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'rimes

>>72474913
This is a general dedicated to the discussion of British culture
therefore we are all in here
>>72474917
>>72474917
>>72474917

>>72474972
Ah yes the nigger thread, sounds about right.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL0F5337CE21941522

good thread

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emily (2)

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>>72475008

HERE

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What do you guys think of Swedes?
Brutal honesty please.

>>72475061
you're good lads really
just easy to meme

>>72475032
Why does she look like a guy?

>>72475061
You're alright really but the """lefty""" reputation you have sucks.

>A man accused of sending a flashing image to a writer in order to trigger an epileptic seizure has been arrested, the US justice department says.

kek

>>72475100
kek, did it actually trigger a seizure though?

>>72475155
>John Rayne Rivello, 29, of Maryland, sent Kurt Eichenwald an animated image with a flashing light on Twitter in December, causing the seizure.
>He has been charged with criminal cyber stalking and could face a 10-year sentence, the New York Times reports.
>"You deserve a seizure for your post," he is alleged to have written.

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>>72475180
>>"You deserve a seizure for your post," he is alleged to have written.
what a guy

The Korean gf.

Business idea: hack the twitter accounts of my enemies and use them to post seizure-inducing images to epileptics

>janny bans me for a month for making a joke at his expense
>doesn't do anything about thread wars

ah yes,

right lads who's gonna be up for the 6am jog round the woods

>>72475217
Is it just me or is there a lesser Janny presence in the last couple of days? he must be out on the town shagging.

thread wars is unfortunate but it appears the other thread is winning
may aswell migrate and minimalise the damage to the flow of /brit/
>>72474917
>>72474917
>>72474917

>>72475244
I'm heading to climbing gym at 10a la

>>72475252
nice try grime boy
this is the rightful /brit/ thread

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Prefer anime over shitskins 2bh lads

The mouse ran over the cock

>>72475249
seems like it desu
has definitely been a suspiciously low amount of janny activity lately

>>72475252
This one was posted first. Imagine the kind of precedent we'd be setting if we allowed thread shilling to determine which thread is the official one. Do you want to live in a world where every thread ends with the creation of 5 or 6 new threads, all filled with desperate pleas to post in the competitors? And all the while poor ol' janny is pulling his hair out trying to keep /brit/ in one thread.

We need rules and we need to adhere to them, our civilised society depends on it.

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decided that i'm going to use this thread

fuck threadsplitters

>>72475335
Come in here and say that you brainwashed zog puppet

>>72475286
felix is so cute

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/39314017
>Mo Farah & Kadeena Cox win British Ethnic Diversity Sports Awards awards
The fuck is this shit?

just did an extremely messy poo and needed about half a toilet roll to wipe my bum

might go to the uni library and do a study

>>72475419
It's because they cannot tolerate white people winning things so they create their own awards to recognise non-whites.

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>>72475353
Same. We can't have people making new threads when we already have an official one active, and splitting the /brit/ community in half because "this one is a more British edition" or "this one has 2 more people posting in it now."

Also, wtf is "grime?" Pic is my answer to "grime."

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hmm

>>72475470
>wtf is "grime?"
Bargain bin rap music.

>It has been announced today that the 2017 Lycamobile British Ethnic Diversity Sports Awards (BEDSAs) will be hosted by Sir Lenny Henry
>Lycamobile

My sides.

>>72475490
Is that the one that's advertised on paki shops?

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Can't imagine a more miserable existence than a penguin's

>>72475519
what about an Irishman's

>>72475490
been through leicester a few times lately, found it fun to try and count how many Lycamobile's there were across the high street and everywhere else
incidentally the city is probably the best imagining of calcutta i've seen on this soil

>>72475519
happy feet led a fulfilling life

>>72475519
when are we going to colonise antarctica

Mouse and keyboard are disgustingly greasy today. Got drunk and ate greasy food and didn't give a fuck about keeping grease off the old keyboard and mouse. Only cleaned them a week ago.

Out of cigs. Good time to quit I guess.

>>72475619
Smokers should be 'cided.

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>>72475419
>Ethnic Diversity Sports Awards

Sports awards are bullshit at the best of times. But this is a whole new level of low.

I mean, I'm a lefty, but by todays standards I'm probably a right wing faggot.

I use to think my dad was a racist old cunt, but now I think I'm starting to realise he was right.

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So... What do you lads think of Bob Mortimer's Twitter feed?

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>>72475644

>>72475484
Dizzy Rascal (pre-bonkers) and tinchy stryder are the only uk hip hop worth listening too

>>72475674
bit shit

>>72475644
I'd say you're radical centrist.

>Had like four or five pints yesterday evening
>Went to bed around eight or so
>Just woke up and tried going back to sleep, every attempt was in vain

And now I can't get back to sleep.

Who else?

Also why did Dougal hate bishops?

>>72475688
I BREAK THE LAW
I WILL NEVER CHANGE
I BREAK THE LAW
I WILL NEVER CHANGE
I BREAK THE LAW
I WILL NEVER CHANGE
-Dizzy Rascal

Ah yes, the modern "urban" "role model."

>>72475725
Do this whenever I have a lot of alcohol, I just have a really shit kip, it's best to let yourself sober up a bit before going sleep to have a full night.

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interesting film this

>>72475644
>I was a lefty, until i realised black people had their own awards shows

Ah yes

ロンドンでは今3時だよね?ここにいるイギリス人はN.E.E.Tですか?

>>72475754
Hqdefault? Sounds foreign.

>>72475754
Never seen it, sum it up to me in three lines of grass arrows.

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Swipe Down

>>72475778
It's Saturday. Nobody has to be up for work in the morning.

But yes, I am NEET.

>>72475752

I should've had some coffee before going to bed to sober myself up a little.

What are your plans for today lads? Think I'll start the next season of The Sopranos I need to watch and read a little.

>>72475783
escape from new york, but replace snake plissken with rutger hauer dressed as a bum

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>>72475734
>Role model
Did he ever claim to be?

Also, if your parents (mainly your father if you're a male) then YOU WERE FUCKED FROM THE GET GO.

Stop looking at celebs as role models.

>>72475757
No, I'm still lefty, still believe in equal rights, welfare system, and healthcare and all the stuff that made the left the only true option for the working class people.

But now the left is, fuck white people, fuck equal rights, black and women deserve to get more, and fuck free speech if it hurts my feels.

>>72475801
Some food would be better, ngl I always feel better after eating post-drink/sleep. Might start watching the Expanse, heard good things from /tv/

>>72475801
Clean the flat as much as possible and see about fixing the fridge. Compressor's been rather temperamental since I let the ice get out of hand.

>>72475813
Ah yes, black people having an awards show means that the left now hates equal rights, very good

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>work tomorrow

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>work tomorrow

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frig off slick

incredibly glad that I'm not a wagecuck

Reminder 2/3rds of the Father Ted cast are dead

>>72475807
Well shit I may have to watch it, heard good things about it before but never bothered looking at it.

>>72475918
tbf becoming a wagecuck literally changed my life for the better, it gave me a reason to live.

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>>72475860
I think your focusing on the awards show too much lad.
Blacks have always had awards shows. Shit the MOBOs have been around since the 90s and probably more have been before. My point is the media can't stop highlighting how the white man is the bad man these days. Complaining that TV isn't real enough because not enough black people are in shows. Which is fine, but they way they go on you would think that black people make up more than 50% of the population.

Also, why is it only black people that are championed on tv and not other minorities?
The asians, even the eastern Europes and to a lesser extent Eastern asians get no love.

>>72475860
He is literally right about what they've turned into though.

want to wank but can't find the energy

>>72475937
it's thoroughly unashamed of being a grindhouse flick, i recommend it

>>72475813
I don't look at celebs as role models, but millions of kids do, especially ones in single-parent families (which is more prevalent among black families). You can ignore this, and pretend Dizzy Rascal has no effect, or isn't responsible for the effect he might have, but if he is unaware that rappers are very influential role models for huge numbers of kids then his producers and management certainly aren't.

Glamourising crime will lead to more crime in the demographics to which it has been glamourised. I'm not calling for legislation, but if I was a singer, manager or music or TV producer, my conscience wouldn't let me push a message like "committing crime is fine." If I was a parent, my parental instinct wouldn't allow me to let my child be taken in by such an artist. Yet he is probably te most popular rap artist in the UK, as far as I know. Lot of people dropping the ball, and it's one more way black children are being failed.

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>>72475977
let me help you

>>72476000
>chinks
nah

>>72475951
I'm pretty happy being a pseudo-NEET uni student.
don't think i could ever be happy working 9-5 for someone else desu

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>ITT: discussion and high quality posts
>Other thread: weed/grime discussion
We should thread split more often.

>>72476016
Good lad

>>72474917
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>>72474917
this thread has lost convincingly
why are you still here?
>>72474917
>>72474917
>>72474917

>>72476026
>I'm pretty happy being a pseudo-NEET uni student.
Well at least you have uni to keep you occupied, I dropped out of uni and became a full on NEET for 3 years and it set me back quite a lot socially and otherwise, always think of the future lad.

>>72476046
because this thread is better, and not full of l*ndoners

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>>72476016
>>72476038
stob

>>72476000
not into asian women lad, sorry

>>72475998
The thing is lad, they don't care about their influence. It's all about the money to them.
But then, that's like saying films and video games also have an effect on behaviour. I heard and even studied that stuff at uni (Majored in the Social Science's) and I know that it does have a minimal effect, but the issue still isn't just the celeb or even video game that causes behaviour in people. Parents need to take responsibility too, and by censoring anything we disaprove of will lead to an even worse society because parents would no longer have a boogyman to blame. It's not the governments job to raise kids, it's the parents.

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>>72476076
She's the exception

>>72476093
0/10

>>72476055
what type of job do you have now?
do you plan on finishing your education at some pint?

>>72476072
grime is a UK thing now you mong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZOAzbH8tdU

>>72476127
keep telling yourself that, rorkesheed

think everyone should move on over the real thread, stop supporting anime noncery
>>72474917
>>72474917
>>72474917
>>72474917

>>72476127
>a UK thing
It might be a London thing, even a Birmingham thing. It is certainly not a UK thing.

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>>72476124
I worked as an order picker for 2 years and then left to go back to university, now I'm doing economics and working part time. Started falling into the pseudo-NEET pattern a bit after I quit and had to force myself to find another job so I'm not poor and stuck inside doing nothing of substance all day, if I didn't I'd just be posting on 4chan all day and night, kinda like I'm doing right now but I'm not working until monday anyway.

>>72476157
Why don't you slash your throat you utter fucking cunt?

>>72476127
london

>>72475964
>My point is the media can't stop highlighting how the white man is the bad man these days.

Really because your point seemed to be that black people having an awards was bad, for some reason.

>My point is the media can't stop highlighting how the white man is the bad man these days.

The Murdoch press must have changed their tune since i last flicked through a copy of The Sun or The Mail.

>Complaining that TV isn't real enough because not enough black people are in shows.

And this is bad because....?

>Which is fine, but they way they go on you would think that black people make up more than 50% of the population.

Oh so it's ok, they're just doing it too much. They need to tone it down so it's to a level that you specifically are fine with.

new bread

>>72476180
>>72476180
>>72476180
>>72476180
>>72476180

>A couple with three autistic sons have persuaded a fifth football club to open a sensory room for fans with the condition.

FFS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-39308709

>>72476157
>>72476210
Absolute mongs, no wonder the Janny fucking hates this general.

>>72474917
>>72474917
>>72474917
Move

>>72476217
As an autist I support this.

>>72476127
scotland isn't into grime neither is northern Ireland

>>72476127
Nah lad.

Indie is still the leading choice of music for most brits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma9I9VBKPiw

bring back classic rock

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tfw your family has called you a retard all your life

>>72476237
AJ Tracey sold out in Edinburgh

>>72476253
Well, are they wrong?

going to make the 10 minute walk to the uni library
hope I don't have to heem any drunkards on the way

>>72476237
if you'd bothered to click that link then you would realise that it's scottish grime
absolute spastic, you've shown yourself up here

>>72476201
>The Murdoch press must have changed their tune since i last flicked through a copy of The Sun or The Mail.
Watch the bbc lad.

>they're just doing it too much.
Exactly. I'm all for it, just leave it up to the people making the shows, don't try and force them to have a set percentage of minorities.

>>72476093
I'm not advocating censorship, I'm advocating a little responsibility in what is pushed to the front of the media every day, and I find it amazing that I'm practically the only one. Parents can only have so much control over what their kids are exposed to, especially with the internet suddenly being ubiquitous in modern society. If your 7 year old son came home from school repeating "I break the law, I will never change," over and over like a mantra, what would you do? How would you feel then, about Dizzee Rascal being constantly hailed as the pinnacle of success?

It's frustrating to see so many black people claim that they are perpetually held back by a racist white system, and then allow these "urban" messages of self-destruction to permeate their culture and lead to excessive levels of crime (that cannot be explained by poverty or race).

wonder what its like having a big willy

>>72476127
As a scot I'm ashamed of this wee scroat trying to act black. 'finna' fuck off ye doeball, it's want tae.

Feel like he's probably from Glasgow though, so fuck the soap dodging prick.

>>72476329
it's not all that desu
your life would still be shit even if you weren't a manlet mate

>>72476329
It's nice when you look in the mirror but if you're an autist like me anyway it'll never get put to use.

>>72476305
>don't try and force them to have a set percentage of minorities.

unaware of a law being passed that does this

>>72476329
A pain. Everyone keeps asking to see it.

t. A guy with a big willy that is very noticble when wearing my work trousers.

>>72476303
yeah seems real authentic you utter runt

>>72476354
5'10 isn't manlet

>>72476353
>trying to act black
not really desu
still used his local local accent and slang
>he's probably from Glasgow though
yep

new
>>/s4s/5238338
>>/s4s/5238338
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>>/s4s/5238338

>>72476371
post willy

>>72476371
>>72476363
how big?

>>72476379
my mum is 5'10 mate..
whatever helps you sleep at night though

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>>72476379
is to me

>>72476388
>>>/s4s/5238338

fucking leaf

>>72476397
7 inches if you count it as big, definitely bigger than average I think.

>>72476399
post mum
>>72476401
how tall are you then big boy

>>72476366
http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2016/diversity

It's actually inline with the statistics of the uk, but then a show set in Scotland is less likely to have 15% blacks than a show set in England.

>>72476353
He's not really trying to act black. Well he is insofar as he's rapping but not much beyond that. I've noticed he uses the 'f' for 'th' which I think of as a London thing though, does that happen in Scotland?

>>72476416
i'm not the one you asked how tall but i'm 6'6

>>72476397
7.9
>>72476392
Get to fuck lad, I won't show the lads/lassies at work, why will I show it online?

White gangster films like Scarface and The Godfather are ok but darkies better not dare use crime as a subject

>>72476419
forced diversity quotas don't help

>>72476419
>Let's leave it up to the people making the shows
>Wtf the people making he shows are trying to have more diversity!?!?

>>72476445
>7.9
nice
do girls like it?

>>72476401
6'3" I think, really need to measure myself

>>72476445
proofs

new new

>>72476467
>>72476467
>>72476467
>>72476467

>>72476431
>does that happen in Scotland.
Not as far as I'm aware, and I work with all types of scots from wee neds from the schemes, mallrat 'goth kids', metal heads, normies, and nerds.

>>72476416
>>72476492

I keep replying to myself instead who I'm supposed to, this is when I know I'm fucked

I love you, britlads

Brother just got in from a night out, conked out leaning onto the settee with his legs on the floor with all the lights on/front door unlocked, had to put him on it and put a blanket over the pisshead.

>>72476519
haha,
bit gay lad

>>72476524
You're a good bruv.

/brit/ is turning me a bit gay

>>72476547
(no homo)

anime causes the sissification of men

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>>72476561
That's just the grime from the other thread. Spray a bit of this on your willy and you'll be right as rain.

>>72476595
Go back to your containment thread.

some quality bantz in here lads >>72476365

>>72476583
disappointing desu

any of you lads ever visited the us of a? where? what did you think?

>>72476635
It's shite

>>72476635
Too many Americans there for my taste.

>>72476672
>>72476684
I know you secretly love most of us

>>72476524
can't imagine me or my brothers doing this for eachother
have seen my brother do this exact thing loads of times and have just left him there and thought 'what a twat'

can also remember another time when i was drunk myself and arrived home to him asleep in the armchair and stood infront of him with my willy out
bit weird

>>72476635
yes

NYC, Boston, CT

I quite liked it tbf, but then again I'm a big city sort of guy

CT was nice but a bit boring

>>72476635
Went to New Jersey to meet my yank gfs family
Was ok

>>72476705
Boston is much nicer and cleaner than NYC, and I say this as a New Yorker

>>72476707
they must have asked you a shitload of dumb questions. New Jersey isn't too nice. Depends on the area

>>72476703
We don't seem to be as close as normal brothers and kinda distant in a way but we look after eachother like family do, I dunno.
>arrived home to him asleep in the armchair and stood infront of him with my willy out
kek

>>72476635
I did a stint in California. Had a mate who moved out to live with his internet GF in Long Beach.
It was very... spanish.
It was shite.

I want to go to Houston, TX and Boston, MA.

>>72476635
been everywhere
its shit generally compared to here

>>72476726
Boston's definitely cleaner, and it did kind of feel like a European city but I preferred NY because it's simply more impressive

>>72476733
>We don't seem to be as close as normal brothers and kinda distant in a way but we look after eachother like family do, I dunno.
Pretty sure this is how normal brothers are.
Me and my brother hardly speak, we live in different towns. But we both know if we needed the ohters help it's a phone call away.

That said, I found out his kid was born via facebook, and not even a facebook message.

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>>72476745
Never been to Cali. Would love to see TX
>>72476748
How different is canada from New Hampshire/Maine/Vermont/Upper NY?
>>72476758
NY has all the landmarks. I take the Whitestone Bridge on my way home from school each weekend and the skyline of NYC is just incredible. I need to get up to the observatory at the new WTC

grime lost
all of my autism was for nothing
*goes red*

>>72476281
yes

doesn't make it feel any less shitty

Where is this qt from brit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEmqJBcQ2lg

>>72476809
I went in 2003 so I was too late to go to the top of the old WTC and far too early to go up the new one

Did go up the ESB which was pretty fucking cool, although they had this simulated ride thing before you reached the top which felt dated as fuck even back then

>>72476827
Should have made an indie thread lad.

https://youtu.be/pK7egZaT3hs?list=RD30w8DyEJ__0

>>72476838
london commuter town/ south east

>>72476838
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>>72476635
Went to Florida with the grandparents and bruv when I was about 12 or 13. A week in Orlando, did the whole Disneyland thing (Disneyworld, Epcot, Seaworld, Universal Studios etc). Then a week in St Petersburg, chilled on the beach, by the pool, checked out the Everglades, went to a kind of barn party and so on. Had an amazing time, wouldn't swap it for the world. Was a bit old for the Disney stuff and a bit young to fully appreciate the cultural significance, but had a great time. Temperature was a bit hot, wildlife (roaches etc.) was a bit freaky, but the people were fine, very nice, food was incredible and some of the sights were just awesome. Apart from the heat, the weather was fantastic. Saw massive thunderstorms, sudden torrential downpours and real waterspouts out at sea. Tropical weather was not what I expected.

The TV was kind of unreal as well. So many corny adverts. Also, at the time (late 90s) there was very little internet, and the USA got movies months before the UK. I returned to the UK and forgot that I'd seen a bunch of new movies advertised in the USA that I'd never even heard of (even though they were big events - True Lies, Naked Gun 33+1/3, possibly Forrest Gump?). Then trailers started to come out for them in the UK and it was like deja vu. Everyone going on about the new Naked Gun and I'd already seen it months ago.

10/10 trip, would go again. Would also like to see the rest of the country, maybe ride route 66.

>>72476827
There's still my thread :3

>>72474745
>>72474745
>>72474745

>>72476838
London lad, you can tell by the cunt accent.

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>>72476842
There are two observatories in the ESB: one on the 86th floor and the other I believe on the 101st

Never been to the higher one, so I'm not sure what simulation you're referring to

The lobby of the building is quite nice though

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>>72476827
It's okay mate.

>>72476870
FOY

who here /resistcapitalism/

>>72476875
http://www.nyctourist.com/ny-skyride-virtual-tour-empire-state-building

I guess it was this thing, it was literally early 90's tier at the time though, perhaps they've upgraded it since

The lobby was indeed nice, one thing I remember about the US just as you posted that picture is the number of metal detectors we had to go through, entering public buildings and museums and stuff, seemed weird to me considering we only have them at airports here

Maybe it was a temporary thing in the wake of 9/11

>>72476862
Glad you enjoyed it. Never been to a Florida beach myself. Those thunderstorms they have are incredible. And they have heat lightning all the time too going from cloud to cloud. Too hot there for me

>>72476827
should have made a grimes thread lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtH68PJIQLE

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>4:05am

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>>72476912
ye

>>72476938
Go to sleep nerd

Just discovered the works of the marvelous Ayn Rand…Atlas Shrugged to be exact. It’s about a group of men who decide to opt out of society, and then I thought “how fitting! That’s what I’ve done as a NEET!”

>>72476862
Also want to add something cool. Went to Epcot Centre and got to play on this prototype video game with an original style controller that I'd never heard of before. 10 years later, that game was released as Guitar Hero. No shit, I got to play on an early version of Guitar Hero in 1994.

>>72476956
I should but I DONT WANT TO

can any of you kind bongs fill me in on what exactly happened to your internet
do you have to phone up your provider and ask them for porn now or what

>>72476968
hmm?

nothing happened afaik

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rolling (another) spliff
just threw up in my mouth from the alcohol

>>72476967
Then stop COMPLAINING

>>72476968
Internet hasn't changed but we have to buy a porn license now and even then the porn we access is pretty strictly managed.

>>72476968
>do you have to phone up your provider and ask them for porn now or what
think so
daddy must have phoned up the weirdo

>>72476919
Huh. Now that you mention it, I do remember something on the second floor of the building. I think I just walked past it because I wanted to get to the observatory.

There aren't too many metal detectors around there now. Though there are some men in military uniform in some of the airports and train stations, especially Penn Station and Grand Central

>>72476966
GH started development in 2000, you filthy liar

>>72476968
An opt out porn block has been talked about for a while
Nothing has happened as far as I know

>>72476983
drink plenty of water anon

>>72476809
>How different is canada from New Hampshire/Maine/Vermont/Upper NY?
a lot different

I don't like New England at all
the South/Appalachians is my favorite part of the US and the only part I like.

>>72476997
Yeah I remember soldiers at Grand Central

Even here in the UK though we have cops with MP5s at airports

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>>72476983
Added to the collection

>>72477004
probably wouldn't have bothered to go downstairs a grab a bottle if it wasn't for this post
you're a good lad
it's always appreciated in the morning

>>72476968
It doesn't effect people who are still with the same provider they were with before the law changed.

When I got sky and first went online I had a page I had to tick boxes. Basically it asked if I wanted to allow sites that are intended for adults.

>>72477025
actually I remember my dad setting up a tripod to take a picture in grand central and the soldiers telling him to take it down haha

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>>72477051
Wonder what they would have done had he been a paki

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>>72477063
thank god we'll never know

>>72477037
i always change the pictures up a little bit so you've got something new to save x
post of one of the older pictures you have (would've been with my old phone that i lost)

>>72477042
stay safe

>>72477081
Pic a number 1-10

Do you typically remember your dreams?

>>72477089
7

>>72477089
2

>>72477001
I promise you, swear on my life, this game had a controller shaped like a guitar with buttons up and down the fretboard, and you "played" to a video of Aerosmith while the buttons you needed to press flashed up on the screen. I remember it clear as day.

I did a bit of nosing around and found this:
http://www.giantbomb.com/articles/the-original-guitar-game/1100-710/
Back then it was called Quest For Fame, used "virtual guitar" technology.

Holy shit, I actually found the 1994 gameplay footage in that article. It's all coming back to me, it's like I'm a kid again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jdd26HZW34

>tfw 1994 was 23 years ago

>>72477113
hell no

>>72477113
only if they're anxiety inducing

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>>72477116

>>72477113
Don't know mate I forgot.

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>>72477125
>I was 8 years old in 1994

night lads!

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>>72477119

>decide to experiment with my dating profile
>remove all personal information, just add a gimmick interesting enough to get messages
>multiple women say 'I'd ask you something, but there's nothing on your profile to go off haha'

I thought women were meant to be the more socially adept ones

>>72477177
Alri grandad.

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>>72477160
>>72477189

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>>72477186
no

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I wrote a song for you guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPKp29Luryc

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>>72477177
i turned 6 that year

>>72477195
you young whippersnapper, back in my day, tell you what

>>72477219
alri cucklad

>>72477193
I get loads of messages that just say "heyyy" or some variant

girls are thick as fuck and have no incentive to improve
I've worked hard to overcome autism

what women want is dangerous men who are civilised

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>>72477199

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>>72477177
>I was born in 1994

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>>72477256

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>>72477160
>>72477189

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I forgot i was supposed to cook rice

>>72477270
I thought you tossed that after your homie saw it?

got a free gaf next week for like 4 days but have no friends and live in the middle of nowhere hmmm

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>>72477291

>>72477270
nope
it will be an exhibit in the /brit/ museum in central london one day

>>72477307
I look forward to visiting

>>72477219
>cucklad and that rorke yank are one and the same

what a surprise

>>72477307
At the Tate Modern?

>>72477300
can I come over?

>>72477300
Wanna get high and play Mario Kart?

>>72477307
this your chance right now to make history
and you probably waste it by posting noncime or some shit
>>72477325
no this will be a new musuem specially dedicated to /brit/ with a section for the rest of 4chan

>>72477300
ill come visit u :)

>>72477323
what the fuck are you talking about

>>72477336
okay

>>72477346
I was so fucking pro at mario kart 64, baby and the mushroom in the go kart all the way

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Lads

just accidentally replied to my own post TWICE in a row
suppose this means i should go to bed

>>72477365
>the mushroom
He has a name

>>72477300
/brit/-/eire/ house partay?

>>72477374
originator of the gimmick here

I kek'd

>>72477365
>baby
you mean toad?
*scoffs*

casual

donkey kong was objectively the best anyway

>>72477300
whereabouts in ireland
is there room in your botty for an english willy?

>>72477379
Sleep tight

>>72477394
that obese nigga was too heavy, good for top speed and knocking cunts out the way IIRC but shit acceleration

crash team racing was the best

>>72477471
do you remember beetle adventure racing? that was pretty good tbf

>>72477279
What did you do?

>>72477471
No anon, you're the best.
You mean more to me than any nostalgic game ever could.

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>>72477510
Ewwww nigga you gay

>>72477510
You too

imagine you were an actor doing a sex scene with a proper fit bird
i'd defo catch feelings

>>72477551
You'd catch feelings if a girl accidentally brushed your arm

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The imprint of my arse from shitposting all night (whilst wearing jeans with a buckle on the back)

>open up steam
>5.5gb update for squad

>>72477617
Guarantee I've shagged more birds than you

been playing that new(ish) Simcity lads. Maps are tiny but it's quite comfy.

>>72477639
Maybe the end of 2017 the download will be finished

>>72477667
its shit and so are you
either play the old Sim City games or Skylines

>>72477673
thats optimistic

>>72477645
Easy does it now nigel haha have a frothy one

>>72477667
The sims went to shit after urbz in the city (gba version)
fuck daddy bigbucks

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>The sims
>Simcity

>>72477691
Hmm so now you're trying to use the fact I'm British as an insult

Wonder who could be behind this post

>>72477551
catch feelings is a weird choice of words

>>72477743
What you have said?

>>72477743
not for normies

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>have 400 hours on cities skylines
>im still terrible at it

>>72477749
dunno

to smart for sim city
that's why I play Dwarf Fortress

watching sumo wrestling lads

the bigger one nearly always wins

>>72477770
Played a good few hours when it was first released but I wasn't autistic enough for it, hard to imagine someone who's actually good at and has elaborate spreadsheet German efficiency tier cities, fuck traffic

>>72477770
Can relate to this feel but with /brit/posting
Still haven't achieved a respectable(You) ratio

kind of want to play blood dragon again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRoWRZJCgio

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hello where are all the posters

>>72477930
alri

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>>72477930

>>72477891

Nah, shite that. I only play superior British games.

Any of you lads played the new No Man's Sky DLC?

>>72477944
Sean Murray is Irish

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>>72477980
Just a few more. Need to get these out of my system.

>>72477952

>Hello Games Ltd is a British video game developer and publisher based in Guildford, England, who are best known for the science fiction adventure game No Man's Sky.

this girl is GAGGING for a baby

stop bob posting christ

>>72478007
>but no mans sky is shite.

Quite like bob posting

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>>72478023
One more, after this one, then I'm done.

>>72478044
>>72478044
>>72478044

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Right. I even closed MS Paint, that's it. Kind of a relief.

However, if Bob Mortimer posts another tweet, and I see it, and I can be arsed, you can be sure I'll screencap it and pop it up on here.