/cum/

>>72103234
Where is her nood pic?

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cara posters btfo rofl

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>he voted for drumpf

I enjoy kissing cute girls

>>72103258
Too much plastic surgery in the face. She looks like a real doll.

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Hey /cum/ it's been about 6 months but I'm back.

A lot has happened since I left, how has /cum/ been?

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>See this
what

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>>72103263
same

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>>72103234
ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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What a shitty thread.

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>>72103261
Fuck of librul

Emma is a great example of a beautiful woman who fell under the feminist spell, ruining her forever. Someone could have saved her

>feminist wants to fuck fantasy animals
hmmm

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>mfw there are people IN THIS VERY THREAD who don't listen exclusively to traditional music

tfw p s y c h o p a t h

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>>72103266
what

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gf just taped this to a nuclear missile and launched it at my house

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>>72103261
>he voted for anyone but Trump

So you're either not white, or a retard.

>>72103234
She looks pretty old already.

>>72103277
>these are the people that tell you that you have to go back

really fires up the old meezer huh.

>>72103277
>Great Value branded snacks

Gross

I've been h a r m e d

>>72103278
Nothing is uglier than raging bitch.

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The gf (male) just sent me this lads, what do I do

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>>72103274
fuck off faggot

>>72103314
wtf where did you get this picture of me

>>72103281
>there are people in this thread who arent flaming faggots like me

FTFW, champ.

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>>72103267
>nobody replies

I know you're all the same autistic losers as when I use to post here, don't pretend you're not

Was at a show early and some disgusting white male with terrible ebonics was lamenting about being poor the whole time, ruining the ambiance for me and me date.
We get it. You and every single ancestor before you was too retarded to amass anything resembling wealth. Please keep that at home. It's embarrassing when you commenting on my chain that worth more than you've earned in 10 years in front of your girlfriend.

>>72103293
She's had a lot of work done and looks like a high quality sex doll. Do not take that as I would not smash. I would smash.

When does Game of Thrones start again, buds?

Im quite glad I casted my ballot for Donald J Trump unlike corn holiing cock sucking ass fagots link post on CUM with a German flag
>>72103277
HE SHOULD FUCKING DIE

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did someone mention vaping?

>>72103331
Actually, a lot of people have changed. I recognized your stupid meme, I just didn't want to encourage it.

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Zrumphy dumpfy

>>72103316
She has the lower body of a fucking skeleton. Disgusting.

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>>72103330
say that to my face and not online and see what comes about you fuck

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dudes what if consciousness is all like one thing and memories are like cubicles that the man (god) imprisoned us in

>>72103349
Drumpf will never be president

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>>72103334
good lad

>>72103351
t. fag

webm of me juggling
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1489123107981.webm

>>72103336
Huh?

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*vapes into the night*

>>72103354

Ya mero que?

Donald Trump is in the same breath as Jesus Christ in my eyes

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Hold on drumpfkins, this will only hurt a lot.

I will be taking a vape hit while hitting the post button.

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>>72103348
Oh then there is nothing left for me here anyway. So long bud.

P.S. I got registered specifically to vote for Trump

P.P.S OUR GUY WON THE SUPERB OWL!!!!!

The only reason no one wants to have sex with me is because I have a learning disability

>>72103363
>I-Im not gay guys, I swear!
>Y-Y-Your the gay one!

Whatever helps you sleep at night, princess.

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>>72103388
i can't be the only one with yellow fever in here

>>72103389
you're also possibly ugly and boring

>>72103389
dummy

>>72103400
the wall just got ten feet higher

Sometimes I wish there was a draft and I was drafted just so I didn't have to deal with my responsibilities

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>Donald Trump is in the same breath as Jesus Christ in my eyes

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pls resist

>>72103389
My gf has one, she had no problem

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>>72103388
It was a good /cum/ night, made some nice threads.

>>72103400
I don't have a specific fever. Hot chicks are just hot.

Illegal border crossings down 40% in first month of Trump presidency

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Reading twitter today i found a comment of someone saying because Trump was a billionaire and the president, well, that meant he was smart.

Do people really think that?

>>72103414
He is. I would gladly take a bullet for him

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>>72103338
U mad bro?

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>>72103416
she was supposed to win bruhs

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>>72103400
That is a man amigo, not even memeing.

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ducc post

*drinks tap water*
sudden urge to join the army and finance a house and a car

also want to marry a fat girl who spends a lot of money and not make any of my food at home, just contribute to the growing poisoning business known as overpriced fast food companies

>>72103435
delet this

Normalfagging around gets pretty tiring

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>>72103426
No that makes him an orange xenophobic rural suburban retard with tiny hands

>>72103426
Typical to become a billionaire you have to be smart
>>72103433
Stop posting. Your family already has enough shame

>>72103400
Probably has a concave ass. No gracias, amigo.

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>>72103338
Hmmm?

dear all white people
kys
fin

>>72103426
I mean, he's not dumb. He not only is a billionaire but also went against most odds and became president of the United States

I think that takes some intelligence

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me

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>>72103440
I like duccs, they smell bad though.

Nothing worse than CTR/ShareBlue LARPers desu

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Why has everyone turned into terrible shitposter this past few days.

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AMERINIGGERS BTFO

>>72103453
That is a man.

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>>72103450
Hehehe oh well

>>72103425
The rest are going to Canada. Enjoy the socialism plus refugees welcome, buds.

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>>72103426
> tfw too intelligent to be a billionaire

>>72103475
>Cara in Africa

hmmmmmmmm...

Drumpf will never become president

tfw you don't live in a Single-party Communist-Socialist Republic in South East Asia

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCBR8-60-B28hp2BmDPdntcQ

>when were connected, it means we all believe in eachother

assuming female-assimilation-borg

>>72103461
There is a 100% chance that anyone who says that Trump is not intelligent has a lower IQ than him.

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>>72103475
Well not everyone, you were always a terrible shitposter.

>but really there are many /cum/ newfags

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>>72103456
>>72103485

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>>72103471
>y-you're payed to have a different opinion than me
Umm sorry sweetie, but Drumpf lost to Hillary by 6 million votes and most americans despise him

modern jews are smart and hard working

>>72103481
A man with a concave ass. Why is the Mexican so fucking gay?

>>72103501
This.
>>72103515
Not this.

tfw your currency isnt the dong

Donald "J" Trump?

More like Hitler Beenito-Cheeto faggotface shit eater lava asshole licker cumstain DUMP-DRUMPF

>>72103522
that's a girl you absolute homofag

I have a hard time being attracted to Asians anymore

>>72103522
Mexicans are simple folk, they don't know they scary world of traps.

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>>72103475
I showed up suddenly

>>72103450
>Typical to become a billionaire you have to be smart

Not true, of course being smart makes it easier but thats true for everything in this life.

>>72103461
Not true, there are other factors that makes someone electable. I love Ronald Reagan with all my heart but i don't consider him an smart man.

And also, i'm not saying Trump is dumb, is just that line of thinking was so weird to me.

Don't respond to non-cum flags or there will be no money deposited into your account

>>72103440
haha so fat duc

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Been working on becoming a normie and been able to talk to girls without being a complete autist.

How is everyone else holding up?

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Just checked and this guy is still president. The system works.

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>>72103508
Triggered?

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Good job shareblue, seems like our work here is done!

Drumpf btfo once again!

>>72103548
gave up before trying

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>>72103234

why is Mexico allowed in this general?

> tfw attracted to all races of women other than black women

Truly life is suffering.

>>72103563
cu doesn't sound as appealing as cum, does it?

>>72103563

Because im the best poster here, thats why.

>>72103565
There are cute Asian women but the ones who look like those that this beaner is posting aren't attractive to me
>>72103551
Drumpf btfo

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>women

Whatever happened to BajaChan? Is she still here?

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>>72103234

emma is CUTE

CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>72103539
I really doubt someone with sub 90 in can become billionaire or president. Just my two pence

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>debating the intelligence of successful people while spending hours posting on a thread called /cum/ discussing such topics as anime, celebrities and vaping

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I'm drunk as fuck

>>72103563
we're chill and have souls unlike wh*tes

>>72103589
>he hasn't seen the nudes

I want to have three or four kids

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>>72103551
Not in the least bit

>>72103590
She looks like the corporate boss lady you'd love to bang in the bathroom, but probably gets passed around daily by bad boys

Didn't Emma Watson recently do nudes?

>>72103603
VERY rude

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>>72103551
Look up William McKinley, that was our other option.

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>>72103616
She looks like le athiest science man

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>>72103533
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2015/12/18/chinese-otoko-no-ko-alice-stuns-netizens-with-his-hypnotizing-beauty%E3%80%90pics%E3%80%91/

Sorry Mexico, that is a dude.

>>72103548
I peaked 2 years ago right before starting college, now I'm a sexually frustrated anxious idiot that cries himself to sleep from time to time.
Everything's going aight i guess

>>72103638
He's a very pretty man.

>>72103533
Why are you so fucking gay? How old were you when your parents realized you were a flaming fuck? 6? 7 maybe?

>>72103638
Image is photoshopped

we should euthanize the morbidly obese

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>>72103638
>rebbit loves them both

That Asian trap had a vagina I'd hit it.

My doctor put me on anti-depressants even though I told her I didn't want them.

So now I'm on anti-depressants and the only thing its made me feel is itchy

>>72103644
jesus christ what the fuck there's no bulge here >>72103400 why do asians have such a tiny dick a bulge isn't even noticeable???!!?!?!?

>>72103666
im not gay

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>>72103686
This thing was born male.

>anti depressants
>birth control
Ahhh yes, the modern way to chemically force conformity and destroy our minds and bodies

>>72103695
>going to psychiatrists instead of ignoring your mental health
Faggot

>>72103695
You don't have to take anything you don't want. My doctor tried to put me on those jew meds too, refused them and changed doctors.

>>72103707
>no bulge
>asian

NO SHIT
O

S
H
I
T

>>72103728
It's not the first doctor who said they thought I had depression so I figured I'd give it a shot

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>>72103707
Also, I hope you didn't fap to that image too many times.

>>72103714
Yeah

>>72103607
But I have, you still didn't answer my question.

>>72103759
i didn't

my sanity is safe

>>72103707
The fact that you deny it is fucking hilarious. You probably end up drenched in sweat whenever a 15 year old boy walks past. Even more so if its an asian boy.

>>72103764
Has one of those manmade inside-out dick """"vaginas"""". Would you?

>>72103778
lol ok

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>>72103778
I bet YOU'RE the pedohomo trying to deflect

>>72103750
Anti depressants are one of the worst if not the worst drug you can take. Do some independent research.

Leg is falling asleep lads

>>72103792
>h-h-ha h-ha h-he doesnt know w-what hes talking about...
>I WILL be a pretty princess one day! Im gonna make my sugar daddy proud!

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>lads

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Hey /cum/

>>72103822

RIP

>>72103780
Nah, the DNA still says boy.

>>72103820
At least it's not going to give me an opium addiction

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm9ghwCXvm4
>ontario

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>>72103839
hey

>>72103850
Nah just irreversibly fuck up your brain chemistry and make you a good complacent goy.

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>>72103848
One anon used to spam these nude photos of a post-op tranny on /pol/ claiming it to be his gf, made me want to puke looking at that """""pussy""""". It was humorous though to see the underaged/virgins think it was a real woman.

>>72103839

hey handsome.

>>72103865
I'd rather that than be some dude who thinks everything is going to ruin his life.

>>72103886
> everything
> anti depressants

You're messing with the worst of the worst. Kike drugs designed to rob you of your dreams and aspirations.

>>72103882
Post op trannies have a huge suicide rate. I honestly think it should be harder to legally change.

>>72103852
What's even more retarded is that those are supposed to be ads for Canada's 150th anniversary. Classic Liberal Ontario gov't move turning them into Liberal party agitprop, paid for by the taxpayers of course. Nothing to do with the Confederation anniversary at all.

>>72103806
I bet youve masturbated at least twice to at least one picture of your mom.

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>>72103852
>include every single fucking racial minority they could think of
>include fag flags
>include every fucking diversity gimmick
>no mention WHATSOEVER of Franco-Ontarians, despite their historical importance in the demographic history of the province, and despite the history of blatant discrimination (i.e. something none of these recent Pajeets ever actually fucking experienced) which they went through
Ok, I am quite literally angry

God damn I hate anglos so god damn FUCKING much.

My problem with being with a tranny wouldn't be the genitalia issue, it would be the fact they they would still act like a dude no matter how often they try to act cute, it would still come out and be a huge turnoff

>>72103900
That's kind of the thing, I have no dreams and no aspirations. There's nothing in the life that I really want anymore besides my families health.

I don't want a gf, I don't want a well paying job, a car or a big house. I don't really want anything at all.

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>God damn I hate anglos so god damn FUCKING much.

vietnam

>>72103267
Half ot the posters got banned and replaced, then half got banned again.
Other than that, a bit more europosters.

>>72103907
>Post op trannies have a huge suicide rate.
>BUT WE NEED TO BE IN THE ARMY
>AND BE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES IN EVERY OTHER SPHERE
>OR ELSE WE COMMIT SUICIDE

Maybe their high suicide rate is not because they are treated differently but they are trying to jerry-rig a female using hormones and surgery...

>>72103958
Aren't post op trannies more likely to kill themselves than pre-op ones

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>making an egg sandwich
>drunk as fuck
>pepper grinder is empty
>try to refill it like a good roommate
>lose the top of the grinder that screws off
>gonna get an ear full in the morning]
Good news is, I found a bouncy ball the cat pushed behind the fridge.

>>72103958
It's from regret and fucked up hormones.

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>>72103588
>Women birth half the population
So who births the other half?

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>>72103922
>t. retarded franco
You should know no history in Ontario occurred before the 1990's, only racism/sexism/islamophobia/transphobia etc.

Bigot!

>>72103958
When I was in bootcamp they were telling us about how some fag sailor intentionally blew up one of the big cannons on some ship because his bf left him or some shit, and killed 30+ people

>>72103988
post op trannies

French-Canadians in Ontario should be gassed
Ontario in general should be gassed

post op trannies should be illegal and all effeminate/short gays should become placed on hrt immediately

>>72104001
I don't want to be placed on hrt

Quebec

>>72104022
too bad

youre a woman now

>>72103999
If British Columbia, Alberta and Saskatchewan were to form an independent state I would be so happy.

No more fucking french leeches or supporting Newfie bums.

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>>72103997
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Iowa_turret_explosion
wew

>>72104036
;_;

Any male who's past the age of 21 and has never put his penis inside of a vagina should be placed on HRT and a strict diet to give them bodies which are as feminine as possible.

>>72103981
she looks like my ex, but my ex has bigger boobs, and I miss her but not her-her, just the fact that she was a girl that liked me and im pathetic

>>72104053

delet this

>>72103728
Fucking this. Anti depressants are the devil. My parents coerced me into taking them when I was a teenager going through normal teen angst troubles. Turned 1/4 of my brain to mush, I'm certain. Psychiatry is such a fucking meme. You're better off being functionally addicted to booze or street drugs if you really need chemicals for a depression.

why are you fags talking about trannies so much holy fuck go get laid

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found the tranny

>>72104069
I did yesterday

>>72104053
Why? Are you attracted to a man's anus? Sounds like you belong on HRT. Or better yet, on cyanide, you disgusting faggot.

zelda is good

>>72104069
Because Mexico posted a cross-dresser

>>72104065
>putting a teen on anti-depressants

found the issue, your parents didn't care about you

>>72104095
t. virgin

>>72104053
I'm 6'3", hairy as fuck and very broad shouldered. You'd be putting my lumberjack body to waste. besides HRT wouldn't do shit to me now

>>72104098

sure is

>>72104069
That's the plan

i have a conversation with a tranny on twitter today

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>>72104065
TAKE YOUR MEDICINE GOYIM

>>72104098
Link is slightly better

I think they should put programs in place where the individuals showing up for "HRT" are instead thrown in a fucking gas chamber. Hang the fags.

>tfw I used to post on /r9k/

>>72104103
t. flaming faggot

>>72103990
No, but seriously, I would really like to see them try to justify this shit. If they were going for diversity points, even including aboriginal Americans, then how fucking hard would it have been to at least include some mention (even just a tiny one, such as a francophone school or god knows fucking what) of a group which used to be a huge portion of the population?

>>72104044
>In response to the new findings, the U.S. Navy, with Sandia's assistance, reopened the investigation. In August 1991, Sandia and the GAO completed their reports, concluding that the explosion was likely caused by an accidental overram of powder bags into the breech of the 16-inch gun. The U.S. Navy, however, disagreed with Sandia's opinion and concluded that the cause of the explosion could not be determined. The U.S. Navy expressed regret (but not an apology) to Hartwig's family and closed its investigation.
Dayum

All effeminate men should be put on mandatory PT and possibly testosterone.

>>72104127
t. has never benis in bagina

>>72104126
I used to lurk there for the ebin lulz, but there it too much gay/cuckposting now to be interesting.

>>72104126
i believe it

All people should be forced to work out for one hour a day and have a healthy diet.

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>>72104129
>white people
>not all literally Hitlers
Bigot

>>72104137
A man's anus is not a vagina, princess. No matter how much frilly silk lingerie said "man" is wearing.

Robots kept calling me a normalfag and teling me to go away

all people should be forced to be skinny

below average thread

I don't post in /cum/ for a few days and it goes to shit

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All people should reply to this post.

I realized the east coast is shit when everyone from the cities were praising my soulless suburban sprawl an hour outside the cities as "wonderful, beautiful nature"

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>mfw there was a virgin near me
>>72104187
I was banned for a while.

>>72104187

I've been playing Zelda but now i'm back.

>>72104160
The Queen lives off a steady diet of meat and booze

If it's good enough for her it's good enough for us. vegans pussies btfo

I wish I was a girl

>>72104175
wonder if she'll be forced to step down

Why isint cara banned yet?

>>72104208
A healthy diet would include plenty of meat for protein.

>>72104195
National parks with millions of visitors per year, litter, cars everywhere and a lot restrooms isn't nature imo either.

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>The Queen

>>72104216
The real question is how will the Cons manage to fuck up the next election.
>>72104218
Ban evasion

Imagine hockey if every defenseman was a gorilla like Subban.

>>72104223
I'll fight you

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>>72104220
agreed, but this mostly-suburban with a few forests mixed in is pretty drab. the west is memed so much but if I stay in NJ any longer I'm just going to kill myself lmao

>>72104242
Becomes slightly more popular in the USA I guess.

>tfw I started school a year late so I'm a year older people expect me to be

>>72104242
Would it make hockey watchable? I doubt it.

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anzu >>>> cara

>>72104102
They did care, they were just stupid as fuck and thought taking a crapshoot with my brain chemistry as a kid was a good idea, I guess. I try to explain that to them now, as an "adult", but they just stutter and walk away or get angry. Dunno if I'll ever have children of my own, but if I do I want raise them like that.

>>72104257
Nobody cares.

>>72104264
At least she doesnt have a penis.

fuck the queen

kiss me

Anzu and Cara are both shit

humans are fucked

I want to build a giant robot and go on a rampage

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>At least she doesnt have a pe-

>>72104198
>there was a virgin near me

Whats the point in talking to yourself? Does it help you sleep at night?

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>>72104252
NJ has some okay wilderness though.

>>72104271
Clearly didn't care enough to talk to you about emotions before giving you a pill to fix you

>>72104280
I mean if you're into grannies.

>>72104286
This

>>72104255
I'm truly surprised black peoplw don't like it more. Even Hispanics seem to like it here.

why don't i have a boyfriend?

I hope the queen breaks her hip

My genocide crusade begins
*unsheathes*

>>72104318
You're too masculine

>>72104302
Wild spiders and heroin junkies.

I'll probably die before the queen and I was born in 1997 :/

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>>72104286
Can we get a better /cum/ girl? Doesn't seem right the greatest general doesn't have a designated /ourgirl/ to post.
>inb4 Anzu, Cara, Emma, Felicity

>>72104302
eh, it's alright. I go hiking around PA/NJ and most of the time when I'm out the forests look like Fallout 3. Maybe New England is a lot better but those interior winters would wipe me out

>>72104294
This image should be used during the interrogation of pedophile suspects. If the suspect gets even a slight boner, it should be given an immediate dose of cyanide.

>>72104344

Cara is only mine.

>>72104344
We have one and it's Taytay.

>>72104344
I think a requirement is she must be from a cum nation, no yuros

Guys, how do I stop being a narcissistic, uptight asshole?

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>emma isnt /our gal/

>>72104337
FUCK

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>>72104286
i have been beckoned

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>>72104344
I vote White teen Grande

>>72104370
Terrible taste

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>>72104344
Meximilf

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>>72104362
>Cara is only mi- >>72103079

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>I'lll never get to experience election night with /cum/ because I was banned

I'm so sorry buds, I should've been there for you but I made one too many shart jokes

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I vote this Mexican nun

>>72104391
>I'll never get to live through going to college the day after Trump won and experiencing all the butthurt

>>72104381

fantastic*

>>72104391
>spending election night here and not on /pol/

It's a good thing you were banned.

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>>72104344
>/cum/ girl

heh none of those are /cum/ girl. /cum/ girl was murdered by some autistic creep named Alex Shores

*

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>>72104344
anzu is too good for this cesspool anyway

>>72104403
Wrong. She's disgusting Bong.

>>72104304
Maybe. Some things we'll never know.

>>72104402
I can tell you all about it: one teacher was sick and canceled class and nobody talked about the results. The end.

>>72104422

she's french

>>72104418
>*too gay for even this gay cesspool

FTFY, pedofag.

>>72104426
lol that sounds about right

>>72104429
Both of her parents are English. She's a disgusting Bong. It doesn't matter where she was born. Her nationality is British. She doesn't even hold French citizenship.

>>72104418
Everything about her is fake, how can anyone like this?

>>72104383
Damn

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>>72104436
>>>/lgbt/

>>72103234
I want her to BRAAAP in my face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o-7MmhqNfA

Bong girls are not disgusting

*

*closes an epic action post*

>>72104370
Worst brit girl.

>>72104470
Their heads are fucking massive bud

Childhood is being attracted to Emma Watson
Adulthood is realizing that systematic elimination of the English always just made more sense

>>72103270
Nice, a window to the soul. That's where I put my penis

Why not BajaChan?

>>72104492
>>72104492
>>72104492
>>72104492
Nu

>>72104458
Whatever you say, champ.

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how do you feel about droopy tits?

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>>72104470
>british women

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British girls are cute as fuck. Youre a bunch of faggots, unironically. I'd haul around the slums of africa with a kalashnikov on my back and waste AIDS nigs in the desert for a decade if it meant they'd send me a nice britbong girl with good tits and dat accent at the end. Eat shit.

>>72103269
brown nipples lol

>>72103277
Red velvet?

>>72103377
One is kike puppet, other removed kikes from their thrones and got killed

Becoming a billionaire is easy. Just erect some buildings

>>72103234
What would it feel like to be penetrated by Aslan's beastly lion cock?

>>72105144
Why don't you try getting fucked by a lion for yourself since its legal in canada.
Also Alsan probably doesn't have one since Christopher is a christian and childrens writer.