/brit/

>>72253771
n-no please

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/840891580613562368
absolutely howling

>There are no products in this wishlist.

reeeeeeee

i smell an arse tbqh ngl la

plymouth is actually an alright place

Let's grow us a lanky goggle eyed freak!

why do JFs hate us so much

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janny hates cornwall

shrozebruh up in this bitch

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Ended up picking up my dry cleaning myself because the maid forgot to do it. Had to go spend the whole day in a not-so-fresh suit.

Feeling vengeful but objectively speaking it's a small thing so I'll try no to hold it against her.

Bit on edge and petty lately for some reason tbqh.

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Nicholas R Eastling, nice to meet you lads x

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>>72253827

girl here

UK 8/10
32DD/30E
UK 7/8

r8

ooooohhh ahhhh i just know that something good is gonna gappen

>>72253752
Formerly slaggiertits til she realised she could get money for nudes

Didn't actually mean wiretapping when I said wiretapping lads

>>72253827
SCREECHING

>>72253907
what kind of lifts are they?

>>72253877
>tfw catholic school

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Right lads it's time.

How do we mastermind a commieslag meetup?

>>72253908
can you help me find a version of 'look who's back' with english subtitles lad?

the camera is installed in the toilet lads. new things will come soon

>>72253907
>UK 8/10
>UK 7/8
fuck does this mean

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-Did you hit the janny?
If I had of done he'd have come through that wall

>>72253877
*tracks you down*
ehehehehe
>>72253907
post tits
>>72253963
we need to do this seriously

>>72253980
>he did the virginpost

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.

I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.

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Rosy with a sunburn

>>72253995
>implying i still live in that village
im gone, a GHOST, a MYSTERY

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chilling

raindrop

Heading down the garage. Anyone need anything?

>>72253963
sara and aisha already met up

what will rosy do for work when she hits the wall

>>72253877
Elementary schools haven't existed in this country since 1944 YOU FUCKING YANK

>>72253907
good post. just.. such a fantastic post

>>72254019
nah honestly come on i don't know
anyway still doubting that it's a real girl posting on /brit/

>>72254039
It's night mong nice try
>>72254066
Did they bang?

>>72253972
you mean the one about hitler?

it should be on the 'flix with english subs

done a post

>>72254052
>>72254052
>>72254052

>>72254000
>still private
Fucks sake boys

>>72254068
looks like she already hit the wall m8

her face took most of the brunt

>>72254109
someone get access and post screenies for us

>>72254078
>he didn't go to a primary school
what's it like being northern?

>>72254039
have that literal book

teacher made us read Howl in A2 english

>>72253846
at least you're aware of this fact la

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>>72254086
yeah

>>72254101
that's the one

never thought of trying there, I'll check it out thanks

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>>72253877
Thomas E. City of London Freemen's

>>72254039
aesthetic fags

>>72254146
yeah but why do you hate us?

>>72254039
>>72254132
Howl-ing

pulled pork sweet potato fries and asparagus for dindins lads

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>>72254149
>palestine flag
every fucking time

>>72254149
If this was my daughter I'd be all for honour killings.

need someone to pull my pork

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>sturgeon trying to get another referendum

the absolute state of the SNP

just sent rosy a picture of my cock locked into a chastity cage
hope she likes it ^__^

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what book should I read first?

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S[he] Be[lie]v[ed]

>>72254165
FOB

>these chelsea vids where she speaks quietly and in a yank accent
literally in tears

>>72254174
multitude of reasons, none of which I really care to bring about here tbqh la

>>72254039
Cut your nails

>>72254289
oh ok

>>72254165
you gave more than 3 answers you twarp

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started watching the US office lads

it's fucking shite, puerile yank humour

can't even hold candle up to the original one

Well lads, /cum/ has gone to shit ever since the dixiefags left, and I'm not a southerner so I guess I'll just have to shit up this general instead.

>>72254261
something funny about the three body shop products right next to the communist literature

>>72254283
the fucking state of her voice

rotten pipes to go with a rotten mug

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/818610831550218240

>>72254323
>/cum/ has gone to shit

was it ever not shit?

>literature with political intention in it
fuck off you spanner haha

>>72254261
>marx
Read kropotkin Marx is a gay jew

>>72254323
south independence when???

>>72254322
erm excuse me, this picture is ONLY to be used for "work tomorrow" posts

Is Newcastle a good place for an Erasmus?

>>72254346
she looks quite manly...

anything you lads want to ask the magic 8-ball?

>>72253907
georgia?

>>72254323

This is what the U.K. will be like once Scotland leaves

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https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/840935338604388353

>>72254261
Why are commies so obsessed with Palestine? Do they just hate kikes? Don't know why /pol/ doesn't support Palestine tbqh

Why do Yanks love jocks so much

this is something I've never understood

>>72254394
yeah you'd probably have a laugh, come to brighton instead though it's fun and we could get a pint x

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what book should I read first?

>>72254415
shall i kill myself

>>72254384
>>72254423
I'm enjoying this gimmick but I think it needs to branch out a bit more

>>72254448
>Don't know why /pol/ doesn't support Palestine tbqh
because they're rasheeds

>>72254463
'It is decidedly so'

>>72254423
amazing gimmick lad

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>>72254462
>that censored one

>>72254468
kek

>>72254420
Just K now.
Old dad K you had the mix up with the tea and oh how we both laughed then didn't we? Son?

>>72254462
le salut par les juifs is very good
the red book (the one by mao right?)

>>72254499
good

>>72254499

Witnessed

>>72254462
Mankiw

>>72254462
Russell la'

>>72253829
starting to recognise the posters here
including this guy

>>72254149
Kek, madman

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ah yes, the second sex

>>72254462
>fascist books
Bash yourself
give me ONE reason to be a fascist
Pro tip: you can't

>>72254508
the world may not be ready for it's revelations
>>72254522
jung

might do a nos balloon just because i can

>>72254516

The union in "UK" is between Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

It will still be the (You)K until the republic finally takes Belfast

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in waterstones

>>72254149
asking for a tim edit

>>72254609
What is she hiding in the status bar?

>>72254637
>finally

alri paddy

>>72254619
yeah read le salut par les juifs
bloy goes in with his delirium-esque prose

>>72254461
Glad to hear that. Thanks man
>>72254462
Just do some mathematics

>>72254609
can she only spend it on amazon or can you withdraw it?

>>72254668
probably just an idiot

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>>72254664
>sex a fascist

>>72253877
Albert A. Leon

...yay?

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why do these things exist solely in london and nowhere else? baffling desu

>>72254637
I'd rather Belfast take the Republic desu. At least then the Republic might be respectable.

imagine ejaculating inside this and betraying your race

http://i.4cdn.org/sp/1489435571846.jpg

would feel amazing

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This man

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>>72254706
>>72254719
>>72254730

findom is abuse of the mentally ill

>>72254754
looks gay as fuck
>french
oh that's why

>>72254637
No-one actually wants Belfast.

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>>72254540
>>72254556
>>72254687
ty

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tim

does anyone have the electrical "infetterence" copypasta

*has a cup of green tea*

just call me zhang lads

>>72254754
business idea: only these and other low cc bikes are allowed in towns and cities.
cars are restricted to motorways and A roads.

>>72254802

I'll take it.

Genocide the proddies and have my own Irish Catholic city state would be fun 2bh

>>72254702

I lost the original pic without background, post it.

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hmm?

can someone explain ketamine to me

reminder that niceposting in other generals is a plentiful source of (You)s

my life would be complete if tim lad would include my post in one of his edits

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Which one should I read first lads?

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>>72254870
quite the confusing post, mate

>>72254873
its a drug

>>72254873
mad wonky innit

>>72254485
Posted in wrong thread

haven't posted in /brit/ for a few months now someone fill me in on the newest gimmicks ta

>>72254873
makes u go yeah

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>when you feel yourself into a K hole

aha... oh dear...

>>72254873
used for anesthesia and as a pet tranquilizer

>>72254887
you dont read toilet paper mate

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how is this even sexy

when it was verne in you're the worst i thought it was farcical but obviously not

would watch the match but i lost interest in football after taking acid 30+ times

>>72254951
Yeah exactly I'm not reading fascist books

>>72254969
in one night?

>>72254988
nice dildo

>>72254988
Post pics of you shoving it up your boy bum

>>72254976
where does religion fit in your ideology?

>>72255002
Thanks, it's double-ended

>>72254959

These men are mentally ill and this woman needs to be investigated for taking advantage of vulnerable people.

I got erection watching Tim pics.

>>72255036
yes I know
I have one

think im going to sleep now
good night

>>72254959
I hope she gets caught via her taxes

>>72255026
I'm assuming your a christian. Jesus was very leftist tbhqhwy but I'm not religious my self

>>72254873
mmm hmm

>>72255024
I'm not bent mate, just got a large collection of sex toys

>>72255068
Don't you love bending it round and putting both ends in

>>72254932
you see an amusing post
you ask, in a meta fashion, 'did this post give me a chuckle'?

check

>>72255109
Fuck do you 'ave em for then?

>>72254873
cheapest way to walk on the moon

>>72255145
Putting them in my bum lads

>>72255109
>Don't you love bending it round and putting both ends in
yes

did a poo and had a very nice surprise when a second one came out

>MAN POO

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>i'm not gay but i enjoy putting phallic objects in my arse

>>72255186
Then post it bent twat
>inb4 I only use it for anal masturbation not pretending I'm getting fucked

currently have 0 cocks lodged in my rectum, not even single one

can one of you rectify this please

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alri

might buy this and guide this poor irishman to "safety"

>sPOOin

>>72255207
I thought you Spaniards were our best ally

looks like it's portugal now

i make you tug yourself stupid as you spend on me to do the human race a favour. we don't want your beta DNA in the gene pool.

>>72255230
Post what?

I love using dildos on myself but I couldn't ever see myself shagging a bloke, don't find the image of a male attractive but I like penises or penis shaped objects.

>>72255237
Aight
*pulls down trousers and pants and then whips out massive dong*

>>72254795
they are gay, only ever seen runts on them
>>72254841
subsidise low cc motorcycles, insurance and riding gear for people registered living in urban addresses

poo a'brewin bigly tbqh ngl la

Alri lads off to the spar what you want

>>72255298
Ever seen a cute feminine boy? Not a twink btw. I too used to be a straight lad like you... 4+4chan has a cuteboy board check it desu

>>72255326
some bum toys and lube

man kick the ball

>>72255326
all out of fucks tbqh ngl la

>>72255315
you're really proud of this one, aren't you?

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The so called supper

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>>72255287

>>72255367
>>72255360
Sorry do not think the spar stocks such items

>>72255399
Nice arse there

>>72255376
heh, it's not too bad tbqh ngl

>>72255399
keke

>>72255399
is that a penis in the bottom left?

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feel a sense of inferiority when i look at rosy's picture
she is a goddess and should be treated as so

>>72255449
get your mind out of the gutter

>>72255459
brap

>>72255399
literally hoovering my carpet at this image

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just discovered the "meme attire" tag on gelbooru

tl;dr: howling

>>72255478
put your penis in my gutter x

>>72255459
brrffffftt

>>72255433
alri <3 x

>>72255517
Ok :3

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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nn /brit/

>>72255514
>>72255518
going to need both of you to cease posting in this general
your input isn't wanted

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>"Gott Strafe England"
>punches scotland
ahh yes, Krauts

>>72255079
Thank you
Your information has been forwarded on to HM Revenue & Customs.

Click 'Next' to return to GOV.UK.

business idea: persuade rosy to become a prostitute and shag her

Anyone else here gay or is it just me?

>>72255591
I'm bi now post your cute boy bum

fucking kill me

gf dumped me, friend hates me.

if /brit/ was a walkers multipack then the yanks would be the prawn cocktail
>>72255584
>persuade

I identify with Scotland because I'm a Nigger and so are they

>>72255514
kek never noticed that, kinda makes sense if it includes the latest fads like cat-cutout bra.

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>>72255584
Would like to see her on the 'Station

>>72255615
wow your life must be terrible

>>72255615
Grow a pair you fanny.

someone should submit an anonymous tip in regards to rosy

>>72255615
good

*hums The Liquidator*

>>72255615
Just be yourself mate and stop being sad.

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realised the vast, vast majority of people on /int/ absolutely loathe britain
why

>>72255615

FONT

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>>72255615
don't listen to them la' things will get better x

>>72255758
Success breeds jealousy.

just booked my flights to detroit

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https://youtu.be/LDPmS7a1UYo?t=10m19s

>>72255678
>watching babestation
runt

99% sure that the proto gf fancies me back. How should I proceed?

just booked my flights to Johannesburg

>>72255758
because this country's somewhat shitty and borderline third world like the usa and we act like it isn't

>>72254754
peugeot?
thought those were piaggio
only ever seen the piaggio MP3, and once a BMW C1

>>72255811

she looks class

>>72255843
ask her out you stupid fuck

>>72255847
hello nigger

just booked my flight to raqqa

>>72255857
Pierre?

>>72255843
ask her to show feet

just booked my flights to Kinshasa

>>72255811
>ywn do big cums on her thighs

why live

just booked my flghts to mecca

>>72255758
you're a snarky bunch

just booked my flights to North Korea

just booked my flghts to milton keynes

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what porn you lot watching then

just booked my flights to mosul

>>72255615
pathetic cunt loooool

>>72255930
>porn
third eye status: padlocked shut

>>72255881
france has the exact same issues as britain

>>72255930
watched that the other day

such a par

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Got shouted at by the Janny, bit rude.

>>72253877
Taylor E. went to like 8 different primary schools so i dont know which to pick

just booked my flight to High Wycombe

>>72256002
nonce

just booked my tickets to high wycombe

>>72255984
are any countries first world then?

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>>72255874
>>72255904
>>72255921
>>72255929

didnt book any flights

>>72256011
link?

>>72255811
I've met her last year, I kissed her

>>72255843
Tell her nothing, she will eventually decide you don't and you can spend the rest of your life regretting it.

>>72256002

bit too small an age gap for an islamic couple

just booked my flight to Dentalign Orthodontics Marlow

>>72256042
the usa, france and britain are all still first world, it's just a fair amount of their populations do not live in first world conditions

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>>72255930

>>72256076
nah fuck off

slag said she was going to have a bath then come over, it's been nearly 2 hours, starting to think she might have been put off by me licking her bumhole the other night

just booked my flights to plymouth

last time i went on a plane was in 2011, when i was in the lounge i saw a midget that looked like russell brand in a fedora and holy shit was it hard to suppress my laughter

just booked my flight to flat spracklen house Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since Jan 2013 and before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlOmoYnujKA

>>72256141
ok thanks for clarifying mate.

You make a good point

Really hope my packages come today x

>>72256181
state of you

Czechs think they're Germanic too. Wew

>>72256226
i've got a package right here for you
*unzips trousers*

just booked my northern rail train to grimsby

booked a whole table to myself

Does Tim browse /brit/?

>>72256237
alri ed?

https://youtu.be/WAsezaBmuJ8

screaming

in tears

http://efukt.com/21961_Random_Guys_Try_to_Fuck_a_Pornstar.html

>>72256269
yeah

t. Tim

kiwi what are your thoughts on the new lorde tracks

I'm sick of the fact I look like shit

How come I get really bad facial eczema that I can't do anything about when everyone else has perfect fucking skin

Doesn't help that I'm fucking ugly to boot

>>72256332
I think someone misunderstood the meaning of the word roach there

>>72256260

>using the trains

FOB, i can only afford to fly

>>72256237
potatonigger

>>72253877
>Stewart H. Monkwearmouth

Better than my real name.

>>72256354

the genetic lottery is real, and we have lost

>>72256258

*tightly secures buttocks*

>>72256354
you should try bio-oil

would love to lamp football yank right in his gob

http://efukt.com/21958_OK_SO_WHOSE_NEXT.html

gf sent me this

reckon i'd look better as a girl than a guy
shame i'm not a bender and have a deep voice

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what does time smell like?

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>>72256150
giz a link mate

>>72256354
i get eczema around my eyes and it makes me look shit

get some hydrocortisone cream but when the pharmacist asks you were you're using it say your arms because they won't sell it to you if you say it's for your face

I imagine you're all men

""Men"" like me

>>72256354
Just bee yourself. Don't focus too much on your skin just be more confident because people will always see your face with some disgust

>>72256416
he lives at 42 Amersham Hill HP13 6PQ

>>72256434
I've tried everything and the only thing that works is steroid cream, and even then it doesn't work 100% of the time

Fuck this. I was supposed to be getting my photo done by a photographer tonight with a few other people and I just went there and didn't even fucking bother because I look so bad

>>72256485
>""Men"" like me
bit gay

think i have ringworm (on my right arm to be specific)

>>72256305
Might lose my virginity on Thursday


Did not fucking need to see this you absolute cunt

>>72256474
That was a classic post. One of my favourites /brit/ has ever done. Don't recycle it.

>>72256474
kids banging about upstairs

>>72256462
post pics x

Best way to get laid lads?

>>72256484
Yeah, I use hydrocortisone but it doesn't always work. I just want it to fuck off.

I'm just absolutely loving all of this, I really am. As someone who is nearly 30 and has watched the left seize control of European governments, flood the continent with terrorists, support them on welfare. The pendulum is now (finally) swinging the other way. Brexit, Marie Lepen and Geert Wilders making fast gains, filthy Turkroach dispora banned from supporting their fundamentalist Islamist leader. Trump, The travel ban. Closed borders, fences, walls erected.

The lefties and pakis are entirely to blame for this radical change. If they never pushed for such ludicrously extreme open border policies, if they never called anyone who disagreed with them a racist, bigot, fascist. None of this would have happened. We would still have a healthy, operational immigration systems for STEM migrants all over the world, reasonable center left parties would still be in power, and people of other ethnicities would be far better tolerated, because STEM migrants never cause any real issues.

Your fault. You faggots pushed for it. And now, for the foreseeable future, you're fucked. The E.U might even disintigrate.

How do pakis and lefties feel about this? Do you have any regrets, any remorse for pushing your wildly ludicrous political ideals down everyones throats for years, to a point where the complete reverse of the geopolitical situation you wanted is now being enforced?

I love it. These are the glory days. I hope we start deporting en masse and pushoing them off our streets.

>>72256484
nah, hydrocortisone is designed for face use

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>>72256416
>someone actually made use of this

>>72256567
convince someone to have sex with you

>>72256354
Got rosacea. Got some cream that starts with D. Does the trick.

>>72256581
only if a GP prescribes it for use on your face
they aren't allowed to sell it for use on your face otherwise

>>72256567
hang outside clubs when it's closing time and snatch up a drunk slag

>>72256567
Convert to islam and blow yourself up

business idea: send tim a nice present

tim is literal reddit meme

>>72256643
>>72256643
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>>72256611
Not especially helpful really, but thanks anyway.

>>72256619
well i get mine from the GP so booyah

also datakort can be pretty good

>>72256226
thinking about moving to sydney so all the shit i buy off ebay arrives faster

fucking sydneycentric country

He's here

>>72256668
Good work, Janny. xx

at the doctor's office ask me anything

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>>72256668
>THE MAN IS PRESENT

Janny needs to get the stick out of his arse.

>>72256484
I had scabby elbows for years. Had a laser treatment thing done. shit vanished. Just my fucking ankles now.