/brit/

>gif
fuck off

Is it safe?

b

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whats all this then

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need an italian gf

Touched a girl's thigh once, with her permission.

>match qt on tinder
>we talk for ages and gets on well
>asks for my WhatsApp and asks to meet up
>suddenly never talks to me again
Ah yes crushing loneliness

>>72293036
scandalous

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What if we claim in the OP that this is the 1 meta thread that's allowed on the board, would that bypass Jannys thread control?

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>>72292914
Good lad

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really want a ford ka

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>ANOTHER Scottish referendum

f

this is it right? right lads...? right.......???

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Financial compensation, perhaps?

the male gaze is fake news

we are biologically programmed to do this

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tim worked at a jewish american summer camp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3eIoamzAd4&feature=youtu.be

Marvin's Room by Drake is the best RnB song of the last 10 years.

>>72293064
I'll sell you my Clio mate

>>72293097
not ruddy likely

>>72293097
>>72293059
see you in 3 days lads

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What's wrong with going out with single women if their children are still infants

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hm.....

Janny ought to fuck off and just let us create a /new/ every 300 posts

300 is the natural point for creating a new thread, hence why people do it

Would be a lot less bother if he just went back and deleted the old thread

Stop interfering with the free market for thread creation

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>>72293063

Tim truly is a fascinating specimen

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Can someone link the original tweet where the picture of Deano came from, please

>>72293155
where you going?

I've finally found a working way to wean myself off continuously snacking lads.

Keep well stocked with snack foods, but ONLY THE FLAVOURS YOU DETEST.

With the chocolate mint bar and the pickled onion crisps ever within reach I haven't touched a snack food in a month.

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wouldn't mind selling the current vehicle and getting one of these

>>72293108
yeah but why isn't there a female gaze? they also look at potential sexual candidates in order to evaluate them. what i'm saying is, can i look at a woman without it contributing to toxic masculinity/rape culture etc?

got an aesthetic thick willy

>>72293163
he doesn't have any power that way

>>72293108
I avoid doing so all the time. I'm going to receive sexual compensation at some point for this right??

Does Timothy Byrne have autism or something

Why is he so strange

>>72293218
prove it

>>72293189
>believing Denaux came from a "tweet"
oh I am laughing

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>>72293156
fucked a 48 year old woman who had an 18 year old son the other week

not my proudest moment

>>72293218
going to need at least 5 photographics proofs of this

>>72293189
Fellini is a top notch director.

>>72293142
got to be a ka

>>72293121
He's an Israeli sleeper agent

Vinay is a Hamas operative tasked with launching a counter operation against him

The plot thickens

>>72293206
>he doesn't like mint chocolate
>he doesn't like pickle onion crisps
HOWLING

>>72293163
I think really /brit/ just needs to have its own board.

What shall I watch lads?

>Gummo
>The Killing Fields (Seen before tbqh)
>Fallen Angels (Chinese, subbed)
>The White Ribbon (German, subbed)
>F for Fake

>>72293236
it's a bit on the small side though (hence i didn't mention length)

>>72293239
he said the PHOTO of Deano esq. you fucking busticket

>>72293267
why mate

Cromwell was a hero. Fuck monarchy

Republic of England soon.

>>72293286
Let's see yer dick

motorbike rides in the dark are comfy as fuck
anyone want owt from spar?

>>72293286
then take a pic of the width without the length next to a ruler pls x

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If you live in the area covered by this screencap, there's a high likelihood of you being a top lad

>>72293277
the footy, you fucking ponce

>>72293206
why don't you just not buy snacks, or buy bananas or something
bananas are on sale right now

>>72293239
it did, i remember it clearly.
i think he is some MLB player and the caption read something like "about that red carpet life"

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I think the NHS must have finally given tim some drugs

>>72293036

held a girls hand once
she asked me to do it

S****horpe

sometimes moms and dads fall outta love

>>72293319
>>72293327
fuck off benders.

>>72293300
cuz

>>72293307
haha shut up gayboy

*uses your teeth to scrub the barnacles off of the Royal Yacht Britannia*

>>72293343
is it more masculine to fuck my girlfriend right now or watch the footy?

>>72293377
I am a bender and want to see your aesthetic dick that you're bragging about

>>72293340

Barnstaple lad myself

do people really wipe their arses back to front

>>72293340
Guildford mentioned

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>>72293340

>>72293377
not gay, just interested

Shan't be encouraging homos (they should be hanged)

>>72293409
>my girlfriend
No one believes you, Ahmed.

What should this young neet do today?

>>72293340
DEVON

>>72293443
Wales was for leave

>>72293473
you first homo

>>72293389
fair enough mate

eating some pizza lads

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>lad I know is giving it large on facebook saying scotland need to fuck off because they contribute nothing to the UK
>he's from Wales

>>72293340
was born just to the east of where the pic ends

feeling a depression

>>72293479
got proof for both you fuck but won't give it to you on principle of you being a cunt

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>>72293443
Nope

>>72293473
nobody was talking about homos and yet you bring them up

you're obsessed with homos

THEREFORE

you're a poofta

>>72293523
who are you quoting

>>72293443
Why did those islands in Ireland vote?
Also, Wales and lots of the North West voted for Brexit

>>72293473
so you want to see some well hung gayboys?

>>72293526
i live on that edge mate

I have a small willy and it's making me sad

>>72293537
What are you getting upset for?

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god save the queen

>>72293340
EXETER
X
E
T
E
R

>>72293557
*whom

>>72293526

W O R T H I N G
O
R
T
H
I
N
G

>>72293552
I was talking about my willy

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>only getting (You)'s from people telling me I'm guy or muslim

>>72293611
not that guy, but i live there.

denise van outen

Would right love to finger Lauren Southern

have an interview with Aon tomorrow for an actual salaried career

Bricking it

>>72293636
*gay

>>72293649

Good, meet me at spoons in one hour and bring condoms

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alri

>>72293611
Crawley mate xx

>>72293581
not v. happy with you assuming my identity :'-(

>>72293340
<west country

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>>72293538
nope

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>Looney Tunes was called Boon Time in Australia

got the neurons fizzing

>>72293684
not going there lad, do i look cheap?
>>72293721
u poor bastard

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OI

>>72293670
so called gf works for them la [spoily] she earns more than me [/spoilerino]

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gf just email'd this

>>72293756
what the fuck. stupid fucking aussies

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD-1Tb2Tk9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDtAn4sq_nM

Love rainy nights, hate rainy days.

>>72293786
state of that barnet

>>72293773
WOT?

>>72293277
Gummo. That scene when the insecure hyper masculine guy has a breakdown over losing an arm wrestle makes me kek every time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MC8Lw5e9Q

classic banger haha x
9 years old

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gf just telegrammed me this

>>72293786
wew, that's some ballsy advertising from SABMiller.

>>72293737
Why is Wales "Remainia" when it voted to leave, you stupid fucking paki?

just did the driest poo ever

felt the need to pour water up my arse

>>72293760
yep it's a fucking dire shithole
that's why my parents moved away not long after I was born

>>72293777
>gf earns more than you

No way that's going to last unless she's a munter desu, women are biologically programmed to chase men who can provide for them, that's why equal pay will lead to most people being single.

>>72293737
Clearly the 1975 referendum had a far more decisive result and should be the one we stick with.

>>72293838
not him, spastic

>>72293831
fucking hell

tried to do that running man dance at a school disco and fell flat on my face, everyone laughed at me and i ran off crying, broke my nose too

brings back bad memories but this is a choon

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>>72293831
>9 years old

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>you stupid fucking paki

>>72293443
Wales voted to leave, my fellow gille.

Are you lads watching the footy?

>>72293831
impeccable taste as always, germanon

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gf just sent me this via carrier pidgeon

>>72293840
did the wettest poo early, needed about a metre of toilet roll to clean it all up

>>72293883
You're replying to me, supporting his post. Rasheed.

>>72293837
they gone lad I think, Ab InBev bought them i think.

>>72293877
c'est la vie

she earns 42, I earn 35 :S

>>72293954
a metre?

i used way more than that for an average shit

>>72293777
Its crazy how much they pay.

I'd be getting 65k for an entry level consulting job.'

dont have to be too specific, but is she in sales? they get a ton as well

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>Someone on /b/ is dropping fresh fresh FRESH Amanda Seyfriend pics including a nice shot of her boobies and one of her holding a willy and just now, one of her sucking on a willy
>None of these images produce results when you reverse image search them
wew lads

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF, CUNTS

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gf just visual telegraphed me this

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gf just forwarded me this

>>72294001
>gif
fuck off

>>72294001
why would you not include a link?

>>72294001
think they're fake tbf

>>72294045
He's lurking. I've seen him slam the hammer for less.

>>72294001
wish i knew who she was so i could get off to it

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gf just mailed me this

>>72294069
>being afraid of the Man
Fight for your right lad

>>72294001
LINK

>>72294087
Cher

>>72294061
There's definitely something off with the ones of her with a willy in her hand/mouth, but at the same time, there are no results when you RIS them, so I'm trying to suss out where the fakes are coming from.

>>72294087
>He's never watched Mean Girls
State of you.

Gf just whatsapped me this
>"kill yourself"

got called a douchebag at the pub

>>72294123
>He's never watched Mean Girls
im not gay

http://forum.phun.org/index.php?threads/amanda-seyfried-leaked.1797765/

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Stop making me join a radical religious terrorist organisation with the intent of killing innocent men, women and children by not hiring me into your films

>>>/b/725511431

Met a really nice girl yesterday lads, we really seemed to get on pretty well and had a nice day hanging out. She suggested I take her number before new parted so we could go out some time, without me even asking for it. Well I gave her a text this morning and she hasn't even responded. It's a legit number, because I have her on WhatsApp as well, so I just don't understand.

Is this normal? Honestly a bit confused.

got called a cretin at Woolworths

>>72294151
>Prime Lindsay Lohan
>Prime Rachel McAdams
>Prime Amanda Seyfried
>Prime Lacey Chabert
>Actively avoided all of that
Yeah lad, you're gay as fuck.

>>72294161
um cover up lady your bosom is sticking out

>In HR
>read resumes
>schedule interviews
>conduct interviews
>occasionally run analysis on compensation
>tell people they are fired

I do this and make 50k starting. What an easy gig HR is. seriously

>>72294154
WOI

>>72294191
i shagged real girls instead

>>72294185
maybe she forgot

message her again tomorrow, but with the intent of discussing something in particular, not just saying 'hi'

>>72294090
nice, your gf is adriana lima? Who are you then?

>>72294220
Ohhh big man, wish I was as cool as you

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>i shagged real girls instead

>>72294220
>in 2004
Go to bed grandad.

Got called a chicken in the piggery

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>>72294228
give me doutzen kroes

>>72294157
>Nigler

Screeching

http://imgbox.com/NtZJqOuV

The contents of this link may or may not feature Amanda Seyfried sucking on a willy in a very picturesque environment.

>>72294247
pretty sure it was popular long after its initial release

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If you live in the area covered by this image, there's a high likelihood of you being a top lad

thinking of shaving my beard lads

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>inbred brits

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>>72294285

>>72294303
Rasheed

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>>72294303
>stourbridge
>top lads

Is Cheltenham where the fat white chicks dress as slags in silly hats at the horse races?

>>72294303
stratford mentioned

>>72294303
Coventry but moving to Cambridge in two months due to job offer.

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>>72294322
do it, sick of seeing beards

hipster runts

clean shaven or stubble, nothing else

>>72294222
It wouldn't make much sense if she simply forgot. We met yesterday and I only sent the text today.

But yes, maybe a so-called Whatsapp message wouldn't go amiss.

>>72294336
literally is as described lad.

I SEE YOU BABY

CHICKEN MADRAS

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>work tomorrow

>>72294363
Beardlet detected

>>72294285
It's more scenic than picturesque

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Mummy just gave me a big kiss on the cheek :3

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>work tomorrow

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>being a NEET waster tomorrow

>>72294392
>this time tomorrow we'll be past the half way mark

all downhill from here... tomorrow

...hmmm...
https://mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/841728797502259200

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>>72294366
what I mean is, maybe she's really busy today or something

>>72294407
wish mine had loved me

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feels good lads

>>72294397
I can grow one just fine. It's just not appealing to me. Too annoying and common.

>>72294407
she gave me a big kiss on my knob earlier lad

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>servitude 'morrow

>>72294341
That's Cheshire.

>>72294449
fake

>>72294439
Me with the white feathers with the lads.

>>72294449
wonder what it feels like to have a girl be into you

good i bet

>>72294449
hawt

>>72294449
gay

last day at work tomorrow lads

>>72294446
awww, poor frogbro
>>72294461
piss off

>>72294468
What's this Cheltenham I keep hearing about on Talk Sport? Why is Allen Brazil having his breakfast show there?

sick to death of this frog poster
go away

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doing a big think lads

what's the meaning of life? what are we here to accomplish?

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Who /never had a job/ here?

>>72294449
Only a female landwhale would use "senpai"

>>72294537
omg just go away!!!! you are an american we don't want your kind here

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What's moot up to at google?

>>72294357
didn't ask

>omg

bender detector is off the charts

>apply for a job
>sends me an e-mail that they're interested and to complete their online portion
>literally takes 2 hours
>e-mail them back to either call me for more information or to go fuck themselves

Maybe they'll like my gall and ring me for a job offer lads

>>72294439
Ah maybe. She does have a job and ting.

Can't help but think negative thoughts all the time, even when we were having fun together. Fuck me. There's always a rational explanation.

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9ugXiggd14

the faaaacts and the figures

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>Only a female landwhale would use "senpai"

>>72294533
reminds me of my mum haha

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>>72294556
Worked part-time when I was 18-20. Never worked since and I'm 33. Don't even know how about going to get a job.

Hmmmm
seems this is yet another normblot trend that bypassed me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6mEZmso4CY

here is the amanda seyfried thread

>>>/b/725511431

life is ultimately pointless but there has never been a better time for memes

>>72294597
Baggage handler.

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>>72294652
what have you been doing for the last 13 years?

>>72294630
If she offered to give you her number, she's interested

You just can't text her every 10 minutes saying "pls rspond"

>>72294652
have you not been forced onto a back to society scheme yet?

Just got a job with a firm handshake and some eye contact

>>72294698
doing what

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UP THE DONS LADS

>>72294530
Do I look like some fucking expert on England to you or something? No. Now fuck off.

>>72294684
jumping in front of cars and suing the drivers

>>72294560
I filtered it so it automatically changes "SENPAI" to senpai

Just got a job with a firm blowjob and some eye contact

>>72294733
Wow rude

>>72294641
Learned of this song when a Norwegian m8 of mine that I played CoD with put it into his montage haha

lads I'm looking for some expert on England or something

anybody in mind?

!VERY IMPORTANT! COMPLETE OR FACE A FINE
https://strawpoll.com/esrr9e4
https://strawpoll.com/esrr9e4
https://strawpoll.com/esrr9e4

>>72294697
I'm a shut in. Been on the sick for 3 of the past 5 years.

>>72294728
does /sp/ really like MK Dons? bellowing

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>CoD montage

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why are /deutsch/ and /tr/ separate generals?

>>72294728
edgy
mk dons are fucking scum and i'd write your jaw off if you told me anything different

you'll NEVER understand football

>>72294767
I'm an expert on some very specific parts of england

>>72294778
I'm 23 but I'll probably be posting here until 30+ or until the day I die if this place is still up.

On another note
>18-21 (3)
Need some 18 year old /brit/ boipucci

Been a victim of fraud for the first time, cancelled card - sent a new one. Money was spent at Carphone Warehouse but I got it back

Been a victim of fraud today at the same place - Carphone Warehouse

There's a Carphone Warehouse right outside my work

Do I have a reason to be suspicious here

>>72294717

Suckling benis

>>72294597
machine operator

>>72294820
It was 2009 lad. A different time.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39266056

>Girls in the UK are missing school because they cannot afford sanitary protection, a charity has said.
>The group provides sanitary products to women in Kenya - but is now doing the same in West Yorkshire.

absolute state of the north

Got a new phone today from Carphone Warehouse lads.

my mam is trolling me on fb and my friends are laughing

>>72294686
Yeah, that's highly likely. If she was just being polite to get rid of me she'd probably just give a wrong number.

Thanks the advice senpai. Hope your love life is going ok xx

>>72294823
not funny
foy

>>72294888
Costs 2 quid for a pack of tampons. It's not that they can't afford it. They're just scundered to buy them.

>>72294888
Clearly an exaggerated story.

seyfried is kind of bland isn't she

>>72294763
Sorry mate. Its been a stressful day at work.

*leans in for the kiss*

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if you're talking the hardest

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>>72294947
>>72294982
>One teenager told the BBC she taped toilet roll to her underwear and missed school "every month" because of her period.

>One of the girls said: "I wrapped a sock around my underwear just to stop the bleeding, because I didn't want to get shouted at. And I wrapped a whole tissue roll around my underwear, just to keep my underwear dry until I got home. I once Sellotaped tissue to my underwear. I didn't know what else to do.

going to foy now

>>72295032
where are these girls' parents?

>>72294888
should be using pads anyway. fucking whores

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the results are in lads

>>72292951
where do I get a 55 gallon stainless drum in the uk

Had a panic attack before going to work, wasn't even afraid of going to work but just ended up crying my eyes out whilst making cereal and then hyperventilating, my face went all numb and i felt ill all day. what the fuck

least my gf was there

>>72295032
This is just the female version of when some lad is too embarrassed to draw attention to his puberty so he ends up growing a pubestache because he's afraid to ask for a razor.

surely they could just sell a pair they'd bled on via the internet and be able to afford tampons for years

>>72295074
>my mum was a single parent and she had five mouths to feed, so there wasn't much leftover money in the pot to be giving to us

>>72295074
Well, I can't account for their fathers but let's say their mothers have been... busy at my house ;)

I always think of /brit/ of being a fairly diverse group of lads but I bet it's just the same 100-200 people every day.

>>72295133
there's that entrepeneurial spirit

>>72295104
didn't vote and fucked your results :^)

LESTERRRR

>>72295127
at least he can go to school with a pube moustache.

girls can't be taking a 1 out of 4 weeks off because their pants are stained

chune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgvTPBxNxBM

Might move to 4+4chan in protest over captchas, literally spending minutes at a time completing these stupid fucking things

>>72295127
>tfw this was me

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12530707
http://www.strawpoll.me/12530707
http://www.strawpoll.me/12530707

VERY important poll.

>>72295218
>doesn't use legacy

On the lash

Alone

On a Tuesday

In me bedroom hehe

>>72295171
yea regulars/daily users is probably around that

it's a literal blizzard outside lads

>>72295121
Shit lad, my condolences. What did your girlfriend even do? Would be embarrassed as fuck if I had a breakdown in front of are lass.

Just took an enormous healthy poo

Feeling well good

twf da foxes win the champions bowl

>>72295218
just use legacy you spazoid

>>72295202
Yeah but it's not because they can't afford it. That was my point. They're just embarrassed to mention their minge to their parents.

hmmmmmm

https://youtu.be/z4BKKJuI5bE

>>72295248
reee fuck off winter weather

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>>72295239
>>72295279

>>72295258
describe consistency, size and colour in that order

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>>72295296
I welcome the winter
t. sledder

>>72295104
how is a 21 or a 24 year old supposed to respond?

>>72295253
was dead supportive and tried to cheer me up and now shes going to come round with spag bol that she cooked

im somewhat worried about going to work tomorrow as only two of my colleagues know i had a panic attack and others will be asking about my "stomach ache"

least i've got beta blockers

>>72295287
>tights

>>72295239
>>72295279
What's legacy? Literally never heard of it

>>72295340
fuck off

>>72295121
why

>>72295305
>>72295352
don't ever reply to me or that other lad again

>>72295378
t. fucking moron

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>>72295378
ok

>>72295352
clearly trolling and I feel like a spastic for replying but it's in the 4chan options to use legacy instead of the stupid pictures

>>72295280
>it's not because they can't afford it.
proofs???

>>72295325

Excellently smooth
Was a very long one that sort of curled upon itself
A light brown colour with little hints of corn in there
Had to wipe a couple times, but feeling fresher than a daisy, now

Thanks for listening x

>>72295420
They made the claim that it's down to affording shit, but provided no proof.

>>72295452
no problem hun x
have a lovely day :3

>not being one of the 4chan elite and owning a 4chan Pass™

>>72295473

>>72295420
because come on. no-one is really too poor for the basics in this country
it's just an excuse that dole scum use because they dont want to give up beer

REALLY want a floppy eared doggy.

>>72295497
>giving hiroshima your shekels

>>72295497
hi