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Could heem anyone in this general edition
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>>72322325
Based techno Viking
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>>72322325
try me
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More fun to make your own posts desu
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Hilarious how /brit/ thinks it's important enough to be raided. It's mostly people like me (iq in excess of 140) conducting various high level experiments on you runts from all sides. The results so far...fascinating.
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>>72322372
not so sure about that desu
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>>72322382
wait what's this about a raid
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>>72322402
un pirata
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>>72322311
no tolerance for you
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>warm and sunny out
>stuck in the office
>will be cold and dark by the time i'm home
send help lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hAq9ro7StU

Drumpf BTFO
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samefag constantly with differing viewpoints to give the illusion of a debate
make deliberately weak arguments strawmanning a range of political opinions
act generally superior whilst doing so
refuse to accept evidence that contradicts my worldview

if you're ever annoyed by /brit/, you can thank me
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what's your tinder bio lads?

mine is as below:

"need a gf or dad says he'll cut me out of his will"

insinuates that dad might have a hefty will (he doesnt)
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>>72322443
is he threatening to cut you from his will though?
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>>72322435
doing god's work lad
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>>72322424
You'll never get enough votes to form government if you keep backpeddling on your promises like that.
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>>72322443
how much are you getting when he pops his clogs lad?
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>>72322479
delete this
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>>>/cgl/9373700

the longest running /brit/ thread is still up
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>>72322382
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>>72322496
dunno, far as I know he doesn't plan on involving me in his will anyway

PEPE!

ahaha you got pepe'd (see pic) (new gimmick)
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>>72322520
howling that there are actually some /cgl/ browsers going on and on about shitty eceleb drama in there
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>PVV 4th

Why are Euros so much smarter than us Anglos? They don't fall for lying populist demagogues like us.
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>>72322479

howling, still would
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What is it about 4chan that attracts neckbeards? Why do all the normies go to Reddit and Facebook?
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>There's a video of a girl dildoing herself that is apparently Emma Watson
VERY good signs.
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>>72322552
>gif
fuck off
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>>72322581
format
site quality
reddit and facebook are based on popularity
4chan's (You)s arise from controversy
it's just a worse environment in general
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>>72322587
allegedly, not apparently
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http://www.theonion.com/article/area-man-makes-it-through-day-2426
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>>72322587
SOURCE
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>>72322587

it was on b earlier. Quite convincing arguments were made for its legitimacy too
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>>72322552
>when your one stupid friend doesn't realise that all terrorist attacks carried out by organisations have the US govt behind them
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honestly, /brit/, I don't know where you people find the time

*light cigarello and sits back ponderously*
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since when were chicken nuggets only 1 inch in diameter

since tesco started making them the cretins
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>>72322547
PEPE!
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>>72322581
Normies don't know what to do in an environment with no social structure.
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>>72322552
There was another one???
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Made onion soup

It's alright but I think I need nicer beef stock
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>>72322612
Yeah, the sleuthing they've done matches up moles and such that can be seen on the 100% confirmed Emma pictures.

>>72322611
>>>/b/725610737
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>>72322578
when did we elect a populist exactly?
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kjsfksdghdfkjgsdjvjvdjjsdvsdvvdd
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>>72322623
think you mean radius la
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>>72322645
nice dude, oh btw

PEPE!
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http://www.itv.com/news/westcountry/2017-03-14/bristol-was-hours-away-from-terrorist-attack/
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>>72322641
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_terrorist_incidents_in_March_2017

they never stop
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>>72322635
THIS I believe to be the truest reason.
Does that mean I'm not a normie though? (Have gf, friends I see regularly, drink regularly, smoke weed most weekends and have generally quite normie taste- music, sport, fashion etc)
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been waiting for ages. pretty standard
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>>72322684
povvo house
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>>72322684
bit sad that i'm so desensitized that I don't find this arousing
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>>72322652
but she publicly announced that she oils her pubes
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>>72322552
Did Molyneux base his image and mannerisms off Mussolini?
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>>72322731
Stop wanking everyday then
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>>72322726
shes is not that attractive
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>>72322726
her friend in the mirror is better looking desu
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>>72322726
She's got sausage slices nips
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>>72322737
I'm aware lad. Doesn't mean she couldn't have done a cheeky shave. I'm of the opinion that it's not actually her though.
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don't much care for people of low intelligence

believe all misfortune that falls upon them is done so quite rightly

anyway
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>>72322684
looks very flat
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>>72322669
no i dont

never question me or answer back again i dont like that
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>>72322739
It does seem like it to be honest..
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>>72322726
shes always been average when shes not all done up for movies/events
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can a man get arrested for letting a baby use his nipples as a dummy?

asking for a friend
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>>72322761
yeah, fair point, I guess you could

PEPE!
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Australiants? Nah, not a fan.
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>>72322746
I seldom wank you preposterous little peon
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>>72322786
needed a comma there la
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>don't much care for people of low intelligence

>believe all misfortune that falls upon them is done so quite rightly
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>>72322774
but lad, you probably have low intelligence in some areas and don't even know it. how does it feel to know that people are laughing at you and applauding your misfortune?
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>>72322809
t. low iq
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@72322815
this is your second warning
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there's no point in celeb leaks that don't have celeb face in them
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>>72322425
my day today went as follows
>go to uni and finish but stay back to do work
>it starts pissing rain
>go to the car park and prepare to leave
>realise i'm boxed in because some retards parked where they shouldn't have
>tired and starting to get frustrated
>go to the front desk and say that i'm boxed in
>accidentally tell the lady the wrong licence plate number
>have to walk all the way back to the car park to find it and back to the front desk to tell the lady again so she can say it over the PA for him to move his car
>she does but she messes up the words over the PA (top jej)
>walk back to car park and get back in car
>accidentally lock my steering wheel somehow
>first time its ever happened and do not drive this car enough to know how to fix it
>spend 5 minutes jiggling the wheel and key trying to fix it
>get out my car, walking through the rain all this time and go back into the uni and hop on a computer and look it up and find the solution
>find it, get in the car, leave and get on the freeway
>puking rain, can barely see 5m in front of my car
>it clears and is now not rainy
>some old dickhead gets on the freeway and drives 70kmh instead of 110
>furiously overtake
>drive home and nobody is there so i spend the next hour throwing birds to the chickens and wallabies
are you having a
>murphy's law day
lad
i think it rubbed off on the lady at the front desk
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4315346/British-tourist-28-raped-murdered-Goa.html


ah yes, india
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It's 0113 :D
When should I go to bed? D:
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>>72322828
fucking GERM HAHAHHAHAHAHAH i am literally GUFFAWING at you you RUNTETTE

consider yourself baited and PEPE'd, mumbo!

ahHAHAHAHAHHA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jN2fnMVAKI

Biggie smalls > Tupac
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>>72322866
deserved it
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ah yes the so-called tolerant left
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>>72322833
*ducks sweeps your feet and plants a shattering punch to your feeble neck rendering you immediately paralysed*

sayonara!
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>>72322859
Not
A
WORD
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>>72322906
don't understand how anyone can bear to listen to this drivel
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>>72322922
He also sued the person who filmed the famous video

what a cunt
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>>72322938
its alright if you're illiterate
it can be taught
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Horst Wessel Lied is a surprisingly catchy song
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Is Geert winning?
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imagine me just hanging from a chandelier offering my penis to you all arrogantly but never actually coming down to your level

that's what it feels like to have such superior wit and intelligence in a place like this
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ides of march today lads. RIP JC.
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>>72322960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7yC5o37SyY
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>don't understand how anyone can bear to listen to this drivel
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>>72322859
hope tomorrows better lad
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Surf Rock is the thinking mans music

grime is for people of low genetic worth
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>>72322983
I'd take a hatchet and cut it off
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>>72322933
it's alright pal, these lads will teach you how to be a bit more socially intelligent.
but they might laugh at you and make fun of you quite a bit and if you act like more of a retard they will just end up beating the shit out of you. sound good?
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>>72322991
et tu......PEPE!
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going to do a shower
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*looks up from the FT to see a naked runt swinging from the chandelier, shrieking and squealing as Jeeves takes potshots at him*

good.. good... carry on

*straightens out the paper and continues reading*
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>>72323046
>gif
fuck off
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>>72322954
Yeah buddy, no need because illiterate people can write and comprehend sentences but just don't decide to read horseshit essays on a weeb board
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>>72323046

>tfw shitty drop shower

I want power, wall mounted shower reeeeeeeeee
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>>72323037
have i troubled your soul my dear internet urchin?

shriek into your pillow if you feel like letting off steam

(ps i didnt read a single word of your post (pathetic) but can assume what you wrote based on your sub-par monkey mind, ta-ta)
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>>72322859
>>drive home and nobody is there so i spend the next hour throwing bread* to the chickens and wallabies
THE DAY NEVER ENDS
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You are all merely prawns in my cocktail...
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got you monkeys all well and lined up for the slaughter now haven't I?
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>>72322684
really nice bum
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want to marry asmr darling 2bh lads
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>>72323037
Daily reminder that the "multiple intelligence theory" has yet to have any scientific backup, quite the contrary.
It's 1 intelligence, multiple ways to use it.

Ergo: low IQ runts will stay low IQ runts.
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>>72322991
>Julius Caesar
>Jesus Christ
>Jeremy Corbyn

really makes me think
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>>72323102
shouldn't feed animals bread.
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>>72323092
Aww poor little virgin. Whatever helps you feel better sweetie. Mwa x
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>>72323152
why not
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>>72323164
bad for them
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>>72322726
>man shoulders
>12-year-old boy hips and face
Can anyone even prove she's not a tranny?
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>>72323158
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>>72323171
how so
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can't imagine what it's like to have a willy
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>>72323184
this. if anyone posted this without context she'd be called a tranny. no hips big feet and shoulders.
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>>72323198
they cant digest it and it clogs up their digestive tracts.
more so in birds.
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>>72323214
my willy
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>>72323132
Sure, but it is clear that some people can be very intelligent but shite socially, indicating that there must be some skill (or intelligence) in interacting with other human beings in a social setting. How else would you describe that kind of intelligence? (For example, when even ugly stupid people can have lots of friends and get laid even when they lack brains or looks)
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>>72323214
her bf (me)
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>>72323147
>Julius Caesar
>Jesus Christ
>Jeremy Corbyn
>jackie chan
woah

woah
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>>72323214
>I'm cold
>I wish I was at home with Finn rn
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>>72323252
>Jeremy Clarkson
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>>72323231
fun fact: it was wholegrain bread so they only pecked the seeds from it
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I don't have a girlfriend because ________.

fill in the blanks lads (no wrong answers here :P)
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>>72323231
why can't they digest it
it's just simple carbohydrate
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>>72323288
I'm married
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>>72323288
PEPE!
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>>72323252
First thing that came up on google when searching "JC"
>the world's oldest and most influential Jewish newspaper
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>>72323214
>you will sit with a qt between your legs out on a calm lake on your paddleboard and just enjoy each other's company


>then get a cheeky bj
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>>72323309
wife wanker loves his wife doesn't he

fuck you
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>>72323352
why's austria so low

thought they'd be EU cuck central, being so close to Germany and all
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>>72322991
fake news
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>>72323352
Why does Austria hate the EU so much?
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>>72323288
I'm an ugly piece of shit
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>>72323379
ah
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>>72322991
alri melvyn
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>>72323377
version of germany with 10x less war guilt
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>>72323352
>literally only 2 countries with a positive view of the EU

ah yes. nice """"Union""""
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>>72323403
who?
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>>72323377
>>72323372
central european privilege init
they'd be doing well regardless of constitutional affairs
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So in the future when the world is basically run by China and the US, what the fuck is gonna happen to all the small countries in Europe?

Are we gonna get done up the bum?
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>>72323412
assuming that in the polls that yes or no wasn't the only answer, there were prob people that didn't have a positive or negative view
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>>72323422
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b04jlygw
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>>72323243
Statistically unlikely.
Most of these people are just bad in school, and not actually mentally deficient.
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>>72323288
dunnae
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>>72323441
tripolar international system
we'll get played with by russia, us won't back us up like they used to and we'll slowly become vassal states of china
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>>72323441
EU will be fine, as more countries leave they will be able to form a more united, stronger union between the remaining countries that have shown their belief in the Union. It is countries like UK and whoever else decides to leave soon that will be fucked into obscurity.
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>>72323352
Positivity for the EU has risen since brexit
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*leaks celebrity nudes*
haha whooooops
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>>72323352
>Poland

Meme country, embarrassing that it gets so much love on /int/ and /pol/
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>>72323441
Europe could have been better than US and China if it stayed together
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>>72323492
Literally who looks at your back anyway?

Unless you're a literal faggot
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>>72323511
it doesn't though
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>>72323515
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>72323512
But the Spectator told me we were special.
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>>72323476
Okay, but surely the only way to describe the type of skill that is inherent and demonstrable by understanding and manipulating a complex system in order to come out on top is calling it 'intelligence'. I mean, would you just call it aptitude/talent?
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*walks towards you*
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>>72323530
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
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business idea: pretend Belgium committed war crimes then ask for reparations
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>>72323547
love the Spectator to be honest (desu)
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>>72323352
>grease
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>>72323563
me on the right (behind the camera)
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>>72323512
It will become even stronger when it flushes out all of the weak alliances
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>>72323580
>pretend
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>had literally two drinks last night
>banging headache still
fucking hate the "easily getting a hangover" meme
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>>72323441
Yes. All the magnificent remnants of our our ancestors will be inherited by a mass of stupid mongrels even less worthy of them than we are. On our lands and in our >>72323441
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>>72323571
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>72323563
*runs away*
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>>72323580
There are a bunch of fucknig mongs who demand reparations for their based activity in the Congo
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I personally think small countries can be successful
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>>72323602
you don't drink enough water
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>>72323547
>>72323593

yuropoor countries (including britain) just have to pic a side now which will most likely be the yanks just as they decline

they could have gone their own way
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>>72323493
state of this country
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>>72323602
might have gilbert's syndrome innit
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>>72323612
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
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>csgo only became popular as soon as skins were released
really makes you think
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has thailad been about in the last 5 or so hours?
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>>72323605
Big fingers small phone.
In our streets will walk brown bastards. Europe will be zombie continent, the happy, clueless shadow of what it used to be. A fate worse than death.
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>>72323675
thailad what are you doing in vietnam
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>MUH ancestors
t. peasant and small artisant since 5000 BC
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>>72323563
this pic is ripe for kevvin'
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>>72323664
You're not a fucking owl
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>>72323668
>faggot
fuck off yank
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Are you a man, lads?
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>>72323704
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
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>>72323697
don't think I have ancestors that far back desu
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>>72323726
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>72323659
hmmm maybe
>>72323644
i drink a lot of water but all liquids pass straight through me
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>>72323697
t.rachid
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>>72323563
nice was looking for this, she was standing sid on in all of them
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what percentage of girls would actually be willing to put a willy in their mouth?
I'd never do it, so I can't expect it
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>>72323738
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
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>>72323695
im not thailad lad
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Yo british guys, as an American I have to wonder if you're feeling tugs at your masculinity over the notion of Scotland and North Ireland leaving the union. I know I would if Texas started to seriously try and leave. How are you holding up? England stronk?
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>>72323749
>FAGGOT
fuck off yank

>>72323752
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>>72323697
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>>72323770
what kind of blathering idiot are you

fuck off yank
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>>72323770
fuck are you on about
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>>72323749
>>72323752
FOY
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>>72323729
>don't think I have ancestors that far back
well with that level of retardation i'd imagine that most of your ancestors would have been exclusively fucking in the family
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we're fucked. brexit has rendered us irrelevant already. Economic experts say by 2030 we'll have 10% less real income. By that stage I suspect we'll be begging to re enter the EU. Germany and co will be bending us over on trade deals. Scotland will have left and edinburgh will be the new financial capital of europe. All because of barry down the road and his backwards views on foreigners. I hope the dutch don't make the same mistake.
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>>72323770
this is blatant propaganda from the Egg Council, read this at your own peril
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>>72323770
Scottish and northern Irish are British too
also they won't leave you heard it here first
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*divides by zero*
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>>72323794
>>72323771
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
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>>72323770
>north ireland
>north
DELETE
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>>72323770
dont really mind them leaving, we have different political aims and remaining together does nothing but hurt eachother x
>>
>>72323770
i'd let you tug on my masculinity
>>
>>72323806
(((experts)))
>>
>>72323825
oi stop it
>>
The problems in our society stem from the fittest choosing to remove the darwinistic forces that granted their own success in the first place.

it's cuckoldry
>>
>>72323835
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72323843
Plus I go to Uni in Scotland so I've got a good chance of being in the EU again in the next 5-10 years :)
>>
>>72323770
>Scotland and North Ireland leaving the union

Never going to happen
>>
>>72323786
>>72323790
>>72323807
>>72323840
You guys... Scotland is making a break for it, you haven't heard? They're finally bigger than the English.
>>
>>72323806
*hopes the dutch and us make the same mistake*
>>
any leftypol man in
>>
will britain ever take clay on the european mainland?
>>
>>72323899
obesity rates have been higher in scotland for decades
>>
@72323899
this is the worst bait I have ever seen in my life

fucking kill yourself
>>
a say "Ano" a lot for somecunt that knows absolutely fuck all aboot anythin
>>
>>72323899
I am Scottish and no we're not, Sturgeon and some fellow deluded imbeciles are, the majority of us are not
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>>72323886
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72323925
Have taken chunks of France in the past and we have Gibraltar today.
>>
>>72323781
not an argument
>>72323745
penal colony
>>
Yo guys...
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>>72323835
what do you mean, I'm meaty?
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>>72323960
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72323959
M8 we've seen the Scottish results from the first votes, you guys are traitors to the union and you love it. It's not necessarily a bad thing, every commie country that broke the iron curtain left their union to an extent.
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>>72323967
Never did, got it by marriage, lost in by battle.
>>
If I can smell your aftershave/perfume from 10 feet away you're wearing too much
>>
>>72317919
>>72318038
(˚¯v¯˚)
>>
>>72323997
>>72323985
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72324007
*smothers you with a pillow*
>>
>>72323969
t. rachid
>>
>>72324001
unfortunately many people are credulous enough to vote for a party just because it has the word Scottish in its name
>>
Scotland is literally *autistic screeching* : the country
>>
72324025
filtered
>>
>>72324025
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72324032
*gets an erection*
>>
anime
>>
>>72323967
wish we could go to war with spain jut like in the falklands
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people that post with perfect grammar take themselves extremely seriously
>>
somebody post that image sent to the twitter S.N.P.'s man in the 'minster who got that autistically screeching image about Brexit.
>>
>>72324047
unfortunately? how do you figure?
>>
>>72324042
t. we wuz
>>
>>72324014
What if you can smell it only when your nose is almost touching the nape of my neck and your arms are wrapped around my waist with your hands rubbing just above my crotch as we sit in this embrace in the soft sweet smelling grass under an oak tree in a warm secluded forest where we are the only people around for miles?
>>
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>>72324111
here you go

>>72324121
because they want to destroy Scotland
>>
>>72324065
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
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>>72324111
>>
>>72323288
I don't care about having a gf
>>
>>72324126
That would probably be the appropriate lathering of aftershave/perfume
>>
*wuzes*
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p04wxsh0?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign+=bbc_radio_1xtra&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=radio_and_music

How did they do?
>>
>>72324142
creasing
>>
>>72323288
im two intelligent
>>
>>72324142
>Tearing it away from its abusive parent so it can live with Aunt EU instead
>Destroying Scotland

Thank god for child services, when will these maniacs be stopped?
>>
>>72324159
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72324200
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72324122
but the we wuz meme is about the fact that blacks lie about their history
>>
>Brits get triggered by faggot

Is it because all the bigger paki and polish boys call you that?
>>
>>72324160
laughing at the autistic kids thing

fucking hell I hope she doesn't have 4 autistic kids. Can't you test for that in the womb
>>
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chatted to the work qt today about books
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>>72323977
What can you tell me about the...
*clears throat*
MAAAAAAYNE STREEEEEEEEEEEM MEEEEETEOOOOOR
>>
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>>72324160
thank you, kind sir.
>>
>>72324224
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72324199
Scotland won't be joining the EU because the people apparently don't want to any more though
The referendum they ""need"" because we're dragging them out of the EU is still being pushed for though because of reasons (Sturgeon)
>>
>>72324239
It's a gimmick you twat
FOY
>>
>>72324199
>abusive parent
We're the same country, if there's any abuse it's self-harming


>can re-join the EU
a total pipe dream
>>
>>72323977
>500k views
he must make a few quid off youtube
>>
>>72324199
Scotland wouldn't be allowed to join the EU. Spain wouldn't let them.
>>
>>72324160
>disturbing meme
Have actually reached the point where memes are considered "disturbing" and "horrid"?
>>
>>72324342
Next you're going to suggest Greece can block Turkey.
>>
>>72324359
>I don't know what I'm talking about but I really like talking
That's a yank alright
>>
>>72324359
Greece is pretty much been reduced to a protectorate, they'll leave soon themselves if they have any sense left
>>
>>72324322
>same country
ah yes, because Scotland doesn't have its own language, cuisine, literature, music, sport, history.

Scotland has been annexed to England for far too long and this is its best opportunity to leave that sinking ship while it can. Would hope Wales and N. Ireland can push to do the same.
>>
>>72324229
not quite, the pharaohs did exist, however blacks from western africa try to claim ancestry to them.
>>
>>72324399
>protectorate
>leaving
That's not how it works, pal
>>
>>72324342
Same thing with Belgium

>>72324404
>sinking ship
>fastest growing economy in the west

hmm

also regarding language, cuisine, literature, music, sport, history etc. different regions of lots of countries have their own unique variations on these things, doesn't mean they have to secede
>>
>>72324404
>language, cuisine, literature, music, sport, history
special snowflake syndrome taken to the max

if you think Scotland has any of these things then so does fucking Yorkshire - let's just split everything up based on meme "differences" that don't actually need to cause any problems
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>>72322479
>>
getting my irregular dose of caspian report
>>
>>72324290
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72324404
>cuisine
you have something besides stuffed goat testicles?
>>
>Scotland leaves Great Britain
>North Ireland leaves Great Britain
>Wales leaves Great Britain

Best timeline when??
>>
>>72324471
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
How does one become "british"?
>>
wish yanks would stick to just talking about things they actually know something about
so basically I wish they'd shut up
>>
>>72324482
i want too a world where ireland, scotland and cornwall are part of EU superpower like china but england and wales is their hong kong
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>>72324482
I don't think you understand what Great Britain is
>>
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>>72324404
>thinks Welsh independence is a serious thing
>>
Emma Watson has absolutely DISGUSTING feet and legs

THEY'RE DISGUSTING
>>
>>72324519
So England and Wales are the richest, most prosperous and free parts then?
>>
>>72324448
>>fastest growing economy in the west
That's Ireland lad.
>>
>>72323288
I am an anti-social disease.
>>
>>72324448
>>72324455
Scotland has far more of a separate culture than any other regions in the UK, apart from N. Ireland which should also secede. They have two languages and an incredibly different history and culture to the rest of England. Many separate countries are far more alike than Scotland and England are.
>>72324472
>you
Not even Scottish mate, just don't think that they're English (or British)
>>
>>72323563
would you eat her out lads?
>>
>>72324482
Scotland will always be in Great Britain
Northern Ireland has never been part of Great Britain, it's physically impossible
Wales is the same as Scotland

It's the UK they would leave you fucking YANK
>>
>>72324530
She has a very biteable bum
Wish I could sink my teeth in her supple butt cheeks
>>
>>72324558
>had one potato
>buried it
>now have several potato
>>
>>72324558
sorry, I meant to say major economy

when the € collapses Ireland will be needing yet another bailout
>>
schudelfloss
>>
>>72324523
Yep, least likely of all of them but it should be considered a thing.
>>
Did you know that yanks think that anyone that is born in a country automatically becomes a citizen of that country? lmao
>>
>>72324586
Only redeeming quality is her above average face
>>
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me and the misses
>>
>>72324575
>Scotland has far more of a separate culture than any other regions in the UK
Yes because I speak fucking gaelic every day

Wales is more of a separate culture than us...
>>
>>72324594
Did you mean to sound as bitter as you did?
>>
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>>72324605
>scottish delusion
>>
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>>72324594
Money never suited us anyway
>>
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>>72324482
>Amurika attempts into geography
>>
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>The only thing keeping the Great British union together are a couple FEMALE politicians and stubbornness among conservatives Pakistanis.

Really makes you think
>>
>>72324142
>that pic
my sides are fucking GONE
>>
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>>72324638
no
>>
>>72324611
why anchor babies are a thing innit
>>
>>72324669
You sounded like an old squaddie that had been run out of South Armagh or some shite.

>>72324686
Yeah but they think that if someone is born in France, they're automatically French.
>>
>>72324650
literally don't know what you're speaking of
>>
>>72324696
yeah they think everywhere runs like the US because they don't have a passport nor the mental capacity to experience/imagine anything else
>>
>>72324142
Jesus
fucking
christ
>>
>>72324635
Scots should also be considered a separate language.
Also, the standard Scottish accent is so difficult to understand it should also be considered a different language.
You'd think that a country that had been separate and has tried so many times before to be its own country would be considered as such by its own countrymen!
>>72324640
Again, I'm not Scottish. I am an Englishman that really wants to see them go.
>>
>>72324696
>Yeah but they think that if someone is born in France, they're automatically French.

They can be...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jus_soli
>>
>>72324696
*dies a little more inside*
>>
>>72324493
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72324700
Prove me wrong bitchboi
>>
>>72324735
*dies even more inside*
>>
>>72324735
France doesn't use jus soli. Not in its most pure form, at least. Need a French-born parent first.
>>
>>72324766
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
Am going to finish off this thread and then go and join the gf at her work :-)
>>
>>72324767
You have to explain what the fuck you're on about for me to see whether I even agree with you or not
>>
>>72324696
>>72324611

I think it's the same case here.
[commences a nervously heavy sweat]
>>
where is the /new/?
>>
>>72324142
need a Sarah Thomas gf
>>
>>72324797
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72324788
>Need a French-born parent first.
Nope, doesn't. Even kids born in Air France planes get citizenship. No joke.
>>
>>72324833
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72324853
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72324732
>Scots should also be considered a separate language.
Not really, most people don't even speak like that, at least where I live...

>Also, the standard Scottish accent is so difficult to understand it should also be considered a different language.
Entirely region and class based, I can understand having some difficulty with Glaswegians but if you can't understand people from Edinburgh or Aberdeen you're probably in need of a hearing aid

>You'd think that a country that had been separate and has tried so many times before to be its own country would be considered as such by its own countrymen!
There's been one serious attempt in over 300 years to be independent and it was roundly rejected
>>
>>72324861
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
>>72324807
*sees a plastic shamrock through the window of a rundown rural shop in China*

*Enda Kenny himself appears and hands me Irish citizenship*

You lads need to fix that shit.

>>72324844
>Children born in France (including overseas territories) to at least one foreign parent who is also born in France automatically acquire French citizenship at birth.
>>
>>72324894
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
would like to speak to whoever is responsible for making /brit/ shite today

note: wasnt me for once
>>
>>72324908
Is this one autistic man??
>>
>>72324908
>faggot
fuck off yank
>>
fuck off you yank faggots
>>
find it funny how drumpf supporters are still obsessing with hillary like the election isn't long over
>>
>>72324890
Are you telling me that once you cross the border there isn't a distinct difference in almost everything compared to south of it? People in Carlisle have more in common with people from Plymouth than they do with someone from Leith. Even if I can understand them doesn't mean they aren't totally different. Spanish, Portuguese and Italians can understand each other but are different countries.
>There's been one serious attempt in over 300 years to be independent and it was roundly rejected
Yeah but unlike many modern countries, Scotland has always historically been distinct from England, unlike France for example where different regions have had differing amounts of autonomy over the last 1000 years.
>>
>>72324991
CTR!111!
>>
>>72325002
>>72325002
>>72325002
>>
>>72324936
>being triggered by the word faggot

You really are a faggot aren't you
>>
>>72325006
there's a difference in accent, that's about it...
>>
>>72325051
>faggot
fuck off yank
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