/brit/

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cara

>>72474917
better thread

>>72474917
worst general desu

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emily

jannnyyyyyyyyyyy

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>>72474987
>nigger
there are a lot niggers living on the island of britain
whether you like it or not, niggers are now british culture

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Grimes

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the 'ki 'f

hm yes late night thread wars
just what I wanted

i am the heart and soul of these threads

without me there would be nothing

LADS

>>72474745
>>72474745
>>72474745

>>72475044
>i caused this
no regrets

the janny is a grime fan and hates chinky nonce shit
if he was awake right now he would declare this as the official thread

The Korean gf

>>72475019
>niggers are now british culture
It's Yank culture they're part of, not British.

>>72474917
reasonably good edition. listened to this mix literally tens of times.

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any slags man in
>>72475101
looks nice

>>72474913
>>72474913
>>72474913
wasw posted first

lads
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/transcoded/f/f7/Artist's_impression_of_the_evolution_of_a_hot_high-mass_binary_star.ogv/Artist's_impression_of_the_evolution_of_a_hot_high-mass_binary_star.ogv.480p.webm

>>72475118
** although that's the b side, wtf OP?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3flc_pTehM
start here JF and northern friends

>>72475115
unfortunately it is now both although of course they play a bigger part in america

I'll be in
>>72474913

I don't like anime on here any more than you do but it was the first thread made and linked with "/brit/" in the subject field. Technically it wins.

>>72475177
i'll miss you anon

(i won't)

>>72475118
good lad>>72475149
sorry, literally just posted the first result on youtube with all the reviews
LOVE the choon slimzee used to play at the start of his sets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr_CGWelEPk

I'm declaring it now: anyone who ever opens their mouth to speak in a corridor is automatically a nonce
Nothing I hate more than corridor-speakers

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mum said i look like rory mcilroy

i don't

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>>72475205
>implying you ever leave your room

found a good way to get progress for things

>>72475205
*says hello to you in a lift*

>>72475247
Would never imply such a thing. It's exactly why I hate corridor-speaking nonces

i'm an anti racist

>>72475281
nice try anime nonce but we are literally all in here

>>72475273
What the fuck did you just do? We've got at least 10 more second for fucks sake now there's this foul air
nonce

fuck the anime nonces

give me a minute i'll explain why anime is poison

It's been over a month since I've last been here

Being an adult sucks, I've been so busy

>>72475286
>Likes anime
>Is a nonce
Can't make this shit up

>>72475222
looks like sam hyde

>>72475319
This is a thread dedicated to British culture you mong

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I finally understand why aspies are so attracted to anime despite being repulsed by regular human interaction. Hear me out.

So when you have autism your senses are dulled, right? Well, with anime, each characters' features, (physical & personality) are accentuated to such a degree that they register to the aspie's sensory-deficient brain at a similar level as ordinary features might excite the neurotypical. Let's take a closer look:

In anime:
>Cute = Fuckhuge eyes, babyish personality, stammering & clumsy

>The protagonist is invariably shy, sort of goofy, but also gluttonous, often gorging on food in the same manner that shut-in spergs often do to relieve stress.

>Personality traits are constantly reinforced by overplayed tendencies towards certain behaviours. Having a hobby means talking about nothing else, ever

>Emotions - portrayed to their extremes, sometimes accompanied by unnatural, drawn-out vocalizations, with the camera remaining on the characters face for extended periods, as if to provide a cue to the viewer that there are FEELINGS on display

>Everyone is constantly agreeable & unassuming, friendship groups are tight-knit & rarely experience turbulence, satisfying fantasies of unconditional social acceptance without fear of humiliation or rejection

>Girls are cardboard cutouts, uninterested in sex, eliminating the complications of having to relate to the opposite sex


>Characters are infantilized in an aesthetic sense, exhibit childlike personalities that resemble your typical sperg's, helping them to regress to a time before they were forced to cope with the dreadful anxiety of being expected to act like a grown-up

>This helps to create a character who the aspie can easily relate to, yet unlike the viewer, the hero succeeds despite his many peculiarities and neurological deficits and is in fact appreciated for his 'unique personality'

>>72475342
sam hyde is the most advanced person there is

grime>anime

>>72475222
>sam hyde
>race traitor

>>72474913
This one was posted first. Imagine the kind of precedent we'd be setting if we allowed thread shilling to determine which thread is the official one. Do you want to live in a world where every thread ends with the creation of 5 or 6 new threads, all filled with desperate pleas to post in the competitors? And all the while poor ol' janny is pulling his hair out trying to keep /brit/ in one thread.

We need rules and we need to adhere to them, our civilised society depends on it.

It's a sage from me I'm afraid.

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>>72475348
>While sex is mostly avoided in order to protect sperg from recalling uncomfortable feelings, if sexual contact -is- dealt with, it is usually done so in a way which precludes the protagonist from having to initiate any romantic engagements himself, a prospect that would otherwise frighten the aspie

>This is handled in a number of different ways, such as an accidental fall which curiously results in the main character groping the female, but in any case it will most commonly involve only light sexual contact, which is often more than adequate for the touch-sensitive sperg (see: Jeffrey Dahmer)

>Oftentimes, sexual and romantic duties, when they are featured, will be transferred to a domineering and abusive woman who, despite constantly deriding the main character, secretly possesses latent feelings of lust for the hero, and will carry the burden of all sexual advances without discomforting the spergbeast audience.

>One advantage of this approach is that it taps into the abusive relationship between the spergie and his mother and the faint glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, she retains at least some tiny pocket of vestigial love for the autistic freak, and even more grimly, the hope that he might some day get a girlfriend who can assume the mothers role in that hatred-filled relationship

Decent theory but I still think it's because of their lack of overall human contact. The exact same reason why asspies are attracted to orientals to such an extent they deny all potential contact with white women in pursuit of their "pure waifu" despite orientals having very little secondary sexual characteristics and looking like children in general.

Lack of human contact leads to false expectations perpetuated by animaymays. We should deport all our autists to Japan and let them deal with the social epidemic however they wish.

Also being 25 or over and posting anime is truly is a sign you've failed at life.

i'm not sure if it's going to go there when you want them to tell you about your

finally a thread free of nonces
>>72475335
don't bump their thread

>>72475363
for days cuz
these faggots dun kno

>saging when another post is made 5 seconds later
oh wow, you got us sunshine
this thread is kill for sure now

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i want to marry this woman

it's all in his kiss

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sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads

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mum just sent me this

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>took my test in manual and now can't drive an automatic

Just been recommended to watch a couple episodes of Brass Eye
This is the funniest series I've seen in ages, don't know why I'd not heard of it before

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>>72475433
>>72475443
>>72475466
>>72475381
>>72475348
>>72475222
>>72475058
like i've stepped into the ol 'dit

anime grime

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they can't get passive (You)'s like I can

>>72475477
>now can't drive an automatic
why would anyone want to

>>72475486
back to /nonce/ general

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Pic is my favourite household cleaner, dunno 'bout you lads.

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decided to make the switch from yotsuba to tomorrow

anime is finished
after the japs see what's happened in /brit/ tonight they'll simply stop producing it

Just walked past McDonald's and they have fucking bouncers, kek

>>72475553
quoting here because i still find it rather funny

eating cold dominos and watching corrie
THIS is the life

>>72475506
try commuting in bumper to bumper traffic everyday and then tell me you prefer a manual

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ahh yes

Gonna be wearing tails to an interview lads

>>72475600
i do and i do

>>72475600
>fender
FOY

Cagers in Edinburgh so mad about the 20 mph limit haha

Paid £25 for entry, 2 drinks and the cloakroom in a shitty club, what a fucking waste

>>72475589
>benelux
>not swarmed with muslims

>>72475640
Hi, do you want to be my girlfriend?

>>72475652
You deserve it for going to a club

Life is just a series of bad endings

>>72475652
don't think i've ever used a cloakroom in a club
i just brave the cold becasue i'm not a soft cunt

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>>72475602
>yes I'm here for the "Wal-Mart instock associate" position

>>72475661
>>72475661
They're about 5%, not exactly "swarming"

>>72475694
there is a Zen Buddhist saying that life is one long mistake
and that's ok because mistakes are good

i'm a real man i drink beer and drive a manual and have a beard

wife and kids and responsibilities? pffft no thanks

http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9124
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9124
http://www.itv.com/hub/coronation-street/1a0694a9124
this is the real thread

>>72475730
>5%
>not swarmed

the way they breed and the way white people dont have kids it'll be 20% in just a few years

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the self-fashioned "isis"

haha lads pretty sure someone on here recognises my insane ramblings and now I'm ultra para

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>the other thread

what's going on in libya

wild west

>>72475075
Made a Bitmoji lads

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/asp/ies on suicide watch lmao

>>72475810
Good, diversity and cultural enrichment are the bedrock of a prosperous society

>>72475866
Blair fucked it up

which thread do I post in

want to smoke a spliff and go to bed but cant't be arsed to roll the spliff
this will lead to me procrastinating for the next 2 hours until i roll the spliff

>>72475907
if you wish to discuss british culture then this one
if you wish to discuss japanese culture then the other one

Stop saying spliff

>>72475907
The other one was created about 20 seconds earlier but this one has four more posters
More importantly this one is nonce-free

>>72475907
anime is for nonces, grime is for working class apes

>>72475933
why
don't tell me you're a 'zoot' twat

Spliffs are for nerds

>>72475945
>anime is for nonces, grime is for working class apes
if i HAD to pick then i would be a working class ape desu

>>72475933
Spliff's definition's different to joint in that it has blem in it

>>72475948
it's called a ben you classless mong

>>72475966
sensible decision

>>72475907
this one

>>>/b/726034654

>>72475975
>ben
a what? other thread with you bender

>>72475969
this but me and the lads still use joint too to describe a weed/tobacco concoction
>>72475975
>ben
don't know which part of the country you're from but it's a shithole

>>72475993
'Ben' ...

>>72476005
Au contraire

>>72476035
Burn

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now that's what i call peng!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CXvBzY_grc

*blocks your path*

>>72476049
that's not a burn
it's 3:19am on a saturday night/sunday morning, this is what /brit/s should be

>>72475907
This one is the official one:
>>72474913

It was the first thread with /brit/ in the subject field to be made, and to be linked in the previous thread. Posting in this thread (without sage) is encouraging threadsplitting based on popularity rather than technical officialness. This will lead to anarchy, thread spamming, and eventually the banning of /brit/.

Other thread is better quality posting as well. It's more like /brit/ whereas this is more like /mu/+420. It has a Tim post and more are likely to be on the way.

Sage this one, bump >>72474913.

>>72476049
stop with this threadwars noncery, I'm shitting up both threads and there's nothing you can do about it

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>>72476117
Nigga I started the /willies of brit/ thread

I kicked off this party

>>72476112
I claim responsibility, we will move

new

>>72476180
>>72476180
>>72476180
>>72476180
>>72476180

>>72476157
the aussie has spoken
>>72476139
falseflag
>we

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does american negro fetishism know no bounds?

>Why don't you slash your throat you utter fucking cunt?
nonces are very twisted individuals

>>72476192
terrible fake

would unironically rather post in an anime thread than a grime thread even though i despise both, but i hate this nigger bullshit more

>>72476233
stop bumping their thread you mong

>>72476191
seriously m8 turn down the autism, who gives a shit as long as the thread is decent no one is out to get you

>>72476250
it's real just in a foreign language

>>72476285
you are out to get me

>>72476324
onichan

new

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>>5238338
>>5238338
>>5238338
>>5238338

just arrived home, feeling somewhat intoxicated if I say so myself

>>72476381
welcome back

>>72476370
>>72476388
extremely embarrassing show
>babbys first cross board
>>72476381
wubu2 x

>guys if you don't keep posting in my illegitimate thread that i posted after a new one had been made then that makes you a nonce
>you're not a nonce are you anon?
If you fall for this then you deserve to have janny delete all your posts and their hard-earned (You)s. Go take a look in the official thread. Any nonces there? No, it's a normal (and official) /brit/ thread. Stop threadsplitting by posting in this fake thread and join /brit/ in the Official /brit/ Thread:

>>72474913
>>72474913
>>72474913

Do it now, while your posts can still be saved from the jannyman.

y'all truly pathetic

>>72476381
thanks lad

>>72476420
hello

>>72476449
quadruple nigger

>>72476441
imagine trying this hard to justify your noncery
operation yewtree will get you eventually

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_me3NrPMh8

new

>>72476467
>>72476467
>>72476467
>>72476467

>>72476409
thanks lad*

>>72476471
imagine smearing the official /brit/ thread with "nonce" to justify your threadsplitting
janny will get you eventually

>>72476296
i know it's in a foreign language

the subtitles are clearly not a translation of what she's actually saying

>>72476475
cool

>>72476475
good video
what fascinates me the most is that by the time we were first capable of producing video footage, we were long since capable of building such magnificent structures as seen in this video

wish janny would come clean up this mess desu

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>>72476471

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>what fascinates me the most is that by the time we were first capable of producing video footage, we were long since capable of building such magnificent structures as seen in this video

>>72476542
>>72476586
janny won't be waking up any time soon
i suppose that suits nonces like you though

English women are subhuman tier.

Also, just out of respect, I would never refer to Wiley as a nigger, the man puts his heart into what he believes.

What hurts me is seeing skepta becming more and more American with just a little success. Rocking black shades at fashion shows wearing formal clothing etc. - that's not me.

>>72475443
Think this is at Cheltenham racecourse