/brit/

have a mild headache

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>work tomorrow

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Where can I find women like this?

Once flew to Barcelona alone, went to a nightclub, met a load of people, took some pill that was offered me, got sucked off by a bloke in the toilet, then went off with a load of french/algerian girls at the end of the night and kissed one of them, saw my ex-gf in the metro at like 6am and then flew home the next day.

this is honestly a true story lads

>tfw no Janny bf

redpill me on stevie ray vaugn

>>72193870
wherever that beach is i suppose

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wog

he will not divide us went well

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>woeking

>>72193875
bender

Aussies were always praised as the best posters
Yanks were always bullied and discarded as the worst posters
This dynamic created a new breed of posters
I honestly prefer yanks these days

>>72193898
Revolutionary post.

>>72193898
foy

voodoo ray

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BOI POOCHIE

Well over 90% of the music I listen to is American. The rest of the world seems like they're not even trying to create interesting music

>>72193890
/pol/ is too funny at times
did a howl at your man who drove around beeping his car horn to try and see would it show up on the stream

I'm exactly the type of person who would have an attractive middle-class gf if only I was a blue-pilled non-depressed normie. Bit sad really.

>>72193892
who are you quoting?

>>72193898
>Aussies were always praised as the best posters
The only people who think this are the few pakis from London that come on here.

fever ray

>>72193922
eff off yankee

yanks here seem particularly obnoxious today lads

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who /skimmed/ here

>>72193922
britain has a lot of really good music

>>72193917
any nudes from that tranny?

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The gf

>>72193898
most yanks on /int/ seem knowledgeable enough desu
/pol/ yanks are literal idiots half the time

yanks are the new face of /brit/

>>72193895
not really 2bh. dunno why i let that part happen. think i was in a bad place mentally and just up for adventure

>>72193922
Pleb detected.

>>72193951
bender

>>72193922
FOY

>>72193875

*sniffs the air*
*feigns disgust at an imaginary odor of cattle faeces*

did you know coventry was totally destroyed in the war

>>72193958
>/pol/ posters are literal idiots.

FTFY

>>72193964
>i let blokes suck me off but im not gay
ok bender

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Hope you lads are stronger than the average woman

Yanks are the new counter culture

>>72193922
swedes export the most music per capita

>>72193971
there is literally nothing gay about a feminine penis

when i did the dragon slayer quest in runescape i was level 50 but i had low strength so the strength xp reward from the quest jumped me straight from level 50 to level 54

>>72193986
me at the bottom

>>72193985
nothing wrong with a bit of lad on lad fun every now and again lad, lighten up

I GOT SPURS

Exchange energy with your environment to create miracles

Might wank before I go out but unsure

good day x farewell

>>72193917
who is this again?

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>>72193986
what the actual fuck

>>72193998
absolute uphill gardener

>>72193985
why are heteros always so angry

gf lets me kiss her sometimes

>>72194002
>runescape

never understood this europoor meme

Europoors disproportionately fill CS:GO (or they used to before GO) and Brits especially filled Runescape.

matched a cute transer on the 'der

not sure i'd go through with it though

>>72194033
that lad's got no thumbs lad don't be mean

>>72193922
Most of my music 60s to 90s is British and most 00s to 10s is American.

>>72194033
he's probably just a spastic

>>72193898
>Aussies were always praised as the best posters
>Yanks were always bullied and discarded as the worst posters

aussies appeal to 12 year /b/ posters

some yanks are mongs though, like the /po/ yank monster truck poster

>>72194044
think you're autistic if you inferred anger from that post.

High diversity is also associated with:

Lower confidence in local government, local leaders and the local news media.

Lower political efficacy – that is, confidence in one's own influence.

Lower frequency of registering to vote, but more interest and knowledge about politics and more participation in protest marches and social reform groups.

Higher political advocacy, but lower expectations that it will bring about a desirable result.

Less expectation that others will cooperate to solve dilemmas of collective action (e.g., voluntary conservation to ease a water or energy shortage).

Less likelihood of working on a community project.

Less likelihood of giving to charity or volunteering.

Fewer close friends and confidants.

Less happiness and lower perceived quality of life.

More time spent watching television and more agreement that "television is my most important form of entertainment".

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The fucking builders moved the TV aerial so now I'm going to miss Football Focus AND the FA Cup game

I angrily confronted them and was told it'd be sorted by evening time

At least my E levels are great and there's already been a slightly reduction in facial hair in that troubling region

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>>72193955
The superior pink-haired female.

>>72193969
Seriously what other countries actually produce good music? Obviously Britain has a share, and there's a couple of Chilean and Nip albums I like but that makes up far less than 10%

>>72193995
Really? Only music I even know that's Swedish is fucking Abba and Yung Lean

>>72194054
You might be on to something there, most of my favourite music is from the 90s-late 00s period

>>72194081
>I angrily confronted them

No you didn't you faggoty skinnyfat wannabe twink

>>72194029
Manface McSquareJaw

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>>72194077
the british fag poster is without a doubt the very worst recognizable poster on /brit/

>>72194077
no, you're autistic

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>>72193870

why do men peak in their late 20s but women peak in their early teens lads?

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>>72194033
>This guy could be manhandled and tossed around by the average woman
Howling

>>72193951

>tranny


could you not?

>>72194078
source?

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The so-called gee eff

>>72194096
shit, meant late teens

not a nonce

>>72194093
chill out bro

>>72194091
very racist image

>>72194095
chebs

>>72194124
fucking revolting negress

>>72193986
dunno what my grip strength is but yeah

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>>72194124

>>72194033

he's got a really strong kick

Northern Rail strike tomorrow

Not sure no w to get to work

>>72194138
>>72194146
I'd smash that negro womyn

>>72194078
oy vey goy this is racist!

get enriched you filthy white working class!

>>72193975
mate i know it sounds mental but i'm telling the truth

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have a painful urethra after pissing
think wanking 3-4 times a day has caused irritation internally

>>72194107


Robert Putnam.

who is the best and worst recognizable poster on /brit/

how many straight lads here have done stuff with another lad?

Every time a girl sends me a message on Tinder/Bumble I feel very bad for ignoring it. Just got no intention of meeting girls through these so-called """dating""" apps, can't think of a more runtish start to a relationship desu. Maybe that's why I haven't had sex for 5 years haha

>>72194078
also associated with reddit spacing methinks

>>72194096
>why do men peak in their late 20s
they don't, why do people on here always say this?

stop reading r/theredpill

>>72194096
>>72194127
fedora

>>72194177
Best is poleaboo
Worst is thailad

>>72194185
Used to kiss one of the lads from the football team on the lips every New Year's just to show that we're both comfortable in our sexualities and up for a bit of banter. No tongues involved though, we're not fucking queers haha

>>72194188
>can't think of a more runtish start to a relationship desu

Every relationship that I know of that's begun with Tinder has been runtish and white trash.

The girls on Tinder get dicked twice a week from it.

>>72194185
sucked one lads dick and he sucked mine and dry humped naked with another lad

>>72194189
>reddit spacing
this isn't going to become a meme no matter how hard you try

>>72194177
Have to say worst is a certain tripfag, but the best posters aren't identifiable

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>>72194096
>why do men peak in their late 20s

Do we? Someone didn't tell my body

dont reply to it

>>72194185
Used to bum one of the lads from the football team in the bum every New Year's just to show that we're both comfortable in our sexualities and up for a bit of banter. No kissing involved though, we're not fucking queers haha

>>72194185
got a bodybuilder m8 who occasionally comes over, we suck each other off and rub our cocks together. no homo.

I would never date a girl i met off tinder. She's probably been through about 50 guys-at least. I'm still a virgin but honestly who would want to be with used goods.

>>72194188
In the same boat desu. never signed up for tinder because i can't imagine myself finding a lass to settle down with on it

Hold your space in the world. Own your presence and assert it

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just be yourself dude!

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>I would never date a girl i met off tinder. She's probably been through about 50 guys-at least. I'm still a virgin but honestly who would want to be with used goods.

*autotunes my farts and uploads them to soundcloud*

>>72194260
non-virgins don't really care about that

>>72194175
You just gotta push through the pain. Your body should be able to cope

>>72194252
>>72194258
>>72194260
>>72194264
>>72194269

why isn't /brit/ culled en masse?

these consecutive posts are fucking horrid

>>72194279
t. rasheed

>>72194290
you're not forced to be here, yank

>>72194280
*checks the top 40 and sees major lazer at the top*

congratulations on your no.1 mate

>A gay superhero? Yes please! Just not Captain America

What's the point then, all the others are garbage anyway.

>>72194290
FOY

>>72194185
Tried to kiss one of my friends whilst I was very high. We had been cuddling on hill and when I went in for the kiss he jerked his head back. Luckily he thought I was trying to bite his nose and not kiss him.

>>72194252
In year 3, one day all the lads just randomly started kissing each other

Teacher had to tell us to stop

Us Paki's are so fucked up
That was our first kiss for many of us, not like our patents ever.showed us any love

>>72194226
>>72194264
Well I've just had this Oxford-educated middle-class qt send me a cheery message trying to start a conversation - you really do get all types of girls using these apps now, it is that pervasive in our culture. I remember when I started I was convinced it was just full of loose girls looking for a no-strings-attached dicking, but I'm sure that at least half of the girls I'm matching with genuinely do want a serious relationship. I just can't imagine going on a date off the back of a dating app, it all feels very forced and almost like a job interview.

Fucking minus 20 here
Watching Louis CK talk about his horrible visit to Russia
Reminds me of Paris desu

>>72194311
You have shit taste

>>72194341
didn't know corbyn was a billionaire

>>72194269
I cannot imagine Sisyphus imagined himself happy.

>>72194341
*autistic demagoguery-ing*

>>72194279
>>72194284
Lmao. Enjoy having a gf who won't be satisfied by anything because she'll always know there's a guy out there with better x y or z

>>72194319
>it all feels very forced and almost like a job interview
Dating is a numbers game

bellend smells like vinegar

>>72194380
Imagine how sad you must be to think the only way you can please a woman is if she's never ever had anyone else before in her life

Really hate all this sexist talk on /brit/

>>72194341
>>72194362
Not a single reply for my post? Did none of you spot my hilarious joke?

Fuck me it's like I'm posting with downers.

>>72194413
oh piss off you sissy twat

>>72194033
me in the red rectangle

>>72194341
he'll have a mental breakdown soon hopefully

get poz'd

>>72194411
it's a very strange attitude desu. seems like tons of lads on 4chow think that way though

Ugh. I think I'm losing weight from my thighs

>>72194411
Good post

>>72194426
Thanks for the (you), bitch

>>72194406
That's probably true, but I still hold on to this childish belief that one day in my ordinary life I'll meet a girl I just click with, and we'll go from friends to dating to married. Like I say, that's probably why I've never had a gf and haven't had sex for 5 years.

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>>72194421

>>72194185


oh come on we've all sucked a mate off for the banter after failing to pull on a night out

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we are all abricans :DDDD

@72194421
You're a boring unfunny cunt

the fear of acknowledging satisfaction of slave psychology

>>72194380
>having a gf
fuck off breeder

friendly reminder to not reply to attention-seeking cross-dressers

just had a bit of a wank

>>72193870
Cunt

>>72194411
I never said she had to be a virgin mate i said i wouldn't want to be with a girl who's had 50 lads. Don't quite understand what's controversial about this.

>>72194362
good joke

>>72194188

Never signed up for tinder because I have a 4/10 face

Girls at work tell me to use it but they just want to see me suffer more the bitches

>>72194185
When I was like 13 I used to fap together with a friend of mine and compare our dicks
That was only like a couple times though

>>72194540
>Anon when are you getting a girlfriend!!
>When was the last time you were in a relationship?
>How many girls have you slept with Anon??

>>72194509
>cross-dressser
My estrogen levels are in female range

>>72194540
>Girls at work tell me to use it but they just want to see me suffer more the bitches
I hate it when people give me those faux compliments

fucking normie cunts

The average /brit/izen
>Wants a slut gf
>Doesn't mind knowing that any dick Tom or Harry he meets has probably boned his gf

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>>72194570
>b urself

>>72194540
>talking to female coworkers
Fuck off normir

>>72194540
I've got a 4/10 face too, just made up for it by making sure I'm in good shape and did well enough at uni to get a good job. I'm 6"1 though, so that helps - I genuinely feel very sorry for manlets, it's a very important facet of male attractiveness and there's nothing they can do about it.

>>72193922
nog

>>72194587
kek. did they even notice the swastika?

>>72194453
>I think I'm losing weight from my thighs
Good
>>>/fa/12305515

>>72194341


such an emasculated runt, his speech in Trafalgar a few weeks ago gave me back spasms from the cringe

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>>72194557

>what kind of girls do you normally go for?
>what are you best moves for pulling women?

FACE>>>>HEIGHT>FRAME
This is FACT

Seriously

Is no one else here affected by the northern rail strikes tomorrow?

>>72194623
I thought you guys liked us girls thicc?

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>>72193925
>tfw my brother is the same as me but social and not as good looking
>has a beautiful upper class gf from Wiltshire who is dedicated to him body and soul
>I'm still a khhv

Alri lads

>>72194633
Are you a kissless virgin? I'm struggling to hide my power level at work.

>>72194651
someone was going on about it yesterday

im ugly and short hahahahaha

is Milo's career over

>>72194633
Chuckling at the time a girl asked me this and I responded
>Attractive-so that rules you out
And she began crying the absolute fool

>>72194631

if you didn't have people that were passionate in their ideals you'd be lost

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Just be confident and such

recommend me some good asmr lads

reckon being a barman would be a decent job

knowing all those combinations of drinks and impressing drunk slags with a few flicks and tricks

>>72194683
Did they say if they'd take the tram or bus instead?
Or just get an earlier train?

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>mfw even normal looking people are still khhv's
>I'm a bitter cynical asshole who can safely look at posts like these and know I've enjoyed the feeling of being with a woman that I didn't pay for and experience that on a irregular basis

Something is wrong here and I'm not sure what it is

>>72194746
just moaning

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>>72194753
>tfw 7-8/10 gymrat studyrat kissless virgin

>>72194677

Yes and I am surrounded by women at work

But I'm at the age where normies can't comprehend someone still being a KV, even an aspie like me

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>>72194651
>I thought you guys liked us girls thicc?
I definitely don't.

one day you'll realise the things that matter and the things that don't

>>72194821
What age

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>>72194753
>tfw khhv
>tfw normal looking
>tfw my once kind personality has been destroyed over the years
>tfw no friends
>tfw constantly feel nervous, aggressive and exasperated
>tfw endlessly cynical
>tfw can't trust anyone

>>72194740

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmslDqdsJ8s

>>72194745
I was a barman for 2 years, fairly comfy job but it can be pretty tiring at times. I doubt you really impress drunk slags unless you're working somewhere like a cocktail bar, most of the time they just want a simple drink and they don't really give a shit about the person serving it to them.

>>72194821
I'm in completely the same situation, don't really know where to go from here. Hiring a prozzie seems like the best option until I sort myself out.

How old are you? I'm 24.

>>72194856
Soz m8.

>>72194753

in normieland even fat and ugly people have had multiple relationships

but when you're legitimately autistic AND ugly you are not permitted to pollute the gene pool, you are worthless

>>72194856

basically me

https://twitter.com/eugen_levine/status/840760054072651779

oyy vey

a judeo bolshevik says you're a fascist for being christian, goy

>>72194848
>>72194868

29 in 2 months

getting drunk and having a dance around the flat to some groovy music

feel in a very weird state of mind

Mensch getting btfo

>>72194821
>But I'm at the age where normies can't comprehend someone still being a KV, even an aspie like me

same tbqhwy famalam

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>>72194921
>Do what thou wilt is a a policy that rewards only the powerful. A peoplecentered communist movement is the only way to protect the interests of the common man
tfw to intelligent

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is this a guy or girl?

it's truly fascinating looking at leftist jews on twitter

they have a burning hatred for all things white and goyish

https://twitter.com/bennykoval/status/840782277235888128

>>72194966
i don't care, i'd shag it either way

>>72194821
Now try being an autist, virgin AND trans

a lad posted a sister sledge song ITT yesterday
one of them just died

>>72194821
>>72194868
remember meeting a new group of people at uni and we were laughing about some lad taking a girl to mcdonalds and one of the girls asked me "where do you usually take girls out for dates?" and i had to say "i don't go on dates"

it crushed me to have to say that as a 22 year old man they obviously couldn't comprehend the idea of a virgin at that point in life the fuckin normies

>>72194970

>leftist jews

so jews?

WHAT the fuck is up with Louise Bagshall?
Did anybody else see that interview with the Neil?

>>72194990
>and i had to say "i don't go on dates"

hilarious

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>>72194897
But that's the thing, me and my friends joke that I have autism. I come back home from University and my friends tell me that when they do impressions of me they joke that I won't stop talking about proper civic engineering. I mean, I don't look bad, and I hide my power level when I'm at University; people seem to like me and girls like me enough to sleep with me but I'm like, how the fuck are so many normal looking guys on /brit/ just getting fucked over in life?

I am taking these posts at their word though
>>72194798
>>72194856
>>72194918

They could be utter runts but I wouldn't believe it

>>72195022
couldn't really say anything else other than the truth. my housemates were there and they knew the truth i couldn't lie without looking like a twat

>>72194868

I've been browsing adultwork for about 3 years now and never gone for it, I can't, I've never even kissed a woman so the idea of meeting one and having sex within 10 minutes is just incomprehensible to me, I would be vomiting from anxiety.

Rank 10 on Hearthstone

Gonna pre-order some packs with my wage

Might get my weekly Arizonas burger meal too

>>72194857
that contouring makes her look like a bit of a slag to be honest with you

>>72195013
I suppose

They are certainly an international clique of wreckers that must be crushed

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honestly when you're semi attractive the entire thing starts a lot earlier. I'm only 19 and have to deal with
>any girls on the go mate?
>surely there must be someone haha
what the hell can you even say
Remember my cousin asked me
>you've NEVER had a gf? HOW?

>>72195062
>Moni

is this short for Monica?

if so, that's a whore's name

>>72195055
I lost my virginity to an escort. Be upfront when you book that it will be your first time, some will reject you and some will be accommodating. The one I saw was the second I asked and she made me feel so comfortable from when I got there. We sat on the sofa, had a gin and tonic and talked through what I wanted, then she took the lead and started kissing me, then got on my lap and started grinding up and down. She practically undressed me and helped me undress her, and when we actually had sex she was on top and did all the work. I came in less than 2 minutes but we laughed it off and I went again for about 10 minutes. Did lots of kissing and foreplay/oral.

>you will never be a pilot
kill me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g0xL88ebXs

>>72195102
Oi foreigner, don't talk to the sex offender

ah yes, my torrent just finished

i'll go ahead and stop it from seeding now

>>72195055
same here lad. doesn't appeal to me at all

>>72195094
I've experienced that too

I think they're just trying to wind me up though

>>72195102
Monica is classy and international

There are Polish Monica's and black Monica's

Despite this it's still not a very common name

My mate keeps telling me that if had my looks he would get laid twice as much as he currently does.

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>>72195094
Same here lad. The thing is, I am almost too attractive, intimidatingly so.

DO NOT do not reply to it
>>72195169
pretty sure it's genuine mate normies love to discuss relationships etc

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>>72195146

don't let your dreams be dreams

>>72195094
>tfw my family did that until I was 19
>Half my family gave me shit because my first gf/lay was white
>How the fuck could you not date a proper black girl, you fucking degenerate
>You better marry and have black kids when you're a grown man

Shit like this makes me want to marry an Asian or a white girl so I get fully disowned from this bullshit.

>>72195164
Reminds me

My solicitor hasn't been in contact for over a month and is ignoring my emails

>>72195181
Double 0 is still 0

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>>72195146
Was out looking at planes the other day

>>72142742
Roach thread was shut down so were deus vulting. Want to come?

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>The thing is, I am almost too attractive, intimidatingly so.

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>>72195216
good bants

sister keeps always tells me i'm very handsome and should consider modelling

suspect she wants to do an incest with me

Redpill me on what happened to Madeline McCann.

>>72195210
well then I guess I'm just too bitter and jaded, in which case I'm better off alone

Don't want to drag people down with me.

>tfw went to a turkish barber accidentally and they gave me a shit haircut

REEEEE

>>72195146
I had a guy at school who wanted to be a pilot but has instead become a flight attendant. Gets to travel all over the place.

>>72193870
my bed

>>72195146

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx3Ccs5tKfw

>>72195216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Szw9WW6l5Ng

How varied is your wardrobe?

>>72195250
i fingered her so hard she bled to death

>>72195221
My mate, here: >>72195261
Once got in trouble off of airport security for putting a ladder against the fence of an airport to get a better photo of the planes.

>>72195282
2 pairs of jeans, 4 t-shirts, 2 hoodies and a jumper

got about 10 pairs of boxers/socks and then just plain black trousers for work

>>72195259
shouldn't be giving money to those people. find an italian barber

>>72195259
nah boss bet it looks tops

I like seeing women agonise over abortion

on the one hand I have zero problem with it and like it for population control

on the other it brings me great pleasure seeing women cry and suffer over not having daddy taxpayer fund free abortion on demand

die, cunts

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new rich piana vid lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZksuQPZ8c

>>72195328
i needed one that opened on a sunday
checked their website and it seemed like a decent place

but i walked in there and saw a short tanned man wearing jeans, a black shirt, brown belt and a snapback

by then it was too late

>went to a turkish barber once
>sat down in the chair
>the man goes "oh no nooo, skin spotty i not shave only hair"

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>>72195258
I know what you mean mate, I get disillusioned and paranoid about people too. Remember in secondary school there was a 7/10 apparently really into me. My best mate at the time (who knew her) kept dropping hints, people I barely knew mentioned it etc and I had spoken to her before and she seemed way too enthusiastic to be faking it. Anyway I grew convinced there was some ploy at hand by everyone and I was going to get laughed at if I ever acted on it so I just left it. Regret it now not because I was really into her but because it was probably the easiest opportunity I'll ever get.

>>72195221
[lock thee in prison and throws away the cell's key for espionage with a foreign agency]

right

off for a bike ride to the big shop

brakes are out of order so i hope i don't die

>>72195328
I went to an italian barber and he gave the awkwardest most shit haircuts ever. find an aussie

really need to stop death grip wanking

usually have a bit of blood in my cum

>>72195363
>opened on a sunday
Pure degeneracy

>>72194192
because men generally are mature enough to take care of their bodies and mind at this age, along with having several years of a stable career behind them.

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r8 dindins

>>72195395
I had a girl offer me chocolate and said I had nice features, but I did nothing because I thought she was joking and I thought she already had a boyfriend

I'm moving to Manchester soon. I'll work in Salford.

Where's nice place to live? I'd prefer my own place if I can afford.

Anything else i should know about Manchester people? I'm Danish.

ah yes
the famous Australian hairdressers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEu4ORTACpM

fucking screeching

they found the flag by watching planes flying past, sunrise/sunset times, and star patterns

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>you are now thinking of that one girl who actually liked you

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>>72195435
>babybel

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>>72195435

>>72195357
I will never understand all those feminine tears and newmalism about not being able to conceive.
Why do they not adopt to solve their problem? Plenty of parentless bairns need a home with persons who are eager to care and act on their own love.

>>72195455
>Manchester
>Where's nice place to live?

Anywhere south of Birmingham (excluding Slough and most of West London)

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>>72195468
I'm searching my memories but I don't think I am thinking about such a person

>>72195455
fuck off

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>you now realise secondary school was objectively the best time to have carefree sex and you missed out

>>72195502
what about me

>>72195435
the desk screams university accomodation

>>72195502
>filename
jesus fucking christ how large is your ed miliband folder?

>>72195496
Because they're virtue signalling clowns

They don't put their money where their mouth is

>>72195516
>you will never have teenage sex

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>you now realise because you missed out early on no matter how successful you become you'll always be compensating for it and something you have to cover up/lie about

>>72195435
runt/10

>>72195435
show ribs

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>tfw you grew up with the /brit/ lads

You lads probably know me better than anyone else on the planet, even though I've never met any of you.

>>72195498
>Googling map of uk.

Oh, it was a joke :(
Legendary British humor.

>>72195250
Her parents killed her by accident.

>>72195468
>

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>>72195468

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>>72195621
this desu

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>>72195518
Sorry still don't remember, unless you're the girl that once told me I look like a cross between a skeleton, a ghost and an alien

>>72195532
>not having plenty of images of your husbando

Westlife were unironically good

>>72195455

If you want something close to work then look at apartments in Salford Quays, it's not very lively though. The BBC is there as is Man Utd if you like soccer.

If you want something more suburban and bohemian move to Didsbury or Chorlton

Manchester people are typical northern urban people, lots of working class filth but the city is full of students from all over the place

fuck sake lads, the nice quiet argos near me doesn't have zelda in stock, forcing me go deep into normie territory instead.

>>72195321
sounds like you're bent for your m8 lol

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honestly don't care THAT much about girls. Care a lot more about the fact that I don't have any meaningful friendships and anytime I've ever tried it's me putting in the effort with no return. Except a lad I've known since primary school who stays in contact out of pity.

>>72195553
what about half-teenage sex?
(she is the teenage half.)

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I'm DOUBLE the age most people start shagging. and still a virgin

and my situation only gets worse and worse

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>>72195645

miss the UK where buying a bit of food on a sunday wasn't a massive ballache

>>72195699
Alri Werthers

why do we call black people black and white people white?

white people are more beigey-pink and black people are dark brown

>>72195559

didn't especially want these feels today. I feel like I'm slowly withdrawing from society because I can't relate to anyone anymore.

>>72195699
so like 30? sorry to hear that mate. do you have any friends?

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>>72195684
>Care a lot more about the fact that I don't have any meaningful friendships and anytime I've ever tried it's me putting in the effort with no return

>>72195699
>and my situation only gets worse and worse

>>72195605
Fuck off yank.

>>72195684
me?

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>>72195645
>t.f.w. back in bizness

>>72195654
Working class filth?
I thought working class was something you romanticized in UK.

Maybe Salford then, since it will be close to office.

*makes a new*

>>72195733
>>72195750
sorry lads I've led the thread this way. Just feeling pretty depressed desu. First year of uni and I am friendless apart from people I already knew a bit. And they're basically acquaintances. Must be unironically the biggest tosser on the planet.

>>72195792
Get him janny

>>72195785

You could live in Manchester City Centre itself as well, and get the tram to Salford

>>72195605
humour*

>>72195757
But I'm Danish!

>Windows keeps asking me to use Edge, telling me its better than chrome
>launch it, instantly have 10 popups asking me about what personal details i'm willing to give to Microsoft, whether i want to sign up for their newsletters etc
>Go on 4chan, takes 1 minute to load the page
> try to post, refreshing the captcha causes my entire laptop to freeze for a good 15 seconds

Shan't be using edge ever again.

>>72195816
wow it's a reverse surfa rosa cover

CAPTCHA: Bedford Boonah (sounds nice)

>>72195816
Get him too

>>72195803

same thing happened to me first year, I ended up never going back after the summer holidays.

lads

>>72195857
fuck off

>>72195857
see
>>72195819

I just got owned in the comments section of the huffington post

what time are we cracking into the tins then lads?

>>72195885
source plz

>>72195857
Danes are worse than Germans