/brit/

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>know a lad on my course from school
>in the same tutorial group
>he leaves the room as quickly as possible at the end so he can go sit with his new mates in the next lecture
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

>>72195949
please kill me

>>72195949
no

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kay-on

>>72195974
good post

>>72195970
mwuh x

anyone else love gaping their arsehole, squirting in half a bottle of lube then squeezing it out all over your body?

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turks are STILL butthurt lids

>>72196009
vote wilder

If you took a picture of yourself once in a while you might feel a bit happier :)

>>72195995
pics

>>72196009
>We are going to maintain peaceful relations BY FORCE

keking at turks tbqh

nth for depression

hate daneposters

All I can attract on tinder are girls I would be embarrassed to be seen in public with

I'm awaiting the inevitable zinger/banter

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>tfw mate is half roach
>tfw keep threatening him about the day of the rope

nth for committing suicide before age 30

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crying

>>72196009
I'm not even sure what started the whole situation but good banter lol

nth for algebra

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who /depression/ here?
who /virgin/ here?
who /friendless/ here?

what even happens when you reach 30 and are still a virgin. How could you ever admit to it? Presumably the woman would think you're joking. I'm a lot younger and not sure if I'd be taken seriously

>>72196071
>>72196032
you must be 18 to post here

>>72196101
check
check
shan't

might zing the Aussie

anthem of /brit/: https://youtube.com/watch?v=68cbjlLFl4U

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>praise kek xD

The inventor of the world wide web, Sir Tim Berners-Lee, has unveiled a plan to tackle data abuse and fake news.

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>>72196101
here. I wonder if people I talk to think I have friends and do things

>>72196116
im 28 and haven't had sex in 3 years. pretty much a born-again virgin.

>>72196116
I'm 21 and already have to lie about it

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>>72196117
t. 18 last week

>>72196081
they wanted to come shill for some referendum that could make their president literally hitler and >we said "no"

>>72196123
You couldn't zing your way out of a yank convention mate

>>72196101

high probability
yes
no real, close friends anymore, just work colleagues

is it weird for me to shag a 16 year old if i'm 23?

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>>72196160
seriously don't post things like that you have no idea how annoying that is.

>>72196116

she would think you were joking until she actually tried to engage any physical contact with you. girls have gone to hug me and i've instinctively recoiled away from them, and their brains could not compute

>>72196193
absolute noncery mate

>>72196193
Her parents will murder you and everyone you know will look at you strangely

>>72196193
Reported to the paedo police.

>>72196181
o-oh

>>72196160

oh piss off

anybody else think about suicide but in an existential/curious way? As in there is 0 chance of me doing it tomorrow or this year or the immediate future but it's interesting to contemplate

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>>72196160
24 and I haven't had sex since November 2015

I was going to have sex in December of last year but once we got back to her place she revealed she was married and I bailed. Bitch.

Please send help

only put one sock on because its actually too warm to have socks on but i cænnæ be arsed to take it off again

>>72196193
until the law is changed, you can shag as many 16 year olds as you want. Nobody's going to stop you

>>72196193

scottish fiver mate

legal but frowned upon

>>72196101
dunno
yep
yep

everyone betrayed me. I'm fed up with this world

who /puts takes the teabag out after the milk is in/ here

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>>72196160
>>72196263
FUCK OFF

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>>72195968
>trying to stay friends with your old schoolmates at uni

Fucks sakes la, what are you doing

>>72196032
I love 4chans autism.

genuinely find it difficult to understand people and formulate sentences when speaking

that's what you get for spending your childhood on runescape I guess h-haha

>>72196116

25 yo khhv
you get good at lying, but this has deep lasting effects of your mental health.

>tfw I compulsively lie about nearly every aspect of my life since leaving 6th form out of shame at the state of it

really glad no one ever finds me interesting enough to ask probing questions

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>AHAHA DUDE I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 1 MONTH I'M SUCH A LOSER LMAO
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I thought the real depression hours were much later than this

>>72196020
Alright body, proper chav face.

those black ladybirds with supposed STIs that kill off the native red ladybirds are mating on my window

just gassed them all with some deodorant

(there is genuine advice to kill the black ones because they will kill off the red ones)

>>72196310

that's actually aspergers

>>72196301
I'm not, it's just we're on similar courses so I would think the non autistic behaviour is to be somewhat pleasant to eachother. What he did was just rude.

Reminder that it's very possible you've argued online with this Irish shitposter

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Szw9WW6l5Ng

>>72196343
exCUSE me sir but I have mild tisms and it's easy to speak to people

rorke fc absolutely btfo once again

>>72196333
>real depression
>wah wah wah i haven't had sex :((((
yeah, no

>>72196117
'sheed.

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Proto-gf says she had depression because she still had "feelings" for her ex when she moved to uni.

Wanted to fucking scream in her face, but I repressed it and pretended to sympathise.

Don't think I'll ever be normal ngl.

>>72196343
I know haha

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Hmmmmm

>>72196396

Being a virgin in your 20s is a symptom of severe mental problems, you're failing at your most basic biological purpose

>>72196310
I'm very good at writing but I stumble over my words when speaking a lot

I also have a deep voice so it sounds doubly weird

>>72196424
>adventurous shite

Women make it so easy. Pretend to be spontaneous and they will nosh you off in a fucking heartbeat.

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*block your path*

I know a lot of people has been waiting for me to go for a swim in the ocean. Well today I ask kuyani people who is traditional own of the punge secret healing water if it was o.k for me to go for a swim in it and let me heal my mind and body up. The traditional own of secret healing water giving me the o.k to go for a swim. The secret healing water is a women group. But the traditional elders women a loud me to go for a swim and let me heal my mind and body up.

After having a swim in the secret healing water. It make me realize how important this women secret healing ground is for the kuyani people who trying they best and making a stand against the federal and state government who decided to use this secret healing water to dump nuclear waste on it and around it because of the water.

I well make sure when I reach Canberra I be telling them all that all my people in this big country do not what nuclear waste on our ancients land. The healing secret water was amazing and beautiful to go for swim in and I thank the kuyani elders and people for letting me go for a swim.

>>72196461
Same ffs

Reckon I did way too much reading and not enough speaking at an early age

drug money in my shoe box

Gf had a go at me last night because she feels like she's the boss of the relationship and wants me to start acting like a proper man, putting in more effort, taking charge.

felt quite a bit emasculated ahah

https://twitter.com/sovietfangirl/status/840360342131769344

all non whites must perish

>>72196475
*Notices your post*
*strokes chin*
*Flips open my notepad and begins jotting, resting my pen on my chin in thought halfway through*

hmmm... yes yes

Good morning Mr Magpie. How is your lady wife today?

in culture wars, the side with the sense of humour is the side that wins

>>72196506
Tell her that after she spoke down to you that you've had fantasies of her tying you down and making you choke on her fat cock.

>>72196536
>*Notices your post*
>*twiddles moustache*
my oh my
>*Flips open my thinkpad and begins tapping, resting my chin on my hand in thought halfway through*

>tfw your 28 year old friendless autistic stepsister keeps hitting on you

This really isn't like my Chinese cartoons and I don't much care for it.

sister's birthday tomorrow

haven't got her a present haha

*logs on to amazon prime*

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The effects can vary greatly and may include:

>small testicles (hypogonadism)
>lack of facial, pubic and underarm hair
>poor muscle development
>breast tissue development (gynaecomastia)
>unexplained weight gain, especially on the stomach or trunk
>tiredness and fatigue
>small penis
>disproportionately long arms and legs compared to the length of the body
>taller than average height
>poor concentration
>single crease in the palm (simian crease)
>difficulties with sexual functioning
>speech and learning difficulties – in some cases this can lead to behavioural problems
>sadness, lowered mood or depression.

>>72196581
post stepsister

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>>72196009
good job, foreign political campaigns must be banned in public places, I reckon.
(this isn't yet finished.)

>>72196586
>>72196581
is she cute

scampi, chips and mushy peas for dinner tonight.

>>72196554
then why did the Nazis lose?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=SjD9v9H2UrU

>read some girl's tinder profile
>'I'm a film buff, each week I watch 2 movies'

Whoa

>>72196608
the world teamed up against them

funny how capitalists and communists allied

>>72196592
>>72196602

She's a 5/10 on a good day

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>tfw you realise you're already almost at the age elliot rodger started formulating plans to mass murder people because of his virginity
ah yes

>>72196636
but what is funnier is that Hitler lost

we come we don't have the same sort of superficial rivalry that NY and LA have?

>>72196608
germans aren't known for their humour

>>72196662
He was an unstable half-breed with a incestuous obsession with his mother though

>>72196507
Wew, dey sure is made.

>>72196636
didn't really happen exactly like that to start with Hans

The Molotov-Ribbentrop pact was a thing after all

in the future we'll have machines that will teleport our shit from our bowels straight into the sewers. wont even need to poo one day lads.

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me in the middle

>>72196678
We only have one major city, there's nobody who could compete with London in the same way. It makes all the money, and has all the entertainment and tacky celebrity culture stuff too.

Liverpool & Manchester is close, but on a much smaller scale

>>72196678
Britain's population spread's different. Mancs and Scousers kind of hate each other

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>>72196589

>>72195915
justify that statement.

>>72196725
>gif
fuck off

>>72196589
are you talking about klinefelter syndrome?

Business idea: start a private extermination company that tracks down murderous virgins. Start by hiring people to infiltrate 'boards' and 'forums'.

>>72196705
>It makes all the money,
The rest of the UK combined makes more money than London.

Business idea: a real second city of empire

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>entire wars have been fought over this

Inappropriate or constricted affect (the individual appears cold and aloof);
Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric or peculiar;
Poor rapport with others and a tendency to withdraw socially;
Odd beliefs or magical thinking, influencing behavior and inconsistent with subcultural norms;
Suspiciousness or paranoid ideas;
Obsessive ruminations without inner resistance, often with dysmorphophobic, sexual or aggressive contents;
Unusual perceptual experiences including somatosensory (bodily) or other illusions, depersonalization or derealization;
Vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, over-elaborate or stereotyped thinking, manifested by odd speech or in other ways, without gross incoherence;
Occasional transient quasi-psychotic episodes with intense illusions, auditory or other hallucinations and delusion-like ideas, usually occurring without external provocation.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>72196701
>getting so fat you don't even bother to wash your clothes anymore

not sure if alpha or spastic

>>72196756
Women and wombs are arguably the most valuable resources around.

Business idea: encourage and fund people trying to become cuteboys on /brit/
>inb4 nonce
when I mean boys I don't mean literal underage boys

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http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html

post results

>>72196705

Glasgow - Edinburgh
Cardiff - Swansea
Portsmouth - Southampton
Newcastle - Sunderland
Oxford - Cambridge

We have a shitload of rivalries, LA-NYC isn't even a rivalry, because Americans to their credit aren't as autistic as us when it comes to fighting with someone because they come from 20 miles up the road.

>>72196750
And the rest of the US makes more than New York. You know what I meant.

>>72196805
>to their credit
oh they do try

Am I the only black guy who regularly posts here?

>>72196701
These women always have weird faces. I get uncanny valley from them.

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>>72196801
lmao fuck off abnormie

>>72196859
sup mah nigga

>>72196805
>LA
>NYC
>20 miles up the road

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One on the left

Think I might be in love <3

*cums on you*

not insecure about my virginity because i know a few normies my age and older who are still virgins

reminder: Kim Jong–Nam had more sex than some posters in this thread despite being fat and korean.

>>72196907
This is the right attitude to have. I didn't lose mine until I was 16 and my mates ripped the piss out of me about it for years before I finally lost it. Didn't really bother me because I knew it the tiem would come if I was relaxed about it

>>72196884
she's trouble, stay away

>>72196907
could always get it done in 5 mins with a fatty

then you'll see how much better wanking is

Dad's trial is a week tomorrow and I don't want to attend, but I don't want to tell work that my dad's on trial and I need the day off. What do?

>>72196884
>short hair
>massive glasses

abort abort abort

>>72196956
You're trying to trick me, perfidious Louis!

>>72196722
FENCE THE SCOUSERS! NORTH WEST WAR NOW!

>>72196101

Stormzy

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>>72196608
i laughed

OI LADS

ANY OV YAZ SEEN ME FLAPPY HAT?

>>72196722
>>72196982
Maybe this was true twenty years ago but Manchester has just won at this point. There is no rivalry any more, if anything the rivalry is with birmingham and london.

>>72196968
tell work you're going to the trial but don't actually go and spend the day shitposting with us

>>72196884

You are obliged to impregnate that innocent creature

>>72196722
>Mancs and Scousers kind of hate each other
no we don't

>>72196812
I know you're a spastic

business idea:
cannibal society where we keep female breeding farms and eat the babies
great profit made from 10 minutes and a bit of sperm into a night's meal

>>72196980
trying to save you from the short haired tinder-using 19 yo with lesbian feminist glasses

polishing off last nights el vino

>>72196859
We used to have a paki and a crossdressing halfecaste black so there are probably others.

>>72197039
That doesn't help me achieve any of my objectives desu.

>>72195968
Just go sit with your new mates.

When did /brit/ become /shit/?

reply to this post and i'll take pictures of my big round bum

>>72197069
Can't be any worse than a /brit/ poster using tinder

>>72196507
>get scammed (out of £3)
>don't care because that is LITERALLY nothing to my superior Western wallet

>>72197079
>tfw asked them to post bum thinking they were passable but they didn't
>later see that they were DEFINITELY not passable
Dodged a bullet on that one
>>72197094
post

>>72197087
>replying to the first post of the thread

kys

>>72197064
>10 minutes
9 months m8. Humans are terrible for breeding as food.

>>72197051
you might not because you're not thick

everyone knows about the NW rivalry though and take it dead seriously

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>>72196608

Finally proof Palestine existed before WWII

>>72197095
yes it is, /brit/ is elite

>>72197113
It's my new gimmick lad.

>>72197064
the woman has to eat a lot or the foetus won't grow

>>72196907

t. 18 year old

Come back and spout that shit when you've finished uni and you're still one

>>72197113
How about you come to Wakey and I will punch your nose bone through the back of your skull

>>72196982
Fucking simian manc twats

>>72197031
I agree Manchester is far more relevant but I still hear Scousers moaning about Mancs in Liverpool and some Mancs at uni make Scousers the butt of all their jokes and shit

>>72197051
People do for sure, it's pretty silly but it definitely happens

>>72196968
“My real name is "Zorg Cigánybljad".
I must leave now, my planet needs me.”
play space–o–tronic soundeffefts down telephone.
arrive 1 week later and blame it on a malevolent hypnotist.
you're welcome

Where's the best board for aesthetic/mood/genre photos, pics and gifs to be dumped in threads?

>>72197185
>>>/e/

>>72197178
>>72197123
well, at football stuff I suppose

but only working and lower middle class mongs like football

>>72197185
/wg/ maybe

>>72197199
I unironically browse /e/ regularly 2d is the best desu

just had a couple of smoked salmon and cream cheese bagels with a cup of tea lads
GOAT hangover food tbqhwyf

>>72197160
i'm 22

DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE 8,000 NERVE ENDINGS ON A CLITORIS?

>>72197031

Liverpool is in a far better position than it was 20 years ago and Manchester has a lost a lot of it's relevance. Financially Manchester is better off but culturally Liverpool is a better place to be.

*hacks you*

>>72197222
Hi there, paedophile.

I miss the american gf

it was cute how she'd say "mom" and all of her other americanisms
or how I could playfully bully her when she spelt everything liked a yank

damnit

>>72197209
fuck off tarquin

>>72197218
good shout. Just found this thread, the kind of thing I was looking for

>>>/wg/6866790

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>tfw have to move to Workington in june

>>72197209
>only working and lower middle class mongs
Well... we're talking about Scousers and Mancs. Sound like Tarquin to me lad

>>72197255
Please stop posting shit, you ignorant fuckwit

>>72197031
>If anything the rivalry is between London and Birmingham

So sunni vs shia.

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YOU GOT THE JOB ON A TECHNICALITEH OF A LEGEND WHO RECOMMENDED YUH

>ywn get a house in wageslavetown next to employment hall

>>72196193
Yeah man it is, I'm your age and some girls I know were having a go at me for dating an eighteen year old, like give up sixteen is borderline nonce territory and if she is lying about her age you are fucked mate, not worth it dude date someone in their twenties

>>72197266
>implying
hello 3DPD I'm not a nonce reeeeee

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NoKo literally has a missile called "Nodong".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39244325

>>72197255
Hate Manchester but lmao at this

>>72197336
Because they were jealous you retard

They were probably going out with older lads at that age

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JUST

>>72197296

t. manc cunt

>>72197353
India has a satellite called SCATSAT launched from SDSC-SHART.

The greatest rivalry in this country is Leeds v Bradford

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>"Reported to the paedo police."
>16

London will be 35% White British on the next census

Book it

>>72197405
I believe you mean Southend vs Colchester mate

>>72197387
t. london paki

>>72197353
Nigeria launched their first satellite a few years ago. It was called "Nig-sat 1".

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>>72197398

liverpool, manchester, birmingham and london are all great

at least they're not shitholes like derby or nottingham or anything in west yorkshire

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>>72197209
>"only working and lower middle class mongs like football"

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>at jim
>using one side of cable station for last set of cable lat raises, was using other side for rope pushdowns
>lad in a baseball cap and singlet comes over with his gf while i'm doing lat raises and starts to use the rope without asking to work in (the station is about 6ft across, all my stuff was there and it was obvious i was using it)
>tries to pull the rope down
>can't do it
>throws whole weight into it and can barely pull it down
>lets go and it slams back and half the gym looks over
>i look at the gf and half frown/ half smirk
>she whispers something to the lad and he gives me a dirty look
>is a 4/10 so wouldn't bother unless on a bender anyway
>takes pin out and moves up a couple of slots
>that's too heavy too
>eventually starts to do pushdowns on about half the weight i was using with poor form
>i walk off to do other things

hmm yes
i thought i was dyel but apparently not by norman standards

hope you appreciated my blog post lads

>>72197363
The bbc up to its usual buzzfeed standard.

>>72197476
t. Achmed Al-Saud bin Jabbar

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Does anyone know what this is? I found it yesterday whilst hiking in the peaks.

I think it looks like a mini turbo.

>>72197476
fantastic post, absolutely fantastic post

unfortunately the pro-notts lobby has a sizeable force in /brit/.

>>72197439

Manchester has more Muslims than London though mate

>Manchester 15.8% Muslim
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchester#Demography

>London 12.4%
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_in_London

>>72197476
jamal

>>72197507
>letting him take your machine

you lost mate

>>72197507
>at jim
ruined it immediately

>>72197476
there is not a single major city in the UK that isn't shit with the possible exception of sheffield

prove me wrong

>>72197516

Weed paraphernalia

>>72197543
ALL me

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>>>/gif/10178658

>this thread

Women are fucking animals.

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>>72196801
>tfw normie

>>72197543
luv you <3

>>72197526
>Manchester has more Muslims than London though mate
>232,787 greater than 1,012,823

London paki education

you're all such boring cunts

don't know why i come here

>>72197554
>using one side of cable station for last set of cable lat raises

i was done lad, if he'd asked to work in i would have told him that, i wasn't going to purposefully increase the number of sets i was doing to make a point

>>72197543
All me.

>>72197585
>He says while men (including himself) actively seek out this footage for sexual gratification

>>72197567
I thought that but I've been smoking for years and never seen anything like it. Its rather heavy too.

>>72197476
Glasgow's pretty great to live in

there are no silent nights watching your brothers all dieeeee

>>72197600
fair

>>72197476
mentioned
derby aint really a city though

>>72197594

>Wilfully misunderstanding statistics because the one thing you thought your pathetic shithole of a city had over London turned out to not be the case

SAD!

Spent three months driving around Europe aimlessly and would quite like to tell you all about it but I think I'll wait until the next thread so I can get replies and discussion going.

Waiiit if we're great britain, then who the hell is less britain???

>>72197606
YASSS! =D

GRATE TOAST

Who /brighton/ here? Best city in the UK tbqh

Actual grime artist here. Give me a topic or scenario and I will rap about it.

>>72197664
>muh muslims are a bad thing

fuck off you sikh twat

>>72197676
Irish posters have actively made me stop being a Republican. That's how fucking shit you cunts are.

>>72197673
Brittany in France, you spastic.

>>72197689
you arrive in the northern powerhouse

>>72197689
k-on

>>72197697

RASH

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>>72197558
what the fuck
I'd argue that Liverpool, London and Manchester are all nicer than Sheffield. So too Edinburgh, Bristol, Newcastle, and York and Oxford if you consider them major. Reckon there's more

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>>72197711
when do we take it back

>>72197664
>Willfully denying reality.

Haha, alright then Hamed al-Britani

smoking freebase cocaine ask me anything

>№72197543
this post is nominated for the biggest waste of time on /brit/ for Sunday, 12/03/2017.

I'm glad that most people you meet are pretty moderate and centrist, and that radical anti-white, anti-west, man hating SJWs are a very small percentage of any population, who just happen to have a strong presence online

>>72197697
Rasheed.

>>72197507
there is literally no reason to ever do either of those exercises

>>72197703
D= :c -_-

>>72197746
what happened that led you up to this very moment

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>housemate is fucking gf for about 5th time this weekend

>>72196801
>mfw score more than 80% on five of the categories
that was fu...fu...fun... very funny ahaha

>>72197735
Soon.jpg

Someone explain to me why we let dumb pakis like this guy into the UK>>72197664

RE: 72197751

Don't recall asking for your opinion dickhead

Kind regards
Please consider the environment before printing this post.

>>72197807

Is she hot?

>>72197775
t. SS victim

>>72197807
record it

>>72197476
what is good about birmingham though it's over priced and full of pricks and the public transport is shit

>>72197819
>Please consider the environment before printing this post.

nice touch

>stormzy is a legit renowned artist headlining at music festivals

how the hell did that even happen? seems only a few months back he was just some random grime rapper I thought was just an esoteric /brit/ meme that I never even heard of outside of these threads

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>>72196801

>>72197822
no, strong 5/10

>>72197839
what's the point, i'm sure even the incels on here have heard people have sex before

>>72197858
Middle class white people have loved him for ages

>>72197858
he's pop grime.

>>72197807

>tfw used to be able to hear my hot Indian flatmate cum when she fucked her white boyfriend in halls
>tfw apart from freshers only ever lived with dudes

Used to get me fucking rigid tbqh

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Miss this a bit 2bh

>>72197858
had 1 song that banged and it took off from there

>>72197890
cuck

>>72197890
foy

>>72197853
>print the email anyway
>it takes an extra page because of their obnoxiously long signature
don't know what those mongs think they're achieving

whiskey for brekkie lads

>>72197794
I'm just having a good time

only do it every month or two

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>>72197858
>headlining at music festivals

Ah yes can't wait for that

>>72197894
i like that sloths haircut ngl

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>>72197858

Listen to his album. It will change your life m8

>>72197911
freshers is a term used here too nonce

>>72197858
(((They))) pushed him. Even used the ol' "suffered from racism" angle to do it.

>>72197927
lookin pretty fresh

>>72197908

I'm white though

>>72197925
boring normie: the festival

>>72197858
you're getting way too big for your bewts

>>72197858
festivals jump on anyone who appeals to middleclass kids as for most of them that's their customer base. Next you'll see Sophie B or little T headlining at Reading.

>>72197914
we know, we see the flag

>>72197955
still a cuck

>>72197925

I might pop over for that

>>72197940
>dudes
foy

>>72197890
What in God's name did that sound like?

>>72197925
Only heard of Mumford & Sons and I fucking hate them.

>>72197858
stormzy can at least rap

there's big names out there like tempa t with no talent and would be robbing hubcaps right now if he didn't get extremely lucky. grime is a joke

>friend of a friend has an electric car
>has to download a film before his drive that he does twice a week so he has something to watch while his car charges

y tho

what countries make up central europe in your opinion lads?

switzerland
austria
liechtenstein
czech republic
austria
germany
slovenia

yeah?

>>72197925
probably the worst line-up i've ever seen at a festival. 189.50 Euros and you can't even camp lmao

>>72197999
WON'T GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

>sleeping with a girl casually
>don't want to be her boyfriend as i'm planning to move to london soon but don't tell her just keep hanging out
>she tells me she doesn't want a relationship but still wants to keep having sex
>suddenly starts calling me her friend
>for some reason this genuinely upsets me
what is wrong with me feels bad

>>72197718
>>72197718
Hol up senpai, I just got a call from Mio,
She be tellin me she want me, she wanna come and see oh,
Tellin me she want me cocky, eat this chocolate stick like pocky,
Pull them stripe panty down, and ride on dis mandem jocky

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https://youtu.be/CbnLIf-S5PY

>>72197999

Google Tippa T. It will change your life.

>>72198019
central europe is a meme

>>72197673
Ireland or Wales.
Mikro-Britannia is Ireland

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain#Derivation_of_.22Great.22

https://gd.wikipedia.org/wiki/A%27_Chuimrigh
«a' Chuimrigh (Cuimris: Cymru, Gàidhlig na h-Éireann "An Bhreatain Bheag")»

An Bhreatain Beag (The Little Britain)

>Ireland uses Euros

always laugh at this. the cucks.

>>72198038
please don't violate her

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>>72197957
>>72197996
they're all shite
>>72198021
last year wasn't any better, well it was slightly better

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Just snotted out another part of my pineal gland. Reckon I'm going to be ded soon. ;_;

>>72196801
Now I know what I act like such a narcissist

reeee my dad wants me to go outside and help him with something reeeeeeee roooooooooooo

>>72198072
hows that sterling at the mo hun x

>>72197925
Catfish and the Bottlemen are pretty good live, though they did show up late to the festival here so they got cut off mid set.

Didn't know Mac Miller was doing any shows right now.

Mumford and Sons can get fucked. Don't know the rest.

>>72198072
enjoy your worthless monopoly money when you brexit lmao

>>72198019
>Central Europe

it's called the Midlands mate

>>72198104
stop

>>72198083
>That lineup isn't any better than the fucking shitshow of this year
You are delusional.

>>72198019
central europe is the bits of europe that are sort of russian but not really fully russian like poland and prague

>>72198104
>>72198119
wew quite triggered are we padraig

>>72198101
I HATE THIS

HATE IT

>stand there like a mong for an hour whil all you are doing takes about 5 min total

>>72198104
at least were not using Germany's currency have fun getting more diversity by the EU

>>72198104
Swimmingly. A real currency for a real country, you wouldn't understand, eu province 9.

>>72198101
Enjoy it while you can m8 won't have the chance to do dad projects with him forever.

>>72198083

Top quality lineup desu