

>>72610807
*retweets this*

>anything but rousing dislike for communism

ah yes, "students"

the world got objectively worse after the fall of USSR

flew down this wanker's throat while he was sleeping haha

USSR 2 WHEN

>>72610886
ah yes the autistic 14 year old /leftypol/ raid has begun early today

>>72610840
wow haha

*walks off and talks to someone else*

shall henceforth attempt to only speak and write in pre-Norman Anglo-saxon words

>whaa why don't the working class want to be ruled over with no hope of ever improving, i hate that even though im the working class


ahh, capitalists, funny runts

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Me on the right

ahh..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................yes

i can't take communists seriously

i imagine them as edgy 15 year olds

free market is a meme that looks good in theory but doesn't work in practice

>>72610921
low-calibre bait

sort your life out before I dust a brick on your head

I think everybody agree that French should become the main and the only one state language of UK

Even Benjetyctus Cyberbottoms has a french blood.

>cycling in the countryside at night praying nobody kills you
ah yes

broke my knuckle when out last njght

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>>72610915
ᚱᚢᚾᛏ

life is good

do NOT engage it

>google: this trip will take 1 hour 30
hm yes good
*takes 4 hours*
ahh yes google !!

think it's time for me to start learning italian
anyone here want to teach me some italian?

>>72610981
*walks up to you*

the other russian poster simply is a UK property buyer do NOT reply to his posts

so the rugby team got banned from a couple of bars on campus as well as the club on campus for verbally sexually harassing staff, throwing up everywhere, and flipping tables when asked to leave last friday (st paddys)
ah yea the so called chad

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Just heard an obnoxious nasally whining noise

*appears offline*

>>72610965
pls hook me up with a property in central london

Are we a british colony or not yet? Anglo signs are everywhere here, theese cuckolds even started to use "drive" word for our small streets

Why not french, krwa

My name is Jack
What should my nickname be

>>72610951
thrilling post. an edge-of-your-seat roller-coaster ride from start to finish with a shocking plot twist finale that will make your jaw drop. must-see excitement for all the family.

pulled a superb prank on this lad who wanted to know how long his trip was, still howling at how gullible he is

feel a bit fat tbqh ngl bea

Took 200mg of modafinil, not having much of an effect
should i take another 200mg?

>>72611117
*pokes you in the belly*

getting kinda fat there lad haha

Can you explain me one moment

How fuck the british actors can play at american movies

Aren't they have a special and different accent?

>>72611095
where this? saint petersburg?

>>72611095
london is a russian billionaire colony

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gonna shower and crack into a uni module before bed time!!!! lads!!!

PEPE!!!!!!!! ahhaa

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woah ...

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>>72611117
*La
>>72611129
I insist
>>72611139
Stop it

*parks in a permit holder only spot*

>tfw oneitus doesnt accept your friend request

i want to go to my school's international club. someone please talk me out of it

>>72611147>>72611147
ДC жe

Дoхyя нaдпиceй нa aнглийcкoм в мeтpo и жд

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went to school with this girl

she was very intelligent

>>72611143
voice acting

its easier for brits to learn yank accents

reminder not to reply

>>72611143
american accents aren't very difficult to do, it's harder for them to do ours.

>>72611143
Because actors tend to be good at pretending they're things that they actually aren't.

>>72611195
>>72611195
>>72611195
>>72611195
>>72611195
>>72611195
>>72611195

fingernails grow too quickly desu

>>72611186
dont care

>>72611214
woah thanks
didn't mean to me though x

>>72611191
>>72611197
It's not, we're just not as autistic about people not getting it 100% right.

How do I call 999 on my phone lads? Internet won't let me call them

>>72611222
i chew mine all the time so i don't notice

ticket machine was broken mate
>no worries mate you can buy one from me

cheers

>>72611129
lads someone with some knowledge give me advice

You've earned 8 lingots!

>>72611243
not really, yank accents are easy as fuck, that's why everyone sings in them no matter where they're from. it's a more neutral sound

>biting your fingernails
Enjoy immediately drying up the cervix of any woman in a 10 metre radius

>>72611317
one of my fit housemates chews her nails a lot
and it actually put me off her a surprising amount
he hairy arms too

>>72611310
>that's why everyone sings in them
>it's more neutral
m8, this is a completely recent phenomena and has far more to do with our dominance of pop culture than it does with our accents being neutral (they aren't)

Goddammit Spain

so my mates yank gf is over for a few days, might throw in a couple of int memes here and there

how do I get a Rorkette gf?

>>72611317
>Enjoy immediately drying up the cervix of any woman in a 10 metre radius
and keeping it wet always is the sole reason why the male species exists, innit

>>72611392
don't you fucking spastic

>>72611305
When did you take this first lot? Different people take different amounts of time to feel the effects of certain stuff. Some drugs will take literally multiple hours before they hit.

>looking forward to england playing tonight
>remember southgate is manager

Can't wait to see them knocking it around the back four for an hour.

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>>72611355
Even worse the other way around, no woman wants this in her minge
>>72611402
FOY

>>72611409
i took it at around 5 to 11

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the goal

>>72611419
haha yeah mate
*wallops the ball into your crotch*

>>72611406
she's from Colorado so I'll just be shouting DUDE every time shes around, or ask her about shart in mart
I jest of course, I won't be doing any of that

>>72611419
the england team will never be competitive ad long as english players stay in the epl

>>72611443
alri Deano

>>72611467
Yanks have no idea what a deano is, fuck off

>>72611484
getting a bit defensive there deano

>>72611467
Rasheed

>>72611484
yes, we do, and I called out, Deano

"fingernail discussion"

ah yes riveting

>>72611457
>DUDE
whats that mean?

>>72611520
its a real nailbiter of a conversation haha

>>72611484
he is absolutely correct in calling you a deano, smithy

ill give that joke a cheeky grin and that's all

>>72611534
It's smithster actually haha x

>>72611523
newrunt detected
means 'dude weed lmao'

>>72611532
oh just fuck off please

>2-3 lads are desperately trying to be the first to make and link to the new thread

Pathetic.

>>72611484
alri Deano

tried to write an essay about zenos arrow paradox but couldn't even get half way

>>72611565
oi dont talk to my mate like that dickhead ill knock your head clean off

gangs of new york would be a much better movie if cameron diaz weren't in it

>>72611560
>explaining memes
>calling anyone a newrunt

>>72611579
>>72611598
sorry replied to the wrong person

>>72611560
I thought it was an acronym