/brit/

>>72324934
OK, this is way to serious of an answer as I know you were probably just joking - but I thought you had a good guess at what's happening. If it was actually autism he wouldn't necessarily be acting like you said.... It would manifest more like challenges with social skills, repetitive behaviors (like OCD), speech and nonverbal communication, as well as by unique strengths and differences. My son is classified as a highly functioning within the autistic spectrum and he's very OCD when it comes to hobbies and such - and his mind is like a computer when it comes to math and history - he's a regular school kid too. But as for his social skills, they are a bit awkward and he doesn't "read" the situation or mood at all. But here, he thinks using this meme as a coping technique because he doesn't seem intimidated at the least with others and have no problem getting our point across - having fun. Plus he is obviously aware of the purpose and reasoning of everybody here (my kid is no where near knowing that the world doesn't revolve around him but that could just be a guy thing) so I think he'll is just fine...

>>72325014
Yeah get those Jocks

>>72325002
>all those old memes
>.org
hmm

>>72325002
People saying that Scotland isn't basically a separate country from England are completely deluded.

need a jesy nelson gf

>>72325093
what specifically is different? the people speak slightly differently, scotland is a bit whiter and a bit more spacious

can you name any others?

going to a party with turbonormies soon
might stay quiet all night

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emily

>his wife didn't take his name
Immediately lose all respect for "men" like this

>>72325058
what about this guy? >>72325101

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one blackfriars taking shape

>>72325159
that's just spectrum

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it's pretty fucking windy out there

>>72325129
it's Wednesday that alone is a good enough excuse not to go

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tried my best
https://www.sporcle.com/games/g/englandgeocounties

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can someone pls post the original

>>72325189
shut the FAAKAAP YOU CANT

new tim lads

https://youtu.be/DqNKf2ofabs

Is going to university worth it?

No idea what I'd be able to do otherwise for several years

>>72325093
Scots are fucking annoying. Constantly bitching and moaning
>MUH INDEPENDENCE!!
>WE ARE DIFFERENT!!
>PARLIAMENT HAS TO TALK TO US, KEEP US IN EU!!
You runts haven't even had decades of violence and terrorism erupting in your country over it, and yet you'd think it was some huge contentious issue. Absolute limp wristed twats who would no doubt vote lib dem if they lived in England.

doing a draw

>>72325190
soon as in not right now you polyp

>>72325158
Why would a woman have to? Why can't she keep her own name? This isn't 1950 honey women have rights now

>>72325127
The difference in culture is like the difference between Canada and USA. Might be subtle to outsiders but is clearly distinct to Jocks and English.
Scots have a completely different collective cultural memory, for example they have their own folk music and literature that most English people would never have heard or seen before.
There is also a big difference in attitude. Scots tend to be more liberal and also friendlier, but also have strong traditional values. Think of countries like Iceland where they have liberal political values in some cases but also like hunting whales etc.
I could go on, but I feel like it is something that is quite obvious if you have ever visited both countries. There is a profound difference between the two places whilst sharing a lot of history and therefore some parts of their culture they share. Same with Austria and Germany, Canada and USA, Ireland and England etc.

>>72325198
Would unironically get about 3 right

>>72325241
Butthurt

have yet to come across an opportunity to say "you can have the steam off my piss". really want to use it.

>>72325284
It's her name it's her father's name. Imagine your wife didn't love you enough to take your name and become your family. State of you runts

When the Great British union is broken up, will you guys have to have separate threads depending on which village you're from?

Why are Krauts so obsessed with the idea of Scotland leaving

>>72325241
I've had to repeat this three times now. I am not Scottish. I have been arguing with a Scot who agrees with you so don't generalise so obliviously. I feel like Brexit is a divisive enough issue for Scotland to finally leave. Not like they have much reason to stay any more.

>>72325354
yes

you will not be allowed in /Dittisham/

>>72325354
/brum/

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me and the gf enjoying a cuppa x

>>72325314
>Folk music and literature
New generations don't give a shite gramps so this is irrelevant
>Liberal
Not an argument, you could endlessly subdivide countries into smaller sections based on politics
>Canada and us
Should also be 1 nation
>Ireland and UK
Should also be 1 nation if not for unfortunate historical incidents
Please do go on, you're full of shit

>>72325371
their own insecurity about their country being split into for 50 years

>>72325371
Based Germans

>>72325158
>getting married
just fuck your shit up

>>72325198
got 37/48

>>72325371
Americans too, and it's because we believe in freedom against obvious oppressors.

You just can't hold a gun up to their head like that, m8. Not even if you're holding a gun up to your head too.

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>>72325398

>>72325354
I only go on 4chan at work and /peterborough/ would basically be /polska/ anyway

>>72325421
>unfortunate historical incidents

Yeah like the Irish still existing

>>72325398
fuck clean your arse mate

>>72325348
And your name is your father's? And you wife would have to take his? Nothing you've said makes any sense and it's full of double standards

no idea what my arsehole looks like
probably yucky

chop chop janno, quick as you can please

>>72325480
how does one fuck clean? clean by fucking?

/exe/ when

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alri

my bp is pink and juicy x

>>72325437
>You just can't hold a gun up to their head like that, m8.
...like what?

>>72325488
No my name is my own, my sister's name is our father's and she'll take her husbands name just as a wife should
>w-why do you expect me to take charge as a man ;_;
Runt, bet your bollocks are like lady raisins

>>72325372
>No reason for them to stay
Yeah fuck the 300 years of being 1 country fuck the half or more of them who want to remain part of our country fuck the fact that ethnically we're all very similar

your tears don't fall, they crash around me

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/celt/ when

>>72325421
When an entire country has a collective identity that is so specific in its politics, I feel like it is fair to divide them based partly on that.
New generations are all more globalised anyway so refuting that point is irrelevant. But they are still influenced by older generations and without a doubt, talk to any young Scot and they will describe to you a completely different heritage than any English youth.
Please explain to me then, why these countries would be better as one? Surely it is a fucking blessing that the aforementioned countries are not united considering 'unfortunate historical incidents' ?

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can i plough this royal slut

>>72325562
The UK isn't a country, it's a Union of countries

>>72325537
Leaving the best thing to happen to your country since America won WW2.

business idea: brexit for the midlands and wales
independence for the rest

>>72325576
Never.
*oppresses Brittany*

>>72325555
No your name is your father's and your sisters is also your father's. How is your name your own but your sisters isn't hers?? Mate you have some serious ingrained problems with women

>>72325576
Reminds me, how's /dixie/ going?

I have a brit friend. Should I be writing lad to him? Do you say that irl to eachother or is it yet another stupid meme

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>>72325314
>Austria and Germany, Canada and USA, Ireland and England etc.

more like Bavaria and Germany, California and US, Cornwall and England.

Scotland is a part of the UK, and while obviously different from England, it's not enough to erase and write off centuries of shared history

>>72325593
who dat

>>72325576
what's that one on the far left?

>>72325593
probs not. i imagine heavy farming machinery would hurt her

>>72325562
>Yeah fuck the 300 years of being 1 country
Yeah fuck the rest of the country's millennia of history in favour of a relatively tiny period in which they were forcibly united.

>>72325576
>>72325583
>>72325593
>>72325596
>>72325599
>>72325615

t. have never seen a vagina

>>72325460
if we didnt exist then neither would ireland
it would just be some shitty island in the atlantic

>>72325596
It's a union of "countries", the UK itself is the country in the objective sense of the word

>>72325576
Remove northern Ireland pls

>>72325618
good lad

>>72325596
>The UK isn't a country
Haha mate way to absolutely destroy your credibility

>>72325629
EULER
U
L
E
R

>>72325625
slow but comfy as fuck

>>72325621
Because I'm a man and she's not. Runt

>>72325593
no you get to fugg her sister though

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>forcibly united.

>>72325622
why do women go topless around each other so often

>>72325626
Of course you should be lad

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>>72325658

>>72325002
What on Earth is all of this I can't understand half of it

Lord I hope all of the 4chan people from 13 years ago have killed themselves already

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>>72325642
Galicia in Spain

>>72325698
Thoughts on 'nimeposters joining to speed things up? I'll only post good stuff like Naruto.

>>72325629
What about the hundreds of years of independence we have before? History is nothing. This is about is taking control of our own country

>>72325667
Borders and the definition of 'country' is such a changeable and modern invention that the culture and attitudes of those living in some of these regions should be used to decide where borders are and what makes a 'country'. Why keep things together just for the sake of it?

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Country's fucked, lads

>>72325640
anna henrietta, duchess of touissant

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how to stop being a radical centrist
getting tired of saying 'none' or 'i don't care about politics' when someone asks about political views/groupings

>>72325738
just answer me last question

>>72325648
Ok fuck living in this place then at one point everyone was in Africa let's go live there. Bloody moron

>>72325648
The Scotland of the 16th century and before is dead, as is the England of the 16th century and before

and good riddance

>>72325655
monkey pussy doesn't count either, BR

>>72325726
you don't get your dick out around your mates?

remember when i first met my ex and was still a virgin i would get raging boners just being around her
nearly cummed my pants holding hands with her the first time

now i'm older and depressed and my life has gone to shit and i dont even know if i could get it up for a girl anymore haha

>>72325740
There was a lot more CP and social outcasts on 4chan at the time, but at least that was before the internet became srs bzns at least.

>>72325726
men do the same lad

>>72325776

>let me contrast the far right against the center and then pretend the center is the far left

>>72325726
I imagine it must be very nice

imagine being a cute woman and fondling boobies with each other

>>72325763
Largely for pragmatic reasons, no point in breaking up our country and making us all poorer and less relevant in the world

>>72325788
no is the answer to your last question lad

>>72325752
don't know, desu, I think they could use it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honor%C3%A9_de_Balzac

>>72325746
;_;

>>72325701
So you've admitted you're a misogynist. Fantastic.

>>72325776
continue to not care, it's good for you

Need a Rorkette gf

Buddhists living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Christians = No Problem
Hindus living with Jews = No Problem
Christians living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Confucians = No Problem
Confucians living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Sikhs = No Problem
Sikhs living with Hindus = No Problem
Hindus living with Baha'is = No Problem
Baha'is living with Christians = No Problem
Christians living with Jews = No Problem
Jews living with Buddhists = No Problem
Buddhists living with Shintos = No Problem
Shintos living with Atheists = No Problem
Atheists living with Confucians = No Problem
Confucians living with Hindus = No Problem
Muslims living with Hindus = Problem
Muslims living with Buddhists = Problem
Muslims living with Christians = Problem
Muslims living with Jews = Problem
Muslims living with Sikhs = Problem
Muslims living with Baha'is = Problem
Muslims living with Shintos = Problem
Muslims living with Atheists = Problem

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>>72325755
>This is about is taking control of our own country

-and then fucking it all up and joining the EU

fucking hell, you're willing to piss off from the UK just so you can run off to some cucks from Brussels?

shitting on the entire UK just because of some continental aspies?

>>72325740
start with yourself

>>72325740
There's still ancientfags on certain boards, I love it when they come out of the woodwork and give people the big enchilada of what it was like here back then.

>>72325867
Reading human comedy atm was one of Marx's favourite books

>>72325887
Nah just know that a woman's natural place is under a man. Both figuratively and physically wayhey

>>72324902
Republic of Ireland:
«On 1 January 2005, the law was amended to require that at least one of the parents be an Irish citizen; a British citizen; a child of a resident with a permanent right to reside in Ireland or In Northern Ireland; or be a child of a legal resident residing three of the last four years in the country (excluding students and asylum seekers) (see Irish nationality law).[34] The amendment was prompted by the case of Man Chen, a Chinese woman living in mainland United Kingdom who travelled to Belfast (Northern Ireland, part of the UK) to give birth in order to benefit from the previous rule whereby anyone born on any part of the island of Ireland was automatically granted Irish citizenship. The Chinese parents used their daughter's Irish (and thereby European Union) citizenship to obtain permanent residence in the UK as parents of a dependent EU citizen.»

>>72325789
>>72325790
Irrelevant arguments for why they should be together though, see >>72325763
Borders change all the time and yes, we shouldn't just revert to our earliest form of nationhood but when a country like Scotland is so different culturally and politically, doesn't make sense to keep calling it the same country does it?
>>72325847
>Largely for pragmatic reasons, no point in breaking up our country and making us all poorer and less relevant in the world
It is pragmatic for Scotland to leave now, since they have just been fucked out of the EU and if they can restore that membership and economic ties they are likely to become more secure, relevant and prosperous than England.

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>>72325814

>>72325899
Who says we join the EU after but the important thing is we get the decisions Scotland chooses and not forced upon us.

>>72325785
yes

in high school one of my neighbors was in the same grade as me, and i would spy on them and a few times they were topless

>>72325776
Saved

Alright lads

England, Scotland, Wales, Northern Ireland

Without listing the region you're from to avoid voting for yourself, rank the other 3 in the order you like them.

Will give us an interesting insight into which country is mostly ranked at the top and which at the bottom.

Mine:
>England
>Northern Ireland
>Scotland

>>72325867
>Balzac

always makes me chuckle

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>>72325897
>Christians living the Jews
>No Problem
I beg to differ

>>72325976
>USA
>USA
>USA

make sure you're chanting when you read that^

what haircut should I get
t. urtlemong

>>72325927
what's "ancient" to you?

>>72325976
scotland
wales
NI

>>72325946
The problem being that prior to 2005, you'd already given Irish citizenship to 50,000 Nigerians who are now shitting out 250,000 "Irish" children.

>>72325976
>England
>Scotland
>Northern Ireland

>>72325951
what is your post meant to convey?

>>72326019
before 2007

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>>72325576
N.I. and the Republic ought be one.

>>72325776
>the sky has a colour

my oh my... this runt's entire brain has been calcified

>>72325976
>Scotland
>Wales
>Northern Ireland
>>72326006
FOY

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>>72325956
>Who says we join the EU

>UK votes to leave EU
>Article 50 so close
>Nicuckla calls for another Scottish 'independence' referendum

>not about Brexit

really makes you think

>>72326011
short back and sides

>>72325950
>It is pragmatic for Scotland to leave now, since they have just been fucked out of the EU and if they can restore that membership and economic ties they are likely to become more secure, relevant and prosperous than England.

Scotland does the vast majority of its business with England, why in the fuck would we increase the costs of that just to keep "free trade" with the rest of Europe

keeping economic ties with the people we barely do business with at the cost of the ones we do business is not pragmatism

This is nothing like the situation of the UK leaving the EU because the UK does most of its trade with places outside the EU

>>72325976
>Wales
>Scotland
>N Ireland

>>72325976
>Wales
>Scotland/England

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Got this text on 11 March 2017 at 20:18 .. now you know people love to play me for a rube ... help me out here ? - what's this all about ?

>>72325976
Wales
Scotland
England

No sectarianism involved, i just find England to be dull and obnoxious

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>>72325460

>>72326040
you still see a colour you mong

>>72326033
ahh yes

i've been here since second half of 2007

>>72325976
England
NI
Wales

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off to my tinder date

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>>72326019
Originalfags is a better word for it, I guess anyone from when it started and into 2004

>>72325776
another point why do rorkes think that """centrism""" is taking the middle path

its not, its taking points from both """sides"""

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>>72326011

>>72325658
so just like us

>>72326118
actually radical centrism rejects both "sides"

>>72326038
>N.I.
No such thing
>>72326121
That's a fucking GOAT haircut but he's got a feminine fatty face. Put it on someone with a good jaw and cheekbones and it's handsome

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>>72326011
get a flat top

>>72325976
Scotland
England
Wales

>>72326118
this

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>>72326118
literally what the fuck is the difference

>>72326155

go can I tell if im fit for that haircut

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>>72325726
Lads do verbal banter when they want to assert themselves in a cheeky, but non-aggressive way that forms an unspoken social bond between men.

Lasses, lacking the requisite mental/social ability for cheeky verbal banter (without it becoming bitchy), must resort to childish physical banter; sticking their tongue out, exposing themselves, pinching each other's buttocks, fondling each other's breasts and "getting off" with each other, and then cackling together as if they did something hilarious.

Lads also engage in physical banter as well of course; mooning, physical pranks, wearing a pair of fake women's breasts (see: Gazza) but this is generally considered lower humour and reserved for less sophisticated and witty individuals.

>>72326071
>Scotland does the vast majority of its business with England, why in the fuck would we increase the costs of that just to keep "free trade" with the rest of Europe
Not true. Would also be able to put large tariffs on England since EU would want to trade with Scotland in order to trigger this.
>This is nothing like the situation of the UK leaving the EU because the UK does most of its trade with places outside the EU
Also not true, and this statement doesn't seem to make much sense so I am assuming it was mistyped?

>>72325976
Northern Ireland
Wales
Scotland

>>72325158
My mum didn't do this
But desu it's a tradition in Quebec for women not to take the name

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just what is he planning....

>>72326192
Post your lower face and I'll know if you're masculine enough to pull it off

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>>72325776
>centrism means you don't care about politics
>hello everyone i'm talking out of my arse

>>72326195
Except how are we meant to believe you anon when you have clearly never spoken to a woman that wasn't your mother or teacher before?

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>>72326115
>Import one then, currently two dollars to the pound

utterly DISGUSTED by misogynism

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>>72326195
>>>/r/TheRedPill

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Who's the harder man

Vinnie Jones, or Ross Kemp?

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>>72326195

>>72326250
I've spoken to plenty of women and even banged a couple. None as ugly as you though you grotty bint.

>>72325950
>So different culturally and politically
You're not. I'm from NI and Scotland isn't very dissimilar to northern England or Wales but with different accents. Drop the special snowflake act. You don't even have a different language. Slightly left leaning doesn't constitute a split you idiot

>>72326263
Women can work if they wish and hold their own opinions about things but her boyfriend/husband has final say in all things

This is how healthy relationships work

>>72325235
Yes and no
A degree of some sort is basically a requirement so you do have to go usually
But spending 4 years there I feel like I largely wasted my time, and the stuff I DID learn was grossly disproportionate to the time spent

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Tim is going to do something BIG

>>72326214
HENDERSONVILLE MENTIONED

holy shit in a tim tweet of all places...

>>72325788
/brit/ tends to use it to an excessive or memic extent.

>>72326237
that's an excuse
obviously i have views on (most) things but they're pretty mild, some im just apathetic or indifferent to

truth be told women don't have any good jokes

>>72326195
this is true

kpop girls molest each other all the time

t. kpop pro

>>72326267
Asking the real questions. Vinnie looks harder but i reckon Ross could take him

>>72326264
>tripfag telling anyone to go to reddit

>>72326332
Tim fucks the bears, doesn't he?

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>>72326361

>>72325421
No way
USA is a dung heap and Canada is much better
Even the (((good))) parts of the USA are a bit shit

>>72325788
lol no, don't use lad you'll sound like his dad
mate is fine if you really must

Women aren't funny. Literally no female comedians are good.

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>>72326342
tim could be your dad

>>72326350
If a gf doesn't make me laugh she immediately goes in the bin. They can be funny the odd time, but not enough to make it a profession or a significant aspect of their personality

>>72326310
>I'm from NI and Scotland isn't very dissimilar to northern England or Wales but with different accents.
Yeah but you're Irish mate so you obviously don't know shit about the mainland.
>Slightly left leaning
They are more than that mate, would call them majority hard left. And compared to England they are on different sides of the spectrum.

>>72326345
>>72326389
thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEYKD_qSB9Y

KEEERRRRRRRRCHING!

>>72326391
men are for standup.
women are for comic acting

>>72326350
I think women are best with slapstick rather than standup
I've met funny women but they were usually jovial old mums

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>>72325421
>unfortunate historical incidents

>>72326391
>Women aren't funny.
*makes silly face on snapchat*
you were saying?

>>72326201
>Not true. Would also be able to put large tariffs on England since EU would want to trade with Scotland in order to trigger this.
Problem is we don't have anything to trade outside of fucking whisky

>Also not true, and this statement doesn't seem to make much sense so I am assuming it was mistyped?
No it, I mistyped another sentence but not that one

What I meant was that people said the UK shouldn't leave the EU because we supposedly export to and import more from the EU than the rest of the world and by leaving the EU we would potentially be increasing the cost of that trade and therefore making it a losing proposition. In fact the UK exports more to and imports more from the rest of the world outside the EU than it does the EU so leaving the EU in order to establish better trading terms with other economies is in fact beneficial.

People say that Scotland should leave the UK to join the EU when the vast majority our of "international" trade is with England, leaving the EU and putting tariffs on all the shit that comes through there WOULD be a losing proposition

>>72326291
>I've spoken to plenty of women and even banged a couple
t. virgin

>>72326261
What a time we live in.

gf is "going to try and make" me "an extra tasty dinner"

>>72326367
hmm?

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/841399413889257474

https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/841993042378817538

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>>72326372
wat du heck
i vividly remember saving another anons reply under this filename

why does this keep happening to pictures that seem eye-opening

>>72326423
This was past my time, I think the first series of the queen's nose is the last children's television I ever watched

>>72326394
i was born in 1988

>>72326466
did you say 'she was extra tasty' then proceeded to slap her bum?

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>>72326227

Advise pls

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>>72326261

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>>72326456
>t. virgin
t. disgusting whore

>>72326522
virgin nose

>>72326031
my disgust at you nearly creaming yourself while holding hands and walking around with noticeable boners

>>72326447
Good points, but wouldn't Scotland get better trade agreements with an entire Union rather than negotiating through one country in which only its banking capital really prospers? Surely Scots overall would be better off governing themselves than hoping that they get a smidgen of public funding from Westminster and anything like a prospering market to do business in?

>>72326522
virgin lower face

>>72326408
Actually it's a better position to come at it from than a Scot or English man because you're inherently biased and think you're special and greatly different. As for the political thing, London is incredibly left wing. Do you make it a city state? It's also ethnically MUCH different to rural England and arguably culturally as well. The vote for remain was like 80% there no? Where exactly does your argument for cultural and political leanings being enough to justify a new state begin and end? Can you even quantify it?

>>72326521
bit tricky over text, that

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a lot of big chins on /brit/

>>72326548

sorry

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>>72325950
>«It is pragmatic for Scotland to leave now, since they have just been fucked out of the EU and if they can restore that membership and economic ties they are likely to become more secure, relevant and prosperous than England.»

>ignoring or neglecting that Scotland's external trade is 65% with rest of U.K.
https://fullfact.org/scotland/scotlands-international-trade-under-independence/

swipe down is the truth..

>>72326522
Yeah you're fine. Takes a while for your hair to settle properly though so be patient

>>72326522
>he's wearing the virgin clothes

>>72326541
Haha I knew it. If you weren't so angry you would probably have managed to lose it by now pal. And yeah, I fuck my girlfriend most days so I guess that does make me a disgusting whore :D

>>72325158

Yeah i really want to be fucking a girl called Keith. No thanks

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Living the high life

>>72326594
Just put it in asterisks, like so:

YOU'RE extra tasty *proceeds to slap your bum*

>>72326595
/brit/ is an alpha male general

>>72326595
>that strong lower face
Must be an Irish thing, mine looks nearly the same

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i wish i could fucking trade in my straight hair for wavy hair

dumb slav genes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>72326522
>he does the virgin post a picture upside down

>>72326632
>gay fiction

>>72326522
Mate if they check your palm for virginity you'll be fucked.

>>72326595
how is that >>72326522 a strong jaw. Do you not have a chin or jaw or something

>>72326581
By leaving the UK we at once set ourselves up for massive tax increases, public spending decreases, we probably lose most of our financial institutions very quickly (RBS for instance were planning to relocate to London if it had happened) and THEN we have to spend a christ ton of of money setting up new government agencies, new passport, new currency, setting up embassies and all this shit, we suddenly start having to pay interest on our debt (which we're shielded from right now)

I mean, the SNP want to close Faslane, the largest employer in Scotland. Their socialist rule would bring nothing but misery

>>72326554
girls like to know they turn you on m8

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>>72326632
TINY
YANK
BEERS

>>72326595
you look like a twat

>>72326622
Your girlfriend is fat and ugly.

high waisted pants on men is the ultimate red pill

The SNP aren't Scottish nationalists, they have no sense of love for their country. They are Scottish secessionists- they are fuelled only by their hatred of the English.

>>72326696

no bully pls

>>72326676
*smashes you against a brick then disembowls you with a pair of shears*
Anon was only the exterior
Life has posed as Anon

>>72326592
London is far more diverse politically speaking than all of Scotland. It is far more in line with how the rest of the country is in terms of representation. It is not as wholly liberal as many believe it to be plus it is just like any major city in the Western world which tends to be slightly more liberal swinging but only just.
Would also say that out of all of England, London also has the best claim after Scotland to be its own country. No, you can't exactly quantify it but I would say that it is obvious to most inhabitants when it comes to the cultural and political differences. The only reason Scotland didn't leave last time was because they were told they would remain in the EU. There were barely any Scots that didn't want to leave because they thought that the countries are so similar culturally and politically. This time they will leave, I promise you. And at the end of the day it is the clearest sign that a country should be separate if the majority of its inhabitants say it should be.

Indy2 will prove me right. I stand by that.

being ugly is really awful

>>72326777
They want to turn us into Sweden, islamic ghettos and all

>>72326774
alri Simon Cowell

>Everyone getting uppity about breaking manifesto promises
>None of this was heard of when tuition fees rose

REALLY gets the noggin bogglin' lads

Just filled up the ol' motor with some Hate For The English™

The price of that stuff these days i tell ya

>>72326724
what's the normal packaging size for britbong beers?

9oz. is a disgrace, I don't know where he lives that 12oz. isn't standard

>>72326848
i remember a lot of people getting upset at the tuition fee rise

>>72326724
It's hard to find good beer here
I went to Publix and literally 50% of their stock was all light beer, nearly all their 24s were

The rest was either rubbish or overpriced "craft brew" single cans
Yungling tastes alright at least

>>72326807
>Indy2 will prove me right

It's not even going to happen m8, what does May have to gain from allowing to happen? Nothing. What does she have to lose from allowing it to happen? Everything

>>72326847
That sudden change of expression is jarring, there should be a small panel in between the 2nd and 3rd to show the change in emotion better

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>>72326632

>THREE HUNDRED AND THIRTY MILLILITRES

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>>72326788
you little rodent even my gf has a stronger jaw than you

>>72326700
>Their socialist rule would bring nothing but misery
Scotland is much more likely to become more like Iceland/Scandinavian countries than England is (like Mr Farage was saying). And I think that will bring a lot more prosperity to the majority of Scots than misery. Also, most of the points you made in your first paragraph will have to happen anyway. Would probably be easier if Scotland can leave now, rejoin the EU and make all their changes once, not twice.

>>72326866
500ml
>>72326887
Grim. Just buy imported stuff, off the Internet if need be

Starting to dawn on me how Brexit will turn us into an irrelevant backwater.

At least we could've been part of something big and we fucked it all up.

>>72326866
>9oz
>12oz

what's that in real money?

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>>72326807
>This time they will leave
Delusional snp voter in full display. Economically you'll be worse off than even NI by orders of magnitude.

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–You will never leave a love–affair
It always drives me crazy, and I jus' wanna stop
–You will never leave a love–affair
I'm lookin' for the lover who belongs to MEEE
–DOWN DOWN
Jus' wanna make it
–DOWN DOWN
Make thee be my fantasy
–DOWN DOWN
Jus' wanna break it
–DOWN DOWN
Keep thy life away from me

>>72326756
You're a very angry young virgin lad, aren't you? Maybe some pussy would help cheer you up :D

>>72326917
how so?

>>72326847
Slut.

>>72326884
Yeah but no one mentioned that they were going against a manifesto promise, and if the point was raised more then we could have definitely seen an overturn

>>72326917
stop espousing my unironic views ironically.

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>>72326900

one day I will be big and strong jawed

>>72326889
But she won't be able to stop it. Even if she could she would lose a lot of support from principled Brits who believe in democracy.

>>72326950
It was a lib dem manifesto promise not a conservative one

and I'm pretty sure people did mention that, Clegg took some serious heat even though it wasn't his fault

willie muggins is getting BTFO at Cheltenham

>>72326939
Not angry, not young, have had plenty of pussy and it didn't cheer me up for more than a day.

Go pretend to be male somewhere else, your smelly cunt has no power here.

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>>72326916
I don't live here so I'll have good beer soon enough
On the plus side they sell beer absolutely everywhere, but it's usually utter shit that can barely be called beer like 4loko

So at my show on Monday
I was hoping someday
You'd be on your way to better things

>>72326936
Not an SNP voter. Not a Scot.
Economically the country will be free from English shackles. The only reason NI are in poverty is because they are ruled by Westminster.

>>72326972
not if we had once just a few years ago and it turned of to be pointless
we won't see another one for a couple of decades (as usual)

anyone who got mad over the tuition fees rise is a imbecile

>>72326972
>But she won't be able to stop it.

Of course she can and it will probably be seen as being in the public interest by most people, it's preposterous to hold another referendum on the same topic so soon after the first

>>72326924
fuck off, Cedrique Centipede

>>72327030
where you from lad

>>72327027
Aww, so you're a wizard are you? If you're that desperate to get laid I can always prove to you my masculinity and get rid of your virginity at the same time? Mwa x

Fuck the jocks

You had a golden cunting opportunity to leave the UK and you didn't have the balls - yet you're still moaning about independence?

Think we should finish hadrians wall tbqh

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>>72327046
>The only reason NI are in poverty is because they are ruled by Westminster.

>justin long more like justin short

haha good troll
literally post your willy right now

>>72326917
fuck off, juden

baffled as to what tim means by "swipe down"

>>72327030
Looks like an energy drink

>>72327088
Canada
The plus side of having a government monopoly on alcohol is they stock good stuff even if it's expensive

>>72327115
it's almost like it isn't one person's decision . you fucking mong

>>72327046
>English shackles
Such as? The EU overregulates more than Westminster does


NI is in relative poverty because of all the shit that happened there, it doesn't create a healthy business environment.

>>72327046
Ok, you're impossible to reason with.
>Lose at every argument so just fall back on DUDE IT'S WESTMINSTER'S FAULT IGNORE THE STATS AND DEFICIT LMAO

>>72327131
maybe they mean slide down

>>72327054
When the situation has changed so drastically and so opposed to what Scots were promised it is definitely not preposterous. It would be if they just had a referendum every few years just for the sake of it but the fact that most Scots wanted to stay in the UK only if it is part of the EU is a good enough reason.

>>72327115
>letting them steal all that northern clay

Antonine wall would be better

utterly DISGUSTED by misandrism.

>>72327162
How has the situation changed drastically?

We stayed in the UK to keep the £ because forging our own currency would be a disaster and joining the € at this stage would be pretty foolhardy

>>72327162
>Want to stay part of the UK only if it is part of the EU
Evidence?

second wank of the day sorted

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Indyref2 ISN'T happening

>>72327098
>women think that this is what banter looks like
This is why men are only interested in you for sex.

>>72327239
bet it was to something very depraved like interracial

>>72327269
nah not interracial this time

got a nice rump steak, a cauliflower and some maris pipers lads

gonna have a good dinner

>Scotland votes leave
>Country falls into ruin and Scottish refugees become a thing
>Scotland votes stay
>SNP voters meltdown and collectively commit suicide
NO bad outcome to indyref 2

>>72327155
>DUDE IT'S WESTMINSTER'S FAULT IGNORE THE STATS AND DEFICIT LMAO
Stop freaking out. Weren't given any stats to ignore and of course it is largely to do with the UK being so focused on London's and also England's prosperity over its other nations. If we hadn't fucked over Ireland so much in the first place and if we don't continue to do so, it won't stop being a shithole.
>>72327210
As in Brexit. Scots want to leave because Brexit happened and they didn't want it and also thought that if they stayed in the union it wouldn't happen. Now they want to leave. Seems fair to me.
>>72327232
Evidence= majority of Scots voting remain? The "No" camp promising that UK wouldn't leave EU?

>>72327280
>good dinner

what for?
it all gets shitted out anyway

>>72327279
always wanted invisibility

*pulls down your trousers*

>>72327262
Darling, I am not bantering I genuinely want you to feel my cock inside of your rectum so you can finally be free from your virgin insecurities x

jeff buckley desu lads

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a red white and blue uk pls

she plays alone desu lads

>>72327302
>As in Brexit. Scots want to leave because Brexit happened and they didn't want it and also thought that if they stayed in the union it wouldn't happen. Now they want to leave. Seems fair to me.

A knee-jerk reaction, when they actually consider everything the result (if the referendum actually happens, which I personally doubt) will be more resounding than the 55-45 last time

>The "No" camp promising that UK wouldn't leave EU?
That promise was never made, it was just pointed out that Scotland would have to rejoin the EU and adopt the Euro

Also this was all before the EU started going even more to shit than it was before

>Edinburgh South Labour Party (which happens to be the only constituency in Scotland with a Labour MP) officially endorsing independence against the party line
>Guardian editorials backing independence this time
>Several massive No voters I know have now changed their tune (anecdotal of course)
>Pro-indy organisations already set up from last time
>fundraising for new Yes campaign already exceeding expectations
>BetterTogether in shambles after Labour wipe-out in 2015 and 2016

kek

Looks like we might actually do it this time

>>72325002
what is that picture?

The pro-independence left are nothing other than self concious nationalists

if i was a scotcuck i would definitely be voting for independence this time round

the uk is finished

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>oi bruv i heard you called me a paki online?