Tolkien edition.
Previously: >>72235717.
Luthien
>>72238273
pls respond
Fuck Scotland
there are no alligories in the lord of the rings
>>72238379
...not an argument.
"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Angus McHaggis
A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted no. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by another country. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote yes. Why you ask?
I entered the polling booth, was about to tick yes. Then I looked at the no option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to be a country. Angry that some people would even consider voting no.
I asked myself why people would vote no to being a country. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting no, the larger the erection grew. I imagined Scottish oil money being transported south to London and it grew yet more. I imagined English Tories deciding Scottish fiscal, social and health policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.
I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted no. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.
Later that night when I saw the result of the referendum, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.
My name is Angus McHaggis. I am Scottish; I am a cuckold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cc6yzxcv0Ps
>>72238230
pls respond
>>72238405
fight me
Will Scotland fuck off already?
>>72238423
someone pls respond because im scared to call hmrc and have no credit
>>72238493
they'll never leave england alone
Based Nicola
>thread splitting
not cool
Just curious Brexiters, if we leave the EU and Scotland leaves the UK do you think it would have been worth it? Keep in mind everyone will be laughing at us for turning into a shitty half of an island on the outskirts of Europe.
>>72238604
make the Wojak ecstatically happy and it would be a lot more accurate
when should I start thinking about a pension?
I'm 29
>>72238604
Phooooooo
>>72238633
It was never my intention.
All here migrate:
>>72238309
>>72238309
>>72238686
Yes.
Leaving the EU and getting rid of Shiteland
>>72238708
11 years ago or right now if you haven't.
>>72238708
think about your passion
>>72238708
never, pensions are for old people
are you old?
STOP responding to my thread
all i want is order and coordination
>>72238309
>>72238309
>>72238309
>>72238309
>>72238708
be a neet and kill yourself before you get old
>>72238760
Do you have a pension in the UK?
Can't imagine why you wouldn't. Everyone else does.
>>72238698
Sure
>>72238716
Pooooooooo
>>72238904
you can go providing we don't have to pay you aything
out out out
gf just telegraphed me this
Why is the scottish independence meme come back to /brit/?
anyone of you gay boys want a skinny fat bottom who can be a house husband because he's unemployable?
>French films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JES-l_5BFZk
>>72241131
alri xox
>>72241130
nicola "looks like a sturgeon" sturgeon is drumming up a bunch of shite about it
just chipped a tooth
>>72241131
unfortunately that's already me sunshine
can someone remind me of the context of this scene
>>72240751
Do you know how to use the Terminal?
>>72241130
because there has been a material change in circumstances since 2014
>>72241134
>apes not eating a banana
hmm
>>72241160
yes
Was getting so many (You)'s in the last thread, why did it have to end? :'-(
>>72241134
Is it true eating that part reduces your risk of getting cancer?
gf just faxed me this
>>72241138
ive never watched a french film despite being mildly intrigued by breathless, the 3 colours trilogy and blue is the warmest colour
>>72241160
jessie j died . he was a big fan
>>72241198
Corse independance soon
can someone explain the cuckio meme?
>>72241217
stop posting this shite you fucking gibbon
>>72241173
This meme needs to be changed so that the girl says "but Daquan says my mouth is 100 (One Hunna Emoji)"
VERY glad that cats are back
>>72241217
lol
>>72241064
Jesse is feeling numb and despairing inside because of murdering Gale at the end of season 3 and after seeing Victor killed by Gus
So he tries to distract himself with nostalgic go karting and drug fuelled orgies.
>>72241221
but why did he go go-karting right after
"Hail Nienor, daughter of Húrin. We meet again ere the end. I give thee joy that thou hast found thy brother at last. And now thou shalt know him: a stabber in the dark, treacherous to foes, faithless to friends, and a curse unto his kin, Túrin son of Húrin! But the worst of all his deeds thou shalt feel in thyself."
Back to tolkienposting lads.
The Witcher 3
business idea:
Can I immigrate to this general
>>72241283
Brexit in a nutshell
gookmoot BTFO eternally
passmongs BTFO
http://gizmodo.com/google-has-finally-killed-the-captcha-1793190374
>CAPTCHA’s are an irritating but necessary evil. The system that is used to verify whether or not a user is human has been around a while and it had to evolve because machines were getting better at reading the text than humans. With its latest iteration, Google says you’ll no longer have to input anything at all.
>>72241217
>>72241287
kek... funny black people
business: idea
>>72241301
get out remainer
>>72241284
are you at least this cute?
>>72241301
*high fives you*
haha good one mate
>>72241212
Le dernier combat is, with mad max and the boy and dog film what made the Fallout genre. Dark humour.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVlslGkaXk
>>72241306
>But the Invisible CAPTCHA is able to recognize that a user is not a bot simply by analyzing their browsing behavior.
>>72241324
nah I voted leave I just like making light humour at politics and poking a little fun lol x
Look at you all.
Just clueless pawns on my chessboard.
And now, to make my next move...
>>72241306
>replacing captcha with literally spying on you
ah yes excellent based kek wins again
>>72241306
lmao
imagine actually having bought a pass and reading this
>>72238331
business idea
invade france and take back the throne for her majesty
considering buying a ford focus
oh look a king kong movie got mediocre reviews AGAIN
when will they stop trying
just ceased to be
Look at you all.
Just clueless crackers on my cheeseboard.
And now, to make my next move...
the goal
doing a thing
>>72241326
So they say
>>72241396
king king 2005 was pretty good
>>72241391
nothing screams mundanity more than a ford focus
>>72241408
"i spend more than 15 grand on a ford that's not the GT"
bloody nonce...
been messing around with crouton for the last couple of hours trying to get steam to work on my chromebook because i left the charger for my windows laptop at the 'rents house
can't make heads or tail of this shite, just copying and pasting random shit i find into the command line
>>72241408
don't like it
pay up piggies
played skyrim today
>>72241408
SNORT
only posting black twitter today
>>72241440
>>72241468
very retro of you
i invented the dab
/brit/ started radical centrist and *walks towards you* gimmicks long before they got stolen by /pol/
reckon it won't be long before they steal Rorke as well
>>72241468
Still waiting for those script extender hacks to update SSE
why would they set a gta in london? there's nothing interesting about london's landscape
>>72241497
lol i remember playing skyrim in my youth....... finally they remastered it good old days as they say...
>>72241510
xD
being
>>72241519
they're shit and /pol/ can have them
also the lib dems started the radical centrist gimmick seven years ago
>>72241530
Also no relevant modern gang related crime with guns etc
So what happens if Scotland gets its referendum and the independence vote wins? Would May accept it?
I'm ambivalent about the whole thing. Though at least we would know who the Scots are on /sp/ 6N threads.
>>72241519
/epl/ started *walks towards you*
>>72241555
nothing about the lib dems is right-wing
lads i cant stop setting trends
>>72241544
why are blacks so into eating bumhole?
>>72241530
ah yes, would be much better in Australia
>where are you, I'm at the giant shell
>I'm at the big rock mate
TALKING!!!
>I remember playing Skyrim in my youth
>>72241519
kev came from /eire/ first and walks towards you is from spee
one gimmick /brit/ definitely invented that /pol/ nicked is PJW posting though
>>72241565
do you really think hiroshimoot would bother with that?
is there a south sudan flag?
>>72241581
Actually laughed. I admit I'm an utter pleb.
Nick Clegg in 2010 was probably the most likeable politician Britain has had in decades
Why are guys so cute?
Look at you all.
Just clueless niggers on my lynch-tree.
And now, to make my next move...
>>72241600
because they are more open with their sexual exploits anyway and that is something that most people do but don't usually say. white people hahahaha
>>72241603
i agree
if it was a new place it should be radically different like a snowy mountainous region
>>72241639
tony blair in 1997 was probably the best loved British politician of all time
>>72241699
ironic as he ruined Britain
>>72241686
GTA: Canada
>>72241628
Choon.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489250861356.webm
>>72241619
Shitposting is serious business.
Not knowing if the guy talking shit about France is a Brit, a Welsh, a NI or a Scot drives me up the wall.
wish i was a hippy mong doing yoga in nature
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=61&v=UZKgWmJa5WY
business idea: gta game set in johannesburg
>>72241722
Do normies actually listen to music when they fuck? Why?
how come if you're white and you mention colour or race you're already labelled as a racist before you even complete your sentence?
>>72241730
gay
>>72241699
Hey guys... It's me, Tony. This isn't old, fuddy duddy Labour. This is NEW Labour! Cool Britannia guys!
Sure, I was a lawyer. That doesn't mean I'm a professional liar. It just means I have tons of charisma that I can put to use in my work as Prime Minister! How cool is that?!
Now let's start making Britain cool again, with me! Your best m8 Tony!
>>72241788
reverse racism
>>72241730
>leaving the fridge door open in summer
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>72241788
its probably your shaved head and pants tucked in to your army boots
>>72241812
a lot of the time it's other white people calling you a racist
why do white people hate their own race so much
who could be behind this?
Alri? I am a Hippy Mong
>>72241788
you're talking to americans or idiots who have been overly influenced by american lunacy
>Australians
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZSv4HlyfIo
>>72241859
(((white people)))
i could literally strangle all the racists in this thread to death
>>72241774
Various reasons:
Being able to make more noise without feeling awkward if other people are in the house or might come in to the house
Because it can help the mood sometimes, especially if drunk or high
Can be quite nice to fuck to certain music
Girls are especially turned on by corny shit, so playing Drake, Marvin Gaye etc whilst shagging can be a massive turn-on for a lot of girls
>>72241804
The whole point of 'New Labour' wasn't to sound wicked sick. It was to adapt to Thatcherism. They abolished Clause 4 of the Labour manifesto and adopted a more centre-right stance.
>Jacob and Olivia are looking to relocate to a rural countryscape in order to build their dream home
>they are hoping that the can create a dream space which would not only be groundbreaking in terms of cutting edge design and functionality but would also provide a warm home environment for their two young children - Moses and Tabitha - to grow up in
>they are looking for a 2 hectare plot but it is crucial that it must be within 4 hours of London by train so that Jacob can still commute to his job as a financial project manager each day
>Olivia - a former art gallery curator - has given up her work in order to take the reigns on the project
>the couple are hoping to have the build completed in just over 6 months and are looking to keep the construction under their tight budget of 2.6 million pounds
ive been watching info wars.... getting informed on the current situation of the world... very intriguing....
>>72241897
Forgot pic
>>72241928
*invades your information*
>>72241877
the only kiwi film ive ever watched was about whale riding and it was incredibly boring
>>72241892
Out of desperation for being "good", I could heem anyone.
>>72241903
Stop posting bollocks
>>72241928
paul joseph what son is a very informed and well educated northern gentleman
wasn't infowars the 9/11 conspiracy site where alex jones (who was married to a jew) would blame everything but the jews on 9/11?
makes you think
>>72241944
>never seen lord of the rings
>>72241931
>june 23rd
>>72241966
you an anti-semite or what m8?
>>72241955
ill be sure to give him a try thank you
>>72241925
House looks like shit, and looks like all the other post-Corbusier shit houses.
>>72241952
'ri
>>72241999
I'm jewish
I got the jew memo where they said that 9/11 was done by mossad
Hard times create strong men
Strong men create good times
Good times create weak men
Weak men create hard times
hello
human idea: its tony blair, but he doesnt resemble a gremlin
>>72242033
me in the good times
CHOON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u-oRNKDXzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u-oRNKDXzY
>>72242017
can you tell us about the jewish conspiracy to exterminate the white race
goodbye
>>72241981
Crazy white bois
>asked oneitis how much of the philosophy coursework she has done so far
SCREAMING
me.......
>>72242051
do a flip haha
>>72241981
>>72241967
hmm
>>72242048
no such thing!
>>72242017
>>72242086
lol u triggered whitey?
Who tf up rn
>>72242069
who are you quoting
>>72242089
do you bow to the rothschilds?
*makes a silly face on snapchat*
who says girl can't be funny?
Tony Blair, Bill Clinton, and Emmanuel Macron are the same type of politician.
lead off with a neg and then look for IOI's, make sure you escalate quickly and keep playfully insulting while laying foundation, but don't forget to agonize her friends while giving off clarity of intent, look for affirmations (her breathing) and keep communication frequency at compliance, she will shit test you so build credibility by direct game, using the disarm approach wingman. Drop anchor, then eject while eye glazing using the implicit technique, once she's locked out nickle back her till game over.
>>72242086
>build entire civilisations
>>72242120
no
>>72242134
correct
tone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq_pouccpPI
>>72242141
really good advice
http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39223758
/ourlad/
>>72241944
When I was a teenager Bad Taste was fucking brilliant. I think it still is the best amateur af yet hilarious thing. Better than Evil Dead easily.
>>72241931
You desu
>>72242112
didn't know it was RNH
I'm not racist but all black people should be wiped off the earth
>>72241410
ironic
tims obsession with karen carpenter is a bit odd
>>72242181
This really is me actually
>>72242154
why did this guy never get memed
>>72242207
watch out lads, got ourselves a clever-clogs over here
>>72242174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZPWWdQUigk
>>72242217
he killed her
>>72241804
Imagine the fucking seizure Corbyn must have had when he found out Tony was the new Leader
>>72242233
i remember seeing an image of the dialogue text saying hes the king of sweden but other than that i dont know dear x
who pissed on your cornflakes?
hmmm so you're saying if i bulldoze your daughter's asshole i will get my g spot annihilated by your 10 incher? okay Mr. Smith I promise I'll get her back in time for you to ruin my anus ;-)
>on the 18th of september, nicola sturgeon's snp help a once-in-a-lifetime independence vote in scotland
>in autumn 2018, nicola sturgeon's snp will be holding another once-in-a-lifetime independence vote in scotland
Queeny was looking a lot thinner today
Bit worried the servants aren't feeding her
>>72242384
>mfw the average scottish lifespan is 4
Business idea: Eurasian master race to conquer the stars
who /thinks he's god's gift to women/ here?
>>72242457
who /deluded narcissist/ here
>>72242457
yup
>>72242471
stop posting this unfunny normie tier shite
>stop posting this unfunny normie tier shite
gave the chinese housemate a teaspoon of Worcestershire sauce to taste and he had a spastic fit
bwub wub
a gwub wub blub blub
GLUB
>>72242522
>>72242543
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWBQP-bxfX0
>>72242584
so many artifacts that it's barely legible, brilliant
'old tight all my apnas, karlas, gouras all of that yeah?
>>72242575
is that a euphemism for your dick in his arse? fucking bender
Takes me two months to grow a thin but full face of stubble alone
Would probably take me a year and a half to grow anything resembling a beard and it'd still look disgusting
why do jocks act so hard done by by the english? Didnt they voluntarily join the union
>>72242626
maybe
Cutting cake with a fork cos I'm a fat cunt haha
Jessica Ennis looks so uncomfortable walking alongside that somalian in the hijab
>>72242687
why is it that a million positive comments can go by unnoticed, but people can get hung up on a single negative one?
>>72242623
I DO NOT ASSOCIATE WITH YANKEES
>>72242714
because you can have an ulterior motive with a compliment
the beautiful thing about black twitter is that their memes can suit any occasion
Janny I know you're here, pretty please take care of the 9 sweden generals up on /int/ atm
Thoughts?
>>72242730
Hate being an adult
Actually takes about 3 hours to fully wash and dry a small pile of clothes
Why are washing machines and dryers so fucking shit?
>>72242741
they "hired" a janitor just to patrol /brit/, he doesn't have any jurisdiction in other parts of the board
>>72242769
>>72242792
xhe should have the authority however, and I'm just asking a favour
>>72242780
>his washing machine doesn't have Speed Boost
haha fuck knows what it does but I press that button and get my shit done in ONE HOUR 14 MINUTES
>>72242780
Let me repeat, there is a black twitter meme for every occasion
>>72242778
>>72242780
what mate?
>30 minute spin cycle
>30-40 minutes in the dryer
what the fuck are you doing to it?
>>72242778
I had a girl tell me once that I didn't need a condom when we were banging
Actually made me want to wear one even more as I figured she must be hiding AIDS or some shit, wasn't about her getting pregnant
>>72242832
>DELET
KEK
>>72242850
Well?
Did you get AIDS?
>>72242832
>>72242850
>>72242833
I put my washing machine on "fastwash 60" and it takes almost two hours, thought that meant 60 minutes...
30-40 minutes in the dryer the clothes are still kinda damp, I do an hour
>>72242850
careful bro
>>72242915
an hour? for a small pile? you're off the fucking chain
>>72242950
England
>>72242915
60 degrees you moron
>>72242950
Fuckoffscotlandistan
bet i can do more push-ups than this lanky general
>>72242950
The peninsula of England the principality of Wales
>>72242915
cretin
>>72242950
Pooland
>>72242950
Wangland
>>72242992
I can't even do one
>>72242992
number of pushups past a certain number is just endurance frog
GOT TO GIVE THE PEOPLE
mm yeah
GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WAN-
*a phone explodes in my hand*
AH FUCK
>>72242950
London n Buds
>>72242950
The Royal Republic of England & Wales
>>72242992
>implying being a lanky virgin means you can't have functional strength
>>72243018
you can fucking do one as far as I'm concerned, sunshine
RawDogIsLife
>>72242956
medium sized pile then
dressing gown, one hoodie, two pairs of jeans and various boxers and socks
not much at all and still takes ages
>>72242967
my mum has washed, ironed and folded my clothes my entire life m8, I don't know that haha
>>72243073
... I have bad wrists
>Why yes, I do have "depression" and "anxiety"
>Have I tried getting a job and a gf? I don't see how that could help. Off to the job centre I go, then home to play computer games - woe is me!
>This is our opportunity to take on patriarchal white supremacist capitalism and make lasting pro-raccoon change!
>Sign up here to get an email whenever First Dog cartoons are published
>Get all your needs met at the First Dog shop if what you need is First Dog merchandise and prints
>Get your Raccoons of the Resistance t-shirt here
Can't even tell if the Guardian is taking the piss or not anymore desu
>>72243110
>>72242915
Had a similar problem with a quilt. Spin clearly stated but sopping wet when I retrieved it.
I had to spin again. I observed the machine, it did in that instance spin dry. I may consult my manufacturers warranty
>>72243071
wow lankies can do some 50kg pulldowns? nice
>>72242950
The United Kingdom of Britain sans Scotland and Northern Ireland
did anyone go to the omni centre?
sorry i couldn't make it
family troubles
>>72243117
>>72243110
this could be you if you had a bit more confidence
>>72243121
in the washing machine or dryer?
>>72242950
The Diverse Emirate of Britbongistan
heading to the bathroom to get my teeth brushed
>>72243164
can't say i relate desu
>>72243164
cornetto
bloody janny range banned me
the new pimp my ride meme
>>72242950
Great Socialist People's British Jamahiriya
what's the point
>>72243160
>>72243211
what was this post about lads
>>72243191
been posting dumb black twitter memes for an hour now and nothing so far xD
no fun allowed I guess
need a womanchild gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp_ss0ZSgBk
>>72243235
Screaming
>>72243226
It was someone requesting a new name for the UK now that Scotland is leaving
>>72243271
>2.86 MB, 2880x1800
shan't
gays