/brit/

ah yes, very nutritious

lads,
I think I'm a nigger haha.

>>72067596
ew a nigger

Just realized that there is no information about the human brain that doesn't from from brains. Very suspicious that

>>72067596
/brit/ is strictly non-racist general, niggers welcome x

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UNA VELA HAHA

One of these days I'll get my act together x

>>72067603

The brain recognizes itself

Really makes the neurons fire

>>72067612
hows it foin?

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>tfw no Jennie gf

reading a manga lads wishing i had a lad to spoon x

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>>72067550
what are you're thoughts on sacred geometry and the endlessly reoccurring patters that crop up in all aspects of reality?

>>72067637
You better be a grill

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wtf? where did all the jews go?

>>72067663
vacation

>>72067652

Maybe it's just our tiny human brain which likes to seek out patterns and connect things which are otherwise unconnected

We also love symmetry

Why

Doing a WW1 feel lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gtyF93Pm2o

>>72067663
israel and new york

>>72067656
yes lad come here

*tucks my willy away*

hehehehehe.....

having a ham sandwich and some crisps and some sweet tea right now lads

doing a black metal listen

>>72067724
ggggggggwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaargorogorgorogorogorogorogorgorogoro BUDUNDADUNDADUDDUN
wililwiwliwliwlwiwiwliall ililiailileilaielieleielielielailaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CHUGGGGGOGOGOGOOGOGOGOGO

>>72067680
but the human brain is just as much a part of the universe and the biggest stars, but also the only part that can contemplate the existence of it all.

and these patterns are mathematical proofs
on that note Pythagoras spent 20 years studying and waiting to be allowed into the Egyptian mystery schools, and when he came out he created his philosophy of sacred geometry and mathematics.

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>>72067745
my favourite song

>>72067708
dolan plumf

>>72067760
that's a nigger cock and balls

using the n-word

>>72067806
you mean nigger?

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>>72067786
no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUgpSZ2XYpE&t=39s

>>72067786
why are yanks obsessed with big black cocks

>>72067761
>>72067786
>>72067806
>>72067819
FOUR FAT YANKS

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>nigger

the edginess

*records myself sharting*
*slows it down 50%*
*it becomes a best selling black metal album*

>>72067827
not black metal

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>>72067827
need an avant garde metal qt

since when is nigger a bad word

redpill me on ross noble

just realised "wigger" means white nigger

>>72067847
where did you go for so long?

i miss you posting here

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the gf giving a smile :3

>>72067967
he lived too far from me before his house got destroyed in a bushfire

>>72068013
not too far*

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this is my waifu

fucking dislike australians

>>72068038
>le alt right gf

fuck off reactionary

>>72067885
I was thinking of death metal (which is better)
this is good though they're more death fusion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toNA6BcPDDI

need a landwhale gf

>>72067573
Isn't it called The Irish Breakfast?

>>72068129
thin fucking ice mate

>>72068039
Me too.
Meetup?

>>72068053
i'm not an alt-rightist i'm a white nationalist but not in the traditional sense

i have no problem with blacks being in this country so long as we start talking a no nonsense approach which means a return to the "education entrepreneurship and investment" philosophy of booker t washington for how to uplift blacks rather than by using white tax money to provide them a base level existence

i'm also staunchly anti immigration and we need to really ramp up the deportations of hispanics

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post real breakfaststs

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>i'm not an alt-rightist i'm a white nationalist but not in the traditional sense
>i have no problem with blacks being in this country so long as we start talking a no nonsense approach which means a return to the "education entrepreneurship and investment" philosophy of booker t washington for how to uplift blacks rather than by using white tax money to provide them a base level existence
>i'm also staunchly anti immigration and we need to really ramp up the deportations of hispanics

Fuck everyone in this thread

>>72068129
England literally destroyed Irish culture so now their "culture" is just english culture painted green

>>72068160
Imagine the fat fuck that scoffs that lot down every morning at his site office before he starts his shift. Imagine the gargantuan log he'd be sitting on half a day later while he's still up in his fucking crane cabin

>>72068199
it's a novelty breakfast
finish it and it's free

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here's your breakfast

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>yfw reviewbra is a tranny now

had a full english this morning minus the bacon eggs and sausage

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>tfw no Hannah gf

>>72068160
honestly think I could take all that, maybe bar the toast

>>72068220
*here's your breakfast, runt

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>be me
>have full english breakfast for tea

check mate jews

>>72067830
a quartet of overweight citizens of the united states of america, you say?

>>72068149
>i have no problem with blacks being in this country so long as we start talking a no nonsense approach which means a return to the "education entrepreneurship and investment" philosophy of booker t washington for how to uplift blacks rather than by using white tax money to provide them a base level existence
Any white nationalist would piss at you for these ideas. You're just a conservative.
>i'm also staunchly anti immigration
USA is built on immigration, none of you except the natives have the moral right to be anti-immigrant. Also it worked great for you.
>we need to really ramp up the deportations of hispanics
Why do you hate Hispanics?
2bh they are the best major group in USA population. White Americans are boring obnoxious cunts with disgusting culture and horse-like women. Black Americans are uneducated and have issues with crime and poverty.
Hispanics are hard-working people speaking nice language, their girls are hot, their culture is interesting.

having some spiced butter tea for tea

don't know what games to play these days
lost all interest in them which has really fucked me since they took up 90% of my waking NEET hours

down to my last scrumpy jacks

poo

>>72068258
What does the common Russian think of English people?

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lmao
>Howard was unhurt despite needing to be “rescued by police” on Thursday after inadvertently coming across a group of angry CFMEU members protesting against cuts to penalty rates.

>>72068255
oh fuck off, we get it already

say uncle

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Art and history

going to get started on my homework right after i have a nap and kill myself

always read gf as gilf

>>72068325
kill yourself before, you'll be too tired after

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>tfw no gf

>>72068329
I think as gif like gift without the t but have heard people prononce it jiff wtf

>>72068345
fuck gross

>>72068258
>none of you except the natives have the moral right to be anti-immigrant

https://youtu.be/K84c7NlZzno

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been too lazy to do tarot readings in /brit/ again
done some for /div/ but it's a lot of work

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wish i were a christian desu


>raised with no religion
>can only see the world in stark reality
>will never have child like imagination

how can i get back at the oneitis lads? fucking fuming still

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>>72068379
to smart too be an atheist

>>72068391
i think messaging her with a fake account and calling her mean things would suffice

>>72068378
give us a future with a fat gf lad

>>72068404
i was thinking more along the lines of killing her bf

>>72067573
Need some brekie, lads

People who try to get on a train by walking through those who are disembarking should be forced to wait for the next train

Repeat offenders should be banned from public transport

>>72068418
JANNY HELP HELP ILLEGAL CONTENT WE HAVE A SHOOTER

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>you will never be a teenager in the mid to late 90s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4hi_YnX7tw

>>72068477
heres the plan
>run up
>spray him
>leave him in the church

/brit/ has made me a better poster

straight fucking choon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXVc0u9G5vg

unironically put modafinil up the arse once

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>>72068409
sloppy because I haven't done this in a while.
this is just a quick "love" spread representing past and present issues you have, and the future for you.

the 3 of wands represents discovery and exploration, but also major decisions, this represents you right now. in the context of Love it seems to say you are someone who is hopeful and seeking.

the Ace of wands represents your key challenges right now, it seems to suggest something of initiative, or lack there of considering the context. you are unwilling to plant the seed and take those initial steps so instead you keep wandering.

the Ace of stars represents your past which is effecting your current situation. you are obsessed with attaining a girl, a girl perfect beyond reality, you feel this is the only way people around you can see you as successful and the final requirement for you to be allowed happiness.

the 8 of swords represents the future
a trap, displeasure, imprisonment and generally a bad situation.

from your previous cards I can imagine that you will find a girl, but your latent issues with relationships and "purity" for both yourself and her will trap both of you in a situation which produces nothing but misery. the woman especially will become little more than a slave to your fantasies, unable to be the "goddess" you imagine for yourself she will recoil from you and you will never find what you truly seek out of your relationship.

>>72068596
read every word of this post and loved it. keep up the good work

runts...

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>>72068495
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S

you sound like a downie lmao

Laws are not written by God we can change them, the entire refugee convention should be done away with, it was written when there were only 250 million Africans now the African population is over a billion and will be well over 4 billion by 2100.

>>72068662
just letting you know i didnt listen to this

>>72068397
atheism is shameless cave dwelling
theism is pure arrogance or faith at best
agnosticism makes the most sense 2bh

>>72068662
18 of these were me

>>72067663
Idk but there are too many here

>the Constitution was not written by God we can change it, the entire document should be done away with, it was written when there were only 4 million Americans now the American population is over 300 million and will be well over 1.6 billion by 2100.

imagine saying that to an american and seeing their fat little faces well up with red fury

>>72068792
>literal variation of the current year meme

>>72068792
let's do the same with the bible too

Why was Hitler obsessed with German nationalism if he was Austrian?


Hitler was an inside job

Jewish ashes can't melt steel beams

>>72068849
let's do away with the new testament. it's got as much foundation as the book of mormon (((none)))

/brit/ gimmicks are not written by God, we can change them, timposting should be done away with, it was created when there were only 4 million selfies of time, now the selfie population is over 300 million and will be well over 1.6 billion by 2100

>>72068892
Wow, so I've done it. I have created a meme.

>>72068844
just a thought experiment my plump friend

Australia was not created by God, we can change this, the entire nation should be done away with, it was created when there were only 150 thousand convicts now the Australia population is over 20 million and they have genocided aboriginal peoples

>>72068792
>let the zeitgeist take the government to radical, authoritarian directions because there's no constitution preventing it
no thanks

>>72068662
>see exclamation mark on tab indicating that i got a (You)
>it's just some twat with a mass reply

just FUCK off

@72068923
mistakenly gave this bogan a (you),
shan't be making that same mistake twice

@72068923
*doesn't give you a genuine (you) to make up with it*

>>72068919
just a thought experiment my plump friend

This is my favourite alt right podcast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT8-FircIBY

*jests*

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ooh ah

>>72068972
ran out of cider i have

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DREAMERS
THEY NEVER LEARN
THEY NEVER LEARN

IMPORTANT!!!!
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492823
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492823
http://www.strawpoll.me/12492823

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*stares*

>>72068743
Panentheism desu

>>72068972
me in the middle (with the hat)

>>72067663
oven

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>>72068972
me on the left

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>atheism is shameless cave dwelling
>theism is pure arrogance or faith at best
>agnosticism makes the most sense 2bh

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>>72067663
>iceland and cyprus got jewed

>>72068972
the so called Ir'eash

Alright soft cunts

beating your children is never acceptable

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>>72068972
SAY IT WITH ME


MUH

>>72069082
bottoms were made for spanking

Slowest ever commonwealth posting

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generalplan_Ost

>The plan entailed the enslavement, expulsion, and mass murder of most Slavic peoples in Europe along with planned destruction of their nations, whom the 'Aryan' Nazis viewed as racially inferior.[1][3] The programme operational guidelines were based on the policy of Lebensraum designed by Adolf Hitler and the Nazi Party in fulfilment of the Drang nach Osten (drive to the East) ideology of German expansionism. As such, it was intended to be a part of the New Order in Europe.[1]

>The final version of the Generalplan Ost proposal was divided into two parts; the "Small Plan" (Kleine Planung), which covered actions carried out in the course of the war; and the "Big Plan" (Grosse Planung), which described steps to be taken gradually over a period of 25 to 30 years after the war was won. Both plans entailed the policy of ethnic cleansing.[8][16] As of June 1941, the policy envisaged the deportation of 31 million Slavs to Siberia.[5]

Scary to think these lunatics could have won the war

>>72069087
>2nd generation paki
>hurr hurr americans muh heritage

o-ok, whatever you say rasheed

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>>72069092

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>>72069115
>literal 50% white yanknigger talking


ahahahhahah ahmed McInbred ahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha

>>72069114

"As Hitler imagined the future, Germany would deal with the Slavs much as the North Americans had dealt with the Indians. The Volga River in Russia, he once proclaimed, will be Germany's Mississippi."
That says it all. Reminds me of his inspiration of the Holocaust being the genocide on the armenians of which no one talked and still doesnt talk today. The Winners write the History.

>>72069012
knowledge of god is beyond the scope of the senses and discursive reason.
this is especially true with panentheism because you would be reducing the oneness of god to a concept in your mind
hence agnosticism is the correct position

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the two greatest pieces of 21st century art

@72069128
i've seem to have struck a chord. :) truth hurts the paki.

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>nazis didn't want finland

lol

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ahahahahahahhahaha 60% white ahahahahahahahah

Hold on just going to make you cry a bit more ahahahahahahhaahaha

in a good mood today and nothing can stop me

>>72069165
lebensraum is to the urals

>>72069175
*stops you*

>>72069134
or I should of said pantheism since panentheism still assume the duality of divine and non-divine
or even the Jain idea of there being Gods but Gods being irrelevant on the cosmic scale as they are equally as much "beings" within the system as we are, just more powerful, with the highest order being so impossible and impersonal that worship of it is ridiculous, like the Tao.

>>72069198
is it true the french suck shit out of snail shells and fuck their asses with baguettes?

gonna heem the first brit i see today. hopefully it'll ruin someone's day.

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>>72069223
yes it's true
honhonhon vraiment

>>72067573
why did you cook that tomato?

converted to Esoteric Jahanism lads

Off to drop a pill in the bog

imagine if russia broke up into its constituent republics

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*puts this on the wall*

>>72069316
>having gay on a football badge

bit redundant

>>72069271
Because it tastes nice

The world is a vampire

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hitler

>>72069380
big, guy baayyaayyaayynnnneeee

>>72069400
Evil man

>>72069114

>>72069223
1. Only if the snail asked for it

2. That's just compulsory

Quite looking forward to visiting the great spoon for a fry up on Sunday morning ngl

lads how are you on this fine day?

never met an ugly girl called jennifer

>>72069114

>The plan entailed the enslavement, expulsion, and mass murder of most Slavic peoples in Europe along with planned destruction of their nations, whom the 'Aryan' Nazis viewed as racially inferior.

wow thank god they died under communism instead lad

Not even 8am and have lots done today :)

>>72069444
Yeah mate Polish people don't exist anymore because the Soviet genocide them.

not even 8am and had 15,000 calories :)

I'm fascinated by the former british colonies of Hong Kong and Singapore

it's almost like they have anglo culture but not really but kinda but it's really more east asian but it's influenced by english a lot

>>72069404
and what do I get if I stay on this playyyyyyayne?

How bad is it to swipe right on somebody just to ask if their friend in their pic is single?

>>72069114

Watch the movie Come and See if you want to know what germans thought of belarusians

>>72069447
>>72069468
Good jobs lads, keep it up, today will be a good day :)

>School crush was a girl called Katarina
>First love was a girl called Kattia
>First kiss was a girl called Cathryn (Cat)
>Current girlfriend is a girl called Ekaterina

Weird innit

>>72069473
The only countries that feel properly British except Britain are Australia and Ireland. Irish culture doesn't really exist anymore and Australia is like a bizzaro world were instead of Britain being a tiny wet island it is a massive sunny island and everything is big and everyone lives in massive houses.

Third world shithole - First class bants = ????

>>72069506
need me a russian gf

>>72069506
you sound like you're from a Dostoyevsky novel

>>72069532
US of A?

>>72069496
Saw that film, village scene was horrific.

>when she has the whistle in her mouth and you see the blood on her thighs

Imagine a shock and disgusted image

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>>72069506
look at this

not even 8am and I've already cranked one out

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Austism: The message chain

Fucking hell lads I am one farty bastard today

Was probably breathing a methane atmosphere all night with the amount of fumes I've been letting out

>>72069574
L

>>72069574
why do you only have 21 hours

>>72069574
Hu

spent $100 at the anime manga store today lads haha what am i like

>>72069506
Hey my ex gf's name is Katherine

>>72069517

Canada is culturally british on a less overt level. properly though we're more influenced by scottish culture

>>72069600
Scottish culture doesn't exist it is just English culture with a kilt

le weed man promised legal weed in his campaign in 2015

gets elected, and it's now 2017 and nada

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>>72069598

>>72069619
Politicians lie.

>>72069619
weed man is working on it, ease off

>>72069597
not sure if you actually mean who, but her ig is
https://www.instagram.com/berithanna

kinda cute

>>72069594
it's bumble

when you match, girls have to message first and within 24 hours, then you have 24 hours to reply or the match expires. kinda shit but it means there are more attractive girls on there as they have "control" and don't get the same creeps from tinder

>>72069594
I think it's an app like omegle but in a chat format

>>72069639
about a year ago someone opened with 'Hu' to their tinder match and posted it here
it were well funny
thats all

>>72069660
think I actually remember that and everything haha

don't enjoy living haha

*smells you*

hmm...
*brrrttttff*

yessss i shall coat you in my own brand

*sniff* quite lovely this will be, it will suit you very well

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPPPTTPTPTPT*

yes yes
you are mine now
mine.

Sometimes I can't believe it

I'm moving past the feeling

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Bane?

>>72069608

golf
curling
shortbread
tartan and argyle
robert burns
scotch
Hume and Smith
Presbyterianism

>>72069639
>kinda cute

get out of here Gandy

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>>72069695
screeching

>>72069636

honestly think he's stalling and when he loses the next election he'll just be like "woops! too bad."

listening to lostprophets

>>72069720
nonce

>>72069719
he won't lose

>>72069695
scottish culture is only 3 things lad.
porridge
heroin
irn bru

It's not so much about stupidity as dogma (as in religious dogma) driving policy. It's logical, if you start at the same (wrong) axioms. Follow me here.
If we take it as given that there are races, and those races have different attributes inherent to their race, and that racial affinity and similarity is what really binds people together, then the conclusoin that the British would ally with Germany follows naturally. The British people are, after all, a mix of Nordic tribes who populated Britain in first millenium AD, and the Franks who invaded during the Conquest. The Franks, of course, are a Germanic tribe as well. So the Brits are all Germans anyway, right?
Of course, this is poppycock, because the axioms about race are false. But that's the "logic". It's because they wouldn't allow what they saw around them to call their axioms into question. Logical, sure, but only given their (false) axioms.

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>It's not so much about stupidity as dogma (as in religious dogma) driving policy. It's logical, if you start at the same (wrong) axioms. Follow me here.
>If we take it as given that there are races, and those races have different attributes inherent to their race, and that racial affinity and similarity is what really binds people together, then the conclusoin that the British would ally with Germany follows naturally. The British people are, after all, a mix of Nordic tribes who populated Britain in first millenium AD, and the Franks who invaded during the Conquest. The Franks, of course, are a Germanic tribe as well. So the Brits are all Germans anyway, right?
>Of course, this is poppycock, because the axioms about race are false. But that's the "logic". It's because they wouldn't allow what they saw around them to call their axioms into question. Logical, sure, but only given their (false) axioms.

fuck you bigots I'm off to /r/scotland

john stuart mill

robert owen

pitt the elder

zeno

Germany is literally better than the UK in every way


>HUR DUR WE WUN THA WARZ N SHIET


So what? Germany won the peace.

>best economy
>best women
>best forests
>best beer
>best bread
>best infrastructure

What does the UK have? One important city in which brits are a minority and the rest of the country is just a shithole.

karl marx

karl kautsky

>>72069701
never go overboard with compliments to women m8

Germany is legitimately nicer than the UK
if not fort he immigrant issues now it would be great.
however the Netherlands are the true patrician continentals

>>72069869
london is better than any city in germany

german beer is horrendously overrated
UK women are more diverse thus better looking

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>And acquire what you need and more
>Television is a weapon and they're winning the war
>It's all TOWIE and Geordie Shore
>It's not cool to be thick, nor to be a Northern whore

LADS

https://www.google.com/maps/@55.7463284,37.6452236,3a,15y,13.56h,75.3t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sxKpjM4GAya5cytN5mg6Q8g!2e0!7i13312!8i6656?hl=en

It didn't blur her face, is it fate? is she destined to be mine?

>>72069919
>Northern
obligatory http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>72069915
Outside of London what does the UK have that isn't shit tier? ?

>>72069949
bristol
manchester
brighton
glasgow

>>72069962
It am laughing because if I don't life I'll cry.

>>72069949

THE HIGHLANDS

Fried egg and bacon butty for breakfast

Been watching a lot of German porn recently and German women really look like British women desu


>tfw no chubby german gf in latex to sit in my face

>cities

>>72069982
post pics lad

>>72069983
anny aurora is the only german i know

>>72069949
Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Birmingham
2. Blackpool
3. Dublin
4. Leeds
5. Hull

>>72069949

The Entirety of North Yorkshire.

ah yes bread quality, a highly influential factor in deciding which country to live in

15 CANS OF STELLA

>>72069990
Already eaten three quarters of it

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meow meow

german beer:
>ah yes hope you enjoy our 200 variations of piss lager

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the gf
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1489002419579.webm

Most lamentable part of living in the UK is the lack of cured sausages

>>72070006
give me the rest haha?

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the gf
t. Gavin Pwllgwyngyll

>>72070019
Nicest lager I ever had was some sort of local stuff when I had lunch in a place in Heidelberg

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Robespierre did nothing wrong

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poor little buttercup

I've tried bitburger before and it was decent

need a pet cat

I am so attractive I live in fear everyday of having acid thrown in my face by a disgruntled goblin

there's a guy in a place who's got a bittersweet face

i wish i was born in England desu. seems like a lot of fun

>>72069949

White people

>>72070017
is that a man

>>72070033
Sorry I've eaten the rest too

You can lick some yolk off the plate if you want

>>72070087
ha ha what a playa! ;)

Lads I CANNOT stop doing massive farts every couple of minutes

This has been going on for 8 hours and my bumhole is sweaty and fatigued

I spent a month in shropshire one night if you know what I'm saying

>>72070128
what did you eat?

>>72070050
wow never noticed before but that's an appalling attempt at a union jack behind him.

You think Lemmy heard this choon when he died?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfniG-AdSC4

>germans
>takes multiple superpowers to defeat them in war
>twice within 30 years
>eventually beaten
>country divided
>western half dominates europe economically
>french only allow them to unite if they accept the euro thinking all of europe using the same currency will equalize things
>germany becomes a godly nation

How can Britain even compete?

if you want your farts to feel slightly different for a while to mix things up, shave around your arsehole

party i went to last saturday
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm

>>72070128

Jelly desu

>>72070168
>shave
ponce

it was mental last night when barcelona came back wasnt it
mental refball I mean

>>72070183
euros can be such plebs

>>72070216
what was Wenger thinking putting Walcott on that early

had it not been for british efforts to thwart german unification, germany would have utterly dominated europe in the 19th century and there never would have been any world wars

>>72070216
haha did the man put the ball into the net again haha

>>72070234
They dominates Europe right now, no Britain is leaving the EU Germany will become even more powerful, it's hilarious.

>>72070216

>sports

>>72070257
>couple has a litter of retarded kids
>father leaves
>mother will become even more powerful, it's hilarious

>>72070216
enjoyed the spectacle desu. don't like psg, don't like barca, like messi. good result.

orite lads CIA here just listening to your runt conversations

>>72070289
ya mums cunt

>>72070289
you don't get to bring friends

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>>72070284
Mate we were the one tiny big of opposition Germany had, now we're out they have near total control of the EU unless France elects a non far left economic retard (unlikely) God I would love to imagine what is in Brexiters minds.

>>72070143
nothing particularly suspect

it's an interesting case

>>72070337
I just want the EU to collapse, dont care how

>>72070289
*reverses hacks you*
im in the mainframe

to whichever agents are reading this thread: all my posts are satirical, and/or comedic, and/or lighthearted in nature. No further meaning is to be ascribed to them and they are purely intended for entertainment purposes. Specifically, any derogatory comments made about Australians are purely of a banterous nature.

Thank you.

>>72070355
How do you imagine that would benefit you?

Midterm tomorrow lads absolutely fucked HAHAHAAH

> trying to find the name of a restaurant in germany where I had a nice meal once
> ah yes I'll just hop on streetview and find it
>
>
stupid germans

Cheeky 299th post

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Ah yes, Jews.

>>72070372
it would be funny

>>72070393
who is this and why should I care?

>>72070425
Works at CNN

>>72070441
>>72070441
>>72070441
new>>>>>>>>

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daily reminder you snaggle tooth subhumans unironically eat bread on bread