/brit/

>>72107232
They wish.

ANO

>>72107232
Hapsburgs did nothing wrong

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>>72107151
doxxable my man
I can see my ribcage and I've even lost the fat in my arse cheeks
my "bloating" isn't even really bloating as in my belly looks bigger, it just gets harder, aches and I feel full after eating or drinking a the tiniest amount of anything (even water)
/blog

might do the 'cide

>>72107224
Still embarrassed on your behalf, wont let you get off with that

Had a dream I was in a cooking competition and we had to make bolognese sauce and someone on my team kept putting fucking LEEKS into the sauce because "my mum does it at home"

Could've fucking caved that idiot's face in

what if we create...
a private brit subreddit

leeks are on offer in Aldi lads, gonna make a bangin' bolognese tonight
*tries to click fingers but just makes an awkward flapping noise*

>>72107425
shoulda put mushrooms in it instead

Cripplechan's brit/pol/ is so autistic it had to make its own board because it got bullied off the main /pol/ board by the jannies

>leeks in a Bolognese

You really can't make this shit up. ''''''''Spag bol''''''''' has been utterly abused by the British.

>>72107494
Cripplekike chan is for actual r*****ors should be avoided at all costs except the useful porn boards

Reading comments online about Verhofstadt saying brits should be able to keep EU citizenship if they want.

You'd think this would be good but it seems to trigger Rorkes big time. A lot of them legit think the EU only exists because Britain pays for everything. Really pretty weird.

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we should bring back 'cifixion

come to britleftypol

>>72107494
Jannies don't usually moderate anything unless it gives them asthma attacks, what did brit/pol/ do

>>72107570
link?

Master race: Chinese
Commander race: North-West Europeans
Lieutenant race: Mediterraneans
Sergeant race: Jews, Japanese

>>72107601
reddit.com/r/britishproblems

>>72107624
jej

how about south korea then hey, pheh. what you gonna do
*downs what remains of my 4th pint*

>>72107622
fuck off

>>72107573
Divide and conquer anti-kraut banter

>>72107651
Can't physically bring myself to take anything chinks do seriously

Think I might have a problem. Don't really view them as humans - more like a sort of species of dolls or fake people.

Music 'could face extinction' in secondary schools

>>72107681
music is basically IT nowadays

>>72107681
>kids growing up will never experience twatting around with the DJ function on keyboards

>>72107681
good

utterly useless subject, complete waste of time

get rid of art and drama too

>>72107681
Tried playing the trombone but wanted to off myself after everyone kept saying it sounded shite when i was playing well

>>72107681
Don't think anyone in my class ever once took it seriously or learnt anything of value, don't know why they bother keeping it in the curriculum

UHH UHH UHH hyuuurgh DJ DJ shhiiiingg dictionary

>>72107718
but British actors are our greatest export

>>72107718
Yeah dude let's just destroy all culture and devolve into mindless worker-drones.

hahahahahaha

>>72107780
you don't need to be taught these things at the most basic level by shoddy teachers to become great artists and dramatists

WOO
one more time

do you believe in aliens?

o-o-on-o-one-one-o-o-o-one more time

>>72107366
what's your diet like? try eating meals solely consisting of veggies/ rice occasionally

>>72107780
It's a joke lad, not even teachers take it seriously. The kids who are interested in art, drama or music will be taking serious classes outside of school, they're a waste of money in government schools

>>72107804
My music education in secondary school was a long way from being "basic" or "shoddy". Sorry you went to a shithole I guess.

M-E-M-E-S

>>72107841
>only children from well-off families who can afford private tuition should have an opportunity to pursue an artistic vocation
Fuck off.

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>good
>utterly useless subject, complete waste of time
>get rid of art and drama too

BUYING BREAD FROM A MAN IN BRUSSELS
HE WAS SIX-FOOT-FOUR AND FULL OF MUSCLES
I SAID, "DO YOU SPEAK-A MY LANGUAGE?"
HE JUST SMILED AND GAVE ME A VEGEMITE SANDWICH

grime is so unbearably awful it's a wonder that it ever grew into its own genre although it's by no means unique it's just a bad knock off of trap music with a british accent

literally unlistenable rubbish

>>72107940
trannies make music now?

>>72107869
If your parents can't even afford lessons what are you ever going to do after you leave school? A good violin, piano, brass instruments etc. are pretty fucking far from cheap

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people are seppukuing themselves in korea

>>72107961
state issued instruments

yeh music lessons were bullshit. i had saxophone and guitar lessons externally.

>>72107886
There were 3 chippys from york at work today, they showed up at 7:00 had two 45 minute breaks and then left a 2:00. dont see how this post-brexit economy is going to work 2bh

>>72107366

Could be a partial blockage somewhere along the line. Is it painful? Suggest seeing a doctor.

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>aussie '''''''''''rozzers'''''''''''

>>72107990
>chippys
its chipper you fucking moron

>>72107998
>his police don't even carry guns
Can you even call them police at that point?

>>72107975
did he work for the government?

[has saxophone and guitar lessons externally]

>>72107938
duet i did with a finnish anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1tVMP4zCIab

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>>72107940
Sophie, we know who you are
You're that girl who copies my bars
You're that girl who is a retard
Look at your makeup, look at your clothes
By the way that you got a big nose
In your profile picture what the fuck's that pose
When I see your brother he'd better get on toes
Cos I'm gonna give him some sick blows right to the nose

>>72108009
no I wont, ours are better

>>72107940
>it's just a bad knock off of trap music with a british accent
i don't like grime but you have no idea what you're on about lad

>>72107980
ah yes, generations of recorder, clave and triangle players

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ah yes, just what I needed

Look at the times certain flags show up in /brit/

Then look at the times where youre seeing odd ****** centric posts by non ****** flags on the board by us/ger/jpn flags

>>72108029
>[ ]

hello newcunt

>>72107990
>from york
poortherner economy <> British economy, thank fuck

>>72107940
Ukg, dubstep and grime have nothing to do with trap music from atlanta which grime predates

indian history is fucking shit. just multicultural nonsense for centuries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBamMS1BrJ4

>>72108062
grime isn't even an original genre is my point
of course all musical genres built upon their predecessors but they developed unique characteristics
there is nothing musically unique about grime its only uniqueness is derived from the fact that it is only popular in england

have a banana

>>72108104
I've been on /brit/ since 2001 m8

>>72108144
*has your banana*
x

>hangover from 4 casual Thursday night pints

just my shit up

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>>72107838
tried that for a while, all I did was lose more weight
>>72107993
been to like 5 gastro doctor, done many X ray studies and no obstruction was found, colonoscopy, endoscopy and more in the span of 4 years
worse of all is it doesn't let me sleep
my next appointment is for a psychiatrist or the ol' bridge

>>72107961
you don't need top quality instruments to get good at them in fact they're a waste of money for anyone but true virtuosos

>>72108167
have you tried the 'ol 420?

>there's a long-legged pissed off puerto rican ITT

>>72108018
Still dont get the idea of this one. even if a copper was on site when an incident was happening theyd have to call for backup with guns wouldn't they

>>72108123
grime does not predate trap
grime came about in the early 2000s
trap in the early 90s

>>72108208
There's tonnes of videos and webms floating about of British police getting their shit kicked in as they flail their arms about or, if they're lucky, their piddly little batons

>>72108191
really considering it but I heard it hardens the poo
>>72108032
first vocaroo I hear the entirety of

>his police don't regularly shoot criminals

lmao

>>72108237
Not funny

it doesn't make sense for police not to carry guns

Runt hunt

>>72108237
law and order isn't a game of cowboys and indians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5bdb-sKRcE
post top tier choons

>>72108244
jamal

>>72108127
what do you even mean by that

are you implying the definition of grime is that it's hip hop in british accents or something

is a copper not just a person you call because they have a gun

hmm americans

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06BFsQ_28Co

>>72108283
not comical

Absolutely love youtubers who have very niche interests and upload non-related to those interest videos where they are having fun, adorable

>>72108234
>really considering it but I heard it hardens the poo

hmm i have no idea. never noticed desu lol.

too bad you don't live in a legal state. the advancement of marijuana for medical purposes is incredible. rather than just getting some bud and hoping it works, you can buy specific strains which have different effects on you. it's very scientific in those states so that you can expect exactly what kinds of effects it will have on you. plus there are medicinal products there like CBD that i hear help people without getting their brain high af.

>>72108167

You've been through the ringer so. Hope it gets better mate

Should I trust anything a Jew tells me?

>>72108323
I like it when Eamonn Holmes has banter with the guests

should you wait til after your morning shit to weigh yourself, or does it matter that much?

I don't always need to drop a load first thing in the morning like I usually do a piss and don't really have the time to wait around

>>72108323
Like Woes?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=bBH3UzbYREM

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>>72108301
>he decided to make the car a man

when you root an exhaust pipe wouldn't you just be rubbing your doodle against the hard lower edge of the metal

>>72108270
>his soldiers get machete'd
>"Unarmed police arrived at the scene nine minutes after an emergency call was received and set up a cordon."

lmao

>>72108323
oh just fuck off

runts...

all the jews i know are really generous beyond what is expected of a regular person

they don't want to be seen as the stereotypical penny-pinching heeb

>>72108375
>he doesn't weight himself before and after to see how much his shit weighed
literally the only use for bathroom scales a man should have

Had a decent chuckle at this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckfield

>>72108375
reminds me i need to start seriously cutting

>>72108415
pronounced kookfield though

>>72107980
are corb

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Aha, Americans, lads

>>72108423
>>72108423
>>72108423
>>72108423

recently got into watching people paint warhammer on youtube

>he doesn't shit on a scale to see how much it weighs

>>72108424
emo

sounders firm would easily destroy any english firm

@72108453
>pastes the same link 4 times
shan't even look

>>72108384
I'm sorry what is your issue, i hope we can resolve it

haven't watched this in a while. funny shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzysxHGZCAU

>>72108474
>sounders
piss off and stick a pipe cleaner up your japseye you filthy fucking perv

>>72108474
did a hearty laugh

>>72108329
>too bad you don't live in a legal state. the advancement of marijuana for medical purposes is incredible
yeah it's fucking sad, I keep remembering this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3pTZmHCyM4
>CBD that i hear help people without getting their brain high af.
I think CBD oil and some pills are legal here, not really sure how the law works with those though
>>72108332
thanks la

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<3

human slaves
in an insect nation

poo...

>>72108495
The Chinamen club will never not make me do a laugh

Absolutely LOVE the fact that Yanks think they retain the right to defend themselves against the govt by owning guns. What are they going to do against an airstrike? A fighter jet? Shoot at it with their assault rifle? LMAO

New British empire when?
>tfw CHYNA will be cucked by the Britons

>>72108208
very few guns here, mainly shite in London which isn't representative of england. Infact some people were calling for London to break away from the rest of england post brexit.

Thought the Ashford international was London Victoria lads. Just got back this morning.

feel like I've finally read enough wikihow articles to kiss a girl

HEY CLETUS
ONE A' DEM DERE GUBBERMINT DRONES DONE FLYIN' O'ER DE YARD AGIN
GWAN GIT ME MUH RIFLE BOY, I'MMA SHOW DAT OBUMA WHAT I THINK O' HIS FANCY FLYIN' CAMURA BAWX

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Rate my cat.

>>72108622
Literally never once googled that

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>>72108584

>>72108637
adorable/10

>>72108637
bueno gato, Rico

>>72108436

Ah disappointing

>>72108637
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sg96Z6wkpH

>>72108637
it's a cat and it is cute

>>72108652

*Buen gato

>>72108670
don't EVER reply to me again

>>72108637
diez de diez

>>72108670
excuse me?

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>>72108677

Euro Niggers gtfo

>>72108670
como se puede saber cuando se debe omitir el o?

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>>72108670
pretty sure it's bueno

thinking about an embarrassing time in my past

>>72108725
Bet you've got many

>>72108723
t. gabacho analfabeto

buena onda a to2

the london underground

I was a complete autist when I was very young but I had no self-awareness
Now the self-awareness has gone and when I think back on it I want to kill myself haha

thread's getting tad European for my tastes l-
*a tanned gentleman in a speedo walks past me*
oh for...

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>>72108762

Like the Resident Evil 7 theme song's sound but the lyrics are shite

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Muy Buenita

the tokyo metro

reading Churchill's works makes my balls tingle with Anglo pride tbqhwyl

>>72108787
fuck churchill he's a fucking facist pig cunt

the shinkansen

*builds montainous formation between France and Stain and makes Stain pay for it*

proposición de comercio: /brit/, pero en español

>>72108716

Bueno = After masculine nouns.

Buen = Shortened masculine form placed before the masculine noun.

*builds migrant slum between Calais and The English Channel and makes France pay for it*

>>72108809
buen aviso paquito

>>72108763
zero sense

this post makes fucken zero sense

*throws it in your face*

type it up again before i hire monkeys to take your job for less

dogs are the white man's animal

>>72108809
>Having a masculine/feminine version for words
Yeah mate don't care

just got a job offer to post on /brit/ for a living
*peels banana*

we should build a wall along the northern irish border and make catholics pay

72108794
your dislike is proof more of his quality

>>72108841
You failed Y2 english lad

>>72108839
> buen *consejo

>>72108873
jaja
aviso es mas como "caución" o algo malo no?

be wanting to commit suicide and be feeling that you must not live is two different things i reckon

>>72108859
*exhales smoke angrily*
right i need you to type filler posts in /brit/

management wont let me pay in bananas but i'll pay 40c per post

now get to it, im sick of churning you twats through the lower rungs

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMK0prafzw0

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>>72108895

Exacto.

>shopping trolleys are called trundlers in NZ
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
*scratches chin academically*

Business idea:pay a monkey to post on /brit/. Call him 'janny'

doing a p[smudged banana obscures the rest of the post]

*hears monkey screams omitting from the editing rooms upstairs and the lights flickering and swinging*

oh for fuck SAKES

Just seen that the newish qt at work has a tattoo on the back of her neck, she instantly dropped to a 6/10. Bet she has a tramp stamp too the scruffy bitch

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>>72108924
He looks like a total hissbag.

>>72108933
*Impales you onto a lamppost with my trundler*

Not so funny now.

*swings into the conference room by the light wires*

>tfw your fetishes are diametrically opposed
cannot reconcile

>>72108947
>Omitting
I think you are thinking of emanating son:^)
*Ruffles your hair*

>>72108954
>hissbag

¿Qué?

Just seen that the newish qt at work has a tick on the back of her neck, might go pick it off and eat it to show respect

>>72108949
need you to take this up with HR mate

*looks back at work and shakes head*

monkeys with tattoos? jesus bloody wept

talking to a vietnamese lad and he really really really does not like the chinese
bit strange

>>72108794
t. jew

>>72108949
at least you know she's dtf now

>>72108997
quelle

>>72109070
haha

are kilts socially acceptable clothing?

shit thread. fuck the lot of you

*takes bat form and flies away amid menacing church organ music*

excellent thread overall
give the monkeys a raise
>>72108924
keep this up and I will fuck your cat

>>72109056
Umm that isn't how it works sweetie. People with tattoos are often more artistic, intelligent, doesn't tell you much about their willingness to sleep with you

>>72108996
i often read books but always makes mistakes like this

why am I so stupid? it's infuriating

is it a false perception of mine that eastern 'religions' seem to focus more on philosophy than deities like the west

>>72109112
no, a girl with any semi-visible tattoo is more likely to be dtf.

>>72109018
wtf there are racists outside of Europe?

>>72109130
define 'eastern'

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¿Os gusta mi gato bípedo?

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>>72107359
>angola was nothing to do with Anglos

>>72109141
its shocking 2bh

>>72109115
i never read books and am a much better communicator than you
there are just some things you cannot make up no matter how much effort you expend

I FINK U FREAKY AND I LIKE U A LOT

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

why is all the printy copy unintelligible?

*sees monkey orgy through blurred glass of copy room*

>>72109146
orientals and india i guess

>>72109018
shouldn't be strange all slanted eyes hate each other

>>72109157
muy masculino a ese no me lo follo

*brings my favourite rock to show and tell Friday*
*displays it with pride on my desk*

>>72109197
>>72109194

fuck off aussie posters.

Fucking bogan scum

>>72109169
fuck off Luca you weed

>>72109197
indians worship like 100 different gods. chinks might be the exception. not sure what koreans or japs believe desu.

BUSINESS IDEA: POST IN ALL-CAPS

>>72108544
is that the one where they throw water at him?

>>72109217
Saffers aren't technically human
Fuck off

>>72109115
what's your native language?

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>Sooner or later God'll cut you down

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Who authorized this fucking early edition.
Herbalize all posts.
>>72109018
no it isn't, read the history between those two nations. it's not too distant they fought against each other in a war.

>>72109188
I always thought those last lines were "government guns gonna cut em down"

Bobo just told me he broke his keyboard so it always types in caps but he's gonna play it off as a gimmick so the boss doesn't flip his shit
classic Bobo

>>72109248
either fillipino or greek

Bogan VS Redneck

Who would win?

The winner fights against Chav.

Got called a South African in Greggs

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that first box of the day

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>>72109235

>aren't technically human

Coming from the offspring of mentally ill convicts and abos

*holds you in contempt of court*

how many of the south africans are anglos

tried doing nofap but I didn't make it through the first 6 hours

i'm the kind of guy to play 8pool and user a ruler on the screen

>>72109291
you have the worst accent in the english speaking world

Why would you be mean to a south African. His country is in the shitter and there is open disdain for his race in his own country. It's just mean.

>>72109302

many

t. brit literally abroad

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>>72109303

>>72109291
>coming from the offspring of cowardly dutchmen and kaffirs

A.L.R.I..L.A.D.S.

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>>72109199
La verdad es que sí que es muy macho, y le gusta estar erguido. A veces solo le falta hablar.

>>72109342
>kaffirs
Rasheed

Why would you be mean to an American. His country is in the shitter and there is open disdain for his race in his own country. It's just mean.

>>72109360
blame the cowardly dutch for using a rasheed word in their language

what is the point of buying easter eggs now

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>>72109342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iDdAy1kAuL

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>>72109362
>Why would you be mean to an American. His country is in the shitter and there is open disdain for his race in his own country. It's just mean.

>>72109362
Someone do this with Londoner

>>72109373
FOY

>>72109358

Veo que no tiene cojones. ¿Lo has castrado o es una hembra?

>>72109389
are you actually incapable of replacing 3 words?

what have you bought your mums for mothers day tomorrow lads?

>>72109321
>t. brit literally abroad

why would someone go on holiday to south africa?

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what the fuck
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/racist-vlogger-who-became-global-9588308 is this true I know this is old new but I've only heard about him now and this is among the first google results
that guy is CLEARLY one of the rorkes that post here

>>72109422
mum's been dead since 2012

>>72109422
>mothering saturday

hmm

how is "Barnett" a jewish name? It's the same as a town (apart from 1 extra t).
>>72109360
please tell me that is merely a post with the pretense of stupidity.

gurgly poos sloshing out of my anus

>>72107359
didn't jerry get taken after ww1

>>72109358
cuántos gatos tienes?
disfruta tu toxoplasma gondii

>>72109228
i was thinking buddhism which came from hinduism i think so i didn't want to totally count them out

>>72109402
Los tiene, pero le cuelga la tripa por delante. No es que esté gordo, tiene un pellejo que le cuelga donde la barriga, algunos gatos lo tienen.

>>72109408
Got no internet right now

>>72109464
(((Ireland)))

>>72109480
did buddhism come from hinduism?

>>72109422
cheeky

>>72109476
Uno solo, no soy el otro gatoposteador.

>>72109443
No, Woes doesn't go on 4chan but is aware most of his viewers do.

He's honestly a gentle soft-spoken Scot that happens to be an ethno-nationalist. Definitely the friendliest face of the Alt Right

>nobody answered my kilt question

:(

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>>72109443
Extremists are always embarassing desu. The alt-right aren't called anime nazis for nothing.

doing a dangerous library post lads

*sprinkles salt on your cornflakes*

>>72109481
ese gato se ve fortachón
él me coge a mí

>>72109436
>yank world ignorance

>>72109443

So... is he supposed to be discredited forever because he has no job or stable job?

I do not get it.

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>>72109443

>>72109498
maybe not i have a part in my brain telling me buddha was a hindu but that might be misinformation cause i learnt about it quite a while ago

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>>72109556
>this flag
>this post

reckon my gf would make a great /brit/poster
she's at the dentist and I just got a text saying "they're running late, tempted to play in the kids corner as distraction"
"they have a fish tank too"

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>>72109556
Very Spanish post

>>72109601
boring the fucking life out of me mate

have never had a girl touch my willy

>>72109639
nonce

>>72109631
exactly
apparently there's a nice yellow fish

>>72109639
nah

>>72109639
is that a nappy

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>>72109644
never had my willy inside a girls vagina

however I have had a girl touch and suck my willy

>>72109601
your gf is a redditor

>>72109673
what does it feel like?

>>72109672
Old age

>>72109680
nah, she's instagram-tier normie

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>>72109589
>>72109621

>>72109705
both me

who should i try to do a domination victory in Civ 5 with?

>>72109497
I'm not the one confusing south african slang for "nigger" with arabic word for "unbelievers".
never respond to any of my posts ever again.

probably from a post-WW2 town too, which may aswell be anywhere with no history.

>>72109724
Anybody but the Spanish

>>72109639
cute, CUTE!

>>72109735
the epithet comes from the arabic word anyway

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>tfw 22 years old loser
>tfw never graduated highschool
>tfw no driver's license
>tfw shitty part-time minimum wage job
>tfw fat dyel
>tfw low-testosterone
>tfw kissless virgin
>tfw tryin to live but it's hardly workin

Please help me. How can I become normal?

>>72109724
England on archipelago

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>>72109757

>>72109443
watched one or two of his videos bout a year ago and he just struck me as just another sad case with a webcam who couldn't articulate his opinions in an interesting way

also, is a newspaper doxxing someone like that even legal?

>>72109724
arabia
decent unique unit and their trade bonus is elite
also fun to spread islam aggressively

>>72109683
hand just feels like wanking but girls are pretty shit at it so its not as nice, however the fact that a girl is doing it makes it better

mouth is as you'd expect, warm and wet
looking down at her sucking your willy is vry arousing too

>>72109768
>>72109768
>>72109768
>>72109768

>>72109765
save at least 15% of your income
get educated, make yourself highly employable

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>>72109778
nothing is illegal when it comes to outing VILE NAZI KKK SCUM