Greatest Living American edition
first for my true love
me on the right
>You cant od on psychs :)
>>72031652
>ywn be this good looking
Why even live?
Fuck tom broody
>>72031691
rude
https://youtu.be/MrU1_ujVm1s?t=86
if you dont listen to austrian neofolk you have to question your manhood
>>72031701
Just wait til you're older :)
>>72031691
Stop this spoopiness!
>>72031690
What are you acting thoug for Emma whatson?
>>72031690
The ironic thing about this is that emma watson is only famous because she's good looking
>>72031730
come again?
>>72031735
and those HP movies
Should OG Canada split and form a superior country?
>>72031748
>Maine
lel, wouldn't want to be in a cunt where Quebec has even more power.
>>72031739
When was the last time you've seen the guy who played ron weasley
I wouldnt have heard from daniel radcliffe in years if it wasnt for the meme nazi movie
Emma is only more successful because men find her attractive
>>72031691
suck my chode, retard
>>72031763
ron was the best masturbatory aid from those movies though
kind of went downhill after the fourth movie though
https://www.rt.com/usa/379780-american-obesity-diet-death/
wtf amerga stop being fat!
>>72031748
>broke as fuck maritime provinces rife with unemployment stuck in economic stagnancy
>welfare republique socialist state of quebec
>ontario
It would take a lot of weight off the west's soldiers. Let the Ottawa fat cats pay.
>>72031763
grint is apparently well off and bought his own ice cream truck. radcliffe is still making movies
Emma is pulling a shirley temple and speaking at the UN, thats more than most people could wish to do after making a bunch of movies
> grint is apparently well off
Good for him, that's the smart thing to do. Make a few million and invest/live comfy for the rest of your life.
thinking about dead californians rn
>>72031804
wow rreading harry potter makes so people smart irl
>>72031795
>RT bullying America again
The Trump honeymoon is already over.
>>72031856
VERY rude
>>72031868
please janny
oh jannman
>>72031757
you tried
>>72031877
> Delonte
maybe I'll go to bed
>tfw all the good manga never gets translated
california BTFO'd
>>72031966
Why Yankees always so nutz??
>>72031958
>being gay
Understood?!
>>72031966
her boobs are too big for that bikini, they're going to escape
>>72031993
wat
>>72031993
its the water they drink
>>72032008
they'll eat your face off
>>72032018
Right. What do they add ghb
>>72032005
Can't you read bro? Not gay
>>72032052
they dont filter water properly so it has everything the druggies use and full of birthcontrol pills and on top of that they add fluoride to it to fuck with your brain even more
billy was the best power ranger
Been playing Outlast
Already beat the main campaign, playing the DLC now
Shit's good
>>72032062
not so fast goy
Business idea: we convince the MSM that slavs aren't white and cash in on white guilt
Why would the illuminati allow these sites to exist?
>>72032232
this is the year all of the weaboos in government are outed
Because the illuminati is fake. Governments are real get over it. Nothing mysterious about nations are real.
>>72032295
I have a list of 200 weebs working in the government. I'm going to hide it in my petunias
>>72032214
kek wills it
>>72031652
>aging
>13 year aparts
The fact is that they spy on you. It's for your own good. For the safety of the nation. American lives are in danger. Will live in a big bad world.
I good psoter does not require to upload anime images in order to post, nor do they need to reference to memes in order to prove a point.
>>72032463
this
>>72032466
>[Deleted]
trust no one, not even yourself
hi buzzfeed
fuck off we're full
I know who you are referring to and /cum/ is not interested.
too expensive desu
I tell you it's almost morning in the east coast.
>>72032673
don't remind me
>>72032652
get dank.meme
>>72032729
I'm sorry
>>72032673
>Europe bigger than Mexico
Mercator projection, everyone
>>72032673
proof earth is flat
>>72032737
What's this bullshit and why did it make me laugh
*jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaing intensifies*
>>72032743
I wanted caw.fi but that requires Finnish citizeship
>>72032783
Pic related
>>72032808
I can't
>>72032812
>What's this bullshit
ironic meme
>why did it make me laugh
because it's unironically funny
>>72032849
DELET
this one speaks to me on an emotional level
>>72032879
Mmm Canada suddenly looks very thin.
>>72032737
I wonder if anyone has ever fallen for the last panel.
>>72032913
>fallen for the last panel
but it's true; i've already received my iphone 5
>>72032849
proof not proeveth
>>72032849
what the fuck is dyer hobo
its peters projection
>>72032098
east of the dnieper = non european
imo
>>72032951
Pannenkoeken proeven.
I'm 100% sure when the jannies of various boards wake up I'm going to get banned about 10 times
so before that happens I want something RTEALLY GOOD to post, something that will be really good shitposting. what do you all reccommend>?
>>72032996
Eww!! He posts pictures of food!! He must be a big fat ass autistic faggot!!
>>72033035
pr0n
>>72033061
yes dogs are shit
>>72033065
that's not creative enough
>>72033061
depends on the type of dog.
>>72032959
Should I reply to this??
>>72033061
Of course I would quick and easy
>>72033084
>>72033104
>>72033108
fuck you
>>72033128
>>72033128
Chihuahua should just fucking die
>>72033128
I love animals tho. But 13 billion common. I can buy trillion dogs of that without a sense of guilt.
>>72033150
true worst doggo breed
http://us.cnn.com/2017/03/05/politics/marines-explicit-photos-investigation/index.html
The Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) has opened an investigation into the online posting of potentially hundreds of explicit photos of current and former female Marines and other service members, CNN has confirmed.
A private Facebook group called "Marines United" contained a link to a Google Drive folder, where the photos were being stored, a US defense official told CNN. Members on the site solicited others to submit photos of women without their knowledge. The cloud storage folder has been removed at the request of the military,
Anyone got a copy before it was taken down?
>>72033169
at one of the jobs I had guests would often bring their shitty little dogs to stay at the hotel with them
little fucks always try to bite you and the owner don't do anything about it. chihuahua's and their owners should both be put down.
force unleashed 3 when
>>72033261
its just a another accessory to them
le handbag dog
if you get a dog then get a fucking dog not an ugly rat
>>72033275
probably never because Disney
>tfw they canceled 1313
>>72033282
maybe starkiller and all of the other expanded universe shit will show up in kingdom hearts 3 after escaping the mousehole
Shitting bricks is not good. Your asshole rips.
This is the worst pain.
>>72033280
I don't know why people buy dogs that are mutated to the point they don't even look like dogs anymore.
>>72033305
>star wars showing up in Kingdom hearts
this just makes everything worse
U-ROPE is BETTER than America.
>Canada
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/thecurrent/the-current-for-march-7-2017-1.4011980/how-4chan-and-troll-culture-helped-elect-trump-comic-artist-1.4012240
>>72033465
>U-ROPE
killing yourself?
Pissed of americucks incoming in 1...2...3....
>>72033473
why are your browsing the cuck broadcasting corporation
even Canadians don't follow their stuff and they lost the rights to broadcast hockey.
>>72033503
They need to be defunded yesterday. My tax dollars going to support that shit makes me rage.
>>72033535
a few of the comedy bits on CBC radio can still be okay like This is That."marketplace" can also been interesting, and at midnight on Sunday's they'll host Canadian movies and shorts. For some reason they hide it in the worst time slot. the radio itself was alright a few years ago but the cancer of the television side leaked into it. Plus they tag ads onto their shit now so they can buy more David Jewy documentaries no one wants.
Besides streaming the winter Olympics without hockey they don't really have anything. I don't get why they don't try to stream some lower league games that have actual Canadians playing.
pfff
these scrubs cant even last 5 sec after invasion
are you going to die on me CUM!?
i aint dead yet
dont forget it
>>72035273
ok good
you neet or why are you awake at this hour
>>72035475
for the banter
>>72035619
i see
>>72035655
alri
https://youtu.be/qXcK5L9dVYA
>>72036021
ah videos from trump rallies
Imagine being so shit at the English language that I have to learn another language just to properly communicate in English.
>>72037312
habla espanol??
>>72033128
qt
>>72031854
This
Why do liberals love Dubya all of a sudden
Alberta kun here
My computer is broke and I'm too drunk to fix it
>>72039110
how is it broke?
GTA IV is better than all other GTA games
>>72039147
yes and dark souls 2 is better than 3
>>72039138
Think it'd some USB issue
Based Miss Trudeau
I feel like going to the library and shit idk why
>>72039905
Nerd
Just had a massive cramp lads
>>72039960
drink more water silly
>>72040006
Did, still thanks for the help, friendo.
dead thread dead general
>>72040692
real neet hours
why is finland so chill
>>72040884
because its so chill outside
*waits for someone to post*
*waits for someone to reply to my post*
Shouldn't have ate all that tuna last night. My farts have a distinctly tasty scent now.
/cum/ should be awake right now.
>>72031652
Donald J Trump is the greatest American followed by God himself
>>72040961
danmark caffe
>>72041065
We're all at work, school or preparing to go. I need get dressed right now looking at clock, prepare for the eighty km winds we're having today.
>>72041119
I'm a neet
>>72041131
I was in same position up until early last year for long period of time due to mental health problems. Honestly I recommend finding something better to do with tremendous free time you have now.
>>72039317
hahaha
>>72041197
Like what?
>>72041119
northern or middle us a ?
*Autistic Screeching*
me
>>72041119
>>72041131
>>72041197
>Implying you don't receive disability benefits
>Implying not to live in a facility
>>72041257
Personal improvement. You're building foundation for who you will be a decade, two decades, fifty years from now. That could mean plurality of things to you. Basically I recommend doing anything that is not passively consuming entertainment.
>>72041272
In Wisco.
unleash the beast
>>72041366
do you like visit the great lakes?
for fishing or just hiking around?
>>72041416
I love camping. I'd like to get up to Lake Superior this year or next as I haven't been there since childhood. Once weather improves I think I might rent canoe and make circumnavigation of Four Lakes. They've been here my whole life and I still haven't done so.
I gotta go for an appointment. Have good night. Wish me luck out in the derecho as I'm walking today.
when will we nuke rap
>>72041552
when will we nuke toronto and wall in ontario
about to finish my coffee
want another coffee
sup fags
es izjāju prūšu zemi
>>72041960
hey flames
>>72041960
Sup
>tfw fell for the florida meme
>>72042042
Hey dude what's cooking
>>72042095
I accidentally put my dick in the garbage disposal now I'm in the hospital :(
>shipment delayed due to """""""""""weather"""""""""""
>google literally rewriting history
>>72042135
Orlando is cool. There was little wild lizards everywhere running around and I was catching them
>>72042173
must be the jews
>>72042173
this
I ordered some chink camera battery as a replacement and amazon is waiting even longer to send it because we're getting a foot of snow
this fucking state's weather is crazy
>tfw i control the weather
>>72042214
unless it means the truck tipped over, there's no unexpected weather events from here to portland
>>72042270
I knew the Danes were behind this
>>72041716
cofee is best
>>72042270
Dang it
>>72041624
please do so im tired of living
why Americans don't celebrate woman's day?
liver sausage is so fucking good
omg trump is literally hitler!!!!!!!
>>72042617
this
>>72041381
So cute
I feel like I'm dying buds
Pretty sick rn
>>72041381
I'd rather stay inside, thanks
this is a nice thread
TayTay
my neighbors apparently know me as "the lady who blasts weird music with the window open" in my apartment building
should i be worried
https://youtu.be/YdlCqucAMOc
thread theme
>>72043053
r u a grill?
>>72043053
U wanna be my gf
>>72043332
only if you get me a visa
>>72043127
cool
>>72032158
I wonder if wikileaks is an organized campaign that's run by a specific party with a vested interest in undermining public institutions in the west
hahaha nah
>>72043053
pls be pnw
>>72031652
Hey Tom
I've got a sore throat this morning
Skipping my morning classes
>>72043542
whoops a flame emoji was obscuring the name of the cunt whose only "leaked" document of interest is a UN report
fixed it, wouldn't want to get accused of being FAKE NEWS™
>>72043542
>>72043670
To be fair there is probably way less whistle blowers in China or Russia because of the whole execution thing
>>72043908
>execute whistleblowers
>russia
¿que?
>>72044145
I thought the US dems always say putin has people killed idk
>tfw big-booty CHI gf who makes me gorditas
Ist mein Deutscher hier?
>>72045547
Ja brudi wie geht's?
I have awaken, my fellow closeted heterosexuals!
>>72045887
Nichts viel aber du bist kein Deutscher
>>72046068
Muh heritage
>>72045930
*firebombs your city*
>>72046140
I was trying to talk to footfag, not joe blow, sorry
Thinking I should drink more
I like to think that I will grow out of my autism and become a wise man who will guide young autists
>>72046423
nice
Wanna die desu
>>72046731
this
>>72031652
Did he make cosmetic surgerie?
Lberta kun here
Started. Drinking vagain
Feel good
>>72046423
hey wait a second thats not a vagina
Hey Jaaaanny you missed something yesterday :-D
>>72021403
>>72048112
I think at some point they'd just give up
>>72048197
Wow lookit all them certificate of achievement awards! Good job soviets
Alberta kun here
Recently cut my wrist
Sometimes I wonder how desperate they must have been to get a mediocre pair of hands like mine for my current job
alberta kun is my waifu
>>72048491
M
O
N
G
>>72048197
lol why soviets suck so bad at space
Tfw too lazy to properly well and have a headache now
>>72048890
You think with all them people they could have tossed up there ONE would've made it to the moon!
The moon landing was a hoax
What is the divine Individual?
>>72033061
yes absolutely
Hello do you like me?? Do you like my cuntry?? Yes yes yes please? Oh come on!! I beg you to like me and my cunt.
>>72050556
I unironically like the netherlands and you, cutie
>>72050601
Thanks. I love you too. You've taken away my doubts. I'm so insecure... I want to be loved by Northern Americans. Yeah I want to be cringe worthy.
>>72038954
because trump is a populist with a conservative veneer
conservatism opposes the corrosion of the state brought on by populism and ideology. bush is a neocon though so they are a bit more ideological than normal conservatives. hard to explain in a 4chan post
>>72050790
i forgot to actually answer the question
liberals like dubya now simply because theyre both against trump
>>72050713
Go die in the corner so a fang of vultures can eat your cold corpse, you pathetic swine
>>72050995
Europeans are chucks. Americans are so alpha. My cunt is open for you if you want.
do you guys always sit in the back seat when you get into a cab?
I.. I'm not banned
I got away with it!
I got away with ALL OF IT AHAHAHAAHA
nothing wrong in bullying canadians
Finished midterms buds
Time to sit back and do jack shit for the rest of the semester and then haul ass the week before finals
Let's thank Mexico.
I want to thank Mexico for helping cure us of our obesity problem.
Thank you, based Mexico!
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-mexico-sugar-idUSKBN16E0OZ
new thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxfHTISJlfw
>tfw 25 and just getting into wrestling and comic books
I hope you guys have done your part and disliked JewTube's w*men power video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdX55I9WHDw
>>72052280
Good post, haven't listened to Loveless in too long. Forgot how lovely their harmonies are
I want milkies
Should I start watching Steven Universe
>>72052338
it's interesting how the subversive leftwing have even convinced the masses to have division based on gender
also how women are now considered an equity seeking group even though they are more than half of the population
>>72052357
>(sung to the tune of brother john)
Mom-my Milky
Mom-my Milky
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum
Gimmie lots of tendies
Anonny want the milky
In my tum
In my tum
>>72052382
No, watch Kamen Rider
>>72052416
Can't stand the whole women used to be oppressed meme either. I had a professor once compare the status of women in the US before they were able to vote as comparable to African slaves. If we're following their logic of them being oppressed by being relegated to one sphere then why can't men be considered the same? Men either work or go to prison
I'd take doing household chores and taking care of kids rather than slaving away in some shitty factory/farm for 12hrs a day or dying in some stupid war
>>72052547
men are braindead murderous thugs that need to be removed
>>72052621
this
>>72033061
Yes, but I wouldn't step on it very hard.
I'd put very little weight on it, wouldn't want to hurt the darling.
>>72031786
Wut
>>72052338
why do they even try with these stupid videos anymore?
what's the point, this is the least controversial one they've done and it's STILL getting thumbed down to hell
my dick itches
wew
Ded thread
>>72052921
Dead just like my hopes of getting repeating digits on a Saudi Arabian guitar-tuning forum.
>>72052979
you want me to show you how it's done
>>72053082
Please show me the way, Burger-senpai.
cant tell me nothing is the best kanye song
>>72053154
>best kanye song
nice meme
>kanye
Back to >>>/mu/ russonigger
>>72053109
okay, here we go
CHECK THIS OUT
>>72053178
>>72053183
kanye is an american hero
>>72053282
Lemme try this again.
Post tunes
>>72053410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCZJi3Z0ihQ
this has been my album lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpQ3NlqXUSk
>>72053350
you see my lesson to you there was subte. I got two 82s in a row in my posts.
now I'll show you some REAL DUBS
>>72053462
ok lol
>>72053462
lol u suk
>>72053410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZvARSvqjtI
homosexuality is a desease that will be cured by uncle Mike
Women and manlets BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NEqlfWSOrQ
>>72053497
>>72053553
just a little rusty, a little rusty thats all... I still got it though
HHNNNNNNNGGGFGFGFGFGHFGHGHAAAAAAAAAA COMON YOU SUNOFABITCH HHNGGRRRRRRRGHHGGGGGGHGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HUUUUAHA
Hello, is this the thread where I can find americans?
I was wondering what you guys think about greencard marriages.
On a completely unrelated note, if I go and visit my bro living in the glorious state of Texas and marry him, I'd have to be a permanent resident in the USA for ten years to become a naturalized citizen, right? Any ways to circumvent this? I'm scheduled for conscription this year, which may or may not happen depending on how thorough the background check is (I haven't done anything that bars me from entering the US, I've been there before), so I'm kind of stuck with maybe having to go back. I also have an education to attend... What do you guys think? What are my options? I'd love to for example move up to New Hampshire for the free state project, but it'd mean leaving my old life behind, which kind of sounds neat. I have a real chance to do it, so what do you guys think?
>>72053655
Well Iads?
>>72053410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYVR59Z4Lsk
>>72053694
please come here if you're white
>>72053758
If it helps I can trace my family name back to a farm in Norway in 1530-ish, and on me mums side I don't think there are any brown people either.
going to give the next NC republican I see a piece of my mind
>>72053845
Conservatives need to learn to READ.
*throws a piece of poo at you*
>>72053971
Star Wars is a movie and Harry Potter has movie adaptations
>>72053990
*catches it in mouth*
ded thred
>>72054036
gross
>>72054010
what did he mean by this
>>72054353
drumpf
New
>>72054393
>>72053410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I65_S78WHJY
>>72054449
Truly the greatest madman in decades
>>72054460
wrong season
havent had sun on my skin in like 3 days
>>72055587
thats not good
go outside
thanks
>>72054471
godspeed