what is the best way to kill myself /int/?

Self-decapitation. It will look cool

It's not worth it

>>72020594
Dont do it. Its too cliche for you mate.

>>72020594
Helium or Heroin overdose.

>>72020594
Try asking >>>/r9k/

>>72020774
>Heroin overdose
"No"

>>72020594
move to usa and settle down with a qt instead

>>72020594
sign up for ISIS

>>72020809
heroin od is one of the most painless and reliable ways to do idiot

Doing it by age has a certain merit to it.

suicide bomb slovak/romanian embassy

i took like 50 random pills
i hope it won't fail
bye

>>72021236
liar

>>72020594
Gun

>>72021236
good
I hope you go to hell

>>72021236
Pics or it didn't happen poof.

>>72020594
Take a vacation to syria

>>72021236
it likely wont fail but it might take up to 4 days if, for example, you used tylenol and it will be excruciatingly painful with no cure.

i urge anyone considering suicide to reconsider and above all dont use pills

>>72021003
Overdosing on opiates is definitely not enjoyable in the slightest

>>72021236
what pills t b h

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>>72020594
This one. Literally

>>72020774
Or for the rich kids Xenon which is also used as a general anesthetic making it even more painless.

Choking on meh dick if u are picrelated.

>>72020594
legalább még van esélyed bilindát látni élőben ne add fel ánon

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>>72020594
don't do it amigo

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>>72021506
you have no clue.

t. Junkie

>>72020594
i always figured the ol' car and hose carbon monoxide method would work the best

might be a bit scary near the end but by then you're probably on your way out anyway

plus you live in a country where there must be decent amount of old cars, the newer ones make it harder, so there's that too

>>72023388
Are you also the fag who was whoring his anus out on Craigslist?

>>72023751
no. why were you looking up anus-whoring on craigslist?

>>72021236
you have to put them in your anus, not your mouth

>>72020594
listen to >>72023317
don't fall for the suicide meem

Do something over the top, where you know you will die anyway.
Kill a politician, start a crusade movement, go to your countries army

The options are endless

>>72020594

>likes MBV
>wants to die

I'm seeing a trend here

>>72020594
dank meme overdose.

death by nigger

>>72020594
with style

>>72020594
Hanging is the easiest way out, you're unconscious after 11 seconds and dead within 10 minutes

>>72024040
shoegaze is not suicidal

>>72024074
>10 minutes
That's an eternity without air

the best thing you should do is just to live out your life and have a bunch of fun as much as you can.

Life is so short anyway why would you want to make it any shorter, you'll be dead soon enough just like everybody else. Don't go rushing it, just relax and enjoy yourself. Go eat some grapes or sing your favorite song. Have a cup of wine in the sun and kick back bro

>>72024088

Well yeah, but you are lol

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well you cant really , karma.
you will just slip into another dimension were you have forgotten you died and we will have this talk there to.
you are eternal, there is no rest no escape.

>>72024147
>That's an eternity without air
You mean without blood? If you're obstructing the wind pipe instead of the blood to the brain then you're doing it wrong

>>72024181
you are probably right but im not him tho

>>72024279
Say again, what strain are you smoking?

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>>72024147
what are you on about, i'm not the one doing it

Whats the downside to jumping off a bridge?

>>72025168
The fear of actually jumping apparently

>>72025168
you can change your mind

>>72025168
you will be dead

>>72025168
The bridge will be traumatized

>>72025197
>>72025215
reckon its still the best

>>72025235
>downside

>>72020594
Aging 100%

>>72024719
then obviously I wasn't talking to you after that first bit, was I

>another fucking athiest shit wants to kill him/her/it whatever self.

And this is the reason why no faith is a bad thing.

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>>72020594

Best way is to find Jesus. It's so effective you won't even feel like killing yourself.

>>72021236
Rip netheranon

>>72025669
>>72027637
My brothers.

>>72020594
rip Peti

>>72020594
>tfw i will give anything to came back to Hungary
>Magyar Anon takes his life on purpose
I really hope you find rest, pray for us that are still here.

>>72020594
https://youtu.be/vEbXnWbwjLQ
RIP
you picked the wrong day though

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>>72021236

>>72021498
This, paracetamol suicide is horrible and irreversible, basically your liver becomes quickly overwhelmed and gets irreversibly damaged, but you take days to die a low and excruciating death as your organs fail one by one and your body slowly dies.

>>72020594
Live with your parents until they kill you.

>>72020594
Move to the Middle East. Refuse to cover your hair.

>>72023388
this picture was taken in the future

>>72020594
I would do it if I didn't have a family who cares. Only reason I haven't done it.

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>>72021457
>>72031474

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>>72020594
>>72021236
Nyugodj Békában Petya!
Köszönjük a sok ízes szarpostát amivel hozzájárultál a /kurvaanyátok/ virágzásához
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ul0hnGP5Aes

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>>72031490
when you shoot up you time travel 1 hour per mg
<---- nah