jamahiriya of london edition
REALLY want to shag this yoga woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loszrEZvS_k
just discovered a new sense
*challenges you to a match*
UZI LOVER
i love you
>>72472759
>gif
fuck off
British citizens at the Scottish Border Crossing shortly after the Scottish withdraw from the Union, Circa May 2020
arms ache and shake after carrying 2 shopping bags for more than 10 minutes
I am THE runt
i'm a virgin but i guarantee any girl would rather have sex with me than any other /brit/ poster desu
>>72472670
You know the piss lord is unironically on roids right?
>kike pass
asjajsdjsjdfkgkjajaAHAHA
what was the scariest/most nerve wracking thing you've ever done?
>>72472779
UZI LIKE A METAL DICK IN MY HAND
CLIP FEELS LIKE A BIG TESTICLE GLAND
>>72472826
usually avoid such situations and is probably why i'm here rn x
>>72472760
*bbbrraaap*
thoughts on rich piana?
>>72472722
mental
what about when she got doxxed on /plg/ and it was proven that her dick pics were in fact her?
>>72472826
Made my first /brit/ thread
I just want the lads to accept me
>>72472760
yoga's so cool but it doesnt develop legs at all
triple g lads
I have deadlifted 190kg but can only bench 95kg
I have disgusting stringy arms with tiny thin bones
My bodyweight is 81kg and my wrists are less than 6" around. I know women who are 5'2" and 50kg with the same size wrists. i'm a genetic freak
Tbqh although janoy is a joke in terms of bodybuilding he's stronger than your average gym rat. If i were him I'd drop the entire bodybuilding thing (which he's shit at) and just become an amateur power lifter. He's got short and sturdy limbs and doesn't mind being fat he'd be good at it
>>72472868
>she
>her
>>72472866
one day you may
alri
>>72472826
hit a car in a parking lot then ran
never got caught
Londoners watch the funeral of Winston Churchill from atop a bombed out building
>>72472826
going travelling alone in the US and introducing myself to hostel dorms full of people and then going on roadtrips with them
>>72472884
i would pay 100 euro for one of these but with kev on them
>>72472882
yoga is for women la'
>>72472866
what is that vacuuming shit he always does?
>>72472868
yeah the one who got doxxed, "livia", was the ex gf of the mad cunt rping as trappy. idk about the dick pics, don't remember that specific episode, but there's a ton of evidence collected about it being her ex and he admitted it the other week. Weirdest part is he still posts there under the trappy trip. Think he's a bit mad tbf
>>72472806
creasing at the thought of this you delusional mong
Literally no reason for us to have PIP, DLA, Income support and ESA. Any time new labour encountered a different individual circumstance they invented a new benefit for it.
me thinks the disabled and abnormies are getting off too lightly in the benes cuts
>>72472826
jump out of a car that was going 50 mph
>>72472920
didn't GBjr play ball in university?
>>72472938
stomach vacuuming is actually a legit thing
>>72472935
third eye status: welded shut
What is the one thing about Britain that you dislike the most?
>>72472921
done this in a tight british street outside a paki shop in a council estate with a car full of stoned people howling at me including one girl
never got caught
>>72472929
FONT
>>72472930
Can't find his posts on boards ie anymore, he still after buggering off to the states?
>>72472956
are you a /fit/ part time male model? because i am
>>72473003
you
VOTE CORBYN
>>72472826
Hitch-hiked to Glastonbury. Some mad fuck dumped me in the middle of the motorway as it goes into Birmingham. Had to dodge a few lanes of 80mph traffic to get to safety.
Either that or the first time I played on stage. There was only a handful of people, maybe half a dozen mates and a handful of strangers but for some reason I was terrified.
Once pulled a knife on a couple of lads who were trying to mug me in a dark cemetary. They ran off and I felt fine until I got home and was trying to get my key in the lock. My hands were shaking so much I had to stop and take a minute to calm down.
>>72473034
give us a piccy then lad
if you're a part time male model you'd have plausible deniability; "i dunno someone just posted my picture on 4chan"
>>72473003
the people are twats
americans are MUCH friendler
We don't need child benefit and child tax credit either. cut one of them
Where's my DWP consultants fee?
>>72473044
literal clown
>>72473034
autism
you're probably more photogenic than me but in a real life situation i would give a much better impression to a girl than you
dumb virgin
mental to think theres loads of illegal irish immigrants in america. thats 3rd world tier
>>72472968
Lenin had the right way to deal with these leeches.
Don't work, don't eat.
>>72473061
>Once pulled a knife on a couple of lads who were trying to mug me in a dark cemetary
are you serbian
>>72473025
>>72473064
Hi :3
>tfw still on spring break
wish it would never end
>>72473063
not actually me but close enough
if you've never broken a bone you're a pussy who didn't have a proper childhood
>>72473061
>Once pulled a knife on a couple of lads who were trying to mug me in a dark cemetary.
What
>>72473044
not sure she holds any real political opinions
redpool me on liverpill
>>72473121
or im just stronger than you
>bragging about having weak, untermensch bones
creasing at you
>>72473121
i havent broken a bone cos im not a malnourished cuck with a calcium deficiency
>>72473141
YOU
JUST
KNOW
>>72473044
Looks a lot like my sister-in-law desu.
>>72473101
No why? You know someone else that happened to?
What's this accent that people in London speak with now, really quite lazy and incomprehensible?
>>72472866
Mentally ill mutant
>>72472970
i pressed the emergency open button and jumped out of a bus that was going 5-10mph and went straight into a bin and hurt myself a lot
this was as the bus was pulling up to the school bus stop in the morning with a load of other people getting off behind me
>>72473166
no it just sounds like an extremely balkan thing to do, the whole situation
>>72473141
>that facial expression
cannot stop laughing
Got called a lickarse britaboo autist on /int/
>Bob Marley: Dead
>Marvin Gaye: Dead
>Whitney Houston: Dead
>Michael Jackson: Dead
>Prince: Dead
>Chuck Berry: Dead
Black people only have Lionel Richie and Stevie Wonder left.
>>72473175
urdu
>exfoliate and get dry skin
>don't exfoliate and get spots
hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>72473179
what makes you think that?
>>72473034
don't get ahead of yourself champ
fashion and image is illusory
>>72473141
why does that beach ball have legs?
>>72473205
use moisturiser on the dry skin dummy
>>72473205
They invented something called lotion for these cases, lad
>>72473149
>>72473175
multicultural london english
>>72473089
dunno about that m8, i'm naturally cool while all your "impressions" are haphazardly put together to try to attract the female
>>72473175
Give an example
Do you mean cockney/working class?
Tommy Robinson, another good irishman
>>72473127
It was pure coincidence I had the knife. It was in the side pocket of the holdall they wanted off me, part of a picnic I'd put together earlier that day. Was taking a shortcut home through the graveyard opposite my house, when two lads (one carrying a branch) cornered me and started asking about my bag and getting a bit close.
It all happened as quick as this:
>"what's in the bag?"
>"my stuff"
>"what kind of stuff?"
>*produces knife* "knives"
>"shit he's got a knife" *runs away*
*sits down on your post*
watcha gonna do bout it matey
Isle of man TT racers must have some bollocks.
Mass Effect 2 is genuinely one of the greatest games ever made
blows my mind how badly Andromeda has been fucked up
>>72473276
ask you politely to move
>>72473264
Ooo you're hard
>>72473276
*you feel my willy against your bum*
*i am visibly embarassed*
*you leave*
Weird how london has no crime or muggings yet you go to somewhere in the provinces and this happens >>72473264
how can america only be spending less than 3.3% of their budget on education? seems crazy
>>72473242
No. They say "innit" and "bruv" all the time.
Turn on BBC1. They're speaking it.
>>72473238
>i'm a /fit/ model
but apparently i'm the try hard but it appears quite the opposite
good mental gymnastics
want a ginger qt bf
>>72473293
*moves*
>>72473297
*grinds harder*
hmpphh
>>72473207
>What makes me think that
The guy isn't just blasting tren and hgh mate he either injects synthol or has some sort of collagen implants in.
>>72473309
education is four retards
>>72473182
i don't remember hitting the ground and have only partial memory of walking back home
my knees were skinned pretty badly and i could barely walk for the next few weeks as they healed but i didnt suffer any serious injuries
>>72473290
>blows my mind how badly Andromeda has been fucked up
How do you know this?
>>72473317
that's just poor people speaking poor
>>72473322
r u a qt girl
>>72473309
Talk to any yank and they won't think it's very important because they didn't get an education either
UK Kitchen Nightmares> US Kitchen Nightmares
>tfw no women will want to ever fug you.
>>72473350
been watching a play through on youtube
nige is a top lad
>>72473309
it isn't 3.3% of their budget, it's 3.3% of gdp
>>72473344
what surface was this on?
>>72473386
what's wrong with it?
>>72473319
have started a line of conversation i'm not longer interested in continuing
if it's all the same to you i'll withdraw and leave you to boil in your autistic rage
>>72473182
>and went straight into a bin and hurt myself a lot
howling just imagining this
literally mr bean
>>72473309
money for education comes from three different levels here
local, state, and federal
the bulk of the money comes from the state level which is why the general rule is that states with lower tax rates have shittier public schools
goodbye lads
dont think I've even had anything dangerous or scary happen to me ever
>>72473407
dreadful voice acting
boring characters
slow story
repetitive gameplay
>he is northern
>>72473448
off out on the piss fella?
>>72473448
bye
>>72473448
later
>>72473392
>nige is a top lad
for you
i used to love him but seeing as he has no official say in the brexit process he should have just kept a low profile and walked away as a hero
he's embarrassing these days
>>72473464
>gif
fuck off
>>72473334
why woukd you do this to yourself lol this is not the work of a happy man
>>72473398
typical local roadway so some sort of concrete/asphalt
hmm
what good does brexit do for me?
gonna start a band
anyone wanna join
>>72473514
me on the small table
>>72473448
glass yourself
>>72473514
>>72473448
see you later, hope youre alright x
>>72473517
selfish attitude
why does trump take xanax?
for hispanic attacks
>/brit/ - Cats Staring at Walls
>>72473579
h.ello reddit
>>72473568
why are you persisting with this shit gimmick
i don't know who this man is and i'm not even going to take the time to google him but please just fuck off
who the fuck is bob mortimer and why has this lad been posting his shite for the past few hours
im enjoying the bob gimmick. i liked him in the thing i saw him in
>>72473605
fuck offff
>>72473529
Sure
I play guitar
>>72473605
>>72473610
good posts
need bob out of /brti/'s business desu sunshine
>>72473605
*prays for all your souls*
Bob is a poor mans Tim.
>>72473660
Thanks, Daniel.
How to trigger yanks 101
>Go on /pol/
>Call trump "president dump" or "president bog fart"
>Get millions of angry responses calling you a shill or from some company
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlHTdQBpZ9Q
ahh yes, the yanks
know my ex's fb login info and kinda want to login to it but kinda dont want to
how i become christian lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ehh8ZdIMMj4
Where do normies get the confidence?
>>72473605
Exceptional post.
Enjoyed Shooting Stars as much as the next lad but this gimmicks (you) return has been pitiful.
>>72473660
hello nigger
if i can identify as whatever gender i want does that mean i can identify as whatever race i want?
>>72473718
Not yanks, just conservitards
Please remember that there are some under this flag who went to college
>>72473765 see >>72473660
>>72473742
https://youtu.be/ZdDxjge5hmY
depressed
don't care
eugh
need help
>>72473764
transafrican
>>72473605
Just bored. I'll pack it in if it's bothering people. I'm a big Vic and Bob fan and find most of these pretty funny or mildly interesting, relative to the rest of the shite that gets posted on here anyway.
>>72473610
It's very rude to talk around someone like that. Address me directly if you don't want to come off like you were raised by a set of uncivilised cunts.
>/r/socialism
>/r/communism
do average guys get any action on tinder or should I not bother unless I am a chad
>conservitards
>>72473660
from west but i weren't made in chelsea
more like made in ealing
when i used to get beatings, not screaming help me
i said strally goes in and they said i'm dat guy like welbzy
>Liberal Democrat leader Tim Farron is to accuse the prime minister of following "aggressive, nationalistic" politics like those of Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin.
Thoughts?
>twitter posting and it isn't are gezza
Fucking hell, get it together you spacker.
>>72473797
r/communism is tiny
r/socialism is just SAD though
>>72473846
mfw i've been banned from both
Levy Schmitz says: let in the refugees.
i think it is a good idea !
>>72473383
idktf
having a beard isn't all it's cracked up to be
keep getting shit on my beard when I'm eating
>>72473799
why not?
>>72473837
your tail goes swish and your wheels go round
giddyup we're homeward bound
who /footballgrime/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OAk7j7EXIk
>>72473895
shave it
can't fucking stand facial hair and i can't wait for the beard trend to die
>>72473899
>>72473895
Shave it off then daft cunt.
comes from lonely nights
>>72473878
((((Levy Schmitz))))
Actually like yanks desu.
They're so much nicer than people in other countries
>>72473916
>>72473922
won't appear to be as manly though
>>72473942
Hi :3
why did hitler even kill jews like omg they did nothing? like is he just angry or crazy wtf? ??
the gf
>>72473878
>refugees welcome
Not in your own home though, eh? Or any where near you in fact
>>72473898
Your race comes from your heritage and you can't change your heritage
My ancestors were white british so I can't now say I am black ethiopian.
>>72473963
GRRRRRRRRR MANLY
GRRRR I'M A MAN
GRRRRR BEARDS
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
fuck off with your overly toxic masculinity
>>72473942
ummmm foy?
>tfw no Irish bf with a big bushy ginger beard
Feels bad man.
I don't know why they let a fuckin Saracen become mayor of Londinium.
>>72473908
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvcPcWh_pBs
>>72473983
because he was an idiot
if you kill your enemies they win
>>72473990
heritage is a social construct though
>>72473966
will you be my friend?
I'm unironically studying in the US next year
>>72473908
I got a point at the pub trivia last week cuz I got a question about Grime right
>>72473992
big fan of your manual transmission post
>>72473908
>>72474026
how's it going niggers?
>>72473963
>manly
so? in any case a beard doesn't mean masculinity
>>72473942
>They're so much nicer than people in other countries
you're right but this is why i don't like them
>>72474047
GRRR I DRIVE A MANUAL BECAUSE I LIKE CONTROL OF THE CAR AND I LIVE ON HILLS BECAUSE I AM A MANLY WELSH MINER
GRRRRR AUTOMATICS ARE FOR SISSY GIRLS GRRRR I EAT MEAT AND MEAT FOR BREAKFAST
>>72474042
Sure
Where at?
>>72473605
you're pretty arseanguished over a few pics of cats staring at walls
>>72474026
>poppies
good culturally british lads desu
>>72474083
doxxable info
>>72474095
What state?
>>72473765
exit polling showed that the majority of high income / highly educated people voted for trump
>>72474081
fantastic post
the gf
>>72474104
alaska
>stop shampooing my hair for 1 day
>hair instantly becomes weaker, limper and more greasy
ah yes shampoo less they said
>>72474045
howling but makes me proud of how far grime has come
what was the question?
what shallav for tea lids?
>>72474040
Not really
>>72474104
massachussetts
>h-hi guys. you chaps into the grime scene? i certainly do enjoy the sick beats of stoma and skepsis.
>>72474118
>gif
fuck off
>>72474085
To be fair, I'd been posting Bob Mortimer tweets all night (got 50+ now) and those cat ones were actually some of the best.
>>72474104
west virginia
>>72474147
top notch post
>>72474139
yep. just like race is.
>>72474104
west virginia
>>72474151
sorry here's a webm instead
everything's a social construct
apart from baked beans
those are just shitty runt food
ahh yes the lad who took his test in an automatic and now isn't allowed to drive a manual but pretends he doesn't care is back
>>72474152
some of them were mildly amusing but that doesn't excuse how pathetic your saturday night has been
sort it out lad
u ever just want to sit at the bottom of a pool or something. like if i could breathe underwater it would be a really nice, peaceful environment. especially if it was sunny and the water was nice and warm. just sittin there, watching the sunlight dance on the tiles? yeah. that’s a nice thought
>>72474135
grr macho ingredients in man fridge
>>72474193
who the fuck even drives a manual these days
what do you think giving gerry adams a rimjob would be like?
>tfw no central asian soviet gf
>>72474144
>>72474130
delet these posts
>>72474212
the overwhelming majority of people in the uk do
>>72474161
>>72474167
hmmmmm
>>72474130
Cool
>>72474133
Topic was the 2000's
"what music genre was invented in West London based around hip hop and DnB? Includes such artists as Dizzy Rascal, Skepta, and [someone]"
One guy in my group was pushing dubstep really hard but I know more about dubstep than Grime
>>72474201
>watchmen
>manly
hmmmmm
>>72474168
This bint is self obsessed
>>72474212
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>>72474165
I mean in the sense that there aren't a common set of traits that all blacks or all white have, yeah, but race is still a real thing.
the modern left is hilariously misinformed
>>72474133
>me proud of how far grime has come
Why does it make you 'proud'?
>>72474237
oh yeah I forget everyone in this country is a stubborn bastard
>>72474275
ok then big boy, inform me
>>72474283
rasheed
>>72472760
me in the bed
>A father was shot and killed in front of his wife and 10-year-old daughter after being carjacked because the killer didn't know how to use a manual transmission, police said.
whats the deal with japan making their characters white in video games
>>72474195
Bit old for partying. Got a bit drunk last night for St Paddy's though, so a quiet night in tonight. Just capping and posting stuff basically on autopilot. It's quite therapeutic.
>>72474242
>based around hip hop and DnB
umm no sweetie x
both had some influence but garage, jungle and jamaican soundclash culture were more important to what grime is
consider myself left wing but i hate 99% of lefties
>>72474214
deadly
>consider myself left wing but i hate 99% of lefties
soylent green is people
/brit/ is a general for young lads. Old lads OUT
>>72474382
Einhorn is Finkle
spoke to a 50-something millionaire on /b/ once
>>72474334
I didn't make the damn question, I just got it right
Take a chill pill nigga
>>72474277
because i've been listening to it for 10 years even when the scene was pretty much dead and now grime is even bigger than it ever was in the first wave
grime is civic nationalism and was a reactionary to london niggers pretending to be american
got called a yanky danky doodle twat in london
>Why yes, I do watch Sargon of Akkad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo
>>72474133
>>72474242
>>72474334
>>72474417
>>72474421
hello niggers, mind if I join in this nigger discussion?
>>72474329
nothing wrong with a night in but posting 50 tweets of the same person when the (You) ratio is incredibly low is just autistic and embarrassing
gonna drop 10000ug of acid and discover the secrets of the universe
see you on the other side
>>72474440
hmmm, the lesser spotted video 'dora
must admit I enjoy this variation of the 'mmick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTzdeT1lMyM
got called an ass hat in florida
Corbyn is a joke of an mp. With the Tories having complete control Britain will sold off. It will become a tax haven for the super rich. The poor will become serfs.
seriously if you were born pre 1994 just fuck off
>>72474440
Imagine if he lost the hat, got a haircut, and wore nice clothes that fit well.
>>72474500
1999 here. deal with it
>>72474474
you can really tell Churchill had a lisp from this interview
>>72474500
born in 1984 here
>>72474462
i do mind actually you edgetard
>>72474525
same
>>72474525
I said pre 1994 you absolute cunt.
@72474500
1991 here
>>72474480
Tell us what happened lad
>>72474531
reddit might be more your speed, nigger
let me guess, you're going to say "le fuck off /pol/, 4chan isn't racist dude XDD"
>>72474421
so you're proud of a fucking music genre that you simply listen to? oddball.
>>72474500
nope
Business idea: give everyone girlfriends to ensure good mental health
kek
>>72469906
>>72474394
You're wasting your youth on an internet imageboard? Kind of sad isn't it? I'm so grateful I didn't find 4chan until I was late into my twenties. I would've missed out on so many amazing memories. Parties, clubs and pubs, women, random friends, adventures...
When I was your age I was out making friends, exciting memories, seeing, smelling, tasting the world. What will you have to look back on? "Gimmicks?" That time you got a bunch of (You)s? I feel bad for you. I can't tell you to get off here and get a life because I know how addictive this site is, but I wouldn't let on that you're young in any way when you're on here. It's kind of pathetic.
Would you sell out Jewish families to the Nazis?
People born before 1995? nah mate not a fan
Doing a listen to 2814 lads
NAAAGHHHHHHHAA
>>72474421
Oh look, it's that middle-class mummy's boy dweeb from Surrey. How's tricks, Rupert?
people born before 1997 and after 1998? nah mate not a fan
who /1996/ here?
>>72474600
FOG
>>72474586
Well he's correct. There's no gene inherent to blacks that makes them more unintelligent
1998 here, absolute best dob. I'm basically an oldfag compared to these 1999 runts
Find it quite funny how riled up some of you get at the mention of grime
might get into yoga
>>72474567
maybe proud isn't the right word but if you were always into something when it was a niche and everyone else dismissed it as shit then one day it becomes mainstream and the same normies who said it was shit start to love it
then it's more of a 'i told you so' moment
>>72474643
i'm white working class that grew up in a multicultural urban area
just turned 18 lads, doing my first post!
>>72474673
hmmmm
>>72474656
Wrong
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24326626
>>72474673
Lel.
who /1999butreally2000/ here?
>>72474673
>sells
This is why Jews aren't human and everyone in history has fought to remove them from their societies.
>>72474467
I don't post on here for attention or (You)s. Might as well steal bait off /b/ or /pol/ if I'm gonna do that. I did those tweets because at first I found them amusing and wanted to share them with /brit/, then found the repetition funny, then it just became compulsive. Okay, we all enjoy a bit of attention on here, but if that was my motivation I would've stopped after the first few were ignored.
I still think it was as good as 90% of the content I see on here most days though.
>>72474711
welcome to the 'chon my young friend! :)
>>72474707
Sure you did, Rupes.
>i'm white working class that grew up in a multicultural urban area
>>72474746
physically disgusted at the prospect of somebody born in 2000 posting here
>>72474711
started lurking here when i was 16 and didn't post until i was 18 because i was scared, didn't used to watch porn either
feels a bit silly now
>Brunner syndrome is a rare genetic disorder associated with a mutation in the MAOA gene. It is characterized by lower than average IQ (typically about 85), problematic impulsive behavior (such as arson, hypersexuality and violence), sleep disorders and mood swings.
hmmmm interesting. i wonder
>>72474640
great post
someone start an actual thread please
>>72474789
>people born in 2000 are 17 years this year
>>72474718
The MAOA gene isn't inherent to blacks. That study comes to the conclusion that blacks that have 2-repeat allele of the MAOA gene are more likely to engage in violence.
>>72473732
Start reading The King James Bible, accept Jesus as your Lord and saviour. Watch a few sermons on't 'Tube.
Nothing too hard.
fuckin /brit/
>willies, anime, or grime editions
Terrible
Kys
janny help
Imagine being on /int/ to read about other countries and you see 3 /brit/ threads dominating the board.
I'd be well miffed.
HE is not gonna be very happy