/brit/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkkhrhWB9SU

need a new pair of bewts

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gf

GOOD thread
please visit here

childhood is mocking the north

adulthood is investing in it

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the goal

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>>72456094

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england BTFO

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embarrassed to say ive only shagged 2 girls

>>72456094
Those aren't even expensive m8.

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so THIS is the power of the midlands engine

>10°C outside
>sweating my bollocks off
withdrawal was a mistake

>>72456094
not for neets tho

>>72456120
FONT

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>>72456039
Never been into 2hu but it has some ch00ns desu. also feito

>>72456008
If you've made it to 20+ a virgin it's not likely you're suddenly going to change, as clearly you lack motivation and talent. So why suffer further?

Like I said, I didn't lose my virginity to an escort, but now that I use them it wouldn't have bothered me

belfast is shit

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a six county country on your own island and a constant source of butt hurt?

>>72455945
>Our ex lass
wat

also name?

might know her.

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>>72456120
>hahah look at me Xddd I'm such a robot virgin lol!

fuck off

waaaheeeyyy up the ra

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>belfast is shit

SINNE FIANNA FÁIL

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Invest in the North lads

>>72456121
who is this kid quoting exactly???

>>72456168
reminder that nobody in mainland britain cares about NI

we see you as an uppity burden that causes far more trouble than you're worth

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Got the flu lads.

>coming down off a three day bender of mdma, coke and general debauchery

kill me

reposting
going to scotland next week to visit a mate. other than trying irn bru, what else should i do?
gonna visit nils olav in the zoo as well

there are places in portugal/spain that quite literally look 3rd world

not sure how that happened

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REALLY struggling to deal with my inceldom

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>>72456014
>from the biggest empire in history to the second most powerful in the British Isles
Stay mad Brit bois
http://www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2017/03/17/it-s-now-clear-northern-ireland-is-leaving-the-union

>>72456120
>>72456149
>>72456178
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
this is a normie general, 5 birds shagged minimum for entry

>>72456214
both statements mean the same thing

The North is always better in every country. There are literally no exceptions to this rule.

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Belfast

>>72456241
Name?

>>72456153
90% of the time it doesnt bother me. im a huge geek so i dont care or try to care, but the other 10% kills me.. i went to a party the other day and almost bailed out because of how awkward i felt, so i have no chance in a 1-to-1 environment.

>>72456237
get some haggis inya lad

>>72456243
Or should I say the "Irish Isles"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Literally wouldn't remember that NI existed if it wasn't for autists trying to force relevance on /brit/

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>>72456241
literal perfection

>>72456237
first time I saw a fox was when I visited edinburgh

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>>72456250
Deanos like you are cancer for /brit/

>>72456271

Olga Katysheva

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Promote Belfast

>>72456121
so is minmodulation a trap or not

>>72456319
>deano
i own my car outright sweetie

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why would someone put a tower that would be suitable in manhattan in the middle of a tiny town in scotland

architects=fagets

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whoa... so this is the real manchester...

>>72456121
>anime avatar
glad there isn't an argument here otherwise its value would have plummeted

>>72456281
yeah, probably gonna try that square sausage thing theyve got as well, and fish and chips

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I was born in Belfast in the late '80s. My da got out of jail, married my mom, made babies. We were grinnin' eatin' Ulster fries and big titties, steak and kidney pies, and glazed gravy. I was a praised baby, but say I'm not—I haven't been praised lately; you know why? Cause,
I WAS BORN IN BELFAST.
HEAR THE SHOTGUN-SHELL BLAST.
AND YOUR SOUL'S GOIN' TO HELL FAST.
YOU TRIED TO RUN BUT YOU FELL FAST

Fuck surveillance—to hell with the mask!
Fuck commercial I don't sell to the mass.
The alpha - the omega - and the first - and the last.

Hide the verse in the past, but now I've got flows.
I used to curse in the tracks but I forgot those.
And that's is my version of events that is told
and so it begins I commence with the golden flows,
Late nights I'm up rollin' cones

alright i'm bored

>>72456253
what? I asked who said these things that this nonce quoted?

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why are americans posters so awful at banter?

lads I have to send a letter to (London)(d)(D)erry

Not sure if the receiver is a prod or left footer
what should I put on the letter?

someone rub my tummy

was doing the whole "I've only shagged 3 girls in my life im pathetic routine" with my mate during group work at uni and some sad cunt in the group thought we were being serious and started talking about how hard it is to be a virgin, we were absolutely howling at him when we went for lunch

always get tempted to buy the latest 'just released' console even though I don't play vidya and know I will have lost interest by literally the day after

god damn merchants and their flashy advertising

VERY pleased with all this Belfastposting

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>white bois

>>72456406
neeps n tatties твн

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>>72456243
fuck off yank cunt

fed up of you plastic paddies getting involved in our politics, you clearly have no idea what you're talking about

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ladies and gentleman, we will shortly be landing at Manchester International Airport

someone rub my titties

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>>72456425
never forget

>>72456260
South Africa

>>72456442
Looks Arab

>>72456421
they're not quotes you fuckup
they're statements

>>72456425
Evangelicalism

>>72456442
why are black people so violent?

met a FAT aussie last night
dunno why he was in a random pub on the outskirts of brum but each to their own

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the side of belfast they don't want you to see...

>>72456434
me

>>72456442
thats in France, its a moroccan/algerian or something

>>72456442
Looks put on desu.

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pls visit ; __ ;

>>72456470
why are white people such pussies?

>>72456483
aussies run britain

>>72456487
wait is there more to belfast than just this side? i thought belfast was a complete shithole

>>72456462
>Transvaal is in the north

Nope try again

>>72456454
Can you see Salford shopping city from there mate? pride of my city desu. xx

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who /eastbelfast/ here?

>>72456061
>>72456014
the only thing i'd visit NI for would be the northwest 200. but desu, the isle of man is the real deal for road racing, and i feel like having been severals times, it probably wont be as cool. that being said, there would be a lot more dunlop fans i wold have common ground with.

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you arrive in the late 90s

why are there so many ulstermen on /brit/

>>72456555
BT4
T
4

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>>72456442
why do niggers love to dance so much?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Iy9IHFwaje

DIE BRITS DIE

what can nicola sturgeon/gerry adams conceivably do if the uk government just declines every referendum attempt from now until the end of time?

asking for a friend

>>72456466
????? yes. i know...but by who?????

>you fuckup
no need to get triggered and provoked just because im poking your little bubble :^)

>>72456518
Aussies run BC too.

That's why there's so many chinks here; they brought them along.

Please spare us downunderoverlords.

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wew scotland has some great lookers

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>>72455806
great gimmick

>>72456560
how can you be a fan of a tyre manufacturer?

>>72456513
>white race

no such thing

>>72456518
he was a fat bogan twat
said he lives 100km from brisbane in queensland (i.e in the bumfuck of nowhere)

>>72456588
Lmao

Yeah watching all those Facebook posts about keeping out all those Muslim terrorists. Ignoring the inconvient fact that home-grown right-wing terrorists are far more prevalent within their borders. Funny how 9/11 keeps getting mentioned, but never OK City....

>>72456014
taking refuge here, also I want to visit belfast

>>72456623
keep him
>>72456600
shut up leaf

>>72456656
'sheed

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this rorke is really avin' mad one because people who dont have underage cartoon girls as their twitter avatar are calling them out

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Lads

Westminster voting intention:

CON: 42% (+1)
LAB: 25% (-1)
LDEM: 12% (+1)
UKIP: 10% (-1)
GRN: 4% (-)

(via ComRes / 15 - 17 Mar)

>>72456555
>>72456586
KAH

>>72456594
Good Friday Agreement means that the UK Government can't decline a referendum attempt if there's a reasonable expectation that reunification is possible.

>>72456594
Denying a northern Irish referendum would be against the good Friday agreement

>>72456684
>keep him
he was only here visiting

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>>72456388
in my home town they decided it was a good idea to build an absolute eyesore of a monstrosity dead in town center directly on top of a lovely old beaux arts building

>>72456676
you will be disappointed

>>72456695
doubt

>>72456684
Yes sir

>>72456723
>The Good Friday Agreement

Ah yes, the so-called """"""Treaty"""""" of Versailles

>rains a lot in the UK
actually it barely rains at all if ever

when i come i make a noise like a balloon slowly deflating

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>poland looks better than britain

cant breathe

>>72456656
>>72456656
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1VDXED0A1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n1VDXED0A1

>>72456784
*farts in your mouth*

>>72456723
>>72456701
> if there's a reasonable expectation that reunification is possible.
how do they gauge this without a referendum

inb4 polling as if it's reliable Lol

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>fuggin sheeds coming here, growing our economy grrrr!

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it's

omracer

heeeeyah

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So this is what they mean by northern powerhouse...

>>72456738
why?

I fuckin hate Brits, man. I fuckin HATE THEM. Like they come here and they've got that accent. And it's just... like I don't use this word often, but it's actually so cuckold. It's like this dry, whingy—it's pathetic. I fuckin hate Brits, I actually wanna just fuckin chuck 'em in the nearest bin. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars, just rot in the fuckin bin! FUCK.

>>72456796
literally looks like a better version of edinburgh

Instead of forcing NI to reunify with ROI, why can't we reunify ROI with UK?

Why do British town planners and architects feel it a good idea, in a grey and rainy country 90% of the time, to build everything in grey brutalist concrete? Surely it can't be so hard to build things at look OK in gloomy weather

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.

no (but my farts do)

>>72456826
i like those mountain desu. reminds me of the appalachians

>>72456848
You fucking what mate?!

*pushes you*

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>>72456858
brutalism hasn't been a thing for quite some time

they did it in the past because it was cheap

>>72456237
Edinburgh is VERY nice


that's about it

>>72456732
doesn't look so bad since all yank buildings are just cubes but it's a dumb size and colour, the facade is probably all wrong and windows are too small.

>>72456243
>http://www.politics.co.uk/comment-analysis/2017/03/17/it-s-now-clear-northern-ireland-is-leaving-the-union

... literally somebody blog posting their opinion about the implications of a conversation. absolutely sick of clickbait, fake news tosh, splattered all over social media by clueless twats. this is a perfect example of said material.

>>72456796
why wouldn't it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E29mFxT-fBs
the gfs

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>>72456886
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.

If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Manchester for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>>72456621
jamalsteinchangdriguez

>>72456425
they have no sense of irony, they take everything austically seriously

So they're finally here

>>72456237
why is your king in our zoo

*comes into your quaint little town*
*knocks down an 18th century library*
*replaces it with a brutalist style block of flats*

ahh yes, much better

>>72456962
>>72456962
>>72456962
>>72456962

>>72456893
i'm gonna be between perth and dundee some where

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note that this tweet is from a left wing perspective so literally no one will ask the usual "who is he quoting?" and everyone will just laugh along, typical bitter commie cunts

>>72456817
Hmm yes infinite growth in a finite space

/brit/ is too tryhard tonight

see you later lads

>>72456989
thanks levy chaim architects plc !

>>72456970
he's just a brigadier and knight

My local council spent £450,000 laying a few bricks on a roundabout. The wall doesn't even encircle the entire roundabout, it goes around about a quarter of it.

When pressed, they responded "w-w-well a lot of the money was from the EU not the taxpayer!"

Ah yes because wasting someone else's money is even more responsible!

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Dublin
3. Leeds
4. Glasgow
5. Edinburka

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>>72457006
>finite space

>>72457038
What the fuck does happen to all that money though? Do they just pocket it?

>>72457003
there are no written sources where hitler gave the order to gas jews

-_'

>>72457038
Push it or even report to the EU. Someone took the money into their own pocket.

>>72457064
>Birmingham

Ah yes the Venice of the Midlands.

>>72457064
>dublin
american education.

>>72456619
was really hoping someone would be clued in enough to get the refference. especially someone from NI.

The Dunlop family is a family of motorcycle road racers from NI, from very humble beginings. Joey Dunlop was the original hero, and still holds the record for the most TT's won. His nephew Michael who is only 19 is currently smashing all the records in the sport.

something in their blood. they're crazy. no fear of death at all

>>72457038
literally this lol >>72457086

where do you live?

just sold this council some overpriced bricks lads, all in a day's work

>>72457092
MAKE DUBLIN BRITISH AGAIN

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london's come a long way

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How many times have you jerked off so far?

>>72457106
>no fear of death at all

To be fair faced with a choice between the sweet embrace of death and another day lived in the full knowledge that I am Irish, it's not easy to say what I would do.

>>72456957
Just look for a morbidly obese Hispanic untermensch outside spoons. I'll be the lad carrying the full-length mirror.

>>72457064
>Edinburgh below any of those other cities

imagine being brit

>>72456784
the East coast of America gets around twice the rainfall of London but twice the sunshine

bonkers yeh?

>>72457075
pretty much. council boss' brother will set up a construction company. council boss will pay the construction company £450,000 to lay 4.5 bricks, the construction company will sub it out to a group of polish builders who get paid £0.5p/ hour.

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Been to Hong Kong recently lads.
It's like London but done right.

>>72457090
Heard that shit'll give you Alzheimer's

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Fully typed out a message to someone, checked it over like 100 times so far. My finger is just hovering over the reply button. How do I cure my autism and send it?

bbc weather is a scam

>>72457167
Stopped wanking when I saw her poop out the purple dildo and I've just been laughing at the whole thing ever since.

>>72457202
how the fuck is hong kong anything like london

Ufc london tonight

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>>72456999
I'm from London, never been to perth. Glasgow was shite (where I was anyway), loch lomond and Edinburgh were great.

>>72457212
be born again

>>72457202
t. zhang xiao dong

>>72457223
Where

>Slept over at a grills house on the sofa
>Mate said she had her head on my shoulder all night and was following me around

Did i blow it?

seeing the english gf soon

>>72457176
is that a Caribbean country or a south pacific country?

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>>72457212
scary feel

>>72457267
on the dildo.

telling you mate, thing was funny as fuck

>>72457250
>I'm from London
t. Mustafa al-Amry

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What are you lads doing 2nite?

>>72457272
she certainly didn't lmao

>>72457277
*blocks your path*

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lads

>>72457168
good joke.

but wish someone here other than me liked motorcycle road racing. i feel like people just dont realize how crazy it is. literally the most dangerous sport being practiced today, and for some years desu.

>>72457320
>...but with a whimper

>>72457297
t. provincial jobless empty shithole peasant

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>>72457310

Nix the whole "humans can't breed anymore" gimmick and Children of Men isn't actually all that from from reality

>>72457212
JUST DO IT! And then you'll do it more till you have control of your life and won't be a worthless piece of shit like me.

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Haha lads out on tha lash

>>72457310
lmao

>>72457306
he's quite handsome ngl

>>72457383
/WALES/

>>72457167
not jerked off since 2 days ago desu lad.

>>72457272
no, go talk to her, if you don't do anything than you'll blow it.

>>72457167
did she really get fucked by xavier woods? howling

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whoa.. so this is what they are doing on my tax money instead of getting jobs...

gran sent me the same birthday card two years in a row

has a car on it

don't even like cars lads

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Wot uni are you lads at?

>>72457442

its been like 2 weeks now tbf

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>>72457251
>>72457289
>>72457380
sented it

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t. provincial jobless empty shithole peasant

>>72457202

didn't really like HK

too crowded and not really walkable at all. i actually kept going to lantau island just for some fresh air and peace.

>>72457469
what was it about x

>>72457212
show us the message. bet it's autistic as fuck

>>72457458
>he fell for the university meme

Towns would be infinitely better if the councils were scrapped

>>72457448
how do they get your tax money? do you guys pay them to breed?

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not religious but this looks interesting

>>72457285
Caribbean, east of the Bahamas

>>72457212

when you're 90 you'll look back and regret it

>>72456442
looks like a really easy way to have your nuts blasted, you can be the biggest guy around but a ball kick reks anyone

>>72457458
University of Employment and Adult Life - Richmond Campus

>>72457306

washing xanax down with johnnie walker island green

>>72457512
yes, we literally do

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>>72457064
good post
>>72457088
more like Venice is the Birmingham of Italy

we have more canals

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AHHH!!

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you arrive in communism

>>72457448
this is fuckin cool

>>72457448
>muh taxes

ah yes the yank

alri lads

>>72457176
RARE

>>72457458

the university of life

AKA: Working

You ARROGANT student

>>72457345

saw isle of man TT practice, that was mental, need to go back for the actual event

>>72457469
when the person answer it you'll answer back, just delay it a bit, so you don't appear desperate.

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>>72457541
Sounds like a good time.

Can you describe the effects of xanax.

>>72457505
>>72457539
wageslaves

>>72457555
>>72457575
What do you do now?

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>>72457251
>>72457380
what's it like to born in brazil surrounded by hot bunda and normies

>>72457464
>>72457464
>>72457464
come share your cute accents :33

reckon taxation is theft

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDfaBgnQSEg

>>72457458
UCLAN

>>72457560
>>72457566
well hello niggers

>>72457600
We own the businesses lol

>>72457595
Boring and not worth the street price

>>72457595

like taking a bath in warm cotton wool

>>72457615
fuck off

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Help me lads

>>72457463
well, did you talk to her after that? if not maybe there's still time.

>>72457593
dmitri?

>>72457615
i have a paki accent 2bh

>>72457600
>Wageslaves

kek i've been a neet for 6 years straight [spoiler]just kill me now i want it all to end[/spoiler]

>>72457658
"same haha. so what r u doing?"

>>72457698
kek

>>72457658
WRONG ANSWER YOU STUPID SLUT!

>>72457600

Wageslave at some shit minimum wage retail job

Might try education in 2018 desu

>>72457684
are you trying to get out of it?

>>72457621
how is it there? Do you enjoy it?

got called a limey at gregg's

>>72457612
who dat

>>72457658
what does that even mean? tell her to fuck off

>>72457469
I hope your grammar was better than in this post lol

>>72457658
"let's talk the language of animals tonite bb"

>>72457612
nice

>>72457458
don't go to uni
just sit around the house doing nowt

should probably get a job

oh well

>>72457029
If you're inbetween Dundee and Perth, make sure to go to reading rooms with some pills xx

>>72457670
good post

>>72457503
>>72457493
Cannae say bit doxxable. x
>>72457531
I look back a week later and regret stuff.
>>72457593
Sounds like something normies do, you're quite knowledgable. x

>>72457680
that's ok, my brother visited london last summer and said it was great

leaked pics of Amanda Seyfried pics giving a guy a blowjob on a surfboard is good

>>72457734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3U0udLH974

>>72457658
You probably wouldn't like animals either if you were capable of communicating with them

>>72457658
clearly low iq, drop

>>72457775
just tell us in general the topic if you can you've piqued my interest now x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Yb4x7LHhY

>>72457800
mow

I know more about the job market and employment because I've worked at a call center and mcdonalds for the past 5 years and am now going to trade school. suck it arrogant students, university is a meme you'll never find a job

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>That distressing feeling of walking home form work after finishing an early shift and seeing all the high school kids walking home and realising your the last one from your age group still living in this one horse village.

>>72457614
I'm not a normie for Brazil's standards but kinda normie for 4chan's standards. well, i'm not a chad but had my share of bundas, pretty good tbqhwy famalam.

>>72457723
yup but no luck so far. at least i still have a sort of active social life,

>>72457797
you arrive in the northern powerhouse
>>72457800
very cute

>>72457878
you any good at footy?

>>72457763
what do you mean?

>>72457800
is that you and your bf lol

the brit gf

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What is Oxford like as a town and/or uni?

END THE DEATH TAX

MAKE THE RODENT FAMILIES DO IT FOR THEMSELVES LIKE EVERYONE ELSE

>>72457902
bit creepy ngl

>>72457965
phwoar she looks fit mate

>>72457960
LOL

>>72457902
very nice

Business idea: tax everything

>>72457967
sea cow

>>72457775
as I said in >>72457878 i'm kinda normie by 4chan's standards.

>>72457902
first time i've seen a real naked woman tb h

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>>72457976
Living in Oxford for work. It's pretty naff here, filled with stuck-up rich people, hardly any good nightlife, loads of foreigners

Anyone else here from Oxford?

GOOD thread

>>72457987
thanks for joining us tonight

>>72457960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6v_Tfs6DH8

>>72457914
nah, i was always a goalkeeper because of my height, so i never played it properly.

the jews?

so called new
>>72458085
>>72458085
>>72458085
>>72458085
>>72458085

NEW THREAD
>>72458064
>>72458064
>>72458064

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>>72457902

>>72458079
who?

>>72457946
Reading Rooms is the best club in Dundee and I'd say in Scotland if you're into the underground scene rather than normie clubs.

>i have never seen a vagina: the thread

>>72458096
>>72458098
WEW

>>72458072
sound like a fat twat that got bullied
only the mongos were forced to play in goal

>>72457658
laugh it off, change subject

>tfw planned to spend money I reserved for a payment due on the 20th
>cheeky cunts have already taken it out my bank
Good thing I keep a decent supply of rice and pasta in the flat

>>72458096
lefties go here

>>72458098
adults go here

>>72458064
>>72458064
>>72458064
>>72458064

MOVE

>>72457590
good lad. camping makes the whole thing much more affordable. protip. use tinder to hook up with islander girls during the TT. the locals are mental, women are great.

>>72458098
BTFO

>>72458143
that's not how it works. first always wins

>>72458124
not fat, it's because I was tall (still am), and was a good goalkeeper. i wasn't bullied, i was somewhat popular.