/brit/ - The Chocolate Edition

EWWWWWWWWW

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

chinese gfs > black gfs

elite edition

love having a dance me

>>72287644
First they came for
Then they came for me and cor blimey, I was the only one left

>>72289936

deuxieme pour j'aime la france

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GIMME THE LOOT

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39266056

>Girls 'too poor' to buy sanitary protection missing school

>just checked how much tampons are
>£2 for a tampax pack of 20

How can they not afford that?

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bf

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Boss sent me this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gWMjHnBj-A

Oasis were the shit.

WISE MEN SAY

>>72289936
>>72289990


Fucking rank

Piss off jamal

>>72290013
They can. "West Yorkshire" is Bradord, it's muslim families where the dad won't let his daughters use tampons because the bleeding is Allah's punishment for them being whores

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listening to radiohead and doing a depression

putting your height in your tinder bio edition

>>72290013
We live in a poor country that voted to become a hell of a lot poorer.

>>72289710
>"You coming out for a few kobbabergs?"
fairy

need to do something about

>>72290052
ahh yes being 15

>>72290042
based

>>72290042
it's leeds you idiot
it literally says so in the article if you could read things longer than 200-300 characters

>>72290030
ONLY FOOLS RUSH IN

>>72290064
what? point is i wouldn't do a big meal for a first date, better to just meet a nice place for a few drinks

3 girls on Tinder want to meet me. One is tall with big tits but she's from Egypt, one is from Kent, cute face but seems high maintenance, and the other is a very pretty Scottish girl with curly hair and nice bum. What do?

lot of niggers in this thread

>>72290093
"""""Leeds"""""

>>>72290064
sounds delish

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>>72290037
gay

>when his tinder bio isn't '6'2 and looking to screw'

>>72290042
is that what muslims believe?

>>72290060
>leaving brexit will mean people will be so poor they can afford to pay £2
>leaving brexit will make any significant difference money wise for the average joe bloggs

>>72290102
FONT

>>72289960
i already look like a newfag lol

>>72290102

>but she's from Egypt

Pull a Lawrence and ravage her beneath the burkha

>>72290113
yes
leeds

>>72290121
janny's gon FREAK

lads, anybody have that meme of the guy walking through his white middle class neighborhood seeing diversity photos and saying "black people really aren't that bad, guys"?

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U LOOKIN' AT MY TIDDIES WHYE BOI?

some bints start going no bra as soon as it becomes sunny thinking we aint noticing their pancake tits smH

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what do I reply lads? She seems a bit dim

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>>72290204

its funny lads
when i go on tinder i get hundreds of matches, like 75% of my likes get a match

>>72290178
She doesn't wear a headpiece, I don't think she's even muslim and she has blue eyes, bit weird.

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*BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP*

>>72290102
3 or 2
with foreigners you dont know what you're going to get
she could show up riding a camel or something

>>72290201
Janny is a nigger loving redditor. Would destroy him 1v1 and he knows it

Lads, can someone explain to me why black people are always the least educated and most prone to criminality in any given society?

>>72290246
that's not it you mong

i know you have it

give it

>>72290228
What's the gif?

>>72290254
alright mems aside that is not even remotely attractive

not fond of foreners
not racist just dont like em

>>72290253

if she's not muslim I dont' see why the "she's from Egypt" part was "but"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlVi2XEEo-M

tune

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who here /bulking/

>>72290228
>gif

Fuck off

>>72290282
because they excel in athleticism and creativity

alright lad you can stop posting those pictures now

>>72290147
People are already living payslip to payslip on extremely tight budgets, the cost of living inevitably going up is going to fuck up a lot of people.

>>72290328
She could be a conwoman, a lot of Egyptians are gold diggers or just plain thieves

>>72290369
bender

just been having a chat with one of the promoters for fabric
we're going to look into flying dj vang over for a dnb event

>>72290340
Jesus Christ

>>72290349
>creativity
*looks at list of black inventions*

>>72290399
>not attracted to black women means you're not attracted to any women

British """intellectuals"""

chinese gf making me dinner lads
love her :)

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>>72290312

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what do you say to this?

>>72290422
as in the arts
blacks are undoubtedly the best musicians

>>72290426
Try a french intellectual instead then :

You're a bender.

>>72290441
Pics of your dinner mate? I bet it's literally the dog's bollocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlJxwpOhdgM

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aldgate place

>>72290340
Are you a hobbit?

>tfw never fucked a black girl

>>72290466
*looks at Mozart, Bach and everyone that's ever composed anything of worth*

>>72290378
That's their own fault for
-having children
-poor budgeting

Cost of living will always go up and will always fuck up people but implying brexit will be a huge fuck up is unlikely. Too early to say anyway.

>>72290449


I don't like it.

Now suddenly those stats aren't fake when it suits him. Yet the unemployment rate was "as high as 42%" according to him during the election. Double standard.

>>72290147
>leaving brexit
what are you on about la

>>72290441
>>72290484
>chinese
I bet it's LITERALLY dog's bollocks

>>72290449
Those increases are the long term result of the Obama administration's planning and investment

Stop taking credit for his success #NotMyPresident

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>>72290480

>>72290505
the only good composer is bach
every other piece of classical music gets shat on by sun ra or pharoah sanders

>>72290403
excellent post

the scene needs some fresh talent

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MAYNE STREEM METEOR

>>72290505
would love to see mozart or beethoven go back to back with wiley and dizzee on rinse fm you twat

>>72290524
We're leaving the vote to leave the EU m8 didn't you know

don't you forget about me

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>Having a chinese gf

the only acceptable Sino women are from HK and Taiwan

>>72290466
Grime tho

>>72290564
*looks at how impossibly white and middle class you are*

>east asian women
>attractive

pick one and only one

>>72289936
nice edition dio cane

Do black people typically find other black people more attractive? Match with middle-class white qts on Tinder all the time, but don't think I've ever matched with a negress.

>>72290517
>Cost of living will always go up

Doesn't have to.

>implying brexit will be a huge fuck up is unlikely

I didn't say that (even though i think it is) but it's undeniable that a weak pound means more expensive imports and this country imports a lot of shit.

>>72290505
Mozart was black

>>72290523
it's a fact that theDow Jones hit an all time high and is continuing it's ascention.
So he objectively had at least one good impact on the economy

>>72290600
exactly
>>72290614
did you just assume what race I identify as?

>>72290627
Yeah they're drawn to their own kind much more than other races

>>72290645
Tom Jones?

BLACK MAN

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quintessentially british

>tfw live in a 95% white town and no black girl to fuck

>>72290639
>those hips
brehs

Cable on these sennheiser headphones is so fucking long I trip over it all the time trying to leave my room and nearly break my neck.

>>72290566
did you know that today I stole from the girl who stole from the stealer of the stealer

That's also why the Brexit remain in England campaign is going nuts

>>72290639
need those legs wrapped round my neck

>>72290449
there has been 75 months straight of job growth

>>72290689
They smell weird

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>>72290673
the welsh (britons) literally aren't white
make britain brown again

president toilet bog fart

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>>72290715
>>72290639
Haven't had sex in 3 months lads

basildon looks like shit

started splashing my face with cold water after i shower and my skin feels much better. much smoother and healthier.

>>72290653
>brexit and trump happens
>dow jones and FTSE both hit consistent record highs
really makes one think

>>72290711
just buy a shorter lead, most of the high-end ones have removable leads

only black girl I know is the biggest whore I have ever met. She often speaks candidly about fucking blokes she doesn't know bareback. Also has a fucking kid and she's not even 20. Still would though.

drank every day for the last 3 years

just ate a whole bag of lettuce

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>>72290737

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The greatest British athlete

wew

nova scotia is getting a rocket launch site

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anyone fancy coming for a few pints at the weekend?

>>72290801
>£10.00 for a 1.2m lead

Fucks sake

>>72290794
Tied almost exclusively to the weakening of the pound (for the FTSE).
Average Joe gets fucked.

>>72290873
>that jaw
BREHS

black girls look great and age very well
except about having weird brown kids i dont see why one shouldnt breed with a black girl

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Can't decide whether or not to go to the pub

HATE black woman 'natural' hair, it looks awful.

Stop posting all these black girls. My willy can only take so much

>>72290925
you still with the missus?

>>72290925
>carton of fags
FOB

>>72290944
nah they look better with their natural hair than with the weird smelly fake plastic hair

>>72290873
>white """"""women"""""

>>72290915
I rarely see black people but the black women I do see are fat and ape like.

>>72290964
yeah but she's gone for a few days

>>72290985
they smell like shite anyway so I doubt some plastic hair would make a difference

>>72290978
what? I don't see a carton of fags

want a strong black women to curbstomp my bollocks and just beat me up nahmean

>>72291011
where's she been la?
playing away from home again?

Superdrug
Farmfoods
Poundworld
Asda Living
TK Maxx
Matalan

what other shops do you normally find in a shit retail park?

>>72291051
someone give me a medal for writing that post

redpill me on medium rare

>>72291098
fuck off

>>72291056
just at her place, she doesn't live with me

>>72291092
toys r us

post toot

I prefer really really pale white women

>>72290925
Maybe clean up your room a bit you bum

>>72291119
It's actually highly common

>>72291098
*bums you*
There's yoyr reward;)

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>eating your steak anything but medium rare

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>72291122
square up

black/mixed women might have nice bodies but their african hair will stink

>>72291092
Pets at home

>>72291144
racist

>>72291174
Trump makes everything he hates illegal

Steak that's not well done is now a hanging offence

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>white "women"

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OI

Business idea: Rent a lifelike, fake willy with the size of your choice for up to 24 hours

Nothing better on earth than a qt latina girl that's loyal to your cock. Their craziness is worth it

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alri

>tfw no qt bf

>>72291241
would fucking decimate that thing like it was aleppo

Always thought that people whose mum had a different surname to them were the ultimate runts, and now it's only gone and happened to me. Oh how I've fallen tbqhwy

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What are your thoughts on black girls chocolate nipples and big fat fannies?

just finished shagging the sister

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>tfw exercising makes me more horny and makes my dick harder and cum more

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What are your thoughts on the Irish?

suffering from incontinence

it's hellish

peeled back my foreskin there and my bell end absolutely reeks

>tfw gayposting with some lad
>he tells me to add him
Fug too bad I'm [spoiler] too young [/spoiler] otherwise I would've

>>72291354
quite positive

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>>72291354
we own you, yank

Makes me sad when I see families in London desu. It's all well and good for yuppies to be living in shit flatshares, but if a child is brought up in those conditions and that's all they've ever known then it's just sad

>>72291298
>that kid who's surname changed over the summer holidays when his mum got remarried

Please post extremely pale white women

need to taste some poontang pie

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>>72291431

>>72291403

kek

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>>72291431
this tickles your fancy ?

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>>72291431

>>72291393
That's not funny

That's scary

>>72291298

>tfw mum refused to change her name

>>72291403
At least mine's not got remarried (doubt she ever will desu) - just got divorced and went back to her maiden name

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top chebs

>>72291394
Makes me sad seeing any child with clearly povvo/dole parents, they're fucked.

But yeah, wouldn't raise children in London on less than £160k/yr household income.

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>>72291431

>you will never take Nicola Sturgeon's virginity

feels bad

cant really get any conversations (banter if you will) going when there is an image every other post

just my 2p

>>72291569
need a biscoff gf

>>72289936
what do brits think?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12529510

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>>72289936
yes,yes,yes

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>>72291580

stoke newington has a whole foods now

my how thing have changed

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>>72291431

ubuntu running really fucking slow in virtualbox. fixes?

>>72291580
I endorse this post.

>>72291630
utterly disgusting

Been worried I might be gay recently, no idea why. Not attracted to men or get a boner over them but have this 'what if I'm gay and don't know it' thing in the back of my mind.

>>72291675
try it and find out

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Which country is England's best ally?

>>72291675
t. bit gay

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>>72291675
bit bent this post

>>72291606
>the black-loving croat

well well well

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>>72291693
Portugal

>>72291660
alri ireland

>>72291693
Pakistan

dodgy territory

making sexual comments to the work oneitis, not sure how she's going to respond

4 day weekend lads haha

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>living anywhere in this screencap

ISHYGDDT

>>72291693
Definitely Saudi Arabia.

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>>72291693

>>72291709
She's 11/10 but my willy is doing nothing, yet if I look at hentai I get hard.

Am I just wanking to too much hentai?

>>72291773
look at all that racist green space that could be paved over and turned into refugee housing

>>72291773
>Hull

I'd rather kill myself.

>>72291807
why would you? nobody wants to live there

>>72291773
not very nice, I happen to unironically enjoy living there.

FOY

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>>72291773

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>>72291711
sorry la, but I'm only into whites

>>72291675

gay and straight don't exist

>>72291773
York is apparently pretty decent

>>72291861
i imagine even the poorth is better than some islamic shithole

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What's the appeal of this exactly?

>>72291790
no, the picture is by no means stimulating

attracted to women and want to see them with no clothes on, but not at all interested in living with one and talking to her every day

>>72291981
congratulations, you're male

>>72291925
Me on the left

>>72291981
consider going to prostitutes

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>>72291790
>>72291965
bit scared for you lads

>>72291951
>tfw one of my happiest memories it watching this film with my first (and only) gf

That's why. I feel sick :(

>>72291925
his right legs looks all off

>>72292029
To me she has small tits and no curves anywhere, the body of a boy with tits.

I want to touch her tummy though

>>72292059
classic image

>>72291997

>assuming my gender

>>72292092
have to agree on all but the tummy, I'm ambivalent on that.

Does anybody know about public key encryption?

So if I wanted to send an encrypted message to a person using WhatsApp it would go something like this.

>I send the message
>It goes to WhatsApp servers which give it an encryption that only matches the person I'm sending it to's encryption phone
>They get it and their phone can unlock it
>They want to send one back to me
>The WhatsApp server codes their message only so my phone can unlock it

and so on?

>>72292059
>over 3 fucking years ago

Good god get me out of here

>>72292122
*does 10 years in guantanamo*

would bum every one of you if i could lads

Can you get up and make me a coffee please, love x

>>72292029
Good thing she's really working her hip to the right, it almost gives the impression of a curve on her fridge like body.

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lads what's the superior ethnicity of women?

>>72292154
*gapes bp*

it's your lucky day

>>72292145

*releases you early and gives you 1 million pounds*

behave now aha

>>72292191
Somali

>>72292193
except you

>>72291773
It's lovely.

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>its another normies on facebook go into a frenzy over scaremongering mail articles about dognappers and poisonous energy drinks episode
Ahhhhh yes

Better tag all your mates in case their life is in danger from that bolognese sauce product recall

why do rasheed women have such massive arses

>>72292208
i will hehehe

*runs into camden and starts flinging poo at trannies*

I like how Tim's only 52

>>72292139
everyone has a public and private key pair
public key is fine to be broadcasted anywhere

incredibly simplified but

>you send a message
>whatsapp gives you public key of recipient
>you encrypt using their public key, can only be decrpyted using the correct private key pair
>they decrypt using their private key

got a dick appointment

>>72292029
What I meant is that there isn't enough to get a boner from

>>72292191

innuit

>>72292217
please bum me i'm desperate

>>72292139
This post is twisting my melon.

Are you imparting your knowledge of public key encryption or are you asking us about public key encryption?

>>72292236
don't forget the bananas injected with aids or the poisoned dog treats

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>>72292191
west/central asian

>>72292271
Great anon, thanks.

Just a quick question on the technicality, if I was to say use WhatsApp and send you a message, before sending the message to the server to be encrypted, I'm guessing it asks the server for your public key which goes back to my phone, then encrypts the message, THEN sends it to their server and on to you so it can be unlocked by you?

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I like fiction as much as the next guy but come on

remembering the cuckio meme and having a giggle

Blacks belong to USA

>>72292313
Sorry anon, I was asking for confirmation as to whether or not I had it right, not trying to impart any knowledge.

*looks at you in disgust*

>>72292359
there's some protocol which gives you the public key of the recipient to your device

encryption/decryption happens on device, what is transmitted over the wire is unreadable without the correct private key

>>72292086
He pulls a muscle the second the race starts.

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>tattoos

YOU'RE TWISTING MY MELON MAN!

>>72292417
told the gf I didn't like tattoos and it backfired on me horribly (she has four)

What's a good bike for commuting?

>>72292059
would unironically attend a brit meetup

>>72292450
is she degenerate?

told the bf that I don't like being a bottom and so he shagged me even harder

>>72292474
Hot

Question : in british culture are greeks stereotyped as gay ?

>>72292490
not really

greeks are fat lazy bastards who sit on their arses eating olives all day while they plan weddings

>>72292415
Amazing, thanks anon. Just wanted to make sure I was understanding right and that the message wasn't first sent to the servers BEFORE being encrypted and the encryption/public key was already known before the message leaves the phone.

Thanks again, seems complicated at first but after ten minutes reading it makes perfect sense.

NEW

>>72292487
>>72292487
>>72292487
>>72292487
>>72292487

can someone link me to the original tweet where the pic of deano came from

>>72292490
I wish I had a gay geek bf

>>72292490
nah, the french are though

>>72292517
https://www.whatsapp.com/security/WhatsApp-Security-Whitepaper.pdf
https://security.stackexchange.com/questions/121304/how-does-the-signal-protocol-used-by-whatsapp-work

if you want more in depth

>>72292473
wouldn't say so but her tattoos aren't not completely degenerate if you catch my drift

he's fast

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>>72292519

>>72292490
nope

the ginger kid I bullied at secondary school is in the army now
looks like a right tosser

He's here

He walks amongst us, lads.

he's here

did i get banned for posting women again?

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>>72292519
destroyed

>>72292490
they used to be but not for a couple of decades, more bisexual than gay though, not fussy i think was the general feel.

>>72292490
nah just lazy

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4

he's here