/brit/

first for life would be better as a girl

here you ya wank

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>>72354598

>>72354664
wow this is one of the most disgusting dishes I have ever seem in my life

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Cara

>>72354696
Q u i r k y

>>72354693
It's a national delicacy, fuck off

ah yes the ol' 'pression

might do a slight cry but try to hold it back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hGqo5ICsNqM

might have some larks tongues in aspic

>>72354724
try listening to albums you like or discover new ones
honestly find it the only temporary mood raiser for me, stuff like ssris do nothing

just thought about a beloved childhood pet that died

gonna have to book 2 months off work, looks like the ol' 'pression has returned

>tfw hairy as fuck pubes, legs, and arse
>no chest hair and very little facial hair

what did i do wrong in a past life to deserve this

this poster ((((72354788))) wants to control your mind

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Hope you lads enjoy this cheeky fighting gif

>>72354788
oh I've already tried that

works for about 15 minutes but then fades away

>>72354792
fuck off

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who /physicallyintimidating/ here?

can feel manlets and skeletons shaking with fear when I advance on them

Geordies? Nah. Not a fan.

watching Planet of the Apes
looking forward to living it out irl very soon

>>72354803
i did, thanks for joining us tonight anon!

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the gf

>>72354796
same but with nipple hairs too ahahahaha

>>72354850
A manlet with a gf gave me a weird look when I walked past them. I don't know why they're so insecure, I mean I'm tall but still a lanky fuck

>>72354803
Jesus Christ that knee to the face is brutal

>>72354850
I scare women with my body

people give me funny looks

I'm a monster

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>>72354920
>some dude looked at me funny
>w-w-well he's just worried I might take his gf because I'm 6ft instead of 5'10

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>can feel manlets and skeletons shaking with fear when I advance on them

mmmm danone

>>72354878
seems there's some problem, your picture isn't loading
maybe upload another one?

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>when you start to become more religious and instantly break out of neetdom and have 10x more confidence and enthusiasm

>progressing from NEET to christcuck
dire

why are initial posts and images not appearing when I highlight "view" in 4Chan's archive?

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>>progressing from NEET to christcuck
>dire

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>>>progressing from NEET to christcuck
>>dire

>>72354998
>progress is dire
haha off by one lad

Despise every 4chan board without flags

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> >when you start to become more religious and instantly break out of neetdom and have 10x more confidence and enthusiasm
>arno-breker-nazi-sculptur(...).jpg

72355049
AHAHAAHAHAH DON'T BE BAD WITH AUSSIE RORKE

>>72355035
whats wrong with /3dcg/?

>reddit filename

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>>72355035
i thought the chronic shitposters were australians but now that i've spent considerable time on /int/ i see that it's really the canadians

watching american dad

how does he know that it is a reddit filename?
because he post there hahaah

>>72354505
never better served than by yourself

>>72354597
study finance?

>>72355049
That image is hilarious in how badly is misunderstands the alt-right's mindset

post toot

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>That image is hilarious in how badly is misunderstands the alt-right's mindset

what the hell
>>72355137

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>Thinking Nazi would want anything to do with someone who spends his life browsing an anime image-board filled with porn and getting his political opinions from youtube

>>72355133
unironically a great image

>>72355106
pourquoi

Wanna play a good fps WW2 single player game desu

>>72355230
Brothers in arms is fun, aged a bit though

>>72355239
Miss the old Call of Duty and medal of honour games desu.

ho tf up

>>72355187
à cause de le Pinker Tones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoUAPOUwHqc

>>72355270
*smashes that mf (You) button*

>>72355270
*raises paw*

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thoughts on this image lads

>>72355360
Not certain she's of age and as such I decline to comment
Thanks

be tolerant of french wogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JbqWy-6T5o

thai chicANO

>>72355388
ajajajajajajaja

>>72355360
FUCK OFF CUNNYBOT

>>72355384
Foreigners speak too fast, they need to streamline their language a little more

>>72355174
They would find a use for them, maybe intelligence service as the alt-right is good with that

they don't make them like they used to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XKGhG0W0LQ

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big fan of Jánki Kótov
>>1156430

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>>72355360
a cute

>>72355381
she is 18 years of age

>haven't showered for 2 days
>rub ballsack with fingers
>take a sniff

hhhhhh

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>>72354664
>tfw anglo
>tfw your ancestors subsisted off of this
I never want to go back to the homeland

>>72355438
>anglo
doubt that very much

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Pic is my granddad in the battle of berlin

>>72355451
my dad shot gooks and smoked marijuana in vietnam

>>72354664
literally worse than Poles

>>72355415

>>>/qa/1156430

lads how to keep out suicidal thoughts?

>>72355487
I have 205 filters up my sleeve anyway t?bh

>>72355526
post them

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i really like this image

would like to shake the hand of the lad who made it

kill yourself fucking scumbag

>>72355531
I just posted one, take that.. you don't need anymore.

>>72355518
100mg of dmt administered once a day

you're not truly depressed if you're still able to cry

missed it

tb?h
fa?m
sm?h
CU?CK

test (icle)

SHAKING MY HEAD FAMALAM TO BE QUITE HONEST YOU cuck

>>72355576
woops meant to reply to >>72355538

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>>72355554
been going to dunkin donuts on the reg lately and routinely have the same girl serve my coffee

she said "you always look so miserable, cheer up a bit" to me today

told her i have nothing to be happy about

>>72355576
post fucking machines xD

>>72355601
she's right you know

>you will live long enough to see california, a place where innovative legendary technologies were once created, lay in ruin and filled with shitskins
surreal

>>72355628
then decimated by the impending super earthquake.

pottery.

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doing a think

eyes biger than stomack

>>72355601
tell her shes a normie twat and should fuck off

aussie rorke posts in reddit

>>72355647
read this in a Scottish accent

>>72355574
which character did you use for this

?

>>72355628
It's white peoples fault for not having babies

Work is draining
Can't find any girls to date
Getting bored at home
Hard getting friends together more often than twice a month

Bit grim overall

what'll be funny is if yellowstone erupts at the same time as the great californian earthquake

hello redd??it

>>72355692
none the filters are gone

>>72355698
teach me the art of nothingposting, thailad

>>72355733
foy

which one for a more clearer, focused mind - no-fap + eventual gf or wank and cruise?

>>72355713
its also nonwhite peoples fault too for not being smarter

test
minna-san

>>72355737
sm??h

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>>72355601
>she said "you always look so miserable, cheer up a bit"
bit of a cunt thing to say honestly

>>72355742
>no-fap

just don't wank so often you mong
once every 3 days is fine

how can i do the triforce?
i deleted system_32 once and it worked

>>72355692
copy and paste character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGTLwV3rQro

doesn't work desu

>>72355758
didn't answer my question la

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>>72355731
that's life and it'll never get better only worse

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>>72355738
I don't want to reveal my method because the mods keep removing them. just copy and paste something like ... t?bh

into a notepad, if need be change the font or char type until you see a square and there you go. Or just use shift and back arrow to find it inside the word.

>>72355816
stop being nerdy

very sad!

i love thai chicANO's edited webms

>>72355816
heard the x-files theme in my head as it zoomed in desu

>>72355816
>the filters have been in place since 2015
weeeeew feels like only yesterday

>>72355836
n-no..
>>72355858
init

>>72355846
x)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMtVaPFPCs8

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84

this drumming is so good t-b-h

>>72355889
heard this one

hey i told you that i like your edited webms

>>72355905
thank you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SiimxmB-Uw

What a fat german gf to sit on my bollocks

Everywhere is dead and I cant sleep
help

want a gf that'll have sex with other men in front of me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tv5gBa9DQs

SAD!

>>72355977
reckon i could heem most of those lads

>>72355765
not what I asked you dumb fucking abo cunt posting from an internet cafe in the middle of nowhere next to a petrol station so you can huff it you fucking stupid piece of shit. fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY

up early, can't wait to see the geert wilders win

>to win a war is as bad as losing one

really makes you think

why dont animals make clothes

>>72356049
fuck off weedman

>>72356089
there's literally no animal smarter than a human toddler

may have a wank

>>72356119
why not

>>72356089
They don't have a need.
Humans lost their body hair for the ability to sweat, but that means we needed a way to survive when it gets cold.

>>72356119
i dont mean full clothes like trousers or whatnot

i mean why dont they wear simple garments like shawls or capes

>>72356119
wrong. adult chimpanzees are smarter

>>72356119
only asian and white toddlers

>>72356133
cause they're dumb cunts
>>72356142
no thumbs probably get in the way
>>72356144
t. chimpanzee

>>72356167
ironic seeing a jew perpetuate racial science

>>72356177
animals do wear capes unless you can produce sources that suggest otherwise

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Hey /Brit/ I really like this British guy I've been talking to but sometimes hes kinda crude but says its just British banter

Is this true?

>>72356215
He's probably a shifty Irishman trying to steal your lucky charms.

>>72356206
he's your sauce
*diarrheas on your face*

>>72356215
define crude
Jay levels of crude aren't ok but americans are very soft so you could be getting triggered over minor stuff

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>>72356225
explain this then

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>>72356191
irish are white niggers

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>>72356224
Hes not Irish no

>>72356244
He just sometimes has no filter but he said a lot of British guys are like that but he can also be really sweet it really throws me off lol

>>72356253
that's at best a primitive legionnaires hat

going to washup a task of which i most displease

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xat1GVnl8-k

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What is the final solution to the big breasted Jewess problem?

got a doctor's appointment tomorrow at 11:50am lads

remind me yeah x

would like a coke now for some reason

>>72356404
every man in the world impregnates a jewish woman, and since judaism is matrilineal, in a few generations the entire world will be jews, and then they can no longer play the victim or trick the goyim

todo list:
do a cheeky poo
make a cheeky new
get a cheeky (You)

>>72356404
gas the males and breed with the females until their race is gone

i've never been to a concert

>>72356488
VERY good post

>>72356335
youre wrong you idiot!

>>72356089
they dont have opposable thumbs

>tfw Friday

>>72356404
only have sex with big breasted anglos

why do white women have bigger breasts than coloureds

>>72356558
It's only Thursday

>>72356686
>amerislows

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>>72356699
Bite me

>>72356686
trolled baited

>>72356729
nah just kidding it's still thursday here as well

i will go ahead and bite you though

>>72356651
coloureds can't handle the milk

>>72356651
non whites have higher rates of intolerance to dairy products

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>>72356732
>The British banter got me again

dang it

>>72356775
why do you post cats

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>>72356754
I didnt mean that literally lol

>>72356786
I'm a cat irl

*our eyes meet across the room*

>>72354664
british """"cuisine""""

>>72356810
ur a bent cunt

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not a fan of this other yank cat poster

>>72356813
*downs my drink while the rhythms boom*

>>72356828
*smiles at you*

>>72356810
me too mew mew

>>72356506
ahh youre roleplaying as a girl/trap

interesting. very...inter..

*walks away and talks to someone else*

>>72356815
don't steal my lines

cunts

wish i had a lad to bum me x

>>72356821
oh okay my bad

>>72356841
what kind of cat though?

>>72356857
sorry jacques

And so begins day one of no sleep.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCok6IqRf7k&t=176s
>tfw no qt titcow mum that breast fed me until my early teens
what a terrible feel lads

watching some kike on this bus look at MILFs lads

>>72356686
day off innit

Wish i had a gf to bum me

wish i had a bum

how to deal with stoners in work?

any managers here?

girl here
wish i had some whimpy runt of a british bf to finger bang

>>72356929

Fuck sake I hate public transportation. Last time I got on a bus some fat fuck sat in front of me who took up both seats and just watched porn on his phone.

>>72356847
wat

enjoying a borderline rotten banana lads

on this bus and some fat yank taking up both seats is watching porn on his phone

absolutely livid

SHUT IT UPPY

>>72356922
>tfw no forever young forever beautiful gf surrounded by winter

>>72356962
just say "we know" to him

the so called "state" of this so called "thread"

really hate it when people ask how i am

do i just say hi back? do i just say good? am i expected to ask how they're doing too? because i don't care

how are you

>>72357049
autistic retard

>>72357049
when people ask me how i am, i just say alright and don't ask them back
lmao

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Got to go to the hospital today, i hate going to the hospital desu

>>72357049
if it makes you feel better they probably dont actually remotely care if you feel well or not

getting a skip delivered today, going to fill it

>>72357064
i've had doctors test me for autism, i have none of the signs other than social anxiety

Alarm went off an jour ago but still havent gotten myself out of bed

Couldn't sleep last night because I drank too much coffee

>>72357088
>i've had doctors test me for autism
what did these tests consist of?

it's beacuase your an herb

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https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/mar/15/beware-jews-road-sign-north-london-reported-police

howling lads

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>tfw you will never get to experience a nuclear detonation in person

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489607251103.webm

Why couldn't I have been born in the 40's

>>72357126
sheets of paper that i had to draw x's on

my gp also says i don't have any of the telltale signs from his observation

>>72357075
What for?
>>72357109
Same except it was Fanta Fruit twist

>>72357134
alri Phil from the 1993 hit film Groundhog Day

>jews so successful whites literally have to wage a war and genocide to compete
whitey btfo

>>72356871
bit gay

>>72357158

How did you cope with the lonely night? I watched Silicon Valley

>>72357163
weirdly I just watched that last night

>>72357164
>jews
they're not semites anymore so why do you get called anti-semitic for insulting them

>>72356905
a black cat

>>72357142
i cant see videos or pics or nuclear detonations without being reminded of that bollocks story

>>72357049
>good, you?

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>>72357184
me too
this is so me

>>72357158
Did a long wank, listened to music and posted on the 'chon

Is silicon valley any good?

>>72357142
Just imagine the feeling of being there
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489285877663.webm

aren't sperm mad lads

literally little fish swimming around inside you

your testicles are essentially your own fish bowls, a built in aquarium

>>72357206

Pretty funny, very formulaic though and repetitive with the problems the characters are having.

>>72357164
yeah but those whites committing genocide were defeated by other whites

>>72357234
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489285732765.webm

>>72357239
yeah and if you put some in a lass it becomes a fukin lad like you or me
shits mad

>>72357265
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489285655605.webm

saw a kid of a life-sized techdeck

i am inherently a radical centrist, i strive to be competent at everything but a master of nothing

>>72357279
did everyone in these die of cancer?

Dreamed I was a househusband with a farmer, breadwinner wife living in the Pyrenees lads.

>>72357328
maybe, smoking was a big killer back then

if i could be put into cryosleep until 2517 i'd do it desu

Why is the son on The Middle always shirtless?

>>72357355
nice lad. i dreamt i was in a petrol station buying a cheese and ham toastie and a coffee. didn't even get to eat the toastie, the whole dream was me trying to buy it. looked like a nice toastie.

>>72357371
Who'd want to wake you up?

All these retards wanting to pay money to have themselves frozen never think about that.

>>72357426
i'd wake him up

>>72357442
you'd be long dead, unless you froze yourself too, but then who'd wake YOU up

>>72357442
what if he can't wake up

>>72357458
if wake them up

>>72357489
no you wouldn't you greedy jew

>>72357489
cheers lad

*surreptitiously looks up The Middle*

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Next time we fight, we fight together!

I'd wake the Israelad

haha based dutchbros

rorkes absolutely btfo

fuck off geert crawl back under your rock

>>72357539
the dutchies are good lads. rorke literally in tears.

Morning

>>72357535
i'd wake this lad up so that's everyone sorted

Why is Debora such a cunt to Ray? Half the time she blows up over the simplest things.

>>72357601
who is the best character and why is it robert

redpill me on gallipoli

Hila

Emma's Watson has a cute ass. Fuck the haters.

>have to do a group project
>lad tells me to get ready for 8 and he'll pick me up and we'll go library to do it
>alri
>he's 20 minutes late

Ah yes, a wonderful start to the assignment which is a shared grade

>>72357601
she knows deep down that despite his protestations ray will always choose his parents and disabled brother over her and that it's just a matter of time until their divorce. it manifests as aggression and short temperedness.

>>72357539
Can't wait for le pen to get btfo and Schulz to be elected.

>tfw no welsh gf

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>counts down

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489118113248.webm

>>72357682

What was Robert's disability?

>>72357725
who is this erectile entrepreneur

>>72357777
Bender

>>72357764
FOY

>>72357725
tfw no gf with a passion for coarse aggregate bounded with fluid cement

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio

>>72357761
mong or spastic, can't be sure which without doing some tests

why do africans look older when they are young but younger when they're old

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Does raymond live in the same neighbourhood as Doug heffernan

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Portugal desu

>>72357951
that's a cute lad. name?

>>72357933
yes

>>72357761
i was pretty amused when he got caught beating off in a cinema

think i'm going to have a heart attack.

cholesterol probably off the charts
too much salt in my diet

didn't notice because I'm only skinnyfat

>>72358103
skinnyfat is the most unhealthy desu


LIFT!

want to die haha x

>>72358134
>>72358134
>>72358134
>>72358134

move move move any mountain