/brit/

>>72358134
chebs

>8 gimmicks early
terminate yourself

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*takes your toothbrush*

Just got back from Kong Skull Island lads. The cinema was empty so I recorded the whole thing on my phone. Only 8 GB

>>72358213
madman

>>72358213

Was it Kino?

>>72358134
those tits look horribly floppy, bet if she took that top off they'd hang down at her sides, nipples pointing at the floor

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SOME

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>>72358223
Legitimately had some really nice shots

just torrented Kong but matey recording must've been a fucking heffer because he's huffing and puffing through the whole thing, poor lad

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>>72358271

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

Why is Ray and Robert's mother such a sociopath? She's borderline psychotic.

>>72358273
>cgi
>nice

>>72358273

How are they transporting him on such fragile looking wires across the ocean?

i used to like the big bang theory before 4chan convinced me it was shit

>>72358271
>>72358288
I need to know what 6279 is 2bh

I'm dating a black woman. AMA

>>72358280
CGI can and regularly does look good in the year of our lord 2017
>>72358314
The idea of taking him off the island is never even mentioned, it's all about survival

>>72358339
ah yes, the ol' replying to the wrong post gimmick, a classic

>>72358339
Sudanese?
Traditional?
Abo?
How abo?

>>72358363

African. I believe she's Nigerian

bloody tories broke the rules

this government is literally illegal and unelected

>>72358273
just emailed the MPAA. good luck in court.

>>72358454
My impression is that they broke the rules of political common sense. Who the fuck holds a referendum that they can't afford to lose?

https://imgur.com/gallery/6wltd

Really makes you think

>>72358332
sameish, I laiughed at a few episodes, had planned on watching more of it then the autistic screeching here pointed out why it isn't funny and I should feel bad for ever thinking it was. Thanks guys for saving me from enjoying anything.

is australia a country or a dominion

>>72358489
it's a penal colony

>>72358513
ive got a penal colony in ur mum

>>72358472
someone who puts winning an election ahead of economy and security

>>72358530
at least I have a mum

>>72358530
Good post

>>72358513
*ahem* akshooally, we are an independent state with separate institutions with a shared monarch. All of this was clearly established by... a series of acts... of the British... Parliament. Fuck.

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reee they moved my tabs

brexit will go fine

we're best friends now

Bet Dave is smiling with the biggest, smuggest grin on his face and muttering "At least they've forgotten the riots"

bollocks are absolutely rancid

convinced its to do with shitting

if i go a day without having a shit, bollocks are fine smell neutral

go for a shit: 0 to utterly fucking rank in about an hour

before you say something like "learn to wipe you grotty cunt" then fuck right off

thats not the problem, just fucking shitting in general. ill say it right now:

i hate shitting

>>72358273
The only one.

>>72358605
learn to put out your unused cum

>>72358473
actually read it all. surprisingly interesting.

>>72358473
hmm, yes, really makes you th
*sends you a dick a pic*

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>>72358620
I thought people only bashed movies they hadn't seen on /tv/

>>72358134
phwoar

is it weird if i go to the cinema by myself? asking for friend.

in school english literature used to be my best subject

ha not any more my dudes

>>72358716
>his kinoplex hasn't got a no singles policy
grim

>>72358716
I went with my mum last week because I didn't want to go alone

>>72358701
I've seen it. It is enjoyable when watching it, but the more days go by afterwards, the more it feels disappointing.

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>>72358489
it's actually a commonwealth
also they're imperialist cunts who need to be stopped

>>72358716
If you can sneak past the cinema wardens without a girl by your side I'd say you've earned it, just make sure to tell them your gf is in the toilet if someone asks for proof of partner halfway through

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>>72358683
realized the same when i raided in WoW with an aussie guild

you really are rude cunts

>>72358750
You better shut the fuck up mate or we won't let you live in Antarctica when It happens

>>72358750
You're first to go when Australia mutinies against Britain

>>72358770
i'll just live in british antarctic territory its alri

I don't get why they don't let people in on their own? are they worried about weirdos wanking in the cinema or something?

>>72358750
We had Papua New Guinea until the 70s, wish we hadn't let that go. Gave a bigger presence on maps

>>72358716
take a couple of light bags so it looks like you are travelling and you've decided to watch a movie before your next train

>>72358720
>no singles policy
is that actually a thing? never tried going by myself.

>>72358716
Yeah it's weird.
If you go when the theatre isn't full and you pick a suboptimal seat, then probably no one will give you any trouble.

got my ear pierced today lads

>>72358786
>british antarctic territory
lmao, enjoy the South Americans

>>72358810
Good, now people can tell you're a faggot on sight

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>>72358821
>>72358786

>argies claiming our shit as usual

>>72358810
How many time have you got your anus pierced you fucking fagget? Fagget?

>>72358810
*forms an 'O' shape with both my hands to either side of my mouth*
pooooooOOOOOOOFTEEEEEERRRR

>>72358750
who stole that segment of Antarctica in between theirs

>>72358857
Fucking French cunts
a-a-aaarrooooooooooooo

>>72358857
the FRENCH
>>72358844

>>72358844
>north hemisphere countries trying to claim

the height of arrogance desu
stick to your arctic circle

>>72358888
We got our claim from the Brits in the '30s :^)

>>72358844
why not just give overlapping countries part of the unclaimed section.

simple

>>72358836
>>72358849
>>72358851
it was the left side (not gay)

>>72358901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbKNlFcg02c

>>72358901
i don't understand why they need to do it radially . i'd claim a circle in the middle so i have to trounce through everyone's territory to get home

>>72358937
>yank accent
Shan't, just simply shan't

>>72358931
Your side is always the gay side

>>72358931
guess what bender, that's your right side to everyone else

>>72358883
>>72358878
what island do they have down there

theres a small dog on the lawn outside and as mad as it sounds, i swear its only got two legs. but i dont know whats weirder, just the two legs or the sort of webbed feet its got

>>72358883
Are better than you, what about it?>>72358931
Both sides are gay

out and about giving the big'un in my puppy onesie lads OI OI hahaha

>>72358978
The frogs actually have a claim to the Falklands 2bh. They landed there before us.

>>72359004
HAHAHA LOL POO POO XDD FUCK I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE THE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION IS EATING MY OSUL I JUST WANT TO DIE NOW PLEASE FUCKING GIKK MEE AAAAA

>>72359019
wrong side tho

>>72358984
has it got wings and a beak lad?

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>>72358984
Doesn't matter anon, just love it. Doggos need love. This is my doggo. I may play the asshole here but truth is, I'm sensitive.

>>72359023
hmmm
*lifts monocle to my left eye*
yesss... quite.......

>>72359004
sounds like a duck

>>72358994
Bums to the wall lads, French bender inbound.

>>72359034
Reckon I could drop your runtish dog with one kick no problem

reckon i could my fist in my ass

>>72359019
Have at it. We gave you the codes so you maniacs didn't nuke the Argentinians. We've got all the EEZ we need.

>>72359033
aye its turned around now and can see the beak, its defo a type of water bird

>>72359026
True. I think they were just trying to shitpost the convicts pre-internet.

>>72359052
Reckon I could drop you before you got my doggo you brit conscript piece of shit.

>>72358844
Uk owns Argentina?

>b-brexit will k-kill the country everyone
>f-fuck old people
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-39289269

>>72359124
>.co.uk
Shan't be opening this virus in this tab or any other tab on my personal computer.

done 775 words think concentrations evaporated for the meantime

really tho need to do that much again today

Hey stains.

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>>72359124

>>72358906
India's second name is unclaimed

>>72359124
240mil is nothing, but good for you anyway, still hope Marine gets us out of Euro tyranny. Like we got America out of English tyranny.

>>72359131
>Australian flag
Shan't be viewing this virus-post in this tab or any other tab on my personal computer.

good morning you fucking cunts

belligerent ghouls run manchester schools
spineless swine, cemeted minds
sir leads the troops, jealous of youth
same old suit since 1962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDvgZbA7T-A

>>72359034
A Frenchie is a sensitive little fairy, how unusual.

>>72358810
It makes brain sharper

>>72359107
does it look perfectly suited to living in a pond?

just filtered australian flags. really has improved my /brit/ experience.

Wow
So powerful <3

I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:

Islam: The world's fastest growing religion - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-39279631

love to kill a women

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>>72359207
that is fucking awful lad

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>>72359229


Based Sargs

ahaa

getting my daily dose of Lindybeige and Tom Scott lads

Getting my daily dose of 'cide

>>72359224
was just going to post this
how do we stop them?

One fascist nationalist down two to go

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>>72359229
I love me some Molyneux memes

>>72359212
Reminder that diev et mon droit, reminder that all brits are French rape babies

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the welsh powerhouse

>>72359294
no diamonds in wales mate

>>72359274
Pork, knives and bullets

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>getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

>based Sargon

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Like dogs but if you actually use the word 'doggo' you deserve to get glassed desu

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the algerian is staying in france i see

>>72359249
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abyHF_zG3ng

>>72359124
would encourage me to buy a Toyota if they weren't shit

>>72359284
yes our royal family was french after 1066 but we are germanic people. i've been to france. hardly anyone is blonde haired and blue eyed we aren't like you

Why do we celebrate our own people's dwindling influence and numbers?

>>72359306
This 2bqfh
It's a stupidly rèddit word

>>72359306
cute robbo

>No new Secureteam10 video up yet

I want my comfy Ayyy videos

>>72359306
sodin

>>72359306
nice blerb

slavery of the french must be legal

>>72359327
Because its to pay for our crimes against non-europeans

>>72359306
Your flag was literally given to you by French women. I do declare the word doggo to be good.

the CONservatives breaking election spending rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhHGDOgjie4

>>72359353


can't believe no one was jailed, fascist UK. (i'm one of those nasty Corbyn supporters you've heard about that just wants a more equal country!)

>>72359353
And yet, they will still be in power until Corbyn pops his clogs

>>72359351
lol your country got totally humiliated in 1940

>>72359326
Half your dna is French. Sorry we raped you so much lad. Diev et mon droit, nothing you can do about it.

>>72359353

dodgy dave
____ tessa/tessy

theobromine suppresses coughs better than codeine allegedly.

>all this pop-like house music kanye west rap shit

please fucking self-immolate

I swear every Brit I meet has the most "modern" music tastes in the worst ways. You probably wear banded pants you faggot and take pills (something every British hipster does is abuse drugs in pill form).

>>72359378
Corbyn has no backbone and changes his views on things once a week

Reminder Brexit was nothing more than a powerful tactic to depower UKIP and discredit Labour even more.

>>72359383
Because you sold us out in 1918. Good thing the USA owed us.

reality has a centre-right bias

>>72359423
depower isn't a word you cretin

got a nice picture of the earring but I'll post it later

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>>72359423
>depower UKIP

but the opposite has happened

nigel will become PM soon

IF YOU DO THIS I'LL NEVER HAVE SEX WITH YOU AGAIN

>>72359403
even had the gall to call the Tories a party in chaos after Hammond U-turned on national insurance. Seriously Corbyn? its the Tories who are in chaos? what a retard.

>labour

Every time I find out a British person votes for labor I literally immediately assume them to be working class council estate proles.

>>72359389
Terrible Tessy?
Doesn't have the same ring to it as Dodgy Dave

>>72359423
Labour is trash rubbish garbage anon

>>72359400
Going to have a hot choccy next time I have a cough and check out your hypothesis.
Thinking back to the variable effectiveness of the hot toddies I've made for myself over time I think you might actually be on to something.

>>72358473
*calls you sexy*

>>72359462
>>72359389

Traitorous Tessy

Double digits confirm

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yonaguni

>>72359284
>diev
>Can't even speak his irrelevant language properly

>>72359481
is this atlantis

>>72359455
maybe 30 years ago. Labour hates the working class now. its only pakis and champagne socialists who vote for the currently. this is why you'll see Corbyn constantly fawning over these people saying how much they bring to this country despite not being able to elaborate at all on these so-called contributions.
Working class vote UKIP, Tories or just dont vote at all due to being utterly ignored and disenfranchised by parties who prefer to virtue signal and wank over multiculturalism than help native Brits.

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>>72359497
could be natural or artificial at the moment thats Unknown

>>72359482
Just citing what's on your royal emblem, lad.

>>72359511
>Working class vote UKIP

Ah yes a huge segment of the country vote for that party that has one lone member of parliament. You fucking moron.

>>72359520
Gonna crush your little gonads whelp for making such an infantile mistake

>>72359520
Can't blame me for your French rape babies status.

>>72359488
what is the purpose of posting this picture?

>>72359519
how can those straight lines be natural

ah yes another four years of the same ol' shit

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>>72359553
STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP!!!!

>>72359539
No mistake, Yankee. Your welcome for your freedom btw.

>>72359553
giant's causeway is pretty geometric tbf.

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>>72359482
iacite

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>>72359553
thats the argument for it being artificial

but then think of stuff like giants causeway that looks weird but its natural innit

>>72359574
will pretend I didn't read this to keep my point intact

>>72359573
it's time to get a misericorde straight down your pisshole frog

>>72359534
Nothing he said was wrong, you tulip smelling shit stabber.

UKIP got more votes than the SNP in the last election and it's due to our broken electoral system that one only got one while the other got 52.

>>72359565
why a merchant pic
are you claiming jews have something to do with covering up atlantis

>>72359553
>how can fissures and structures form perpendicular to the gravitational pull of the earth in an environment that's still full of sediment

>>72359597
you scoundrel

>>72358473
just finished reading it, very interesting post, thanks lad
wish a woman would complement me tbf :(

>>72359606
you're a broken electoral system mm8

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do not try to find atlantis

>>72359604
You don't make any sense, American. Still welcome btw.

>>72359606
don't even know why i post here with morons like you

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>>72359677
was he on amphetamines or some shit

>>72359677
how much speed and coke had he done here?

for a minute there i lost myself

>>72359629
BEND THE KNEE TO NAPOLEON YOU SEMITE PIECE OF SOUS-HOMME.

>>72359701
>>72359702
just severely autistic id imagin

>>72359702
its clearly sped up

>>72359702
the footage is clearly sped up

>>72359701
literally yes

>>72359680

that did make sense you jacobin mongrel

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Me on the right.

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pass the amphetamines please

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good atlantis and that innit

I remember once I saw this fucked up gore and I had a strange fear that I would come to sexualise it
told my therapist at the time and now she probably thinks I'm some fucked up gore nonce
stopped taking ZOG pills and seeing a therapist and now my thoughts are mostly normal

>>72359702
>>72359701
high on white pride

>>72359701
homoerotic auto stimulation

>>72359753
this monument was carved by ancient aliens

>>72359757
this must be the australian that constantly talks about suicide 2bh

how u been bud?

Rhona Mitra is perfection

>>72359727
No it didn't you American piece of shit, misericords is a value, not "a" thing.

>>72359753
i really hope it is an artificial structure
that'd be so cool, if a culture advanced enough to built this massive rock structure had just disappeared

>>72359769
not him

>>72359690
Yeah I expected such an ad hominem when you got proven wrong, how pathetic you are.

>>72359786
Who?

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NEED a Milla Jovovich gf

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>>72359793

AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAA

AHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH

STUPID STUPID STUPID!

>>72359795
yeah mate using a hammer and chisel on a rock is well advanced. spooky!

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>>72359769
>>72359795
aye

>>72359795
for me, it's the pyramids

>>72359814

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vu8PdUQJp3Y

>>72359817
Where are the tits?

>>72359606
There was a referendum on electoral reform not long ago, I wonder how many would-be UKIP supporters voted in it?

They had their chance

anyone remember the pyramid meme?

Got a dentist appointment in an hour, not sure if I need to pay
I am working but on my last assessment date I got the full benefit minus the sanction

After that going to register with GP

>>72359857
>ooga booga where the G-cups at

>>72359840
It is actually

Same thread as this morning?
Pathetic

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>Yonaguni one of the Yaeyama Islands, is the westernmost inhabited island of Japan

>japan
>pacific ocean

it can't be atlantis then

it could be pacifis though

Gents, I have managed to go back in time, but only a few minutes. Something terrible happened.

Beware post #250

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Please post Australian data friendly images

Thank you

Don't engage it

>>72359878
not for humans.

>>72359900
Just browse on mobile

>>72359903
mermaids confirmed

>>72359917
>gif
fuck off

>>72359903
>inventing the chisel
>inventing the means to mine the ore, smelt and shape the metal, cut and sand the wooden handle
>inventing the idea of architecture and professions
Yeah fuck off mate

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>>72359871
>being into le delicious flat chest meme

>>72359858
Except that was a vote on a slightly less cucked system, not a good system.

was gonna break down this concrete slab I lifted off my driveway but the only chisel I've got doesn't have a sanded wooden handle so it bounced right off
fuming

>>72359840
alright mate how many people do you think it takes to carve all of that and put it together, the ammount of planning and communication? and technology to move that around?
get absolutely FUCKED you little bellend

>>72359827
American... I don't feel like laughing. American shouldn't be a synonym for stupid, but it is.

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>>72358134
https://youtu.be/Vw_ZL6nKUtI

How many of these walking stereotypes are still trodding along on the sceptred isle?

>>72359936
She literally has average size tits kiddo

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just knocked this up with a couple of mates over the weekend haha... didn't have many tools so it was a bit of a hassle but all three of us had chisels so we managed

Beware!

>>72359983
you did a shit job on the nose lad do it again

Pryamids were never a gimmick

>>72359888
Atlantis was just the Greek name for Hy Brasil.

>>72360005
It's meant to be an anime statue you FUCKING pleb

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atlantis vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ep9P6uX9BM

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post people that did nothing wrong

>>72360020
wailing

"Can you believe that guy who never talked is now a real estate mogul?"

>>72360049
Who r u quoting

>>72360028
that is just part of ancient india

>>72360017
what's the greek word for doing a poo and having a wank

How come i can get a teaching job overseas on the basis of a skype interview but for work in another town they insist on physical meeting
Waste of time

>>72360049

Funny, figured you'd ironically be working at tech support.

>>72360066
Indian Shakespeare.

Gwaliore Shah-e-Bhar

>>72360096
sloppafloppaspooge

>>72360096
Copromasturbatis

>>72358134
I'd religion of peace those chebs if you know what I imply

>>72360066
https://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200803/second-nature

>>72360125
not a scooby, Sven mate

>>72360096
fappimus shittimus

>>72359983
Why is the head so small?

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>>72360138
>click link
>see pic related
kek

I have to admit, guys, I'm a bit obsessed with early 20th century Britain.

Pretty much the command centre of the world at the time. Every language was being studied, every good imported, and every race ruled under a single elite. It was like god-mode, but IRL.

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New thread

>>72360173
>>72360173
>>72360173
>>72360173

Aha x

>>72360191
*mines this post for concentrated autism*

>>72360109
if gwalior had not betrayed at the last moment, we'd have got our independence in 1857

>>72360032
Cornwallace in the Patriot did nothing wrong.

>>72360145
my bad

The people of Scotland not the Scots because the SNP is cvic nationalist not ethnic nationalist.

>>72359594
Giants causeway is a regular geometric pattern.
This thing is straight lines and 90 degree angles, but not in a regular repeating pattern.

>>72358472
a buller who only cares about money and hoes

>>72359304
Need to get rid of the French first. At least the muzzies keep our kebab shops and taxis running so we can enjoy a night out.

>>72358473
Can confirm, I feel good whenever I send a pic of my cock to some random stranger