/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

fags

Jack Mormon gfs

>>72065261

Fluor fluor everywhere

>>72065261
How often do Mexicans actually come to these threads?

>>72065829

I come from time to time.

Sometimes when I'm bored or so.

gays are cute

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what a nice thread

>>72068070
'no'

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>>72065347
suck my dick, retard idiot gay fag

게이 바보

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WU TANG FOREVER

>>72065350
Huh, makes you appreciate the art of photography more.

Creating something beautiful, with what is actually unimpressive.

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>>72068087
BUNCHA FAKE ASS POSERS
GET SOME, BUSTA

>>72068080
alumyay MOOYEI

madafaka

KOYAANISQATSI

KOYAANISQATSI

KOYAANISQATSI

KOYAANISQATSI

>>72068076
god i hate her face its like she was just introduced to botox

anyone else jerk off to procrastinate and avoid their problems?

>>72068104
Huh, makes you appreciate the art of photography more.

Creating something beautiful, with what is actually unimpressive.

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when will you accept chara as your queen, /cum/?

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If digits I leave for the night

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>>72068104

>>72068119
my problem is that those are my problems

>>72068119
I jerk off to wake up, and wind up procrastinating for 2 hours as I try to find the right picture or video to climax to.
I'm a stickler, but I know my way around.

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>>72068117
fag

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>He has to work tomorrow

LMAO

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>>72068168

Just ate a cock of pepperoni

>>72068099
nico deserves to be lovingly abused

>>72068168
>tfw neet

i wanna work but cannot find a job

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M

I can't stop listening to this

>>72068223
maldito retraso

>>72068104
Why do asians never look like this irl...

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We posting music?

https://youtu.be/6ju8xO_Zvfo

Going to bed anyway lads, have a shitty night

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>>72068223

>>72068268
because plastic surgery and makeup artists is expensive

plus the models are in specific lighting and the photos are taken from specific angles meant to be flattering. then add photoshop.

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>The Witcher 3 is so amazing!!!!XDXDD THANKS POLAND!!!!! You're certainly not a shitty retarded plumbing slavic cunthole anymore!!!!
Why do people say this?
>6 gorlllian cut scenes every second
>loading takes forever
>fighting mechanics are boring and rigid
>pointless quests within quests
>illusion of choice
>music is doesnt compliment environment
Modern day Deluge when? This game is trash

>>72068273
yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvIzFRcRMA

>>72068133
hnnng i need moar

>>72068235
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q9rewnLFYw

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>>72068298
>photoshop
Someone on 4chinz once told me almost every JAV image is photoshopped.

>>72068305
The Witcher 3 is good

DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES, TOO?

>>72068342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrI-UBIB8Jk

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at last

I found one good boss fight in this shitty game

>>72068340
How do you find time to play it when you waste so much time with loading and cut scenes? How do you justify the awful fighting mechanics? You can't. Poles need to stick to plumbing and stop making video games

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>>72068356
>iron king
>good

>i will never be a bern victim or a trumpcuck
good feel

>>72068367

its a fun fight. only real problem is that fucking hole right behind you thats an insta-death

>>72068372
>he'll forever be prostating himself on a fence or a shilldog
When did it come to this?

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>>72068372
>Americans deal in absolutes

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I've been a bad boy

>>72068334
all professional images of women are photoshoped these days.

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>>72068405
Hillary has the high ground

>>72068364
i like the cut scenes

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>>72068305

You forgot

>follow the marker
>witcher senses
>fight
>follow marker again
>cutscene

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No photoshop

>>72068305
>>illusion of choice
This is the worst thing about modern vidya

>>72068356
Nigga you just 40% in

>>72068468
this is absolute perfection. who dis, nigga?

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rare picture of me

>in a potentially final attempt to scavenge food
>anon makes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>no jelly
>in an attempt anon squishes the strawberries to compensate for lack of jelly
>anon eats sandwisch
>forgets to take pic to post for(You)s

>>72068468

seems legit

>>72068478

40% waist high in SHIT

>>72068487
i remember those things

>>72068461
I should've included the witcher sense BS.
>press button and look for the shining red objects and then examine them forever

>>72068468
Skin has been touched up, also post moar

>>72068504
Fite me on the iron keep bridge

>>72068468
well thats a weird angle because the light reflects off her breast and unbalances the photo 0/10

Are you a nigger too?

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>>72068530
im the biggest G

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>>72068474
>the game has a million cutscenes telling you how much of a strong relationship you and ciri have
>literally travel the whole world to find her
>"lol you didnt let me go alone to one meeting i guess you dont love me and im ded now"

Im still mad, dumb polacks.

>>72068485
>current year
>cant reverse image search
Cmon man

>>72068551
Melissa Debling looks really old now so I doubt it's her

>>72068551
dont you realize how much internet that costs?

>>72068547
finna get jump buy a reall nigga you fuckin bitch

>>72068551
I'm honestly surprised the picture loaded for him

>>72068557
It is Melissa Debling. I think she's still hot, bit burnt out maybe.

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The Legend Of Zelda: Breath of the Wiñd ®™ is the best videogame of this generation.

>>72068586
No way dude, she's all sagged in the face and shes starting to look like a drug addict doing this shit cause she needs money to fund her habits. Super hot in this photo set but it doesn't really look like her but does look like her signature amazing tits

>>72068547
finna get fucked by a real nigga you lil bitch

I cant stand the rape culture anymore

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>>>/tv/80217641

>>72068586

fuck, I thought that was tits mcgee from BBT

>>72068618
Who fucked your titties with a rusty spoon?

>>72068604
Her body is still bangin though. Look at the 2017 calender.
> it doesn't really look like her
It's her ya dumb emu sumbitch

>>72068626
>apu folder enhanced

>>72068685
Yeah, no question about the body but when the face looks so unwilling and old its not really that nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rO9iBfoZ1o

>>72068468
>before drugs
>>72068723
>after drugs
Don't do drugs, just say no!

>>72068744
drugs give you grandma haircuts?

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>>72068760
Yes

why doesnt soulseek work for me anymore

I cant download anything...

>>72068782
I've had trouble with some artists not appearing in searches when they absolutely should (the dirty projectors)

>>72068809

Ive got the newest one of those if you want it

>>72068775
but that's a dog

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>>72068723
Still a top slag.
would berry so hard, crowned king arthur etc. etc.

>>72068820
Thanks but I've subsequently got it myself

>>72068846
>>Still a top slag.
reckon.

Her face looks so different here than in my pic, she looks like a different person all together. you think she could have had a face lift?

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>>72068838
>not knowing Officer McGruff
Druggies >>>/out/

>>72068855
he's a dog though

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I can't we believe we elected Trump bros, I thought we were better than this. This guy is a cheeto dicked monster and now he has his hands on the nuclear codes and his ass on Putins dick.

And now, a poem. It's called, "Triggering Trumpflets"

Drumpf
Shrumpf
Grumpf
Frumpf
Brumpf
Lumpf
Humpf
Pumpf
Klumpf
Wumpf
Thrumpf
Jumpf
Numpf
Crumpf
Blumpf


Now that's something drumpfy could NEVER write because you don't fucking understand art.

>>72068874
I voted for him but I didn't think anything would actually happen lol the polls were saying he'd lose by over 90% haha

>>72068723
absolute tart

voted for trump in PA buds

i made him win. I personally elected the most powerful man in the world

Saw a hindi movie where the bad guy's left hand shoots the good guy shouting ''you murderer"

>>72068854
>you think she could have had a face lift?
Could be

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>>72068886
>>72068900
>DRUMPF WON!!!!

Ummm... no sweetie, he lost by a massive margin. Hillary Clinton won by over SIX MILLION votes.

She is the true winner. She is who the American people chose. Any time a drumpf supporter tries to brag, I laugh HARD in their face, and educate them with the facts. It feels good being on the right side of herstory. Drumpf is literally the least popular candidate of all time.

She fucking won.

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delegates?

>>72068927
GIME THE DELEGATES DOONALT

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Mister President

Jack Mormon gfs

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>>72068927
Hmmm?

open world games are all shit now

>>72069009
thanks todd howard

>>72069009

BotW is decent

>>72068886
What state?

>>72069020
how far in are you right now?

>>72069037

not very

just reignited that furnace and got the camera from the old loli

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>>72069046
oh ok nevermind then
tell me when youre another 5 hours in

>>72069112

w-why

>>72069026
florduh

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deserved it for being american

Hi.

>>72069150
heyhey

>>72069150
Hell seger

>>72069155
What are you up to my dude?

>>72069160
hell seger friend

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Alak salam

>>72069127
So your vote actually mattered too, kek.

|V-V-V-V-V|
\^-^-^-^-^-^/

>>72069163
shitposting and eating peanut butter
>>72069181
good post

>>72069163
Is there a northern brothers subculture in sweden?

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>>72069122
cause youre a couple npc convos away from the tutorial officially being over
i wont say anything else, but i want to talk about it
hurry up you asshole

>>72069194
*adds that to vault 7*

>>72069196
shitposting is godtier time consuming

>>72069203
sverigetråden is full of stormfags if that's what you're asking. All my friends except for a few normies are semistormfags or stormfags. something has to be done in sweden and i believe that change is on it's way.

cara ruined the sexy eyelashes trend
fucking lesbos

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>>72069233
>All my friends except for a few normies are semistormfags or stormfags

*shits on your doorstep*

*moves*

*to the beat*

>>72069301
fuck sake, we have a public shitter in sverigetråen. go fuck yourself.

>>72069233
Haha swedis gay man !!!!

>>72069301

I just bought that doormat too, you son of a bitch

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ARISE, MY SOMBER BROTHERS
YOUR LIFE'S RENAISSANCE IS NOW

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>>72069362
You've roused me from my deep slumber

The fuck you want nigga

>>72069362

>sleeping before the RNH

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>>72069362

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>he was sleeping

Going to bed.

>>72068305
legitimate complaints but I honestly wouldn't mind any of that if you got to create your own character or at least played someone more like than gerault

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>>72069437
Heh.
I knew you would.

Ever feel like you missed an opportunity with the only girl who ever showed interest in you, buds?

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>>72069455
>the only
[spoiler]Try two or three, because you're fucking chicken shit.[/spoiler]

>>72069455
>with the only girl who ever showed interest in you,
But there have been multiple girls

>>72069455
kind of

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>>72069455

>implying she ever showed interest in me

>>72069464
But one of them was better than the rest

I like that Finn who shows up every time that one guy brings up Dark Souls

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RN's need to RNH

>>72069455
Yeah, I literally did everything humanly possible to get away from her, she would beg me to hang out. I didn't want to settle for a 6/10, even though I'm a 6/10.

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>>72069534

>>72069542
;___;

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>>72069522

game's shit

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>>72069534
haram
a
r
a m

>>72069561
Reeeeeeeeee

>>72069455
yeah, but she turned out a transgender pansexual feminist liberal etc etc etc

so it's all good now

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>>72069455

>>72069455
Eh I was taken at the time, but she def was an improvement but I didn't see it at the time. Doesn't really matter now, got a M O R M O N

>>72069630
Convert that heretic

>>72069630
>mormon
that doesn't sound euphoric at all

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>$70

reeeee

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WHAT I TELL YOU 'BOUT POCKETING THEM GRAINS, S'WIT

Don't kill youselves you lovely sweetbags

>>72069647
if it makes her like trump, not want transgender rights and gay marriage and happy being a housewife with a bunch of kids i'm fine with it

>>72069648
that's right

>>72069658
What
Ps4 controller is like 50?
And its the best one

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>>72069666
Thank you, Satan.

>>72069673

high stick/low stick layout > PS stick layout

always

>>72069666
Gonna need to quickly find some reasons to live

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>>72069658

>>72069703
Pascal's Wager.

>>72069690
For me dpad also has to be good for fightan gams
So ps4 was the ideal choice for me

https://youtu.be/0njwk7yFdGQ idk how to use this but it seems like it could be a good shitpost

>>72069683
Urbwelcome sweetheart, now go, go play with ur cute canadian friends, ok bb

>>72069703
Me

>>72069561
i love DS. DS 3 is amazing dewd, you just have an ugly as shit character.

>>72069748
Ds 3 is shit absolute dog shit horrible

>>72069759
what part

Johnny cash is so fucking comfy to listen to

>>72069765
All of it
Le no poise katana rolling simulator

>>72069788
>inb4 /mu/ fight about The Man in Black

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCFXhn9mMB0

>>72069788
https://youtu.be/SqhSJbMYico

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>>72069796
Poise is still there but it works differently now, it's just your health poise stagger thing. Katana rolling simulator? Also I play as a pyromancer and it feels so damn good. I got my whip at my hip and i burn the bitches

>>72069879
I play spiky armor and only roll
Haha

>>72069904
pvp with those guys is slightly annoying, but people soon realise rolling into a pyromancer is a big mistake, the Black Flame pyromancy does massive damage and it's easy to catch someone between two rolls with that. I generally try to whip them and then give them a nice warm sacred flame.

>got warned for blatantly joking about reporting a kinder egg for illegal content

holy shit janny do you even go outside?

>>72069933
Lingering flame and swathe is what i use on my ds2 hex char

>>72069953
probably thought you meant reporting it on 4chin
fucking fag takes everything personally

>>72069879
I'm a Zwei user sunfag with miracles and shit. Warmth is the best pve healing item ever.

>>72069966
I actually havent played much of DS2, i started recently and I'm going through it slowly with a friend. it's pretty dead though, no summon signs or invasions kek

>>72069953
The janitors take their jobs very seriously.

>>72069953
>>72069967
It's times like these that make me greatly value late night aussie shitposters, distracting the jannies form harmless posts while they clean up pictures of feces and BLACKED.
I've been banned for 3 days once for greentexting "maths."

>>72069978
I never knew people actually used the zweihander. My friend went cleric and he really hated it so I'm not touching that. I really suggest playing as a pyromancer, the damage is devastating.

>>72069980
Its quite lively in europe
You prob only play with aussies or gooks?

>>72069980

Ive gotten invaded twice

stupid From, why mae invasions possible even when youre a piece of jerky

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>>72069981
>jobs

>>72070001
i have DS2 open to everyone globally. I'm playing the base one though not the delux thingo

>>72069994
What's wrong with that?

testing

>maths

>>72069994
In /lat/ posting in English got me warned

>>72070010
wait you can get invaded as a hollow? kek

>>72070014
Hm the lag would kill me if id turn that on
Get the dx11 though, much better

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>i still play dark souls

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>>i still play dark souls

>>72070052

DS1 is still great

>>72070018
possibly be the most absurd thing I have heard happening on this site

janitor lynching when?

>still playing video games instead of beating the shit out of communists

>>72069995
Most people go for the anime looking great swords. Zwei is one of the lighter greatswords so it's nice and I've been using it since DS1. Pvp wise you generally get stuck doing rolling pokes which can be parried.

During euro hours when I've played it's harder to get summoned. I think lots of the user based moved over to For Honour which got shilled to the community pretty hard.

When you play solo invasions are pretty uncommon without using dried fingers, FROM made them prioritize players with phantoms for some reason. I don't get summoned by people immediately anymore so the player base has dropped a bit. It'll pick up for a bit when the DLC drops.

>>72070016
Now you've done it.

>>72070047
with Australian net my internet is shit so often with invasions in ds3 i can't actually hit the invader but they can hit me. I have to wait a few minutes before i can actually hurt them. It's very annoying. Luckily I play with a friend and often rely on him killing them unless I can hit them myself, then I destroy them.

>Get the dx11 though, much better
Are you telling me the expanded version works on a whole different shader? fuck man...

>tfw DSIII is still $25+

>>72070066
This board is bad because the jannies/mods just sit in their respective generals and police them how they want to.

>>72070091
They'll try it sometime after the last DLC.

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>ds1 is still great

>>72070093
They must really hate us considering how often threads are deleted for little reason.

>>72070091
>66 CAD for base
>season pass is 28 Dollars
>only two DLC, both 15 dollars
>season pass saves you 2 dollars

>>72070079
>Most people go for the anime looking great swords
Guts' sword is acceptable to use DESU, that beast is amazing.
>I've been using it since DS1
nah man, don't do that. Add variety to your life. its just cheap and boring to stick to a single weapon desu.DS1 I played with the Drake sword and then the Uchigatana cause that was what was recommended to me kek. Rolling pokers are annoying af, I hate estoc invaders too. Fuck em both. There's no fight or opening just jab jab jab till you win.

>for Honour
it's ok but it's no dark souls desu

I've only been playing since December and yeah it's gotten less lively but its still ok. I have dried finger on and I don't get invaded sometimes at all unfortunately. I believe this may be due to my level being 140...

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>you will never do this with a girl

>>72070113

t. couldnt beat Taurus demon

>>72070093
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

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>>72070163
don't remind me

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What did old people voting for Republicans mean by this?

>>72070162
wtf I want to watch that now

>post naked/semi naked women on this board
>rarely gets deleted, rarely cop a ban
>regardless of flag or IP

Some sorta wicked luck or the mods like me for some reason.

>>72070186
Paprika.

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>>72070157
I know that ones popular, I just don't like the weapons that look too silly. Plus I keep my SL lower to co-op so I've got weight restrictions to deal with.

>Add variety to your life
They actually tweak the moveset each game. I used to use the Claymor in DS1 originally but hated their changes in DS2. Had to use an axe since Zwei is available later game. Not really into meta stuff either. The DS3 moveset is the most fun, pancake your enemies and toss them into the air. I keep a dagger and crossbow on me to switch things up, but most of my murders come from ladders.

Haven't tried For Honour, it's too expensive. People who like Souls for the pvp moved over to it for pvp I think.

>SL 140
Yeah, defiantly that's why. The "meta" is SL 125 or something. If you go beyond that you're unlikely to run into people in NG+'s.

>>72070177
>Arizona and Alaska are always in the purple zone
What does this mean?

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>its another "/v/ makes me nostalgic for runescape" episode

Honestly only ever get banned for dubs posting.

>>72070264
I'm completely okay with this. The wild west aspect of this board is pretty based and hilarious.
It's just ridiculous when you get banned for saying nigger when the entire site is consistently racist as fuck in every single thread.
I seriously got the racism rule invoked on me.

>>72070287
dubs wins my respect

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>>72070282
>then remember Grand Exchange got shoe horned in

>>72070287
rolling

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>>72070318
you get no respect

>>72070328
pretty please?

>>72070287
You don't post enough, then.
You'll get banned for a wide array of things, from raiding, """"raiding,""""" the most obtuse reasons, broken-brakes tier shitposting, honest mistakes, and some of the most petty bans, though, these usually last a day.

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>>72070344
>44
damn ok you win

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>>72070281
They basically give out subsidies based on income, age and employer insurance availability and robustness. I guess this means that everyone who isn't insured there gets destroyed.
It won't matter though, the US system is inherently flawed and costs will come crashing upwards in couple years again

>>72070344
Nice numbers my man

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>>72070344
Congratulations, anon.

>>72070365
>>72070379
but wait, there's more

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>>72070395
Way to flutter your peacock feathers off.

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>>72070395
wow nice dubs

>>72070273
>guts' sword
>silly
I've never used it and have only encountered 1 person playing with that sword in my over 200 hours play time and it was pretty neat, I let him live for a while before killing him so I could check it out in use.

You do realise that you can set a password and coop with your friend no matter the level right? Or do you just mean with random people? I was generally keeping my soul level at 120 but then I read that the range is actually 120-150 but i started to get invaded less too...

I dunno, it does sound a bit boring, sword play is too samey, play with things such as the scythe from the DLC and the demon fists, very fun. kek that ladder kill. I've only killed one person by running away to a ladder so far, hope to do more. it's also great to bait them to corners that have a cliff on one side, walk across when they try to attack you with a heavy weapon and they'll fall between the two gaps.

why didn't you try it, there was a free beta for like 3 days.

fuuuuuck, is there any way to reverse this?

>>72070417
>>72070421
RRRREEEEEEEEEE

>>72070395
>attempting to win twice in a row
This is how casinos stay in business

>>72070442
Wisdom

I wonder if cara is banned
My cat reported that cunt for avatarfagging

>>72070273
>>72070437
Is DS3 any good?

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>>72070450

>>72070442
There's nothing to lose on 4chan though. Sometimes I keep chasing and make crazy chains of gets to derail threads.
They're obviously rare though.

>that feel when was just at a casino and lost money

>>72070357
I got a warning once for reporting drawn CP (not loli) and had a post deleted in a general where some tumblr users got severely triggered by my argument against a tumblr thing added into a game. They mass spam reported all my posts. Janny ended up deleting 90% of their responses to me since it was mostly incoherent rage and they got warnings for abusing the report system.

>>72070442
>>72070438
also how I make sure I never respect anyone

>>72070366
Actually, I've been banned on /tv/ for sheev posting when it was a thing. I haven't been on that board in months, maybe years.

>>72070464
Ye its decent
Nothing on the previous game tho

>>72070477
Where was this, /co/?
Only board I can think of where something like that would happen, besides /vg/ if there's a janny or moderator with close ties to a general.

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*installs tinder*
>>sign in with normie book
oh

>>72070482
REE you too buddy

>>72070366
So if you earn less than 30k your pretty much fucked?

>>72070531
Why not just make a dummy normiebook to sign in with? It just loads [all your personal info] your friends so you don't match with them.

LSD buds, peace out

>>72070581
>Does America hate poor people
Yes. I don't think I've ever been somewhere in the "1st world" as aggressive against poor people. It's basically American AIDs, once you have it consider your life over

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>>72070437
>You do realise that you can set a password and coop with your friend no matter the level right?
I've got over 700 hours in the game so yep. Passwords don't affect random encounters so unless you have low leveled friends you're helping who are in more populated summon ranges you'll still be cut off from players. Invaders invade in lower brackets, and co-op tends to happen in the lower range too because people need embers to help with bosses.

My attitude is play how you enjoy. Everyone enjoys Souls their own way. Personally I think people who follow metas and try to abuse patch buffs to weapons are lame. Demon Fists are fun to play around with, though. If you have that miracle that knocks enemies down it's pretty nice in cliff areas.

Did you try boss invading while it lasted, by the way? I generally used it to co-op. Most fun I've had in the game, pretty sad they removed it.

And I didn't know about For Honour until after it came out. It costs way too much and I'm not crazy about pvp.

>>72070531
i made a fake facebook just for tinder. you don't even need to use facebook pics for tinder since they let you use phone pics now. it's a non-issue

>>72070505
It was on /vg/. I was spent a bit of time in the Dragon Age general. It was literally filled with admitted Tumblr users who claimed the general as their "safe space". Almost every single thread would see 30+ posts deleted because they'd get triggered and mass report. Their plan didn't work that time though.

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>"why yes, I use drugs!"

>>72070630
>""aggressive against poor people""
get a load of this fag

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>I found the lion in Narnia quite hot. Is that wrong? Is that ok?
>Probably not…
>No… It’s not ok… It’s not ok… I’m getting shaking heads.

>It happens. Sometimes animals in films are hot. I don’t know what to say. That’s where we’re at.

Any Emma Watson fags in here still? Girl's into bestiality lmao.

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>>72070464
Yes I love it. It's super fun and it really doesn't get boring at least so far (200 hours in)

>>72070500
>>72070648
rate my ds2 character (still very early game btw)

>>72070648
>700 hours
fuark man.

How do you abuse patch buffs? Yeah that miracle that blows people off cliffs looks fun af desu, should try it.

Nah, I never used to invade until I started working on my achievements (I have all except the ring one) and I learned about how to do it a few days before they got rid of being able to invade during boss fights so I missed out. I really wanted to fuck with people going into the nameless king boss battle...

for honor is kinda fun but at the same time really annoying because of the whole lag benefits one side more than the other bullshit like in ds.

narnia gf > harry potter gf

universal truth desu

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>>72070761

dont care

still qt

>>72070761
Is it any surprise? It's not like these fucks got cast because they couldn't down a horse cock.

>>72070761
Not surprising considering most self described feminists are crazy dykes that blow the family dog.

>>72070694
lost my shti because that actually kinda looks like me

blaze it

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>>72070877
>4:21

>>72070937

what are you talking about, it isnt even 2 AM

>>72070937
I tried so hard
and got no far

>>72070790
A weapon gets buffed (sometimes too much and FROM nerfs it next patch) and suddenly every invader is using it. Or people just find out one thing is OP and then everyone is using that, and then FROM nerfs it. Can make pvp extremely bland since the builds are less unique. When the game came out every single invader used the Caestus and spammed parry which was boring, but funny if you had a non-parryable weapon.

Too bad you missed out. I only dealt with one invader as a summon who boss invaded to try and kill us. It was actually incredibly fun. If you used it to co-op or just stalk people it also meant you were shitting souls and embers. Hopefully the final DLC allows players to invade on a boss like some other souls games had.

And if you try that miracle use a talisman that has unfaltering prayer so you're more likely to get the cast off. If you've got lag issues hopefully it still kind of works.

so if I use a bonfire aesthetic, does that mean I can keep farming a boss over and over again, or just 1 more time?

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>>72070960
nigger

>>72070986
it brings you into NG+ and means NG+ people can invade you. If you use it again you're in NG++ in that area. enemies get harder each time, but it can give you access to stuff that's available in NG+.

>>72071008
>>72070986
also if you beat the game and enter NG+ normally, an area you used a bonfire aethetic on will be an NG higher than you left it on

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>tfw freshly unb*nned

>>72071008

but can I repeatedly farm enemies?

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>>72070964
2 things I really hate about this game is the lag and the boring invasions with no variety or fun to them.

I was invaded by a boss invader before with aldrich and me and my friend were very confused, he barely tried attacking us I think, either that or our rolling and dodging against the boss' attacks were perfect against his attacks kek.

What talisman has that power?

Post your character. This is my ds3 character back when she was a mage, it was a lot of fun to play as a mage but now that I see the power of the pyromancer I don't think I could go back kek

>>72071021
Post the screencap

>>72071021
eww

>>72071023
Look into the Champions covenant if you want an enemy that no longer spawns aside from the boss. It'll stop them from disappearing.

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>>72071036
OK.

FUCK A BITCH FACE HUH

Is the media criticizing 4chan in north america, too?
There's this incident that happened here, were a german idiot killed a child and people say he posted here, now they go full retard as he's still on the run, how this is the dark net and stuff.
I guess your media could use it as a pay back as some guys here were provoking them. On the other hand germany is relatively irrelevant for your continent unless it comes to trade.

>>72071047

yah but

>bigger damage form enemies/bosses
>larger pull radius
>prime target for invasions

I just want to farm for effigies somewhere

>>72071064
Meh ban

>>72071115
You're the expert.

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>>72071021
>tfw getting out of a 2 week ban

>>72071021
>anime
stay gone faggot

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>>72071172
Excellent .gif.

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>>72071188
Nah.

>>72071217

best girl

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>>72071198
Why thank you.

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>>72071029
Invasions usually end fun because I do it for shenanigans. My invaders have usually been fun people too, it's just tryhard players that aren't so great. I've actually befriended people I've invaded or been invaded by.

Best one was a red who dropped my shitty miracles only dried fingers character a giant seed and escorted me to the boss while killing all other reds and blues along the way. I just dropped a help me stone when he showed up and he became my guardian. I've been pretty lucky.

Wiki says: Talisman, Saint's Talisman, Sunlight Talisman and some others. It's the weapon art. Most you can get early on.

And this is the potato face under the armour I generally use if that's what you wanted. I might try a pyromancer build at some point. It was fun in DS2 but I haven't tried it this time around due to the int requirement.