/brit/

Hila

abysmal edition

back from so-called gym

death to me

did everyone enjoy my posts in the previous thread?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTP315XZCQ

>>72606409
were alrigh

>My girlfriend did porn

lol you fucking cuck

>>72606386
Canuck -> cuck

hope that nice italian posts again

missed work again lads

>Christie Brinkley at 63 years old is both more attractive and taller than me
i never stood a chance

missed being a neet again lads

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king of /brit/

>>72606341
wtf she looks like an adult stuck in a teen's body

will partake in a cheeky wank in but a few seconds

>>72606432
Pornography is just a genre of cinematography, and she minored in film studies, so really it was more like a summer internship.

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>>72606517

big market selloff this morning

thanks drumpf

>>72606524
she looks like an ugly person that works hard on their body and makeup to compensate

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>>72606341

>tfw too intelligent to understand train timetables

>>72606376
fantastic post papa bless

>too dumb to understand ticket prices

did a summer internship at blacked.com as the white bf

>>72606524
that's what women can look like until they hit 30 unless they get fat and/or have kids

>>72606553
could heem her

could boot her in the leg and knock her out with her own knee the slag

>>72606548
that's not a gym body that's a doesn't eat too much body

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>>72606578

>>72606578
She's trans you cishet pos

>>72606566
just a job tbf.

not a cuck

"she"

never understood why we entertain these mentally sick freaks with incorrect pronouns

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I seriously recommend anyone who already smokes switch to the pipe. There's a lot to learn at first, but it tastes better, looks better, and is cheaper than ciggies.

>>72606596
the actress playing the girl was my gf

>>72606613
fuck off with this shite gimmick before i turn your jaw into dust

>>72606613
posts like these make me want to invest in a 'dora folder

how does one break into male porn?

i've masturbated thousands of times

>>72606583
i never said she went to the gym you fitist

>>72606627
i have over 400 in mine

can lend you some x

>>72606630
be attractive and have a big willy

>>72606630
Summer internship.

They only take Film Studies students.

farts are making my cheeks reverberate

>>72606652
ron jeremy is an ugly fuck

>>72606652
no to the first, yes to the second. I have an aesthetically /perfect/ dick

>>72606646
saying she works hard on her body implies she goes to the gym

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Hello beautiful guys, it's me again :3

>>72606663
>>72606673

both of these posts are completely false

>>72606622
gotta pay the bills

>>72606622
you must've given a great performance

>>72606586
>>72606588
you wanna deal with me sunshine

i'm 7'10" and built like a set of anal beads, you don't want to fuck with me

>>72606680
zitto animale

>>72606680
alri lad

hows ital

>>72606680
please be my euro bf

No charges in case of US inmate left in hot prison shower and boiled alive for two hours

>>72606693
9'3 here, will happily crush your manlet arse in a flash if you continue to make antagonistic posts like this in future

my penis is big but not really big

I FUCK THE MUSIC

I MAKE IT CUM

I FUCK THE MUSIC WITH MY SERPENT TONGUE

I can't be racist my boyfriend is black

>>72606686
t. dicklet
why would I be asking if I didn't have a big dick?

>>72606750
sid vicious used to wear a shirt with a nazi swastika on it and his gf was jewish

>>72606758
kinky bitch

>>72606756
may be roleplaying a persona

>>72606758
sid vicious didn't know what planet he lived on

>>72606742
*death tips fedora*

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>>72606699
:'(

>>72606705
Hello ^^
I'm fine, l and you? ;))

>>72606712
Ohh, I wish I could but ... I already have a boyfriend, sorry :'(

>>72606787
sorry :(

>>72606773
my persona is a wolf

>>72606787
bit dead inside but that problem'll sort itself out

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https://youtu.be/cNA9e9ESX7s

La laaa Laa laaa la la lala
La laaa Laa laaa la la lala

Fin ik uh lee Fun ukh u ler
Li lick you ler Le lick e her
A yup A yup a yeah gonna licke' her a licke' me!

doing risky wet farts and i know one of them is going to be a shart eventually

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>"Universal healthcare is good! People should have a right to healthcare!"

>>72606807
must be the runt of the litter

*laughs as i walk away from this abysmal conversation*

>>72606677
no it doesn't

>>72606787
voulez-vous etre interesse dans un menage a trois ?

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>>72606840

Went to London for about 2 weeks and was called a dumb slag a few times. Why are Brits so mean?

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>>72606840

>>72606867
> slag
Are you a teenage girl who dresses like a slut?

>>72606680
v aesthetic

alri lads
i got a gf

>>72606680
post feet

fuck off no you didnt

>>72606903
is her name Georgia?

>>72606888
If you're dying, Americans believe you should either pay 50 gorillian dollars, or you deserve to die.

Land of the rich, home of the poor. Pay up or shut up.

>>72606815
:((
Don't worry, you'll be fine in a couple of hours, just don't do anything stupid :'(

>>72606863
Hihihi sorry I don't speak frog language, sorry but I very shy and I don't feel comfortable with anyone else than my boyfriend, sorry again :((

>>72606840
it is good but I wouldn't call it a right

>>72606934
can i be your anglo-bf

>>72606922
got blackout drunk last night, i don't remeber what i did

woke up with a £70 chaturbate bill

totally fucking fucked mate, big time

>>72606922
No
I will post pics but only if I get 5 (You)'s

72606929
stop posting you abhorrent little microbe

>>72606929
yeah but they have guns and think they're the only ones with free speech

>>72606680
post feet post feet

>>72606983
>>72606922
wasn't meant to reply, but have another (You) anyway, no please, i insist

>>72606787
post moustache

>>72606903
>>72606922
asked a girl named georgia out in preschool, she rejected me

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lads

@72607030

smartest decision she ever made

>>72607030
lmao you're pathetic ive never been rejected

talladega nights is a masterpiece of american cinema

>>72606934
you're taking cock whether you like it or not, mario. now do you want it in the front or in the back?

>>72607034
hope theres nudes

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> "people" who add milk to tea
> """people""" who add sugar to tea
> """"""people"""""" who have tea with biscuits and cakes
Pussies.

@72607076

fuck off oil yank

>>72607049
you can't get rejected if you never ask anyone out

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someone mentioned feet, so here are mine
getting pretty desperate for (You)'s here, lads
ignore the messy dorm room

>>72607053
Anything with Will Ferrell in it is 11/10 God-tier cinema.

don't like hot drinks

>>72607101
that's some leggage right there

mother in law wants me to be her transatlantic landlord and not pay me

the cheek

Typical American
>I need the right to protect myself against the GUBERMENT
*Shoots down an advanced drone with handgun*
>What? Universal health care? FUCK the poor, they deserve to die!!

>>72607087
exactly

Anonymous 03/22/17(Wed)10:04:48 No.72607101

me grans got hairier legs than you

>>72607138
well i imagine since she's old she no longer gives a fuck about shaving them

>>72607101
very feminine legs

>>72607119
ta

>>72607138
That's because your gran is a disgusting arab

>>72607076
sipping a cheeky oolong

>>72607123
>transatlantic landlord
this gender shit is getting out of control

>>72606341
why did the photographer didn't include her toes in the pic? it's like immediately losing 70% of the points you could earn

>>72607170
FOR

>>72607170
>That's because your gran is a disgusting arab

lol

>>72607163
wouldn't say so, just look like the legs of your average 20-something skinny lad

>>72607183
I identify a cis-eastern-atlanticist not some filthy western tranny

2bh

>>72607101
i've done some calculations and you are 5"10

im 173cm

>>72607237
ouch

>>72607085
At least I'm not a fucking manchild who can't drink something without turning it into an unrecognisable creamy, sugary monstrosity.

Newflash faggot! Tea actually tastes good on its own. That's how they drank it for thousands of years. You don't need to ruin a perfectly good thing just because you have an addiction to fat and sugar like some sort of toddler.
>>72607180
This guy gets it.

brother is getting sex change

mom, dad, i'm gay

>>72607237
post vagina

>>72607260
Is you're "brother" becoming your brother, or is he becoming a she and you just misgendered her you callous asshole?

got called a timmy two-seater on the megabus

>>72607260
have you called dibs on that puss yet

>>72607304
Nonce

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In a maths lecture

>>72607323
perfection

>>72607323
don't like curly hair when it's blonde

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>>72607360
good lad

>>72607323
Wouldn't mind having a cheeky pint with this qt

>>72607222
180 cm lad

>>72607330
The lecturer is pretty cute. Have you asked him out yet?

I'm not gay, but it's college, and college is when you prove you're not gay by going through the experimenting phase and coming out the other side still not gay making you super-duper definitely not gay

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Just bought this book on Amazon

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>>72607401

>>72607398
that face gives me the uncanny effect

>>72607449
have an urge to heem this

>>72607398
getting a mandela valley from that face

Reckon in 5 years homes under the hammer will be nothing but pakis flipping properties.

Guinness is a terrible beer

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>>72606981
Hihi actually my boyfriend is from England ^^

>>72607063
Nope, I'm not a slut boy

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>work tomorrow

could honestly ravage any one of you utter troglodytes

>>72607512
terrible beer is a pleonasm

>>72607512
it's delicious and goes down easy cause it's not carbonated

>>72607330
elliot faked his suicide and became a maths teacher in england it seems

>>72607536
don't think so sunshine

be in high wycombe at noon tomorrow if you want your jaw turned to dust

>>72607496
How long until the Royal family will have a bit of ethnic in them?

I know Prince what's his name is marrying a Quadroon actress, but I mean proper full-on ethnic, like a Blackman or a Muslim.

>>72607512
It's fine

It's not a good beer but it's not a terrible beer either

>>72607540
>pleonasm

much prefer the term 'tautology'

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*comes walking towards you*

Britbong here visiting a friend in Sweden

I will answer any questions you might have about this country. I've visited several times before this too.

haitiANO

>>72607592
UT

>>72607592
is it rubbish

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Thumbs up this post if you support Cannabis.

>>72607592
Do dododoo do dooo dodo ddo do?

Off to BUD/S tomorrow lads

>>72607540
I put my pleonasm in your mum's chasm last night

>>72607589
W

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>The migrants make their way north, having no desire to assimilate to French culture, but continuing to demand a First World standard of living, even as they flout laws, do not produce, and murder French citizens, such as factory bosses and shopkeepers. Across the West, more and more migrants arrive and have children, rapidly growing to outnumber whites. In a matter of months, the white West has been overrun. The village containing the troops is bombed flat by airplanes of the new French government, referred to only as the "Paris Multiracial Commune". In a few years, most Western governments have surrendered. The mayor of New York City is made to share Gracie Mansion with three families from Harlem, the Queen of the United Kingdom must agree to have her son marry a Pakistani woman, and only one drunken Soviet soldier stands in the way of thousands of Chinese peasants as they flee into Siberia.

>The epilogue reveals that the story was written in the last holdout of the Western world, Switzerland, but international pressure from the new governments, isolating it as a rogue state for not opening its borders, forces it to capitulate as well.

>>72607610
>ywn be a billionaire spending all your days on your private island smoking weed surrounded by topless brown native servants, returning only to the mainland to expose Jeremy Corbyns lies about your trains

why live

>>72607592
do you really like it?
is it is it wicked?

>>72607577
they both feel awkward to use i wish there was a better word

>>72607640
could boot her straight in the minge

>>72607647
this from camp of the saints?

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Can someone explain?

>>72607662
>>72607662
>>72607662
>>72607662

>>72607647
Imagine if this was released nowadays, the butthurt would be delightful

having 4 carrots and a cucumber for dinner because mum made fish and i fucking hate fish

would gta4 feel shit going from gta5? it looks ugly

mass effect andromeda is complete wank

hope bioware will get their shit together and hire competent people for the sequel

>>72607704
i don't eat dinner

>>72607721
the graphics haven't held up great but you can get good graphical mods on pc that make it look even better than V

Hard finding girls when you're a spastic like me

cucumber and carrots are too phallic for me

same story with 'ausages

>>72607752
Just b urself

>>72607765
you're that rich daddy's boy right?

do you have a harem?

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>this bloke rips a sick skid outside your house
What do, lads?

>>72607765
he's a spastic did you EVEN read his post

>>72607783
Nah I'm ugly :(

just had 2 weetabix with honey

>>72607791
film it and sell the footage to a current affair

>>72607791
Get Dad's 'otgun

>>72607744
evidence?

>>72607791
Roll on him in my falcon

>eating t' 'bix with anything but sliced up banana

runtiness to the highest facet of one's own being

>>72607823
nah not a fan

'his 'immick 's 'tarting 'o 'et 'ut 'f 'and

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>>72607791

>>72607806
>>72607806
>>72607806
Only valid response

>>72607819
i'm not your dad
google it

>>72607884
What happened to her Willy?

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https://youtu.be/We9RM6Wdblg

A belated Happy St. Paddy's day. Blaze some green for the Emerald Isle. Meditate.

>>72607877
'ot 'a 'an o' y' 'osts 'atey

Chebs

Brought home the fucking worst bird last night. Hot as fuck but she was spoilt like nothing I've seen before. Ended up kicking her out of bed lmao

You should smuggle a wolf to Britain and release it into the countryside, for the lulz

just had a facebook post flagged by snopes

>>72607918
my dad killed himself on st patricks day

>>""7954
stop fishing for hatposters

>>72607898
your jaws about to become history

>""

fuck off english professor

I get very nervous around the 19yo new girl at work

[quote=72607993]fuck you mate[/quote]

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>>>""7954
>stop fishing for hatposters

>>72607978
What's 'dora about that?

>>72607958
would be even more funny to smuggle a box of mosquitoes to iceland and release them so you know how fucking torturous it is to be outside at dusk

HATPOST HIM

im guessing it'll be dora 100 next

My knob smells even though I showered 2hrs ago

>>72607998
Nonce

*sniffs tiger balm*

mmm...
yes
ahhhhhh yes

assured in the belief that my jaw cannot and will not ever be cracked, damaged or misplaced from it's original housings in my skeletal structure

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>Brought home the fucking worst bird last night. Hot as fuck but she was spoilt like nothing I've seen before. Ended up kicking her out of bed lmao

>>72608023
This is my favourite 'dora because of the reactions

>>72608041
can you reach the tip of the knob with your nose?

>>72607998
could heem you both

>>72608107

Yes

>>72608087
It happened m8. Couldn't believe it myself but i was fed up with her shit

I really respect my supervisor, but whenever I see her I get a stiffy. The more I try to put it at the back of my mind, the hornier I get.

I can barely communicate with her.

Was letting women in the workplace a mistake? I sure you guys have worked with hot chicks before and it throws off your mojo.

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*laser blasts your ballbag*

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>This is my favourite 'dora because of the reactions

>>72608117

Well done you can heem two girls

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>This is my favourite 'dora because of the reactions

>>72608023
the most fedora thing about this is that he's left handed

>jayposters
that's what i meant
all that dope might've fried the old noodle

>>72608127

I work with several hot women and I'm an Incel

the modafinil is kicking in lads x

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>all that dope might've fried the old noodle

ah yes
"stoner culture"
ah yes, riveting
*slowly backs away*
truly,
*walks off*

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>the most fedora thing about this is that he's left handed

>>72608230
This is a strange kind of 'dora

>>72608177
got any plans for the day?
i'm considering getting some artvigil but wonder if some of the desired effects would be lost because of the different structure

>>72608272
get my thermodynamics coursework done, ive put it off for a while

>>72608154
kys

>>72608120
noice

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aisha desu lads

girl next to me at work kept talking to me without making eye contact
legit was questioning whether she was blind

is jordan peterson a genius?

>>72608347
whenever i make eye contact with people they look away
hmm

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> jordan peterson is a genius

>>72608358
yes

>>72608358
don't know who she is
>>72608347
you're probably very ugly

always forget to make eye contact with people

might have t' 'tism

>>72608358
didn't do very well vs sam harris

>>72608358
he's pleb tier

t. spooky post modernist marxist

ive concluded its only nostalgia making people believe gta4's physics are better

>>72608374
omfg stfu

>>72608390
>didn't do very well vs sam harris
didn't watch it but i heard he dismantled sam harris

is it true?

Australia: Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are eaten alive by marsupials.

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>might have t' 'tism

>>72608364
she wasn't quite looking away but like looking just to the side of me

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>Oh yes, I am quite well known for my use of spaces between what you may know as the "meme arrow" and the beginning of my text, a holdover from my many years spent climbing the proverbial ladder of karma on Reddit.com.

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>>72608418
>> posting my gimmick

>>72608400
How can one man be so wrong

>>72608418
literally me

bit worried

>>72608432
Hes at it again lmao >>72608441

hello nigger

>>72608416
not funny

>>72608312
good post

>>72608347
i do this desu
such is life when your on the ol' 'ectrum

would give this current edition a generous 6/10

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>> posting my gimmick

another lad at work wiggles his eyebrows suggestively when we make eye contact

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>studied the human body at art school for years
>can tell how muscular/fat somebody is under their clothes just by looking at their forearm
>will judge literally everybody in regards to how their body looks because i can visualise every tiny spec of muscle or cellulite they may be hiding
it was all a mistake

>>72608494
might just be showin off 'is 'immick

>>72608456
Yeah, I use Reddit. Big fucking deal.

I put a space before le meme arrow because it looks better. Just MHO. There's no fucking rule greentext arrows can't be followed by a space.

orangutan-7

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The STATE of this leaf

>greentexting to begin with

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>Yeah, I use Reddit. Big fucking deal.

>I put a space before le meme arrow because it looks better. Just MHO. There's no fucking rule greentext arrows can't be followed by a space.

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>>72608527

Might start looking at moving out of my parents house and start renting desu lads, sick of living here.
Things I need to know?
inb4 renting is shit, i know it is but it's better than being at home

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>organise to have dinner with a girl after work
>talk a fair bit
>leave the restaurant after an hour and head off to drinks
>get to a pedestrian crossing
>turns to me
>"yeah hey sorry I'm just not feeling anything, it's nothing in particular but yeah sorry it was nice meeting you; bye!"
>walks off

Didn't even get a chance to have my drink

>>72608581
Renting is poo

>>72608581
invest in a caravan

>>72608581
you can come and stay with me sweetie pie xxx

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What do you call a 'sheed that drives?

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>>72608545
>>72608554
>>72608556
>>72608558
It appears my foliage has germinated a seedling of controversy....

Heebs will not divide us

round here we say birds not bitches

>>72608592
It happens lad i wouldn't worry

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>>72608592
at least she said it to your face instead of never returning your calls or messages

renting out my anal cavity for 2 bummings p/w

[postreply=72608617]FOY[/reply]

>>72608592
just a part of dating m'lad

>>72608623
oi oi oi oi

>>72608646


Bad filename

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>>72608672

awful general

>>72608592
you're ugly and have a personality to suit

There are a lot of apartment complexes here where they want proof of employment, your licence plate number, and 6 references.

What the shit even? I was thinking about moving out before the summer, but apparently I need a car and 6 fucking people to vouch for me? I barely know anyone, and I haven't got a fucking car.