old memes edition
>>72516397
>>72516397
>>72516397
>>72516397
New
the golden age of /cum/
Reminder that faggots have strayed from God's light and should suffer the consequences of their actions
>>72516436
No it wasn't, that was when the swedish dyke infested our beloved /cum/
This is a yummy burger
the gf
>>72516481
gas yourself
;_;
>>72516403
some know me as the white iverson
>>72516468
"""""she""""" ended up being a tranny
>This thread will falter into low quality anime posts and midwestern insecurities.
>>72516509
>a tranny who loved muslims and islam
wat
>>72516520
>>72516472
>Got a big enough joint Rick?
>>72516534
s(he) lived in >Sweden
Imagine a thread so shitty people reminisced about posters and events that happened less than two years ago
>spent $12 microtransactions in a mobile game
I feel like a good goiym now and it doesn't feel good
>>72516540
Those are some weird puppers there
>>72516564
absolutely cuckold
>>72516563
feels like a decade
Monopoly is honestly an awful board game.
If you don't play chess and follow competitive chess, you might as well neck yourself.
Wanna be invited to my party?
>>72516581
Monopoly is the thinking mans game
What a shitty thread
*reports it*
>>72516606
that was a mistake
I wish I was an American girl.
Post Choons
good night
what a great haircut
>>72516646
Did anyone actually ever watch Life of a Teenage Robot?
>>72516646
fug im dumb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ArzXH15jq0
>>72516657
>sleeping @ 10pm
did mommy tell you to get off the computer? hahahahahhahaha
WTF Tillerson backs down on China too. How do the chinks keep getting away with this?
>>72516639
I'd fuck you if you were
>>72516675
I have to be up at 5:30 tomorrow
>>72516646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62EmHhZSjEI
>>72516676
By having the United States fuck its own ass.
>>72516639
we all do
one two three four your mother is such a whore
is watching mre reviews autistic?
I've only had a couple of drinks
Today
>>72516665
It was okay I guess
Don't remember much about it beyond it kept me entertained
>>72516709
1 word, alarmclock
I think it would be harder to explain the ASMR videos I watch than it would be to explain the porn I watch to my family.
Seriously hope nobody finds out I listen to this stuff
>>72516754
Maybe
>>72516768
elaborate
My ASMR is the sound of jews getting gassed to death
go to sleep
>>72516778
whats so special about those ASMR vids? what do they do?
Alright, I am shutting down my computer and going to bed right now
>>72516810
ok goodnight friends<3
>>72516819
They help slow down my mind and make me feel warm and fuzzy so I can fall asleep easier.
>>72516805
t. czech republic
Kinda just want to spend the rest of the day recreationally watching porn
>>72516842
I can only get the ASMR feeling from stuff irl, for some reason the videos don't do it for me. Has to happen naturally
>>72516852
you do you senpai
The only post i laugh in these threads are my own posts.
You are all awful posters
>>72516862
Could be your headphones, or maybe it's just not for you.
>>72516891
It's just really weird, and the whispering is more unsettling than anything
@72516885
I know right, everyone here sucks
>>72516403
African scientists have proven with magnets that it's actually the US.
The US invented homosexuality and is trying to spread it by lacing chicken and grape juice with the homo-virus.
They have also expanded their ventures and invest in Japanese trap propaganda cartoons drawn by chink virgins who've never sucked a cunt.
>>72516932
fuck off
>>72516932
fuck off
ASMR is such an autistic thing i swear.
I honestly cant believe i spend my time with you guys.
>>72516842
That sounds amazing, i have trouble sleeping sometimes and would like to try it out, have any good videos? I also have a shitty pair of Turte Beaches that still work good too if that helps.
literally lying in bed rn
>>72516885
I only laugh when I post something
>>72516956
>anything I dont like is autistic
Found the actual sperg
>>72516907
Yeah I don't care for the women who think ASMR is them talking about their stupid lives or roleplaying as some dumb shit. I mostly stick with scratching, tapping and clicking noises.
>>72516937
>>72516954
Furthermore, they have exported goats poisoned with sexually transmitted homo-viruses to the MeNa region.
This caused major uproar in major middle eastern red light districts ((halal))
Can I visit America and walk around the ghetto sightseeing or would that be a problem?
>>72516977
Hoe le shit litrally me XD
>>72517024
Why would you be sightseeing in a ghetto
>>72517024
reminds me of Dublin
>>72516541
>>72516726
Maybe you should stop doing that?
https://youtu.be/4GBDy99SjDY
>>72516966
If it works for you at all you'll probably have to look around and find what you like because it's different for everybody.
Some ones that I enjoy (my preferences change regularly):
https://youtu.be/OYvamlVb98s
https://youtu.be/ZCL6B_jNwtY
https://youtu.be/fqcTYzMHyXE
https://youtu.be/jbvxlvvrLuU
There's also shit like this but it has the side effect of sometimes making my dick hard:
https://youtu.be/xt3TYfea4Ps
Anyway I'm going to bed now, later gators
ducks to the sweet 16 my boys
>I forgot to buy my favorite doughnuts while they were in stock
>>72517050
I want to see what its like, would renting a car be best?
>>72517062
In Ireland the government builds new housing for the ghetto monkeys all the time, you would probably be fine here during the daytime.
Its nothing like America with square miles of rotting shitshacks
>>72517070
NHL playoffs are right around the corner buds cant wait
>paddys gonna get mugged by a nigger or a tweaker
>>72517132
>go to my favorite BBQ place
>LOL WE RAN OUT OF BRISKET
mormon gfs
>>72517156
How about instead you just don't go to a ghetto you dumbdumb
Wish there was a /cum/ thread on /pol/
>>72517206
Stop getting excited you stupid piece of shit. Everything is absolutely terrible. Can't you see?
starting to become a neet again.
>>72517214
Its ok I brought a whistle
>>72517233
But I wanna see it, how bad is it? Why do you think people become combat photographers and stuff
>>72517236
>parents are fat
>they're complaining about it
>tell them to stop eating carbs, sugars, and fake sugar like diet coke
>they get mad and decide to go on a vegan diet instead
>>72517236
So it can be even shittier?
>land of ire
>happiest country in the world
hmmmm
>>72517241
meh
I should try it out 2bh, the /pol/der and /brit/pol threads are leagues better than their equivalents here at least
>>72517276
>Patrick
>>72517264
It's pretty bad
You being a foreigner makes your chances of getting mugged go up exponentially though
how do canadians and mexicans feel about basketball?
>>72517269
My parent went on a diet like that but they ruin it by eating junk in """moderation""" (mostly just my mother)
>>72517231
amish gfs
>>72517332
you mean ape hoop?
>>72517365
corn jews
>>72517332
boring as fuck, all the raptors fans here are either Toronto niggers or bandwagoners when they go to playoffs
>>72517332
nobody cares except for when the raptors are in the finals
>>72517383
According to a documentary I saw, they also work in construction nowadays
>>72517335
exactly what they're going to do
honestly don't care if they want to call themselves vegan as long as their diet is mostly protein and fats not sugars and carbs.
>>72517322
I was hoping it might make them go down but I suppose that was wishful thinking. I grew up in a ghetto in Dublin and know when to run.
I have a bit of money and would like to visit America but only the seedy shitty part of America interests me, I dont want to look at some gay surburbs.
>>72517421
>I grew up in a ghetto in Dublin
>Dublin
>>72517444
Dublin is a shithole, most of the people living here have aids and guns
Americans don't belong on /int/ and should all be rangebanned
>tfw you realize there are likely people IN THIS THREAD whomst eat pie for breakfast
>>72517513
>aids and guns
doesn't sound half bad
Test
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radio_Free_Albemuth
>In addition to this, he is associated with a right-wing populist movement called "Friends of the American People" (FAPers).
kek'd every time throughout the book
*destroys the internet*
College is FUCKED
headin to IHOP tomorrow with el giffle
>IHOP
>not OPH
IHOP kinda sucks....
>>72517630
why
eating potato salad i forgot i had buds
I want some Tim bits tbqh
>>72517579
You walk into the wrong place at night and they will swarm you out of nowhere, kick the shit out of you, rob you, and then stab you with an aids blood filled syringe just to be extra evil since they were all abused as children. I've seen it happen to women before and I thank god every day I was not born a woman.
What do class as being "all bad"?
waffle house >> ihop
how often do shithead teenagers mess with your fast food
>>72517760
i never cleaned my inner foreskin so I could rub the smegma on burgers ordered by nerds like you
>>72517525
Naw, it's Japan, now
>>72517820
gas yourself nigger
>>72517841
t. choi heong-byun
>>72517867
I meant "nah"
>>72517760
worked at an A&W as a teen, we wuz pretty gud about everything
would even make niggaz grilled cheese if they wanted
>>72517760
I asked for cheeseburger from McDonalds once and they put the cheese on top of the top bun
>>72517269
I hate having autistic parents
>Want to pick up a pizza
>Pizza place is like 10 minutes walking distance
>Dad offers to walk to pick one up
>Mom drives to get it instead
>Comes home and complains about having to pick it up
>Tell her that no one forced her to go
>She says we practically did
>I said dad could've just walked to get it
>She says it's dangerous and he can get murdered in an instant
>In broad fucking daylight
>Uses me driving to work (also walking distance away) as an argument
>Tell her I walked to work just last week
>She stops talking and just continues being pissy
I need my own place
>>72517925
>>72517880
It matters not, you have been exposed as a Korean hiding behind a French proxy to shitpost
>>72517999
At least I'm not fat.
why do I keep fucking up in school?
>been drinking so i can't abuse muh benadryl to hallucinate spiders
hmmm
>>72518022
skool is 4 foolz
ay lemme axe u sumthin senpai
>>72518062
Literally me today
Although I'd say it's more like mosquitos than spiders
How much benadryl do you usually take?
>>72517999
sheckt
>>72518105
baka
I'm in it
>American rock
>>72518110
haven't done it yet, but have 60 tablets of 25mg whatevermachuck hydrochloride
>>72518283
...?
>>72518283
>mexican humor
Why do they wait until so called holocaust perpetrators are in their 80s-90s before they bring them to trial?
Its not like they can't find them, there men have been living openly and under their real names for decades.
>>72518354
>>72518363
>responding to a Facebook tier post
You're encouraging it.
if kinder surprise is illegal in the states shouldnt fortune cookies be illegal too?
>>72518432
How can you choke on a piece of paper that dissolves in saliva
blogpost time
>in class early waiting for next class to get out of the room
>teacher is some qt late 20s early 30s max
>few students are lined up to talk to her about some project or something
>shes talking to a black chad, being totally professional-flirty.
>literally telling him to call her at this exact time so they can talk more
>blacked shit
>next kid is a normal looking white kid, seems perked up because of all the enthusiasm the teacher had before
>asked a few questions, teacher was totally blasé "yeah, yeah that works. ok. yeah, bye"
>>72518455
Are you dumb?
Treated paper doesn't dissolve in any reasonable amount of time.
Try eating a strip of A4 right now, you will have to chew a lot.
(don't do this though, it's horrible for your digestive tract)
why dont europeans like peanut butter?
>>72518489
Please look at the size of a fortune from a fortune cookie and then try to choke on it
>>72518494
Because they're losers
Maybe the reason they wait until these men are so old is so that they can't provide an adequate defense at such an advanced age.
They're scared that someone will speak the truth in court, instead of just accept a guilty verdict because their old and or senile.
They got away with the kangaroo court of Nuremberg but now they have to wait until everyone is too old to speak the truth, but still alive so they can be used as propaganda piece to remind everyone to feel guilty about the "six million."
told the gf i was going to bed so i can shitpost in peace
>>72518585
That's kinda mean!
Usually when I say I'm going to bed I'm still up chatting with my bf
have jammed a pen in my annoying fan to stop it from spinning and therefore making noise
shall switch it out in the morning
>>72518521
An American could absolutely choke on this.
>>72518621
This post made me angry
I'm not saying Hitler was a great guy, I'm just saying I'm skeptical of the Soviet post war "truths," especially considering the Holocaust didn't really become this large until the 1950s, even in the US.
>>72518639
>american choking on a good fortune
sounds like a good canadian fortune tbqh
>>72518644
why so senpai
>>72518639
You underestimate the girth of our esophaguses
>>72518679
Why didn't you just turn it off or unplug it?
Did all the autists leave?
>>72518690
unplugging things while the compy is live is dangerous anon
and it has no turn off option
>>72518608
>Usually when I say I'm going to bed I'm still up chatting with my bf
>bf
you see that's where we're different
>>72518695
yea
>>72518695
no
>>72518711
How shitty is your wiring that unplugging something while your computer is running is dangerous?
Where the hell do you live?
>>72518727
Uhh
U mayd gey broh
*blocks your path*
>>72518736
you wish. we all know you thirst for my dick
>>72518747
Wow you're so funny hahaha
>>72518432
>some
>>72518432
>>72518455
>>72518455
>>72518489
>>72518489
>>72518494
>>72518494
my understanding was it's because the FDA doesnt allowed non food to be inside of food
>>72518747
>dick
stopped reading there
>>72518738
*politely tells you to fuck off*
>>72518736
anon that's live electricity
i don't like to do it after i fried a SATA drive trying to plug and play it
I mean there is no way our government would tell lies about other country's weapons of mass destruction, surveillance policies, terrorist attacks, what foreign groups we fund, or historical events, right?
>>72518811
Remember yesterday when you said you lost a lot of respect for me over Biden memes
Why did you have any to begin with?
>>72518823
>Canadian electricians
How do you get a comfy IT desk job
>>72518849
we just got it 12 years ago
give us a chance
>>72518871
lie on your application
>>72518621
short-circuit, fire
I probably won't get a (You)
>>72518871
know someone on the inside who can confirm it is a comfy IT job, and who can also get you the job
>>72518849
Love this character design.
>>72518894
no chance of a short circuit, have it between a blade and the casing lad
took it out for a few minutes but fan is buzzing again
my inner thighs have been itching chronically for several weeks now
what do?
>>72518871
what do you mean comfy?
I heard ennui is what kills the government people with jobs without any pressure
>>72516403
>>72516436
Where is he now?
>>72516534
Yes actually
>>72518913
are you fat? if they rub together it could be a friction rash
>>72518910
have you thought about maybe cleaning it while you have it stopped
>>72516545
LMM was a janny?
>>72518894
>>72518894
>>72518894
>>72518894
>>72518894
>>72518894
>>72518934
it actually was working fine till i took my compy outside and blew out all the dust
>>72518910
oh btw my tower has been making a weird fan sound, like one fan is trying to start at boot time, but can't.
Got me worried, the 1st few years.
>>72518939
*bullies Paha Sapa so hard that he makes a 6 minute rant at me*
*only listen to 30 seconds of it*
Psssshhhh...
>Already want to go camping
>It's gonna snow on Tuesday
Shouldawouldacoulda
>>72518899
no friends :(
>>72518885
about experience?
>>72518914
just low stress and decent pay. I cant really figure out what I want to do with my life and college stresses me which makes it harder to figure out. I want something that will let me float for a few years (40-45k salary) until I can decide on what I actually want to do.
*gets up from my bed to look at my old /cum/ meme folder*
>>72519006
>>72518990
>tfw I was going to go camping as well
>>72518849
There are reasons but I don't feel like articulating
>>72519003
everything you want is impossible without either hard work and luck, or at least an influential friend in the system to corrupt the hiring process
Hey whatever happened to that one mexican schizo who thought ags, cia, lmm, and a few other /cum/ posters were the same person?
>>72519035
ok
>>72519058
Related
So glad she (he) is finally gone
just farted into my hand and smelled it lol
Kek
>>72519058
/lat/ and twitter
>>72519016
>cumbaby
>old
no
i refuse to believe it
The great /cum/ war
I helped make this :)
cucks should be gutted like worthless swine
early /cum/ op image
it actually predates the general but it was the op of many early threads
I made this one back during the period of Midwest memes
OG
Fuck South Dakota
>>72519181
fuck north dakota while you're at it
>Fuck South Dakota
>fuck north dakota while you're at it
| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
| the holocaust is fake |
|____________|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/ づ
Some guys pic I saved from like 2015
Used to save all the pics posted in these threads when we went through our camwhore phase
>Why yes, I am a proud South Dakotan
>>72516403
>*hits bong*
>what's that yo? You got something against weed my man? It cures cancer, bitch! Get out of my face...
>*lights doobie*
>*smokes pipe*
>*wipes cheeto fingers on bob marley shirt*
Canadian girls are cute.
>>72519214
This image is false.
when /cum/ was at its peak no one talked about the midwest
canadian prairies yes, but the rise in midwest posting directly correlated to the decline in /cum/
>>72519216
>hits chillum
>ayy lamo
>watches parks and recreation
>>72519237
They age like wine.
>>72519216
>It cures cancer
>By putting four times the amount of tar in your lungs
ebin
wew lads
and yes that is a zebra 710 in there
>>72519253
Chink women all age the same no matter where they're from. And yellow fever is shameful.
>>72519267
oops didnt copy and past picture fucking jewt and his captchas
>>72519270
She's native Canadian.
>>72519292
Nice meme.
>>72519282
Is that a zebra 710 in there?
>>72519295
sorry, f-701
http://www.cultpens.com/i/q/ZB02594/zebra-f-701-stainless-steel-ballpoint-pen
always get the numbers confused
but it wont matter soon anwyay
>>72519201
>tfw posted my face here once
>you fell for the manual transmission meme
I THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUN IT HAS THE SAME FUNCTIONALITY AS AN AUTOMATIC BUT TAKES TWICE THE EFFORT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WKWZ9y-dvU
Bit gay desu.
>>72519363
>tfw I've never posted my face online outside of social networks
is this filthy frank?
finished work early
woohooo
>>72519406
These pictures make both the man and the car look obscenely tiny.
>>72519123
she's all grown up and a high school slut now
>>72519380
>manual
>hard
if you actually have someone telling how to do it it's ez. worst case just pop the clutch and nail the gas
visiting a board you never go to is like a whole different world
>>72519439
Kek, who was doing this again?
>>72519439
This is immense autism
>>72519253
Looks like a dude
>>72519439
>Asked her if she has ever watched cuck porn
>She said no
>She said yes
wish i could wish my doggos fighting over the bone i bought them ;_;
>Get an ad for Californian tourism
>Background is CGI for everything except the coasts
???
>>72517269
>tell them to stop eating carbs, sugars, and fake sugar like diet coke
nigga you didnt even make it to like hour 2 in nutrition
i love this man
>>72519631
bit gay
>>72519631
we all know about your love of men
>>72519631
He has tiny hands, might be the match for your faggy ass
*devalues rare caras*
>>72519638
>>72519648
he was probably bi in reality
i think primary colors shows this well and his descriptions of women quite are unlike most gay authors
>>72519659
he was fucking 5'1
>>72519692
Thats not rare at all.
Why is Shia Lebeef still in Tennessee?
>>72519786
Because he's a loser who threw away a lot of respect by being a stupid nigger
so who want Korean girlfriend?
>>72519836
fuck off zainichi
>>72519836
Die.
>>72519836
>Asian women
>>72519842
ecept this guy
>I wrote this
I wrote this too.
>>72519849
>>72519851
ECEPT THESE GUY!!!
i Hate USA
>>72519877
shuddup, gook
>>72519736
now it's not
>>72519836
How long does this have to last?
>>72519877
*pulls troops out of worst korea"
"let's you get conquered by best korea"
>>72519882
stop sucking your dads nigga ball because your from the hood and your parents had sex in the hood so your black and sucking
>korean """banter""""
Hey cum
>>72519888
forever
>>72519889
will not happin
What should I add to this?
>>72519940
>flat screen
>>72516397 →
>>72516397 →
>>72516397 →
>>72516397 →
New
>292 posts
>>72520013
>13 memes early
>>72519892
What did he mean by this
>>72520013
A
>>72520236
FUCKING
^^^
>not saging
A fucking american.
bon sange mes amis
DIE THREAD DIE
DIE DIE DIE
>>72520312
FUCK YOU YOU KILL STEALER
>>72520312
Ha got iem
>>72520341
Moar?
>>72520363
I have a fuckload of /int/ memes from 2014/2015
>>72520402
I fucking love these.
>>72520451
>>72520451
>>72520501
Fuck
I love these.
>waking up at 3am so you can drink more to sleep
cawfee