/brit/

LAS MALVINAS SON ARGENTINAS

>>72478057
If they're yours why can't you take them

Post more portakabins

just stroked a random cat on the street, better not be flea ridden

>listening to music

Literally the most plebeian thing you can do. Neck yourself.

>>72478044
Charge your phone!

>>72478079
>If they're yours why can't you take them
because they are already ours

me: 1
You: 0

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emily

the boxing was good lads

>virgin mobile provider
>virgin irl

Aye.

someone post the "just be yourself" picture

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFHXDRvHbw8

i have literally every single one of these traits except blue eyes

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>>72478092
Sorry mate, that's it for now. I think this one was posted about 4-5 hours ago so here it is again in case you missed it, but other than that, I promised /brit/, promised myself, no more Bob Mortimer tweets until Bob Mortimer makes another tweet (and I see it and can be bothered).

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>>72478179

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Any other Rosy enthusiasts up at this hour?

>>72478184
Same.

>>72478225
middle guy played one of the plague in hobo with a shotgun

>>72478249
I enjoy pictures of her body

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>>72478249
Pay up piggies.

>>72478044
hello nigger

anyone else never had sex here?

5 /brit/ threads up right now.

>>72474745
>>72476467
>>72474913
>>72474917
>>72478044

im having a wank oh yes im having a wank

>>72478456
yeah but this is the actual one

>>72478316

Don't think you should have posted that. Rosy has been known to lurk /brit/ and would probably be upset if she saw it.

>>72478456
thaidickhead's retarded algorithm just redirects you here so this is where everyone should be

>>72478456
/willies of brit/ mentioned

>>72478456
janny will be utterly inconsolable when he sees this mess

janny's going to have an absolute meltdown this time

>>72478044
do people actually listen to 'top charts' and those shitty songs they put on the front page of spotify?

Don't think I have a single song newer than 2003 in my library

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>Don't think I have a single song newer than 2003 in my library

Iron Fist is boring as shit

>>72478560
Fedoraposting is like something a woman would do.

smoking grits and selling chickens

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>>72478560
alri pleb

tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VScSEXRwUqQ

>>>/tv/80600886
>>>/tv/80600964

>>72478657
christ. tv is actually reddit: the board. there's a simple get script that waits and posts at the right time to get a specified post number

club banger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ftj-5QwHA

>>72478701
i don't think /tv/ is that slow

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>>72478590
foy

>>72478710
the posts aren't one after another. they're two minutes apart

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WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Who is Britain's best ally

>>72478733
i know, what i'm saying is that i doubt /tv/ is slow enough to script reliably

>>72478740
wtf colouring in this isn't allowed

>>72478750
tfw can't grow a beard

>>72478740
I read a story about how some 'refugee children' raped their fucking teacher a day ago

>>72478750
portugal

>>72478750
Australia

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>>72478771
why is europe always so fucked up

it's like they're on a 70 year self-destruct timer

>>72478807
G*rmans get complacent

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>>72478807
>why is europe always so fucked up

the huns

any obese lads about?

want to know what it's like being obese

>>72478907
I was fat but lost 32 pounds now I am normal.

>>72478907
I wish I wasn't skinny

I managed to bulk up from 130lbs to 200lbs, but when I stopped trying and went back down to 150lbs in like 2 months

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>wake up
>see this clinging to your bellend

What do

Love this, it's so funny and points out how much better women are than men

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ojvk-4IcOE

>>72479002
imprexit :D

i am a WASP do NOT challenge me or i will be VERY agnry

>>72479037
lots of bastard queen wasps about the place at the moment

>>72479037
I am also a WASP and I bet my daddy could buy your daddy

hornet here x

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rate my arse lads

can someone please point me to the nearest russian?

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The proto-fwb

Wonder if she's part abo

someone call pedojew

>tfw am pretty much the poster child for adhd but doctors won't give me meds for it because of university students abusing ritalin to study

fuck all of you

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White women will breed black, there should be no white race.

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hello yes hi where are the marts?

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anyone knows what this says?

wish i was dead

reckon I had a chance with this very pretty girl last night but I fucked it and didn't make a move

>>72479354
not sure but i think it has something to do with communism

Craving chocolate
Ate a chocolate bar
I still want more chocolate

>>72479354
Fable
Anniversary

internet keeps going out
just got a new modem from my provider as well
bit miffed

>>72479354
are you seriously that bad that you need a trainer for fucking fable

>>72479354
yjr yjomh jd jsyr dmusd bsouy dgsblr id yjat uoir 46 by yrjks dyimr doyu;re afuhginf the final boss

haven't seen a doctor who was white since i got my vaccinations in the 90s, they're all chinks or indians these days

>>72479641
would unironically walk out if my doctor was a pooskin. he's going to give me ecoli or some shit because he wipes his ass with his hand after a shit

>>72479590
yeah, I only got it for nostalgia, but I dont have as much free time as I used to

>>72479641
maybe in arsefartia but not here in the glorious US of A

my doctor is irish

alright guvna

>>72479641
my gp is white but at the clinic he works at asians and indians are definitely overrepresented

>>72478044
Is it any good?

I've been waiting for the faggot to release than shit then I forgot about it and now I cbf listening to it.

>>72479814
I can say 100% without a doubt that it is certainly nigger music

>>72479814
Drakes a soft cunt, this is another whiny album that he may as well call >no gf

>>72479354
which part?

post 1990 nigger music is shit. pre 1990 african american music can be good

>nigger

*enters the thread

i firmly believe ze germans are eternally pooperpillaged over the fact the USA rules the world and not them

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Why is he so dreamy lads?

>>72479895
>.gif

fuck off

>>72479887
'no'

bone thugs
biggie
tupac

all GOATs all did their best work in the 90s

>>72479851
the english

>>72479969
wont be offering my help again

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p4TkRnvNco

Idea for accident proof cars: make all cars magnetic and install north pole in them.this way when two cars will come together, they will repel

>>72479956
ah yes niggers preaching to black youths to kill police and sell drugs and fuck hoes over generic beats. excellent music

>>72479999
ur loss

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Ah yes the so-called rorkes.

Cracking news lads, looks like the gf does NOT wanr to end it. She misses me :)

>>72480029
quite the opposite

Need a gyal to wine pon mi cocky to be honest.

brick shithouse

>>72480056

Sounds like she cheated on you last night desu

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>niggers

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>"I'm a Marxist."

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>>72480177
>Racism on 4chan was okay when I assumed it was ironic, but thanks to /pol/ it's NOT okay in the current year

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bf whatsapped me this

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>>72480170

You rang?

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>>72480177

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>>72480208
Will manlets ever learn, /brit/?

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the gf

used to be a hungry skeleton but now that i'm /fit/ every time i see a skinny guy i instinctually want to heem him

fucked my best friend's fiancee

can't live with the guilt but also can't bring myself to confess

might do a 'cide

>>72480251
What are those slimy things on the burger?

>>72480277
no you didn't

>>72480278
>yank education

>CANZUK Union
Yes or no?

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Manlets need love too.

>>72480294
literally irrelevance: the union

>>72480294
yeah if you canada and the uk

this already exists btw

>>72480292
I'm on my phone and can't tell what that is between the cheese and the bacon.

Bought an extremely expensive ($10) beer

Considering saving it for my wedding

>>72480309
this was a trainwreck of a typopost that i'm too ashamed to correct

>>72480294
sure

>>72480311
onion

>>72480331
What the hell is an onion? Is it one of those vegebles or vegitles or whatever they're called?
>putting communist food on your burger

>>72480305
>paddy no mates

>>72480173
delet this

>>72480361
haha xD

business idea: buy a house next to the highway and build a giant billboard in your yard and sell the board to advertisers

so tired i can barely post hermanos
>>72480189
>when I assumed it was ironic
it really was.
>>72480221
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/110221674/

i heard you get thrown in prison if you say trannies aren't women

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>>72480462
rorke btfo again

wheres the original thailad @

>>72480277
literally dated my best friend's wife for a year before they met and he has no idea haha

>use Mac OS
>no antivirus required
>no malware problems in the 7 years I have used the OS
>unix based
>sensible file system hierarchy
>doesn't designate 50%+ of CPU and RAM resources to downloading and running the latest jewish adverts and NSA backdoors
>identifies you as a non-virgin

feels great

Yeah why would they need to show you any more Jewish adverts when you already bought the mac.

>>72480221
definition on shant

oneitis snapchat from last night showed her and her friends having lots of fun in what i assume was a club
wish i had fun

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>>72480577
>requires that you're not poor

>>72480599
No one said anything about buying or using a Mac computer you silly little cuckoid. Feel free to delete your post out of embarrassment.

>>72480577
take it to the 'ddit nerd

anyone here going to the demon dayz festival?

got called a drunk maniac at the charity bake-off

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>>72480577
>yfw the CIA has a division dedicated to hacking mac products

A 7/10 will happily walk up to me IRL, but a 5/10 won't even respond to an online message.

Really salts my schnitzel

>>72480695
>A girl will happily walk up to me IRL
doubt this

>>72480646
no sorry I'm not into anime

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just did an absolutely stellar bit of cyberstalking lads

found some nifty bint on okcupid -> google reverse-searched her profile pic -> gave results for airbnb listings in swiss town -> clicked through the reviews for all 40 listings in this town till i found her profile -> her profile listed her first name and what uni she went to -> searched her first name, her uni and her course (from okcupid profile) on google images -> linkedin profile comes up with her full name on it -> search her full name on facebook mobile app and narrow down by uni -> i'm tugging it to her beach pics RIGHT NOW.

god is real and i am him

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>work tomorrow

ah yes, another week of the ol' slavery. The ol' 5 days on, 2 days off. Excellent.

>>72480705
At a social event of course, not just randomly

>>72480746
even then i don't believe it

>>72480720
just quit lmao

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>god is real and i am him

Nah

Nah

That's not me

https://twitter.com/SkyNewsAust/status/843310218393993216


HOWLING at this

New:

>>>/tv/80615063
>>>/tv/80615063

>>72480878
really confusing why our murdoch news channel takes the sky brand while everything else uses the fox brand

Someone just posted a street i used to live near
Small world

/Hmmmm/
http://i.4cdn.org/hm/1489542886715.webm

>>72480943
male bodies are disgusting

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>male bodies are disgusting

We're one step (and some fruit) short of being a banana republic

>>72480713
you think that's impressive? you should see the lengths i go to to get full porn videos without paying

>>72480943
>meat eater
0/10 would not poz

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>>72481080
my waifu

>>72481069
but hitting the cervix isn't supposed to be a good thing

>>72481069
ex gf used to complain about my willy hitting her cervix

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>women

>>72481098
Source pls

>>72481080
im glad my ancestors left that island of their own volition

>>72481116
wouldn't want to be a bender but wouldn't mind being asexual

>>72481098
love the pink ranger desu

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What shall I say to her lads

>>72481205
I matched with her lol

>>72481205
"my ex gf used to complain about my willy hitting her cervix"

>>72481223
Tell me where you live so I can murder you

You're not gettin this one mate

>>72481205
I hate demanding niggas!!

>>72481232
That's all what they can do right? Complaining...

>>72481127
all i know is that she's irish

>>72481205
talk about pizza gate

>>72481256
umm racist and sexist much

>>72481298
Women are just too bipolar in my opinion...

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>>72481205
>are you over 6ft

just had a bit of a malfunction with the ol' aeropress

was doing the inverted method (obviously), screwed on the cap with the filter in place, flipped it the right way back up over the cup but suddenly the brew started pouring out at an alarming rate with the ground beans also making their way into the cup with the water

zero resistance on the plunge, obviously the filter just hadn't sealed correctly and so I was just pressing bean-water through large holes.

made another cup though and it went fine

>>72481335
don't care

>>72481317
You sound perturbed lad

She said my dick could be the next black president

>>72481371
Well that's sexist...

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>>72481371

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>>72481371

>>72481364
i didn't say anything

have unironically never listened to the beatles other than that one song about the eggman and the walrus

being a bender is great
worked with a property chav for 3 years who kept using faggot and gay in every other sentence
then when i left i changed my fb relationship status
haha wish i could've seen the look on his face

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FUCK White people!

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Commander

>>72481402
hes probably just happy your disgusting gaping arsehole isnt around him anymore

>>72480455
Too bad you're a newshit. /new/ which was /pol/'s predecessor was Nazi as fuck and closed down by moot for this reason. Fuck off back to leftypol you dumb spic.

Visiting the so called 'rents this weekend

Mum just cooked me and my dad poached eggs on toast w/ bacon, was very nice indeed.

>>72480713
>just did an absolutely stellar bit of cyberstalking lads
>found some nifty bint on okcupid -> google reverse-searched her profile pic -> gave results for airbnb listings in swiss town -> clicked through the reviews for all 40 listings in this town till i found her profile -> her profile listed her first name and what uni she went to -> searched her first name, her uni and her course (from okcupid profile) on google images -> linkedin profile comes up with her full name on it -> search her full name on facebook mobile app and narrow down by uni -> i'm tugging it to her beach pics RIGHT NOW.
>god is real and i am him
a good post

need yanks to fuck OFF

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>>72481439
umm no sweetie he didn't know i liked men
avoided the subject of talking about how 'fit' the girls were, but that's not hard to do when you're doing a phd in compsci

I used to be far right until I got a black boyfriend.

>>72481482
>le so wacky xD

reddit

very hungover lads. head's banging.

had a very lurid dream about the ol' gf lads, was good.

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>>72481643
ha ha dumbo drink less next time

did an eye contact with a female last nite

v scary not recommended

>>72481694
indians are fucking disgusting tbf

>>72481694
doubt that has ever happened

>>72481694
fuck sake lol

>>72481727
Yeah creepy... She might rip of your wiener and eat it up.

fell in love with a fit half-indian half-white lad with green eyes in uni

bum


fart


bum and fart

farts come out of bums

girls have bums and so do boys

boys put willies in girls and boys bums

girls have fannies that boys stick hard willies inside and do cums

doin a wank to the thought of putting a willy into a fanny and doing a cum

then doing a poo

haven't been to a dentist since late 2012

>>72481694
>still wearing the same top years later
state of indians

The blood God is on Andrew Marr right now

>>72481742
I do to, but you have to admit alot of these smarmy SJW types were likely total bullies in school.

I remember after this one kid commited suicide years ago, and some fucker who I knew for a fact was one of his tormentors went on TV to say something like "it's all so tragic he was such a good person gotta fight intolerance abloo abloo"

why are there so many white people in japanese media (anime, games, etc)?

>>72481844
they're not white its just how japs see themselves

Yes lads, managed to sell my club tickets for tonight.

>>72481769
poofs not allowed

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>>72481801
pooey bum shart wank

arse barf wankey poo

>>72481878
with big, light eyes and bright hair?

>>72481917
yeah

Today on the Big Questions

might do a sex wee

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gf is into nazism

The first question on #bbctbq today: Should Tower Hamlets Cemetery become Muslim only?

>>72481935
HAHA

>>72482018
not a fan of this gimmick

How come anything not lefty is called "populism" by the media

>>72482054
because they want us to hate ourselves

>>72482054
because the masses = stupid

>"free shit for everyone!"
>not populist

the mind of the leftist

>>72482112
no one cares foy

>Trump is only president to make himself more rich

Ah yes if I become a multi-billionaire I'm going to run for prime minister

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>tfw qt feminine l'country

Regarding : 112
Foy

>>72482215
remember the lads of /brit/

>>72482230
how do they decide that shit and what's the point

>french
>not even once

>>72482215
this was hands down the most retarded trump theory

>latest Samurai Jack episode
>jack slashes a young girls throat

shieeeeeeeeeeeet

>>72482215
don't get this post

what are you trying to say?

>the big questions

aaah yes, lets rope in a series of mongoloids to hear their opinions on these very complex questions.

so /pol/ finally beat hewillnotdevideus then

>>72482337
what does this have to do with British culture?

SOME

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brits used to be top pioneers

what happened

>>72482337
What happened?

>>72482398
The French fluffed it.

>>72482398
complacency

same thing that fucked the romans and is currently fucking america

>>72482398
Thatcher

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How do I get a qt redhead Welsh gf

>>72482407
its been reduced to a video of a pole that used to have a flag on it until /pol/ took it down


I don't even know if its stil broadcast

>>72482407
He moved the stream to a hidden place, just filming a flag with HWNDU written on it

/pol/ tracked down the flag using plane schedules and ambient noise from the stream, and stole it

>>72482465
>>72482467
Very amusing

>>72482398
not economically viable

can't fly over land

>>72482491
>>72482458
press prtscn m8

mental to think that you could drive from london to paris in less time than you could brisbane to sydney

>>72482531
Yeah mate, mental to think that longer distances at the same speed take more time

>>72482565
insanity

>>72482531
>>72482565
>>72482569
really made me think

>>72478154
pottery...

wew lads, just blew my mind when I thought about how it's quicker to walk down the road than it is to walk to Gibraltar.

I think I need to have a lie down.

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The so called veggie breakfast, ja/ck/ tier since the mozz melted.

>£8 for a day pass at 'The Gym'

reeeee

tuesdays and thursdays are my favourite days of the week

fridays and saturdays are alright, sundays and mondays can get fucked, and don't even get me started on wednesdays

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>>72482624
>tfw NEET
>all days are the same

>>72482621
fuck me that looks dire, truly dire.

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what are you going to achieve today? why have you even got out of bed?

Not looked at any of the ex's social media accounts or heard anything about her for a year and a half, but still think about her most days. Bit of a fucking melt haha. Wonder is she's still with her bf, hope not desu

>>72482621
feel a bit sick

>>72482707
Cheeky wank and play Doom

>>72482707
nothing, I'm going to play GTA and wish I was dead

chuck berry was fucking shit

Chuck Berry dies and no one cares

David Bowie dies and everyone loses their minds

found out it takes longer for me to crawl to woollongong than it does for light to reach earth from the sun....

whoa...

>>72482827
FINALLY.

>>72482827
name 3 of his songs...

>have group project
>have to do the essay part
>group work i could never procrastinate on because of crippling fear of disappointing others
>procrastinating now
>not even social pressure will save me anymore

>>72482708
probably married by now and more happy that she ever was with you

>>72482851
1. Rock
2. N'
3. Roll

>>72482851
johnny b goode

probably some others

>>72482851
ooga booga boogy
bix nood nights
dindu dances

>>72480878
DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT WHATS THE RESULT DICKHEAD

>>72482880
haha nice :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBtdQcG7-zY

ME

>>72483005

Repeated this gimmick fairly well I think

>>72482857
The latter is almost definitely true, and the former could be true too (reason I finally bit the bullet and deleted her on everything was that she kept posting photos of them looking really happy together and her friends/family would make jokes about him proposing to her). On the other hand she was also a bit unhinged and said she never wanted kids, so I don't think she's the type to get married in early 20s.

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weaning myself off the old 'chan.
trying to become an apex human

>work 4 days a week but at above average wages (given that i'm wokring part time)
>work in the academic sector so constant intellectual nourishment, whilst also making a name for myself in the field
>volunteer on fridays
>spend weekend studying maths and philosophy, physics and other things
>read reuters to stay on top of daily affairs
>spend 30 mins a day practicing foreign languages
>spend another 30 mins practicing an instrument
>lifting 3-4 times a week
>healthy diet of oats, milk, rice, vegetables, chicken and fish
>take multivits
>use non-harmful chemical soaps, toothpastes, deoderents etc
>had a really good relationship and lost the virginity already so dont care about no gf
>taking advantage of switching fees from banks, starting to get into buying stocks and bonds for financial gains
>live very frugally anyway because no expensive normie habits and cheap-cunt when it comes to shopping (go to aldi alot)
>Cycle instead of car-cuck or public transport cuck

Got the urge to download tinder again because I haven't wanked in like 4 days

fuck drake

>>72482939
>>72482939

>>72482851
Johnny b good
No particular place to go
Roll over beethoven
That song from pulp fiction where Travolta and Thurman dance

>>72482934
ah yes let me guess
>download tinder
>match with several girls
>fizzle out, embarrass yourself
>delete app in shame
>once lust and urge to connect outweighs shame get urge to download tinder again

bit homophobic janny

fuck off janny

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why do you hurt me janny

>>72482946
what caste are you

is there anything comfier than old xfm shows lads

>>72482994
yes

>>72482920
Yeah, you did you smarse cunt

>>72482968
Yeah, this will be like the 6th time this has happened

always end up being lost in my own arguments when i argue while being pissed
make a fool of me self

>>72482932
normgroid vermin

>>72483005
>>72482920
ah yes

>>72483020
i was once a smelly neet like the rest of you.

i can move seamlessly between normal-functioning and being an autistic holed up in his fantasy world.

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Huh

>>72483004
okay then nvm

>>72483049
>>72483049
>>72483049
>>72483049
>>72483049

I'm actually quite proud right now because I did this without any of them alleged so-called cheats

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>>72482994
>tfw can't listen to them any more without knowing exactly what is coming next