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THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO GRAB YOUR SWIPERS AND TUNE INTO THE BEARS' SHOW (ITV 3)

THE BILKING HAS BEEN UNCOVERED AND IT'S TIME TO PUT THEM ALL OUT OF BUSINESS, PULL ON YOUR SWEATY WHITE VEST TOP AND MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

BIO-OIL
APPLETIZER
CLOZAPINE (800mg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZytwSexOSwk <---- HIT PLAY SCOOCHEY

>YOUR KAREN CARPENTER ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR RENTED FLAT. FAINT SCREAMS OF SOME EVIL DENTIST CAN BE HEARD FROM AFAR

>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP TO YOUR PIANO, FITTED WITH SHEET MUSIC FROM KAREN CARPENTER,PAUL MCCARTNEY AND FATS WALLER AND BELT OUT TUNES FOR 23 MINUTES

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE PERFORMANCE YOU CALL OVER THE BEARS USING YELLOW STICKERS BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ELITE 2007 VOLKSWAGEN GOLF IN TUNGSTEN SILVER METALLIC PACKED TO THE BRIM WITH ANTI-DENTIST COUNTERMEASURES JUST AS THE LIQUIDATION BEGINS AND YOU EXPLAIN OVER TWITTER HOW OXFORD HEALTH + DPD + SAINSBURYS WORKERS + = A GIANT CONSPIRACY TO BARRACK AND HARASS YOU

WE'RE PUTTING YOU OUT OF BUSINESS SUNSHINE

HAVEN'T SEEN ANY VISITORS TO THIS HEALTHCARE BUSINESS ACROSS FROM MY RENTED FLAT IN WELL OVER A FORTNIGHT

>"VINAY JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE WORSE THAN ANYONE CAN IMAGINE AND ARE IN CAHOOTS WITH OXFORD HEALTH"

>"ASIAN" SO-CALLED "DENTIST" VINAY, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. IT'S TIME FOR REVENGE. IT'S TIME TO PUT YOU OUT OF BUSINESS.

-Timothy James Byrne, 2017

>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING TIMOTHY JAMES BYRNE NAKED COVERED IN BIO OIL INFILTRATING DENTALIGN ORTHODONTICS, SPRACKLEN HOUSE, DUKES PLACE, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 2QH BATTLING 7TH DIMENSIONAL GIGGLING DENTIST STAFF AND CLOSE-PARKING DPD HEAVIES SCREAMING ABOUT MISSING POST

Brought to you by Waitrose

(go Gauchos)
edition
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ree
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fucking hate australians
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didn't read
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>>72238287
This is not how it works
>>72238308
Then you are most likely on what's called an emergency tax code. Call HMRC and tell them. You shouldn't be paying any tax if you earn below £10k a year.
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restoration of the kingdom of gwynedd soon boyos
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hmm
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*assassinates your goolies*
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>>72238309
gooning to this
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I have failed you all.
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>doing a CS degree
>people working in CS I've talked to transfered from music or other unrelated degrees
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>no longer have to pay Scotland for nothing
>no longer have to provide their population with the NHS
>put recouped funding into the NHS
>plain sailing
can't happen quick enough
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Life in a Northern Town sounds like it should be a Christmas song but it's not
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fully in love with winona ryder i'll be honest lads
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>>72238309
extremely swipey post
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>>72238399
I know you bro. Don't worry, first year 50% of them will drop out, and 2nd year your class will be 20% of its original size.
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>>72238399
>when an arrogant student realises their piece of paper is worthless
it's funny every time
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>lunchtime already


wtf i just got up an hour ago
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after the big asteroid hits earth the primitive people that survived will have to reconstruct the world's borders using a copy of CK2
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Doing a poo and I'm here to tell all of you
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Wilders understands that culture and demographics are our destiny.
We can't restore our civilization with somebody else's babies
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>>72238461
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>>72238484
>culture and demographics are our destiny
what does this even mean? I hate this fucking website
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>>72238461
>>72238490
>tfw my lectures for the day are all already finished
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>>72238484
i heard he wears blue contact lens
what a phoney haha
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>>72238484
#Nexit when?
Friendship ended with Scotland, now Netherlands is my best friend
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>>72238484
why restore your civilization when you can restore a civilisation of KANGS ?
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thinking about her
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>>72238526
>civilization
>civilisation
you tried
FOY
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>tfw want to look like chris hoy but look like chris froome
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still a bit in love with a bilad for 6 years haha
what am i like
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>>72238593
>tfw want to look like chris evans but look like chris evans
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>tfw want to look like chris evans but look like chris rock
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alright so heres the gameplan:
>snatch a cold crisp can of L&P from the fridgaroonie
>have a sit
>have a drink
thoughts?
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>>72238603
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>>72238637
FUCK off sheep shagger
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Everyday I'm shufflin
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>hmm i wonder why edgar wright's new movie is called baby driver
>first few lines of the trailer
>what do you do
>i'm a driver
>what's your name
>baby
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>>72238635
>>72238636
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>72238603
kill yourself
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>>72238637
in that order?
...hmm
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>>72238637
I was immensely disappointed when I first tried L&P
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>>72238664
*puts the driver in the corner*
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>>72238659
Paki
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>emphasising the fuck in fuck off
how to sound like a child giving it the big'un
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>>72238706
t.Nigel
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>>72238380
fucking normie elves reeeee
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started watching porn without wanking.

can truly appreciate it as kinography
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>>72238685
I like the Tolkein /brit/ thread better but, this one will last and the good one will get janny'd
Here long enough to know.
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>72238733
Will NOT be partaking in this (You) bait
FUCK off
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>>72238733
t. sheep shagging new zelander with a proxy
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Need a slag to back my bollocks like a punching bag lads
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>>72238771
fuck OFF
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>>72238664
Looks fucking shite.
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Saw a delorean earlier lads
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>>>/tv/80371072

didn't know this
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let's not talk too much
grab on my waist and put that body on me
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>>72238699
hm yes very good
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>>72238771
bad post
>>72238791
GOOD post
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>>72238818
fascinating
*walks away and talks to someone else*
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Tsarist Russian music is very nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ_c15q3Seo
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wishing I was handsome and cool lads
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>>72238685
its really nice cold (hence the gameplan)
tastes a bit like medicine if you leave it out for a bit though

>>72238680
do you want me to have a drink on my feets? a standy sip? you want me to eschew the sit? or you want me to sit down at the fridge? or err?
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>>72238889
Good thing youre not like that emo metrosexual thing then
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>>72238800
i have a hunch that the trailers will be misleading
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>>72238826
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>>72238861
It's bare not bald yank Disney cunts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR2P-5J-2MA
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>>72238900
it just tastes like sugar and water
no lemon taste whatsoever
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>>72238273
pls respond
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it is a great travesty that pepsi with lemon twist didn't stick around
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>>72238953
thats actually incorrect
youre a fucking shitstain
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>get a job
>it's part time and 10 hours a week min wage
>monthly pay
>after 5 weeks or so I finally receive money
>add it up
>mfw it's not enough
>mfw I got taxed
>-20% on literal pocket change earnings
>£44 down from the first month already

what the fuck do I do?
I asked some HMRC advisor bitch online but she said my tax code and all that shit looks normal.
Emailed my employer and they said they'll '''''''''''''''''''''''''get back to me'''''''''''''''''''''''''

wtf do I do now? I have 14p on my phone and don't know if I should call HMRC or bomb the government.
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why are beards more common among old men?
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didn't read it then and I SHAN'T be revising that decision
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>>72239053
Amongst*
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This is the delorean
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just did a shit in the Back to the Future car
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>>72239077
also whilst instead of while
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>>72239090
Crikey
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>>72239077
no
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>>72239077
*whom'st'd've'lle
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>>72239031
>the last 3 words of this post

Never understand people who are stupid enough to post shit like this online. People have literally been arrested and prosecuted for Twitter comments.
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>>72239090
me in the back
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>>72239144
>>>/reddit/
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>>72239031
Get tax credits
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>>72239161
>he's never whom'st'd've
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>>72239090
my Renault in the back
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>>72239183
It's a remarkably reddity joke
FUCK off
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>>72239146
Believe me or not, I have nothing to lose, and I don't really care either.

I bet 3 meals in prison and space to work out in would be better than my current situation of getting fucked out of part time job money and turned down from everywhere else I apply to.
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>>72239183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKHihAPr2Rc
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>>72239146
>tfw you live in 1984
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>It's a remarkably reddity joke
>FUCK off
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Which one then lads?
ONLY one you greedy bastards
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>>72239144
its 4chan
you're doopin mental if you think they're tracking everything being said on this
the only reason the twitter stuff happens is because people report it and people use their real names for their twitter handle
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>>72239194
bog off you wet flannel
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>>72239240
pratt
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>>72239261
ah yes, the ol' replying to the wrong post gimmick, a classic
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>>72239240
the australian
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>>72239261
bit rude
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>>72239278
is this post a postmodern meta ironicism
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>>72239278
>mfw I invented that gimmick

literally the most powerful gimmick in existence. When properly adopted and executed entire threads become unreadable.
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>>72239313
I created it 2bh
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got an interview on thursday. wish me luck!
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>>72239313
haha yeah you said it mate
*walks off and talks to someone else*
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>>72239331
kys
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>>72239331
once an nhs guy told me i should get microsoft certification
i have a phd in compsci
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>>72239331
It's a shit gimmick. Fuck off
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glad i stopped watching TWD. but on the other hand this brings back memories of when I continued watching buffy until the end even when the graphics were well outdated
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Please help do something about the shitposter making 5+ Sverigetråden
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just made this
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>>72239376
>5+ Sverigetråden
all me
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>>72239376
Don't think you want to awaken the /brit/ janny mate, he'll just take it too far
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ah yes the old 'I invented that gimmick' gambit, one of... my favourites
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Going to begin work on an indie platformer game using gamemaker. What should my main gimmick be?
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>>72239407
Definitely want the janny för this yes
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Daily reminder that Chris Pine did homokino.
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Developed a taste for Morrisons lately lads
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>>72239357
arrogant student
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>>72239388
>>>/reddit/
Back you go
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>>72239388
>ireland included despite being notoriously archaic with a plethora of other modern freedoms i.e abortion
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>>72239388
good art but i didn't get the joke
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>>72239442
ahh yes, the ol' uni' o' 'ife rorke
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mum ain't spoke to me since friday
quite enjoying it actually
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>>72239461
more like yoke eh
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Lads are we getting a free movement zone with ausnz & Canada? That would be nice
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>>72239240
Only the Strayan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcJkVa7MsrQ
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lost a whole kilogram after my poo lads
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right lads. I'm at the omnicentre. where is everyone?
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>>72239453
ah yes, the basic human freedom to murder babies
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>tfw based Rasheed is doing a two for one offer on Wine gums
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>>72239498
i like danny bruehl i wish he were in more stuff
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>>72239538
very unhealthy
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>>72238955
I did >>72238352
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>>72239538
hello 7 year old
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>>72239550
He is a brilliant actor.
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Nothing worse than arrogant students. As a HR manager who came from the bottom I never hire them. Give me a person with life experience any day.
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>>72239518
freedom ain't cheap
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>>72239556
>call hmrc

its like 20p a minute and i only have 14p on my phone

rip lel
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shan't be doing with this humidity lads
would like one of you to stop it now, quick as you please
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>>72239518
>a bunch of cells
>baby

>scraping them off a uterus
>murder
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>>72239572
>As a HR manager
opinion discarded. you need the skills of a disabled slug to work in HR
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very important period of men kicking the ball later tonight

two very highly regarded teams of ball-kickers but one team is missing their best men who normally do good at kicking the ball. The other team are weidely regarded as the best ball-kickers in England at the moment.
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>>72239612
>the best ball-kickers in England at the moment.
hmm I may have a use for them
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>>72239564
i avoid saying things like that because i don't really know how to judge acting
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>>72239585
Call from work, or find someone that has free calls. 0300 numbers are free when you have free calls.
Also Virgin Mobile has £6 a month sim only plan. It works out cheaper than PAYG if you don't use it much.
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Ay yo Holmes, know where a brother can get some dat Queen pussy? Some dat Royal Roast knowmsayin ahaha ahh my MAN I gotta buck that ham! I gotta Windsor in er! Hahaaa

So yeah, my main man, where's the line to fuck yo Queen?
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>>72239538
noice
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>>72239357
my hole you do
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for once i care....
...
not!
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>>72239598
*chews a wrigleys extra*
*spits it out after 5 minutes*
*drinks some ice cold water*
*breathes in*
*blows a cool waft of air on your soft cheeks*
feel any better lad? xx
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>>72239598
just open the window aha silly xx
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>>72239666
Don't understand your post Satan.
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>>72239598
Have an ice bath and get naked then stay naked.
Also all the fans must be on
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>>72239671
splendid post
>>722222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
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Cat.
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>>72239723
he wants you to do his hole
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>>72239773
>doing an irishman
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>>72239638
You're right. I'm a pussy when it comes to him playing Niki. Always cutting onions that film. Can't help it. They were good lads.
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>tfw it looks like summer outside
>tfw everyone enjoying it right now
>tfw I got to be at till 5:30pm
>tfw no sun by the time I leave
>back to discomfort unhealthy weather

KMS
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>>72239844
hate the sun me
can't wait until this warm weather fucks off
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>>72239844
>back to discomfort unhealthy weather
what did he mean by this?
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>>72239844
It's fucking outside. What's a good brand of ice cream to buy?
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>>72239760
that's a nice cat, I hope it has a long and happy life
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>>72239910
cornetto
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>>72239910
'o
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controversial opinion: southern belle gf > goth gf > disco gf
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>>72239910
'net
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>>72239910
''
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>>72239910
White chocolate magnum.
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>>72239955

Nah. p. much agree w/ you there lad 2bh
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>>72239921
ty x
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Name a funnier term for a poo than 'jobby'.
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got a mullet
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>>72239975
*slaps your back*
GOOD lad
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>>72239955
>>72239924
since when did aussies get so dry and repetitive with their bandwagoning humour?
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I can feel a president brewing inside me
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poo toilet fart
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>>72239986
cor look at the belly on 'im
puss in Boots meal deals
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>>72239986
WhERE THE FUCK IS THAT?? THAT'S MY FUCKING CAT
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>>72240009
what's your program ?
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>>72239760
>>72239986
is that your cat

how do you make webms
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>>72240035
you have to ask me for the webm key
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>>72240001
>every post has to be a joke
off you trot
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So.... /brit/ is dead.
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>>72240059
can i get the webm key?
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>>72240035
webm for gits
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>>72240068
'No.'
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>>72240070
rude
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>>72240061
>trying to save face by outright lying with greentext
both of these posts were clearly trying to be humourous you moronic fuck
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>webm
Fuck off
Gifs is where it's at
Pronounced Jifs
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Hope you lads are stronger than the AVG woman
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>>72240091
your cat is fat
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facebook licence wasn't renewed because I didn't take enough selfies last week
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/brit/ BTFO
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>>72240132
it looks like there's a 99% chance I am
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>>72240133
I wish I had a kot :,(
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>>72240132
me
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the ol 'chat auto-deleted off the iPhone because not enough dick pics sent in the last quarter
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>>72240104
my gf post was 100% serious fuck off
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my 4 key is the only button on my keyboard that's worn down and broken, think i need a break from this shithole
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>>72240173
i have one exactly like your video except not fat
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http://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-yuko-oshima-s-nipple-uvn28ub/answers/new.html
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>>72240183
>iphone
FOY
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>>72240132
I wanna meet that 38 year old superman
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>>72240175
>>72240132
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>>72240202
not it was memeing, plain and stupid
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Still feel like I overslept, bad headache, leftover eye dust I can't get out, sore eyes etc now some stomach acid just went into my throat which killed. When I creased the leftover eye dust felt like it were stabbing my eyes.
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what's nick griffin doing these days?
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>>72238309
nice OP
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>>72240298
me in your eye
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>>72240035
>>72240022
>>72240029
use avanti for making webms and a stackexchange article for the quality/size: http://video.stackexchange.com/questions/15974/how-can-i-reduce-the-size-of-a-webm-to-2mb.
this one is not good quality but that's because it's also dark.
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not going to reply anymore
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>>72240252
Me in the bottom circle.
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>>72240252
>>72240253
>>72240175
>>72240132
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>>72240321
keeping one eye on the streets...
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Coming down with a cold it seems.

Good thing i've got pic related so the ol' gf doesnt lose any sleep
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G'nite comfy Straya Britbros. Shocking no cunt played this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
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am SICK of the so-called living
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went to bed needing a poo and now i have a pain in my side
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Pay NHS footballers soldiers wages then see how tory government bankers bonuses I Daniel blake
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every time I suspect someone of wronging me I find out they didn't do anything to me
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>>72240385
meant living as in the act of being alive and not an odd way to refer to alive humans
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>>72240353
sorry pal, but could've sworn that was my gato

pic related
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pretty convinced Jeremy Corbyn is literally a Russian plant put in place to destabilise the UK
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>Future of Britain
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>>72240405
*slips his hairy balls between the open lips*
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i don't trust anyone but ive never been betrayed so i dont know where it comes from
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>>72240405
howling
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>>72240398
So brave
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>>72240405
me sleeping
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don't care to make webms
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>>72240433
that was Nige
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What is I Daniel Blake about
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don't care to make gifs
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>>72240426
They blend in, don't they.
>>
>>72240433
I suspected that but then I found out he did nothing wrong
>>
>>72240365
Heh
>>
>>72240492
well they both shill for Russia Today so maybe
>>
>>72240500
guy struggles to get ESA even though it's ESeasy
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>>72240509
>I love swedish boys
>>
>>72240492
that would be far too obvious
corbs is clearly too marxist to be considered anything to do with modern russia yet that's what they want you to think
>>
>>72240518
why is the Far-right suddenly in love with russia and putin?
>>
>>
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gf just sent me this
>>
>>72240461
Hold on, his balls? Whose lips?
That's well I mean okay. You go for it chap. Follow your dreams
>>
gf just died
>>
>>72240500
p shitty movie
if you're trying to make a case about social security, why would you write a sad sob story instead of pulling up some graphs and studies about it.
SAD !
>>
eating an apple that is just too big
>>
>tfw you make webms on Mac with ffmpeg

feels good mang
>>
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just posted this on the old 'book
>>
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>>72240539
Rude.
>>
>>72240589
lmao rekt
>>
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black gf just sent me this
>>
I didn't earn about taxes or how to buy a home or learn how to get a job but at least I learned how photosynthesis works thanks school haha xx
>>
>>72240623
my dad once sucked off an actual bengal tiger
>>
>Prices for houses increased massively
>first generation in ages to earn less than the one before
>UK won't be white soon
>hardest it ever was to get a job in ages
>class divide
>Rabid political correctness


Is there any reason to actually stay in the UK?
>>
>>72240589
recently enough that you fit one last go around in?
>>
>>72240633
>when u nut but the forehead keep goin
>>
>>72240577
He was clearly referring to himself in 3rd person you dipshit
>>
>>72240557
It's not about the far-right, it's about euroscepticism. Europeans like Nige, Geert and Le Pen are the useful idiots to Putin who wants the EU destroyed as its liberal hegemony is a threat to expanding Russia's sphere of influence

And the far-left support Russia too, in terms of Syria, EU free trade/globalisation

Putin even funds far-right and far-left opposition groups in his own country so he can keep the populace confused while controlling the narrative

Watch Hypernormalisation
>>
>tfw you can make webms if you're gay

feels good mang
>>
>>72240655
Where would you move to?
>>
>>72240603
Me clicking the like button
>>
>>72240599
tried to bite into an apple while wearing braces once
terrible idea
>>
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Choon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u-oRNKDXzY

MI RICORDA QUANDO MAI
>>
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>>back to discomfort unhealthy weather
>>
>>72240616
post more lewd skin pics
>>
>>72240680
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

Watch Hypernormalisation


>You have to go back
>>
even if Scotland votes to leave the UK can we be sure they voted for "hard leaving the UK"
>>
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>>72240684
Hell
>>
NON VOI STARE PIU CON ME
>>
I am
A little bit of loniness
A little bit of disregard
But its like no matter what i do i cant convinced you to just let me feel your scars
>>
>>72240680
>Watch Hypernormalisation
>Running time 166 mins (2h 46m)
shan't
>>
>>72240601
what do i do now
>>
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>Labour will oppose Scottish independence as it is not in the interests of any part of the country
>>
Wish Scotland would just fuck off already
>>
>>72240751
ffuck yourself
>>
>>72240730
Too many normals there
>>
Had a look at the ol' Britain first 'book page

It REALLY made me think
>>
>>72240717
what about a soft scotxit
>>
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>>72240710
E VINCERA
>>
fucking myself
>>
>>72240675
I kinda realised I was gunna get rekt after I clicked post. Was hoping no one would notice but you did. Cheers.
>>
>>72240786
joxit
>>
need a poo (out my bum)
>>
>>72240809
Haha, sorry lad. Been feeling a bit fiery today.
>>
just realised that lefties lost both scotxit and brexit and try to argue its not fair that they don't get a do-over on both
>>
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the anime
>>
Going to chug a pint of beer and take some speed

see you on the other side lads
>>
>>72240791
both need to lose weight
>>
>>72240845
You're alright lad. I'd do the same thing.
>>
>>72240857
needs the WASTED thing
>>
business idea: english independence
>>
business idea: wee wee in the loo loo
>>
reckon the rorkish mother is THIS close to voting for one nation next election
>>
>>72240857
WHITE SUPREMACY
>>
business idea: gf that loves me
>>
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>>72240899
yes
>>72240906
yes
>>
please please pleaaaase let "joxit" catch on
>>
Independent Scotland in the EU would be Romania tier

Fuck, it'd be funny if Scots immigrated en masse to Germany or France to take jobs like the slavs do when their economy plummets
>>
>>72240899
from london?
>>
>>72240952
>immigrated
emigrated you fucking YANKOID
>>
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>>72240947
nah fuck off cunt
>>
>>72240957
yes
>>
>>72240947
I don't get it
>>
>>72238309

business idea

get a French gf
speak only English with her until she forgets her native "language"
before marriage convert her to anglicanism
>>
business idea: sell cardigans
>>
happy article 50 day lads
>>
ffs just found out im gay
>>
>>72240571
>gf

GTFO WITH THAT BULLSHIT
>>
>>72240861

Fuck off, scum. I really hope you die soon.
>>
>>72240968
they'd probably be one of the poorest nations on earth
>>
business idea: make cardigans
>>
how in fuck's name is it 2pm

haven't even done my morning poo yet
>>
>>72241002
bet you 100 quid they will delay it
>>
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>>72240938
already came up with that one mate, sozza ;-)
>>
business idea: sell cardigans

but the band not the clothes
>>
business idea: HEEM a burger
>>
I was the one who invented the "business idea : x" post
>>
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can someone remind me of the context of this scene?
>>
business idea: claim ownership of this gimmick
>>
>>72240985
the jocks are having a brexit soooo.... "joxit"
>>
business idea: cardiguns
guns that shoot cardis
>>
>>72241020
rasheed
>>
New:

>>72238331
>>72238331
>>72238331
>>72238331
>>
business idea: sell pokemon cardigans lol get it xox
>>
business idea: x
>>
naming idea: scotxit
>>
>>72241064
Jesse is feeling numb and despairing inside because of murdering Gale at the end of season 3 and after seeing Victor killed by Gus

So he tries to distract himself with nostalgic go karting and drug fuelled orgies
>>
>>72238309
There is no bears show on itv3 (http://www.tvguide.co.uk/mobile/channellisting.asp?ch=360#135971891).

scanners at least try to be coherent.
>>
>>72238309
There a kind of nonce
Who works in Pine Gulp
Tonight

Who shitposts on /int/ alright

harassing Government targets

Listen carefully can you hear the ringing in your bloody ear!

ASIO are here.

(to the tune of a "kind of hush" by the carpenters)
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