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God Bless America edition
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babs
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great edition lad
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was watching a film that had a jumpscare which made my spill ginger ale all over my laptop

reckon i could sue the producers for a new laptop?
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EXCELLENT edition
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nice edition
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bi-fortnightly reminder
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GOOD thread
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3 ips
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freedom boner initiated
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>>72103712

is it venomous as well
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I REALLY, really appreciate this thread, lads
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anyone remember the cuckio meme
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>>72103712
so what's you're saying is the bald eagle is a majestic, peaceful animal. good.
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brits are asleep

post american flags
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>>72103739
siete velas...
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haven't been able to sleep lads. The misses has an op today to remove gall bladder, bit worried tbqh
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>>72103761
anyone have the webm of the bald eagle killing the canadian goose?
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>>72103766
best one
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>>72103781
leave her and emigrate to a real country
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>>72103789
they don't like that one
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>9 posters
give it up already you fat fuck, no one cares
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NEET for 13 months now

might have to do a join of the army. so many braindead cunts in it though

ar000000000000000000000

any other options?
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I can barely type this post what with my fat fingers and all the cheeto crumbs
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>>72103798

your cunray wouldn't have me :(
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alri lads
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>>72103812
i've thought about joining the french foreign legion, but it requires a 5 year commitment. plus size you get to learn french and are on a fast track to french and EU citizenship.

have you considered travelling to another city for work?
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>>72103821
why not?
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>>72103799
anyone else noticed how america was a crime-infested shithole before 9/11 but now it's full of upper middle class hipsters?
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>>72103825
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>>72103837
do you mean NYC?

>>72103841
:(

at least their heads are still on their shoulders, I guess
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>>72103837
>america

I meant new york, although what i originally said could be true in a sense
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>>72103855
>>72103836
do you support israel?
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>>72103834
>plus size

don't think they'll take you lad
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>>72103834

not much going throughout Australia it seems

considering teaching english in China/Thailand
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>>72103862
NYC was a shithole until Giuliani became mayor and cleaned it up, and now it's returning to its former state under di blasio
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>>72103812
i wanted to join the army but my public health record says i'm too insane

guess i'll just remain neet until i work up the courage to do a 'cide
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>>72103834

also heard the FFL is full of legit maniacs
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>>72103872
I don't think we should be giving them weapons and foreign aid, but they have a right to defend themselves
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I haven't laughed like this at a YouTube video in a while

https://youtu.be/BbRS9K4rZ8Y
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>>72103901
>I don't think we should be giving them weapons and foreign aid
even israelis think that shit from the goyim is not helping them
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>>72103611
>responding to one of his many re-posts
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>I've never left my country
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>>72103880

you live with your parents? if so what do they think of your NEETdom?
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>>72103912
i would've decked the cheeky little cunt

wouldn't get a pass from me just for being a bird
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>>72103930
neither have i

what's the point when the USA has a bit of everything and everyone hates you if you're white and speak english
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>>72103945
my dad is dead and my mum is an enabler
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Fuck off yanks
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>>72103962
true

>>72103969
shouldn't you be asleep
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>>72103974
FUCK OFF YANK
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>>72103989
no
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fucking moron to the left of this text wont shut up
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>>72104004
F O Y
O
Y
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>>72103974
if this really is 1955 then how come there are no advertisements for cigarettes?
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doing an imagine the state of the left if trump were a democrat
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>I was shaking like a leaf
>He threw me to the ground like a ragdoll
why are victims of crimes always so colourful with their language when reporting to the media?
Personally I'd just recount the facts as they happened.
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>>72104016
Why would they advertise cigarettes on Broadway? They need the space to advertise Broadway plays
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>>72104014

>>72104016
They're probably on shop windows and you can't see them from that angle
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>>72104031
probably fake news
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>>72104040
Me second from the right
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>>72104040
Taft spotted
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>>72104031
people who want to give their reports to the media aren't like you and me
they want their 15 minutes of fame, and being a hostage or whatever is just the ticket
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I have never witnessed an earthquake
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holy shit america has always been controled by (((them)))
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i unironically support israel
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>>72103836
that's basically réalisme socialiste, just with american figures in it and an american history behind it is the only difference from the U.S.S.R..

>>72103974
Canadian Club
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Imagine a bird waddling next to you and saying "fuck you"

Howling
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>>72104099
t. gommie
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porn baffles me desu

why would anyone have sex with someone they don't love and probably just met like 5 minutes ago?
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>sick as fuck
>got 6 hours sleep and went to work till 11pm
>got 4 hours sleep and I'll be back at work at 7am
How is this legal?
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>>72104128
what do you think your wife does while you're at work?
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>>72104123
because it feels amazing
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>>72104120
what year was this taken based on that man's newspaper
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https://youtu.be/NVOL3tMDzEs
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>>72104149
1940, since Paris wasn't taken by the Nazis yet
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>>72104135
Fucks black men obviously
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america beat mexico in a war
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america beat spain in a war
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Vietnam beat America in a war
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The English have had Scottish, Dutch, French, and German monarchs
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>>72104199
DO NOT BE BAD HAAHAHAHHA
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>>72104199
Don't flatter them, they 'survived' America.
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The English spent 800 years oppressing the Irish only for 20% of their population to become Irish

Cucks lmao
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the irish and the jews are disgusting
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are the irish genetically inferior to the anglo?
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america defeated britain in war two seperate times
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i think that trumps wall will ease the child smuggling
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where are the brits
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>>72104273
you mean brits defeated other brits

you and your german irish heritage had nothing to do with it
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the disgrace of a state that R.T.É. is in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chDfXf1RVZU&feature=youtu.be
Gay Byrne and all them were always out to degenerate Ireland.


>>72104149
http://www.vintag.es/2015/09/new-yorker-reads-headline-nazi-army-now.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/France_during_World_War_II
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having sex with their girlfriends haha
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>>72104375
>>>>>/éire/
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his favourite people are hitler and trotsky...
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SHAN'T be posting in this thread full of jf, boys
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cup of twinning's to get my spirits up
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>>72104246
relevant
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>>72104445
Didn't work out very well did it
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>>72104404
just occured to me that besides jesus and muhammad, hitler is probably the most famous person ever
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>>72104524
that is mao zedong not hitler
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>>72104550
shut up beaner, you're wrong
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beto wishes he was a cartel jefe so he could have a hot gf
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mao red book is more famous than mein kampf
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driving lesson today lads
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wish beto would forget to pay his drug dealer so he'd get his head chainsawed off
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>>72104601
only because china has so many people

mein kampf has a much wider audience
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outside of china
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doing a diarrhoea
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>>72104601
More people have actually read it.
But Mein Kampf is more recognised.
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>work left a message saying they moved my 1pm shift to 10am
this won't do
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not sure if i'm a genius or an idiot
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an idiot
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>>72104792
you're one to talk
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enrique pina nieto's wife has sex with other men
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nearly the weekend lads. just a few more hours of wageslaving to get through
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>>72104807
that's the spirit

and before you know it, you'll be staring down the barrel of another 5 days of wageslavery every week until you're like 70
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>>72104807
i've been laid off since january 20th
have fun at work, wagie
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>>72104836
just how you pay for things isn't it. got a mortgage so neetdom isn't an option. fridays are alri anyway, probably play ping pong in the office, lunch at 5 guys. my job's a laugh half the time.
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>>72104876
>getting a mortgage in britain

are you insane?
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morning lads
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>housemates gf just went into the bathroom a few mins before my usual time

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>72104904
probably. it's in london and everything.
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>>72104905
happy morning, lad
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>>72104869
wonder if it will ever be acceptable to think hitler had a few fair points
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well good morning
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>already awake
>on phone
>nearly time to get out of bed
>expecting wake up 'larm to beep at any moment
>alarm goes off
>still terrifies me
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>>72104951
fuck off hitler
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>>72104949
>>72104951
Had a good day/night lads?
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Ho
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getting a cataract in my left eye
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>>72104997
slept like a rock

think the vivid dreaming phase is over for now
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>>72105025
pretty skitz
What did you dream about?
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>>72105034
well nothing last night but the previous night i dreamt about people lining up to have their hands amputated on a power saw which was pretty shit
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Sometimes I think I was born in the wrong generation lads

This is the type of music I listen to

https://youtu.be/9c-hmFN610g
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>>72105057
Sounds shit desu
I had a dream that I was in Germany and had several motorbike crashes in a row
Had to try and find replacement handlebars but nobody spoke English
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can feel the morning poo approaching lads. i sense it will be girthy.
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>>72104997
i've had better. it's one of those days where i just haven't any motivation to do anything.

hbu? you got any plans for the weekend?
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>>72104950
someday it will be because he did raise important questions

the only other historical figure i can think of who people say is pure evil is attila the hun
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>>72105083
>Had to try and find replacement handlebars but nobody spoke English

haha that sounds like most of my dreams

something important or really nice going on and i spend all night trying to complete a mundane task
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>make plenty of absolutely sterling posts
>fuck off for about 20 minutes
>not a single (You)

well fuck you too /brit/, i'm gonna take my posts to a general who cares
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>>72105103
honestly never heard anything good said about stalin other than that he beat hitler
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Having a runt tier breakfast of poptarts and coffee before work
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>>72105116
wait shit it wasn't /brit/ i was posting in, my apologies
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wwwh... wwwh... wwwwhh...

work today...
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>>72105142
we should make a pic like this but about yanks and chicanos
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>>72105171
apology not accepted until you take those sterling posts here
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8:30AM class in 5 hours and 45 minutes
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if you died right now, how long until someone finds out you're dead?

me: probably 20 hours. even though i live with my dad he doesn't usually come in to my room too often.

however, a few months ago when my dad was living in another town, i could probably go at least 4-5 days without being discovered. possibly even more than a week.
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>>72105087
update: she's a much less girthy beast than anticipated. spicy. quite sloppy. moves at a rapid pace.
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>>72105181
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>>72105209
interesting question

i'm not particularly close to my flatmate and he never comes into my room so i could probably be in here for a while before he noticed
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hahahaha do not be bad with digimon
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>>72105222
nice numbers yankee
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do yanks and poms really start their fucking school year half way through the calendar year?
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>>72105261
you don't?
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>>72105261
yeah

mental, hey?
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My bumhole has been sore lately, so I've taken some piccys on my phone. Its red raw and a bit purple
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>>72105274
>>72105276
clearly god designed earth for humans to live in the southern hemisphere

we're still full though
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why does the mexifat call the puerto rican a digimon?
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Has a white person ever used Lyca or Lebara?
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>>72105294
if it didn't cost me $1600USD roundtrip to go to australia, i'd probably visit.
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>>72105291
(You)
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>>72105209
suicide or natural causes?
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off to work lads
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>>72105311
Does being impoverished increase your wanderlust?
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>>72105311
the fuck? flights from melbourne to lax are like $1285 AUD which is literally $966 USD

shouldn't it be relatively similar?
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>>72105333
even though im depressed i'd never commit suicide. so i was just thinking about if G-d decided enough was enough and i dropped dead.

there's a good chance my dad might want to speak to me and could open up the door. so if i just dropped dead at my computer desk he's notice. but if i was laying down on the floor (i normally sleep on the floor) then he would probably just think i'm asleep and would turn the light out.
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http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489016163117.webm
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>>72105351
that is similar. round trip is a little cheaper so it'd be around $1600
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quite like the new CK2 patch with the societies and things
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>>72105342
a little bit. if i had lots of money then i could enjoy life here.
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>>72105375
i was already taking return trip into account...
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wondering, since so many brit gimmicks get stolen, did the brendan meme originate here too?
>>72105291
a nice rim and some desitin will fix it
>>72105303
getting kinda tired of explaining this, I'll just leave it to him next time
they used to call me that in /lat/ because of my city flag (Bayamon). No, he didn't come up with it, and he was so obnoxious and bullied there he had to disable his own city flag to avoid being recognized
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>>72105386
wait so it's $966 round trip? ahh you know, it might be because it's to LAX. i live on the east coast, so i'd be flying out of JFK. tack on another 3000 miles
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>>72105396
what is his city flag?
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doing a shit
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>>72105401
yup, and that's with our 'best' airline too.

Yeah one thing i noticed in the US was that domestic flights are more expensive there than they are here.
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>>72105419
Chihuahua
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i never got bullied in /lat/
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>>72105422
i've notice that too. like you can skip from dublin to london for like 30 quid, but similar distance would be over 100 in the us.
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>>72105470
do you ever wish that Maximilian I had been successful? now you'd be speaking the beautiful language of french instead of disgusting spanish, and your economy would probably be good which means no gangs and no illegal immigration.
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>>72105433
>>72105470
i thought he was from juarez
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>>72105422
ay you know what, it looks like the prices have changed since i last looked. or i was just remembering wrong. from nyc to melbourne it's $929 with qantas.
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>>72105546
buy it lad, have an adventure
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done an all nighter lol
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having a wank
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>>72105433
>>72105470
>>72105529
nvm looks like juarez is in chihuahua
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>>72105555
i'm unemployed and have $400 in my bank account. my tax return will give me another $1,200 soon though so that's nice. nonetheless, although i might be able to afford a ticket. i don't have enough to live off of it without a job.

also i think some countries (not sure if au is one of them) actually require you to have some proper bank already to even enter the country.

i can't go on adventures. i've got to get a blood test soon because i was exposed to hepc infected blood. i've got a pain in my right lung which i'm afraid may be the result of welding full time for two years, and casual smoking.
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redpill me on stone henge
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>>72105635
Australia is one of those countries. $5k AUD is considered sufficient funds for a normal visit butyou can get away with $3K if you're a first worlder.

jesus your life sounds awful, good luck.
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>>72105650
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@mexico
@puerto rico

what is a sicario?
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ur mom
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>>72105635
> actually require you to have some proper bank already to even enter the country

that's just for longer term visas i think, like studying

i had to show proof of funds to go america
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>>72105690
thanks lad.
>your life sounds awful
i've just come to accept the fact that i'm probably going to see a therapist later in life.
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>>72105693
>>>/pol/
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>>72105690

What? You need 5k just to visit?
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>>72105716
Why later? Why not now?
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the boy
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>>72105744
effay coat
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>>72105735
it's not that bad yet. i'm pretty good at just putting this stuff out of mind.
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>>72105711
>>72105724

Never mind the kraut answered my question,l
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>>72105744
the kids
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>>72105744
this is koksal dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEOKycghk3Y
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the lads
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>>72105766
'notha effay as f coat
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>>72105783
holy shit
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just did a very big and very satisfying poo

you know those poos that leave you feeling tingly for up to an hour afterward? it was one of those
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>>72105783
so he's not like a dwarf, he's just super short. cause all his proportions are right
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the leaders
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>>72105783
i wonder how big his dick is
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>>72105804
seriously lyk he has mad sense
i wanna b shopin with him haha
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think my mums mad at me
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>>72105812
wonder if he has ever had sex
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>>72105366
you should trust your dad more. and get out more. spending all day behind the curtains can't be good for you
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spendin mor tiym on effay, speakin like em now
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>>72105859
mate
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>>72105834
>get out more. spending all day behind the curtains can't be good for you

i will. this is just a winter thing. in the spring/summer i spend every weekend out on the water. it's only mid-october thru march that i'm a shut-in.
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>>72105830
buy her some white wine and chocolate and give her a kiss and she'll be fine
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>>72105876
winter truly is the worst fucking time of year

i wonder how brits aren't more depressed considering the lack of sun there. I'd honestly off myself if i was forced to live in the UK.
>>
BETONTO
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15 CANS OF STELLA
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>>72105804
who's really in control? hmm
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Would save ~£1300/month by living with my parents lads, wew
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>>72105864
hiya
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>>72105901
Winters are especially bad here, yes. Got a really bad case of unrequited oneitis desu.
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>>72105934
was going to save this in my qts folder but then i remembered i'm not gay
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>tfw may is approaching and the lingering effects of summer are almost over

end it now, melbourne winters are hell
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>>72105934
/fa/ is a very toxic place
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>>72105955
haha noone askd if u were
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>>72103834
>has the greatest military in the world with highest spending per soldier.
>Would rather be in amongst Slavs, African colony wogs and lunatics in the French army instead.

FOY
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>>72105963

really? i thought australia was like a tropical place?
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>>72105964
haha ini, but i have a e s t h e t i c
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>>72105970
it'd be in order to obtain EU citizenship
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>>72105973
melbourne isn't tropical

sure if i lived in meme city summer would basically be all year but i live in the south
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>>72105984
every /fa/ggot i've ever seen dresses like shit

don't waste your time there
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>>72105998
ah okay.

have you ever been to tasmania?
>>
Watchin the ol' history archives


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmR562QiMio
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>>72105934
>>72105965
these look pretty good as long as you live in cancun or something
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might be an eco terrorist
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have you ever wanked it to carol?
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why does toothpaste make me fucking gag so much? nearly threw up when i was doin' the inside of my mouth
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>>72106034
nah, i'm not inbred enough to be allowed entry
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>>72106064
did you know that the tooth brush was invented in the UK?

if it was invented anywhere else they'd've called it a teethbrush.

waheeeey
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>>72106065
i want to go there and live in the forest for a few months searching for the small remnant population of the thylacines.
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>>72106075
>>
>yank edition
fuck off
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>>72105990
>EU citizenship

That won't be a thing by the time you're done in FFL lmao
>>
America is on verge of civil war
>>
>>72106091
watch out fur these types of runts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHIOaP3Vga0

(skip to 6 minutes for a treat)
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>>72103670
I hate this saved when I thought Hilary was going to win

"I had to hide my erection as I left the polling booth" said Cletus McBurger

A tear dropped down my face, a drip of cum dropped down my leg. I had just voted Hillary. I had just voted for my country to be subjugated by Mexicans. Yet I entered the polling booth fully intending to vote Trump. Why you ask?

I entered the polling booth, was about to tick Trump. Then I looked at the Hillary option. At first I was angry that such an option existed. Angry that we had to vote on whether to build a wall. Angry that some people would even consider voting Hillary.

I asked myself why people would vote no to building a wall. I put myself in their shoes. That's when it happened. I noticed myself getting an erection for no reason. The more I imagined myself voting Hillary, the larger the erection grew. I imagined the English road signs being translated into Spanish and it grew yet more. I imagined Israeli politicians deciding American trade, civil rights and defense policies and my cock began to bulge with one of the firmest erections I've ever had.

I closed my eyes, ticked one of the boxes. Opened my eyes. I had voted Hillary. I put my voting ballot in the box and walked out, the tears dripping from my face, the cum down my leg.

Later that night when I saw the result of the election, I immediately came, then started crying. The day after I bought a chastity cage which I wear to this day.

My name is Cletus McBurger . I am American; I am a cuckold.
>>
>>72106126
fabulous
>>
>>72106126
the russian roulette at the end is intense. i wonder if there really was a slug in it.
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going to work
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>>72106158
>>
had no idea it was cillian murphy in 28 days later
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>>72106212
>those hair plugs

JUST
>>
in darlington train station
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>>72106236
I'm watching you : ^ )
>>
*paaaaaaarrrrrppppp*

*sploosh*
>>
w-where is everyone?
>>
nighty night
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>>72105901
most posters on /brit/ are fat with a sweat problem and don't go outside so they prefer winter to summer desu
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>>72106336
It's morning silly goose
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just got home from work lads. monday off. suck me off
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>>72106347
im not fat tho
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>>72106356
ok
>>
Why are these threads so infantile and moronic? What does it say about the intelligence of the British population?
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>Why are these threads so infantile and moronic? What does it say about the intelligence of the British population?
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>Jews should all be kille......
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>>72106415
/brit/ is too fast for anything other than shitposting and tryhard funnymen trying to get (You)s
>>
I've lost control of my life
>>
>>72106487
25 minutes yet
>>
>>72106487
you were never in control of it at any point
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>>72106487
just bee yourself
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>>72106606
bit gay
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I did it lads! I beed myselfed and got myself a job interview!
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redpill me on the clifton suspension bridge
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>>72106705
well done

what job?
>>
Nice general limeys
>>
WHAT IS A MAN? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF _______.
>>
>>72106726

Microbiologist at a lab innit
>>
>>72106765
secrets (poo)
>>
got a bit of the ol' 'xiety before going out
might pop a couple of 'zos
>>
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>>72106772
nice

i like how slow and comfy early morning /brit/ is

no normies, no grime 'groids, no deanos, no wagecucks
>>
REEEE where can I find snickers flapjack?
>>
how do you cure chronic bloating and belching?
answer might unironically save my life
>>
alri lads, had some banging grime on in the ol' 'di A3 on my way to work after dropping the gf off
>>
wagecuck here. listening to grime in my new audi. got it on finance.
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39227547

4chan's in the news again lads
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>>72107006
guffaw'd
>>
>>72106977
Fix your diet.
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>>72106977

stop eating you fatty
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>>72107024
banter
>>
>>72107059
extremely thin, poor with little time/money to cook
I still have a reasonably healthy diet though, I'd say above average
>>72107092
I'm near David Bowie's cocaine years level of skinny
>>
>>72107136
post belly
>>
>>72107024
>>72107107
(anon-ib isnt 4chan by the way)
>>
>"I can tell you that this exact behaviour leads to the normalisation of sexual harassment and even sexual violence," said Erika Butner, 23, who served in the marines for four years until last June"

Ah yes, sharing pictures of tits makes raping people normal. Thanks for that enlightened deduction you stupid bint.
>>
>>72107024
it's from a fake impostor chan
>>
how easy is to make an obscure copy-cat chan for a closed off community?

reckon we should start a /brit/ one tbqh. Tired of reddit infiltrators
>>
>>72107224
Absolute state of this newfag redditor, no-one tell him
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new >>72107232
>>72107232
>>72107232
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