/cum/

>>71988170
Can you guys watch this for me? I'll be back in a minute

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>United
>States
>America

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How to sex half japanese brits?

>>71988195
Voltaire was not american, he was french!

>>71988184
Fuuuark Vayntrub is so cute, in a sexy way.

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>>71988195
>the
>of

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> there is no magical sky daddy
> humans can be moral without religion
> believing in fairy tales

>>71988197
k e e p i n
t h e
b a l l s
e m p t y

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What a shitty thread.

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thanks for taking us out to dinner anon!

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Just recently found out that the grant that I was paid through from my university had over $3,000 left in it because the other 2 students paid to work on our project graduated and only withdrew about $400 of their allotted $2,000 each. The professor I work for just told me that all the money that is left is going to me because I did 95% of the work to begin with.

Graduating in may without any loans and about $5,000 in the bank feels fucking fantastic

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>>71988234
Delete this shit now

>>71988247
i did NOT invite that fish on the right
get her out

>>71988234
is that a clit????

>>71988172
i thought exactly like this when i was 12
amazing atheist is that you?

>>71988234
Is that a penis in your mouth?

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>>71988255
Pretty jealous

>>71988268
It's funny actually, atheists claim that religion is stupid/useless. Look at what society abandoning religion has brought us in the modern age. More divorce, SJW culture, open degeneracy, people being less happy overall.

Westerners replaced the concept of God with the concept of consumption. Consumerism is the religion of the west, whether it be actual material possessions or distractions.

should i cash in the disney stock my grandma got me when i was a wee babe

12 shares = about $1300 right now minus whatever fees

i don't know much about stocks

>>71988316
Sure, why not.

>want to text a girl but it's already like 9pm

do I just go for it anyway?

>>71988234
>tfw i have a single wisdom tooth and it's coming out and causing absolutely no problems
feels good man

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Stop consuming

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>>71988327
>9pm
>late

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Stop inhaling air.

>>71988342
I guess if you're in college 9pm isn't that late

>>71988343
Implying I don't already breathe pure oxygen exclusively.

>>71988327
if she wouldn't want people to pester her at 9 pm she would turn off her ringtone or something

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Stop existing in the third dimension.

where'd everyone go? is it real nigger hours already?

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rip cum

so glad this piece of shit is dead

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Dr. Pavel, I'm PIA

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>>71988484
>posting a female (male)

>>71988448
>hiding his face like a pussy
Honestly I could heem everyone who supports the alt-reich

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>>71988504
ummm shut the fuck up and never reply to me again faggot retard

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>be canada
>bubble bursts
http://business.financialpost.com/news/economy/bank-for-international-settlements-says-canada-is-showing-early-warning-signs-of-financial-crisis
Say your prayers cancucks
Your time is up

>>71988457
is that a fox?

>>71988530
I bet she sucks cocks

>>71988532
>everyone buying houses in Canada rn is a chinese
Ok

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>>71988546
not a chance

>>71988532
I don't believe in god so I can't make a prayer

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I've been thinking of getting a pocket radio, for everyday and emergency use.

Is the Sony ICF-P26 any good? Does anybody have experience with other pocket radios?

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>>71988532
>boomers get fucked because their overpriced property becomes uninflated valued
>chinks get fucked because their investments lose most of their value
>people can afford houses in the GTA and Vancouver again

>>71988574
nigga this ain't 1983 get a phone with a built in tuner

>>71988560
better get one

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>>71988530
It's a dude, if you pay enough you can pound that used up male anus.

I think it's time to quit weed again

>>71988574
I used to have an mp4 player in middle school that had a radio and it was neat and worked good enough imo
You night want to get something a little more normal for every day, but this is 4chan after all

>>71988670
>people can afford
anon i dont think you quite understand how a bubble affects the value of your dollar

what's your favourite porn category?

Never understood cheek pinching 2bh who came up with that shit (probably a frog)

>>71988733
Female masturbation

>>71988733
pov

>>71988694
it's a girl, retard. albeit a mentally ill one.
the trap fetishism has gotta be the most autistic shit to come out of 4chan

>>71988733
Pov female masturbation

>>71988733
ur mum

>>71988733
jav and interviews

>>71988733
I like to watch naked twerking and imagine that I am some kind of God of sex and they are performing a mating ritual to get me to appear and I'm fucking them, but I'm invisible of course

>>71988733
Female genital mutilation

inshallah

>>71988733
big tit hentai

>>71988733
used to be interracial because of cuck fantasies

then I entered pol

now its interracial but I imagine I'm the black man, and I am more powerful than ever

>>71988532
Good, the real estate bubble needs to pop
>>71988730
did your property bubble collapse affect the value of the USD?

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>>71988730
>his money isn't invested in ammo and gold
lmaoing at ur lyfe

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>>71988794

I feel like every choice I make will always be the wrong one

>>71988746
>t. I have absolutely no proofs but will post anyways

>>71988676
Alright, what phone can I buy in North America that hasn't had it's FM tuner disabled by the carrier.

>>71988733
Anything that involves a tall girl and a petite girl together. The Alison Tyler and Piper Perri lesbian scene is legit GOAT.

>>71988819
The girl has a vagina. Doesn't even look like a dude at all.

>>71988821
w-what, I didn't know they did that? why would they disable it?

>>71988809
Well you chose to:
>come to 4chan
>come to /cum/
>and post that

Based on the evidence you aren't wrong.

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>>71988803
projecting yourself as the black man in interracial is literally the final stage of the red pill. hitler himself would have wanted it this way.

>>71988843
Because radio is free and they sell data.

>>71988794
True post best post

>>71988838
>t. I've totally seen the vagina and >>71988504 doesn't look male at all

Nikka you gay af

>>71988865
would this work? http://nextradioapp.com/

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>>71988819
kinda like what you're doing, shitstain?

>>71988875
She's not very attractive, I'll give you that. Looks like she has an eating disorder. The meme only came about because a bunch of autistic weebs such as yourself kept spamming about it. Literally autism.

Fuck I lost it

>the yellowstone eruption would destroy the US!
>literally would just destroy flyovers
a major "threat" indeed

>>71988895
Unfortunately they're US-only right now (as far as I know).

Our carriers managed to take away radio on our phones, and they're never giving it back.

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>>71988898
>getting this mad about his favourite male Turk
:^)
>>71988919
>weeb
Just blow in here from Reddit? That doesn't mean whatever you think it does.

>>71988802
> his money isn't invested in Swiss mutual funds

LMAOing at your investments desu senpai

>>71988938
It's bullshit, especially how Bell and Rogers have a monopoly on the whole fucking country, Hell my cell phone is like $90 a month and there's literally nothing I can do, stay with Bell or not have a phone

>>71988532
am I oversimplifying this, or does a bubble burst seem like a scenario perfect for younger generations, but awful for the older ones?

>>71988964
I don't care, I'm just tellin your dumb faggot ass it's a female.

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>>71988964
love this meme Tbh

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the gf (female)

>>71988964
I legit thought that was some fucked up penis at first glance

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>>71989002
>>71989024
What's the matter, you feel guilty fapping to a guy or something? Preddy gay tbqh.

>>71988975
Hey! We HAVE to protect CANADIAN companies okay!

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>>71989046
no

>>71989052
Yeah, without letting them fuck us over in the process though?

>>71988975
Same situation here. Bell is the only company to service my entire apartment complex (though EastLink seems interested).

They offer one (1) internet plan - 10Mb (yes, bits) down, and 5Mb up...for 80$ /mo., and it has a 100GB cap (but you can upgrade to "unlimited" for a mere 20$ /mo.). We're also stuck paying them 50$ /mo. for a home phone, and 150$ /mo. for two cell phones (the only other telco with coverage was Rogers, and they charged more).

300$ every month to Bell and they won't even let me listen to the radio because they're so greedy.

>>71989046
>that guy who doesn't masturbate to anorexic turkish girls

>>71989073
Getting fucked in the ass is a small price to pay for knowing we are supporting CANADIAN interests!

NANI?!?

>>71989046
The internet is full of better crank material than an anorexic turkish cosplay girl, son

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I want to move to Hamilton...

Wat do...

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>>71988170
>went to ihop this morning
>ask for chocolate milk
>they're out

>>71989121
You can either kill yourself now, or live a few years in crippling poverty while the Hamilton "air" does it for you.

> go out 6 weeks ago to bar for first time in a year
> spend $200 getting drunk with my idiot friends
> go home with 6/10 clubslut
> fuck her
> pay almost $50 for cab back
> get tested a week ago
> contracted HPV

I'm never going to a bar or club again. Fuck normies who think that is supposed to be a good time.

>>71989143
I want to die anyways!
It's ok.

It literally cannot be worse than Winnipeg
Speak of crippling poverty...

>>71989161
Enjoy cancer.

>>71988184
They're like Persian women, but more spoilt and whiny

Made a 96 on a test buds

>>71989195
lmao fuck off nerd

>>71989174
Oh I will ( won't )

If you could roll a dice, and on a 1 you become incurably blind, but on a 2-6 you gain $10 million, would you do it?

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>>71989161
>waste money
>catch HPV
Nice one anon, this is the normie lifestyle at it's finest.

>>71989211
>
no

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>>71989190
> like Persian women
> but more spoiled and whiny

How is that even possible

>>71989161
>contracted HPV
I thought you were supposed to get a vaccine for that shit

>>71989209
test

>>71989079
I switched to Eastlink a few years ago, it's totally worth it IMO, much better service than what I had.

Rogers cable 25mbps down/2mbps up with a fucking 80GB, which you could easily burn through in less than a week. almost $90 a month. switched over to eastlink couldn't be happier

Remember when "epic fail" was a thing?

>>71989227
JAP doesnt refer to an asian here in NY, Jewish American Princesses.Most spoiled creature of God's creation. Chosen people really got into their heads

>>71989264
epic
epic for the win

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>>71989264
I remember when critical failure was a thing

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>be me
>slack off in classes because suicidal
>get C's
>realize I'm a total nerd because I hate getting anything other than an A

>>71989238
Only women get them for free here. I am not that guy but I also have it. Few months ago brown discoloration started appearing on my foreskin, looks like freckles. Now I have to go to a doc and see if I have dick cancer. Life is hell.

>>71989274
I'm glad it's no longer a thing.
>>71989284
I miss when video games were good. I miss being able to enjoy them.

>>71989264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yThfdrdFL8

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Remember when "the game" was a thing?

>>71989312
Women shouldn't be allowed.

>>71989264
>when my local news says "epic fail" or "epic" like it's some new cool slang
slowpoke.jpg

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i fucking hate mexico and the government for not stopping illegals

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>>71989312

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>>71989346
>that image

>>71989336
pop culture has been behind the times since 2008 desu

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>>71989346
>pshh get out of my country, kid

>>71989346
whats the problem?
its ready for a wall to be placed inbetween

I want to engage in sexual intercourse in an intimate-romantic setting with an illegal immigrant

Fact: If you have a cock you are a fag
Fact: If you choose a side in politics, you are a fag
Fact: If you watch anime, you are a fag
Fact: If you are a fag, you are a fag

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>>71989346

But we do, we do.

Hell the international aid the US sends to Mexico is used to stop centracaca inmigration.

>>71989402
what country immigrant

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>>71989405

>>71989414
Poland

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>>71989402
Fortunately you live in the United States.

>>71989405
can't somebody dox this gay chug and shoot him already

>>71989418
you're a good lad

>>71989409
the US government

i hate the filth that came here

>>71989405
aloo kachaloo beta kahan gaye the?

>>71989402
i want to round up illegals and make sure they never come here again

>>71989441
You are a fag

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>>71989420
I'll be a sugar daddy for a petite qt mexican chick

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slav planes a shit

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>>71989433
>says the weeb

>>71989414
Venezuelan

where were you at this time in 2012?

>be the descendant of an immigrant
>want to pull up the ladder behind you so that other people can't make it in
hypocrites smdhtbqhwyf

>>71989458
Whatever you do just don't marry her.

>>71989464
You are a fag

>>71989466
interesting choice. tell me why

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>>71989471
Actually living a comfy life in high school

Life was better back then when I felt like I belonged

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fuck you

>>71989471
First year of university

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commies btfo

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>>71989477
>marriage
Don't worry, I would never marry any chick so they can ruin my life and take everthing I own after sleeping with Chad

pretty girls make me nervous

>>71989461
>>71989533
I think this would work better on /pol/ or /k/

Just rejected another girl.

She seemed nice, but I'm just not interested in long distance relationships at all. West-to-East Canada is a huge distance. Hope she doesn't take it too personally.

>>71989471
I think it was 9th grade so probably dicking around with the "friends" I had in junior high

>>71988733
small dick trannies.

>>71988933
Muh corn racefuel

>>71989488
Venezuelans are escaping unfortunate economic conditions, I want my penis to be a positive in life for one

>>71989545
Not sure how it works in the USA, but if some immigrant here gets you to sponsor them for citizenship they can royally fuck up your life.

>>71989553
>/pol/ shilling for the worst planes in the Cold War
Not surprised

>>71989564
oh. I thought it was because latinas are top tier goddesses among women

>>71989555
I've rejected women but never been in a relationship

I might be gay idk

>>71989564
>unfortunate economic conditions

it's their fault for falling for the socialism meme

>>71989570
/pol/ fucking hates commies and all that they produced
but its fucking hilarous to see the reactions of buthurtt commieboos on /k/ though
>t. closet /pol/ack

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>>71989577
>latinas are top tier goddesses among women
It's not the beauty queens who are illegally immigrating though...

Suppose to watch John Wick 2 with a friend tomorrow
Should I watch the first one beforehand or does it not really matter?

>russian planes
>bad
literally just authentic replicas of american ones

>>71989608
>implying Canadians know anything about illegal mexicans

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>>71989549
>can socialize with only slight anxiety with any adult male
>any child or attractive female instantly makes me red and sweaty when I am anywhere within 10 yards of them

Not that I'm a pedo I just get super anxious around kids because they are always really vocal about how they feel and I am always afraid of females judging me

The reason I can socialize with males is because I know what it's like to be a dude and the majority of us seem to not give a fuck how any another guy looks

Because I'm also super paranoid around gay guys

This is what I believe at least

Please put a fat projectile in my skull

>>71989608
I know quite a few illegal qts

>>71989610
There's some context that you'll miss but if you don't watch the first one it's fine

>>71989612
except the american ones could actually kill :^)

>>71989610
Yes you should watch it.

>>71989577
Latinas are sexy but not my favorite tbqh
British girls do it for me
>>71989587
Uhm not really , I wouldn't blame a qt petite 20 yo Venezuelan for socialism

>>71989612
>Soviet """combat records"""
Back to your containment board >>>/k/

>>71989626
go to your facebook or instagram and show us one :)

>>71989644
I dont have a goybook or instagram

>>71989625
>Because I'm also super paranoid around gay guys
y

>>71989508
gook

daily use phenibut 2 - 7g for past 4 months
WD's a bitch

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>>71989638
>British girls do it for me
I didn't know there was such a thing as a "small gene pool" fetish

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>Sacramento left without saying hey

foreigners excluding canadians are my fetish desu, I feel like they'd see me as a superior american man with an exotic american accent and they wouldn't shun me like american girls do

>>71989665
just procure an image of one of those sluts and show us

>>71989674
Forgetting about weebs?

>>71989668
that's a white person

>>71989685
>wanting to fuck kenyans and norks
enjoy your communist ebola

Evens I kill myself

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>>71989685
>I feel like they'd see me as a superior american man with an exotic american accent and they wouldn't shun me like american girls do
Expat: The Post

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>>71989667
I'm afraid of judgment, even if I can reason that they probably aren't judging me

I am one of those people who is both quite attractive and hideous so I never know if someone is repulsed or likes me and I'm so insecure and a perfectionist I want everyone to like everything about me :-)

Holy shit I'm so pathetic I wanna just die

>>71989708
>I am one of those people who is both quite attractive and hideous
tfw

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>>71989704
Adios

>>71989674
It's more about how slutty they are, their accents, brit comedy/sarcasm

Brit girls are fun

>>71989708
I'm sure you're qt

>>71989721
I find latina sluttiness, accents and sass to be superior, but to each his own

Want to try goulash but there aren't any Hungarian restaurants near me

>>71989724
Gay as hell but thanks anon

dont know about the other leafs but I fucking love girls with the Texas or Southern US accent, it's such a fucking turn on to me

>>71989752
Good luck finding one who isn't a landwhale or a slut

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>all this gay shit in my thread

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>>71989752
I'll hook you up with an Oklahoman qt

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>British girls do it for me

>>71989766
I knew a chick from Kansas who would suck dick for cigarettes, weed or money. she was only like 16 too

>>71989766
Semi true, I don't care about the sluts I would still fug them. I did see a lot of fatties though

>>71989778
how qt? does Oklahoma have the same accent pretty much that you'll find in the South east?

I'm interested in trying out this new innovative two sided dildo if anyone's down, the box says it's for two

>>71989802
>does Oklahoma have the same accent pretty much that you'll find in the South east?
The eastern half of Oklahoma does

>>71989752
that shit's cringy in america, in basically everyplace but the south

Heater and fan both died in the same week
Fuck my life

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>that shit's cringy in america, in basically everyplace but the south

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>>71989859
no

Who is the least educated here?

>>71989859
i wouldn't do it as often as i'd jack off

>>71989859
It's overrated

>>71989859
only if I could do it comfortably and it felt as good as an actual blowjob

>>71989824
>>71989833
would you like a canuck qt with a Canadian accent

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>>71989802
Yeah in the small towns. The city girls usually talk in a generic Midwestern city accent

Some have it heavy and some don't have any though even if they are from smaller towns, but I know several chicks with nice southern accents

Plus I go to a school with a bunch of Texan chicks

>>71989880
GED here

>>71989896
Depends on how qt he is

>>71989752
>tfw no Southern gf
JUST

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He's muscular and smart

>>71989896
any accent is bearable as long as she has a nice smile and a cute laugh

hey guys BajaChan's friend here just letting you all know she had a work accident and she died a horrible death :-(

look at this post I found on /lgbt/

Well, yes. That's quite literally what gender IS, a perception of yourself based on brain wiring. If all goes well, it's supposed to be inline with your sex. If it's not, you're trans.

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Someone call for Papa John's?

>>71989924
My cousin goes to Auburn University. I went to go visit and there were so many qt's with those accents my man it was awesome.

Unfortunately a lot of the girls wouldn't even take me seriously because of my accent, you try to have a conversation and some of them would just be like "say about xDDD"

>>71990012
how about titties, ass, hips, motherly instinct, cooking?

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>>71990000
Mexico confirmed faggot fuck.

>>71989984
That's why I stopped posting there

>>71989752
Watch this
https://youtube.com/watch?v=IxrCVf3ZSRs

>>71990025
No, nada, it's just a illusion we developed because we have too much free time

>>71989982
That's not funny, caraposter

>>71990021
>nobody actually likes the Canadian accent
Just fuck my shit up

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>>71989991
Not me but I'll gladly take it for $0 sir
>>71990000

>>71990061
It was only a few of them, other ones actually did like it because they hadn't even heard it before

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>>71990038
STOPPED?

>>71990061
I think it'd be qt on the right girl
why? are you a girl with a leaf-cent?

I only speak what I believe is the truth

>>71989833
Only if youre an sjw/autist.

>>71990061
There's a guy on Youtube who lives northwest of Ottawa and he has a pretty nice accent

>>71990083
yis

>>71990041
holy shit that's literally perfect

What is a meathead?

>>71990092
it sounds goofy, prove me wrong.

>>71990041
Fucking terrible

Would you rather have an Australian gf or a Canadian gf?

>>71990041
>southern girl accent talking about smart people things

No no no that ruins it. She needs to talk about horseriding and harvests and maybe giving directions.

>>71990041
Ontario accent, pretty spot on too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozDDYcyrCNE

gonna make some black tea with honey for my throat

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>>71990111
Canadian any day of the week

Australians are criminals and descendants of shit brains

>>71990111
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>>71990139
Are you sure you can handle a canadian gal?

>>71990136
stop stealing my posts

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Makes me think

>>71990075
>>71990095
I meant more like nobody actually "likes" the accent. It's either meh, mildly interesting or "I thought you were american"
>>71990089
There are no girls on the internet.

>>71990111
A reserved qt Canadian gf who is overly polite

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>>71990111
canuck gf thanks

>tfw no Acadian gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4n5FPwpfcY

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>>71990157
Looks like I beat you to the punch

>>71990111
I don't really like the Aussie accent that much.

>>71990111
Australian, Canadians are too American

>>71990159
>nuke the cities
>America is still the most prosperous nation on earth
wew

I need a fucking hug Tbh

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>>71990152
Canadian grills couldn't be anything half as hard to handle as grills down here

This is actually very accurate:

US = 9th Grade
UK = Year 9
Canada = Grade 9

>>71990190
I hear you. I'd give you a hug if I could

>>71990190
where you at?

>>71990123
>tfw no one's uploaded the Berta beef one
fuck

>>71990193
then you haven't met a REAL canadian girly like me hun

If states had rights they'd be as disfunctional as the eu

>>71990224
States do have rights, just not full rights

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>>71990190
Man up man, you don't need a hug you need some strength of mind to persevere

>t. Hypocrite
>>71990222
I'd rather meet a girl with a vagina hun

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>>71990204
>Year 9

>>71990123
Sounds goofy and humble and undeniably white

>>71990204
I talked about Grade 10 on 4chan once and some presumably Ameriburger thought that made me European.

in canada you don't call it an electrical bill or power bill, it's called a HYDRO bill

also they're called HYDRO poles

>>71990236
If you can't take me one on one in a duel you'd be no match for a canadian woman

LEL I know a guy named traci

>>71990256
I thought that was only in certain provinces?

>>71990204
See also:
US = January 9th
UK = 9th of January
Canada = janvier neuvìeme

>>71988359
>>71988342
btw figured I'd give an update

I sent her a snap a couple of hours ago and she didn't open it.

I'm the anon that posted a few days ago about meeting a south african dutch chick. Wish me luck

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>>71990262

>>71990266
I bet I could take you in a dual partner

>>71990234
Well that would explain why the country is so divided

>>71990270
youre right actually, i've heard it in ontario and Manitoba but not in AB or BC

Is every single Hozier song about him being gay?

>>71990256
>HYDRO bill
>for electricity
what

I'm pretty sick bros

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>>71990289
>dual
Just kill me

>>71990304
Its from dams

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>>71990304
pic related

>>71990273
she really wants a snap of your dick

t. knower

Did a new for you kids

>>71990330
>>71990330

>>71990313
you've already lost, you are no match for a canadian cow

>>71990273
Good ruck, Boers are qt.

In Western Canada (real Canada), milk comes in jugs.

>>71990327
Way to be progressive hoser

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>>71990327
>government funded power generation

>>71990365
i was thinking about this image
thank your for posting it

>>71989859
Did it some times, it's mkay, nothing super great tho. Better than jacking off, for sure.

>>71990567
I heard it was more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked. Either way gay af

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>>71990593
> more like sucking cock than getting your cock sucked
not at all
> gay af
same as playing with your own penis. Just a matter of perspective.