/brit/

*grimaces*

WINE GUM POWER RANKINGS
1. yellow
2. orange
3. green
4. red
--HUGE POWER GAP--
5. black

cringe

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>>72065348

business idea: relocate all ginge lasses in England to Canada

*shudders*

*runts*

leafs fucking suck. get out of here

*quivers*

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watching X-files with no lights on

contort the face to indicate a certain mental or emotional state

>>72065409
is he ok

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sue

>>72065409

Comfy

You leaf fuck

>>72065434
need to spaff on her shoulder

>>72065409

why does mulder always seem so nonchalant?

"yeah I just saw some crazy paranomal shit, no biggie."

it's annoying

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https://twitter.com/melaninist/status/839250734277361664

cooking wedges waiting for the gf to call me after her shift :)

>>72065434
need to spack on her shoulder

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>>72065446
to frustrate Scully and mare her crave his dicc

>>72065409
We're dans la maison

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me on the right

might nigger the gf tonight

>>72065434
cracking norks for a nip

>>72065434
need to spaff in her mouth and have her chomp down

I don't get this, at the time most people would have been horrifically racist, why wouldn't Britain just conscript a few million non whites from their colonies and use them as cannon fodder once they realised how bloody the fighting was? They could have easily gotten 10 million Indians if they wanted and overwhelmed Germany by sheer numbers.

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>>72065488
(you) in the middle

*vapes*

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>>72065500
because you brits aren't as smart as you sound

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very very sad i have nothing high res and indeed no other pics of this consert

So sad!

Is the x files real formulaic?

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idea: turn gibraltar into a megalithic military base

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I'm 27 and have smoked at least 10 cigarettes per day since I was 14. This means I have smoked a bare minimum of 47,450 cigarettes in my lifetime

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*blocks your path*

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What do Africans think when they meet black Yanks? Are they embarrassed like when Europeans meet white Yanks?

the more you study the british empire the more you realise it was all just smoke and mirrors

britain didn't control shit. they usually just made deals with some local leaders to have influence over certain areas

>>72065547
It's a megalithic tax haven

>>72065564
yes

most african blacks are quite hostile towards caribbean and american blacks

*crosses the Albu Kamal/al-Qa'im crossing into western Anbar*
*conquers Fallujah*
*takes full control of Raqqa from the other militias*
*sends 800 fighters into the desert of Ninawa*
*conquers Mosul and begins to push further south along the Mosul-Tikrit highway*
*enters Salahuddin, conquers Tikrit and Samarra*
*massacres 1700 soldiers near Camp Speicher*
*loses control of Samarra after a short while due to an extensive bombing campaign*
*declares an Islamic Caliphate*
*establishes a front between the Sunni triangle and the Sunni/Shia divide*
*fosters a relationship with the Sunni tribes after the disaster of Majlis Shura al-Mujahidin a decade earlier*
*conquers Ramadi and Hit*
...
...
...
*then lose it all*

banter desu

>>72065564
>>72065589
wrong. niggers are niggers. they become "homies" and "brothas" real quick

Where is Thailad? At another one of his Nazi rallies?

Mad to think someone could have grown up in Victorian times before cars and planes and seen two world wars, the birth of new technologies like the television and watched the moon landings and even voted for Thatcher.

mad to think only a few decades ago divorce basically never happened because it was so taboo and hard to do

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>>72065621
ah yes, because you know ALL about that.

lol you racists make me laugh

Imagine being a bloke who got to finger the queen lol

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lecture at 9

>>72065662
hello nigger

>>72065664
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>72065621
nah

britain has a small black middle class and they're very respectable and nice people

>>72065664
Imagine sniffing the Queen's shit

>>72065664
>>72065694
reported both of these posts for treason

business idea: clothes made out of towels

>>72065693
t. Tunji Mutumbe

Do not make vulgar posts about the Queen you fucking mongs.

>>72065693
hello nigger

>>72065715

Pretty good

Beach wear

@72065685

Hello Edgy White Kid.

Not all black people around the world are buddy buddy. I wish it were true.

Then again you say that like its a bad thing. You on the other hand probably can't get along with any white people because you are a recluse. Sorry not everyone is socially retarded like you.

>>72065715
business idea: towels made out of paper

need to write a 5000 word essay due in 1 and a half weeks

>>72065742
hello actual nigger

>>72065742
kek fuck off

still baffles me that easily triggered non-whites post here

business idea: paper made of towels

>>72065742
American nigger culture is rampant in the African youth though

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>nigger

how come africans who move to the west from, say, nigeria, are much better, hard-working and more respectable than black people who are born and raised in the west (like african-americans)

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daily reminder that edgy white kids that still use the word Nigger as an insult on the internet are chicken shits in real life.

example: >>72065754

They think black people posting on /int/ is wild.

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>>72065742
white folks are hard workers and everyone can respect a hard worker

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>>72065715
there's an entire religion based on this already

Business idea: enslave the coloureds

>>72065810
those aren't towels
dumb americans just call them towels because they're dumb americans
(foy)

>>72065810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-EfW7gYzns

>>72065805
>They think black people posting on /int/ is wild.
yeah, considering 4chan has always been known for being racist and using the word nigger it is a bit odd that a nigger would post here
return to reddit, my nigger friend.

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Why do Yanks love Britain so much?

Had a vivid dream that i was kidnapped by the UVF and they video'd my torture but i became 4chan famous for bane posting irl the whole way through

>>72065848
because you created us

>>72065778
>Easily triggered

where did I say im offended. Sounds like you are triggered.

>>72065781
ok, and what am I supposed to do about that? do I look like nelson motherfuckin mandela

do i complain to you about these disgusting white people in trailer parks acting like degenerates themselves?

>>72065549
I'm 18 I've been using tobacco since I was 14 and a 50gr can lasts me max 2 weeks
I've put about 10 kilos in my lip at least

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>>72065848
Your women are sexy

>>72065848
because of the beatles

>>72065844
>not myriam's song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ige6CcXuMg

>>72065850

*blinks B-A-N-E in Morse code*

>>72065850
had a somewhat similar dream a few weeks ago of someone getting executed in the desert by what i assume is ISIS but i viewed it from under the sand, it was weird

have never eaten a taco

>>72065799
Nigerians are actual psychopathic scum lad. 60% are unemployed, they are nice as fuck when they're in a pub toilets surrounded by local lads but don't you ever leave one of them alone with a white woman. They are like animals waiting for their moment, they're literally not people
t. Irishman who grew around Nigerians

>>72065863
why do niggers have significantly higher crime rates than other races?

haHA

just searched that arab chant

next youtube vid i click on and this is the advert:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUZ8vrw_dxo

absolute STATE of t'internet

>>72065892
Missing out

>>72065863
I'm just letting you know that they are much quicker to emulate other blacks than whites are to emulate whites. So in a sense, they are "buddy buddy"

>>72065846
i usually post on /o/ and have been since 2008.

I started going on /int/ for fun.

/b/ and /pol/ are racist boards you cac.

>>72065908
because you have a low iq my white friend.

Americans ruining the thread

>>72065911
shan't

>>72065925
Srsly :/

>>72065925
you say this like it's a new thing

>>72065911
Shan't give it a single view

i like niggers

>>72065931
tldr searching something with word 'arab' on youtube will get you flagged instantly

I've said nigger irl but only as a joke since I don't know anyone who I'd legitimately consider a proper nigger

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>>72065924
Ayyy /o/

If you don't like being spied on then just go live in a cave with a herd of goats

>>72065966
You already said this

No one cares

>>72065924
>/o/
ah yes, reddit: the board
considering you think only /b/ and /pol/ are racist and you are this upset at the word nigger, it seems you just came here within the past week, so jog on shitskin

>>72065965

what mark is that? international harvester? lel

>>72065991
daihatsu

>>72065976
fuck off stalker

>>72065991
daihatsu, stupid leaf

need a goth gf

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westerners who convert to Islam really upset me
I don't even care about the >muh women muh barbarism shit either
and its only Islam, converts to anything else don't really bother me as much.

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The Help

>>72066033
please tell me this is from a porn video

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>>72066037

>>72065991
Daihatsu feroza on 44" tires
Was for sale for like $1000

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>>72066061

Need an androgynous gf desu lads

>it's a mixing benzos with alcohol episode

my favourite kind of episode tbf

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>>72066061

netflix and chill is code for sex

I think I've figured out normies now

>>72066084

Milk bag

>>72066096
OH FUCK

>>72066081
think I forgot this one

>>72066084
Landa brúsi

>>72066084
sort of

it's a made up forced meme by the netflix advertisement people

*cums on you*

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The 'mates' caught me virgin walking today. FFS

feeling cheeky

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

why is the prostate sensitive in your poop shoot

why do only men have prostates

is it so that the males in a hunter gatherer society can take a large and possibly painful dump and then quickly get back to hunting?

>>72066135
i practiced all weekend to hide the virgin walk and the lads never brought it up so i thought i'd gotten away with it

but i had a bit of a cold and did the virgin cough so they all took the piss out of me

they're still roasting me in the group chat

it is my understanding that prostates make cum

i wish i was a woman, just imagine how easy my life would be, even if i live in mexico

>>72066180
look up the function of a prostate, idiot. and it doesn't hurt your prostate when you take a large poo

https://www.almasdarnews.com/article/isis-leader-baghdadi-abandons-mosul-fight-field-commanders-u-s-iraqi-sources-say/

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rip drumpf

>>72066206
>and it doesn't hurt your prostate when you take a large poo

this is not what I've stated in my post

you're the idiot here you dumb fucking yank

FOY

in my province they are closing down schools because the number of kids is declining

but at the same time they are keeping the same number of spots open in teacher's college, when we already have a surplus of teachers. so taxpayers are subsidizing the education costs of teachers which we don't need

politicians are retarded

drumpf has jews on his side

wish i was dutch or poortuguese

>>72066278
you can always export teachers to the developing world

>>72066270
*sits on your face mid-sentence so only muffled noises can be heard*
what was that mate

Now that no one is awake im confident enough to say I actually like Canada a lot

>>72066298
>it's real

now that the aussies are waking up I'm confident enough to say you bogan fucks can all go fuck yourselves

australians WELCOME

hmm

english > french > canadian > mexican > aussies > irish > yanks > kiwis

Changed my mind lads hate canada again

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why is making tea such effort

>>72066368
>frenchcucks that high up

No amount of frogs can equal the MIGHTY ANGLO

>>72066368
what's wrong with the kiwis

English>yanks=canadians>aussies>kiwis>mexicans>irish>fr*nch

>>72066368
canadians should be first tbf
excellent posters

really not sure what to think about this sudden surge in pro canadian posting

think it might be a big ruse

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>>72066387
>>72066405
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH THE FRENCH

>>72066390
kiwis are shit posters and every single kiwi I know is a rapist or a paedophile (or both)

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luring out the old 'nadians

>>72066448
sounds pretty french to me

>>72066454
>not "down with the cisness"
what a waste

>>72066454
me behind the door

so much music to listen to so little time

>>72064505
>>72064505
>>72064505
NUUUUU

need a dominant gf to abuse me so that I can secretly get off on it

I just found out gisele bundchen isn't german

my whole life is a lie

wish i was obama

>>72066533
just niggers being niggers
surprised he didn't chimp out at the cashier for something

>>72066245
silly normies, witches went extinct in the 90s

>>72066556
bit racist

>>72066584
not really

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The call that saved Britain

anglo rankings

1. canadians
2. americans
3. aussies
4. brits
5. kiwis

power gap

9001. "saffas"

>>72066597
>b-bush-san, can I use the t-toilet

>>72066609
leaf tier post

English
British Columbians
Yanks = Aussies = kiwis
my feces

rest of canada

Could do with a girlfriend lads

>>72066616
ah yes its the 'i smoke the best bc bud' 9 year old stoner from rhyl who set his mums pot pourri on fire and now thinks canada isn't universally shit

>>72066631

bit gay that

girls are not funny because there is no social impetus for them to be. Humor is a social lubricant that enables men to gain status through entertaining others and thus accruing positive attention for themselves. This is why the importance of being funny is often stressed for men as a means of wooing women.

Conversely, women already have social value just by virtue of being women, so they don't really need to cultivate sense of humor because they don't need anything beyond their physicality to draw attention from others, generally.

That's really it. Girls aren't funny because they dont gotta be

>British Columbians
ah yes, I forgot about the massive cultural differences between canadian provinces

English>canadian loyalists>feces>leafs

>>72066665
so close

BC canadians are the fucking same as basically the rest of them

the fake frogs are the only ones noticeably different

>>72066666

>>72066657
FOY

>>72066676
ah yes, I forgot about the massive cultural differences between canadian provinces

>>72066674
AAAAAAAJ

>>72066639
But I'm a boy :3

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>>72066657
there are bigger cultural divides between the provinces than between European states

finally some fucking recognition

loyalist with ancestors from new jersery ere

beto why did you get triggered in the fidel castro thread?

Just watched '71. Squaddies seem like proper lads, moreso than American soldiers if I'm being honest.

>>72066657

alberta and ontario are like two totally different countries

>>72066713
same with american states desu

>>72066713
>>72066731
doing a small scream

>72066713
the state of leaf education

>>72066672
was there

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morning lads

get out the way bishes, the best place on earth has arrived

>>72066773
thanks for announcing me m8

22 people confirmed coming to my St. Paddy's party on the first day of invites

countries should not have non-english letters in its english name
who let this happen

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>>72066754
sharting

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>>72066791
need a leaf version of this

so isis is pretty much dead. who's the next fad group of islamic terrorism?

>>72066773

that's how that rapper says it

hot sauce all in our top ramen ya bish

>>72066802
me sorry

>>72066815
what ever one the neocons invent or back to justify more us boots in the middle east

made a brit cum on chatrandom / gay

>>72066810
don't fucking care, and don't reply to me ever again

what do normal natives of curacao do every day?

Which one of you lads is this?

https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/839690971810004992

first I bang the drum

>>72066872
then i slurp your cum

>>72066815
western sleeper cells

>>72066872
then i bang your bum x

>>72066791
>Paddy's

fuck off muh heritage faggot.

Call it Patty's to annoy the irish

>>72066815

I haven't been keeping up, so is the civil war in syria almost over? I guess it's just assad vs the rebels now

>>72066859
can only assume they do what the people of every other island nation do and molest children

what was walcott thinking sending wenger on that early

aus is an island nation

>>72066899
Isis will be run out of Iraq in the next few weeks.

They are basically limited to just holding their ground in Raqqa in syria. they'll be goners there soon

They couldn't convert most of the locals of the cities they took over. too extremist.

>>72066937
corker of a post

>>72066939
Continents can't be islands sweetie

>>72066937
Walcott? don't you know that it's insane? Don't you want to get out of Cape Cod, out of Cape Cod tonight? .

>>72066943
They blew up a hospital in Kabul like yesterday, they aren't finished

>>72066958
they are finished. i have a doctorates in ISIS studies

>>72066945
what's a corker

>>72066754
me in the fedora

>>72066958
>Kabul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn9Wcy88Np4

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missing the ex

vapid roastie whores

>>72067047
rooo

English gf
Welsh gf
Scottish gf
Ulster gf
Irish gf

Pick one and EXPLAIN YOUR REASONING

>>72067058
any
reason: cuz I'm lonely haha

>>72067058
Irish so I could bash her head in

gas the taigs

>>72067058
Welsh gf
They seem qt, would also quite like to live in Wales. They also have the best accents of the lot

>>72067058
Irish but she must be a thicc redhead

Irish women are the most fertile women in the world

>>72067058
Aussie gf

time for a bath lads

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>>72067071

drinking black tea with no sugar

>>72067103

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS MY FUCKING MEME

If you haven't unlocked the ramtastic achievement on quizup, don't talk to me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixyCT47LGzY

good sketch

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>>72067125
Non-responsive

>>72067103
im black and were more fertile than white men, so no wonder irish girls go with black guys when they can

>>72067138
>implying all Canadians aren't a hivemind

Take the buddhist meme for example

Will girls always text you if they like you or are they waiting for you to text them?

>>72067164
yes

>>72067154
cultural consensus

*contorts the face to indicate a certain mental or emotional state*

>>72067164
changes depending on the girl.

also at a certain age people put a lot less value into texting each other.

went out on like 4 dates with my gf and we never texted besides setting up plans before we started dating.

still rarely do

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>>72067174
Non-responsive

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>tfw no cricketer gf

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>>72067136
that'll be 10 years in the iso-cubes for you perp

>>72067188
alright

*walks off and talks to someone about how weird you are*

*points in your direction and laughs*

>>72067151
hello nigger

need an overweight gf to bully into getting even fatter until she can't leave the house

>>72067230
word nmeans nothing to me.

its old af lol

>>72067237
Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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>>72067237

>>72067215
wtf no

>>72067242
Worst kind of niggers are the ones who pretend racism doesn't offend them

>tfw no gf to emotionally and physically degrade and bully me

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>welcome home sir

what do?

PSA: soul travels strange places at night

losers

Imagine fucking a 60+ year old

>>72067272
shit is childish bruh

Beginning to STRONGLY suspect that Free Fallin' by Tom Petty is the greatest rock song of all time

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>>72067315
how dis make u feel?
ur Nana makes ME cookies now

>>72067307
Beto why did you get triggered in the fidel castro thread?

>>72067324
running down a dream is the superior tom petty sing

why does this exist?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZabjNlrOEo

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>>72067298
>you will never be a 19th century English aristocrat hunting your lands by day and shagging your chambermaids by night

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look at this fucking cat

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>>72067371
Truly the worst feel

>>72067396
woah

Getting tired with these silly games

>>72067396
>>72067406
all me

*impersonates another australian*

>>72067458
this is NOT me

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Know your place servant

>>72067458
do this with phimo and other assorted runts who've tried to develop their own individual /brit/ personality

>>72067484
creativity is dead

>>72067509
yoooo dudeeee check this cat out nigga hahahahaha

*sits down aggressively*

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>people think muzzies won't be westernised

Just realized that there is no information about the human brain that doesn't from from brains. Very suspicious!

I'm literally still on acid right now AMA

Bit waved ngl

A distressing number of (white) girls I knew from school have married Asian guys

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NEED a Cuckquean wife

>>72067539
NEED an arab muslim gf
there is something about their nose that is VERY attractive

>>72067544
good post

(my brain told me to put that)

mornign edtiion

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>>72067573

i like niggers