/brit/

first for allah

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post welsh toads

just ordered a butt plug and a chastity cage

need to wait 3-5 days

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SCREAMING

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Might burn down the local Church/ Mosque/ Synagogue today, lads

>>71996627
lola bunny better be on that list or it is instantly discredited

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Welsh bring your wellies lad

>>71996646
Shall inform that black man who is always on the phone

>>71996623
Which ones? I got a cb6000 chrome and a njoy metal large plug from Lovehoney, it's good stuff

>>71996627

I'd fuck Judy Hopps tho

>>71996623
no skirt?

FACT:all the baby white Bois itt complaining about affirmative action are useless NEETs anyways and would only get jobs if affirmative action worked FOR them

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>>71996646

>>71996627
yelling

My french press is being delivered today apparently. Looking forward to enjoying some non instant coffee

>>71996647
everyone knows that's more than alright

>>71996627
white women fuck dogs

One day you'll leave this world behind so live a life you will remember

>>71996659

He'll burn with them.

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>>71996627
muffin the mule

>>71996678
It's called a cafetière you uncultured paddy

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>>71996671
>imgur

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>I recognise imgur filenames

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why was she so sassy

>>71996678
non instant coffee is dusgusting

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>>71996732

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What books you lot reading then?

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>>71996732

much prefer tea to coffe desu always have

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>non instant coffee is dusgusting

i like how the term reddit is an insult here

never lose your spirit, 4chan

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>>71996761

>>71996784
reddit

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>>71996733
very strange, almost queer, opinion

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>>71996730
my extension does it for me. my Reddit detection skills are unparalleled by anybody ITT

now fuck off back to your home, little runt, this is a big boy general

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what not drinking the king of drinks?

Can we just trigger Article 50 already?

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>>71996761

>>71996806
Reddit is for big boys who can partake in nuanced debate, /brit/ is the shithole
FUCK you

>>71996807
be sure to drink your ovaltine

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Oh no not the fucking Nigerians! Americas tourism sector is completely obliterated now! Fuuuuccckkkk

>>71996811
i heard that mummy may did something based recently but i can't remember what it was

i have a little cupboard of teas, coffee and hot chocolate just in the off chance that guests might come over. They never do.

>>71996833
dohohoho the state of you my friend

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doing a 'mex

>>71996848
antifas are a joke

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Rate my five guys order

>>71996879
that's not enough for five guys

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>>71996848
>I bet it will collpase

>>71996879
>Soda
>fries
FOY

>>71996879
LITTLE

>>71996879
what is Five Guys?

>>71996879
fuck off murderer

have never seen a papa johns

>>71996890
"little" at Five Guys means they fill a burlap sack with chips and mail it to your flat, he'll be fine

>>71996906
burger joint

quite good

>>71996906
http://letmegooglethat.com/?q=+what+is+Five+Guys%3F

>>71996906
A number of men that is one greater than four

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>Be Scottish
>Wear a skirt
>Blow a pipe

>>71996807
she can go with the ovaltine tonight

>>71996913
you haven't lived then mate

the papa does the best chain pizza

>>71996914
that's good value for money though

>>71996929
what is a joint in this context?

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Nice one yanks!

>>71996627
think are stace might need to do another documentary

>>71996946
Iceman tellyn me wit ah can nd cannae dae fuck right aff

>>71996953
a restaurant

>>71996946
go home kerry katona

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you jelly brits?

>>71996906
Over priced fast food

>>71996969
ah, of course of course

can't remember if i had a wank today or not

better have one now just to be safe

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/03/on-late-in-life-virginity-loss/284412/

Sadly we cannot trigger Article 50 until the (unelected) "peers" have their say, all in the best interests of the people of course

>>71996946
10/10 post

>>71997016
fake news

>>71996946
AH HATE ICELAND

>>71996987
you seem to have a virus, it's making your browser look like Safari. Just warning you lest somebody might think you're an idiot who buys Macbooks out there in public.

>>71996627
elsa from frozen better make the cut

I'm turned 21 a week ago and my hairline is already irredeemable. Pray for me lads, I didn't even manage to lose my virginity with a full head of hair, in a year's time I'll be bald and then it's well and truly over for me.

really mad to think that 95% of people have/had a gf or are married

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>>71996646
burn them all down
the invaders must know they aren't welcome

>>71997016
bet when i lose my virginity in my 40s i'll be unlucky enough to get aids

>>71997016
>What eventually made him feel ready was practicing orgasmic meditation, which entails stroking a woman’s clitoris for 15 minutes. The class, which he joined after hearing about it from a friend, eased McDorman into being sexual in a permissible environment where he felt safe. Soon after, he lost his virginity to a girl in this community and later met his current girlfriend.

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>>71997048

>>71997082
aids is a myth

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>>71997072
>tfw part of the 5%

>>71997064
use the ol' 'nasteride

>>71997016
>Survey respondents who lost their virginities at 20 or older reported having more satisfying romantic relationships than respondents who lost their virginities younger than 20

normies lose again . might as well just give in

>>71997093
>image.jpg
>IMG_XXXX.png
>>>/out/

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the goal

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>>71997093

>>71997097
didn't an MP's dad get aids from a monkey?

>>71997093
shes gross
stop posting her

>>71997120
>imgur
Reddit

>>71997120
why not have a big TV on the wall instead of a runtpad

>>71997093
cuck shit

>>71997093
is this that BLACKED girl?

ordered a steak with something called """garum"""

almost threw up

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>>71997107
even if I kept my current hair, it's already shit. I have Martin Shkreli's hairline.

>>71997149
deano

>>71997149
hello idiot

>>71997129
if by monkey you mean bumming a rent boy then yes

>>71997120
Why aren't you going Difficult sums while in the bath to relax instead of watching tv

>>71997161
>image.jpg
>>>/o/
>>>/u/
>>>/t/

>>71997120
can't et comfy when I'm naked just aroused

>>71997131
>gross

foy

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nice cup of coffee to sooth the hangover from drinking alone last night

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Some lass who was a pretend magician is telling us men are demeaning for looking at boobs, yet shows us hers (presumably you can show but we mustn't look), Feminist logic!

just spat on some polack's steak
he noticed and I said it was a british thing, made up a name for it and he bought it haha

>>71997064
I have minor cows lick features on both sides, they've always been there that's just how my harline is but now that I'm 25 people will probably assume I'm receding

It hasn't changed a millimetre honest ;_;

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>when you nut, but he keeps humping

>>71997199
what's this hairstyle called?

>>71997161
he always has threesomes with pengtings lad you'll be fine

>>71997199
did she actually show her tits, including nips?

>>71997199
She never said that

garum's an ancient Roman sauce you philistine it just tastes like anchovies and smells like shit

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-39145781

so strong so brave :'((

>>71997215
JUST for women

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How did she even go for him? Some arranged marriage jewish thing?

>>71997239
she did
she complained that beyonces new album wasn't feminist because she was sexually suggestive on the cover or something

I gave your mum an ancient Roman sauce last night haha

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>>71997199
>puts tits on display
>ask people to not look at her tits
>people put their microscopes away

>>71997261
he's funny and probably acts alpha af off camera

>>71997261
mate she looks fucking grim, honestly

>>71997215
poleaboo youth

you're a fat balding fairy cunt with a microscopic cock don't flatter yourself saying that you'd satisfy anyone's mother (you certainly don't satisfy yours)

geographically illiterate people make me sick

>>71997272
>>ask people to not look at her tits
proofs??

>>71997261
Why are you acting like this woman is more than a 5/10 in the first place?

>>71997261
I like jewish women
aesthetically, I mean
the neuroticism that's present in a lot of jews is intensified in the women

>>71997295
this
>asking for direction instead of using google maps
>not knowing how to use google maps
runts

>>71997261
shes ugly

>>71997261
she got a green card

>>71997326
>>71997302
>>71997281
Mohammed Al-Hummus from Leicester

>>71996967
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le_uNGdpa4c&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>71997320
>I like jewish women
>aesthetically, I mean
>the neuroticism that's present in a lot of jews is intensified in the women
some men are just born to pay half their salary in alimony by the time they're 35, and you're one of those men

I was already starting to lose hair in high school (inb4 FOY) and decided to shave it all off a few weeks before going to uni. I looked like a fucking mong, but when I saw my old German teacher (proper 9/10 MILF from Austria) she at first didn't recognise me and said I looked much better shaven than with a messy head of hair (my hair was always messy). I guess older women don't mind as much, but women my age (~23) fucking hate it, so I decided to grow it out while I can.

>>71997362
I meant that I like looking at them but would never date them for the reasons I stated you absolute plank

>>71997366
>inb4 FOY
how about you just stop using yankisms you stupid twat

need some banter lads.

>>71997261
she looks like beatrice or eugenie, i forget which, but it's the one with the bigger eyes

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miss this game 2bh

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*blocks your path*

>>71997384
how about you sucking my fucking dick dude, you have a problem bro? you better chill yo

>>71997339
terribly unfunny
consider deleting your account

>>71997402
is still exists you silly fucking cunt

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I literally cannot use a swing, am I retarded?

>>71997405
is that anakin skywalker?

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stop watching anime

>>71997432
why is she becoming a meme now

>>71997432
>.jpg.gif
fuck off

>>71997402
i miss the simpler days of early 2011 when i would just build a base and then add to it over the course of weeks

if i tried playing it these days i'd be building with a plan in mind

>>71997261
ethan is a charasmatic guy desu

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>section 28
>supporting Pinochet
>Supporting Saddam Hussein's gassing of the Kurds
>"nelson mandela is a grubby terrorist"
>Blew all our north sea oil money rather than starting a sovereign wealth fund
>failed to invest in re-education and re-skilling of workers she fired
>mismanaged deregulation of the banks
>didn't give BofE independence so she could manipulate interest rates to create booms and busts

all objectively terrible policies of Maggie Thatcher

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From left:

1 - lawful evil. Hates the poor, studying economics so he can best get back at them for bullying him in school. In his mind he's a natural-born elite, and wishes all the homeless and hippies would just die.

2 - chaotic evil. Everything would be perfect if it weren't for a little thing called the "government". Everything should be privatised, because the free market can always do it better than the state. Also, the UK should be abolished, so (whatever Shire he comes from) can protect its proud heritage from Pakis and West Indians (with electric fences).

3 - chaotic neutral. He had some bone disease growing up, and he listens to a lot of punk. He wasn't particularly political until he got to uni, and he quickly came to despise the stranglehold the left had on political discourse, so he went with the most subversive political position he could: establishment Tory. Sort of just parrots whatever annoys lefties the most.

4 - chaotic greek. Can pack away 30 or more Dolmas a day. And that's just snacks. Will kill Turks on sight. His big topic of conversation is Cyprus.

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>>71997360
can understand all of this

>>71997444
because she outraged weebs and this is a weeb site

ahh yes, phimo has a new gimmick where he pretends to not be phimo

fuck off phimo

>>71997463
he's a fucking mong

then again, he's girlfriend looks like an auswitzhchz survivor and is a proper autist

think I heard an adele song today
wasn't blown away by it

>>71997496
t. totes jel of ethan's charisma and qt skelly gf

>>71997479
the only wrong thing she did was not negotiate with the IRA
northern monkeys are too dumb to be reskilled

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the aim

>>71997479
Still better than every labour PM

>>71997516
>the only wrong thing she did was not negotiate with the IRA

She did though.

>The Internet Movie Database (IMDb), which sees more than 250 million visitors per month, has adopted the ‘F-rating’ system to signpost films that were directed by women, written by women and/or pass the Bechdel test.
>21,800 films have been tagged with an F-rating so far, the criteria for which are as follows:
>Any film which is either:
>Directed by a woman
>Written by a woman
>Features significant women on screen in their own right

>>71997479
Nelson Mandela was a brutal terrorist so much so that the term "Mandela necklace" was coined to describe his preferred method of killing enemies

>>71997491
what did she say

>>71997405
On June 17, 2015, Lloyd (now going by the name "Jake Broadbent")[2] was arrested for reckless driving, driving without a license, and resisting arrest.[12] His mother, Lisa, stated that he suffers from schizophrenia and that the driving incident was brought on when he failed to take his psychiatric medication. She added that he attacked her at her Indianapolis home three months previously, also due to his struggles with the condition.[13] In April 2016, he was transferred to a psychiatric facility after being diagnosed with schizophrenia.[14]

can't help but feel sorry for the bloke desu

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The goal.

>>71997539
After the hunger strikers died
the IRA even said themselves, after the hunger strike they could have started passing weapons out in the street to people if they had enough.
She gave them enough support to last the next 10 years

>>71997544
japs are creepy paedos or something to that effect
don't actually know first hand just picked it up from what I read on here

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*blocks your path*

>>71997587
>imgur
Reddit

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only at 2400 calories today

>>71997587
>no mobile command unit attached

Apparently the average annual energy bill for a small (1-2 people) household is £800 lads.

Paid half of that (£420) in my 1bed flat, heating to 23 degrees (even when out) and running my PC 24/7, cooking meals every day, washing clothes and ironing regularly, and having the gf over every weekend.

What do people use all that energy for?

>>71997632
350 and I'm about to have a nap

>>71997544
she made a documentary for the bbc about the sexualisation of school girls in japan. one of the things she investigates is blantant peadophillia in anime. naturally, weebs everywhere got triggered after being shown to be nonces.

>>71997580
they are though
just look at jav porn, the girls sound like squealing pigs and never show any enjoyment. The Japanese love a bit o' rape

>>71997543
Complete nonsense.

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>>71997555
we're posting london homes?

>>71997656
yeah everyone knows it's true that's why it's so funny

>>71997587
there's something terribly cute about british police

maybe it's all those so-called "weapon sweeps" where they confiscate a cricket bat and a few butter knives

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would make such a good twink ffs why do i have to like girls

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>>71997680
britain has the most iconic police force though

go to countries like portugal and its some shit fiats painted in some gay colour, wouldn't be able to take that seriously

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>>71997700

>>71997649
i dont necessarily disagree with her conclusion or atleast your summation of it but anime also soothes the ol 'tisms

>>71997659
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/opinion/the-dark-side-of-nelson-mandela/news-story/68f4acdbf2b0b4e6c799e458a55e6cb2

>>71997671
CUTE

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peng

>>71997680
well a lot of britain is still very parochial and safe so the police are reduced to slightly comedic figures chasing after swans etc

>>71997720
our police look like shit and they are only getting shitter as the bobby helmets (aka the only respectable looking parts of their uniforms) are phased out.

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>>71997720
who takes the british police seriously?

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is she autistic?

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how can yanks ever compete?

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>be Scottish
>Speak Gaylick

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>>71996761
Suicide Squad novelisation

>>71997745
What? They're getting rid of the helmets? That's fucked

>>71997744
>Hot Fuzz is a documentary

>>71997261
Ethan's cute though, plus he acts like an idiot in public he must be a confident guy in general. Only thing works against him is the height.

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pictures like this are why no-one will ever take a black lives matter movement in the UK seriously

>>71997759
corrr she's got some eyes on her doesn't she

blimey

>>71997767
where will pregnant ladies piss now?

>>71997632
> get to work
> free donuts in the break room
> eat three sugary donuts in a row
> feel awful
> check calorie count
> 700 calories in total
Good thing I don't have breakfast, lunch, or dinner when I work.

I try to stay under 2,000 calories.

Today was a day of weakness, and I only scoffed 700.

Although my feet are still tingling and I have that warmth on my back that feels like diabetes is nibbling on my ear. It was a fuckton of refined sugar and dough. One of them was fried and oily.

I still barely believe 3 donuts is only 700 calories. Felt like I had 30 tablespoons of sugar.

>>71997632
hmmm i'm on 0 so far, should really get out of bed and eat something

>>71997773
bring back the tunics desu

>>71997765
'Gaylick' is Irish

Scots Gaelic is pronounced 'Gah-lik'

>>71997759
those eyes

>>71997768
my uncle's a policeman in rural dorset, you would be surprised at how poxy some of their work is

>>71997767
depends on the constituency/precinct/whatever
they've been gone for years in mine

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>>71997720
>britain has the most iconic police force

why doesn't that mong realise nobody reads any posts longer than 3 lines?
especially with his incessant reddit spacing

>>71997773
who was the last black person even killed by the police in this country? that drug dealer who sparked off the london riots?

that's why they have to go to stupid lengths like blocking an airport runway because climate change is racist to africans some shit

>>71997744
i know what you mean, here in brisbane we have a state of the art tactical response team but nothing ever happens here other than the odd drunk bogan brandishing a screwdriver

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Just got accused of being under 18 after showing my ID

>>71997812
because leaf

>>71997817
lol imagine rioting because some half caste drug dealer got killed

Hila is hot. Leave her alone

blue lives matter

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>>71997798
>why yes, I do indeed speak Garlic

>>71997843
I can actually, I really need new shoes and headphones

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inspector deano here

not downwind I hope

>>71997802
> my uncle's a policeman in rural dorset,
And Johnny at the bar's a friend of mine. He gets me my drinks for free.

>>71997824
pics xx

>>71997843
honestly would have considered going out and looting if there were riots in my area desu

>>71997860
NO
they rioted because they felt left behind by society NOT because they wanted free shit

am honestly so Redpilled it's insane.

>>71997852
Why yes something something something something something

but

something something something something not structured into a proper paragraph

so yeah I something something something something

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damn

>>71997879
you first big boy ;)

>>71997882
how redpilled? do you think WW1 happened?

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>>71997843
I remember those riots and seeing some of them posting pictures of them looting bags of rice and seeing hightstreet shops smashed up other than the book shops

>>71997817
>who was the last black person even killed by the police in this country?

Yassar Yaqub. Murdered by Police in January 2017.

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staceys taking up the squat rack EVERY FUCKING TUESDAY REEEEEEEEEEEEE

marx was jewish

you simply cannot make this up anymore

>>71997882
The true test of redpill is: you're out of lager, the pubs are closed because it's Sunday morning, no liquor stores open. Who do you blame?

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>>71997947

how do I tell my friend he's a complete cunt

asking for a friend

>>71996627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hr4knvNNgtU

>>71997843
This is England lad, we've reached the point were riots will go down if GOODFELLAS doesn't win a bafta.

>>71997985
>no noxious muck bf

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what

>>71997945
By god, you're right! How deep does the rabbit hole go...

anyone else looking forward to the big wikileaks release?

how to pronounce 'genial'

?

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Cinema denied me and my falcon again since their aviary is being repaired or some bollocks, my falcon was very distressed.

>>71998045
jee nee ull, emphasis on 1st syllable

>>71998028
What will it even be for? They've spent the last year BTFO out of liberals so Trump could get more support. Are they going to turn on Daddy too?

>>71998085
normies who think they are not turbo normies

>>71998090
i'm hoping for some leaks from the 'deep state' because that would be the most interesting to look at
will probably be more gay podesta shit

>cat warms up on sunny windowsill
>comes and lies next to me

so-called solar power

>>71998129
hottest pussy you're ever gonna get mate

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>>71998129
good behaving cat. give it a pat on the head from me

>>71998146
Lmfao

>>71998028
Conservatives are building robo Thatcher

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would rather like a nazi gf

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>>71998163

>>71998189
God Damn That's Edgy!

>tfw made an Ethiopian laugh
suck it, Oxfam

>>71998010
that's just gaudy

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the 'ump's awake

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>>71998237

>Be Scottish
>Be allergic to sunlight
>Get shipped to Australia

“Look, having nuclear—my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart —you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world—it’s true!—but when you’re a conservative Republican they try—oh, do they do a number—that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune—you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged—but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me—it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right—who would have thought?), but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners—now it used to be three, now it’s four—but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years—but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.”

>>71998283
>enough power to maintain a welsh family for a year
probably true because I don't think they have electricity yet

>>71998328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5swCCunO8

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comfy

>>71998046
nothing as usual

>>71998334
I know what you're trying to do but this isn't that incoherent

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>>71998363

>>71998342
your wall is a bit tilty

bengal tiger never came back

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why do Krauts keep making the same autistic threads about EU integration every day? Is it just so their beta orbitters can give them attention?

>>71998394
>tattoos

disgusting

only enjoy the foreplay part of porn

>>71998439
>British travellers to Europe will be photographed and have their fingerprints taken post-Brexit

http://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/passports-eu-us-visas-esta-etias-ees-fingerprints-passports-european-parliament-a7614881.html

LöL, have fun standing in line for 4 hours.

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>>71998511
thanks i will

Woah settle down Aussie we're at 295

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>>71996761
Robin Hobb

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stop liking things I don't like

I have a Britbong friend who lives in Wales. How do i get them to like me?

>>71998856
Tell him how much you don't bloody believe it

*enters the thread*

*waits until somebody posts"

>>71998856
Greet him with an exuberant "How do are boyo. What's the craic?".

>>71998856
buy him a sheep and a pair of wellies

is there a more runtoid topic of discussion than traffic?

>have £50 amazon gift card from xmas
>use on my account
>go to amazon prime now for food
>amazon gift card doesn't work there

gift cards are literally useless

>>72003079
You can buy bitcoin with em

>>72003153
nig

>4 hours 30 minutes under 300 posts

/brit/ is dead lads

>>72003543
Suck me off, Snowmong

What is Comet Ping Pong?

>>72004402
bellend

>>72005069

>>71996997
he's wrong, a burger joint is mashed burger rolled into a stick. It's an american thing, we smoke this shit. Why else are we called burgers :-D?

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>american british

308th for mad pakis

bump limit lads x