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Very late afternoon moka edition
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the sister wants to get one of those vr headsets
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>>72248085
1st for Cornish independence
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I'm only kidding with you, we're having a party, I just came home and I haven't seen you in a long time and I'm breaking your balls, and you're getting fucking fresh.
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KFC is by far the runtiest fast food establishment
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1 minute plank x 3
5 miles a day
4 day gym routine

lost nearly 2 stones already lads
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if augustus was his step-son, does that mean julius caesar was a cuck?
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any time i tried a moka pot, it either came out too fast, spilled everywhere and left me with no coffee or came out too slow and burned the coffee

what heat does it need lol
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>>72248147
no surprise then that black people love it.
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Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.
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>>72248157
try a medium heat you fucking retard
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>>72248147
You're thinking of Burger King lad.
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>>72248157
probably somewhere in the middle between those two temperatures
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>>72248193
medium is too slow and nothing comes out then i have to turn it up at which point it burns
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>>72247853
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I said, no more shines. Maybe you didn't hear about it, you've been away a long time. They didn't go up there and tell you. I don't shine shoes anymore.
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*has independent thought*
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any time i tried a moka pot, it either came out too fast, spilled everywhere and left me with no coffee or came out too slow and burned the coffee

what heat does it need lol
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Business idea: Britain for the British
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>>72248226
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Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody.
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anyone remember this bint aha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlU5Qk9w0u4
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>>72248147
They're all franchises. All as good or bad as the owner in that area.
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>>72248256
haha I was JUST about to post this

us nerds huh?????? XD

*brofist*
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>he doesn't use the chemex
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Business idea: a dozen winters of loneliness
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>>72248217
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>>72248296
is rhianna half-white?
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https://youtu.be/8mGBaXPlri8

All the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head
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Really don't find East Asian women attractive

The yellow fever weebs on here creep me out
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>>72248296
never happens
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reckon ethiopalad wanks to reverse cuck porn
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Ohayo

Miss Hannah Minx back with another JWOW
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You know, we always called each other good fellas. Like you said to, uh, somebody, "You're gonna like this guy. He's all right. He's a good fella. He's one of us." You understand?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot3sK-_ELtM
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i want to eat a british boipucci out no homo
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what are chinks like in your city lads?

here they don't really integrate well, they're almost all students and they never seem to go out and only hang out with other chinese people

but they keep to themselves and don't cause any trouble, some of the girls are pretty too

a major criticism would be their poor manners
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>>72248264
Idk if I'm too old or in a foreign cunt that week.
Was it in a tv show? Big brother?
Looks like one of those rat trap grills one of your mates bangs when he's pissed and gets up the duff.
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>>72248343
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Can't decide who I'm sick of the most. Scotland or Turkey
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>>72248358
They're ugly as sin.
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Sometimes you don't sound like you're kidding, you know, there's a lotta people around...
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https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipMIgNOGxFBRy4gUANDUw9qkTp9y_dOHoG_VVfk7Rwz9p2pt2kqNOayY3Tgnldz5eA?key=VDZqWDd1bm4zb0duYUVCWlJ1QWcyMWNwVjU0Qmh3
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>>72248363
Her having the thought or her wish coming true?
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>>72248296
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>>72248489
hella epic bro!
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>>72248296
be my gf
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>there's no such thing as an attractive asia-
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>>72248296
Saw a fucking banging black girl today, how can I make it obvious that I would date black girls?
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>>72248430
got hyped up by the mayne streem meeteor but was a massive flop

was briefly a /brit/ meme
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>>72248516
>white people are obligated to like me
fucking niggers
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>>72248428
they shit up my uni gym at bizarre times. They are ALWAYS incredibly skinny, ALWAYS lift in groups of 3+, ALWAYS hog the bench for like a fucking hour. Also speak mandarin or whatever to eachother
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reckon the holodomor never happened
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>>72248296
I would tbqh

any tips Ethiopiabro?
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>>72248526
grab her by the pussy
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>>72248526
Grow your hair out, dress well and talk to them.

They're desperate to raceclimb
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>>72248520
n
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As far as Jimmy was concerned with Tommy being made, it was like we were all being made. We would now have one of our own as a member.
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>>72248571
he's gay
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>>72248520
every jap actress from the 60s look the same
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Bit mad how Turkeys PM is calling upon Turks all over Europe to vote for him to be given more power then call European countries Nazis
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>>72248594
>tfw no black qt gf
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>>72248564
It did.

It was a JudeoBolshevik genocide of Europeans. Revenge fantasy.
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>>72248602
No I'm not, cunt.
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>>72248629
it's called projection. president bog fart plop frequently does this
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reminder lads
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Didn't matter. It didn't mean anything. When I was broke, I'd go out and rob some more. We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it's all over.
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>>72248437
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My biggest regret is not fucking a black girl before I got engaged. I love my fiancee and want to marry her, but I feel a bit regretful that I didn't fuck a black girl and will never get the chance to now I'm engaged
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>asians are all ug-
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>>72248665
haha baited.
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>>72248085
Is that a potato wearing a watch, in a deep fryer?
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east asian women are not attractive
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>>72248643
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What's Britain's future lads?

UK will split
Pounds will drop
Economy will fall
Minorities will be majorities
People will become poorer
Over crowding
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west asian women are not attractive
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Hmm the name doesn't ring a bell but let me check my filofax of people who I rate...

Hmm... the letter P. Let's see we've got Pocock, Podmore, Pogue, Pointer, Pole, Pollock, Pollard...

What did you say the chap's name was again?

Pogba? No he's definitely not in here, he's not someone I rate.
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>>72248723
Bangladesh 2.0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQDx9G7YvfU
nastya old school
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>>72248733
wrong

arab women are cute
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>>72248714
fuck off black girls are qt
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>>72248691
ly
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>>72248686
Why not cuck her silently
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>>72248747
knew someone at school called pocock. we called him poocock
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>hurr the UK breaking apart is a bad thing

bad to whom?

surely it's up to the people that live in the individual countries whether or not they should be independent and that should be respected

do you want to hold people in a union they don't want to be part of?
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>>72248747
Ancient gimmick
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those knorr chicken stock pots are surprisingly good lads

lot of gelatine
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bens back at it again
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>>72248686
font
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>>72248760
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opinions on /centralasiangf2017/ lads?
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im fly (why's that)
i got money (why's that)

there aint no slack in my mack
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>>72248800
Good idea
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>>72248761
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>>72248686
Fucking a black woman is like flipping a coin except one side of the coin has an STD.
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>tfw no khan gf
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'owl 'f 'ice 'nd a 'ear 'or 'inner
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>>72248723
dunno lad, mad how the tories aren't getting more blame for destroying everything
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>>72248682
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You lads watching the footy later?
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Need an Eskimo gf
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>>72248854
>gif
fuck off
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>>72248800
Asians in UK universities do not talk, socialise or fraternise with UK natives. They boost about in groups of other asians, always speak their native tongue. Most do not attend lectures and you rarely even see them.
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central asian women are not attractive
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>>72248833
hello Abdullah
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>>72248876
disagree
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>>72248779
it's not breaking apart though. Scotland will become a 3rd world country if it leaves and who else is going to leave? NI? Lmao
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>>72248859
*Inuit
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>>72248872

Fuck off you, scum. I really hope you die soon.
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>>72248877
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>>72248877
1x respectfully disagree
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2017 fuck the troops
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Sorry mate what was that, didn't hear you. Oh, yanks? Yeah, not a fan lad.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_TKgWDZiv4

VERY funny video.
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Every county in Britain that voted to remain should -xit and become their own independent country because that's how things work these days
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>>72248889
>will become
haha y-yeah... in the future... if we leave haha yeah o-only if that happens

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glasgow_effect
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mmmmmmmm


nootka?


hmmmm

mhm

be very careful
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those CIA leaks turned out to be literally nothing lads
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good to see the

>gif
fick off

gimmick making a come back
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>>72248799

most don't wear those though

>>72248800
i think i saw a central asian man today for the first time

heavy brows, thick black hair, reddish face

very strange look
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>>72248914
'sheeds need to leave no one likes poo women
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>>72248958
hello hillary
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>>72248944
Nobody considered heroin in all their hypotheses?
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>>72248873
>you rarely even see them
where the fuck do you live

i see them everywhere in leeds
unis are about 70% chinkies imo
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>>72248987
>reddish face
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>>72248961
It's not a gimmick for the sake of it. People who post 2MB+ gifs of pixelated shite DO need to fuck off. Until they either stop posting gifs or fuck off then it will continue.
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very important

http://www.strawpoll.me/12515873
http://www.strawpoll.me/12515873
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saw aya shalkar's bf on her instagram story and he's unironically not very good looking
gave me hope x
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>>72249020
>a fucking leaf
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>>72248994
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>>72249020
BASED
>tfw Aya Shalkar will never be your gf
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>used to be a friendly polite virtue signalling beta cuck
>now I'm a rude insensitive twat but people respect me and I have a gf

so this is what the redpill does
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>>72249042
chose the worst one to fuck up your gay little poll x
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>>72249078
haha same
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There's a plot near my house that would be absolutely perfect if you knocked the house down and built from scratch. But I'll never be able to own my own home and I just know some boomer will buy it and keep it as a shitty grey bungalow, probably on a buy-to-let or something. Depressing.
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wish i knew what virtue signaling meant
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>>72249063
Yes
>Tfw finally guess the minority
>>72249078
>>>/pol/
kys reactionary fag
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>>72249078
the redpill turned me from a nice, funny and polite semi-normie with a gf to a bitter, loser with no gf or friends.
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woopsie daisies

fixed the ol 'eme
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my head is a jungle
jungle
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>>72248757
Blind as a beautiful Russian albino with horrible astigmatism. She stumbled into /pol/ and she was crowned queen after two threads. When she realised where she was she astutely ran for her life and never looked back.
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>I'm red pilled
>I browse pol
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>>72248594
>grow your hair out

Why?
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>>72249095
I decided what result I'm going to accept before I made the poll :^)
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>>72249078
Never understood this "redpill" thing. Redpill me on "the redpill". What constitutes "redpilled"?
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not sure what 1/4 of my ancestry is because my grandma was adopted

hopefully not french or something terrible like that x
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Doing a scientific study, lads

How would you rate the attractiveness of women by country?

*map goes by genetic heritage, where Australia is aboriginal and so on
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>>72249031
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>>72249188
have you never seen the matrix you silly twat
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>>72249188
Communism is redpilled
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that poo i did was a massive relief on my bowels
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>just chuck your poo in the woods

groundbreaking stuff
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>centristal
a fucking leaf
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>>72249142
same for me but i never had a gf
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>>72249181
Take it from a black guy with curly hair, they are obsessed with hair and hate theirs
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>>72249210
cosy
what sort of deposit would you need for this?
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>>72249218
I have. I meant in the context of real life.
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>>72248873
Some of the birds are proper fit though
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>>72249075
what did i miss it's delete
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>>72249226
cats just bury their shit
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can't fucking stand spaghetti bolognese

wish my mum would cook better things, she gets lazy on too many days for my liking
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>>72249291
>can't fucking stand spaghetti bolognese
why lad?
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>>72249226
hmmmmmmm
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>>72249264
you underground then lol
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>>72249226
fucking fowl
just put the poo bag in a bin you fucking retards
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in the mood for going to a student pub near me, drinking £1.50 lagers and watching the footie on the big screen outside in the plaza next to the thames, maybe talking to a few birds and cracking jokes. Just like the good ol' days before the crippling depression and anxiety.
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Business idea: invent time travel and get a /60sjapanesegf/
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>>72249291
>he has to rely on mummy to eat
haha what a pathetic specimen you are
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>>72249214
surely unsightly and outright ugly should be swapped
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>>72249291
not had a cheeky spag bol in ages
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>>72249291
My Mum's taken to making disgusting as shit casseroles in the slow cooker. Makes me want to puke.
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>>72249291
hmm

I reckon your mum's just a shit cook

what's her recipe
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>>72249291
>he doesn't enjoy spaghetti bolognese
Hello nigger
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>>72249360
anon's on a bender tonight
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What's the fuckin' matter with you? What - what is the fuckin' matter with you? What are you, stupid or what? Tommy, Tommy, I'm kidding with you. What the fuck are you doin'? What are you, a fuckin' sick maniac?
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business idea: /brit/ lads typing race

http://play.typeracer.com/?rt=hajwitx2cy18
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>>72249226
>so what should we do about plastic bags with shit in em everywhere
>just dont put the shit in the bag lmao
wincing
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>>72249403
kek post more
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>>72249403
howling
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>>72249403
Is there a template for this hot new gimmick?
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>>72249447
>>72249403
>>72249360
>>72249215
>>72249031
HOWLING based lad
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>>72249447
quite like this gimmick
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>>72249249
Why do they want it long though?
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>>72249467
yes
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>>72249424
>clicked on the link
>on mobile
I've made a RIGHT fool of myself
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I could eat bolognese every day for every meal
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havent eat bolognese in a long time
wish i could have some now
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>>72249511
>>72249477
>>72249447
post png lad
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>>72249511
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hmm
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>>72249543
*whips out my dick*
Heres some spaghetti bby ;)
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>>72249314
just don't like the flavour, makes me shiver
i like most italian food, love pastas, just hate spag bol
>>72249346
k
>>72249368
don't bother
>>72249372
casseroles are ok on occasion
>>72249378
dunno
>>72249381
do they not like it?
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>>72249483
So that it's a more dominant aspect of your appearance.

Depends on the hair type though. If it's arrow straight, keep it medium but if it's wavy or curly, grow it out.
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How do Leavecucks feel about scots reusing all of their retarded arguments in the upcoming shitshow?

The entire continent is laughing at you UK and the laughter will only grow louder every day
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>>72249549
VIVA LA CNT-FAI! NO PASARAN!
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>>72249581
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https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631

we're all in here

https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631

no pw
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dad's just got in and the parents are already arguing

fucking HELL
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>>72249557
>>72249031
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Who is this so called "Deano" character that is posted frequently in these threads?
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>>72249612
i doubt having a pathetic no-hope runt for a son helps the relationship
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>>72249188
Women moan incessantly because they don't believe they're equal to men n society.
Here's your 'red pill'. You have on average 10 years less life on this planet as a man. That can and is reduced again by jobs only men can do. nitpicking.
You've been redpilled. Start a tumblr group and march for injustice? Or just get on with your shorter life because we're not drama attention seeking cunts
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/brit/ needs more meta OC
where are the content makers? there are (You)s to be earned
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>>72249214
took pity on you x
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>>72249214
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>>72249636
howdy reddit!
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>>72249601

Pasamos y pasaremos, vencimos y vencermos.

¡Arriba España!
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>>72249615
thanks im a mong
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>>72249612
soothe him with a musical number on the old skin flute
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>>72249652
>>72249659
alri
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>>72249670
>gif
fuck off
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what do lads reckon the average range of /brit/ is
what's the range of ages?
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>>72249689
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lads?
>>72249608
>>72249608
>>72249608
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Need top quality ASMR.
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Why are we one of the few countries whose national anthem doesn't sing of the people or the land of the country?

When can we change our dreary depressing national anthem to Jerusalem?
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>>72249715
14-17
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>>72249659
>>72249695
does anybody actually know anything about kazakhstan though?
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>>72249715
16-62
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>>72249740
land of hope and glory is ten times better than jerusalem
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>>72249640
I don't bother them, get on fine with both of them
>>72249670
cute, more spanish women
>>72249715
18-22
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>>72249766
reckon they have the typical central asian look: light skin, slanty eyes
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>>72249740
GSTQ is an embarrassing anthem desu.

Need one like Amhrán na bhFiann.
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Fucked it up lads. Kisses my mates gf again. Wants me to move out and never speak to him again.

Feel sick. About to tell my gf.
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>>72249740
mine's about killing the prussians and using their blood to water the fields
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>>72249833
did she kiss back?
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need a gf from the west countries lads
>>72249766
from the top gear episode in kazakhstan it looked pretty cool

aya shalkar is a top tier qt as well
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>>72249833
serves you right traitorous cunt.
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my opened anus with some salt
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>>72249834
i mean the autrichians
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Is there a way to manually dilate your pupils?

Think i look more attractive with big pupils
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https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
https://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=631
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>>72249833
Sounds about right. Have fun being alone.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSindhXu7mA
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>>72249713
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>he doesn't cheat on his gf

For what reason
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Now do classical gas!
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>nearly 18:30 and still light outside

excellent.
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>>72249931
haven't got a gf
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>>72249900
stare deeply into the sun/a lightbulb
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>>72249833
Yeah you did this post earlier lad. It was shite then and it's shite now.
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>>72249960
doesn't that make them smaller?
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>>72249931
not a nasty person
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what would the national anthem be of an english republic
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>>72249931
I do, but only by sending and getting nudes online with foreign yank slags
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>the universe started from a bing bang, but before that there was nothing

SCREECHING
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can't wait to sesh all summer :')
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>>72249900
Close your eyes for a long time. Tight. Then open them.
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Wish the porridge wogs would just fuck off desu. Horrible fucking people. Should have been wiped out centuries ago.
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>>72249954
yeah it's very nice

March, April, May, September and October are the GOAT months tbqh
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>>72249954

Quite warm too

Having a little smoke looking at the sky
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>>72249841
Yeah I said no several times beforehand.
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>>72249977
well stare into something very black then
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Motherfucking... He bought his fucking button! That fake old tough guy! You bought your fucking button! You mother fuck... Fuck! Keep that motherfucker here, keep him here!
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>>72250004

Can't believe that ball earthers unironically believe this. The mind boggles.
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>>72250032
*stares at your arsehole*
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june or july are the best months
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might do a cheeky bit of yoga
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>life began as RNA

SHRIEKING
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Genuinely jealous of the Welsh national anthem
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>>72250059
>*stares at the cock in his arsehole*
would have been a better joke
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>>72249988
not English but i'd say this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3P0YORkSi4
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>>72249956

gay

>>72249984

strange

>>72250003

don't count that as cheating desu

just normal
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top gear is good again

glad the ginger twat fucked off
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>>72250059
could do with more than a stare x
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>>72250083
Magnificent, isn't it?
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what do you lads reckon this woman's ethnicity is? >>/pol/116461849
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>>72250091
so you're cool with your gf cheating on you?
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>>72250084
good choice 2bqh
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>BBC News live from Leeds station
>fit lass in leggings bends over in the background
>pants spilt and thong is on show
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>>72250115
spanner
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>>72250115
>>>/pol/116461849
ftfy you absolute melt
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Have had multiple gfs

THERE is ALWAYS someone else

A loose orbiter or old bf just waiting

Staying completely loyal is plain stupid
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>tfw no english gf
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>>72250115
nice link dum-dum
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>>72250115
>>>/pol/116461849
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>>72249977
Get some Mitsubishis or Doves. You'll have pupils like saucers and you'll feel amazing too. You'll feel the need to hug Turks. Even moreso than before, yes with mdma it is possible.. Welcommen then to their beatiful new colony.
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@72250161
t billy bullshitter
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>>72250005
Gonna spend all summer learning new things. Going to learn at least 1 language and a new physical hobby, maybe rock climbing.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRbq2bgRZM4

One day, brothers

>>72250149
pics? link?
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>>72250169
>tfw no irish gf

my entire life is pain and suffering
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>>72250122

Would break up with her if she even FaceTimed another man
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>>72250161
are you one of multiple bfs then? cuck
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>>72250015
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>>72250208
Commonwealth of England 2bqh
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>>72250224
why? you said its normal
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once had a haggis and cheese toastie at london fields market
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>>72250218
irish women are literally dumb
i suppose you'd probably like the accent though
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>>72250240
>muh pure virgin waifu

97% of men are cucks with that kind of definition
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one too many cheeky spliffs lads
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>>72250251
doing a hmm
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>>72250280
>i suppose you'd probably like the accent though
pretty much

would settle for a newfie gf
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>>72250288
think you missed the point. read the conversation again.
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>>72250250
so will there be separate commonwealths for Wales and Scotland?

>>72250275
we really need to depopulate Britain
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>>72250275
>includes turkey
>doesn't include russia
who the fuck made this map
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hangover is finally clearing lads
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Not gay but Xabi Alonso is excessively handsome.
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JUST
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Not gay but I'd definitely let Xabi Alonso bum me
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>>72250320
Ah right you were talking about polyamorous relations

That is indeed cuckoldry
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>>72250325
They can't be trusted 2bqh

All of them are monarchists
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>>72250240

No, women just keep orbiters around just in case, true romantic love only exists in films

>>72250265

Its normal for men to be more loyal than women desu
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-uMcoypZc

would love to shag her up the arse
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>>72250354
tf is wrong with his upper body
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>>72250250
Britain could still have meant England Ireland Scotland and Isle of Mann only for that warty retard doing the genocide bit. Not a fan.
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>>72250354
Looks like he's unJUSTed himself though.
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Not gay but I'd let Mile Jedinak abuse my mouth
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>>72250407
ayy lmao
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>>72250395
Did you hijack the conversation or something? The point of contention was someone saying it was normal for guys to sext/send nudes to other girls, and that's not cheating
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>>72250372
>polyamorous relations
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>>72250442
It's only fruity if you swallow.
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>>72250354
good for him tbf, seems like he can put on and lose weight at the drop of a hat
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Somali girls have rather big bums

Shame x
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>>72250377
No?
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>>72250503
why shame?
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>>72250435
He spent less than a year in Ireland, but they won't shut up about them
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take the libdem pill

conservitards, lamebour supporters, and uploppers OUT
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>>72250517
2bh a majority of people in this country are pro-monarchy

bit sad
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>>72250354
damn getting banged out on that foreign euro talk show must've really bruised his ego
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>>72250480

Don't understand this

Its normal to talk to other girls as a bloke, but women do the same, just not as Michel or potently
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>>72250495
>that droopy chin skin

J U S T
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>>72250495
he's an actor, it's his job
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>>72250435
STOP FORGETTING US YOU FILTHY NORDIC SCUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Is 'good' coffee supposed to have a 'tang' to it? I bought and aeropress and a couple different types of bean.

Ground it up, checked water temperature to make sure it was right and they all taste tangy.

Are they supposed to? I was expecting a more earthy, roasted taste.
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>>72250414
>>72250439
State of that saggy skin
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>>72250354
Losing and gaining weight like that wreaks havoc on your system
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>>72250503
hmm
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>>72250531

They're really smelly and loud and m*slim

>>72250599

as much *
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Why did they make a completely unnecessary 5th season of breaking bad
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>>72250659
how was it unnecessary?
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>>72250659
>season
foy
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Filth (2013) w James McAvoy is the best film on Netflix

Just pure genius
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>>72250636
What are these kind of images actually called? I want to know how to make them.
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>>72250610
I'm Gloucester you cunt it was intentional.
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i feel like the industry i work in is mostly unnecessary and i'm dreading when the clients wake up to that fact
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>>72250614
sounds like you need to leave it longer
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>>72250686
The accents distract from immersion for me
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Go to Villa Park to watch the u23s

OR

Watch Chelsea vs United
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>>72250681
season 4 had the perfect natural ending

and 5 just spoils things by making silly decisions and having silly plots and silly bad guys
it's purely shitty fan service
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>>72250718
I'll try that. Thanks.
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>gloucester
>leicester
>loughborough
>slough

why
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>>72250802
>gloucester
Because we are based FOL
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>>72250802
what about them?
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>It's been 7 years since Woody Harrelson scored that penalty
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just did this lads, surprisingly good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN-FPh7r1yg
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Give me a quick rundown on Loughborough and the surrounding areas

Might be living there in 2018
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who /makro membership/ here?
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>>72250701
fuck off anglo
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>>72250802
all shit-holes incidentally
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>>72250821

Wew
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>>72250802
I mean yes we have a fucking insane amount of ninjas shuffling around but, come see are cathedral. Last bastion of Christendom and Harry Potter also. Bitches like the cloisters for the Potter bit.
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>>72250847
tiny little place that's boring as fuck

only reason you'd go is if you wanted to be in a good uni sports team or something
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east midlands is shit
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>>72250938
one of the great soccer aid moments
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>>72250847
Shit irrelevant part of the UK. When you have to travel to Leicester or Nottingham for a good night out, you know you're fucked. On the other hand, the shitness of the town means that the university has to try extra hard to compensate, so the social scene in halls really is very good. And obviously if you like sports, there's really nowhere better in the world (official as of last week).

t. Loogabarooga student last year
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business idea: share a costco membership with the lads. £33.6/5 lads = £6.72 a year.
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working on the old third eye lads
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/leftypol/ is quite an interesting board
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>>72251050
>>72250980

Is it shit because there's nothing to do and comfy or is it just shit

Sport and the prospect of being able to live there for free when commuting to uni is the pull
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>>72251127
hope you liked some of my posts :3
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>>72251076
if you're a costco member you can give out a few pleb cards for your friends to use
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>>72251158
think you're missing the point
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>>72250730
>>72250730
>>72250730

we're all in here lads
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We're all in the new thread lads.
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>>72251153
:3 amazing posts on the brit thread there
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>>72251151
I'm a small town sort of guy so I wouldn't mind it being boring if the surrounding area was nice, but it's not really. It's very unremarkable. In a way it's a shame you're commuting because halls are a lot of fun if you're a social sort of chap, but I understand the need to save money. Try to get involved with the intramural sports even if you're not good enough to get into the BUCS team for your sport (and there's no shame in that, most of them are genuinely professional standard). I played the friendly intramural football, and the players I played against were usually better than the semi-pro players I play against at home.
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>>72250730
>>72250730
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