Go home edition
>you will never be a little kid absorbed in his GBC playing pokemon gold all summer again
I want to go back
who /pukedaftereatingthese/ here
>>72603283
purple master race
why the fuck did they stop making these
>>72603298
they're fucking disgusting
>>72603283
the fuck are those
>>72603314
its just ketchup, dude
Germany ruled the world until World War. Now it's time to reclaim what is rightfully ours.
Up until i was like 19 i spent all my summers on the US.
Maybe thats why i like America so much, i've never felt bad while being there, just 100% relax eating gogurt all day.
>>72603262
It felt good, I never really enjoyed school while it lasted. Growing up, I miss the times when you would simply sit in class with your mates and do stupid stuff together.
>>72603283
We didn't get them here. Are they as disgusting as pic related?
>>72603324
>brazil
so the simpsons were almost right
>>72603324
get the fuck out of my country
one time I was being babysat and they gave me shrek colored ketchup, I swear to god, shrek 1 or 2 had just come out and the ketchup was shrek themed, it was odd as shit
german "americans" should be deported
kill all jews
>>72603333
>spent all my summers on the US.
why and where?
>>72603324
Ya know, I thought the Germans would learn. I guess not.
3rd time's the charm, eh?
if there were no jews life might not be perfect but it would be a lot better
>>72603404
L.A. and Phoenix
Well because family and because my dad used to own a small business in LAC
It is I
the
Latvia
im not a nazi i just hate jews
>>72603412
We are winning without firing a shot.
nuke henrico county
>>72600612
no no, i found some ants in the sugar so first poured water over them then kept the water bowl in the freezer. i hope i don't get that treatment in hell
>>72603436
>Austria
>>>/out/
>>72603324
50s germany would have been worthy to be more influental. Currently I wish the other countries would find the balls to stand up against us and tell our people to get our shit together, instead of sucking our dicks because of our economical power.
>>72603469
fite mi fgt
il kell u
he is a jew threatened by the truth
>>72603425
>LAC
is this just Los Angeles city or central?
>>72603459
>we are winning even though Mohammed caresses my wife's hair
>>72603457
that just makes you a rational person
>>72603465
tfw no hindu anime mommy gf
>>72603469
dark skinned austria
>>72603333
>gogurt
its called tubes you dumb bitch
>>72603506
dried up bloody tampon to be honest
if jews didnt exist i think it is possible that the different races could live in harmony
>racism in my /cum/
>>72603539
not exactly a new thing
>>72603551
Fuck you, California poster
>>72603574
wow, rude
i think it would be great if whites, blacks, sand people, and asians could live together in peace but for some reason the jews wont let this happen
>>72603574
>Fuck you, California poster
>you, California poster
>California
>poster
Fuck you btich, you wanna go right now?
>>72603324
>Now it's time to reclaim what is rightfully ours.
california samefags need to fuck off
>>72603678
who?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3KrIhdS6HY
kek
You
>>72603678
who, faggot?
>>72603687
post more anime girls reading hindu scripture pls
I samefag, so what? Not against the rules.
*unites with brahman*
>>72603732
You must be new
>I samefag, so what?
>as a machine gunner, Severloh inflicted over 2,000 casualties to American soldiers landing on Omaha Beach on D-Day
wtf i love nazis now
>>72603764
>I can land in Spain and take any girl I want
Wtf i love Spain now
wasted my entire evening doing nothing again
what the hell is wrong with me
>>72603802
i'm doing the same thing for past week
>>72603764
>Americans were the only soldiers to land on Omaha
>corpsman actually took count, especially for every machine gun nest/pillbox during the heat of the battle just for this guy
Give me a break you neutral lazy spic.
>>72603718
don't have any more
>>72603818
it's 11;42
gona jack off and smoke this j
YAY
>I samefag, so what? Not against the rules.
India... I can't even
indian posters are some of the best on this site imo
>>72603825
americans were the only ones to land at omaha, canada was juno and the brits were sword and gold
god damn the state of this general is a fucking mess. dead as hell
>when you accidentally get your dick sucked by a trap, only to tell her to continue with a disgusted face(since you're horny), but you enjoy the orgasm and end up hating yourself after
ah found another
>>72603952
noice
>>72603938
I blame the normies
>>72603970
I blame the jews
>>72603938
hell is not dead
trans people are weird
i think i would be better off in my life if i didn't know they exist
i hate donald trump and his orange skin faggot shit cock face
>>72603986
Try harder my man.
>tfw even RNH has been outsourced to india
I wish some broad would blow me as I blow another dude's face off
>>72603981
Indian mythology fascinated me as a child, along with the ancient egyptan one. Unfortunately I forgot basically everything about it.
i wish i could live my live as a hairless neet
>>72604004
truly dark times
*impeaches president bannon*
if i never had to go out in public i would shave everything below my eyelashes
cum lol
This fucking Aussie...
Every fucking day...
>>72604054
他在那裡。在那裡,他又來了。你看,大家好!他再次貼吧!是不是他就在最有趣的傢伙!哦,我的上帝。
我幾乎可以看到你那可憐的超重幀發光在黑暗中,你的電腦屏幕亮著這是光的唯一來源在你的房間,咯咯地笑像個女孩一樣再次為你鍵入你的小評論p和在填寫驗證碼。或者,也許你甚至不填寫驗證碼。也許你是這麼噁心的啃老族,你實際上支付了4chan的通行證,所以你只需選擇圖片。哦,我們都知道了評論。 “詩史”,“暨,笑”,不是嗎?我想你這小狗屎笑這麼辛苦,你點擊它,你砸在地板上多力多滋,但沒關係,你的媽媽會在早上清理。哦,這是正確的。難道我沒有提到?你住你的母親。你是胖他媽的fuckup,她可能是真討厭你了。所以,生病不得不為你做的一切都該死的一天,每一天,一個成年男子誰花所有的時間在4chan的張貼有關北美通用的。試想這一點。她有你,然後她以為你會成為一名科學家或航天員什麼的宏偉,然後你成了一個NEET。可憐一個澳大利亞NEET。她哭自己睡覺每天大概想著這是多麼糟糕,她怎麼想她可能就此消失。她甚至不能嘗試與你交談,因為所有你說的是“LOL,暨”。你已經變成你自己的蠢事。而這一切,你是。一個可悲的小個子用他自己的黑暗笑,因為他準備在老舞放縱,他是做了一百萬次了。而這一切,你永遠是。
Alright burgerfats. You have 30 seconds to prove you're not a beta nu-male cúck, or you're going to get a good old knuckle sandwich.
>>72604081
i have 1 billion gold in runescape
youve been doing this autism for ages aussie and you are just funny as before meaning not even a shred of comedy comes from your obnoxious ass
the chinese text blinks as i scroll
>>72604097
>tfw I never even had 25M
i never played runescape because i wasnt a loser
>>72604081
ive got a couple of real street scraps under my belt
>>72604180
instead you were busy wanking off to tranny pornand ranting about Da Jews
>>72603254
Hey guys. Do any of you know if 7-11 in (western) Canada sell matches?
I know this is a weird question and a strange place to ask, but the only store open 24/7 is 7-11, and I need matches, but I don't want to go all the way there only to see they don't sell them.
>>72604190
well the jews are a problem
Why dont you want to accept refugees /cum/?
>>72604198
call them
i do a lot of research on jews in fact i probably know the most about jews of anyone here and i hate jews what does that tell you about jews
>>72604216
... I don't know why I didn't think of that. Hopefully they fucking pick up.
>I wont fap today!
>1 hour later
>i wont fap tomorrow!
And so on.
It never ends.
Not even the owner of the cock can beat the cock.
Well i just did but you know what i mean.
>>72604240
You do a lot of research on a group because you say you hate them...but you're probably a fan in denial
>>72604257
Sounds like you're beating the cock though
LOL
>>72604240
The Jews made me fat and austistic!
>>72604257
>engaging in nofap
for what purpose
wow its 3 a m
Tfw no choco harem
i am not fat or autistic but the jews actually do contribute a lot to america's obesity and mental health problems
>>72604257
I'm the same way, but with eating unhealthy food and smoking. I always regret both of those things immediately afterwards, but recently it's been almost daily I wake up determined to overcome them, and each day I fail.
I guess I'll just be fat forever... until I die of cancer, at least.
>>72604318
get the fuck atta heee wize guy
>>72604267
that's what he said lamoa
>>72604286
I get angry easy the next 24 hours when i fap.
Also i lack stamina and energy in general too.
>>72604318
Where does anime fit into Jewish world domination? A tool to feminise young men? Or is it actually the antithesis of the Jewish misery and the tool that will defeat them?
took a xanax and im f e e l i n g f i n e
>>72604383
Prescribed xanax or street presses?
>>72604323
I ws in your shoes and let me say this.
Don't cut out any foods, healthy or unhealthy. Only eat moderately. That is all. Leave the last 1-5 bites. Don't stress your body, that hampers weight loss. Be patient. It's a slow path.
For smoking,
you're going to have to win small mental battles.
The urge to smoke will always be there(nigga, you know what you got yourself into). Exercise and a change in lifestyle(triggers), will help you.
>>72604391
presses, i can taste the aspirin
its been 20 minutes and im feeling wavy asf tho
bout to hit some bowls
2 years ago my youtube comment made it into some 'picking up girls with hate comments' video
it was just a youtube shitpost. 20 seconds in is my comment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSSV2RKCrO4
JUST
>>72604418
You leave hate comments on the internet? That could land you in prison in Canada.
I only ever leave respectful replies on videos.
wow
>>72604464
guy
>>72604464
Woah. Canadians want to stop THIS from owning a lot of property?
>>72604458
>Tom the Canadien gently roaming facebook
>sees Laura's new cat
>it's retarded
>Tom compliments the cat but says something seems off
>Laura reports Tom to the LEAF overlords
>Tom goes to prison and gets his anus busted open by a LEAF
hmmmmmm
>>72604426
is it even out yet? i wonder if it will be as buggy as the webm's make it look
How did the "pure slavic waifu" meme ever get started?
Slavic women are workd renowned for being massive skanks
>>72604515
It disgusts me that my government wants to stop these beautiful Oriental women from owning as much property as they want in this country (especially the greater Vancouver area).
>>72604521
yes and no one likes it
>>72604548
Slavic women are prostitutes.
Anglo women are whores.
There's a legit difference. Or else you fucking white boys wouldn't have so many step dads.
>>72604549
its crazy you dpnt just put them in charge of all of canada already
>>72604552
is it as buggy as was expected?
>>72604458
It was just a fact, nothing very hateful or racist. At least he read it to a black girl, though he executed the idea in a boring way.
>>72603983
I had sex with a Brazilian one (it's only gay if you receive, the ancient ancestors say so) and his chong was almost as floppy as his breasts lmao
>>72604515
>>72604418
Howd you find out
>>72604616
How is having sex with a tranny gay?
Last I checked, homosexuality is defined as sexual attraction to the same gender. Fucking a trans ladyboy is because they look like a girl, and girls are the opposite gender.
>How is having sex with a tranny gay
owo
>>72604639
I used to watch a lot of prank videos while high. That 'simple b' guy (can't remember his original name) used to have some pretty good ones, before selling out to that shitty prank collab channel and changing his name yet again to go full on 'how 2 pickup girls' tutorial faggot mode.
>How is having sex with a tranny gay?
My God...
This is a new level of denial
>>72604715
dont be so judgemental you virgin autist
It's only gay if you touch his Chomsky.
>>72604728
Couldn't get any chicks so you went the gay route, eh?
both my cats sat on me while I was lying on my couch and I accidentally took a cat nap
Alright then, googs
if it has tits it's not gay
You guys are ignoring the very obvious fact that traps LOOK like girls. Someone who would fuck a trap must find female attractive. I'm sorry, but that's not fucking gay. That's a heterosexual man indulging their heterosexual desires.
Stop pretending this is such a weird notion. Being attracted to someone that looks like a girl is normal male heterosexuality.
It's not gay if you are only dominating him his bum. The ancient Greeks and Romans were a far more advanced people and this is what they thought. It's not a homosexual act.
>>72605030
>I'M A FAGGOT
>>72605030
shut up faggot
aaaaah, I ate a firecracker popsicle and now my tongue is blue!
>>72605046
>>72605064
he's right though. also when I fap to traps it's totally not about the cock. traps tend to be more ostentatious and effeminate than girls in porn which is pretty hot. they just happen to have a cock!
hello can I post here
>>72605030
>>72605042
>>72605150
You faggots are beyond flaming there's no saving you now
>>72605280
yea
>>72605319
ssshhh. it'll all be so ok.
Do you want to suck upon my penis?
It's only gay if you don't call him a stupid bitch.
>having yellow fever
>>72605655
>>72605696
My yellow fever is insatiable
>>72605746
It's not gay if I give him a black eye.
>>72605793
It isn't gay if it's a team sport.
Fuck you, British Columbia
feminine penis isnt gay
this is objective fact not up for debate
>autistic lesbian jewish vegan yodeling lolis
a cute THICC girl used to call me pooh bear it was later revealed she had a crush on me :3
>>72606262
i dont give a shit
>>72606286
bih, I was making a callback to the Netherlanderfag's post, bih
>>72606098
>>72605369
>>72605364
>>72605150
>>72605042
>>72605030
>>72604735
>>72604692
>>72604680
>>72604616
Faggots should be hung from lamposts
>>72606469
Nothing gay about abusing sissies.
>>72604215
Would be a better gif if she blew up at the end
>>72604426
>>72604552
DA2 and ME3. Fucking garbage and only on origin.
I can't imagine how bad their new shit is.
>>72606819
Watching a few streams of people playing it.
The animations and lip sync are worse than the original games. The dialog steps into fan-fiction and laugh track territory.
>>72606763
it would be a MEANER gif...
cum? more like bum.
>>72604081
because you're my friend :3
>>72607383
>10:00pm
fucking loser
Think we should increase immigration from China.
>>72607878
we should increase immigration into your ass.
30% of you are women
>>72608156
ur a women
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
>tow love Canada and wish you were born in Canada
>Canadians online are always huge cunts toward you
>tfw love USA and wish you were USA born
>online Americans are always snobbish and superior
*cries externally*
>tfw spell "tfw" wrong
Choose one
>>72609045
I take autism and fedora posting
https://youtu.be/lj8IOjxK0cg
LoL DUMB americans
you fucking succ
build a wall around america xDddddd
What are the most fedora genres of music?
Obviously electroswing and progressive rock, but what else?
>>72609045
exclusivo
>>72609364
Dubstep
>>72609199
Unironically agree with some of this video, and i'm not a CHI
STOP CALLING ME GAY
>>72609617
stop being cute :3
I love Japanese culture but hate things like anime.
give me (You)'s and I promise I will get naked ;)
naruto
>>72609881
Naruto is CANCER
>>72609891
Cancer bacteria made of water kills cancer bacteria made of fire
>>72610015
But wouldn't cancer bacteria made of fire turn cancer bacteria made of water into cancer bacteria made of steam?
>>72603254
good OP
>its a 7am and alberta-kun is drunnk edition
>>72611517
Kys
>>72611684
rude
>be californian
>walk outside
>eat lead (editors note: get shot)
>come home
>eat lead
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-lead-california-exclusive-idUSKBN16T18Y
*steals a kiss from you*
:3c
>>72603254
Does anyone else feel they got a rough deal being born in the wrong socio-economic strata?
Ideally, I would have more money, and the people around me would be less stupid and shallow.
Being lower class fucking sucks.
Mornin' /cum/
Where were you when team USA defeated the Japanese?
I threw up
My tummy hurts
>>>/r9k/35709860
>>>/r9k/35709860
Well, lads?
I don't want to go to work. i just wana be a neet
>>72612878
that's what happens when you make jesus cry every night
>>72612908
Traps look like men
taking a final in three hours
https://youtu.be/bx1Bh8ZvH84
>>72613100
they are men, so it makes sense
>>72613137
good luck
>>72613137
bad luck
>>72613137
I hope you fail
>>72612993
he doesn't cry!
Besides I think its cuz I ate bad chili
>>72613272
thanks
>>72613349
Yeah cum chilli will do that
>>72613349
i bet in a few hours you'll feel fine
>>72613399
np famalam
>tfw all the other countries are jelly that we elected Trump and they are stuck with politicians who suck cock for a living
feels good buds, love my president and that's probably the first time I can say that
>amerihonkies
>>72613615
>February 20 at 3:46pm . London, United Kingdom
Can we kick out Canadians yet?
Pooing gives me a raging willy
>>72614006
>>72614079
>>72614136
christ I hate the giants
>>72614136
Why are canadians even allowed to play baseball
>time to work
all of my cozies will be lost
like... tears... in rain...
>>72614303
Sorry bud :/
:3c
>>72615262
good post friend
Fuck Canada
>>72615860
Fuck you
>>72614006
>>72614079
>>72614136
>>72614168
No one cares about memeball.
>>72615914
Dumb homo
>>72615975
Stupid spic
>>72615860
>>72615975
Jew Mexico
>>72615989
I may be stupid but I'm not a spic
>>72616033
Unlikely
>>72615955
W-R-O-N-G
>>72616008
Moor
>>72616082
Wrong again Albucuckie
>>72616140
I'm not wrong, I've seen your photos.
>>72616186
Wow, you really are stupid then
>>72616186
Stupid Mexishit
>>72616212
t. swarthy Moor
Currently procrastinating instead of working like I should be
som1 pls help
>>72616307
Get a site blocker
I'm not white since my mother is from Italy and Italians aren't white.
>>72616293
How can I be a Moor when I am catlick
>>72616327
>tfw too smart for a site blocker
>>72616373
Because lots of them converted during the inquisition. How can you be a Catholic if you're a faggot who has sex with men?
>>72616456
Jesus died for our sins
>>72616456
Because Jesus died for our sins silly billy
>>72616486
And God hates fags.
>>72616529
Only the action is a sin you big dummy
Literally just killed some Americans over at pol over the fact that trump sucks Jewish dicks
New age Catholicism is a joke. Homosexuality should be a crime.
Jew Mexico is a joke. Chincanoism should be a crime.
>>72616628
It's literally in the Bible you fucking shitter
Question for Murricans and Leaves: How does the fact that your countries span multiple time zones affect your daily life? Does it sometimes cause confusion?
sometimes i wish i could try heroine
>>72616712
Worst Coasties wake up a couple of hours after I do so I can't post with them in the mornings :(
Sad to say but Californians have proven to be the best American posters in /cum/. Not a single fag among them.
>>72616712
Not confusing but annoying when one coastal team plays against a team on the other coast. Like having to stay up until midnight last night to watch the WBC
>>72616736
No, you don't. It's the most addictive and most boring fucking drug. People who take it just fucking lay there like dead people and experience the joy. Then it goes away and they become even more paralyzed because the withdrawal is so strong. It's literally the worst drug in every way, not constructive and one of the most destructive.
>>72616712
For some
Since I live about an hour away from Central Time Zone I'm used to adding or subtracting hours
>>72616774
>Not a single fag among them
How gullible are you lol
>>72616847
None of them are fagposters tho, he has a point
>>72616504
>>72616486
This isn't a free pass
>>72616847
None of them being open fags is good enough
>>72616782
Let's say I look up a sports event or something online. Is it always scheduled according to the time where it takes place? Do you have to know which major cities/states use which timezone?
>>72616736
It's pretty good. Make sure it's clean and make sure you don't have an addictive personality and it can enhance your life massively.
t. Functioning heroin user
>>72616736
heroine ruins lives, heroes save lives. be a hero, don't do heroine
>>72616846
Thats what i like. Im the type of guys that takes lsd and stays locked inside listening to music laying on bed.
Shawty wanna thug
>>72616889
>>72616894
Yes but there are faggots among them, they're just shy
Bestposters are Minnesotans but they're (((normies))) so they're doing school things
>>72616893
What are you talking about, it's just like monopoly you silly billy
Excommunication is like landing on the Go To Jail space
>>72616932
>Is it always scheduled according to the time where it takes place?
It will tell you what time it is in your local time zone using your IP or location data usually.
>>72616944
mmmmm rly mks me thenk
>>72616972
Lol, LSD is nothing like heroin. With heroin you generally don't experience anything except a good feeling, LSD is a hallucinogen so you actually experience something while laying there.
And you wouldn't be listening to music while you take it unless you left it on before hand because you literally won't be getting up for awhile.
>tfw just filtered the reddit tier namefag feels good
>>72616997
All the Californians post about wanting a girlfriend. Maybe they aren't fags and you're projecting, you Moor.
>>72617090
I can't project because I don't have a projector
>>72616939
>>72617076
and whats that 'good feeling' all about? does it feel like a long orgasm or what
>>72616939
Have fun dying an extremely painful and slow death from cirrhosis my man. Btw they don't give you much painkillers (if any at all) during it either because that just makes it worse.
>>72617073
the withdrawal fucks your shit up. "drugs are bad" thing started mainly because of heroine and cocaine but mainly heroine
>>72617159
have you never been on painkillers or anything?
Faggots projecting is exactly why they unironically believe that 1/10th of the population is like them and that everyone lies in surveys about their sexuality
>>72617288
>they unironically believe that 1/10th of the population is like them
Literally no one thinks this apart from tumblr tier retards
Stinky dumb Mexi scum
>>72617288
You need to cool it man
If you gotta problem with me being a bicycle then you can settle it with me after you calm down a bit okay?
>that /k/ thread where a guy drinks from an old contaminated canteen
someone needs to look after /k/omrades
>>72617217
after surgery only, and i didnt feel pain. but why would you take it if nothing hurts?
Going to fap to my qt British slag now
Saw 2 Muslim ladies today
How could you not love this man
>>72617454
Because it feels good, amplify that feeling it gives you by a lot and that's what you'd feel pretty much
>>72617477
you didn't actually see them heha
>>72617533
I did. It was disgusting and it ruined my day