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Best girl edition
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cara
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>>72235729
Ban the bloody burqa
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>>72235717
you know you're a failure when you fail at killing yourself
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morning lads
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>Sturgeon likely announcing indyref 2 in half an hour
>The Irish are now working on a plan to reunify with the North

Is it all ogre, lads?
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I've always felt great shame that they partake in poof-ball in the mother country
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>>72235760
Will you lads actually become just England or will you stick with the union jack and Great Britain
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>>72235744
Racist
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>>72235760
I voted Yes in the last Scottish independence referendum to upset normals. In this new one I will be voting No, again to upset normals so we stay stuck in the UK for Brexit and go down with the ship.
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>>72235768
>poof-ball
it's called cricket lad
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>>72235777
As the successor state to UKoGB&NIiOT&D, we keep the flag
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>>72235760
the sun does seem to be getting closer to the horizon
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>>72235821
Cricket is the thinking gentleman's game
Fuck off
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>>72235768
don't understand how it's so popular yet rugby league gets no attention
I don't even know if they have a functioning league
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>>72235821
>>72235835
I appreciate cricket for its cultural value and that other people like it but its a fucking terrible sport
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>>72235868
League is for poofs. We're a Union land
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>>72235729
Based Dutchcara. Keep 'er lit.
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something something thinking's gentleman's fetish.
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>>72235835
Cricket is a martial art for homosexual southerners.
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>>72235835
>wear poncy white suits
>break for tea and cucumber sandwiches
>not poof-ball
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>>72235760
people here are greedy cunts
they wont accept a reunion while NI is such a poor shithole
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>>72235815
truly a subversive radical
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cricket is shit to watch. fun to play though.
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going to the cricket with the lads is unironically more fun than going to the rugby or the football with the lads

I don't expect you children to understand though
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>>72235885
that's objectively wrong
I don't hate union but it's inherently poofier than league
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>>72235835
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSflRlHPay4
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>>72235760
indyref2 isn't coming until autumn 2018 and even then it will be unofficial and not recognised by the UK gov
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>>72235885
Unions as queer and bara as it gets
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>check out my old uni soc
>they now have a 'diversity representative'

hmm
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....runts...
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>>72235885
Haha yeah, can't imagine those league poofs to understand though
*wanks off my union mates in the shower*
Just a bit of friendly banter hey haha
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>>72235977
what's the soc?
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>>72235977
look at this bloke fuckin uni student. must be cleverer and shit
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>>72236002
shall NOT be revealing such a thing
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>>72236002
poof and wog soc
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>League is for poofs. We're a Union land
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Our boy Ed Sheeran is gonna be in Game of Thrones lads
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>>72236012
impossible to be doxxed from that (not that I'd bother)
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>>72236021
Ah yes, a fellow of the Potato McStarving Academy of Cork, with a degree in Lucky Charms
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>>72235942
Recently, a minister has been quoted as saying that the UK government can't prevent a referendum.
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You can't honestly consider yourself British or a member of the commonwealth if you don't play or enjoy cricket
That's a fact
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redpill me on thicc sweaty asian gfs

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>>72236042
who?
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that first sip of the day
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what is /brit/'s opinion on afl?
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>>72236070
their fannies stink
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>>72236076
alri porridge
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>>72236070
Shant
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>>72236060
but they don't need to make the result law .
it would make scottish people literal enemies instead of just melodramatic attention seekers but UK gov ruled over people who despise them for centuries and it works as long as you keep them poor as shit
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Business idea: start posting like Peter Kay
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*puts my nose in a fanny*

SNORT SNORT SNORT SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCREEEEEEEEE SNORT SNORT SNORT
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>>72236114
Garlic bread, rollar cola, remember love boat remember old things from the past
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>Thailaaaaad
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>>72236104
>and it works

Do you remember literally anything that happened in the last 100 years?
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clarence kennedy
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daily reminder to do compound movements
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>>72236077
AFL is poofier than league and union combined
You wear jerseys with no sleeves, tiny shorts and are actively encouraged to jump on another player's back so your willy is as close to their face as possible. It's no surprise it's so popular in Melbourne
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>>72236195
unironically like it
it's one of the most highly skilled footy codes
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remember babestation? remember that? you could get it on the tv in your room if someone had it on sky downstairs, so you were hoping your dad would put it on at night

remember that?
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>>72236114
GAHLIC BREAD
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hluT4oprkmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hluT4oprkmA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hluT4oprkmA
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I didn't go to food school I went to food
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>>72236272
Hope the Jocks fuck off for good 2bqh
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pheonix nights was god tier desu
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Business idea: replace wanking with coffee
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http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/y-u-no-guy
doing some research
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have the best taste in /brit/
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AY YOU KNOW WHATCHA WANNA DO WIF DA RITE?
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reasons why scotland will always vote to be cuckolds and england will always vote to be stronk and independent:

1. England is bigger scotland is smaller . England is the dominant part of the UK, scotland is the subservient part of the UK. England is perceived to be stronger and more independent anyway even though both countries would get swallowed by international behemoths scotland would go first

2. England is poor as shit with struggling Welfare funding and waiting times. Their income inequality is massive and their problems are bad enough that people will always vote for dramatic change to their circumstances just like the yanks. Scotland on the other hand is rolling in it. It gets more money than it needs, is in a comfy position for welfare and wealth. There is no impetus for radical change.

tldr: scotland's smaller and engand a shithole
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>>72236142
Scandis love Scotland. If Scotland were to leave the union they'd have offers to join up with whatever union exists in the big hangy downy bit this side of the Baltic.
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Why do jews wear giant bogrolls on their heads?

https://twitter.com/DanFitzZ/status/840178498744528896
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>>72236310
>There is no impetus for radical change in Scotland
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Looks no bad outside. Might go for a ride on the motorbike 2bh
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>>72236322
Depressing twats love other depressing twats?
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>>72236322
Tempting desu.

Love to have visa free travel with the scandis, comfy weekend break whenever I want one.
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>>72236323
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sWSoYCetG6A
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>>72236180
he accepted me on fb
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the checkout chick at my local supermarket is stupid thicc but I can tell she's not attracted to me whatsoever
c'est la vie...
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>>72236357
>like 1 poll in 50 supports independence

ah yes, radical
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redpill me on onions
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>>72236236
>when you see the 9 _ _
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>>72236387
It is true, Scandis love Scots to bits.
God knows why.
t. Scot blood.
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Praying for Sturgeon to get TAKBIR'd one day
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>>72236438
Yes, it is. It was only about 25% just ten years ago.
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Praying for Farage to get TAKBIR'd one day
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>>72236401
Fuck you I thought that was this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4k4NEAIk3PU
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>>72236387
how long would a boat or ferry take from edinburgh to the tip of norway?
couldn't imagine anything comfier than a heap of tin rolling around the north sea waves
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desperately need a gf in all honesty
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Hahaha look at me lads I'm the janny! hurrr durr
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>>72236461
Icelanders are actually 50% Scottish genetically.
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>>72236492
>10 years
>not even a majority consensus

ah yes, radical
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>>72236508
Don't drag her down with you mate
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>>72236436
this the broadway (sydney) one?
she was chatting me up yesterday
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>>72236507
I actually did that back when I was a young kid, I don't think it takes much more than a day.
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>>72236508
I understand desu
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>>72236520
What if the Scottish are 50% Icelandic?
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>>72236524
this post hurt more than any other that came before it
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>>72236524
why not get a autistic neet gf
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>>72236522
Well, it's only one percent off a majority.

Plus, yes, a 100% increase is a radical change.

Labour used to be the biggest party by miles. Now they're a distant third.
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redpill me on shoes
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>>72236548
Nah, cause a lot of the original settlers of Iceland were Scottish. Scotland was already settled by then.
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>>72236527
nah Annandale
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>>72236579
humans don't need to wear shoes
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indyref2 speech all kicking off lads
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>>72236596
is there anywhere these Scots didn't end up
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'cha listening to lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZlNt05dCX8
here
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>>72236615
want her to boot my bollocks
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>>72236639
I don't think there is.
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Wow, that fucking kick in the nuts to Labour
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Work at 1pm lads
Severely grim set of circumstances
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>>72236680
put a good word in for me lad
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>>72236597
oddly close, seems a lot of aussies here are inner west
was she blonde and with a slight american accent?
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>>72236640

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSTC8K05ytc
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>>72236520
The outcast Nords abducted their concubines from Scotland and Ireland. Mostly Ireland.
They let their women tell their folklore too. Made for some cracking good sagas.
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>>72236716
Pretty much, yeah.
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are nicola is a better leader than yer poor man's thatcher
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Redpill me on wood
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working out at 1pm lads
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>Join an Australian CS:S server
>Throw a smoke grenade
>Server crashes
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couldn't give a toss about anything that comes out of that disgusting slug's mouth
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>>72236754
rub it up and down
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Canny wait for English independence lads
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>>72236754
Jewish conspiracy
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>>72236695
just an ordinary Aussie lass
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YAAS we're rejoining the EU


based brussels

based bureaucrats
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>>72236754
comes from trees

good british wood:
>oak
>ash
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>>72236812
What?
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>>72236837
"brexit is finished" - increasingly nervous man for the 11th time
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Remember, you are indigenous Europeans lads. Your culture is being wiped out by diversity.
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indyref2 is today lads. she just announced it.

going out to the polls in about 2 hours . wish me luck
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>>72236809
so was this one but her r's were american, according to her she picked it up from her american friends studying here
had a fun little chatty chat
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Feminism has gone too far
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>>72236888
>2 gingerbread people
>1 biscuit

what
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>scotland gets asked again
>says no AGAIN
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>>72236909
this is why Britain is obese
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just got sacked by derby county

absolutely livid rn
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>>72236913
>SNP wins 100% majority at the next election
>"s-see! people want an independant s-scotland"
they'll never let it die, those people voting SNP don't have the balls to actually leave
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>>72236888
Are there trans gingerbreadmen now?
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>>72236980
again? haha you spacker
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Redpill me on spoons
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>>72236984
nah it's not the same people voting SNP and then voting no.

it's that you don't need 51% of the vote in each constituency to get an MSP elected
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>>72236888
>coloured fondant
umm we say fondant of colour now
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got told I was very handsome by the oneitis at the weekend
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>>72237022
all their food is microwaved and they get away with cheap drinks by not playing music and avoiding license fees
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All I see is an uppity Scot.
Send in the Irish, arrows cost money.
Based Patrick Magohan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3ubag7dtn4
based Brendan Gleeson in there too. Tha lad.
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>>72237040
bet Chad's cum was still dripping from her gaping cunt when she told you this blatant lie haha
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I shot the sheriff
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>>72237022
they make fat people fat because it's never the fault of the spoon operator
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>>72237054
Are Mel.
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good morning... runts
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Scots are going to cuck out again lol

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-39255181
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classic aussie posts
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not entirely sure what i'm doing
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>>72237155
Oh fuck off she said it was once in a generation
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>>72237036
but in the UK parliament the SNP holds 56 seats of out somewhere around 60
when you say MSP do you mean Scotland has a seperate parliament with its own members or just mps in Scotland? I assume the UK is FPTP which means a significant amount of people are voting SNP without voting for independence
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>>72237178
install gentoo/arch
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out with the old, in with the nucleus
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queenslanders and sydneysiders should off themselves

bring absolutely zero value to /brit/
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>>72237178
>>/g/
Come back with dragon dildoes.
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redpill me on yogurt
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>Nicola Sturgeon has confirmed she will ask for permission to hold a second referendum on Scottish independence.
it's literally nothing
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It aint me
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>>72237215
alri cuckedbourne
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>please let us act like we want to leave for a bit then decide we don't actually want to again
>no
>please
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-39232973
despise this country with every fibre of my being
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>>72237249
The absolute state of Scotland
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>>72237239
You are destroying culture if you consume it.
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>>72237197
they want home rule
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>watch Gordon Ramsey USA
>get owners to fire the chef, and temporarily hire his people
>"we decided to sell the restaurant"
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haha black people funny
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>>72237289
love how they've clearly relegated the name to an obscure sub collecting climate data to raise awareness about climate change
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During last referendum I was calling them traitors but this time I am genuinely thinking of getting on a ferry and moving to Scotland.
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sydney meetup when
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>go to Sweden
>offered some rotting fish
>politely refuse and have a yoghurt instead
>HOW CAN YOU EAT THAT
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>>72237371
>im le moving to Scotland
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>>72237371
stay in norn. nobody likes you
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>>72237340
>"You, come here"
>"Yes chef?"
>"This water, what's that stuff floating in it?"
>"I-it's ice, chef"
>"Unbelievable, it's fucking frozen! I've eaten here!"
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need a willy
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>>72237397
>>72237393
UK is falling apart. The only option is to move south or to independent Scotland.
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>all the banks move from London to Edinburgh
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>>72237437
>implying
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>>72237195
People die young in Scotland
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>>72237440
>scots actually believe this
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>>72237195
with the exception of a material change in circumstances
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>>72237381
How about you try meet a gf first mate
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Why is no one asking Sturgeon the obvious question - if you lose this referendum too, will you insist on a third?
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>>72237493
because she announced it two seconds ago?
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>>72237474
The questions is not if they will move but where to. That's the law, they have to do it.
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>>72237493
they are all centrists rallying behind her as a protest against brexit
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>>72237493
Because there's an obvious answer: it doesn't matter what Sturgeon wants, what matter is what Scots vote for.
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>living within 20km of Sydney CBD
Billionaires OUT
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I thought Scotland wasn't allowed another referendum
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>>72237527
alri Gosford
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>>72237493
she would say we cant withhold the option especially given future material changes in circumstances
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I love the internet. I can call aussie a cunt and he will get depressed instantly, and I don't even have to move from my basement.
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if Scotland votes out but Aberdeenshire votes stay I hope they won't be dragged out of the Union against their own will
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*triggers article 50*
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Local Cameron ruins everything
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>>72237527
t. lives in a suburb with "Hills" in the name
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>>72237580
That'd be awesome, Theresa May does a speech right after this one finishes pulling us out of the EU before Scotland can do anything
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>>72237577
aberdeenshire isn't a country.
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>>72237527
once you have your foot in the door it's not bad
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Article 50 is being triggered at 15
:00
GMT
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>>72237620
:00
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https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/841259258037559296
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/841259258037559296
https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/841259258037559296
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redpill me on cups
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>>72237615
Maybe it should be.

ABERDEENSHIRE INDEPENDENCE FROM SCOTLAND, MEMBERSHIP OF THE UK AND MEMBERSHIP OF THE EU!!!
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Nicola Sturgeon is being triggered at 15:00 GMT
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>>72237607
article 50 only starts the negotiations for leaving.
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It's amazing how legacy of one cunt can still be tearing country apart years on
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Currently have my foot in the door

Thoughts?
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>>72237645
you mean tony?
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>>72237645
This has been 100 years in the making, mate.
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>>72237645
might be worse than chamberlain.

don't remember him bowing to everyone and anyone who asked for a referendum lol
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>>72237509
>That's the law, they have to do it.
you retarded? they don't have to leave, they want to because growth opportunities will be lowered in an isolated post-brexit state
many banks won't want to go to scotland, bankers are rich and want to live in cities with prestige like paris or amsterdam, only thing edinburgh has going for it is that they speak english and it's a similar regulatory environment to london, which also applies to dublin with is part of the EU and is better in every way to sc*tland
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she wants a man from Granville
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>>72237597
Honestly Brexit is the funniest thing, everything about it. The delusion of our place in the world, the absolute state of the UKIP party that caused this mess, the break up of the UK, openly anti white immigration politics while our children are being gang raped by pakis, the working classes voting to fuck themselves with less services and higher taxes. All primarily do to some dopey fag smoking pint man.

This country is a fucking joke and won't even exist in 10 years tops.
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>>72237665
alri gordon
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reminder if northerns hadn't voted for regionalism in 2004 none of this would be happening
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>>72237634
was that supposed to be funny?
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>>72237684
>you retarded? they don't have to leave,
EU law states that bank that operates in EU must have its headquarter in a EU country.
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>>72237437
Cornwall is based but they hate outsiders. They despise non Cornish English most, Welsh and Scots. Irish tend to get a welcome though it's still frosty.
Generally 20 years living in Cornwall to be considered 'not an outsider'.
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Britain has been a disaster for the English

I'm glad it's over
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>>72237693
>This country is a fucking joke and won't even exist in 10 years tops.
Are you willing to bet on this claim ?
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>>72237719
it's a running gag you mong
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>>72237721
And guess what doesn't apply when you're not in the EU
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>>72237731
Dude I'm Polish, I will always be an outsider. I got used to not giving a fuck what others think about me.
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*triggers article 49*

...SHIT
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>>72237739
don't follow
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Imagine having to actually be worried about land borders and states trying to leave your country

ahh you brits ahaha
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>>72237645
worse than clemant atlee
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*Triggers Article 51*
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bring back the four kingdoms desu
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*Triggles Arsetickle Fitty*
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>>72237775
hahaha yeah
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>>72237771
then shut your stupid mouth
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>>72237775
imagine being a brit and never emigrating to australia

ahaha creasing at the thought
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>>72237790
>four kingdoms

there were only ever three taff
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>>72237775
hahaha y-yeah
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>>72237719
he sends that tweet every time a celebrity dies. this time he has subverted it by implying the UK is dead
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mental how little of my city I've actually been to
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>>72237766
Go to Ireland. You lads have an affinity.
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>>72237371
GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME
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>>72237809
same difference
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>>72237440
if something like that were to happen most of the banks would move to Ireland, the Netherlands or Luxemborg
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Might go into town and get another galette today...
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>>72237775
westralian independence SOON
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>>72237840
so "no" would be the answer to my question
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*triggers article 66*
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Heptarchy 2bh
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>>72237880
what about us green folk x
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>>72237877
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>>72237870
jokes are always funniest when you have to explain them aren't they lad
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storm warning lads
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>>72237850
Might as well. Ireland has more jobs in my field than N. Ireland anyway. They got funny accent though.
>inb4 is from Northern Ireland and complains about accents
I grew up in here. Northern Irish is the default English for me, and everything else is aberration.
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>>72237870
your question was "was that supposed to be funny" not "was that funny" so no not no, yes
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>>72237850
we already have fucking loads of poles here
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On my Swedish jewtube.
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5em1HdgXGxA
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>>72237905
Savage wastelands ripe for raping and pillaging excursions from the other kingdoms x
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>>72237455
Good quip
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Getting drunk off two bottles of strongbow lads.
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>>72237880
the north turned it down in 2004

english are scared of more government just like the yanks they truly are
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>>72237880
Excellent post

English unification was a mistake
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sucking my dogs cock
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>>72237880
Yorkshire isn't in Northumbria lad
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over the top reaction to the rugby no?
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>>72237916
sydneylad?
this humidity is killing me
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>>72237979
heh heh
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>>72237932
haha rude devon dindu nuffin x
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Policy idea: stop wasting time with populist tripe and get on with the business of governing

t. radical centrist
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>>72237921
that's even sadder, then
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just going to leave this here
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just have the vote tomorrow
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i'm a lovely gimp
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>>72237924
How many Muslims? Count yourself lucky Poles are the least of your worries..
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need cap to be my bf lads
>>
>>72238039
they'd be hungover haha ebacuse they get drunk
>>
>>72238067
lmao jocks eternally btfo
>>
>getting drunk off cider

Absolute state
>>
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>>72238065
1234
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>>72238127
can't stand the cunt on the left
>>
Choon.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489250861356.webm
>>
>>72238107
cider is the same if not stronger than beer
>>
>>72238127
DChads > marvelcucks
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>cider is the same if not stronger than beer
>>
>>72238046
maybe 100k
The thing is we get a lot of muslim students so you see a good few but they leave afterwards
>>
Can't wait for Scots to fuck off. The UK will finally be free of their left wing bollocks.
>>
>>72238145
want a coke now desu
>>
>>72238145
Where is the Father Figure in all of this? Who is paying for that lavish house
>>
>>72238127
3 2 (if he'd get a haircut) 1 4
>>
ever get emails from companies that you applied to months ago? don't know why they just can't reply straight away
>>
business idea: rather than destroying ourselves with brexit and indyref we just keep everything the same but sink into an literal orgy of nationwide debauchery with willy sucks and bumming for all
>>
>>72238160
What's wrong with that statement?
Both beer and most ciders are 4.5-6%.
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>What's wrong with that statement?
>Both beer and most ciders are 4.5-6%.
>>
Japanese garage rock lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epm4NqwU6vI
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>>72238170
what if he was the one cleaning the pool ?
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>Where is the Father Figure in all of this? Who is paying for that lavish house
>>
>>72238107
Cider is stronger than beer stupid wanker. Weak limp wristed Aussies can't handle it no wonder
>>
*stumbles into thread*
>>
>>72238174
When I was searching for uni work placement I sent CVs in January and got interview offer in September. I was already 3 months into my placement.
>>
>>72238157
tfw no batman daddy
>>
http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/programs/hack/young-aussies-most-inclusive-in-world/8347200
aha
haha
ah ha ha ah yes
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>Cider is stronger than beer stupid wanker. Weak limp wristed Aussies can't handle it no wonder
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>get a job
>it's part time and 10 hours a week min wage
>monthly pay
>after 5 weeks or so I finally receive money
>add it up
>mfw it's not enough
>mfw I got taxed
>-20% on literal pocket change earnings
>£44 down from the first month already

what the fuck do I do?
I asked some HMRC advisor bitch online but she said my tax code and all that shit looks normal.
Emailed my employer and they said they'll '''''''''''''''''''''''''get back to me'''''''''''''''''''''''''

wtf do I do now? I have 14p on my phone and don't know if I should call HMRC or bomb the government.
>>
>12:29

day's basically over
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>>72238211
still masturbate to the BvS training scene 2bh
>>
>move from eastern europe
>heal my beer addiction
>develop cider addiction
ffs fuck you lads. Magners is delicious.
>>
>thinking anyone would read that
heh, SHAN'T
>>
don't even think my gf could get drunk off cider

full discloser: I don't have a gf
>>
>>72238236
going to shove some amphetamine sulphate straight up my shitpipe in 10 mins, get the day started again
>>
>>72238248
>Magners

Try K Cider + pills nerd fuck
>>
>>72238198
I like his jeans
>>
>>72238220
Nguyen'd
>>
>>72238230
What's your tax code? And what's your annual salary?
>>
>>72238174
Because their first, second, third, fourth and fifth choices fucked off
>>
>>72238248
we voted leave, get out
>>
>full discloser
>>
psytrance is the sound of the future
>>
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Looking forwards to a fun campaign this year
Can't wait to see if we actually go forward with taking the euro now
>>
can't wait for the EU referendum in june
>>
>>72238248
OUT
>>
>>72238273
I have no fucking clue what my tax code is m8, the thing is, this job didn't take nor ask for a P45, and I had one from JSA 2 years back but never gave it any thought.

Annual is like £3.5k lmao
>>
>>72238309
>>
>>72238230
You'll get a tax refund, I imagine it's a PAYG scheme
>>
New:

>>72238331
>>72238331
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>>72238303
lad...
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>>72238221
I feel bad for Yahtzee, he's been saddled with a look that's since become associated with massive autism.
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