/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

>cum. is filled with normies

REEEEE

PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI PUDDI

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When I say GO be ready to BLOW


....


GO

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emily

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>I publish articles and I review video games, manga, and anime

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South Dakota is yummy

I shaved my pubes last night, or most of them.

I dont know why. Amazing how its already noticeably grown back after 15 hours.

One time I tried putting on make-up. I liked how deep my eyes looked. I dont know how to put on make-up. Women are magicians.

It was my mothers make up shut up

Here's my list of world famous and influential South Dakotans:
1. N/A
2. N/A
3. N/A
4. N/A
5. N/A
6. N/A
7. N/A
8. N/A
9. N/A
10. N/A

>>72493651
What does it feel like to get fucked in the ass?

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>>72493690
McGovern???

>>72493651
Shaving pubes is terrible because your crotch will itch terribly when the pubes grow back
It's better to just trim them

>>72493722
>won literally one state + DC
>couldn't even win South Irrelevanota
Epic

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>came to the US last year
>have a job, go to college, but still no friends
A thought americans were friendly or something.

>>72493738
But then you aren't silky smooth

>>72493820
LOL HE FELL FOR IT

>>72493820
Why don't you stop being an autist and talk to people if you want friends?
>>72493821
Being silky smooth is for porn stars and homosexuals.

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>>72493796
>Against Watergate cheater Nixon

If South Dakota disappeared tomorrow, nobody would notice for at least a few days.

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>>72493923
Does that mean we can secede without anyone having a problem with it?

>>72493975
Nobody is allowed to secede but your existence is wholly irrelevant.

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>Canadians try to make a video game

Why do we allow them to do this?

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>>72494000
Secession is a legal gray area

You can't just up an leave, I do think if you made it gradual and with a lot of concessions you'd be permitted to leave

Not like you wouldn't mind we left

>>72494014
When will nu-Bioware be destroyed?

Fuck me this migraine is killing me. Feel like I wanna puke but not quite there

>>72493090
To be honest it's a shame no one's doing any slow road trips on rural roads anymore. Everyone only uses interstates and tries to be at their destination as quickly as they can even when they're on fucking VACATION.

>>72493090
Good lord the 80s had some awful fashion styles.

>>72494064
>thinking any state would ever be able to peacefully leave the union

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Why does Taylor Swift hate Sweden?
https://www.google.se/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/music/2014/nov/04/taylor-swift-spotify-streaming-album-sales-snub

>>72494122
She is a conservative

>>72494092
>wanting to drive on your vacation

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>>72494107
If we're so irrelevant and worthless to the US, like you say, than why are we still here?

We're either necessary for the US in some way, OR, we're not needed and can leave

Hola

>>72494122
A better question is, why don't you hate Sweden?

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>>72494145
>shape your society around the car to the point of obsession
>but only drive when it's a dready chore, like to work
>avoid driving when it would actually be enjoyable
I'll never understand you people.

>>72494166
Why do any countries hold on to land they don't need? So other countries can't have it.

>>72494180
Because of Its god-tier base culture and Its amazing history. I also like our language

>>72494204
It's almost like there is a new generation of people every few years

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>>72494204
Then leave

>>72494178
Hola

>>72494220
If South Dakota is so irrelevant and worthless like you presume, who would want it other than Dakotans?

Face it
We're neato burritos and you're a cochino

>>72494233
Swedish culture does not exist. Swedes have no unique culture and what they think is their "culture" is hateful and racist. Sweden has always been a multicultural nation. This is why we must important more Muslims.
t. Swede on vacation

>>72494233
>sweden
>culture
>2017

pick 2

>>72494064
After you pay 60% of your corn annually to us, we would let you secede

>>72494280
South Dakota is unironically worthless though. South Dakotans have nothing to be proud of. No South Dakotan has even achieved anything that has left a lasting impact on the world, country, or even the Midwest. Being proud of being South Dakotan would be like being proud about coming in fourth in a three man race.

paleoconservatism is the answer

>>72494322
I bet this is Orange County

>>72494322
Yes absolutely

*Stops producing corn*

>>72494356
>South Dakotans have nothing to be proud of
We're not California and we're not North Dakota
That's all the pride I need

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Amerifats can you rate your states?

>>72494430
Even with all the memes, California is a thousand times better than South Dakota. And North Dakota, while irrelevant in the grand scheme of things, is better than South Dakota. You know that your state is completely irrelevant and that you have nothing to be proud of.

gotta go bowling with the senpaitachi today buds
wish me luck
at least i get a lunch out of it

just gave ur mum the ol' 1-2-inthepoo

>>72494492
Are you going to put your penis inside of her?

Paha, name literally one thing that South Dakotans can be proud of without using memes or being an unfunny ironic faggot.

>>72494429
No, I'm from Sac City
>>72494430
>South Dakota loses 80% of GDP

>>72494453
No, why?

>>72494599
Put on the city flag then desu

I want an American girlfriend, what do?

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>Damn anon whys your waifu so tight?

>>72494669

get in line with the rest of us

>>72494829
Do you want to be my qt gf, anon?

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>>72494488
How is California better than South Dakota?
How is North Dakota better than South Dakota?
Why are you so stupid silly dumb dumb butt fart?

>>72494589
That we are a hard working, honest, kind people who genuinely care about keeping a healthy balance not only in our state but in our neighbor's states, and live in a gorgeous picturesque landscape

What do Californians have to be proud of?

>>72494599
You overestimate the value of corn
People farm it because it's a safe crop that grows well here

We could just as easily switch to wheat and be fine

>>72494915

Im not a girl

>>72494937
But you could pretend to be a qt for me

>>72494918
Minnesota is best state, wouldn't mind if i was born there desu

>>72495042
that's really gay man

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>>72495042

>>72494453
Texas>power gap>everyone else

>>72494918
>How is California better than South Dakota?
Better economy
Better nature
More diverse climate
Better weather
More diverse economy
International trade hub
A major force in international culture because of Hollywood
Silicon Valley
Has several of the world's top universities
Would be one of the top 10 richest countries in the world if it was independence
>How is North Dakota better than South Dakota?
It doesn't have any Moorish faggots
>live in a gorgeous picturesque landscape
>"M-MUH BYOOTIFEL LAND!!"
Terrible argument.

>>72495162

our weather fucking sucks

fall/winter are the only good seasons

I understand being proud of being a Southerner, Texan, or New Englander but South Dakota literally has nothing to be proud of and has no unique culture to speak of.

>>72495156
Texas is so fucking overrated. Mediocre gun laws, mediocre car laws, got a bit lucky on oil so a bunch of meatheads get to drive around in lifted pickup trucks. Other than that it's largely a flat, empty prairie.

>>72495251
Nobody asked you

>>72495272
Nobody needs permission to post.

>>72495251
LITERALLY alberta

>>72495288
non-/cum/ flags aren't allowed to post here. Go suck some Syrian cock before I tell Mama Merkel that you're being Islamophobic..

i just btfo'd some cuckservative on /lit/ with my paleocon talking points but the janny 404'd the thread

feels so fucking alpha

>>72495316
fuck off nigger

>>72495316
KYS commie. This is a free board.

>>72495345
Go churn some butter, Mordechai

>>72495345
>>72495360
God bless the defenders of freedom.

>>72495223
they got mr rushmore

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>Go churn some butter, Mordechai

@72495360
>defending a G*rm
>calling me a Commie
Fuck off, Karl. G*rmans are not human.

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>>Go churn some butter, Mordechai

*commences hacking the thread*

cd..
cd..
pwd
cd ..
cd
cd code

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>>72495162
>We have better nature
>More diverse climate
>Better weather

>Terrible argument
No wonder California rates so low in IQ, you're dragging it down

>Better economy
>SD has the fastest growing economy in the US
>Over double that of California's
Hmm

>International trade hub
Cool, enjoy your minorities

>A major force in international culture because of Hollywood
Degeneracy is culture to you losers so I'm not that surprised

>Silicon Valley
PFF

>Has several of the world's top universities
I'll give you that, but they're filled to the brim with absolute fucking pansies

>Would be one of the top 10 richest countries in the world if it was independence
Neat, doesn't matter because you and the majority of Californians will never see that wealth in your lifetimes

>It doesn't have any Moorish faggots
No but it does have oilniggers

>>72495223
Ever read Little House on the Prairie?
Laura Ingalls Wilder lived up in SD for some time, you can still go out and visit her family's farm, though now it's a tourist trap

You also ever hear about Deadwood? Buffalo Bill?
This was the real deal Wild West, where you could more or less get away with killing lowlifes in vigilante justice

>>72495392
It's overrated and not really representative of our culture

>>72495536
holy shit I lost my bank account

>>72495608
Really nice non-arguments, my Moor friend. You can go on pretending that your state isn't irrelevant trash and that you have something to be proud of but you and I both know that you know deep down that South Dakota is nothing.

/ita/ is very rude

south dickota > california

>>72495687
Don't know how to respond to the fact that you have no argument to stand on?

California is a fucking cesspit just as much as South Dakota is regardless of whatever memes you want to spout about either or

>>72495694
They're Italians of course they're rude

>>72495536
nice try kid, but i'm a black hat
*reverse hacks you*

*rapid key-tapping noises*

Im in

>>72495771
Based Pennsylvania per usual

>>72495787
Gib Eastern Montana

JAAAAANNNNYY STOP THEM NOOOOOOW

>>72495784
>made a list of ways California is better than South Dakota
>"N-NUH UH THESE DON'T COUNT!"
South Dakota has literally never impacted the Midwest let alone the country. You have no semblance of unique culture, your economy is based on corn, and you're completely irrelevant to the outside world. The only arguments you have "D-DEGENERATES!! N-NOT WHITE!!" while yourself being a swarthy degenerate homosexual.

feeling the urge to play some comfy red dead redemption buds

>>72495841
no.
i'm embarrassed that little corner even borders your state

lived in south dakota before moving to california when i was a kid hmmm

pennsylvania is the mushroom capital of the world

ravalli county more like ravioli county

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>>72495887
Actually address it and show why it doesn't count instead of just spamming pseudo Molyneux dismissals to try and reconcile the fact that you have nothing of value to say

>South Dakota has literally never impacted the Midwest let alone the country
Which is why we should be allowed to leave and do our own thing but you keep saying that's a no-no despite the fact that you despise us

Quit being such a hypocrite

>>72495915
Typical Montanan bullying lol
It's not like I don't like Montana or anything lmao

todd howard, the greatest game developer of all time, was born in pennsylvania

>>72495988

uh...congrats?

>>72490486
>>72495983
>>72490486
>>72495983
post ur qt accents :33
southerners and canadians don't bother

>>72496040
you know its just neighborly love <3

>>72496049
Jeff Kaplan is better

>>72496086

I dont have an accent

>>72496040
I literally would not give a damn if your irrelevant state left the country but that will never happen. I don't despise South Dakota because that would require having an opinion on it, and thinking about South Dakota enough to form an opinion about it isn't worth the mental effort.
Your argument about "MUH FASTEST GROWING ECONOMY" means literally nothing when you start from the bottom. Your economy could be growing at quadruple the rate of California's for a very long time before you're even close.
The next two "arguments" you had were literally "D-DEGENERATES!! N-NOT WHITE," which makes no sense considering that you're both not white and a degenerate.
Your """""""argument""""""" against Silicon Valley was literally not an argument.
The next "argument" you had was saying the universities were full of sissies, which again is not an actual argument and is also ironic because, again, you literally take cocks up the ass.
>Neat, doesn't matter because you and the majority of Californians will never see that wealth in your lifetimes
That's the same for the wealth in every country around the world. You think you're going to get the money your state makes from selling corn?
>No but it does have oilniggers
Better than worthless Moors.

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>tfw the transit union is striking tomorrow
>can't fucking get to work
ABOLISH UNIONS

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>literally

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>ABOLISH UNIONS

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Just found out I'm probably autistic buds

>often smile or laugh while having a normal conversation with family and friends just because I like their company
>don't feel shame and am completely honest and blunt about everything

Apparently these are huge signs that I have autism according to people I just talked to.

>>72496086
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wTYtjT4Hnw

>>72496195
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OC0rLQbKQ5

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>"I am ethnically European"

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Dreaming of an autistic gf again buds.

Genuinely the only kind of girl I would actually want to be in a relationship with.

>would have no insecurities
>wouldnt be a slut
>would be honest
>probably have the same interests as me because im probably autistic too

A man can dream...

>South Dakotans
>white

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>>72496577
>>72496607

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>>72496598
*sigh*

>>72496727
>fat
>white

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>>72496818

when will they terraform mars so we can move there?

>>72496598
>>72496772
>tfw the media eventually normalizes female autistic people while still ostracizing male autistics

Then even autistic girls will have sex every other day and becoming lying whores.

>>72496935

if Trump keeps slashing NASA's budget, not for at least another decade

>>72496990
>Trump regularly meets with Elon Musk
>it's been said that Trump will likely fund Musk's mars colonization plan

One thing Trump is big on science-wise is space exploration. Stop eating the media dick you mindless honkey

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>drumpf wants to deport THIS

No at big fan of this dumpster guy tbqh

There should be a tindr for autistic people only

we should euthanize all autists

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>american women magazines

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>>72497394
>reduce cum's population to 0

>>72497430

actually, Id be the sole remainder

>>72497414
honestly makes me pretty sad seeing this. it encourages women to keep their distance, but I love nothing more than when women bodycheck me or grab me and shake me violently, even if it's all platonic ;_;

>>72497414
I'm almost positive they tell teenager girls to do the wrong thing on purpose. I read these in the shitter sometimes and I've seen articles telling women to give men indian burns on their penis and shit. Honestly there is nothing more disgusting than women magazines and I think it's where a huge portion of female insecurity comes from.

>>72497491
>grab me and shake me violently
how short are you lol

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>>72497456
>I chat on a board filled with autists
>I-I'm not autistic though!

>>72497542

Ive never shown symptoms of autism

ADD? sure. but not autism

>>72497527
I'm roughly LorR dwarf height, they can't really move me cause I'm bulky, but short enough that they feel empowered enough to attack

I love it desu

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>>72497585
being here at all is a symptom in of itself.

you're one of us. you cannot deny us.

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https://youtu.be/WgFHIR7lLC0

>tfw you refuse to buy the game but it has a waifu-tier autistic girl as the protag

I want to CUDDLE her

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>>72497715
That is something awfully terrible

Canada is this game a shitpost?

>>72497947
shes autistic dont BULLY her

>want to quit my job
>need the transfer not so I can get employment back home over the summer

end my life

>>72498037
iktf

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This is Mexico.

south dakota is best state in midwest

t. south dakotan

tfw want deee amm tee

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https://youtu.be/Ev3Noeh4kpg

!~~~~~~~OFFICIAL~~~~~~~~!

!~~~~~~~THREAD~~~~~~~~~!

!~~~~~~~THEME~~~~~~~~~~!

I have been to South Dakota

>>72498580
deadmau5 music makes me feel better than anime related music

>>72498474
East River or West River?

>>72498704
Where'd you go?

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>I listen to Deadmau5

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>I hate things that are popular

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUwmA3Q0_OE

>>72498886
>deadmau5
>popular

Why do euros always enjoy american garbage

>>72498785
The Badlands, Deadwood, Mount Rushmore, and some missile silos

Most of the trip was in Montana

Did you know that 38 of the US's 41 Independent Cities are in Virginia?

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https://youtu.be/bfbRXGePhfU

>it would take me hours to even have a chance of getting into this bracket
>I would climb out pretty much immediately

I don't think noobs know how lucky they are, they get to actually enjoy the game without normies speging at them for having fun.

>>72498927

india was a msitake

>>72494204
I love country roads, and I always go out of my way to drive on roads I've never been on before. I can't be bored even on a 14 hour drive if its's a way I've never gone before.

Road trips are GOAT. I love popping an adderall rot when I leave, loading up my phone with great podcastsand music playlists beforeheand, bringing a cooler full of water bottles, nuts, granola bars and treating myself to some coffee or a millkshake once in a while as I set off to drive to anywhere from the Blue Ridge Mountains or Miami or Texas or New York or to the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. I love how I can drive all day and be in a totally different climate and landscape within the same country.

>being below 99% European
>"I am white"

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Too much clickbait nowadays.

Alright so I just listened to like 30 seconds of Paha Sapa's butthurt rant and he literally thinks that tax returns are money the state gives him from them selling corn. Does he unironically believe this or does he not know that tax returns are given to you by the federal government because you paid too many taxes and they're giving you your money back?

hope my campus bookstore is still open so I dont waste 15 minutes walking to campus for nothing

>>72494453
Just gonna do the ones I've personally been to, although I know obvious shit like that California is better than Kansas.

My favorite states I've been to are North Carolina, Massachusetts, New York, Pennsylvania, Virginia, Georgia, Florida, South Carolina, Texas, Tennessee, Alaska, Washington, Connecticut and Rhode Island.

There are parts of these that are fun, but my least favorite states are Louisiana, Mississippi, and Alabama. New Orleans is cool but very ghetto, the rest of Louisiana and the Gulf Coast areas of Mississippi and Alabama are polluted, poor shotholes that are filled with oil refineries and trailer parks and are much worse versions of the Florida and Texas Gulf coast areas. The infrastructure in Louisiana looks like it hasn't been touched in 40 years.

I've never been to Northern Alabama or Mississippi, I've looked online and the end of the Appalaichian mountains that are in North Alabama look like a cool place.

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Oṃ Āḥ Hūṃ Vajra Guru Padma Siddhi Hūṃ

>>72499762
What do you need from the bookstore?

>>72500127

I need to return the books I rented for the last quarter

>won a free coffee from the coffee i bought today

buying a lottery ticket boys

>>72500401
Why is he using English instead of tongue clicks?

>>72500401

>sentient fedoras

lmao

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>>72500401
>grammar is a colonialist construct

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I want to know his workout plan

Weed free for 1 week now buds

>>72500524
flexing

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*blocks your path*
Where ya goin', globalist?

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>>72500524
alpha brain + super male vitality
now that I told you I have to kill you

>>72500551
you still gotta pay for the front carl

>>72497208
isn't ariana grande italian

>>72500524
I bet there are women who find him attractive. he's like a teddy bear.

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Let's talk fetishes, /cum/ everyone has them including me (I know it's hard to believe ;-)

1st: I want to be tied down, while a army of smurf-like elf girls go inside my body and play tug of war with my johnson

2nd I want every lady from every ethnicity fucking me at the same time

3rd I want get put inside a barrel and hurled down Niagara Falls

>>72500860
I wish I had never cut off my penis

>>72500860
Mine are extremely vanilla desu

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>Niggers are du-
http://sports.yahoo.com/news/so-apparently-shaquille-oneal-is-a-flat-earther-too-035813782.html?hl=1&noRedirect=1

>>72500860

gokkun, stealth sex, and fellatio

>>72500860
I want a woman to talk to me during sex with this voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsuSRinUnIg

>>72500949
Having your dick sucked is not a fetish.

Tell me about the dream you had last night, /cum/.

>>72500980

I never said it was a taboo fetish

>>72500997
don't remember

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>>72500934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuwjWZV8EA0

>>72500860
I want a group of 7 foot tall amazon women to corner me in an alley late at night in the winter and strip my clothes off and beat me to death with iron bars and leave me to die of internal bleeding and hypothermia

>>72500997
I vaguely remember it being bad. Like something was destroyed. Something about a hard drive...?

>>72500997
Told my oneitis I loved her
Haha only in my dreams :^)

>>72500997
I had a dream that I forgot to go to my English class for a month straight. I keep getting the same dream over and over.

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>>72500934
baffling

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>>72493090
fucking rude. don't hate the state, hate that one homo

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omg this is so cute I love shitty anime nintendo games now

really dont want to go to work

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>tfw my oneitis is my gf
Feels good

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>>72501269
Come on anon! Don't go to work! Dance with me!

>>72501308
I'm gonna be sick desu

>>72501297
fuck you

>>72501269
How I felt yesterday
Good thing I got that shit over with and have 3 days off now

*cums in your gf's snatch*
oops haha

>>72500401
>literally no one but Europeans had grammatical rules

is he an sjw or a whigger nationalist?

I have come to realize I will never ever finish my shitty web programming assignment

>>72501308
I hate this plastic bitch

i got real shit to stress about girl
i aint worried bout shit
remember that i tried to build ya
now i aint worried bout shit

>>72501388
He's a light skinned nigga, my blind friend.

>>72501374

what gf?

???

>Lost 25 pounds
>No longer fat
>Can hate fat people now
Feels good man!

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Good morning lads

>>72501555
Can I hate fat people too if I'm skinnyfat?

a girl touched my penis last night buds

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>80 F
>27 C
>300 K

>commie units

>>72501692
a girl i am touching my penis right now

>>72501297
congrats bud

>tfw no jap gf to constantly make JoJo references with

>>72501633
yes

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>be last month
>visit the usa
>people notice i'm european
>"hey man, where are you from?"
>"the Netherlands"
>"OH cool, so am I!"
>"Ah gek zeg dat dan meteen, waar kom je vandaan?"
>and then that fucker looks at me confused


You guys are a joke
MUH heritage isnt a meme

>>72501845
Can you speak Moroccan Arabic or are you more of a Berber kind of guy?

desu

is this still filtered

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I hate being special

>>72501936
Does Achterhoeks also count?

>>72502093
You're not special.

>>72502093
i hate being spacial

¢u¢k

>>72502156
nobody thinks the same way as I do, everyone thinks I'm stupid

>>72502243
>Namefag
>Not stupid
pick one

>>72502379
Both

Been sleeping with my 19 year old mtf son for the last few months. No regrets.

If I had a daughter, I'd make her look sexy

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I'm a cuck and I'm proud of it

>>72502727
Hey Iroquois

need a gf(f)

Who less than 4% native American here?

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>>72502748
Hey Ralph

Won't be posting outside of /cum/ again anytime soon

>>72502821
Only my haplogroup gives me any relation to the filthy natives.

>>72502888
I like Tennessee because of their American whisky bootlegging and gun laws

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>>72502821
My ancestors kept the bloodline pure by any means necessary

Prove you aren't gay by sucking my dick right now

All the nerds in highschool are subs now

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Where's a good place in NA for a holiday? Thinking of driving up to Alaska this summer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8TfRjHENuU

Who r/LateStageCapitalism here?

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>>72503226
CALI BABY WEST COAST BEST COAST 4 LIFE BABY

>>72503226
come to montana
you can cross into here through glacier

Cali is bretty gud for a vsit

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>asked a girl on a date
>thought I was underage
>said I was 21
>kept toying with me
>finally agreed to date over coffee this week
really made me mad afterwards

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Another /dixie/ general when?

>>72503312
>Reddit
Kys yourself

>>72503211
>was a jock and a nerd
>im a switch now

it all makes sense

>>72503322
there were tacopeople everywhere

>>72503322
Unironically considered this, but I think it's too warm for me. Can barely handle above 80F tbqh. If I end up going I may just rent a car and do the whole west coast since driving is GOAT.

>>72503355
Ye Montana is pretty based. Anything in particular worth checking out?

>>72503372
She's sucking my dick right now LMAO mad cuck?

It feels good to be a winner

Do I have a chance at having a gf if I still live with my mom and don't make much money? Is that socially acceptable yet?

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Absolute madman

>>72503445
little bighorn battlefield

>>72503526

no

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>his wardrobe consists of sweaters, long sleeve shirts, and jeans

>>72503560
srsly?

>>72503526
depends where you live and how old you are
it's fine if you're in college

>>72502957
I like the Iroquois for their tenacity.

>>72503652
I like Tennessee but I also like Kentucky a bit more because they make much better bourbon

What is there to do in the midwest?

spoke with my own reflection for around 1 hour last night. it said nothing interesting that I haven't already thought of before.

>>72503776
rye is better than bourbon on almost all accounts

>>72503852

worship corn and have sex with cows

>>72503870
The midwest seems very boring.

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>>72504075
NANI???

>>72504075
Sorry but we don't allow anime in /cum/ anymore friend.

You have to leave.

>>72504075

dont you dare

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> Lisbon in the 16th century
Explain this shit. Why don't they talk about this in school?

Why do they keep whitewashing black history?

The Portuguese Empire was BLACK.

Alabama and Wisconsin are the only states worth living in, they're the only states with real alcohol as their state beverage

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reminder that this is the absolute gf dream

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>>72504220

>>72504276
But we are black.
Why do you keep black washing white washed black history?
Nós somos reis.

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ANIME IS FUCKING GAY

>>72504397
I think you are confused

I am black

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>tfw I will never go to Maine and drink a Moxie

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>>72504075
Chile and Argentina.

>>72504075
Who is this semen demon?

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Just found out that Bumble is a thing and I'm considering using it but I'm scared to try a dating app tbqh buds.

The sad thing is I think I'm more afraid of success than failure in this case.

cum lol

>>72504887
your mom before she had back surgery

>>72504864
I just came in my khakis

>>72504917

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

The United States is the Great Satan and completely indefensible

>>72505698
> The United States is the Great Satan and completely indefensible...
Is what you say until you realise every other country is the Great Satan as well and completely indefensible.

Somali pirates are the last relic of honest work

>>72501845

saved.

Test

Islam is the religion of peace and I'll kill anyone who disagrees.

icles

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>>72505889
>>72505889
>>72505889

>>72505932

MAMA MIA

*frantic arm motions*