What the fuck are these eyes, I've never seen anything like this before (edition)
>>72567798
this is true, stuff like TORtanic and the Zimmerman Trials were way more fun than shite like Longcat or the Chanology. But /pol/ literally inviting Reddit here en masse was the worst thing to ever happen to this site.
first for never having had sex
doing a spring clean
she's squinting you spastic
>>72567953
delete this
>>72567954
me2
>>72567953
bit like /brit/ inviting /b/ here to defeat /swe/
Why do Brits always end their sentences with "lads"?
It's so redundant
>>72567953
reddit has been here since before pol got them over
/r/4chan was the worst thing to ever happen to this website
>>72567953
Redditors are smarter on average and have better debate
Found myself a thai muslimfu gf tbqh
>>72567990
never used l*ds before in my life
>>72567990
they want to be irish
Why do Finns always end their sentences with "redundant"?
It's so
>>72567855
The first time I came to /int/ there happened to be a post limit sized best of /int/ thread up (I have not seen one since) which allowed me to learn the common sentiments toward each country and assimilate very quickly. Stayed because Australian's rep for shitposting means I don't have to think my posts through
this finnish cunt is pissing me off lads
>>72568017
ive never heard an irish person irl say lads, i hear plenty of people from the south east of england saying it
Doing a listen of an audio book lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDOPHZC936c
need to ride a willy
>>72568007
nah i've been on it enough to know they're mostly a left wing version of here. They just put more effort into phrasing their opinions
>>72568000
I've seen tonnes of threads on /pol/ where they organise setting up /pol/ groups on other sites, and they openly shill this place pretty much everywhere. I know it's usually newfags from the_donald doing it but it's literally destroying their board and that shit spreads since it's the largest on the site now.
>>72568041
literally always said
>>72567990
>Not finishing setences with lads
I think this guy should Finnish talking shit and GTFO THE FUCK OUT of this thread, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-r7YmQi85E
>they want to be irish
>an irishman typed this incredulous statement on /brit/
>>72568007
oh fuck off already
>debate
creasing
>>72568053
>London
>Please be there
P I C K B O T H
I
C
K
B
O
T
H
*loads shoutgun
RIGHT
*unloads shotgun*
Today we're going to discuss peaceful resolution
*loads shotgun*
VERSUS AGGRESSIVE TACTICS
*unloads shotgun*
and how the two can combine to form and effective negotiation strategy
*loads shotgun*
NOW DO AS I FUCKIN SAY*
*unloads shotgun*
and please hand over that (you)
>>72568068
Really not. Even their gimmicks are better than the low-effort garbage we have here. Have you seen the one about the ol' reddit switcharoo. It's has me clapping in awe every single time. Compare that to 'ah yes' or 'the northern powerhouse'. Garbage. They have more varied discussions and generally more polite and normal people. It's incomparable.
don't care
>>72568136
There is no debate at all on 4chan it's all rorkes low iq
>>72568163
why dont you fuck off there then you weird cunt
why do recruitment agencies always have qt grils
>>72568174
well then fuck off, where did you get the impression anybody wants you here?
>>72568194
to make you want to be recruited more
>>72568205
I'm trying to make /brit/ a better place for all friend
Anyone else find Tay Tay very attractive?
Does anyone else browse r/unitedkingdom ?
>>72568080
/pol/ has done that ever since the stormfags did it to /pol/
>>72568253
looks like a mtf
>Anyone else find Tay Tay very attractive?
>>72568154
This post works best if you cover it and uncover each line as you read
>>72568285
You've spent too much time on the 'chins my friend
ah yes the pretend to be Redditors and then act incredulous when people tell you to fuck off gimmick
got some uni work to do :/
>>72568253
she so famous I forget about her desu
>>72568000
the yank election made it ten times worse
is it against copyright to act out the plane sequence from the tdkr?
>>72568174
Yestersay I posted a vocaroo to get feedback on my English prinounciation, you know like what the /int/ board is supposed to be about and some chav here was like, exact quotes in fact: why are you trying to speak like us?
I mean this place is interesting, like a zoo is interesting. But certainly not a place to have normal online conversations with normal people.
Christ my poos are dreadful, it's like slop
>>72568317
women should have softer edges . no babby wants to be cradled in a sack of bones
Stop giving it (You)s you thick fucks
>>72568309
FOY
I cannot get enough of the look on normoid faces when i reveal i don't use any of the major social media sides. Blows their little minds, they cannot comprehend someone not sharing their delusions
>>72568285
nibba you gay
>>72568286
>ywn be that close to taytay
>you will never smell her nice girl smell
I envy that man
*covers my ears*
FUCK UP DUMB REDDITOR
>women should have softer edges . no babby wants to be cradled in a sack of bones
>the Algerian is back
Howling, tell us about those hookers you pay not to fuck again lad
please do not reply to the nonce thanks x
>he actually likes the idea of shagging skinny girls
bit bent that
>>72568402
FOY
>>72568090
you're just west brits desu
love how irritated these little cunts get that they can't downvote or report posts for hurting their feelings here
>>72568421
you shouldn't encourage him
>>72568456
It's alright desu. Skinny girls are better to look at but thicc is much better in bed
>>72568456
This. If you don't shag fat guys you're pretty much a bender.
>alri.jpg
I'm a bilingual, bisexual, Reddit crossposting, radical centrist Canadian. Do I care what you runts think of me? Psshhh. No can do, too busy enjoying my life.
>>72568285
thats what i like about her
land of the english
>'dora143.jpg
>>72568482
wouldn't shagging a skinny girl be like fucking a xylophone though
>It's alright desu. Skinny girls are better to look at but thicc is much better in bed
>>72568480
>report posts for hurting their feelings
Wait, we can't do that? Says who?
wew
>>72568521
Nah it's alright, they always have something on their hips and thighs anyway but feeling a thicc girls legs wrap round your waste in great. Plus the cuddling after is far better. Only thing about skinny girls is they make you feel like a big strong man because you're noticeably larger in every way
>>72568482
ah yes im sure you have so much experience
>>72568400
t. oblivious normie
>>72568565
>wrap round your waste
Fucksake
i could never cheat in a relationship
that would require two people finding me attractive
has hat posting evolved this much anywhere else? the you denying, coupled with not even putting the post number in the reply and copy and pasting word for word what is said is a VERY interesting form of meming desu
where can I find a girl like this lads
>>72568557
looks like a mtf
>>72568459
>>72568379
It seems my posts are causing some controversy
>>72568583
Stop being so insecure. Billions of people have sex you saddo, it's hardly a make-believe superpower
>>72568480
Maybe not but i can reply negatively and show everyone what a fool you are
>has hat posting evolved this much anywhere else? the you denying, coupled with not even putting the post number in the reply and copy and pasting word for word what is said is a VERY interesting form of meming desu
>>72568608
new zealand and whales
>all these virgins bickering with each other about their imaginary sex lives
howling, mooing, cawing, GUFFAWING
be careful who you call nigger in greggs
>>72568606
paraphrased or implications hatposting is the best hatposting
>>72568636
I had a sex life, once
Foyyyyyyyyyy
>whales
>inspector tip.jpg
>>72568670
FOY
To all paki diaspora in this general:
What is your view on current state UK? Are you happy with it or not?
Do you do something to change the situation?
Do you have Brit gfs? How are they?
Do you plan to marry them?
>>72568253
i would have sex with her if she asked tbqh
>>72568642
turn your proxy off croatia
>>72568007
Nice troll. On Reddit there are ghetto opinions because of the up and downvotes. There is no debate.
>thistle
>rose
>shamrock
>A FUCKING LEEK
Bored out my fucking nut at work lads
>>72568607
go get "surprised" by a ladyboy
>>72568636
>Guffawing
I like that mate, I really do.
Have a (You)
>26°C
FOY
>>72568684
made a pizza
hard to believe how much of our precious energies we invest into this obscure chatroom
>>72568719
Newcunt
>>72568670
oops
*deletes my post in embarrassment*
i hope that i can turn back the time to make it all alright. all alright for us. i promise to build a new world for us too with you in the middle
>>72568642
did a light chuckle
schotland
>>72568742
Trolled hard :D
wish someone would inspect my willy's tip
Have a lecturer who unironically wears a fedora, but he's a top lad so I let him off for it
>>72568642
looks like a mtf
FUCK the altright!
>>72568731
post black qts RIGHT now or i will knock it out your hands
sco'land
>>72568767
couldn't even use the eyedropper to get the colour right you RUNT
>>72568800
good eye, it is
Running for director of the medics' sketch show so I've got to make a (funny) presentation in front of 600 odd people
Fuck my life
when was the last time this board had any decent OC
>>72568828
when I invented Ah yes posting
hate life
>>72568827
>director of the medics' sketch show
wat
Manlets BTFO
>>72568818
It is not as simple as that you TWIT, I think you will find it is a COMBINATION you COD
>>72568854
>(1.55 MB, 1080x1339)
Shan't be opening this image
I wish British tourists would just stay the fuck away from Helsinki. Hate seeing them.
scotland too
>>72568828
when those two handsome Australian lads were posting about quite ebulliently with sparkling smiles and sharp wits to match
>>72568897
>anyone going to finland
ppfffhffhfhfhahahaa
whats the male version of a 'basic bitch' cause thats me
have literally nothing to talk about
>>72568897
Can't imagine many people even know Finland exists desu
>>72568807
>black qt
oxymoron
>>72568939
Boring cunt
the video of emma playing with those kittens is the most obvious example of "please stop hating me" i've ever seen
>>72568897
doubt you ever see anyone you disgusting little shut in
now gtfo back to whatever general you came from
>>72568947
Sublime post lad keep up the good work
>>72568954
Emma who?
>>72568939
Gay twat
>>72568932
We're a small country so even a small number of tourists can be annoying. Still, too many are British.
Just stay away. Hopefully no more expats either after Brexit...
>>72568897
F*ck off ice n*gger.
The slippers on my feet
(I bought it)
The dressing gown I'm wearing
(I bought it)
The fleshlight i'm shagging
(I bought it)
Cause I depend on me
If I want it
The monster munch i'm eating
(I bought it)
The lucozade i'm sipping
(I bought it)
The monitor i'm using
(I bought it)
I depend on me
I depend on me
>>72568939
fuccboi?
hey guys how's it foing
>>72569012
>>72568991
bit gay of youse to have gay sex on the mind without any mention of it
>>72569012
Yankified shite, if i ever heard someone say that i outloud i wouldn't hesitate to cave their ribs in
>>72568853
Every year there's a sketch show for charity that satirizes the med school and most people come along.
The director's elected at the same time as all the positions for the medical society.
>>72569027
Nothing wrong with being gay
real yank hours who up
>Transgender rapist moved to women's prison after sex change
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39337805
cheeky ol' bag of doughnuts
oh dear oh dear
>watching porn on the internet with friend
>find video of a group of friends all peeing on a girl
>the girl's female friends are all like "wow keep going" and "shes so hot"
>tell friend that it's crazy that this happens
>she says stuff like this happens all the time with people she know
wish I was a good looking normie
>Casually mention torrenting something
>Flatmate goes ballistic at me, says that he could get sued and pay a massive fine and makes me promise never to do it again
>>72569094
>Watching porn with a lady
She wants your willy
>>72569076
>>72569094
What the fuck
>>72569094
slag
>>72569076
smart
staying one step ahead of the game
>>72567916
my eyes look like that when in the sun desu
>>72569094
now i feel like im missing out
had a nightmare last night that i had an exam the next day and i hadn't started studying
thank fuck im neet 2bh
Ah yes, wish I had the chance to piss on a girl with a group of friends, mm yes quite regret
didn't happen
>>72569204
Kek
sitting at my desk eating my packed lunch by myself
truly this is how man was meant to live
>>72569196
But anon, the exam is every day and you continue to fail it time and time again
>>72569196
haha happened to me too before. The feeling when I woke up was of great relief and also even more dissapointment of being a neet with nothing in my life.
those cute girls you see outside ALL do stinky poos and fluffs
>>72569103
would be h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s if they send e-mail warnings to him
>anon, it says here we've got a warning for torrenting! you promised, fucking unbeliveable! let me see what it's fo-MONSTER COCK SHEMALES 13 AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU BENT FUCKING TWAT
>>72569224
they're saying spending so much of our lives using technology is having profound effects on our psyche and that the future looks grim for our collective sanity
>>72569206
did so
Doing a torrent of monster cock shemales 13
>>72569244
What's a fluff
>>72569266
good
fuck the world desu
>>72569234
99% of people fail, but at least im not wasting effort on it
>>72569273
please don't post the fascism frog here, thanks
https://youtu.be/LQYsyoN7mqw
https://youtu.be/LQYsyoN7mqw
https://youtu.be/LQYsyoN7mqw
mike skinner grime
>now gtfo back to whatever general you came from
>brits think /int/=generals
relevant pepe to the left
Sick of this sadsack Irishman
Go for a walk, shoo shoo paddy
>>72569304
That's not true at all
Listening to 'sic
rap is for children and criminals
>>72569283
a nicer word for fart
>>72569299
reckon there will be an anti-tech renaissance within my lifetime desu
>>72569344
You fucking bender, just call it a fart
>>72569273
the mind your own business attitude has completely fucked the west desu
people need to conform to certain standards
>>72569094
Obviously you're lying about the whole thing but
>she says stuff like this happens all the time with people she know
It definitely doesn't
As an aspie turned normie (and an attractive one at that), been invited to some sketchy shit and heard of some weird stuff happening but never fucking watersport orgies lmao
Ah yes, forgot that 99% of people don't have a job and leech money in the same way as the migrants the rorkes complain about
ukhh>grime>ushh>"rap"
>>72569255
>Torrenting porn
Great bait
>>72569343
>rap
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzSUgOmP66Q
>>72569380
There;s some stuff you can legitimately only get through torrents
rap is for under-18s
this site is for over-18s
>>72569273
why do trans people visualise themselves as children
>girl has "As long as you're taller than me and like dogs we're good" in her bio
>am taller (6'3" vs 5'10")
>do like dogs (in multiple pics)
>swipe right
>not a match
LYING FUCKING CUNT
>>72569346
its already started brother
>the mind your own business attitude has completely fucked the west desu
>people need to conform to certain standards
>>72569403
Mentally unstable
>>72569327
delusion
>>72569412
>6'3"
sure mate
stop posting black people music
>>72569364
expect no less from the country where all abortions are illegal
Reminder that these two
>>72569364
>>72569425
Are actually the same person
>>72569472
actually abortions are legal if the mothers life is at risk
the lefties just hide that fact
>>72569472
Abortion is murder you abo cunt
>>72569482
Incorrect
don't know why actors would choose tv over film
doing the same character for years would be boring af
>>72569482
>>72569511
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Savita_Halappanavar
Fuck off Seamus
Music containing black urban vocalisation is for non-adults and felons
>>72569516
Murder is fine here
>>72569521
>>72569531
Samefag
>>72569511
her life'll be at risk from the townsfolk if she does get one
>phone autocorrects question marks to exclamation marks
>just sent my dealer "do you sell per pill! how much per pill!"
must come across like some right autist
>>72569567
>Having a dealer
Fuck off degenerate
>>72569587
>not buying study drugs
alri mongo
>>72569535
firstly who cares about nonwhites
secondly the problem was the doctors misdiagnosed her. It even says it on the report on that wiki page
only just found out martin mcguinness has died
how is liz outliving all these people
>>72569567
>Autocorrect turned on in 2017
Fuck off degenerate
wish mother would have murdered me
>Look up the Rockefeller family
>Turns out they're Protestants and Baptists, not Jewish
what the fuck
*bangs on door loudly*
THIS IS THE SEX POLICE. YOU ARE SURROUNDED. COME OUT WITH YOUR STIFFIES UP.
>>72569629
>>72569607
They're pretty much quintessential WASPs
And I don't know why /pol/ is obsessed with them, unlike Soros
>>72569607
we have a rockefeller family too
they're not as rich though
>>72569607
>he fell of the jew meme
>>72569607
proddies and jews are two peas in the same pod desu
>>72569600
The fact remains that had she been treated in Britain she would probably be alive today
>>72569607
The Eternal Anglo ruining the world is one of the final redpolls thamkfully most Irish were born with it
>>72569607
you've mixed them up with the Rothschilds
>>72569658
Fantastic post
Started noticing the amount of new cars on the roads these days and loads of neighbours getting work done on their houses
Recession? Celtic Tiger is back baby!
>>72569603
Satanic rituals, organ donations and child's blood
>>72569655
be thankful the doctors fucked up before she had 10 more foreign kids lad
>>72569640
twat
Once got 50 (You)s on /pol/ when somebody made a thread asking who the major banking families before the Rothschilds were and I said the Rothsparents
Yanks will really eat up any old terrible joke as long as it comes from a British flag
Doing an inhuman poo
>>72569690
i don't think so
our version of black guys is polynesians though and they're mostly fat instead of built
>>72569702
That is genuinely funny though
Fish and chips m8
>>72569702
>>72569728
point proven
>>72569702
like Doctor Who and Monty Python
find judgemental christian potatororkes quite funny desu, living like it was 1900 on their cold backwards island
Can literally add a random girl on snapchat and if her replies are open (they don't have to add you back for you to send them snaps), get her number within 3 replies
I am an actual master (being attractive definitely helps)
>>72569752
>christian
nope
>>72569759
literally do not think i could give less of a shit in all honesty
>>72569768
Rasheed
pretty sure i could heem everyone here without too much problem
>>72569702
/pol/ didn't only invite tens of thousands of redditors into 4chan- the redditors they brought in were all braindead trump-loving hicks and midwest / rust belt American runts, as well as a lotttt of underage
>>72569768
no wonder Jakubs are stealing your lasses
>>72569792
Post fucking machines
back som so-called work
>>72569792
>tfw no Israeli operator gf
post on /r/fuckthealtright is getting some SERIOUS karma lads
hate pretty girls why won't they lower their standards?
business idea: delete every board except /b/ for april fools
/brit/ is downhill from here
>>72568154
underrated
>>72569835
ugly cunt
theyre not funny and only redditors think otherwise
business idea: redirect /pol/ to /r/the_donald for april fools but never fix it
this sore gash in my cheek is very painful
ecstasy is nice and all but fuck, chewing the inside of my mouth to bits is not worth the high
>>72569839
wew imagine every board on the site trying to use the same board at once
might be a good laugh for a few hours
>>72569878
Ethan is an unfunny cuck but Hila is a top tier patrician waifu
>>72569880
great idea desu
*teleports behind you*
business idea: if you posted on /pol/ in match you can only post on /pol/ on april fools but it lasts forever
>>72569886
chew gum moran
business idea: take some phrases from a general on /int/ that are gaining popularity across the whole site and wordfilter them, and never undo it
he's en route to my flat rn
>>72569920
I did
My teeth are just uncontrollable
Why didn't anyone invent the hidden blade from Assassin's Creed? Seems like a great thing to have 2000 years ago
is cities: skylines worth 13 dollars
>>72569784
no
I don't follow any (((abrahamic))) religions
>>72569937
how? you could literally just put a knife in your pocket for the exact same effect
>>72569940
>dollars
FOY
>>72569957
weird how literally everything wrong with the world can be traced to jews
>>72569940
foy
>>72569940
stop doing games
>>72569835
could comfortably heem her with minimal backlift
>>72569966
People can search your pockets, plus you'll need a sheathe. All that takes time when you're trying to kill someone, then you have to hide the blade from the police. Better to have it hidden away where no one would suspect it
>>72569957
did you celebrate the vernal equinox at Stonehenge yesterday
... White people? WHITE PEOPLE?
FUCK white people
>>72570029
>(((Goldstein)))
Ah yes
business idea: add rothschild as a middle name on resumes
>>72570002
>On March 24, 2008, in the Tel Rumeida neighborhood of Hebron, Abdel Fattah al-Sharif, a Palestinian assailant who stabbed an Israeli soldier, was shot, wounded and "neutralized",[1] then was shot again, in the head, and killed a few minutes later, as he lay wounded on the ground by Hila Hakmon, an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier. Hila was arrested and the Israeli Military Police opened an investigation against her for murder, however no charges were pursued.[2]
You'd be dead in seconds mate
>>72570068
it's a copyrighted name
Never forget the October Criminals of 2015 who betrayed /brit/ and stole our language culture.
Weebs and animenonces are our eternal enemies for their pushing of the wordfilters
>>72570069
nah m8 she'd be spark out with one punch
*enters thread towering above all your heads*
>>72570094
This desu senpai
>>72570088
implausible
>>72570068
Additional business idea: add "-Rothschild" to your last name by deed poll
>>72570094
desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
>>72570137
>robert bob[slav]
heh
>>72570137
Reminded me of one of these things
business idea: add -Rothschild-Bogdanoff to my last name by deed poll
>>72570094
People fought back against removing (you) and it happened
Its a shame such a backlash never happened for desu baka and cuck
It was /a/ and /v/ autist who reeeed so hard wordfilters were put in
>>72570094
it weird they never turned them off
nobody post until the new thread to maximize (you) potential
>When he was a pre-teen, Bobroczky began to experience a dramatic swell of growth, and had already surpassed the height of his father, 7-foot-1-inch former basketball player Zsiga, by 12 years-old. He has been the subject of medical studies nearly his entire life, leading to the prevailing opinion Bobroczky's frame is a result of genetics, not hormonal imbalance.
>>72570220
>cuck
clearly isn't filtered since it's in your post you potato mong. wish it was filtered though tbph, it's a shit word.
>>72570270
Newcunt, it was filtered until a few months ago
>>72570164
whoever drew that is a fucking shite artist