/brit/

What's the best way to earn passive income when you only earn £16k and can't afford to buy/invest shit?

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splash

>>72573327
put an ad up for a tutoring service if you still remember basic maths/english

>>72573327
>Apply for mortgage
>Buy house
>Take someone elses money and put it in your account (renting)

Brexit?

>>72573353
that's not passive

>>72573327
Bookies

doing a bit of the ol' spirit cokking

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Stop taking drugs.

wake me up

i want to post-natally abort these anti-choice runts to show them that abortion isn't like a gruesome murder

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the gf

Jews have the highest avg iq.
See: https://www.hindawi.com/journals/joph/2015/271746/

>>72576458
Literally high af right now

>>72573330
peng

dunno why people care about abortion

not your body

>>72573330
>>72574203
>>72576487
JFs out

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>the day i decide to stock up on modafinil i get an email saying they're searching our rooms tomorrow
FUCKS SAKE LADS

my APC corduroys fit very nicely but they're missing a belt loop

>>72576484
What is khat like? Is it like synthetic cathinones?

>>72576508
bit rude that you didn't include me

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having one of those days again

>>72576518
Protip; dangle it from a string out your window

>>72576500
>your daughter was raped?
>lmao who cares at least you weren't raped

>electronic device runs out of battery in a movie
>they shake it
does that ever work

*squeezes your bum*

haha, alri mate? no homo.

>>72576213
abstinence is the only moral form of contraception

>>72576257
everything is so regulated here. Theres so much nanny stating in all of Europe
everyone laughs at yanks for going on about muh freedumbs but in a way they're right

>>72573301
who did ya call loyalist ya fookin cunt ? ima call ma boyz from derry, and me dad will bring his little armalite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABuWphlnZ1A
this one is for the lads...

fuck everyone in this thread

>>72576574
yeah if it's one of those torches you shake

>>72576518
hide it in a coat pocket, one on the inside lining is preferable

>>72576533
Couldn't make that comparison.

I feel a mild, prolonged amphetamine high. Cigarettes feel like absolute ambrosia; euphoria; total hunger abatement.

Its illegality in so many countries is shocking.

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>conservatives want to protect "babies" in the womb
>want to bomb real babies in the middle east, starve them in africa, drown them in the mediterranean when they try to find safety, enslave them in bangladesh to make shoes, defund their education and steal their milk in britain

HMMMMMMMMMM

>>72576518
>they're searching our rooms tomorrow

do you live in a prison?

*fucks everyone in this thread*

>>72576615
probably because its terrible for you

would fuck everyone in this thread

>>72576410
a foetus is neither sentient nor sapient though

>>72576587
stop LARPing as a Catholic moralist on 4chan you cringeworthy bastard

>>72576630
Do you get off on inventing strawmen?

>>72576615
RARE

>>72576615
Hmm might cop
>>72576641
It's no worse than caffeine 2bh

>>72576562
Im on the ground floor so that's not really feasible cos everyone walking into the building would see it
>>72576605
this is a good shout, will do this. I might put it in an inner pocket of my bag and take it to lectures with me so they can search my empty room

>>72576630
conservatives want to protect valuable lives

>>72576630
>steal their milk in britain

do rorkes go around and suck the breastmilk out of foreign breasts?

>>72576674
except caffeine doesn't rot your teeth and give you mouth cancer

>>72576674
I'm fairly certain it's outlawed in your country.

How would my celtic brothers feel about a celtic union? I'm Scottish btw we can kill the anglos together

>>72576518
surely they aren't allowed to do that

>>72576668
first time in /brit/, Stalin?

>>72576636
uni halls

>>72576696
You sound like that autistic kid in school that used to tout on the smokers
>>72576701
Dark web

https://www.youtube.com/watch?=1&noapp=1&v=VUCqxLIUTvc

>>72576705
why not tbqh

>>72576696
That only happens when you chew religiously.

I use it sparingly in order to ward of muh feels and aid in dieting.

>>72576715
look at this post >>72576594
does it look like it's my first time here ya fookin black an' tans bastard eh ?

>>72576705
t. Angus "Not a Single Drop of English Blood" Smith

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>>72576705
Sure

t. Cymru

>>72576705
scots are plagued with left wing nationalism like ireland
dont see how an ethnic union would work

>>72576719
oh right

they'll probably just make sure nothing's broken

I'm never browsing 4chan before work again. I thought it'd be a nice change to shitpost a bit before I went to work but no, I ended up doing the fucking virgin walk all the way from my car, into the building and toward my desk, this is the first time this has happened as it's the first time I've browsed 4chan before starting, to make matters worse everyone was staring at me as I was walking including the qt that I fancy, I noticed it straight away but no matter how hard I tried I just couldn't stop it, kept getting looks all day after that and I'm sure I walked in on someone talking about me.

>>72576712
Yeah they are, your workplace can search you at any time aswell

I will HEEM until my hands give up

then I will KICK

>>72576705
leave me out of your gay-lick shennanigans

t. cymru

>>72576785
I'm not sure that's true

>72576776
incomprehensible

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>>72576479
>tfw near sighted part jew and took college courses in high school

furness belongs to lancashire

>>72576810
Yeah it is, they even have a sign up in my work about it. Check your contract. Nowt wrong with it anyway, it's not your property and you shouldn't be breaking the law. If you're uncomfortable with them searching you/your locker, you can ask for a police officer to do it instead and have a member of HR as a witness

London 35% White British

>>72576755
>>72576808
now fight

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interesting how booze is haram but khat isn't. silly muslims.

please retrieve your trash

>>72576502

>>72576816
Should say though, that thankfully I stopped virgin walking halfway through the day but I still had the virgin mentality throughout it and almost every conversation I had ended up awkward as I was fumbling through it.

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>>72576654
You're the same spastic who thought eggs in supermarkets had baby birds in them.

beginning to think that women don't care about your willy at all as long as it's at least nearly average

>>72576869
i agree they can search your office say

not your personal belongings tho

>>72576893
It's a plant ffs God said all plants are for our use

>>72576893
reminder that a few sheepherder houthis stoned off their heads on khat are destroying the saudi arabian army in yemen

>>72576893
They've tried banning it in places like Djibouti, Somalia and elsewhere and the decision always met with riots, although that probably has more to do with economic impact

>>72576938
women don't even feel the penis, they get off on you manhandling them

GNEW ME TEETH
OUTDREW ME CLAWS

>>72576946
Yeah, you brought them into the office, you're on their property. What you do at home is none of their concern though

>>72576938
girth is more important than length

>>72576803
good lad

>>72576973
You can't be serious.

Really don't know how to feel about tinder/bumble

I like the window shopping and ego boosting aspects of it, but when you end up matching with 10 girls and they all start messaging and repeating that daily it's pretty much impossible

don't own a smart phone

post gifs

>>72576938
>at least nearly average
sucks for me then haha

women prefer you make them climax by gently running a rose over their body

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listening to Phil Elverum's album about his dead wife

>>72576974
stop putting racist posters up around dublin

>>72576977
>Employers should not look through your personal possessions without your prior agreement. In addition, you should be present at the inspection. If someone damages your property during this process, they should pay to have it repaired or replaced.

you have to agree m8

i reckon they could fire you for refusing but thats it

English people overwhelmingly want both northern ireland and scotland to piss off and leave. You are a danger to the english public and you selfish fucks not voting out are just going to get people killed for shit they don't care about.

We have much more important issues going on in our own country, england to be worried about bored benefit parasite scum.

An independent england and the rivival of english nationalism will give us an infinitely higher chance of survival you can continue voting in the IRA party and scotland can vote in whatever gay far-left party they want and we'll go for an english nationalist party the 'little englanders' will rule and northern ireland will take their share of the british middle - upperclass cuckolded panzies infesting england as will scotland along with the pakis and wogs they've forced upon the english people.

England for the english, brits OUT!

The entire system will be changed in all countries after the break up of the UK but you selfish cunts are too busy milking the english tax payer to vote out.

Had a girl tell all her friends my willy is small, I'm 7 inches erect. Silly bint thought that because i was sitting naked afterwards with a softie that my willy can be classified as tiny

Women are stupid

>>72577010
>tfw manlet
never use these apps on the basis that even if i got a date from it, she'd be dissapointed finding out i'm a little shite

>>72577078
You brought those possessions onto their property. It's like asking someone not to bring herion into your home. Keep it at your house, don't bring it to work

>>72577103
women don't know anything

>>72573353
>put an ad up for a tutoring service
My sister who's studying medicine does something similar, except all online and it's more complex subjects (immunology, pharmaceutical science and shit)

Gets like £50 per hour, had a look online and don't know which site it is though haha

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>family arguing again as soon as they get in

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>English people overwhelmingly want both northern ireland and scotland to piss off and leave. You are a danger to the english public and you selfish fucks not voting out are just going to get people killed for shit they don't care about.
>We have much more important issues going on in our own country, england to be worried about bored benefit parasite scum.
>An independent england and the rivival of english nationalism will give us an infinitely higher chance of survival you can continue voting in the IRA party and scotland can vote in whatever gay far-left party they want and we'll go for an english nationalist party the 'little englanders' will rule and northern ireland will take their share of the british middle - upperclass cuckolded panzies infesting england as will scotland along with the pakis and wogs they've forced upon the english people.
>England for the english, brits OUT!
>The entire system will be changed in all countries after the break up of the UK but you selfish cunts are too busy milking the english tax payer to vote out.

>>72577103
>Had a girl tell all her friends my willy is small

Even if it was, dunno why someone would even do that

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what's the virgin walk?

>>72577145
Only people who can demand searches, on reasonable suspcion, are police officers

just coz u r on private property doesn't mean they have a right to search you

i mean sure, don't bring all your drugs to work as a general policy but private property doesn't magically give your employer police tier powers

business idea: english independence

>>72577180
Know this feel

need an arsey gf tbqh ngl la

>>72577043
Has Phil ever been happy?

>>72577085
>FUCK OFF NORTHERN IRELAND YOU'RE TOO DANGEROUS TO HAVE ON AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT ISLAND THAN ME
>hello abdul and his 400 "brothers" come on in and stay in my home, you can sleep in my daughter's room

>>72577181
too accurate

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sister is such a tumblrina drama queen

>>72576776
Shan't read until you greentext this mess

>>72577188
you'll know it when you see it

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>women are stupid

>>72577185
Just a bitch i suppose. Only bothered incase i meet a girl i like and she heard the rumour and rejects me for it. Otherwise I'm not fussed on what her and her runt friends think

>>72577180
>it's a "mum fully loses it and accuses dad of cheating extremely loudly" episode
i wonder if she actually believes it or if she's just saying it for the sake of being angry

>>72577181
why are they always fucking bald lmao

>>72577073
CAN'T HELP IT MATE
WHEREVER I GO I MUST CLEANSE

>>72577085
this is being spammed everywhere. Cannot help but think it is either
>undercover nationalist false flagging
or
>RASHEED

>>72577249
london bombings when ? now or never while britain weak.

>>72577244
>>72577233
>>72577200
>>72577199
>>72577266

checked

>>72577185
Once a girl finds out something bad/a weakness you have or whatever then she can't resist spreading it.

>>72577246
Luckily I've never had that

Parents are mostly fine. Just my sister that ruins it all

>>72577246
They're projecting their own lack of loyalty onto men.

Most of what women say with respect to gender relations is projection

>>72577280
this isn't fucking /b/ you mong

>>72577237
that's really more men's weakness, not women's strength

>>72577085
Kike false flag to split us up

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>tesco delivery between 1700-1800
>arrives at exactly 1700

good feel

>>72577190
It's in my contract mate i signed and agreed to it. It's fairly common with most employers. They'll never search you anyway and i don't do drugs so I'm not bothered. I'd ask for a police officer anyway just to spite them for wasting my time

>>72577273
hi Georgia. shan't be any bombings in London but if Britain installs a hard border in Northern Ireland you can expect a surge in dissident republican activity

up the ra all the same, you know yourself

>>72577188
There's a variety of virgin walks

>walking too fast, and being slightly stiff
>walking slouched over, with bad posture, and your head craned downwards
>walking with headphones in and your eyes looking below parallel
>never ever making eye contact when walking, or doing so and then instantly looking away and pretending you didn't
>when you give oncoming people on sidewalks too much room to get by, you walk right off the sidewalk
>needing to pass every single person in front of you, even if they're walking at a decent speed

>>72577329
t. ethiopian misogynist

>>72577333
(((they))) want to keeps us bound together
we're easier to control that way

>>72577333
checked
31

shut up don't reply to me ever

>>72577332
Taking advantage of someone's weakness is a strength in itself

>>72577332
Makes no difference tbf

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>>72577188
*walks toward you*

>>72577280
you missed one, you cunt.

>>72577338
in contract != enforceable m8

less you like are a rozzer, mi5, nuclear worker, clearance guy, that kind of thing

they could put in a clause demanding your first born for any spillages but it still means shit

also

who was the other /brit/ in /cum/?

what a bunch of benders 2bh

WHOA THE SO CALLED WILLY

>>72577373
I do the headphones and I'm a fast walker aswell, had plenty of sex. you don't know the virgin walk lad

BATMAN

DUH NUH NUH DUH NUH

London?

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>>72577103
>Had a girl tell all her friends my willy
why do womem discuss things like this

>>72577413
Yesh but putting it in the contract isn't illegal like demanding your firstborn would be. That particular clause is perfectly legal if you agree to it

proper gutting to see shit like palmyra getting blown up
think about it, that's a piece of world history thats been around since the ancient greeks, and now it's gone forever because some autistic incel from saudi saw le epic call of duty isis video and fucking drove his jeep full of explosives into it.

>the thing about women is...
>all women are/want...
before starting your sentence with these, or anything to that effect please consider this: suicide.

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who here listening to more life?

>>72577372
yeah those loyalists are asking for it 1 little provocation and you'll show it to them UP THE RA T.A.L.

>>72577382
I'm not a misogynist. It's just that my biggest downfall with women has been my puerile, romantic conception of them.

>>72577396
is the virgin walk a smug waddle?

AAAHHH CHRIST'S SAKE WHAT A DISGUSTING MEAL

>>72577480
>That particular clause is perfectly legal if you agree to it

i doubt it, i'd take it to a higher body if i were you and they tried some silly shit like that

checking my contract and no mention of such thing so no problem here

there's a clause for not selling drugs on company time, oddly

>>72577478
I discuss my previous partners with my mates aswell, nothing wrong with it imo, as long as it's not blatent slantering. I've fucked girls with weird scars all over their bellies or ugly tits and never mentioned it to anyone

>>72577372
>if you don't let us invade you we're going to bomb you

fucking subhumans

>>72577481
it wasn't as bad as was feared at first.

And ISIS are getting BTFO and will be wiped from this earth soon enough, so rest content in that.

>>72577484
maybe >>72577516 should take this advice

am I bleeding internally? eating this meal feels like bleeding internally

>>72577536
Yeah I'd ask for an officer to conduct it but it honestly doesn't bother me, seems perfectly reasonable imo

>>72577562
True. Blanket statements rarely stand up to scrutiny

>>72577484
will you be my qt redhead gf

>>72577103
this is why I never have sex with girls who know my friends

literally paranoid about it

will only have sex with girls who don't know my friends who I met randomly (not in a friends gfs group or something) in a club or online

>>72577586
your bodily fluids have probably been replaced with vodka by now

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>tfw you realize you don't need an autistic gf because all wome nare retarded

Just need to find a nice gf

Got to the point where I only laugh when I am drunk or high

>>72577607
protip: redhead women are not as common here as you might think.

irish girls are more likely to have orange skin than orange hair.

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>>72577638
>all wome nare retarded

>>72577638
i was in that /tv thread as well

>>72577668
wahey

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managed to talk to a girl at uni today lads, went well

she even smiled and laughed a few times and seemed to be impressed by knowledge

feels good for a KHHV

unhand ME VILE POLICEMEN

THIS TURK SOLD ME BOREK THAT ALMOST KILLED ME WHOLE

>>72577668
Loads of redheads lad but they all dye it. I know 5 naturally ginger girls who've dyed their hair brown

Most of the american tourists in england are IRA funders looking to attack the english public and gain information. If you glassed ones face off you'd be fighting the IRA vs brit battle as it's clearly a fight between the irish, american and english public somehow.

But that's if you're a unionist and want to fight that battle I certainly don't. Fuck the uk and a british identity the celtic nations are dragging us down and helping destroy national spirit.

English nationalism is the way to go we'll have contact with the celtic nations but not much and at a safe distance.

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>>72577668
so is that a yes or a no sweetie

How long does Wenger have left, lads?

Thoughts on Benitez as a replacement?

>>72577689
She feels sorry for you

>>72577607
redhair originates from central asia
native paddies will have dark hair and dark eyes

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>Breaking poos: Theweesa Gay is to nigger Farticle Shifty next weak, beginning the Poonited Kangdom's formal Brexshit poocess

>>72577718
Fuck off, no need to be a heartless cunt

>>72577704
>I know 5 naturally ginger girls who've dyed their hair brown
i bet ginger lads wish they could dye their hair but dont because they'll be called bent.
female privilege 2bh.

>>72577714
Who can say at this point, it wouldn't be a surprise if he stays or leaves really. One is logical, the other is emotional (and also consistent w/ actions of the owners)

Benitez isn't a bad idea t b h

>>72577732
exquisite post

>>72577744
It's the truth mate no need to sugarcoat things

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>just shaved

ginger males are doomed to look unmanly unless they can grow a thick beard 2bh

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why do Americans do this?

>>72577773
shes like 12 in the video

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>tfw incredibly handsome

>>72577797
t. milkbag land

>having to grow a beard to look attractive

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>>72577797
Autism pills in the water supply

>tfw beard of a scotsman

>>72577797
americans sleep fully clothed. bunch of weirdos.

>>72577800
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

>he doesn't keep his creps icy fresh

>>72577773
why are autistic girls sometimes so qt?
I know one legit autist girl IRL who's a solid 8

>>72577807
bagged milk is the intellectuals choice honestly if you use a lot of milk

doing an eat of lightly sea salted sunbites

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>>72577797

>>72577765
Stop projecting dickhead
>>72577756
Ginger lads who have that really dark ginger get lots of female attention ive noticed

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>>72577797
So their shoes feel nice and cool in the pool

>>72577797
find it a bit weird that they wear shoes in the house

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Perfect 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p62rfWxs6a8

does anyone else sleep fully naked?
I feel weird about it sometimes but its so much nicer

trying to get my gf to start sleeping naked too and showering before bed

>>72577718
maybe, but it still felt nice

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Who's your favorite film character of all time, boys?

brits what are your preferences. which have edge for you
gingers, blondes or brunnetes ?

>>72577890
We have house shoes so it's not like we're tracking mud and dirt inside

>>72577801
post yourself or fuck off

>>72577913
brunettes

>>72577913
Gingers with green eyes or brunettes with blue eyes.

>>72577913
Gingers>>>>> brunettes > blondes

>>72577912
loive dat fooken rhodesian eccent moit

>>72577928
even weirder
shoes aren't as comfy as just socks

>>72577932
>>72577935
>>72577938
i love you guys, no idea why people like blonde girls they are literally ugly cunts.

>>72577952
Do all Europeans still wear socks?

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>>72577913
gingers

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Someone should make a reverse BLACKED company

get qt black women with white benises

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im 28 and look about 18. cant grow a beard beyond a shitty goatee either. shit sucks.

one positive is that i'll look good when im older. or so i keep telling myself.

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Just copped these

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>Americans wear suits to their mandatory evening TV-dinner with the family in front of the TV

>>72577913
perky tit brunettes with ponytails that have gym bodies

>>72577913
short mousy brunettes

>>72577975
What do hot Georgian girls look like? Basically just hot slavic chicks?

>>72577975
natural blonde is nice
dyed blonde hair should be banned

>>72577981
idk about continentals but ever house i've been to i take off my shoes at the door

lads do you reckon children whose mothers die during childbirth/when they're less than one year old are sad that their mother is dead?

obviously when they're older and know what's going on and their mum dies, then they'll be sad

but do you think they'll be sad if they never really had one in the first place

it'll be like you now having a third parent that you never knew about and learning they died when you were a baby

>>72577981
Yeah, don't you?

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>>72577984
There would be a waiting list for female talent

>>72577987
you stand out more without a beard these days
every runt has a beard now

>>72578042
the ol' counter abortion

nah they luv up

matricide is their jam

>>72578057
just wish i had manly stubble to make me appear less boyish.

>>72578057
more people have no beards, and they definitely stand out less
get some odd facial hair or just a moustache if you want to stand out.

>>72578042
babies don't really think before their 2 years old, so it's generally fine

>>72578057
t. no test

>>72578047
are black women this desperate for white men?

>>72578042
Mother is an instinctive archetype but an unconscious one. Doubt they'd be "sad" as it's typically meant.

>>72578057
tfw babby face and not enough test to grow a beard

Not sure what went wrong.

>>72578046
no lol

tfw brown hair but vaguely ginger beard

Hate seeing kids on the way to being morbidly obese

Should be treated like child abuse, only way we're gonna stop it

sterilised one of the local cats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VC_DsHhoQdg

>>72578119
become a gym twink and suck off guys to steal their vitality and test

>>72573301
watch this >>72576049

>>72578098
In the sense that they think white features are more attractive, have a pathological fixation on their own hair, noses and skin, want mixed kids, desire to climb the apparent racial hierarchy and are deprived of attention from the class of men to which most good things are attributed? Generally, yes.

>>72578169
Is 6'2 too tall to be a cute twink?

>>72578156
does my head in that a kid/teen smoking is seen as some ungodly thing but an obese kid who is only getting worse is seen as "normal"

>>72578191
yes

5'8 is the optimal twink height

>>72578176
crazy

where I grew up (E. London) there was basically no race mixing

>>72578012
georgia is mixed country with different genes, so hot georgian can be blonde/ginger/brunnete with blue/brown/green eyes. but mostly here is sand hair with hazel eyes.

First reply gets to pick an exercise I'll add on to my workout today

So far, I'm doing
>Bench press
>OHP
>Incline
>Pec flys
>Lat raises
>Tricep pulldowns

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what do i get my mum for mothers day

>where I grew up (E. London) there was basically no race mixing

L.O.L

>>72578226
a card and some chocolates that she likes

>>72578092
calm your autism, i can grow one just fine
now go back to thinking you're special and tough for having a beard when ever numale has one

tried to do one but failed sadly

>>72578225
always be hitting chest bruv

>>72578225
DB rows.

did trump start the wall yet? he said on day one he would get mexico to fork over the cash.

>>72578210
Only choice is to get big and juicy then.

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London will never be a comfy as NYC

>>72578253
Sure you can

>>72578225
Stop going to the gym

Or if you must talk about it, go back to your containment board

>>>/fit/

now my mum knows i want to glass myself hahahahaha what am i like

>>72576518
>tfw if most of /brit/ took this they'd probably be more successful with money and women and shit

>>72578277
Man jaw

>>72578277
why? because the subway has darker lighting? fucking retard

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>>72578003
at least americans have families

Hannah's arse on The Chase

>>72578327
it's also not manlet sized trains

>>72578288
*to the tune of the COPS theme*
golf lad golf lad
no one likes you
you're scrawny and you're ugly
and you probly smell like poo

Really for a so-called "brit" general, I don't understand why the Streets is not celebrated more here, like Oasis.
Listen to this https://youtu.be/0Z1kRhiPE0E
That melancholy feeling it gives you, like a night at the club where you didn't pull despite trying all night and talking to all sorts of people. The Streets is like simpsonwave for grown-up who started clubbing in the early 2000s. Maybe it's a generational thing IDK.

>>72578366
>"OOGA BOOGA ME STRONG"

i miss the sheikh

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cop or not?

>>72578323
mtf actually

>only today realised I could wet shave over the moles on my face
>have been avoiding them for years

What the HECK am I like?

>>72578225
do an incline bench press but from the opposite angle of what you normally do

alternatively squats

why don't the mexicans just take planes into america?

>>72578404
no

get some slim fit chinos instead

>>72578383
is Algiers nice

dunkin donuts > krispy kremes

might petition tesco do an old switcharoo

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>A group of Americans on vacation in Cancun, Mexico were slammed by a Mexican newspaper late last week after they chanted “Build the wall!” while on a tourist ship.

http://www.theyucatantimes.com/2017/03/editorial-spring-breakers-chanting-build-that-wall-in-cancun-is-unacceptable/

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chooooooooon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcCarY7wTVk

>>72578416
Think you might be a bit of a mong mate.

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>>72578396
i bet you're thick as shit la, i mean you must be if you're so inhumanly dull that you can unironically get HOURS of enjoyment from walking around a field with middle aged fat men

>>72578481
don't even need to listen to know its shit

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me on the left

tuna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T29UH1-jSh4

>>72578437
The irishman who went to every single country on earth says it best http://www.unilad.co.uk/life/guy-whos-visited-every-country-in-the-world-reveals-his-favourite-place/

>>72578435
>slim fit chinos
deanos not welcome

funny how the capitals of tunisia and algeria are just short versions of the country's name

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>>72578512
dr craig let me introduce you to the single strongest argument against atheism

it's called "fedoraposting"

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>>72577913
prefer those really classy looking brunettes

>>72578267
Alright, will do my man

>>72578265
Today is chest day tho, last workout was back/bis/legs

>>72578494
spoken like a true pleb

back to your sterile room of closeted roidmonkeys you go

>>72577913
have a thing for redheads with pale skin

>>72578644
what kind of thing

>>72578526
>That was the reason why Johnny Ward chose Algeria and the Philippines as his favourite countries.

From the perspective of a tourist, maybe. Not from the perspective of someone living their full-time.

Also he must have gone through a lot of those countries super quickly (1-2 days) and didn't actually get a full perspective on them.

might go subway for tea

the planets must have alligned for it to be not raining, have spare cash, and I've not eaten at all today

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>>72578622
Post pics of gainz.
Pic related is the perfectly calibrated war machine that my body is becoming once again after an eight months break from the gym

>>72578623
you are literally mentally subnormal, virgin

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>lifting is for fags, idk why people do it

New thread >>72578674

>>72578674

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>dr craig let me introduce you to the single strongest argument against atheism

>it's called "fedoraposting"

>>72578622
Tbh I'd recommend doing twice as much back work as pushing and chest. Your lats are the largest muscle on your upper body for a reason.

Good luck bro

>>72578288
I'm a scratch golfer and I workout every other day.

I just enjoy exercise.

>>72578691
better than you, grunt
>>72578697
>i-if you don't GO GYM you must be fat

the things gymnogs tell themselves

>>72578676
>From the perspective of a tourist, maybe. Not from the perspective of someone living their full-time.
Yes certainly

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who was best Ruby

badminton and tennis is enough to have a ideal body

l'badmintone and l'tennise is l'enough for l'bodoui perfecte

>>72578526
>Guinea! I had to leave Liberia when a new Ebola case broke out and to get there is supposedly 18 hours in a rickety bus but in reality it takes about 70 hours and U sleep on the side of the dirt road, instead I took the back of a 16 year old guys motorbike, 16 hours through the jungle off road, insane. When I got there then, Conakry the capital was a bit rough around the edges so when I tried to leave, there was a prison break and the entire prison population were roaming the streets and I couldn’t leave!
imagine living here

falconry and speed-walking is enough to have a ideal body

>>72578812
exactly made
le badminton et le tennis suffit à obtenir un très beau corps

>You're what the french call les incompetent
what did she mean by this?

>>72578727
>>i-if you don't GO GYM you must be fat
post your physique then x

>>72578892
>basing your worth on how your body looks
You're a literal woman mate, few times a week is enough, don't obsess about it. now I'm off to the pub to drink lots of beer, eat a fry and have fun

Howling at you

fink youre a big boy cos you go gym