/asean/ - chink chang keling manuk cingkleung cindeten

pertalite

thread music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srbj96AUUCs

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>Be Dutdut supporter
>Uncle using shabu
>Will probably get tokhang soon

Do i tell them to plant hidden cams and help LP to take down these DDS and Duterte?

Help

>>72192579
How's Nier?

Hi Doraemon! How are you doing in ASEAN?

>>72192598
Just accept the tokhang. 'tis the fate of a dutdut supporter.

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>>72192598
get hidden cams, you'll be famous. Imagine, only a few people in history get to singlehandedly destroy a government administration

>>72192601
Fantastic, I'm on my second playtrough now. Gotta get dem endings.

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>>72192631
In other news: where is Evangelion?

>>72192651
Nice. Would it be alright if I never played the first one?

Fuck i just replied to some cunts in the old thread

>>72192712
Sure, I myself only played like barely 1/3 of the first one.

>tfw I refused my siblings offer to have quality time with them for siesta.
Now Im alone in my house and lonely.

>>72192585
aku's daughters are cute

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>>72192782
lmao, I'm siesta and chilling with them right now. Feels gud to be a lawfag mang, you get all the biches ;^)

>>72192631
can't wait for 2nd ep. I hope samurai jack won't shave his beard and hair

Started playing nier

>>72192936
Enjoy the ride senpai

Started playing with my dick. What am I in for?

>>72192997
Disappointment

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>>72192533
BOA EDAN!!

>>72192847
Kek. They're in a water spa. The reason I didn't come with them is im conscious of my body.
Hoped they're enjoying the sauna and massage now.

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>>72192632
>>72192636
My mom said let them get tokhangd
oh well

>>72192598
They are making an excuse now that the cams got broken or something


This is a shitty obvious falseflag tho

>>72193080
Your slutty mom should get tokhang as well

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>>72192997
kontol is firends

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>>72193069
Oh yes, they are enjoying it.

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Totally forgot its season for cherry trees to blossom. Have the trees in the rest of Asean started producing flowers?

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>>72193182
Yes, our mosquitoes are back in the streets again.

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>>72193172
My imotous are pure. They would not go out with a lewd lawfag like you.

>>72192632
Are the police involved in the kidnapping and murder off hat Korean in jail already? Btw

https://www.rt.com/news/374091-businessman-killed-philippine-police/

>>72193288
I doubt they are. But they probably got into huge shit for fucking over so many cops.

>>72193194
It's gonna be okay, Malaysia

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>new Grand Blue that hasn't been translated
Great.

I'll going to Thailand to be gangraoed again.

>>72193194
LET IT GO
LET IT GO

Does quitting rice will give me six pack abs?

>>72193548
No. >>>/fit/

What is a tohkang?
Some sort of rehab medication?

Is learning Fukien easy? I need it to when I haggle with chinks in Divisoria and 168.

>San Bartolome Novaliches
>400 7604

>>72193748
Stop stalking us

>>72193258
tell your sis to turn down the wattpad

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Can any /bali/ niggas tell me anything about Jimbaran???

>>72193694
if you ask, then you can't make it.

flipbros,whats the most famous restaurant in there?

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>>72193748
>check phone number
>kumon

Who the fuck needs that anyway?

>>72193970
Mang inasal

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>>72193970
Jollibee

>>72193970
Jollibee

>>72193377
eat in Pad Thai Thip Samai. They got the best Pad Thai and it's cheap. Just come early.

>>72192847
Is that in Malaysia or in UK?

>>72193999
It's working tho. My imotou passed the Philippine Science High School.
Now she feeding our whole familia with 500pesos monthly.

>>72194076
It looks povvo wherever it is

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>>72194085
>got 3 imouto
>waste thousands for kumon
>1500 monthly

>>72194030
>>72194035

No chains pls

>>72192847
spooky. I have that same table

>>72194085
>>72194148
I though Kumon is for kids with autism

>>72193970
https://www.maxschicken.com/
Max's
Not too expensive yet not cheap
And they serve actual food

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>>72193258
That cookies in your table is bad for your teeth

>>72194206
I dunno. It works tho. ISO Certification is not a joke tbqh.

>>72194232
I see,how about Kenny Rogers? Is it good?

>>72194238
Says who?

NORTH KOREA IS FUCKED GUYS.

http://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2017/03/12/raja-bomoh-protects--malaysia-from-north-korea/

>>72193970
maginahawa street

its a street full of unique resto and dont forgot to write "marcos pa rin" in their freedom boards

>>72194277
My sides, this guy is so chuuni.

>>72194277
Crisis averted

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>>72194277
but that means I can't have a malaysian refugee to host and take care of

>>72194277
Malaysia Stronk!

B O L E H
O
L
E
H

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>>72194148
>ROI for Kumon and your imouto is 12 years without including inflation and transportation expense

What a very long term investment

>>72194148
>Have 3 imouto waste 216k pesos for 3 years in kumon not including transpo expense.
fugg

Just make everyday math problems for your imouto you only waste time and paper and ink
>repetitio est mater studiorum

>>72194277
>tfw never launch coconut missile cannon at NK

>>72194445
oops first quote is for >>72194085

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>>72194277
>Malaysia sends army and attacks North Korea
>Flips sneak atack from behind claiming Sabah and probably entire Malaysia why not.

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>>72194076
Philippines

>>72193258
there is absolutely nothing wrong with being a lewd lawfag, you'll have two nephews soon enough ;^)

>>72194535
>Implying raja Bomoh the coconut god will allow filthy bisayans to invade Sabah

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>>72194445
>>72194465
Anything must work for my retirement plan.
Also, you need to add her violin lessons and review centers that she took before passing Phi Sci.

>>72194076
Malaysia

We live in huts

>>72194621
>tfw your sister is better than you at everything
How does it feel anon?

>>72194076
That is in Malaysia

Which ASEAN has the coolest anthem?
Brunei?
Cambodia?
Indonesia?
Laos?
Malaysia?
Myanmar?
Philippines?
Singapore?
Thailand?
Vietnam?

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>>72193970
If you don't include the fast food meme ones like jollibee
Then its Max's Chicken or maybe Nipahut
They serve actual food and not packaged burgers

>>72194652
Haven't heard the other ones so I'll vote Indonesia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc2dG7uMlhA

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>>72194277
Electric boogaloo

>>72194535
Just a goodwill visit to "Filipinos" living Malaysia

>>72194277
Honest question:
Did any of his "magic" ever worked?

>>72194262
I assumed you mean flip OC

>>72194604
And you have the audacity to crop my feet up in my imotou's pic.
I'll tell her to stay away from lawfags and anyone in public office.
They're known to have several mistresses in the side.

>>72194642
Feels good knowing I'll be leeching onto them if my life plan fails.

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>>72194652
Play this with earphones on and full volume, you'll see why this is the best anthem. You will cry due to severe dose of patriotism, even if you're not a kraut.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_6AQA4uzD0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Zk6eXvCiuo

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>>72194277
STOP MALAYSIA

>>72194739
Did any of his "magic" ever work?*

Sama2

>>72194803
That doesn't sound patriotic.

>>72194652
MALAYSIA

>>72194652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As015aEemCE

Stop eating coconut milk rice, Malaysia.

>>72194652
Malaysian, Singaporean, Bruneian, Cambodian and ours are boring.

Filippino one sounds fun. Myanmar's anthem is actually unique. The rest are decent.

>>72194879
thakn U grammer natzies for have fixend my gremmerz,

>>72194803
https://youtu.be/a7mbwo4rSFU

Better quality

>>72194896
noice animation, it rustled my jingoistic self

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>tagalogs
more like tangalogs
lol

>>72194945
What do you think of South Vietnam's national anthem?

>>72194985
this is what I was talking about

>>72195043
Boring ass, just like the one we have now.

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>>72194917
You can't stop me!

>>72195053
https://youtu.be/8uIPG-UrANM

Here then

>>72194896
>first comment is "we are philippinos"
>can't even spell it right
Fucking 2nd gens.

how do I make chicken rice?

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>>72193940
Jimbaran is quite nice t b h. If you plan going there, I'd suggest you visit there for dinner. It's quite nice to have a dinner with your family at the beach.
The foods are also great in my opinion. Be aware of high tide, tho.

>>72194739
I doubt the guy can even use a santau curse on someone, he is just a self proclaimed shaman king.

>>72195202
Go away 9GAG

>>72195109
>tfw you will never a French gf who has been a victim of the Nazi occupation, who is now singing the German national anthem with the "uber alles" (above the rest) in front of a crowd of Germans after the war
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmheo9bePH8

>>72195176
>santau curse
Is this the name of Coconut magic?
What sort of sorcery is this?
Most important, is this even "legit" magic?

what kind of awesome tropical illnesses do you have in ASEAN?

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>>72195106

Oh Gott, they've arrived.

>>72195295
berak-berak

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>>72195306

>>72194704
Desu Indonesia Raya will be great if it's only 2nd and 3rd stanza. The 1st stanza is a meh.

>>72195295
Malaria.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGrxHO-B2TY
>hear this in a distance
wat do?

>>72195306
It must be a perk business wise to be a black man in Malaysia. People want exotic African food?

>>72195295
I'm afflicted with Sexomnia,I cannot sleep unless I fuck your mum

>>72195295
Kebesaran kontol.

>>72195295
tulo

>>72195351
https://youtu.be/9qM1IkXFAQ0

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>>72195351
>you hear it in the distance
>drums and fifes
>small red men in a column in the distance
>they come closer
>the their music gets louder like thunder
>you see them, Grenadiers!
>you hear them tow, row, row, row, row
>no choice, but to sing "Rule Britannia"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

>>72195343
Really?
It's been a long time since the last time I sang this song on every Monday.

>>72195456
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QvyLkdl1_s
Starts from 1:31

So Lenileaks and Nagaleaks are dead now?

>>72195315
Interesting.

>>72195346
Fuck I hate Malaria

>>72195369
Don't be an Oedipus son.

>>72195392
>oversized dick
>asean

>>72195421
Do you get this from sluts?

I hoped for exotic viruses that force you into some zombie shit or eat brains of worms.

>>72195355
He is not black. He is Chindian.

>>72195454
do you play Napoleonic wars?

>>72195273
Nobody uses coconuts for rituals, only incense. The guy is just a clown
Santau is a curse placed on someone, its practically extinct here so you need to find someone in Sumatera to do it for you. Last I heard about magic was a robber called Mat Komando (Commando guy) and his invisibility spell.
>>72195295
The usual malaria and dengue

>>72195527
Malaria is old and busted. Dengue flu is the new hotness.

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>>72195585
I only play when I'm on term break

>>72195527
Thousands of people were dead because of malaria every year.
Some of them were people that were close to me.
Protip: use mosquito repellent and avoid dirty places

Nah. This is the most dangerous illness currently
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJYLDztEy8A

Suharto is best mechanics. Suharto is best.

>>72195656
How does Malaria prevention work?
Is it always deadly?

>>72195527
we actually have higher resistance to viruses since they breed much often here

Its actually you should be worried that some whitey manage to get some disease here and spread there

>>72192598
this is what dutdut supporters deserve.

>>72195769
>you should be worried that some whitey
Yes I am a whitey and I am worried. That's why I want to know what to expect and read up how to deal with it.

>>72195762
I have seen edgier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIXUgtNC4Kc

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Help me

>>72195762
Does he realize that she becomes a living meme?
Or she's just attention whore?

>>72195764
Use mass mosquito repellent, but only when there are people in that area who gets sick.
I never see someone who get Malaria in my area, dengue flu in other hand is the reverse.

>>72195591
People here "do magic" only because they believe it would make them rich.
Pesugihan, babi ngepet, and pelihara tuyul, etc.
>invisibility spell.
I've heard of a guy who would go naked and do robbery in the night because he thought that it would make him invisible.
Guess what happen next.

If you meet stangerd thru mobile apps, then you are a degenerate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgz8ybG6l-U

>suddenly feels nostalgic

>>72193940
malaysian terrorists bombed that place on 2002

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>>72195764
The health ministry,city council or the army goes fogging several times a year or if there is a case.
Several hundred dollars fine if larvae found in your business premises.

>>72195940
jempol gan wkwkwkwkwk

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>>72195762
Really makes you think that she's used to be this cute and beautiful.

>>72195840
You should kill yourself if you're still playing dota months after the 7.00 patch

>>72195764
>Suharto
>That tyrant who rules for 36 years
It's B. J. Habibie you Kraut!

>How does Malaria prevention work?
We used to gas them!
Like you did with jews!
http://health.kompas.com/read/2016/02/05/120000523/Ini.Penyebab.Fogging.Tak.Ampuh.Basmi.Nyamuk.DBD

>>72196015
only chinks hate soeharto

>>72195999
that is too bad
Bea is still nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA2B4d4Daik

>>72195762
What is wrong with today generation?

>>72195859
>Does he realize that she becomes a living meme?
>Or she's just attention whore?
Yes to both question.

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Tomorrow I will start dieting

Tonight I will feast myself with 3 pieces of spicy fried chicken first

>>72196128
>Tomorrow I will start dieting
bullshit
aint gonna happen

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>bisayans

More like shitsayans

What do they call mat rep and minah in the Philippines

>>72196128
>M'laysia
>Diet
Sedapnye ayam goreng!
Betul Betul Betul!

>>72195959
OOhh this technic is new to me. Just read up on DDT and fogging.

Interestind and very effective.

>>72196128
Quit eating coconut milk rice, ok?

>>72196189
Tsong ba't mo pinagkakalat picture ko?

>>72195811
This is edgier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1F5ewZBfck

>>72196219
sehr gut

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>>72196128
>Malaysia
>Diet
KEKs

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>Suharto signing his agreement to be subservient to his new globalist overlords (IMF)
Such a great portrayal of a master servant relationship, hehe

>>72196242
Are you trying to force me to not eating the most delicious rice product in the world?
It's against my right to eat anything I want, you fucking statist.

>>72196196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIR0V5gK13g

https://youtu.be/QbpVAW3mH6U

[NOSTALGIA INTENSIFIES]

>>72196289
at least our data are honest. you'll never get real data from an indon because of muh good image

>>72196353
Is critism of Suharto even allowed in Dutch Indochina?

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>going to watch Rozen Maiden
What should I expect? Other than Mami Kawada singing the OP.

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>>72195664
get on my level m8.
I don't play NW often though. Mostly single player stuff like 1257AD. I play only on weekend.

>>72196430
I have a friend who always spergs out about the mods when it comes to that game.

>>72196421
Tfw im on the second frame/stage now. ;__;

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>>72196400
Yeah, our penis is superior too :^)

>>72196353
soeharto gave the first redpill on how evil rothschild
fucker single handedly destroyed our economy
we will never recover forever

>>72196403
Not anymore after reformation '98.
Heck you could make a joke.. I mean criticize the president freely. Well but "could", now it's not.

>>72196353
Suharto is a capitalist cocksucker, he let foreign companies to suck our natural resources. Sukarno is the best president, too bad CIA and their plot to topple his regime succeeded.
>>72196403
>Dutch Indochina
It is Indonesia you Kraut, Indochina was a French colony.

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>>72195940

Why Malay so horrible?

>>72196430
I got 1257AD as well. I also play GoT and Phantasy Calradia, great mods

>>72196459
He probably autistic. [spoiler]Just like me[/spoiler]

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>>72195897
The guy is a literal action hero, jumping from a car diving into ravines, disappearing into jungle, canine units couldn't pick his smell and car chases in a 6month nationwide police ops.
Until his henchman betrayed him, the UTK surrounded his house and he challenged them to a gunfight instead of surrendering before taking a shotgun to the chest.
Till today the 2million he robbed was never recovered.

>>72196354
Yes. Coconut rice will be haram for you guys.
I will ensure it.

>>72196478
*gave me

>>72196487
GoT is great but
>you stumble and fall
fuck that shit

>>72196471
>sampled from PNG
yeah right

>>72196483
>Not anymore after reformation '98.
*door knocks*
*it's petrus*
*suddenly anon goes missing*

>>72196484
Young Soekarno was indeed good president, but old "gommie" Soekarno was shit. Soeharto was the same, young Soeharto was good president, but old Soeharto was shit.
But after that we got all shit presidents, well mega is the worst though.

>>72196484
>Indochina was a French colony.
French Indochina is Vietnam.

But well I'll call you Dutch East Indies if it makes you feel better.

>>72196421
What? She didn't sing the OP for that show.

>>72194277
I really hope malaysia gets nuked

>>72196557
Petrus is ded, but I hope it revived again to kill all gommies and libtards.

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If /asean/ had the opportunity to take the blue pill and be in 1st grade Elementary again with all the memories and knowledge you have right now, would you leave your life now and re-live it all again?

>>72196526
>tfw Lannister armour is always too OP, they will always win over Tully/North
Only downside of the mod.

malayxia chokes on all england final
ahahahahhahahahaha

>>72196421
>>72196468
stage 2 as well ;__;

>Best sisig is tofu sisig.
Prove me wrong, Bisayans.

Do Indonesians still like Suharto? Given how he killed all those Chinese and Papuans.

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>>72196501
Delet this

>>72196558
>mega is the worst though
It's the blind guy and his "liberal" reformation.

>>72196626
But I like Soeharto because he killed Chinese and Papua "people."

>>72196626
>>72196626
>Given how he killed all those Chinese and Papuans.
why would we hate him because of that? we are grateful for it

>>72196566
I couldn't tell, it's all the same shit.

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>>72196640
It's my life mission to ban this food from existence.
I'll meme this until no more.

>>72196620
>going through mandatory Education again
No thanks mate.

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>>72196640
>dat pic
kek

>>72196563
Why don't you just annex Tuliplands?
You'll do the world a favor.

>>72195940
kek

>>72196691
KEK

>>72196620
Yeah I'll take it, maybe I can prevent my father's death.

>>72196620
Part of me wants to go back. I just don't know m8. Being adult sometimes sucks.

Yeah, that armour is too OP. I think you could tweak the armour stats using Morgh's editor.

>>72196558
exactly this
young seoharto > young sekarno >>> old soekarno = old soeharto >>>>> turd >>>>>>> megawati

>>72194974
Yor welcum m80, any time

>>72196626
Meanwhile Vietnamese-backed Lao government have been Killing Hmong since 1975 for being US collaborators.

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>>72196719
Why are you that desperate?
Why do you try to ban that delicious rice product in the world?

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Would you fuck a doll?

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>>72196966
>dat pic
kawaii :3

>>72196889
This again?
Your insistence is quite admirable Misaofan-chan desu!

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can you guess which one malaysian team is?

>>72197062
DOTA

>>72196813
>young seoharto > young sekarno >>> old soekarno = old soeharto >>>>> turd >>>>>>> megawati
My brother. Agree 100%.

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>>72196128
You dont even need to diet man, just avoid softdrinks and just go to gym.

Diet is bullshit, believe me.

>>72196731
Tuliplands is Germanies best friend.
Sorry you had to suffer from them but we will always like them.

>>72197017
with a penis
yes

without
maybe if im drunk

>>72197062
The first one of course. Chinese here are southern chinks, they have 3 word names, northern chinks have 2 word names.

>>72197062
this is what indon could have been if soeharto had not been our president
thanks soeharto

>>72197201
>>72196813
Muh african friend.

>>72197217
>we will always like them.
And Hitler loved them so much, he let them join Großgermanisches Reich.

>>72197217
why germany has many chinks?

>>72197530
Not many chinks here bedides the 100 million chink tourists in munich an Neuschwanstein.

>>72194085
>Philippine Science High School
Good shit right there. I don't regret those years.

>>72196889
Lao revolution when?

kontol just an illusion

>>72194206
This
>>72197597
Do they even contribute to actual science like how many research have done?

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>>72197675

>>72197675
Just because yours is in microscopic scale doesn't mean that it doesn't exist.

>>72197631
Considering how very brutal the Vietnamese-backed Lao government is like, there's no better choice other than launching a rebellion that will inevitably indirectly devolve into a war. Expect the fall on communism to end up being like the fall of Saddam Hussein in Iraq or parts of Subsaharan Africa.

>>72197727
Have they*

>>72197675
>kontol
Kantot

i want a gf tbqh
hehehe

>>72195764
>Is it always deadly?
Early treatment works but if someone have G6PD then its absolute death since taking anti malaria medication will burst their blood cells.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glucose-6-phosphate_dehydrogenase_deficiency
So you either choose to die from infected blood cells or take medication and die from exploding red blood cell.

>Read all Indo social media & online news' comment sections
>Full of pointless debates & hate speeches
>All of those hate speeches & debates mostly triggered by some random fuckers
>All people who went apeshit also too easy to get triggered
No wonder Dutch's colonization lasts for 350 fucking years.

>>72197727
PSHS is its just college tier highschool

>>72197801
>implying we don't have that as well
It's in our ancestor's blood indon

>>72197761
I don't know of any dissidents or social unrest occuring at the moment so I doubt that would be happening soon.

>>72197727
Pre K-12 we used to have research subjects for juniors and seniors. Researches that prove to be really good are presented overseas.
PSHS is also a bit more liberal than most schools, and people with ideas are often given the opportunity to do so.

>>72197806
Pretty much, yeah.

One thing to note is that Pisay grads are given a huge bump when calculating their UPCAT scores

>>72197801
those happen in america as well

>>72197801
The internet makes people stupid.

>>72197852
Remember the 1999 democracy protests that had 5 of the leaders of Lao Students Movement for Democracy arrested (one of which died 2 years later)? Or about the 2009 protests that had a dozen of protesters arrested as well? Go google it now if you're interested:

http://nvdatabase.swarthmore.edu/content/laotians-campaign-democracy-and-release-political-prisoners-1999-2003

>>72197795
But arent people with G6PD highly resistant or immune to malaria?

>>72198022
Yo, tell me about when and why your country take Turk refugee?

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Post yours, /asean/
http://spekr.org/

>>72198112
diam lah sepet

>>72198022
It doesn't eliminate the chance anon.
If you suffer from G6PD and somehow got malaria, prepare to say goodbye to your loved ones.

>>72198156
dia sepet abeh ape kau

>>72196966
Because it shouldn't exist. I don't know how to explain it without damaging your brain but Coconut rice will destroy this timeline in the future.
Trust me on this.
t. Juan Titur

>>72198014
Okay, I see. But from what Ive read, there werent that many people involved. Only about 300 or so, definitely not enough people to be angry at the government. Whats interesting is that theyre students. Young people. Probably fed up with the current situation.

>>72198112
>100 questions
Nope. That's just too much.

>>72197866
Gibe tips on how my imotou can get her PhiSci diploma.

>>72198285
Such a beautiful, yet will destroy the world.
It's a tempting food, yet a dangerous food
Maybe if the world ends because of that, I'm okay with that.

>>72198082
In the economic boom after the WWII was a lack in workers.
In the 60s Germany signed contracts to recieve guest workers (Gastarbeiter). 500.000 from Portugal, 1 Million from Italy and 2 Million from Turkey. It was also important to prevent a wage increase through increased pressure in the jobmarket. The Germany economy is a ever being fight to prevent high wages (otherwise we would have been Switzerland tier already long ago).

The contract wrote that after their work was done the guest workers return home. This was changed later because Germans already back then didn't know how to make children. So the turks stayed, their families joint them in Germany and new ones got the opportunity to come here.
Now we have 4 million turks of wich 2 millions are still turkish citizens (some als german citizens at the same time).

Most Portoguese went back home after own will, same with Italians.

But desu, turks are ok.

>>72198296
But student revolution worked in our country, as in 1998 revolution.
Students occupied the parliament building and forced the current president who reigned for 36 years to resign after putting this country in a state of economical chaos.
Then again, in this revolution many Chinese was massacre and beheaded by revolutionaries because of racial sentiment.

>>72197866
Like what?
What research are they known for medical, agri?
Did they discover something?

Or are they just science by name

>>72198434
You're implying like that's a bad thing.

>>72198434
cina kaya
amoi cantik

>>72198406
fucking study. For comparison, 1st year 1st semester to 2nd year 1st semester subjects people take in UP Diliman was spread throughout four years back in my time (no doubt it will be now 6 years plus additional) and often people fail those subjects in UP. Being smart won't get you anywhere, you need to be studious, too.

>>72198453
It can be about anything. A running joke is the usage of malunggay in everyday because it's everywhere. It can be about technology, medicine, agriculture, chemistry, anything.
But honestly don't expect much from HS research when comparing them to undergrad researches. Pisay teaches you to appreciate STEM so that when you're in uni, you have a headstart.

>>72198434
t. michael santoso

>>72198408
It will cause your future leader in 2048 a heart attack after year of eating coconut rice. This will lead this to a civil unrest and Malaysia and Newly formed Aboriginal Federation of Oceania to balkanized Indonesia leading to destabilization of ASEAN.
This will literally destroy your country.
You've been warned.

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>>72198022
Only resistant.
Also probably most exotic disease although this one is our Ebola.
Nipah virus, named after Nipah river in Malaysia.
With no known vector nor cure and risk of spreading to 60% of the country population, international airport and a busy shipping lane we went final solution.
Soldiers in protective gear went around the country hunting down every pig and killed more than a million in the piggy holocaust. One bullet one pig as they used to say.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henipavirus

>>72198573
Oh so they are just science by name

>>72198434
Perhaps. But the Lao government seems to be a lot stricter on dissidence. The student dissident movement seems to be a lot smaller in Laos and a lot more contained. In Indonesia, it seemed to be happening across the country. The military also seems to be a lot more unified than it did in Indonesia (Prabowo and Wiranto power struggle?) Correct me if im wrong, i only glanced through an article in wikipedia.

>>72198585
>Aboriginal Federation of Oceania
kek

>>72198644
Not just in name. There is heavy emphasis in science subjects. Ordinary high schools have one science subject + computer science but in Pisay we had four (including computer science) each year. You also got college algebra for mathematics. Honestly I am not familiar with the new curriculum when K+12 rolled out but I guarantee it's worth the time

what do people living in the islands of the pacific ocean think about us?

>>72198673
Close enough, the fall of Suharto was also instigated by nation-wide demand of resignation. Moreover, he seemed to have lost the favor of the military, which is why this revolution didn't devolve into mass massacre. Thus, the students' occupation of parliament building.
But despite many of his atrocities, he did not receive any kinds of punishment.

>>72198112
>Post yours, /asean/
Here's mine:
"You support a balance of economic and cultural freedom moderated with state-imposed restrictions on both. You oppose political changes which would shift society away from paradigm"

>>72198750
Do they even work or are working on n Anything? Like even just rice?

Just by looking at wiki alone of the alumnis, its not really looking good

>>72198971
In layman terms please.

>>72199015
I played normally by answering all 100 questions and all I got is that I had the ideology of centrism leaning a little towards left.

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don't insult mega, she is the best indonesia's female president

>>72198673
To be fair, Laos itself is currently controlled by the Vietnamese government and doesn't have a lot of thoughts of its own. Gotta quote some words from the 1997 "Against the secret military occupation of Laos by Vietnam and massive abuses of human rights":

"Vietnam installed a puppet government in Vientiane over which they maintained complete control, enforced by a substantial presence of Vietnamese soldiers, military advisors and secret police. Lao embassies in other countries were controlled by Vietnamese supervisors so that Laos could be given the external appearance of an independent country. Huge numbers of political prisoners have been and regularly continue to be secretly executed. On 15th October 1996 Mr Thongsouk Saysangkhi, a former Vice-Minister in the Vietnamese- installed government, died in a concentration camp as a result of gruesome torture in retribution for calls for political pluralism. Many tens of thousands (possibly hundreds of thousands) of Lao citizens have been secretly murdered under Vietnamese occupation.

Since the opening up of the country to foreign investment in 1988 western countries have conveniently ignored the secret occupation of Laos by Vietnam and the gross violations of human rights, in their scramble to exploit immense riches in almost totally undeveloped natural resources including gold, hydroelectric power, gemstones, oil, timber, and a huge range of minerals."

"Khamthay Siphandone and his government enjoy a very flattering image in the world's media as a benign and well-intentioned government valiently trying to steer their country of poor people slowly but surely towards economic development. Meanwhile he is a multi-millionaire growing fatter every day on the contracts with companies from Australia, Japan, and many other western countries for the rape of natural resources from Laos. Is it any wonder that western governments continue to flatter him and appease him?"

>>72199081
>Centrism
And I thought that you were liberal, Misaofan.
>>72199082
The ONLY.
Then again Americans chose an orange clown rather than the first female president.

>>72199082
She's dumb as shit.
Not even hardcore Jokowi fag & Ahok fag disagree with me about it.

>>72198984
there are a lot of alumni, some working overseas, some working here. you dont see their names in the internet but I assure you they have made big contributions to Philippine STEM

If the power of democracy will come in Laos, I did wrote a pastebin story about it:
http://pastebin.com/ZQiSwHRD

>>72199082
Damn, I just realized that she has Mao haircut.

>>72199274
>implying my cucktolic school isn't better

>>72199294
democracy is a mistake.

>>72199169
Yeah, I've seen the Laos is a vietnamese puppet thing on many Khmer Nationalist sites. It is a pretty common belief here and is one of the underlying reasons to the strong vietnamese resentment.

The funny thing is that our government was originally a vietnamese puppet. They've strayed away since.
>>72199294
Are you the same French girl I was posting to? If so, it is surprising how dedicated you are to Laos.

>>72199311
up to you to decide, buddy

>>72199294
>http://pastebin.com/u/MisaoFan
Misaofan, you are really, REALLY...
.
.
.
unique?

>>72199274
Like what and who? There's only one doctor on that list and he studied and works in the usa

>asean passport

Scary

>>72199391
>Are you the same French girl I was posting to?
I am. I'm currently dedicating some discret researchs in Laos to make sure that the Vietnamese-controlled dictatorship will not last very long. [spoiler]I regularly visit Royal Lao Government in-exile's account on Fuckbook and made losts of posts on it every month, but so far there are only like, around 3,000 likes and follows.[/spoiler]

>>72197591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62sU8VjUh84
https://youtu.be/YKVszp-EqB0

Hmm?

>>72199499
>fuckbook
Um. Facebook?

>>72199398
Same person desu.

>>72198809
>think
They don't, all they do is some tourism, check lobster cage, play rugby, eat coconut heavy diet and sex all day.
There is no point in education when there are no job prospect in small island where money is useless.
They don't even have security forces, Australia/NZ is their navy who goes there to blow up WW2 munitions.

>>72199554
[[spoiler]]Yes.[[/spoiler]]

>>72199467
>Federal Republic of South East Asia

>>72199507
So you think that there are German chinks make yotobe videos we are fool of them?

There is a little japanese minority in Düsseldorf.
And many Vietnamese in specially in eastern Germany.

>>72199604
You know what it would be better?
Federal Republic of Southeast Asia:
Indonesia, Myanmar, Philippines, Singapore, Vietnam

Southeast Asian Confederation (monarchy):
Brunei, Cambodia, Laos (if it ever returns like it used to be before 1975), Malaysia and Thailand

>>72199172
i was being sarcastic and
oh, u dont know me

>>72199302
(you)

>>72199169
>>72199294
Anon, are you really a french girl?
Why don't you hang out with other french anon on /int/.
I will not feel comfortable at all to hang out with random people from the other region.
Otherwise you're really unique person just like what he (>>72199398) said.

Anyway, about this (>>72189108)
I'll try it but not this time around. I have a lot of things to do.

>>72199447
Like what I said don't even bother with that list because it does not include everyone and honestly speaking I don't even remember their names lmao

>enjoy CCS platinum op for years now
>learned today it was song by Maaya Sakamoto and produced by Yoko Kano
Huh, I didn't see that coming.

>>72199698
I came here only because I assume there are still anime lovers (I myself am).

As for Matoi, good luck trying to watch it soon, looking forward to see what do you think of it.

>>72199662
Will they take in Poo in Loo refugees to be the EU of Asia?

>>72198951
Ramly will get you sooner or later.

>>72199698
She's regularly visit /asean/ lately.
She doesn't hesitant about sharing her... personal information?
>She's half Moroccan
>She's a huge weeb
>She's diagnosed with Asperger syndrome
>She likes the topic of Sombath and Vietnamese Animax
>She likes /asean/ dicxs

>>72199721
Then its not really convincing
If they do have contributions they should show it or at least someone would have known it by now

>>72199844
>>She likes the topic of Sombath and Vietnamese Animax
Stopped discussing the latter thing for now, but I'm still curious about Laos anyway.

>She likes /asean/ dicxs
What are you implying to?

>>72199604
Horrifying

>>72199620
Yeah. When I search German youtube videos, it's mostly chinks making german videos.

>>72199937
never seen chinky german yotobe videos.
What kind of stuff do you watch?

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>>72199789

>>72199789
Check the members GDP per capita and UNHCR stats.
The refugee punching bag of SEA would be us. Estimated 5 out of 30million Malaysian are foreigners and increased a million in 6 years.