/cum/ - Canada United States Mexico

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Ok boys, who would win?

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fuck you

>>72023020
depends if Vador's armor could withstand xeno blood. that's one of the most dangerous things about them.

already came to the jav

What should I get from timmies?

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First /cum/ country that gives me a (You) i will travel to, name the City lads

>>72023058
what jav

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>>72022990
>tfw it is snowing

>>72023087
Surrey

>>72023046
He could make sure the blood never touches him with the force

>>72023087
windsor ontario :))

>>72023092
MDS-829

>>72023097
>>72023107
You leaf cunts are lucky im already going to your country for the Ride The Divide race in 2018 tbqhwy lad familias

I wasn't able to get the poo out.

Fucking hydrocodone side effects.

I will buy a bunch of fiber bars and miralax

Japadog

>>72023132
frig off bud we're full

>>72023105
True. A Queen and mob of them would be rough either way.

Maybe if he was in a really bad mood for a dark side stat bonus. Queenie plus lots of drones would be quite the fight.

>>72023161
Going to find a qt Canadian grill and fill her up with some Aussie maple syrup lad

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Anyone else get the feeling sometimes that God is real and they are one day going to burn in hell for eternity?

>>72023069
Get a large coffee, two breakfast sandwiches a double chocolate donut and a ice tea for later. Also order some hash-browns on the side, and a boston cream

>>72023192
is Aussie maple syrup cactus juice

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>reading through the recent wikileaks
>CIA are actually fucking retarded and control everything at the same time
They say shit like "dank" and type like 16 year old girls
Im fucking dying

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>>72023192
at least marry her so she can leave this shithole

>>72023192
Better practice your hockey if you want to successfully do a Canadian mating ritual bud.

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>>72023196
>they
I can't even use correct grammar anymore

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>>72023226
where'd muh flag go
Anyways look at this shit

>>72023226
saw bits of that, kind of funny. it's good their office talk isn't obnoxiously formal. that environments are suffering.

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>>72023251
The norks need to hurry up with those nukes

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Who here has a Meme Degree?
How do I become a part of the Meme warfare division?

Cirno es una baka

>>72022517
>>72022517
>>72022517

REAL NEW

>>72023308
You could always work for the duly appointed government of /cum/.

>>72023308
>military is studying literal meme warfare

i really can't overstate how fucking weird i feel knowing there are military grunts and shills huddling over glowing screens trying to understand why their memes are garbage and 4chan makes catchy new ones all the time

>>72023308
>spooks browse Mongolian yurt construction jobsites to find out what memes their actions have produced

The doctor told me I'm going to Die. Where's Die? Do they have good internet there?

>>72023385
no, it's dial up.

>>72023335
>>72022990
>>72022990
>>72022990

Use this one instead

>>72023385
It's 10kb down/1kb up and you can't leave

>>72023366
there are also media people who get paid to browse these sites.

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>>72023226
Cause CIA "hackers" are neckbeards and nerds that get contracted, like Snowden.

>tfw the original PSYOP was playing led zeppelin and shooting gooks out of a helicopter
https://youtu.be/KqeKikpLQ5o

fuck the CIA

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>you will never get paid to shitpost on the chan

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>looking for jobs
>ran into a navy recruiter
>talked to me about MIC
>somehow I gave him my actual address and phone
>he keeps calling me
what do I do?

>>72023490
>implying
if you work at a shitty company with an IT department so small they can barely keep the email service running you definitely can, it's just unofficial.

>>72023457
the media are dipshits though, im not really concerned about them getting the hang of it

the shills seem to still be terrible at it at well

the military and intelligence spooks, those are the ones i worry about

>>72023490
learn russian and become a putin shill
they pay the post lmao

>>72023499
Follow through the process and see if there's work that actually interests you.

Here it works like job offers/ interviews for work that requires an education. You never know. Just don't sign anything until they're sure because they'll own you.

>>72023520
>off the record, paid shitposting
Are you saying I could be a black ops memester?

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>>72023520
literally my situation
and its fucking fantastic

>>72023533
you're worried they'll hijack our memes?

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>>72023251
I'm picturing Obama or Tr*mp announcing:
"North Korea has assaulted the US via cyber terrorism for the last time. We have retaliated in full force, the most 1337 hackers and the dankest trojans this planet has ever seen."

>>72023577
yes

James Bond is not much of a thing, but fat neckbeard who joins shaddy sites and keeps an eye on things definitely is.

>>72023020
>implying they wouldn't build a third (or forth or whatever) death star and blow them to bits and bobs

>>72023579
if anyone can, itll be them

but then again plebbits been stealing our memes for years and that place is more garbage than its ever been

>call from work

haha, shant be picking THAT up

>>72023635
wouldn't they just browse on chans casually to get the freshest memes and bring it over to shitty websites like reddit to try and direct a narrative that works in a way they want?

that happens already.

>>72023635
at least it makes them look stupidor when they steal 4chan memes and the media calls them racist years later

>>72022583
there's so many pictures people take like this

i generally assume that most of them have enough self awareness to know they look ridiculous and do it as a joke, but it really makes me wonder

i've never really known any nerds in person (not since perhaps middle school)

are there a lot of people who are genuinely like this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05tW0vVHsgg

>>72023629
what if he forgot his favourite light saber key chain on that planet?

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>>72023656
>mfw boss wants me in for 8 hours on saturday

>>72023670
everyone does that

but the elder secrets of the memesmiths remain an enigma

>>72023680
reddit stayed pedo friendly longer than 4chan did

kek

>his work is open on saturday

>recruiters call my parents because they somehow get their numbers instead of mine
>mother screeches autistically about her babbie can't join because he'll """go to college"""

>My parents think they can just tell my to go to a psychiatrist and I will
>I haven't depended on them for money in 2 years
They're the ones that are looney. lol

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What a shitty thread.

>>72023687
>are there a lot of people who are genuinely like this?
There were quite a few in my dorm last year

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*posts epic dank meme*
ha ha
what do you guys think?

>>72023761
don't join the military though

>>72023749
the CIA will try and fail in their path for meme control. if you can't understand how they're made, or gain popularity militarizing them is beyond their reach and understanding.

>>72023559
Im about to graduate in CS
I'd be all for it, but I've heard about recruiters lying about where you'll be able to end up

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>I spent the entire day doing absolutely nothing
>I have half a day tomorrow before I work the rest of the week

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>>72023776
Good post

>>72023761
join the navy and learn to sing

or airforce and go "pew pew pew!" while making engine noises.

>>72023020
Vader, he is borderline unkillable by beings without the force or a similar force like magic (ex. Ki).
The only exceptions that come to mind are time travellers, Master Chief, Deadpool, and the Hulk. All of which are about 50-50 odds

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>>72023635
have you guys ever look at r/4chan

they take screenshots of the most generic boring posts and all have a laugh at how crazy 4chan is

it's mind boggling

for example, pic related had 1500 upvotes and 60 comments

>>72023797
*posts threat to national security*

Is it normal to hate teachers? I wasn't like this before going to college. I'm not even doing badly, all my teachers like me. But I hate their guts for the way they speak to me.

gonna send an email tomorrow and set up an appointment to switch my major to ENGLISH LITERATURE

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>>72023797
FUCK OFF COMEY GO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

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Shōnen anime, or as you redditors like to call it,"manime," is in fact not the degenerate trash you subhuman scum call "moeshit" (shōjo manga) but instead the attributes of manliness that westerners can only DREAM of

>>72023866
HAHAHA SO RANDOM

>>72023823
I don't know how it is down in the States.

I think you get a few options here but if you sign up for some sort of engineering related thing they have to actually send you to school and train you to do the job. I don't think you can control where you'll be deployed and you might need some fallback career options.

If you're already in school there's no point. Most people join to help pay for an education and such. Just tell him you changed your mind and are looking at civilian job opportunities instead.

>>72023874
hey bud
>>72023891
terrible post, try again

>>72023866
the absolute STATE

https://gyazo.com/6ad977d246cfb52e5cbc6586b6334709

>>72023866
I think most of them create cringey threads and edit the screencap in some instances so they can get their internet points. Essentially all screen cap stories are some old /b/ post with a punchline.

https://youtu.be/ehiVVf_OBEU

>>72023914
hello

>>72023873
If you hate all of them that's a bit weird. There's usually at least one okay teacher.

I still do everything my parents say without complaint

Hey guys I have a hypothetical question I started thinking about.

I'm a dual citizen of two countries, the US and a certain European country. Now what would happen if I decided to change my name in the US but not inform my European counterparts? Better yet, my Euro country rarely ever allows people to legally change their name without due cause. What would happen if I had it changed in the US but the Euro county refused to recognize it? Would I basically have two identities, my new US identity and my previous name for the EU identity?

>>72023866
>going to reddit
Don't come back

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>South Dakota Democratic Party sent me an email inviting me to Pierre
I think it's a trap

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>Go inside resturaunt to get something to eat
>Approach the line
>Just as I do a couple of Mexican kids get up from their seats and get in line ahead of me
>Then their siblings and mother join in the line too
WALL FUCKING NOW
They're not even ordering in English ffs

>>72023990
>not occasionally studying normies

they do make up 99% of the population you know, it's interesting and informative to see how they think on occasion

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>>72023997
Well you are a faggot

>>72024021
>reddit
>normies
That's facebook you friccin' dip

>>72024058
there's levels of normie

i would agree that facebook is the most normie of normie but there are other forums

>>72023973
It's impossible for us to know. Go talk to that counties consulate or something. Legal stuff isn't a quick answer and it differs everywhere.

If you want guessing you'd be your new name in the US, but still the old name in the other country. Your American identity paperwork isn't in some international database all other countries reference to update their citizens legal information.

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>>72024018
>living the nigwalk meme
lel

>>72024018
Went to Subway yesterday for lunch
lady behind the counter had a Hijab
3 Mexicans were ahead of me in line
It took them a shitload of time to order because nobody in the room spoke proper English but me

it makes me wonder if our ancestors thought this was about Italians

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If we're going to have another war on terror we might as well do it right this time and start in this nation's haunted houses

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>>72023997
>Democratic Party

>>72024018
Well, to be fair, you are a NEET, and they knew that Wendy's doesn't accept GBP

>>72024095
>lady behind the counter had a Hijab
I hope you ordered something with pork.

>>72024018
>flip, chinese, paki, and indian TFW never speak English
>you can sometimes tell they're talking shit about the customers
reeeee

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>>72024058
>Defending Plebbit
My advice to you

>>72024112
my favorite story about the democrats

>arkansas
>solid blue for decades
>elect president from arkansas
>its bill clinton
>his wife is hillary clinton
>red state ever since

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>>72024138
>supporting these businesses

I'm honestly bewildered when I see a woman with a Hijab. it's like if a caveman strolled past me.
And i've never had a conversation with any such person. I think they stay at home a lot because I feel like I never see them in public places except the street

>>72024197
>conversing with arab women

the hijab is to hide the unibrow and dark peach fuzz mustache

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>>72024187
>>72024112
>>72024033
(You)

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>>72024176
>saying reddit isn't normal
>this is defending it
>>>/r9k/

>>72024196
only over priced coffee shops and a few restaurants (front staff only) employee Canadians in my city.

wen there was a temporary ban on service industries hiring foreign workers due to scandals for a few months they actually did get old people and college kids appearing in the jobs. after it was listed, CHING CHONG

what's your favourite kind of licorice

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>>72024219
Hijab doesn't cover the face, burka does

t. Moor

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>>72024226
back at ya famalamadingdong

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>>72024187
>used to have decent Democratic congressmen and senators who were pretty much Republicans anyway
>after Obongo we're probably going to stay red for the next 50 years

>>72024260
damn arabic words

i have a hard time remembering which is halal and haram as well

>>72024197
They are everywhere at universities

Funny thing is I even have a long time friend from Lebanon whose mom is hot as fuck and she never wears any sort of hair or face covering anywhere

She is basically just a sexy trophy wife to this rich ass guy who cheated the american government and moved back to lebanon loaded as hell after years of somewhat illegal work as a dentist

>>72024230
But it is full of normies. Only the hidden cracks offer protection from them. Go the fuck back to /r/4chan and iFunny you degenerate

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>>72024297
>Some of South Dakota's best legislators were blue
>Hard red now
>Future isn't too bright

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If your state shilled for the Bill in 1992 or 1996 it's not really a red state

>>72024297
arkansas democrats were decent guys, then the clintons basically pulled their "with us or against us" shit and cleaned house when he was governor and installed a bunch of yesmen, then everyone who sided with him either bailed for washington or was destroyed by a republican opponent

now the normal republicans are as far left as it goes, and it goes as far right as fundie baptists on the state legislature

why do trump supporters type like retards all the time


KEK GETS BTFO BY ME MAGA DRAINTHESWAMP (NSFKEKS!!!)

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>>72024421
kek btfo u

Why is it so difficult to relate to women?

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>>72024421
Keksimus maximus you just got TROLED yet again by ME

FUNNYTRUMPFAN54

>>72024441
BASED god emperor BTFO'D me HARD (WARNING BIGGEST TRUMP OWNAGE 2016 AND BEYOND!)

>>72024448
because they're barely people anon

>>72024448
because you aren't mentally ill

>>72024448
>Implying it's not difficult to relate to anyone
>Implying I really understand what you mean by "relate"

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>>72024394
I live in Oklahoma, probably the most red state out there
>tfw almost all if not all counties vote red every election

>>72024448
They aren't really people

>>72024453
M A G A
A
G
A

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>>72024380
>can't even keep track of what he's saying anymore

>>72024467
Does OKC vote red?

>>72024421
you're right
pretty much why /pol/ is unusable now

>>72024396
What do you think about Cotton?

Arab women - Not worth it because their family will kill you
Indian women - Not worth it because their family will kill you
Chink women - Went off them because I watched a porn video when I was 12 of Japanese lesbians and one was scraping shit off the other's asshole and criticising her for her quote "smelly anus" and then licking the shit that went under her nail
Black women - Even more disgusting than what I described above.

If you racemix you can only racemix with a Latina.
Everyone else is revolting.

>>72024137
What?

>tfw im too socially inept to need a phone
kill me

>>72024542
>being such a butthurt whitu pig

>>72024565
I just use mine to shitpost

>>72024542
This man has figured it out

>>72024573
no it was pretty haunting.
I can't even look them in the eye anymore.

Truth be told it's a miracle I haven't gone off women completely.

>>72024493
>Implying /r/4chan is in those cracks
>Hundreds of thousands browse it
You are really that dumb, aren't you... Leave and never come back

>>72024506
Yes

just ate a wendy's four for four what a rip off

boys contemplate how to get laid
men contemplate the monad

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>>72024596
>Truth be told it's a miracle I haven't gone off women completely.

Only a matter of time. I swore them off when I learned they bled from their pussies 5 days a month.

i'm too handsome to not have a gf Tbh it doesn't make any sense

>Year is 2020
>Trump adds a question on the census about legal status and threatens to follow up
>25% of certain cities in Texas, Cali, Nevada, Arizona, Colorado stop answering the census
>when the maps are redrawn, these cities now command less representation in the House
>Not even a 2008-style democratic wave can upset the majority
>But only if I get a 5 right now

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>>72024641
While you were wasting time with females I was studying the art of anime

>>72024646
I have a period fetish

You ever go down on a woman the day after her period's ended?
It's perfect because it's still warm from the period but there's no blood.
It's perfect puss.

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Would you date a girl who's heavier than you are?

>>72024673
anime is deeper in the cave than sex

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>>72024607
>intimate knowledge of reddit
>no y-you go back

Girls talk to me in such a manner that if someone outside our conversation were reading a transcript they would conclude that I was much younger than them

>>72024661
Sounds like it's their fault 2bh. You should take vengeance.

>>72023693
Comfy

>>72024672
>no New Mexico

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>>72024676

>>72024661
I used to think this but my face deteriorated rapidly around 17 years old. Now I have weird sunken eyes and it's not good

i fucking hate pence that smoke supporting faggot
make smoking illegal in 2020

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>>72023866
20k upboats

>>72024729
Man was made for pussy and blood.
Combine the two and you've got a match made in heaven for a high testosterone individual like myself.

>>72024696
>Would you date a girl who's heavier than you are?
>be 6'4, 215

Nah

If people find the Confederate flag such a controversial symbol, why don't any of the people complaining about it come up with a new flag for the Southern people? All I want is a regional flag that I can say represents me and my culture, I don't necessarily care about whether it carries racial or Civil War connontations.

I just feel like the whole debate over the existing flag would be a lot more constructive if people offered better ideas than just stripping us of our identity.

Do women mind if your place is dirty?
Talking up a few thots on tinder. Probably not gonna lead anywhere but I'm wondering if I should clean up if they ever want to come over. I figure I should get rid of my booger wall at least

>>72024803
no one cares about the south's failed culture though dude lol

>>72024765
>decent burger is 15 dollars
what

>>72024803
>muh southern pride

>>72024792
saw a tranny on shemalestime that was 6'9

Imagine being 6'9 and thinking "I was always supposed to be a woman"

>>72024814
Women are even dirtier than men are.
But yeah they care.
It shows you disrespect them if you can't be bothered to clean up.

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SOUTHERN PRIDE

WORLDWIDE

http://www.strawpoll.me/12485368

http://www.strawpoll.me/12485368

http://www.strawpoll.me/12485368

>>72024803
They're seeking to destroy Southern identity entirely

>>72024862
East Asians because the children can be cute at least.

>>72024880
that was destroyed in the civil war lmao

>>72024857
>Yankee tears

We won, so those are tears of joy. Which makes you a cuck

new gavin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Epqu8KyeVc

>>72024896
>because the children can be cute at least.
what if you have boys?

>>72024906
>>72024900
>obsessed

>>72024906
>We
odds are none of your ancestors we even here if you're from the North

>>72024929
What about it?

>>72024919
that's not a racist hipster

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Damn...

>>72024955
Mcginnes isn't racist

>>72024952
they kill seven people and then themselves.

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72024981

>>72024990
I'm not Jewish so can't see that happening.

>>72024981
can we address how many jews there are on the supreme court first?

>>72025022
our president is a jew so no

>>72024981
do most hispanics even speak english?

>>72024981
Thank God America is not a democracy or this country would be fucked.

>>72024981
this is autism

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>>72024981
>15 Mormons

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>>72024260
>t. Moor

>>72025061
evan mcmullin is based

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>America is not a democracy

>>72025076
Isn't Jason Chaffetz Mormon?

>>72025090
It isn't. It is an oligarchic plutocratic republic.

mormon gf wants to take me to her church one of these days

hmm

>>72025061
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE ALL AMERICAN PROPHET?

THE BLONDE HAIRED, BLUE EYED VOICE OF GOD?

HE DIDN'T COME FROM THE MIDDLE EAST, LIKE THOSE OTHER HOLY MEN.

NO! GOD'S FAVOURITE PROPHET WAS
ALL AMER-I-CAN

>>72025076
i hope to hang that cia gimp from a lamppost one day

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>>72025106
you know what to do

>>72025106
Mormon girls are cute.
CUTE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M13S-6mtTwc

I bet they just do missionary and go to bed at 8:30.

CUTE!

>>72025110
He was basically the American Muhammad.

>>72024698
>Says I have intimate knowledge of plebbit
>looked up /r/4chan to give you numbers
>Says I have intimate knowledge of plebbit
I do because there's nothing to know. It's a shitty site for hipster faggots and content thieves.

>>72025114
damn dude you're full of hate for based mcmullin
hes a pretty sensible nice guy i hvae an autographed tie from him

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>>72025106
DONT

>>72025106
Go display your fedora powers to the magic underwear people

>>72024506
Yes, GOP won by over 10% in OKC.

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>>72024857
>Half of /cum/ is rangebanned
>the muh heritaging shitlets that make the south look bad aren't

mormons are the closest successors to the long extinct WASPs

>Love eggs
>Love burgers
>But lo and behold
>I've never had an egg burger

What does it taste like burgers?

>>72025243
Mormons are the Muslims of America, complete with their own child-raping polygamous fundamentalists.

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>>72025245
picrel

>>72024934
Not him, but I have ancestors who were on both sides. It appears as if nobody in my family live was ever rich enough to be a slave owner, though.

reminder that the South is all that remains of the original America

all other regions are full of forgeiners

>>72025279
t.pablo

who taiwan here senpai
down for feet hmu

epic thread

>>72025220
>people start shitposting about the South
>I shitpost back
>I'm the shitlet
kys yourself bud

>>72025271
>>72025279
>>72025287
>>72025289
>>72025290
>>72025294
haha yeah
I wouldn't fucking ignore me if I were you

The fuck would I know about a burger with an egg on it you paki faggot

>>72025279
>all other regions are full of forgeiners
They're not foreigners when they come here legally, especially if they get citizenship.

>>72025339
It's good, bud. Try it sometime.
>>72025353
This.

>>72025309
hi

playing black desert online fun game

>>72025309
I just have the UK filtered

nothin personnel

>>72025353
embrace non-cum flags

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>>72025294
>Implying I'm not southern
>Implying you can't handle bantz
>Kill yourself yourself

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Is he the greatest patriot of our time?

wheres germany at feet squad where you at

>>72025490
hes the biggest sperg

Why are Canadians such terrible posters?

>>72025531
because we exist to irritate you

>>72025531
its simply their nature

>>72025531
they're all nu-males

>>72025531
>>72025545
>>72025546
>>72025546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cVlTeIATBs

>>72025479
>laughing at kys yourself
hownu.ru

>>72025490
>patriot

Only if you define patriotism as enriching yourself off of your fellow countrymen by spouting bullshit.

...actually that's as American as apple pie, so I can't really judge

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>Only if you define patriotism as enriching yourself off of your fellow countrymen by spouting bullshit.

>...actually that's as American as apple pie, so I can't really judge

>>72025344
yes they are

america is an anglo country

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https://wikileaks.org/ciav7p1/cms/page_17760284.html
>tfw l33t speak master
nothing will get past me

>>72025661
so does this confirm aidsy and mona are CIA?

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y u no guy

i miss jim carry movies

>>72025575
>Implying I'm new
>Claims that Ironically posting kys yourself doesn't still make you look stupid

I am assuming you spent most of your childhood in the padded room?

>>72025719
same, what's he up to now?

>>72025661
Ah yes such a good use a billions of bucks a year.

My car parts are coming from Rhode Island
What is this state like?

>>72025661
C= C= C= C= C=┌(;・ω・)┘

>>72025724
being a depressed nut

@72025721
Pathetic response, shan't be responding to you again

Ever notice how the best physical comedians are Canadian?

>>72025733
they're probably rusted to shit

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>>72025759
It's in their genes

>>72025759
Are you feeling ok?

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>>72025759
the whole world enjoys watching Canadians harm themselves for laughs

>>72025759
*tumbles down a flight of stairs*

haha

Guys look at this roarkish post that Paha Sapa made

>>72025587
>>72025587
>>72025587

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>>72025795
HEY that's me :O

>>72025661
>(\/) (°,,°) (\/) WOOPwoopwowopwoopwoopwoop!
fuckin kek

>>72025777
Yes, thank you.

>>72025724
Not a lot I guess. He had some depression problems for quite a while. Family troubles lately I guess.

He's only 55 too. Shame he's out of the acting scene.

>>72022990
I DECLARE JIHAD ON THE SNOW. SALEM ALEKUM JOIN ME IN DESTROYING THE FROZEN MENACE

>>72025848
snow responds to your jihad by snowing more

it also warms up slightly, turns into ice, and snows on top of that

>>72025859
SUN OF A WHORE SNOW MUST BE REMOVED FROM THE EARTH IN THE NAME OF ALLAH I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF 18 INCHES OF WHITE BULLSHIT FALLING ON MY FUCKING DRIVEWAY EVERY 2 DAYS

*gives you a sense of purpose*

(`･ω･´)

>>72025891
snow responds to your insult but turning into solid snow drifts that make it annoying to open your door

>>72025926
٩๏̯͡๏۶

*ignores it*

denmark isn't real, even if you could prove its existence I still wouldn't believe you.

at 10 pm est I want everyone to masterbate

we are going to sync

>>72025906
>72025946
fak u

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Well? Are you canuckle heads excited?

>find that Jim Carrey acted in a movie called True Crimes last year
>look it up with intent to stream
>the website only has "True Crime" which Clint Eastwood is in
this is an okay outcome

>>72025926
Why won't she reply to my 600 emails?

>>72025975
>>72025926
oh god I remember that

that whole story was fake, r-right?

>>72025969
we're already in recession and we have no alt-right governments

just tumblr the party and jews who love foreign workers

>>72025969
Yes

>>72025991
does anyone have a link to the blog? I lost it years ago

When I think about my lack of friends/gf, I don't feel upset, but rather like a failure. Like my whole life has really been a universal game for social dominance and i've completely and utterly failed. And the people on all the rungs above me are laughing at me, the bottom rung

>>72026009
this unfortunately.

>>72026009
>>72026028
On the bright side, if you have a job you can save up enough to leave Canada permanently within a few years of work.

>>72026027
learned helplessness
there are no rungs

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>>72025991
Nope!
I listened to Brendaniel read it, how did you read through all of it?

>>72026024
I can't find the link that was usually thrown around but this place has some of it. I just googled "2 chan 600 emails (`･ω･´)"

http://www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko

>>72026009
even obongo was elected in 08
not that I have too much hope in canada, maybe the tumblrinas won't learn from the US mistakes and chimp out instead.

>>72026047
Those a fighting words coming from a transvestite

>>72026048
It was one of those things that you glance at and figure you'll be too lazy to read it all, but it was too weird so I just kept going.

>tfw you will NEVER be invited to a glow-in-the-dark paint party
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488938926225.webm

feels bad desu, but at least I have this webm that I can beat off to

>>72025969
Alt-right is such a newspeak term.

>>72026058
we're just doomed desu

Took an hour of work and have spent 3 hours doing half of it
Thanks as always cum

>>72026085
Looks like it's filled with black skanks and women trying to act like black skanks.

>>72022990
i love this clip

>>72026085
glow in the dark rainbow party would be ok too

>tfw started smoking again
I started when I was 13 and quit the same year because my mom caught me and I just decided to buy a pack again a week ago on a whim and now I'm back to it
I feel kinda bad because my mom always told me how much she regrets smoking and how she'd be disappointed if I ever started

Talked to a crazy lady today. She schizophrenic ally jumped between 4 topics before realizing I couldn't understand her, apologized profusely, and excused herself

>>72026137
t. virgin

New
>>72026156
>>72026156
>>72026156

>>72026161
how old are you now? 16?

>>72026167
dont enable them
tell them to seek help
call the cops even

>>72026161
smoking is dumb and lame

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>>72026168
degenerates belong in the cubes.

>>72026178
18
I still live with my parents because I want to save up around $5000 before moving out

>>72026226
having a few months of bills saved up is a solid plan desu

>>72026226
well if you want to save money, don't buy cigarettes.

>>72026264
$40 a month isn't enough to cut something I enjoy desu

>>72026307
it's $40 a month now, but wait until you get up to half a pack, then a pack a day.

>>72024646
someone is ronrey ;_; awwww sorry for your loss

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Can we be serious now, guys? No more joking.