/brit/

janny won't be happy with this, not at all

first

what a pathetic thread
get jan'd, runt

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kiira

>>72140781
perfect amount of thicc in the middle

Can we talk about drugs again

Post your stories, experiences etc

IMO Mandy is a savage drug, was amazing when high but drops you HARD and also pretty much instantly. One minute your dancing on your own loving everyone, next minute you look around and see dodgy faces, blurry alcohol that was masked by the high comes back, suddenly self conscious of dancing

Was grim

Coke is alright but the coke is never good. Had good coke once and it blew my tits off. Still fiended even with good stuff.

My unironic fave is alcohol and caffeine

And don't even get my started on MCAT

Hila

>>72142560
>>72142562
what's wrong with it?

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>SHART IN MART
>PLOP IN SHOP
>EXCRETE IN BOUTIQUE
>DIARRHOEA IN GALLERIA

this will get deleted. can a british person make a new so there isnt thread autism

>>72142537
mandy is a wasteman drug through and through

http://www.pillreports.net/index.php?page=display_pill&id=35262

did this one and even tho clean it was still shitty.

>>72142583
absolute runt

>>72142595
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU THINK IT IS GOING TO GET DELETED THERE IS NO FUCKING NUDITY

>>72142537
done all the drugs at one point or another

not had any in over 6 months and my life has gotten worse if anything

should probably start doing drugs again

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Where's that lad that plays War Thunder

I'll knock fuck out of him.

mdma is the nicest high i have ever experienced

>>72142583
runt and a newfag simeltanously

your 18 years of age is showing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mGfHeoEntI
r8 intro please

>>72142598
Don't get all the hype around Mandy being this angelic drug of the gods, the high was good yeah, but it still drops you like any stim would,

>>72142628
26

Stay immature mate

Don't believe that Americans say nanas

>>72142630
4/10
definitely not great

the idea is to take ket/2cb and smoke weed when the mdma wears off so you just drift asleep

>>72142620
t. only done weed and md

>>72142637
done it like 10 times in a few different countries and was never blown away

have had more fun tripping.

>>72142637
Stops being effective quite slowly Tbh. Dunno why people are chatting as if it's some on/off switch

almost replied but didnt

TWO PERCIES AND A XAN THAT'S A SLEEPING BAG.
I'VE GOT TWO BAD BITCHES IN MY SLEEPING BAG.

really like getting a dart or a pin and scratching the inside of my jap's eye. feels really nice.

>>72142648
calling anyone immature after making such a pathetic post is just laughable

go home

do not reply to it

>>72142637
dmt is the angelic drug of the gods

mdma is just a deano drug.

lisicki has not done dmt i guarantee it

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>drugs

>>72142683
>doing drugs
>having a trip

state of you lad

>>72142615
narcotics anonymous lad

iktf when you're a quitting heavy addict and you feel a massive void, life seems boring as fuck. NA makes you feel good and normal again. relapsed twice, it's not easy, but I'd recommend giving it a go

>>72140781
1 > 3 > 2

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DEANOS

>>72142683
Never had the balls to try it 2bh, i always hear about it like it's the king of psychedelics

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHMGoR29JPk


throwin' DOWN in walmart

>>72142698
>>72142712
hi there reddit

>>72142743
Thanks for the leddit glod m8

(You)

seriously doubt lisicky has ever touched DMT

>>72142707
i havn't been an actual addict in like 6 years (opiates), mostly I just smoked weed, had the occasional bit of coke and opiate/benzo pill, but never doing anything at all is just miserable, if anything I'm just more likely to end up turning into an alcoholic like this

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Why do Americans still beat their children?

>>72142762
this was in canada

seriously doubt Lisicki even knew what DMT was until he made a reddit account

>>72142769
Why do blacks still beat their children?

>>72142711
2 and 4 aren't deanos

>>72142762
shit like this and animal beatings, not that watching it gets me angry becuz the whole generally desensitised thing, but if I saw it in real life

I would just relish in the opportunity to absolutely body someone and be totally justified while doing it

>>72142762
what the fuck

>>72142777
i dont know but they do it a lot


seen it in public loads of times. any time their kid misbehaves even a little bit they'll knock the shit out of them.

>>72142762
coz they vomit on da floor cuz

>>72142769
>tismo yank

this was in uganda

>>72142760
>but never doing anything at all is just miserable

yeah, I know that exact feeling. used to take anything I could get my hands on, md, coke, crack, smack etc.

you don't need to be a current user to go to these meetings btw. sounds a bit poncey but it's all about self-reflection and the sheer pointlessness and damage (yourself and others) of using. the steps they give you provide focus so you aren't tempted to go score. up to you but I was surprised how motivating the sessions are.

So lonely. You lads are my only friends.

>>72142769
>this was in canada
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2847242/African-nanny-secretly-filmed-throwing-child-room-beating-STOMPING-kicking-ribs-child-sick-ate-dinner.html

checking out /r/gonewildaudio

i guess i just close my eyes and pretend

this could be fun

>>72142777
>triple 7s

PRAISE KEK

>>72142852
/subscribed

>>72142831
sounds nice, and I appreciate the consideration. but I reckon I'm GG'd either way. No bouncing back from my life as I see it

That better not be the mutants

NUMA NUMA YAY
NUMA NUMA YAY
NUMA NUMA NUMA YAY

>>72142777
they don't want their kids walking over them

>>72143217
reddit

>>72143217
reddit

have a really epic prank to pull on the normies but the /brit/ community isn't big enough for it to work and i'll be fucked if i'm going to /b/ or /pol/ for help

>>72143266
>>72143271
Hi, please don't respond to my posts anymore thanks

>>72143294

how epic we talking

hey lisicki have you been invited to the exclusive tinder?

>>72143308
sixty lulz

>>72143308
hopefully normies worldwide shitting themselves in panic

basically about the same effect as brexit and trump getting elected

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This is a great album

>>72143164
Not him but sad to hear that lad, I'm battling an addiction myself and i know the feeling, sucks the fun out of everything

good night friends

>>72143323
>>72143327
i'm listening

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doing a wee lads

>While in the Oval Office, Trump has met with a range of foreign leaders, such as UK Prime Minister Theresa May, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe.

this is our true friends in the world

johnny foreigner hours

>buy game on steam
>very next day it goes on sale for 50% off

there is no god

snap

>>72143378
refund

>>72143378
if god does exist he is unimaginably cruel

>>72143382
already played more than 2 hours

>UK top 50 on Spotify
>First 15 are all Ed Sheeran
>17 and 24 are Ed Sheeran too

Normies REALLY like Ed Sheeran

>>72143402
worth a shot, happened to me before

even used the reason "it's too hard" kek

>>72143402
try /r/steam

addicted to womens fancy dress

>>72143378
>>72143402
I did this once for war in the east, had about 10 hours in game and they still refunded me half the money

>>72143422
try /r/fashion

>>72143425
try /r/warintheeast

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try /r/suicide

>>72140781
what's this from? they do know they're the source of amusement for the darker skinned people around them?

just realised that jf actually means something and isn't some /brit/ specific term

boy i'm a thick one

pay up piggies

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>>72143512

https://steamcommunity.com/groups/britint

so many anime pedos

the normies are back lads

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>>72143500
fuck off white cunt

>>72143530
*joins even though i rarely use steam*

>>72143530
Hardly any there mate.

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>>72143407
i like ed sheeran and i'm not a normie

>playing video games

manchild as fuck

>>72143553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sezhr7jbrlk

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Hope he's okay.

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>>playing video games
>manchild as fuck

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Night lads

>>72143567
>not having 500 hours in virtual car football

normbot pls go

i think my stomache has settled down
I'm never eating dominos again

>>72143617
got mad food poisoning from kfc about 10 years ago

maybe i should just sue them for it out of the blue now

>>72143637
why didn't you sue at the time. dangerous stuff could have bled them try

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

birdcucks are starting up again lads

>>72143665
i was like 12

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with B

>>72143670
why do you post here if you hate us so much?

>>72143691
parents tho

remember a m8 at school was in a car crash and got like 20 grand compensation for head injuries

>>72143698
benis xD

>>72143698
bureaucratisation

i was in a car crash once and i won a free holiday to butlins

>>72143724
>won

>>72143698
beaner scum

72143703
pa k kieres saber eso jajaja

all mexicans should be hung drawn and quartered

>>72143747
si

>>72143753
i'd argue that chainsaw beheading is worse, and happily it happens to every mexican eventually

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>>72143747
q ganas de fumarte una """marge"""?

>>72143753
Literally can't think of a single Mexican worth sparing. What do they do apart from invade the US and smuggle drugs

about 95% done building a model of the titanic but can't be fucked to do the other 5% today

*makes a silly face on snapchat*
who said girls couldn't be funny?

>>72143794
pics

fuck your mom

Hola Beto, mi amigo :3

>>72143804
good luck my mum is a foot taller than you

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>work as male nurse
>patients rude
>nurse i've been calling you for ages where is this, where is that, what does this do, are the doctors coming, will you ring my family, can you do this for me, i need this
>literally infinitely things to do and get bollocked for not doing one of them
>sometimes it's just me on my own with 15 patients even though i'm newly qualified
>always family members following me at visiting times
>have to do 14 and half hour shifts to make a bit of extra money
>i had to do 3 years of university to be able to do this

Made a fucking horrible mistake lads.

>>72143799
not i

>>72143842
meanwhile, girl scouts is strictly female only

check ur privilege

antidisestablishmentarianism

>>72143859

Just think of the comfy GP life to come. £150k just for handing out prescriptions.

>>72143859
had one male nurse during my stint at hospital

he did obs at 3 in the morning for no reason, and when he took out my drain it really fucking hurt

>>72140781

phwoar lad fetch me a new pair of trousers as my current pair have been utterly obliterated by the interfacing of my beastly erection upon seeing that specimen

just reached rank 10 on Faeria

>>72143859
not trying to be rude in asking this but please check as appropriate

are you

>manlet
>homosexual
>overweight

>>72143886
you hvae to be a doctor for that

might just smoke this fag out the window

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>>72143859
why does the NHS have personalised plates?

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>>72143800

>>72143920
autism but neat

how long have you spent so far on it

>>72143698
bongistan

>>72143910
dunno about the rest of the world, but to be a gp in australia you only need a bachelor of medicine

>>72143919

special hospital plates to catch MRSA from innit

>>72143944
i was up all night working on it, spent a few hours on it this morning too

i didn't make the parts myself or anything btw it's just a 3d puzzle

>>72143955
well idk about the rest of the world but in the UK all GP's are doctors

nurses cannot be GP's

Percy Bysshe Shelley ( 4 August 1792 – 8 July 1822) was one of the major English Romantic poets, and is regarded by some as among the finest lyric, as well as most influential, poets in the English language.

Shelley did not see fame during his lifetime.

Shelley was a key member of a close circle of visionary poets and writers that included Lord Byron, and his own second wife, Mary Shelley, the author of Frankenstein.

>falling for the job meme
>falling for the uni meme
>falling for the gf meme
>falling for the friends meme

>>72143967
I was screened for that like a dozen times before I was admitted
they swabbed me everywhere but my starfish

>>72143974
GPs here are still considered doctors

i love china

>>72143993
pls answer my questions
>>72143910

>>72143859
Join the army as a nurse m8

>>72143973
i like it, hobby you can zone out to.

>puzzle
good. had warhammer as a kid and it was a disaster

>>72144005
>>72144005
nurses aren't doctors

to be a nurse is a 3 year degree

to be a doctor is 5 year degree + like 2 years on the job

>>72143910
6'1
hetero
slightly, 8lbs from 24.9 bmi

don't nurses have to help bedridden patients with doing a poo and a wee?

sounds pretty grim

Hellas is a verse drama by Percy Bysshe Shelley, written in 1821. Shelley wrote it while living in Pisa, with a view to raising money for the Greek War of Independence.

The drama is written from the point of view of the Ottoman Sultan, in spite of reports of Turkish victories, realizes that he has lost the war.

The last chorus from the drama contains the much-quoted stanzas:

The world’s great age begins anew,

The golden years return,

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>>72143991

>His memes haven't manifested into reality

>>72143974
Only seen nurses when they've taken blood.

Why all that training if you can't diagnose all the repetitive shit that GPs do?

>>72144039
ok

as I said I meant no offence, just from general observation most male nurses I see are blatantly gay or really fat
no disrespect, nurses do good work, stitched my leg up good and proper when i was split open

haven't worn a condom for the last 3 one night stands

was a bit worried after the 2nd one as my dick was itchy, but think it was just because i hadn't showered all day

Am thinking of stopping though. The first 2 didnt know really antyhing about me so it was no big deal

This last one somehow got my phone number and has been texting me. She seems the type that would like me to knock her up

why don't people tl;dr any more

>>72143897

>he did obs at 3 in the morning

Don't bother with that unless they're poorly.

>>72143919

Some of the bed sheets are too. Dinners aren't as bad as some of the benders on telly and newspapers make out.

>>72144024

Could do but I feel bent enough as it is doing this job, wouldn't enjoy being round squaddies.

>>72144077
>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
>>>/reddit/

>>72144060
idk m8
they probably can diagnose the repetitive shit

but what about the rare life0threatening shit that looks like repetetive shit

its basically a question of where to draw the line of responsibility

think of nurse as haviing similar practical skills to most doctores but docs being the advanced knowledge base

but really I'm just chatting and don't actually know

>>72144077
fuck off

>>72144077
Genuinely hope you catch an STD.

>>72144095
You'd probably be only around women actually

At least you'd get to wear a uniform around the hospital instead of a nurses outfit

>>72144109
he's probably got herpes, almost all normies have

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FOY

FOP

>>72144077
im 24 now and ive never had any kind of sexual health test

have however had unprotected sex with most of the girls i've slept with at one point or another 10+

some of them were grotty too

reckon i've probs got aids

watching fear the walking dead

not as good as regular the walking dead so far

maybe it's because california is the anus of america

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>>72144137
>>72144077
>mfw I've never kissed or had sex

haha i'm pure and clean unlike you disgusting used STD whores

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>>72144095
food was alright
ate way more than I should have
but I don't like eating in front of others, and the other people on the ward never left their beds, and the day room was always occupied

there was one nurse who was pestering me to drink more
she'd have me piss in those paper bottles and check how concentrated it was
proper ball ache, no bedside manner

>dad is up and about
>already been in to tell me how shite the fire service is

Think he's going a bit potty, he's always loathed firemen but he's getting worse.

>>72144170
genuinely lost count of the amount of girls ive kissed

reckon about 70 if I had to guess

not that 70 is an uncountable number, its just not something you keep track of

i kissed a girl on the lips once in year 7

also when i was in kindergarten (yeah i know it's a yankism but we use it here too so fuck off) there was this girl who would always kiss me on the cheek, wonder what she's like now

>>72144199
like even as making this post
i'm just now remembering girls I havn't remembered in literal half decades

madting

i'm watching basketball and drinking beer

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Samuel Johnson (18 September 1709 – 13 December 1784), often referred to as Dr. Johnson, is described by the Oxford Dictionary of National Biography as "arguably the most distinguished man of letters in English history".

After nine years of work, Johnson's A Dictionary of the English Language was published in 1755. It had a far-reaching effect on Modern English and has been described as "one of the greatest single achievements of scholarship"

In 1734, Johnson feared that he was suffering from a disease that would lead to him being deemed mad. Johnson "at one time strongly entertained thoughts of Suicide".

Johnson was constantly afraid of losing his sanity, but he kept that anxiety to himself throughout his life.

James Anderson reported Adam Smith as telling him:
>I have seen that creature bolt up in the midst of a mixed company; and, without any previous notice, fall upon his knees behind a chair, repeat the Lord's Prayer and then resume his seat at table. He has played this freak over and over, perhaps five or six times in the course of an evening. It is not hypocrisy, but madness.

When asked by Christopher Smart's niece, a young child at the time, why he made such noises and acted in that way, Johnson responded: "From bad habit."

cannot undo a bra

>>72142583
go on 420chan then you junky fag

really?
because i don't care

my highschool reunion is this year and i really think i should go

>>72144105
>>72144109
>>72144129
>>72144098
why does this make you mad?

>>72144137
yeah im never going to get a test desu. would rather not know

>>72144175

They're autistic about watching your fluid intake and output. Depends what you've had done but I'm assuming you're in your twenties so you probably wouldn't be monitored in most places.

You're sound with the food as long as you don't order jacket potato because that's all you get, a potato on a plate.

>>72144238
because this is /brit/, not /normiebrit/

>>72144228
t. Los Zetas

>>72142630
ahahahahahh is this a serious

>>72144095
>Could do but I feel bent enough as it is doing this job, wouldn't enjoy being round squaddies.

pretty sure you wouldn't do any field work and hardly ever meet foot soldiers as a nurse, until you fix them up. really wouldn't worry about getting ripped on. everyone has a respected role, engineers, cooks, comms, even chaplains.

nice way to save up some cash too, without being shot at.

>>72144238
>yeah im never going to get a test desu. would rather not know

I'd like to know but until I start showing legit symptoms I'm not going to care enough to take action

>>72142630
should be illegal to speak any language other than english desu

the rest of the world is holding us back

>>72144251
/brit/ is a normie general

guess it is late on a friday though

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Rudyard Kipling (30 December 1865 – 18 January 1936) was an English novelist.

George Orwell called him a "prophet of British imperialism".

"The White Man's Burden: The United States and the Philippine Islands" (1899), by Rudyard Kipling, is a poem about the Philippine–American War (1899–1902), which invites the U.S. to assume colonial control of that country.

Originally, Kipling wrote the poem for the Diamond Jubilee celebration of Queen Victoria's reign.

The poem exhorts the reader and the listener to embark upon the enterprise of empire.

God yanks and aussies are fucking boring cunts.

>jungle book
>is a film

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>>72144320
>its 5am
>mfw

>>72144287
>legit symptoms

HIV symptoms is basically like a flu. You'd have no idea.

>>72144199
>>72144212
gross

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Ah yes, London. Shan't be returning in a hurry. Much prefer the North.

could everyone please report the wikipedia spamming cunt, thanks

heading over to crazy clark's, anyone want owt?

>>72144342
yeah well I was mostly-joking about having aids, I'm pretty sure I don't, my immune system is power

at worst I'll be harbouring symptom-less chlamydia
most likely nothing at all though

>>72144360
someone to love

>>72144356
fuck off you philistine

he's like the only consistently good poster here

>>72144347
whats gross about it

alright lads

>>72144391
You're gross

Like a dog sniffing arses

Staying in tonight, boys. Still haven't bought ambulance cover and can't afford another $1170 for an ambulance trip to hospital

i wish viagra was available over the counter here

>>72144405
I don't think any white person idolizes sandniggers

>>72144404
little bit rude, most of them were pretty

>>72144412

Give me your msn and I'll send you some pics of me to get your pecker up.

>>72144412
bought one from a pub toilet machine

still don't really know what it does

>>72144419
christians

>>72144428
don't talk to me

>>72144405
why do all those brown people look the same?

Might jack off and get real depressed after

just for a laugh x

>>72144409
*heems you*
enjoy the bill runt

72144419
those are not sand-nword, but greeks and romans

Edgar Allan Poe (January 19, 1809 – October 7, 1849) was an American writer, best known for his poetry and short stories, particularly his tales of mystery and the macabre.
Throughout his attempts to live as a writer, Poe repeatedly had to resort to humiliating pleas for money and other assistance.

His poem "The Raven" appeared in the Evening Mirror and became a popular sensation. It made Poe a household name almost instantly, though he was paid only $9 for its publication.

On October 3, 1849, Poe was found delirious on the streets of Baltimore. Poe was never coherent long enough to explain how he came to be in his dire condition and, oddly, was wearing clothes that were not his own. He is said to have repeatedly called out the name "Reynolds" on the night before his death, though it is unclear to whom he was referring.

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someone talk to me pls

still on a bit of mdma and feeling sociable af but all i have is my laptop

>>72144441
*torks to you*

>whycan'twebefriends.mp3

>>72144434
I don't know any white christians

>>72144461
hello madmandy

>>72144461
sappo pardner

how was night

>>72144405
Nice cherry picking, beaner


>The following Roman gods are said to have had blond hair: Amor, Apollo, Aurora, Bacchus, Ceres, Diana, Jupiter, Mars, Mercury, Minerva and Venus.

>>72144461
normie

>>72144405
>pubey beards

Does my nut in seeing people with shitty beards IRL.

72144497
WE WUZ ROMANS N SHEIT F4M

>>72144482
alri my good man

>>72144491
was good tbqh better than i was expecting

not sure if mexishits have fully evolved yet

>>72144514
yes, romans are white you dumb spic now fuck off

>>72144514
>south americans

WE WUZ ITALALIANS/SPANISH N SHEET

>>72144464
i'm sure all those natives in ongobongostan would have been much better off cannibalising every third baby to appease their god thongamongo

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>>72144528

Last Christmas I gave you my heart
But the very next day
I found I was gay

This year
To save me some tears
I'll bum you something special

72144538
yeah i know that argies say that, but no one takes them seriously

>>72144514
>last name is literally Occius

get fucked

>>72144542
literally me

beto hates white people because he is part of la raza

>>72144566
if thats the case I would asssume its one of those black people made-up names taekwondo and you are absolutely not roman in any way whatsoever

started laughing in public thinking of a /brit/ gimmick today

embarrassing

mexicans are mongrels of native american, nigger, and spanish descent

i think mexico would be way cooler today if they were still aztecs desu

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>>72144514
> Augustus, founder of the Roman Empire, is by Suetonius described as having hair that was " golden"

What did he mean by this

>>72144566
alri mario

i like polish people

Girl just gave me her bebo page :) x

>>72144542
>tiny gene pool

read a history book m8, we've been conquered and migrated for a millennia

WTF i love the romans now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish%E2%80%93Roman_wars

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Gf

>>72144588
"no"

>>72144623
can i borrow her time machine?

>>72144623
can i borrow her fucking machine?

>>72144635
What happened to her nipnips?

>>72144597
At least they're still removing each other's heads

>>72144648
>>72144654

Shan't

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>>72144635
Dammit why do I exclusively like tomboys

>>72144579
ah yes the so-called world police

Bodhidharma was a Buddhist monk who lived during the 5th or 6th century. He is traditionally credited as the transmitter of Zen Buddhism to China, and regarded as its first Chinese patriarch.

According to Chinese legend, he also began the physical training of the monks of Shaolin Monastery that led to the creation of Shaolin Kung Fu.


According to the principal Chinese sources, Bodhidharma came from the Western Regions.

Throughout Buddhist art, Bodhidharma is depicted as a wide-eyed non-Chinese person. He is referred as "The Blue-Eyed Barbarian".

>>72144676
you're gay

>>72144677
Ah the so called "so called world police"

>>72144676
They're only good when they have good bodies

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>>72144677

>>72144676
well the obvious answer is you're attracted to masculinity

ah no

*feels you up*

just ate a toffifee
ask me anything

72144709
Don't be bad haahahahha

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>>72143500
Ghana lel

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>>72144711
But I'm attracted to the look

I don't really like tomboy attitudes

Just short hair flat chest

>>72144641
obviously yes you heritage pleb

>>72144709
i wonder if the planes are flying at the same speed of the ships, and if so, i wonder why they aren't stalling

>>72144739
planes don't stall

imagine living in a country with no castles

>>72144734
geizer

>>72144734

Yeah u gay

>>72144737
"no"

now scamped along rasheed

>>72144752
can't even begin to mate

>>72144641
>>72144641
t. laefoshwan occulus rift

>>72144748
sorry mate but i'm afraid you're wrong

>>72144759
How can it be gay if they have a vagina

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>>72140781

am I a heritage fag if I'm 100% Irish and all my grandparents are from Ireland (Kildare and Clare) and I'm an Irish citizen?

>>72144760
>>72144768


>yeh m8 my grandad was a prefect in the roman legion

>>72144775

You can't apell vagina without gai

>>72144775
because the kiwi is a little spotty virgin cunt

>>72144773
to extrapolate, not like a car would and cut the engine

besides, jets can glide powerless for a long time

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>>72144752

>>72144752
went on a school excursion to a castle in year 2 m8

new

>>72144800
>>72144800
>>72144800

>>72144752
imagine living in a country with no crazy clark's

>>72144777
Yes

I have never once in my life seen a blind person use braille in public on signs or anything

real new

>>72144823
>>72144823
>>72144823

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>>72144813
please stop