/brit/

Fantastic edition

It's time

time to start arguing about didgeridigits

hate pets

more like shit edition lmao

Superstar dj

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJ-r0bilzhU

>>72604366
hate this meme

aw you've ruined it

and aww the woads you wok r blindin

they r many fings tha i would li to say t yoo but I dunno hooow

Just unmatched some runt on tinder who asked for my ringeitydingits or some shit like that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIFf7qwlnSc

listening to depressing music

>>72604442
he should NOT have done this

what are your didgeridigits

hahaha wow!! that was fun!!!!

>tfw will never be creative enough to come up with stuff like digeridigits

>>72604449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa8NREI_IPs

jon cucked out

DROPPED

>>72604508
please stop posting these

>>72604496
what's your bumbernumber dahling to

>>72604496
you are very uncreative

>work

JUST

>>72604525
awful

softcore nonce porn should be legal

>>72604554
nonce

>>72604554
absolute nonce

why did MGMT only have 2 hits

>>72604563
they were shit and couldnt sing

>>72604553
better than you

>>72604554
only when it involves mummies and good boys

>>72604567
that's not true though is it

>>72604563
Parachuted heroin and fucked with the stars

>>72604563
dumb stoner hippies usually fizz out pretty quickly because of motivation, organization, too stupid, etc.

work in 11 seconds

>>72604581
is actually

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4chan has just become top 100 site in burgerland

and your thoughts?

>>72604576
fair

got called a lard ass in burger king

>>72604594
Can't imagine anything I care less about

Someday you will find me
Caught beneath the landslide

bane?
bene?
bine?
bone?
bune?

>>72604594
bloody yanks

>>72604590
go to work and cease giving me false information

just found a fat runt under a landslide of papa johns pizza boxes lads

why did oasis do wonderall in a cockney accent

possible job opportunity lads really hope it pans out

$80k pay
it's in the middle of absolute nowhere but can't turn down that kind of money

just got back from work lads

>>72604641
modest mouse is shit too

>>72604627
when i was young and first heard that song i thought that the line about where were you when we were getting high was about becoming successful and/or flying

>>72604664
>modest mouse
literally the only good thing to come from yankland

might braid my beard

thoughts?

>>72604663
Doing what? Oil?

>>72604689
alri rag 'o nar

>>72604678
anthrax, slayer, metallica, megadeth

>>72604732
i've met people who listen to these bands and they all stank

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>anthrax, slayer, metallica, megadeth

>>72604707
yes specifically operating the computers that control fracking pumps and collect all the well data

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>anthrax, slayer, metallica, megadeth

Abortion is sin

>>72604742
>>72604744
>>72604746
yeah okay. go listen to the beatles you fucking boring sheep

>tfw no one to be the one that saves me

>>72604751
that's what makes it so good

>>72604751
t. Father O'Reilly

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>yeah okay. go listen to the beatles you fucking boring sheep

>house of saud directly contributed to the end of the house of rasheed
wtf i love saudi arabia now

also the stone roses were better

i hate cunts

>>72604758
*saves you*

no need to thank me, just doing my job

>>72604751
that's half the fun

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NEED a rundown on these two

>>72604751
It's the sin of murder, yes.

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>>72604777
great get too

being irish is a sin

Cannot remember a month as rainy as this one

>>72604777
I thought the rasheeds were still in power in Jordan and used to be in a few others

It was also the Brits who let them get away with it since they were allies in ww1

>earned $500 US from someone selling my book in the US
>goes directly into my paypal
>IRS withheld $60 of it

GIMME MY MONEY YOU YANKS, BRUCE NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SPOONS

Reckon we should have just let the Muslims kill each other instead of getting involved in their business and fucking up the middle East forever and getting terrorist attacks.
They would have all killed each other anyway so if we wanted their oil we could have just swooped in amongst the rubble they left behind

>>72604777
can you imagine if england/uk was named after the royal family

>>72604758
from the ranks? of the freaks? who could never love anyone?

>>72604812
tax is a sin

>>72604782
Correct

>>72604819
Windsor wouldn't be a bad name for a country

how come harry potter and the deathly hallows got 2 parts when order of the phoenix was the longest book in the series?

>>72604831
'no'

render unto caesar what is caesar's

>>72604847
jews

>>72604836
that's not their actual name though

>>72604662
FOY

>>72604847
who cares about the books, complete shite

US TV host Tomi Lahren 'suspended over pro-choice comments'

>>72604836
>Windsor
Saxe-Coburg-Gotha 2bh
Germans OUT OUT OUT

>>72604847
OOTP was arguably the best book and unarguably the worst film. I don't know what the producers were thinking b

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>>72604863
>Tomi

VERY
STUPID
NAME

>>72604857
it is they officially changed it to that

>>72604861
*confounds you*
heh nothing personnel muggle

how do you deal with an unwanted pregnancy in ireland if you cant abort it?

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Ah yes, time to enter the world of online dating

hmm

not paying your taxes is reverse theft

Welsh women and girls are basis.

>>72604847

Don't care

>>72604867
anglos are germans it's not just the royal family

>>72604890
Get married to an Irish bloke and wait until he gets on the piss and beats you
Wonderful system 2bh

>>72604879
Yeah well your name is now officially fuckwit

>>72604897
all welsh people are fat and rude and deserve to be killed

>>72604879
shut up fuckwit

>>72604890

Pray to jesus

charlie brooker is based

>>72604879
could not matter less

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>tfw you will never fuck one of your teachers in highschool

>>72604879
alri fuckwit

>>72604931
Chris Morris is more based

>>72604903

Germanic =/= German

Not a fan of the ol' fuckwit

>>72604931
Watch a touch of cloth to be honest senpai a lamb (cam)

played cities:skylines for 10 seconds and it was shit
couldn't even adjust my view easily

honestly can't remember what happened in any of the harry potter films past the fourth one even though i've seen them all multiple times and read all the books

>>72604931

Reddit speaks

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>>72604939
>i was never seduced by my THICC year 10 english teacher

>>72604968
a good workman always blames his tools

>>72604969

Fascinating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8OipmKFDeM

gather ye pearls while the hog walks

>>72604969
gary oldman dies
dumbledore dies
ron and hermoine start fucking
harry and ginny start fucking out of nowhere with no buildup or explanation
dobby dies
snape dies
voldemore dies

>>72604989
knew a teacher who got suspended over snogging a 14 year old

kinky bitch she was she teached chemisty as well

>>72604992
Don't recall blaming you ahahah

>>72605032
dont get it

lads ngl

i could snap any runts neck in here

>>72604931
Dear Sir or Madam

You are a cow son bastard sucking mental . You die heavily in wet throat ripping everywhere . Don't like the queen this country . For tear out lungs and replace with portable clothes (yes please) National Service who is she ? Stripping scrotum through eerie leery pastures of deep smell

>>72605026
oh yeah, i remember reading about that romance in the 7th book and thinking "where the fuck did that come from?"

>>72605027
was she cute
wonder if they're always nonces or the 14 year old was just ridiculously suave

saw a horrible gif on tv

>>72605038
You wouldn't

germans arent germanic
they are actually descendents of mongols and huns as evident by their vulgar character and warlike behavior

>>72605044
snap mine please cheers

>>72605051
yeah she was a proper milf

short brunette hair with massive tits

wouldve shagged her meself

>>72605060
was it cp? heard they're into noncery over there

>>72604939
pretty sure one of my teachers had a thing for me before i started annoying the fuck out of her like the adhd little shit i was

>>72605094
my junior infants teacher wanted my cock

>>72604931
wish he wasn't pushing so many agendas

my uni sweetheard loved oasis. we used to argue about our fave songs. she was a pleb going for wonderwall i was loving cast no shadow and live forever more. back in 2006. time is a cruel thing. i am in feels now.

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>>72604594
quite interesting considering the stigma attached to the 'chon

people don't care much anymore i suppose; probably a side effect of SJWs pushing everyone away from more "acceptable" websites

>>72605131
>cast no shadow

CHOON

*pushes agendas*

>>72605115
Your (((junior infants teacher)))?

/r/unitedkingdom is STILL mad about breggsit

>>72605094
highly doubt

>>72605158
brexit is retarded

british people are retarded

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>>72604594
Thoughts?

>>72604939
had a fully mentally unstable moroccan teacher who started hitting on me as a joke once her fiance called off their engagement
looking back I had a good chance to fug, she was begging to do something fucking stupid (the fiance was also a teacher at the school and she was either quitting at the end of the year or was fired)
thin as a rake with cracking chebs

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Absolutely howling

http://www.alexa.com/siteinfo/reddit.com

fuck me

>>72605195
huh we weren't in the top 5 last time i looked at that
though alexa also says this site has a high number of females so i don't trust them desu

Niggers and pakis are disgusting

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>>72605131
Good taste lad!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab1nJg4RKw0

>>72605221
Most visitors to an English website are native speakers

Really makes me think

Sometimes I fantasise

I know you really tried to understand

Alexa a shit, it only records traffic from people that have their bloatware installed into their browser.

>>72605270
only thing bloating is my cock inside ur mum

>>72605270
alri nerd

>>72605221
Imagine posting on a website where americans get to decide what is going to be shown.

>>72605158
so is /r/ireland haha

>>72605270
can't believe neilsen ratings are still relevant in the modern world

>>72605298
Imagine going to a Norwegian website

*is unable to imagine it*

>>72605298
you know where the 4chan mods are all from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBPK_oXeJgA

>>72605287
woah
>>72605295
hi
>>72605304
vague at best

>>72605308
You are missing out

*Picks up financial times*
Right, lets see how markets are doing
*sips tea*

>>72605327
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

>>72605342
Name one notable thing Norway has ever done on 4chan

>>72605253
The point is I didn't realise Reddit was so fucking popular

Alexa, order two tonnes of creamed corn

>>72605174
*look both ways to make sure I'm not on Reddit*
*the coast is clear*

The thing about the EU is, its goal is to create a super country. So you support an organisation that wants to annex Britain?

Then again, I have no doubt that most people voted Brexit because they have an irrational fear of foreigners. Though others also voted for Remain because they irrationally hate their own country, and anything non-British that pisses off a lot of white British people must be cool.

didn't get the job at Tony Blair's institute for global change

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last night you were in my room

and now my bed sheets smell like poo

>>72605327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFOgvGSMcfE
I need you to escape.

Correlation does not imply causation

making anti-corbyn remarks on the guardian comments section

Did a cheeky cry to sleep last night

>>72605356
We have provided this site with quality content and serious discussion for over a decade

>>72605365
i don't give a fuck about national identity, i care that half of our european invested industries are going to be pulled and throw us into an economic crisis

farage is a moron and so are the tards that idolise him

?

>>72605420
fuck off nerd lol who cares about economics and stuff

>>72605401
It can, if there's a direct link between the corollary and the cause.

>>72605221
>canada not second
extremely weird, reddit is literally canada the website

>>72605416
can't cry desu, always reason out my problems to being my fault

>>72605332
>vague at best
what did he mean by this

tribalism never resonates with me
mum always acts like its something to be proud of when an australian achieves something or that there's a band doing alright for themselves that went to my school

>>72605485
is your mam fit?

*resonates with the earth*

>>72605420
'sheed

>>72605485
thats not tribalism, your mum sounds like an utter weapon lad

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>tribalism never resonates with me
>mum always acts like its something to be proud of when an australian achieves something or that there's a band doing alright for themselves that went to my school

>>72605499
no she's never recovered from having me

>>72605453
You have to remember, there are 35 million Canadians, 65 million Britons, and 325 million Americans. So out of that list, we have the highest per-capita Reddit usage, and by quite a bit.

*resonates with leftist views*

how come koreans can speak english but japs can't?

>>72605485
what aussie band has done alright besides acdc

>>72605532
I've always wondered that too.

Also, why are Spaniards so bad at English?

>>72605540
lorde

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>brexit is retarded
>british people are retarded

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how can anybody be left wing after reading through history

>>72605540
australian bands do alright in australia
why would i have any other frame of reference

>>72605532
Japs have more national pride. Like they're proud of the fact they can have technical university courses purely using the Japanese language with no English.

how come nordics can speak perfect english but spics and latins can't?

>>72605560
wasn't being condescending, just couldn't think of one

>>72605532
koreans are ameriboos, look at their music, it's all american pop taken to the extreme
japanese are like the french and expect you to know their language if you want to communicate

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*resonates with the singularity*

how can anybody think being right wing is effective after reading through history

>>72605577
iggy azalea is unironically probably the internationally biggest australian act i can think of

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wondering what she's up to right now

>>72604291
GOOD edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maTP315XZCQ

>>72605594
be honest, all you can think of rn is Hitler.

wait no flume has gotten pretty big i think

>>72605540
Weren't the Rolling Stones Australian?

I thought that's why they were always pitted against the Beatles, which were from New Zealand.

left and right didn't even exist before 300 years ago its not that great of a sample size

thailad is anti immigration but is an expat himself

amusing

birds fly with their both wings

>>72605587
hate these types of memes, they are liked by the type of people who suck the fun out of everything

>>72605540
errr... tame impala...?

i think the problem is that no one ever assumes that any given band is australian without further research

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what'd they do with all the poo in london before plumbing was invented

>>72605647
Why does everything think immigration is all or nothing?

Like you have to let everyone in or nobody. It's retarded.

>>72605605
She's having sex non-reproductive sex with her husband.

Elizabeth II has all the sex Elizabeth I didn't.

>>72605647
he's going to move to australia soon and help propagate the white race here instead of returning to the paki-infested, crumbling shithole that is britain

right thailad?

>>72605671
shipped it to australia

>>72605674
Racist.

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>>72605651

were eskimo joe internationally relevant

>>72605674
oh so its one rule for you and another for everyone else

very hypocritical, just like your bf hitler

>>72605692
I'd consider it if you take back the remarks about Britain.

>>72605718
i forgot that that existed until you mentioned it so probably not

>>72605718
> eskimo Joe
That's appropriation of native Canadian culture!

>>72605718
not at all but they were good

can't believe my radical centrist meme got so popular

>>72605735
http://sketchtoy.com/67689074

>>72605724
yeah but come on mate let's face it britain's best days are well behind it

and the shitskins are outbreeding the native population at such a rate that it will be completely unrecognisable in a generation or two

>>72605728
same i saw a list of aria breakthrough artist winners and when i saw jet i remembered eskimo joe because they're connected in my mind for some reason

>>72605758
>london statistics

everywhere else is like 99% white

>>72605756
thats pretty fucking good

>>72605719
Not even close.

Immigration on an as wanted/needed basis. Not letting in millions of illiterate twats to live on benefits or add to an already bloated skill set.
>>72605758
I wouldn't count out are Britannia so quickly my lad.

wait Sia is definitely relevant

is it rude to ask the ethnicity of British citizens via internet?

>>72605758
I don't have a band called Jimmy Wagamamas, now do I?

Why do Australians take things from Canada? We don't want your shit, but you constantly steal ours.

>>72605767
ok

enjoy your £900,000 2-bedroom terraced house across the street from your local mosque m8

>>72605756
>tfw you're reminded there are people with actual wasted talent on here

>>72605817
jokes on you I live in middle class sunny muslim-free south coast

>>72605800
Very.

Britain is the most racially heterogenous country in Europe, and as such has adopted radical civic nationalism as the official state policy. Britain is the first post-racial country in Europe, so asking a Briton's race is highly offensive.

>>72605801
you stole what's with andy from us

Gotye had that one song

>>72605556
because they dont read through history
most leftists are the types who dismiss both ww1 and ww2 as "silly nationalism"

what's the name of it

I bet the queen is one of those people who gets up at like 6 am routinely and quite frankly it angers me that she won't even take advantage of her privilege to lie in

>>72605871
retard

somebody that i used to know

>>72605839
Much obliged to your highly informative reply

dont like that one

>>72605875
she probably barely gets up these days
wonder when was the last time she had sex or masturbated

>>72605875
all old people get up at 6am

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daily reminder

>>72605778
if you racemix while there ill batter you

>>72605767
something like 40% of child births are to foreigners lad

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

it was good but it got overplayed

>>72605881
im unironically a genius

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me on the left

>>72605890
Britain is the first immigrant country in the Eastern Hemisphere.

A distinction usually reserved for new world countries.

London, for example, is a microcosm of all the world. Every race and culture comingling effortlessly.

>>72605934
explain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjyyoAeHPzU

listening to this

>>72605936
i always bend one leg and lean on the other

>>72605941
>commingling

London is split to fuck. There are boroughs where you wouldn't see a single white face

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sinks broke

>>72605936
me in the middle

>>72606004
why is your tap pooing

>>72606004
alri flint michigan

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>>72606004

>>72606014
dunno
thats why i said its broke

>>72606004
just needs a bit of fairly liquid

>>72606004
give you a cheeky fiver if you quaff it

cringe everytime i see someone use the words 'in actuality'

thailad is a nazi admirer

spotify recommending kasabian again

SHITE

>>72606035
the sink is either the hole or the basin NOT the tap

Millie Bobby Brown's flower WILL be mine one day

>>72606004
>free milk tea from water tap
hmm

starting to think these holly willoughby leaked nudes aren't real
cant find them anywhere

>>72606111
she's too pure to take lewd selfies

fake for sure

>>72606119
>she's too pure to take lewd selfies
t. virgin

might be under the settee

stopped using spotify because its slightly inclined logo has triggered my autism

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Hello Brits l, how are you?
Greetings from Italy
:3

>>72606039
i already drank some
just tasted like water

>>72606141
alri t

>>72606141
>>72606142

literally can't tell the difference between these two

>>72606141
alro florence lad

>>72606142
enjoy your cryptosporidium u unironical genuis

>>72606141
wish i was dead and you ??

>>72606141
I love you Italia <3

>>72605978
bender?

Not a racist, but Native Americans here always complain about the "lost" generation.

I mean, yeah, the residential schools were kind of fucked, but would those kid's lives have been so much better living on some extremely impoverished reservation? I think the government was actually following the principal of all races are created equal, so they tried to give those kids the same chance at life a white kid would have, by actually getting them into schools instead of letting them segregate into their own screwed up bizzaro communities.

Then again, the First Nations organisations and leaders are all race baiting cunts and don't give a shit about improving life for indigenous people. They just want to guilt-trip the Canadian government without ever acknowledging the actual problems (very real and severe) that are holding natives back.

>>72606141
Hi Ireland, enjoying your vacation?

>>72606183
not one word

>>72606160
Thats the difference between you and me. I'm not afraid to take risks in order to learn

>>72606141
heyyy x

>not a racist

shan't be gracing that with my attentions

>>72606141
always found it weird that punch and judy was an anglo-italian thing

that's such a random combination

>>72606183
get out of their country

not a racist by any means, but fuck niggers

Don't believe the girls who say they are in porn to "pay for college"

>>72606230
offended by this post

>>72606183
didn't realise canada did the same thing to their natives that we did

>>72606220
ah yes lets apply this sound rhetoric to the west and see how the 'sheed and jamal react

neurons are a SUPERNOVA right now

>>72606230
do you fuck them for money

i'm not a racist, but i think that everyone who isn't of at least 90% germanic european descent should be sterilised and/or killed

not fond of canadians

>>72606176
i'll bend your bird over if you don't shut your trap

i'm not a racist, but central/northern europeans are subhumans and the true europeans are the southern europeans

or t' irish

not too sure about australians either

>>72606341
>>72606341
>>72606341

would like to experience a gf who was well endowed in either the breast or bum area

ill think it over

>>72606240
My girlfriend did porn all through college. She made quite a bit of money.

Of course, her dad paid tuition. The porn was for a new car and to "discover" herself sexually.

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>>72606152
Hihi yes our flags kinda look the same

>>72606155
I'm from Venice but currently in Trieste ^^

>>72606163
Nooooo :'(

>>72606169
I love you too NZ :3

>>72606184
I'm not Irish :((

>>72606200
Hello :3

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Right back 'atcha, ferengi.