/cum/ 8/9 teams edition
YAS QUEEN SLAY
>tfw going to have to settle for a girl whose been passed around more than kevin glenn
australian suburbs > canadian suburbs > american suburbs > british suburbs
this is genius anime
>>72304818
kys
the 'f
>>72304813
for some reason australians are obsessed with ranchers
they complain sydney costs as much as vancouver but everything is single floor
Hung out with the gf for a bit today, buds
Also got a 97% on my midterm
Gonna really fuck up the curve on this one
>>72304818
adventure time
advnture time
adnture time
anture time
anure time
anur time
anu time
an time
an ime
anime
>>72304850
a lot of western canadian suburbs were built in a similar style all the way into about the 80s
when you got a lot of space i guess you just use it
>>72304804
>no taking advantage of globalization and buying a pathetic ethnic peasant girl
ISHYGDDT
>>72304818
how cute and adorable you are.
You just unshitty this thread
>>72304840
why
>>72304939
don't
>want to just chill at home, go to sleep early and every one is asking me to do shit
>want to do shit and nothing is going on
>>72304951
*kills myself*
lmao I sure showed you faggot
>>72304813
>he's never experienced eastern train and tram suburbs
sad! they blow those wooden australian houses out of the water
When was the last time you were as satisfied and happy as this pig?
>>72305119
when fort mc burned down I made 15k overnight and woke up to it
probably then
>>72305119
Earlier today
>>72305147
>I made 15k overnight
How?
>>72305147
stocks? or did you get a severance package
>>72305157
What happened?
kill yourself racist
>>72305192
I found a $100 bill in a puddle
>>72305119
When I ended my 2 week no fap
>>72305147
invested in south african firefighting services i see
>>72305158
>>72305165
I owned a bunch of the most leveraged oil company
I also met a qt whose house burned down and moved here
>>72304803
Fakenews
>>72305230
Very nice, would be funny if it was some reality tv hidden camera thing.
>>72305231
>tfw haven't fapped in over a month now
>>72305249
why would stock prices go up if fort mac is in ruins
>>72304818
This
>kill yourself racist
Kill yourself.
>I MADE 15k
>INNANIGHT
>W/ THIS ONE SIMPLE TRICK
>walks to subway
/15k INNANIGHT GENERAL/
BTFO'ing ((((Them)))) right now, buds
>>72305267
the idea was oil supply was down, so prices would be high and some companies only do conventional production
>>72305345
I can sense the waterfilter stocks rising like a cock
what's up with so many lunatics trying to be something they're not
boys are boys
girls are girls
whites are whites
nigs are nogs
>>72304813
Aussie suburbs look Arizona retirement communities.
>40 degree summers
>huntsman spiders
fuck that shit
>>72305416
>>boys are boys
>girls are girls
>whites are whites
>nigs are nogs
>>72305416
b-b-b-b-b-but muh retarded faggot baby boomer parents said i can b whatever i wanna b as long as it makes me happy xDDDDDDDD
>you are now aware hippies are the cancer that killed the west
Wish I could read French
>>72305513
i've known that since i first learned about them
>>72305526
what's stopping you
>>72305526
Wish I could understand hip hop culture
>>72305403
you mean fort mac starter pack
Just think about how odd this picture is.
Imagine if you showed this to a Native American from 5000bc and told him in a few thousand years a foreign race would conquer his land and fight an ideological war with another power across the sea and be flying in metallic objects over their sacred deserts
>>72305564
I'm terribly lazy and don't want to learn a third language
>>72305608
so nothing
Wish i could understand canada
Can any mexicans provide input on the cultural regions of your country?
>>72305601
I think that photo was taken on Mars
>>72305622
My laziness is stopping me and nothing will let me overcome that
>>72305601
I hope they would die of measles.
>>72305625
No
>>72305601
>told him in a few thousand years a foreign race would conquer his land and fight an ideological war with another power across the sea and be flying in metallic objects over their sacred deserts
How the fuck would you even do that if you don't speak their language?
If I could do one thing in history, I would murder baby Muhammad
>>72305648
English is the universal language krautcuck
>normie news
>consumer report
>acts like cars not having review cameras is a serious problem
>stupid shit about pants
>trump company mentioned
>if only they were focusing on affordable-
>one less viewer rating
This concludes anon news at 8:29
*chugs cough syrup*
>>72305686
Why not teach him to be peaceful?
>>72305648
even Squanto spoke english
*chugs maple syrup*
>>72305643
I didnt ask if you would be willing, I asked if you can. I know since youre a little bitch boy you dont know anything about mexican culture and wish to be the 51st state
>>72305716
Why do that when I could murder him instead?
>>72305734
You can chug my maple syrup bb
>>72305743
>says the quadroon
>>72305779
>quadroon
But he's a mulatto, not a quadroon
>>72305765
Ummm i dunno
I'm scared
>>72305798
they are all niggers to me goddamit.
>>72305760
Because thats rude
You guys are my friends although you really aren't.
>>72305798
i have light skin and green eyes and caucasian hair so they dont call me mulatto anymore
>>72305809
That's the correct response.
Let's discuss who killed Dorothy Kilgallen.
She was pure and you bastards killed her.
You KILLED her.
>>72305872
Pure autism.
>>72305901
She was NOT autistic.
Autism didn't even exist until the 80s with Reaganomics.
>>72305864
Doesn't mean you're not a mulatto, you Arab-looking mulatto bastard.
yeehee hoo hah.
Seriously considering hitting the gym again and fucking shit up my dudes.
I need to get over the woman problem.
>>72305954
I know im a mulatto, but they call me quadroon because i dont look like obongo
>>72305973
just buy a gun instead
tfw want to go out and do things but have two midterms tomorrow that I need to study for
>>72305984
I call you a quadroon because you said you were a quadroon you dumb mulatto ass.
>>72305601
>implying they weren't just as dumbfounded when whitey showed up with magic sticks made of wood and metal that go BOOM and send a led projectile to your chest at 800 ft/s
>implying they weren't just as dumbfounded when whitey showed up with a magic drank that gave you courage and made you act retarded up until you vomit the next morning
Technologically they were basically cave men. Imagine AYY LMAO's landing in your backyard and pulling out a laser rifle, showing off science fiction tier medical technology.
>>72305973
/Underage/ please!! (this is a meme in the Netherthread)
>that native LARPing as a 1/4 black still posts
lmao
Yes yes this has to be the reason
>>72306033
i literally never said i had 3 white grandparents fuck off retard
i have 2 white grandparents, 1 mixed and one black
>>72306065
Retard
>>72306068
Amy Schumer is the Poncio Pilatos of our time, she is a great and funny woman.
>>72306049
kkrkek
20 mins until trumpcucks get btfo on the news
Why is Rhode Island so based?
>lmao amy has swaggy vagina jokes
>>72306120
bout 20 minutes until no one understands the difference between tax avoidance and tax evasion
>>72306040
>implying they weren't just as dumbfounded when whitey showed up with a magic drank that gave you courage and made you act retarded up until you vomit the next morning
Native Americans had alcohol though. It was pretty weak, but they knew how to make it.
They didn't know how to distill it though, so Brandy and Cognac would've blown their minds.
>>72306104
Is it a meme everywhere else on 4chan as well??
https://mobile.nytimes.com/2017/03/14/opinion/are-we-raising-racists.html?referer=
Hmm
>>72306068
don't think i've ever heard anyone irl or on the internet actually claim to find this woman funny, just other comedians kissing her ass
>>72306173
other women find her funny unfortunately
>>72306158
really isn't enough rope
Don't like nonwhites desu
>>72306193
I find nonwhite women very qt desu
I lost my fucking wallet.
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
>>72306202
or perhaps some borrowed it for a sec
>>72306208
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
>>72306202
You'll find it anon
>>72306198
Me too, but I don't like them as people
This is the part when Sinalao replies to me
>>72306156
probably /mena/ too
certainly non-kosher memes
>tfw i will never be dumb enough to read cnn or read breitbart
good feel
*sips mountain dew*
i say
*adjusts fedora*
so you are positing
*posts on reddit*
that we were EMPRAHS? XD
*worships sweden*
etc.?
>>72306268
BASED GOD emperor BTFO maga KEKS (NSFKEKS) UPVOTE TO THE FRONT PAGE
>tfw the cute asian girl whose feet tumblr i've followed for years now has a nigger boyfriend
*unfollows her blog*
i'll miss her feet and her smile
>>72306240
>>72306252
>tfw to dumb to read both've them
aaaaaaaaaaaa
>>72306289
>footfags
I'll never understand it
>>72306289
track them down and murder them
>>72306223
it's been more than 24 hours. it's over. gotta do to dmv/bank/etc and get all my cards. i even had my ss card in there.
>that feel when i will never be dumb enough to read
feels good and click submit
>fake 45
What did they mean by this?
>>72304731
ET LE BUUUUUUT
*throws a banana peel on the floor*
http://imgbox.com/g/sPbIXUyqCF
>realize my handwriting looks like shit
>decide to learn cursive handwriting
>all the online """guides""" are made for little kids
this is embarrassing
>>72306202
time to panic
>>72306343
UNDERAGE PLEASE!!!
>>72306343
You expect me to click on whatever this is so easily?
Just found some fag's wallet
>UNDERAGE PLEASE!!!
>Brother is blessed with 9/10 looks, 6ft tall, dresses like shit
>When he was a kid he was bullied because he was fat and now he's so shy he can barely talk to most women, even though they're always staring and fawning at him
>I'm 5'7", average looking, and dress alright
>Have no problem conversing with anyone
This is bullshit. I could get the same amount of pussy I do now with little to no work if I was like him.
>>72306313
UNDERAGE PLEASE!!!!
>>72306394
how does this guy eat
emma threads deleted instantly on /tv/ but the mods leave nigger dick threads up for hours
makes you think
>>72306397
>tfw also got bullied in school for being fat but didn't turn out autistic
>>72306221
ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND POROUS IS HE
>>72306420
He throws apples on the ground, to make them bruised so he can slurp it since his mouth wasn't adapt for chewing or grinding
>>72306418
delete this. I am 18.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 years old.
>>72305279
UNDERAGE PLEASE!!!!!
>>72304818
Prettyscale.com called me a 89/100 but I don't believe it
>>72306449
kek
Hey /cum/, there's a girl who I found on interpals that hasn't been online in 2 weeks. She has a twitter but I literally have 0 followers and am following no one, and she's not accepting dms.
What do
>>72306450
Seems that your older posts itt thread are all against the rules, hmmmm....
It has to be a general 4chan meme since it is forbidden for underage people to participate in here.
>>72306463
I'll be the judge of that, post face
>>72306482
shh
>>72306509
Ain't happening, buckaroo
I don't like taking pictures of myself
>>72306463
>being this self concious
You are probably ugly you potato face.
>>72306539
Just post a picture of both of your hands at once
>>72306507
Its called underageb& here
A tree monitor licked my balls
>>72306539
You took a picture to use that site. We've all posted our faces at least once, it won't kill you.
Im the best poster here
prove
me
wrong
>>72306480
Nikka even i can get 247 followers.
>>72306573
No
Emmaboo
>>72306578
I'm sorry for assuming "it's“ gender but is “it“ a male?
>>72306578
proven wrong.
Am I hot, 4chan?
>>72306614
Cuélgate maldito colgate sin gracia.
>>72306578
I don't use twitter at all. I think it and all social media like it are pretty fucking stupid, but it looks like it's the only way I can get that thicc black booty
>>72306628
I'd let you put it in
>>72306628
fat
>>72306628
Go away Osama!!
>>72306628
No chang, i'm sorry
>>72306628
look like the weeknd
>>72306628
FATTY FATTY 2 BY 4 CAN'T FIT THROUGHT THE KITCHEN DOOR
>>72306379
That's not my wallet
>>72304731
>accidentally posted in /dixie/
>>72306691
Good editing skills tho
Como me caga este pendejo de los tulipanes, ojalá el calentamiento global lo mate al viejo verga.
>>72306068
she fucking stole jokes again in this 'special', lmao
>>72306765
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9
I've sampled cum from 30 different nationalities and Dutch cum ranks 22nd
Canadian cum is 8th
ah yes, females
This dude slaps your gf ass-
What do you do?
>>72306808
twirl his mustache for him
>>72306765
1,2,3,4,5,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8,9
Have you ever placed your penis into the mouth of a woman?
>>72306628
whats your ethnicity
>>72306808
These memes are pretty darn sick.
>>72306851
he's obviously ethnically quebecian
>>72306851
white
>>72306865
Looks more SoCal'ian to me
>>72306856
I hate you so fucking much, please leave.
>>72306765
1, 3, 4, 5, 7, 9
Mostly 1, 7, and 9
/OUR GUY/'s new book came out today! Make sure and buy a copy!
>>72306886
I'm sorry for calling you Osama, achmed.
>>72306808
jokes on him i don't have a gf
>>72306865
quebec is 90% white
are there even any 90% white counties in california?
>>72306935
t. very literally not white
>t. very literally not white
>>72306935
if we tawkin bout duh snow den we got lot o dem countiez nigguh
got taco bell buds
Does /cum/ like nice bitches or crazy bitches?
>>72307005
She looks like Trudeau is that his daughter?
Gonna get an undercut, buy an iPhone, and loudly listen to shitty rap
>>72307005
gross
>>72306977
Yeah but white people are pussies so I feel safe
>>72307030
nah bud
>>72307016
crazy women have the sexiest armpits
>>72307030
Never call Emily Rudd a fucking leaf again or I will bomb every dyke and dam in your country
you guys are incredible
What song is stuck in your head right now, /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXbCJiZ6P6A
>>72306628
yes
>>72307057
Lel she could have been a female version of Trudeau tho...
ah yes, quebec "culture"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
>>72307057
she's from minnesota
she is a leaf
>>72307032
why not go the full mile and start sucking cock
>>72307096
Tired of this meme
i'd murder you all to drink emily's period blood
>I spy with my little eye a nasty weeb that's about to die
emma watson is not attractive and these leaks prove it
>>72305601
Pretty cool to think about desu
Why do French Canadians put maggots in their stew?
Work just called me lads, told me I don't have to work tonight because of snow
>>72307139
I don't understand the katana memes I know it has something to do with atheism...
>>72307149
Agreed desu
Klumpf
tell me about the vaper, why does he vape?
>tfw I chose to be free minded instead of being a dog
>>72307195
why isn't this girl the queen of /cum/
whats the obsession with whoever else. This one is best
>>72307093
oh fuck this guy is from montreal
OH FUCK WHERE DOES HE LIVE!!!!!! this is incredible
>>72307169
For real??
>>72307169
>>72307202
free protein tbqh
>>72307202
europoors eat these things with their cheese, they consider it a delicacy
>>72307093
>>72307223
I actually watched 6 videos to find out where he's from
the mad man, i read this newspaper every day
>>72307093
>crocs
>>72306765
1, 4, 7, 9, 10
>>72307219
who knows
>>72307255
euros are savages
>>72307202
Is this what happens when you add rotten flesh??
>>72307219
not so fast buddy
>>72307278
who is this and why do i want to cum on her
>>72305872
who?
>>72307301
These feminazi's are everywhere...
>>72307301
what the fuck is this give me more of that Emily girl
>>72307306
Emily Rudd
Actress
Born: February 24, 1993 (age 24 years), Saint Paul, Minnesota, United States
Height: 1.65 m
Nationality: American
Convince swj's that jews did Trump, and that Hitler was right all along
>>72307306
that's emily r*dd
>post pictures of naked women on blue board
>make obvious bait threads
>post webms of muzzies getting blown up and their bodies being torn into a thousand pieces
don't get banned
>post grainy black and white photos of dead jews in the holohoax (History channel tier)
get banned
lmao fuck this gay fucking board and the jew mods 2bh
fuck kikes
>>72307361
Does it taste good?? I don't like warm fruits.
we built this city
>>72307361
My ovaries hurt.
>>72307397
ON ROCK N ROLL
>>72307353
Why are women so creepy even though she is trying to be cute? *because you got a tiny dick.
>>72307447
haaaaaaaaaaaaa
WTF?????????
>>72307388
the mexijanny who hangs out here has severe autism tbqh
last night I think he was trying to keep it out of the op image so other jannies wouldn't get mad though
>>72307487
what's wrong
>>72307487
Dark Souls.
>>72307487
it appears i have an impostor
could do with a kazakh gf buds
Who's in for some /maggots/??
>>72307573
What about a half white, half Puerto Rican gf?
Post banaimo bars.
hey guys i'm back
I have to leave again forever.
>>72307606
ye nah
>>72307608
>>72307606
>(((donald trump))) wants to deport this
>>72307584
post more ja/ck/
>i play dark souls
>>72307673
I'm fresh out
>tfw I have a small following on a American anime image board
>>72304818
>tfw it turns into a shitty pre-teen romance drama
It could've just been some good ole goofy adventures.
wassup nucks?
My friend says couchsurfing (offering) is a nice way to fuck americans, is he right?
>>72307687
>I'm Mexican.
>>72307734
why?
>>72307660
>buzzfeed yum meets ja/ck/
holy shit i hate jews
NOT a fan of this new gimmick buds
Savage Sevens
>>72307777
How do I get over my driving phobia lads?
>>72307708
what is the url to it called
Im kind of tired of posting on this tibettan throat singing forum
>>72307769
I love jews get out
>>72307769
good post
>>72307807
bad post
>>72307752
this reminds me of something you'd see in an old 50s cookbook for poor people. I thought it was a joke after the fucking cool whip, until I saw jack
>>72307793
Driving cars?
Get a motorcycle
Riding motorcycles?
bicycles
Bicycles?
git gud faggot
>>72307807
>>72307769
I am indifferent about jews, both of you should leave.
How's going to make a new thread?
>>72307793
move to the city and you don't have to
>>72307584
CIA died
>>72307830
What's ajew?
>>>/out/
>>72307852
you one upped me
>>72307835
Why hasn't Ja/ck/ died in a grease fire yet?
I came here for the Americans <3
>>72307847
Idk hoe
>>72307866
fucking early twat
>>72307864
>>72307864
>>72307864
>>72307864
not early thread
>>72307849
He posts regularly but I'm the only one who recognizes him. Sad really.
>>72307877
I saw your thread in the catalog. faggot
You were also early
>>72307869
You're too kind