/brit/

>deadlifting with so much power you crash the grid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShZIycTmUA

tea in t minus 5 minutes

elsa

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>>>/s/17349674
>>>/s/17352124
>>>/s/17346917
>>>/s/17340438
>>>/s/17336384

why so ded?

>that glorious feel when you remember that you're making lots of money every month and youre free to waste it on expensive shite that tastes good

Papa johns and good beer it is tonight then lads

got my buttplug in x

Got an essay due this week and I haven't even started planning, might just hammer it out the night before and throw a bunch of random references in it haha.

>>72251251
go on post pics x <3

>>72251251
in what?

>Meet the (almost) perfect girl
>ticks every single one of my boxes except for one
>has a bf
Any of you lads got a spare helium balloon?

>>72251251
if dubs you put it in your mouth

what's the difference between a Break statement and a Continue statement?

*listens to layla on repeat while posting goodfellas quotes*

>>72251319
break jumps out of the loop
continue jumps to the next iteration

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hg kidy drmy ,r yjod

>>72251288
the bin

HOUSE OF LORDS

BTFO

>>72251135
Even though I'm on £30k now I still spend exactly the same amount of money as I did when I earned minimum wage for 20 hours per week. Just got a mental block on spending any more money than I absolutely have to. Don't think that's gonna help in the old gf department, but on the other hand at least I'll be very rich when I'm older.

4+4chan /britleftypol/ is based
>>72250904
Has /pol/ been raiding /s/ recently? seen a lot more pol posts there shame desu

how democracy works in the 21st century: keep having referendums until you get the result you want.

also

le boaty mcboatfaec xD

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I'm up to shenanigans lads, got a girl coming over and I plan on putting my willy in her and giving it a wiggle about. Also considering recording the whole thing.

>>72251257
Did this once. Essay was due in at 11am and I just did absolutely fuck all until about 7am the day it was due. Hammered out the 4000 words with references and sent it on its way. Passed. Mates were fucking fuming at me because they spent donks on theirs and got a lower score lmao

>>72251319
Break statement terminates the code, continue just jumps to the next iteration of the loop.

>>72251337
cheers

>>72250730
Lemy (pbuh) fugged your wymun

>>72251360
democracy is MASSIVELY overrated

el debtANO

>>72251362
fuck off desk

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>26 years old
>still haven't learned how to drive

>>72251393
direct democracy when?

>>72251362
where do you see yourself in 10 years?

>>72250730
Rip in peace lemmy.

>>72251257
this works btw.

its stressful, but works.

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*Blocks your path*

>>72251429
doing your mam

>>72251426
Frankly with the proliferation of smartphones, we could feasibly have direct democracy now.

Experts appointed for 3-5 year terms on merit form legislation. You get a text when there's a vote, you choose to vote or not, then the outcome is passed by The Queen.

>>72251359
/pol/ has evolved past such petty skirmishes as "raids"

It is just a underlying presence on every internet social grouping now, like radioactive matter slowly fucking up the internet by existing.

Any site you go on, you can see the touch of /pol/

>>72251135
>tfw making lots of money [avg salary] compared to what i was and learning to budget - or not have a large enough impulse to go through with a lot of spending

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>lemon & lime vape

>>72251360
democracy is a terrible system desu

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>vape

>>72251426
>referendums are dumb
>let's have more of them

bit stupid

reheating a tandoori chicken in the oven lads

my feet were properly pongy today

was working with a female colleague and could distinctly detect that pong

pongticity level was off the charts

Saw someone try to drive through a narrow gap at the same time as someone else. They clipped each other's wing mirrors off (fell on to the road) and one of them didn't even stop.

That's well bad that is.

need a transgender gf to snuggle with

>>72251135
Felt like an absolute king when I started earning 18k a year when I was 17. Got bored of it quickly though.

>>72251505
>direct democracy is bad
NO our current democracy is disgusting desu
>>72251480
It will all end soon

>>72251558
it's not endless voting that makes democracy great desu

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A picture of my boyfriend, Ferris

>>72251373
>>72251445
Good lads, last time I stayed up until 5am boshing it all out but I only ended up getting 60%, mates got in the 50s despite them doing it earlier too, might as well start it now so I don't have to worry about it haha.

just cracked open a bear

>>72251524
im terrified of getting into an accident when driving. must be such a ballache to sort out from the second it happens.

Desklad is a fucking normie twat. Hate him.

>>72251550
Not the guy you're replying to but I'm on £16.75k at 23 and it's weird. It's not really enough to move out but at the same time I have like £500 disposable income each month. But I have no desire for material shite so I just dump it in the ol' cash ISA.

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>brother only wants to talk about drugs and fighting

>>72251583
who?

>>72251524
Scared of learning to drive because I've spent my whole life "driving" in video games, so I consider acceleration binary.

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Classic image

>tfw no qt bf

>>72251651
Farage looks like a cute bullfrog desu

>>72251620
It is.
Some prick drove into the back of me at a roundabout, so much hassle and bullshit to sort out with the insurance even though it was 100% his fault. My car got written off and I had to look for a new one

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http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39255181

hmmm, ah yes, scotland

>>72251657
Not having a drivers license is the true mark of the beta friendless autist

just took over 60 pictures of me erect willy on my new DSLR lads

big elephants can always understand small elephants

>>72251657
racing games use the right analogue stick or trigger for acceleration though

>>72251638
How would you feel if i told you i earn almost 3x that

TRIGGERED

>>72251729
prove it

hello
ive waited here for you
everlong

>>72251724
post some

>>72251720
Feel like you thought this was a real zinger of a post.

>>72251750
when??????

>>72251736
Indifferent. I'm a pretty big loser and do nothing to better my situation. I have accepted my fate as a drone.

>>72251735
>right analogue stick
???

>trigger
That's where the binary comes in. Need to go forward? Squeeze trigger hard. Corner coming up? Slam on brakes.

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>>72251748
What went wrong?

also is it true that the Jews threw him to the wolves?

remember when (You)'s were briefly replaced with dotted lines lads
wew

drum and bass >>>>>>> house music

Honestly let Scotland leave. Just let them have their independence. And when they come crawling back we will have all that leverage.

>>72251798
ps3 and 360 triggers are analogue
before that racing games use the right stick for acceleration so you can only tilt a bit to get a small amount of throttle

>>72251724
Took a picture of my erect willy on someone else's phone when camera phones were just becoming a thing. Don't remember if I deleted it or not, but the next time I got hold of their phone, the picture was gone.

Dunno if they saw my willy and deleted it or if I did it myself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2jnX2y30DE
CHOOOOON

richard of york gave battle in vain

The majority do NOT know what is best for them and there is absolutely no way of governance that will genuinely serve the interests of the people for any significant amount of time. You're working towards a lesser evil is all.

I'm a NatSoc man myself haha x

>>72251802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj3lgsKysjg

>>72251841
>Right stick
They used X, you absolute lunatic.

Also, it doesn't matter if the triggers are analogue. My use of them isn't.

Jews all consider themselves superior to non-Jews.

fantasising about suicide all day

>>72251859
can't remember what this is a mnemonic for

>>72251801
he wanted some of that sweet sweet white privilege

>>72251876
they used both but you're a massive pleb for using x instead of the stick

if you hold me just right
you can never let go

xx

>>72251887
I consider myself superior to everyone.

>>72251257
I've got firsts doing this before. I can work well under pressure.

But this year I've mostly done them a few weeks in advance and done better.

business idea: nonstop voting until the desired outcome is achieved

strongbow liter`lly tastes like chund

>>72251900
>pleb
State of you.

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>>72251818
i'm a stupid yank but it's pretty obvious to me that the EU is losing its grasp on europe and is beginning to fall apart

to join the EU now seems foolish to me, but the lefties seem to be in their own little world when it comes to politics

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>NatSoc

>>72251814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAhfTFhe_xA

>>72251926
Kek

>>72251921
*warms up the oven*

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>there is a jew itt posting anti semetic stuff so that the police will shut down 4chan
how are they so crafty

>>72251892
Colours of the rainbow la

>>72251926
>no reddit??

>>72251947
NatSoc is the embodiment of radical centrism, disprove this

Pro-tip: You can't

getting right into Aristotelianism lads

>>72252004
radical centrists disgust me

*disproves this*

been fantasising non stop of ramming a succulent boipussy all day long

Plot twist: All the Indian restaurants were run by Pakis this entire time

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>in the summer when you see some really pale lad who is clearly incredibly uncomfortable being outside of his room

>>72252018
Rorksheed

>>72251945
thats why we just let them leave.

scotland are all left leaning idealogues that think everything is going to be fine and utopic. without the crown handouts they will soon change their tunes

intredasting....

>>72252028
bit gay

>>72252044
I literally have to squint my eyes if there's no cloud cover.

>>72252044
That's me. I wear hoodies and jeans in the summer so nobody can see my arms or legs.

*talks shit about your waifu*

We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be lads

>>72252028
>fantasising about STDs and mental illness
Hmmmm

>>72252085
post boy bum

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sara

>>72252092
Hurts my eyes when the sun is shining desu. The price to pay for having beautiful pale blue eyes

well sounds like the gf is going to leave me.

How can i be so fucking stupid

>>72252113
>STDS
Yes the anus is easier to tear
>Mental illness
WEW

>plays 1991's remix of soul shake

hmmm ah yes ahahhahHAHAHA

>>72250730

>>72251874

ITS HAPPENING

*pretends to be a weapon"

Always wanted to become a Viscount desu, just think the term has a mysterious sort of gravitas. How does one become a Viscount?

>>72252044
i'm ginger so I can get away with it desu

>>72252183
impresive...

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Ferris

>>72252200
It's a biscuit wrapped in foil m8

>>72252189
Go to the doctor you fucking melt
>>72252200
Be a deliciously minty chocolate biscuit

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>>72252126
really want to see her bumhole

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My GET from last night lads.

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Need (You)s lads

>>72252180
Never underestimate the cowardice of scots, hun

>>72252245
impressive

housemate just put a load of raw mushroom slices in his sandwich. thats not normal is it.

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>By the early 1980s, he was deeply unhappy; Jackson explained, "Even at home, I'm lonely. I sit in my room sometimes and cry. It's so hard to make friends... I sometimes walk around the neighborhood at night, just hoping to find someone to talk to. But I just end up coming home."

>Car c'est le monde lui-même qui résiste à la mondialisation

lol "meme"

>>72252235
>>72252237
Never heard of the biscuit desu.

>>72252244
Bet it's lovely and pink and really clean.

>>72252305
Rasheed

Why don't the Scots secede from /brit/ and create their own generals like /Dixie/?

>>72252180
you know we basically pay for just about everything for scotland right?

they wont leave, it will be another 45%.

>>72252245
>>72252253
even /brit/ has wealth inequality.

>>72252276
They're magic mushrooms you fucking mong, he just wants to get a bit trippy but doesn't want the shit taste

>>72252325
They're like women, they like to be submissive to their master

>>72252325
because the would be like 1 thread a day with about 4 posters

>the new Zelda looks amazing
>don't want to spend nearly 300 quid on a console for 1 game
>already have PS4
>know that one of them won't be getting played if I buy a Switch

>>72252245
FOB

>>72252325
Because they're British you melt

>>72252325
dont know sorry

>>72252358
man child

Could literally crush anyone here at any kind of fishing.

>>72252325
scotland isn't a real country

>>72252358
I'll give you £70 for your PS4

PLEASE LADS GIVE ME (YOU)S!!!

>>72252358
cemu

choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8

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>man child

>>72252402
>>72252410
Just to toy with him

wish i got the >>72222222 get 2bh

looking at well hoisted boobies on twitch

>>72252388
>playing games for a couple of hours in your spare time makes you a man child
>perfectly fine to sit in front of the TV watching shite for hours on end

Fuck off, soft cunt.

I'd rather not if you don't mind, 72252408

>>72252273
>>72252346
>>72252367
it's fake you mongs
>>72222222

>>72252290
Michael Jackson was the ultimate abnormie tb h

>>72252441
link

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>>72252432

>>72252244
Where's the line down her tongue? It isn't fat so, something isn't right.

>>72252446
fake news you fucking mong nice to see mods edited the get

>>72252446
yeh i know fuck off

>>72252446
This post is fake news.

>>72252441
why aren't you looking at the gameplay?

bristol

time to apply my cream

always take care of yourselves lads

>anon ho got the get is probably ramming his dick into sara's tight little fanny in the tesco loading bay right now

it's not fair

Upon further investigation I've found out that I can legally become a Viscount for just £195. VERY tempted desu, even if it is a complete scam.

>>72252489
you are fake news

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is sara queen of /brit/ now?

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>>72252526

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the gf

>>72252535
yes
>tfw you will never seize her means of reproduction

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>>72252535
not quite there yet

I often get annoyed thinking about the qts at work, how their holes have pleasured many dicks and how they pleasure their bfs and husbands all the time, holes I will never get access to.
But a new qt started, she's a lesbian. As soon as I found that out, the feeling totally vanished for her, even though she is the most sexually "unavailable" of all and her holes are off limits theoretically to all men. Her wanting to lick minge doesn't bother me at all. So I am simply envious that women would want to pleasure cocks other than mine.

>>72252513
What kind of cream?

>>72252526
Wha's a Visscount?

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We

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Think I'm gonna have an early night lads

*Stays up for another 9999999999999999999 hours*

Fugg :DDd

>>72252245
Respectable chap.

>>72252554
THICC

>>72222222
Superb get but I prefer Aisha

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>>72252529
Don't start Adolf.

>>72252560
why's the flag backwards

>>72252565
A biscuit

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>>72252519
probably 2bh

>>72252526
>Non-Seated
whats the point

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>>72252565

>>72252147
does having blue eyes mean you cant look at the sun as much?
I'm always half squinting during the summer

>>72252565
A noble title to separate myself from the underclass.

>>72252560
The only attractive pic of rosy and it's so fucking hot I'm tempted to be a piggy. Any other pic and she's vile

>>72252583
the thinking mans crumpet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGKlicb8n0

>>72252601
Because I literally just want the title so that I can sound more foreboding when I introduce myself, and Viscount is the most foreboding title in my opinion. Seated titles cost £995 apparently.

>>72252614
use SAVE10

>>72252605
the thinking mans crumpet

>>72252562
Lesbians don't exist
>>72252607
You shouldn't ever look at the sun lad. It just means that everything is brighter to me, and i can see better in the dark

>>72252600
feel so happy about this

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getting a foot of snow tonight lads

>>72252563

gay cream

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>>72252620
she's disgusting in all pictures

>>72252677
>gif
fuck off

>>72252574
fug'd it lid :DDDDDDDD

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if scotland leave what will happen? I'm an englishman living in glasgow

will I be rounded up and put in a amp?

>>72252648
does that mean you get a seat in the house of lords?

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>>72252620
£50

>>72252597
you're backwards

>>72252699
One can only hope

>>72252692
foy

>>72252677

fuck off eskimo

>>72252702
I very much doubt it, it's all just for show.

can not believe i am voluntarily ingesting vom water with added alcohol (strongbow)

hlep

>>72252699
dunno is mike pence visiting scotland?

ROLLING UP SOME PURPLE MAH NIGGA CALL GRIMACE

business idea: get a PA piercing

watching the new series of its always sunny in philadelphia

not a fan of musical episodes so episode 1 was not to my liking

>>72252750
what does seated mean then

>>72252742
is that from a gay orgy or just some lads bantering about?

pinching my bellend

>>72252699
Think Mel end of Braveheart. I'd head south now whilst the borders are sill open.

>>72252703
AHH MY WILLY.... IT'S ... EXPANDING

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>>72252620

might get my arsehole pierced

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this was definitely someone on /brit/

Spent most of today using ubuntu through crouton

come to the conclusion that pretty much all I do is web browsing so there's not much point in me using linux

https://twitter.com/ChelseaFindom97/status/818610831550218240

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train was delayed

only just got in from work

time to put the feet up

The time has come... for the man to kick the ball.

>>72252786
dont do thzt

>>72252817
probably the babestation weirdo

>>72252846
the north

>>72252817
does she get paid to do this shit?

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>MPs vote 331 to 286 to deny themselves a "meaningful vote" on Brexit outcome

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gonna go for a good long hike before the sun goes down because i won't be able to exercise all the rest of the week due to snow

>>72252817
>butt
FOY

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Screaming

butterfaces are the best t b h lads

>>72252878
Grim

lads

>turn up to an office
>sit down at a desk
>type in some stuff, complete some tasks
>talk to some people
>eat lunch
>do the same
>go home

now here's the kicker

>get given loads of FREE money every month for doing this routine

how has this scam not been shut down yet?

>>72252898
what does that make her

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>>72252817
>>72252870
>>72252880
I've just realised what Rosy does
She tells you to send her a video of you wanking or something and then if you stop sending her money she blackmails you with the video

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>>72252885
I went with my bro the other day. Very nice.

Looking forward to going in the summer.

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Pay up.

watching the melsea and chan united game

Death to all women who use their political views purely to make friends on Twitter

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>>72252952
she needs necking the bint

>>72252983
I've done worse.

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>>72252841
>that voice

if it weren't for her tattoos and shite opinions she would make a perfect wife

>>72252898
60% of all students are self-centred gimps, including her
>>72252932
>office
Can just imagine your weak pudgy frame resting its weight on your sunken glutes, with your shoulders thoroughly drooped to waist-level as you type this

>>72252990
oh fuuuck how do I delete my comment!!!

Would take the Rosy career route if i was a fit slag ngl

>>72253011
does it count if you make friends with people you don't know?

>>72252997
rorkesheed

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>>72252878

>>72253014
looks like civ person

i'll take you up to the highest heights

>>72252983
Shrieking

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>>72252932

>watches rat trained so that at the sound of a bell, he runs up a ladder, presses button A, races across a plank and down another ladder, presses button B, dashes across the cage and waits at the food-slot for his meal to arrive.

haha, stupid rat

*sets alarm clock*
*wakes up, eat breakfast hurriedly*
*rushes off to catch a bus, rides to a subway, changes to the train, rides to an office building*
*rushes through the lobby, boards an elevator, rides to a certain floor, enters an office, and toils at repetitious (and generally pointless) tasks for eight hours.*
*waits at end of month for bio-survival tickets (money) to arrive*

>>72252952
Jesus what a twat. Who falls for this shit anyway?>>72252983
SHRIEKING

what feels better?

bellend to bellend contact
or willy to vulva contact?

>>72253055
Saved

>>72252872
London, my friend

do they teach you that communism is the only political system that works if you do a politics degree at uni?

>>72253105
financial domination feels a lot better than both

cannot WAIT to go to hong kong this summer, lads
i'll send you all postcards x

>>72253026
She's such fucking boring cunt as well, never an interesting reply, just dead shite.

Cannot fathom the mind of a man who pays for this.

Bit concerned about Rosy's tax affairs. Might do a grass.

should I bring my fleshlight with me on holiday lads???

>>72253140
oh i thought your post was related to the Northern Rail strike

>>72252777
You get a tiny piece of land (ie your 'seat') in Dartmouth when you buy a seated title I think.

Why do people work? Have they just not heard about Universal Credit or something?

what's the capital of bangkok?

>>72253170
bring two

>>72253099
You've obviously never worked you scumbag
>wake up
>make myself a nice 'fee
>have a smoke and browse the chon for half an hour
>nice relaxing shower
>get dressed
>walk to work listening to some banging tunes in the ol' 'ones

>>72253191
a job is easier than filling out the 35 hours of job searching bollocks

>>72253099
>subway
FOY

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>>72253168
what's her name?

>>72252952
howling that she was a communist about 2 months ago and now she's preying on the mentally ill for money

How much money do you think our Rosy actually earns? Must be a sign of a broken society when some very average girl can make a shitload just from getting her arse out every now and then.

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You ran the night that you left me
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold, baby
That night I crushed your face

out of the billions of runts living in 3rd shitholes, i was blessed to be born and raised on the island of great britain

mental

>>72253236
Rosie Poly

>>72253236
kek what is this?

>>72253213
You don't even have to do that shite anymore.

Went to the gym for the first time in two years and sore all over lads. Can't even straighten my arms.

Feels good tbqh.

>>72253259
probably like £500-1000 a week

>>72253236
Rosy Rutherford, born 1997, Shrewsbury/Shropshire

>>72253284
is that her real surname?

>>72253292
hmrc website

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the gf and i

>>72253099
>wake up when I like
>make myself a hearty breakfast
>exercise for an hour and a half
>sit down at computer to read emails
>another client needs advice on a project
>agree to a conference call later in the week
>go back to doing what I want
>have the conference call and agree to follow up with another to check on their progress
>invoice them £6000 for the privilege
>laugh

being a consultant is a piece of piss

>>72253168

gifts aren't taxed

any animelads remember this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNQvLECht08

>>72253304
just imagine how ripped you would be if you kept going over those two years

>>72253348
good couple

>>72253300
I find that hard to believe

Hehe

>>72253348
bae goals thooo

he daddy af

just recalled when some lad sent tim a picture of kev and pakipoo
shrieking

>>72253360
>gifts
Hmm

was so sunny today i got sunburns now
fuck

>>72253346
>>72253348
HOWLING
SHRIEKING
CACKLING

>>72253361
Bloody right I do mate, every animelad and their gran has seen it.

>>72253304
>feeling that sweet ache in your thighs when you stretch in the morning
Really must get back into the gym

>>72253366
the best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago

the second best time is now x

got sore glutes desu