/brit/

JANNY YOU LEGEND HAHA

well played janitor sir

Shan't hate myself sir
I'm also English tho, am I accepted around these parts?

Please be understanding of my situation

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UNPAID CUSTODIAN

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Would absolutely unequivocally DESTROY Jo's sweet little wet pussy.

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>janny is the creator of this thread

>>71976853
>also English

how

>>71976853
do you eat arse?

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bE YOURSELF MATE RELAX JUST BE COOL

>>71976614
why is janny so autistic

>>71976903

I do

>>71976902

Mother got bonged heh

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lads

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Salary?

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>>71976907
>every single one has a meme haircut

your best work in a while, janny
*reaches into pocket to sneak you a cheeky fiver*
oh wait can't be doing that can we haha

why do the normalfags on here care so much that some of us are virgins?

fuck off. and shut up irl too you cunts

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>>71976951

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>>71976883
no comment

not seen a single brown or black face today

fucks sake jo cox didn't die for this

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CREASEY!!!!

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>>71977007
Jo Cox died for ______

seems a bit expensive and excessive that every country tries to put an embassy or consulate in every other country

how much does one of these offices take to run?

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We all got billets then?

going into the raf lads.

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>>71977042
>Tammy

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Remember The Great Famine?

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not going well with the proto gf

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>>71976987
here's my 213.png :]

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goals

>>71976907
can it even be said at this point that normies have souls?

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I don't like the french either.

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>>71977069
it was great lol

>>71977042
offensive

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>haha dude just go up to her and TALK to her!
>be yourself man

Any of you sad cunts struggle to go through the day without taking phots/vidoes of everything?

Give me a second I
I need to get my story straight
My friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the Empire State

>>71977048
Idk, gives jobs?
The expats need to have a place to do things related to their countries, I think they're necessary

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the goal

How's your football manager save going then lads?

>>71977103
no, conversely I go weeks at a time without photographing anything

>>71976982
>>71976982
>>71976982
>>71976982
"mental there's people in their 20's that are still virgins. do a tiny bit of lifting, get a normie haircut and go to a pub/bar/club, easy slags. only people with with downs and mutations and skin diseases and shit have an excuse"

there you go mate, how about you stop being a pathetic excuse for a human, /brit/ is a normie thread

>>71977081
t. Vladamir al-bin Saud

>i try to excuse my stupidity and ignorance as a "gimmick"

Ah yes.

should start to keep a diary
memory's horrid

>>71977081
>tfw live in a flat in a huge regency building in the south west

is there anything better?

>>71977131
rasheed-deano hybrid

>>71977138
>do a tiny bit of lifting, get a normie haircut and go to a pub/bar/club
christ just fuck off

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The goal

>>71977122
just make it part of an existing homegrown call centre and do things electronically . maybe rent a desk/computer in each country for people who don't have a smart phone

>>71977131
Do you have any idea how dull Canary wharf is? Not to mention how shitty the surrounding areas are? loooool

>>71977117
My lover she's waiting for me just across the bar
My seats been taken by some sunglasses asking about a scar

>>71977153
if anyone calls me out for getting something wrong or being an idiot I just pretend they got trolled, works every time

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why don't you lift?

>>71977138
>go to a pub/bar/club, easy slags.
i do not see anything positive about this statement.

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goal

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the goal

>>71977218
to inteligent

>>71977218
gym membership is too expensive

>>71977218
L O N D O N

I do lift.

>>71977218
No amount of picking up heavy things and putting them down again over and over will heal my social anxiety

>>71977181
lazy cunt, you're just a leech on our country

>>71977218
cba

>>71977138
absolute bullshit, as someone who's attractive "just go to a bar" is useless advice

>>71977080
Don't like it.

Ah yes, London

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4285398/Video-teenager-stabbed-street-frenzied-attack.html

>>71977069
Oh the good ol' potato party?>>71977195
Isn't physical presence important too?

Like if there's a conflict between the two countries "we're going to withdraw our personnel" as opposed to "we're going to turn the terminals off"
Imagine how ridiculous that would sound

>>71977218
It's boring. Literally going through a manual labour simulation and paying for the privilege.

>>71977253
ok
"just go to a bar, and then chat up the women there"
fugging autist

is autism an excuse
like actual autism

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the goal is to swim here

>>71977245
will you fuck off? i'm not harming anyone just because i'm a virgin and i don't want to conform to stupid standards which don't fit me

>>71977069
should've learned to fish ha ha ha

love it when you have garunteed (you)s, you're all puppets on my strings

>>71977267
bangin tunes in the car

>>71977292
if people here knew how to do that don't you think they would

>>71977297
yes, actual autism is a justifiable excuse for not being able to talk to girls. general runtness is not

>>71977269
>turn the terminals off"
equates to shutting down communication whih is also all you're doing when removing embassy staff.

just do a skype call if you need a face to face

>>71977297
No. Just makes it a lot harder.

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European Super League when?

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gf is making me watch Call The Midwife with her
Are these the things we have to do for love? Watch utter tripe on telly?

>>71977301
that looks very dangerous

>>71977103
Annoys me too, especially how these daft cunts are oblivious to their surroundings and walk into passing cars or bump into people.

>>71977254
*blocks*

time to download another (free) book on my kindle
amazing how much money this thing will save me in the long run
thanks /lit/

>>71977343
What I meant by this is the symbol that physical presence carries

>>71977322
>garunteed

>>71977218
Started going to the gym, went tonight. Going to get taught how to do weights though, you get free personal trainer lessons with my membership.

Just doing cardio and weight machines for now.

first monday since the mrs moved out lads. did the bins and ate some leftover chilli and came to bed. bit lonely.

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>I don't like call the midwife

>>71977302
you're dragging our great nation down. I dream of a land full of truly great men and strong qts. you should move to france or sweden

>>71977391
irrelevant

>>71977389
can't be dealing with kindles
I like to have the physical book because once I've read it I can put it in my bookcase to signal how smart I am, also makes the room look good

>>71977408
I would happily move if it meant a country without cunts like you

I'm glad I'm dragging the nation down in your eyes. It should be destroyed.

fleetwood mac desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi9GjzCKWQ4

>>71977360
You got yourself a basic bitch boyo, time to call it quits

>>71977218
afraid to use free weights because I dont know how and everyone will laugh at me
i'll stick to swinging kettlebells in my basement thank you

recently discovered how peng strongbow dark fruits is after bashing it on here loads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J9INMdOWL4
doing a listen

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>>71977408
>great men
>strong qts

get yer head out of ur ass m8

>>71977399
you can't be serius

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how big do you think RDJ's shoes are

Migrants smash up German asylum centre and severely injure a police officer because of their poor MOBILE PHONE reception

>>71976614

actually like the french on /int/

far better than leafs or yanks

>>71977245
>>71977408
FUCK OFF TORY TWAT

>>71977413
Not to the expats obviously but to the foreign country itself
The government will say "they don't even send people in their embassy? Don't they have the least of respect for us?"
It's like saying presidents shouldn't meet at the G20 or G7, why not just make a skype group call?

>>71977427
need to spaff in that food without her knowledge

>>71976882
Seconded

>>71977461

poof

Deleted my porn collection again lads, I won't start building it up again this time.

>>71977485
hey hans, whatcha doing

Taxpayers foot the bill for SEVEN TRILLION POUND relief program for the OBESE

Baby you understand me now

>>71977525
i know haha

>>71977485
good

>>71977437
can't be fucked dragging this any further, you're easier to bait than one of them pay to fish places. sort out your insecurities mate, I'm only having a laugh

>>71977416
already decorated my room with a bunch of books I'd found I'd already enjoyed after reading first (for free)
do it the same way as those cunts pirate games. read first, then buy them if they really like them and have the money
plus I do prefer physical novels, just enjoy saving money as well

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the goal is to hike the PCT across the entire length of the US

the libertines were the band oasis could have been

*makes a post*

>>71977502
>presidents shouldn't meet at the G20 or G7, why not just make a skype group call?
well why not

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We all watching Broadchurch yeah ?

Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.

Think I might be dying. Never felt this weird before. Fucking head is going

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>the libertines were the band oasis could have been

haven't watched any tv shows in about two years, last was brooklyn nine nine

any recs?

>>71977577
done it

>>71977625
the walking dead
the flash
game of thrones

>>71977585
Sure, logically why not, but it holds a symbol to the masses

So your idea of making terminals etc etc isn't realistic, not for now anyway

>>71977586
tv is shit nowadays 2bh

>>71977495
fuck torys and labour. UKIP through and through. Really wish I was joking too, state of our country.

>>71977589
you'll be alright x

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stop arguing on the internet

>fatties shouldn't be forced to pay a surcharge for NHS treatments of health issues related to being overweight

errm what?

>>71977275
wtf i hate exercise now

>>71977625
Call The Midwife

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*OHWTISTIC SCREECHEENG*

>>71977654
ukip dont go nearly far enough

>>71977368
not really

try this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1inueBSwko

>>71977230
Awww

>>71977577
alri reese witherspoon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_bJobTl6ug

>portland, oregon
>fucking miles and miles away from the sea

I guess yanks have always been window lickers

>>71977675
NAWT A LEJITAMIT FOWRM OF PROWTEST

>>71977687
but what is the alternative?

>>71976614
been sat in the old thread for almost 30 minutes now waiting for someone to post the new jesus christ

strung that frog along like the twat he is . lol what a twat

MOOOYKUUUH MAAAAWWW

>>71977663
Ah yes, let's destroy the very principle the NHS was founded on.

>>71977734
funcking mong

>>71977715
>LA Lakers
>there are no lakes in LA

>>71977586
british television has been shit for years
don't bother

>>71977734
alri phimo

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>tfw wanted to post my goal but couldn't find a pictorial representation of it
here's something close

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>>71977715
forgot this vital piece of damning evidence

>>71977734
goto work cunt

>>71977745
you're fucked now mate. peta will be at your door any minute.

enjoy your lengthy prison sentence you sick bastard.

>>71977791
i'm not a wagie

>>71977763
la is literaly short for lake lol

>>71977648
Bit of a sweeping statement

>>71977731
swift and efficient mass suicide a la jonestown

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>>71977783

>>71977783
the authorities are informed

also:

>>719777//

>>71977769
>all the litteral shows for autists
They're really good

How common is grass as a name for cannabis? That's what my mum called it for some reason.

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the goal is to meditate in a cave in burma for the rest of my days

reminder that the people who come here to try to start arguments are likely part of some shady psyop group trying to destroy us because we got too close to opening our third eyes
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-10-28/cointelpro-techniques-dilution-misdirection-and-control-internet-forum

heh

>>71977734
er mate, I don't remember inviting you, haha! what a lad, deary me
*gently and inconspicously guides you to the door*
alri, bye bye for now

If suicide is painless, why haven't you done yourself in yet?

>>71977819
i am idiot

>>71977777

>>71977822
slightly more common than 'cannabis'

>>71977811
only shows i enjoyed were top gear and doctor who. both are dead now, whats the point of the beeb or anyone else existing now.

>>71977815
think I'll pass on that mate

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>>71977610
>he thinks it isn't blindingly obvious

HOWLING

>>71977843
who pays for these people to live?

>>71977816
>>71977819
>implying they didn't already know about me
>implying there's anything they can/will do about it

>>71977843
found a ruby the size of a tangerine in one of them

>>71977783
*rats you out the night before*

pssh....nothing personnel.....kid....

>>71977761
aaah yes, lets not punish people for abusing their bodies and the taxpayer's generosity.

>>71977459
just watch what other people do and copy them or look up form guides online

>>71977872
I'm just waiting for society to collapse tbqh w u lad
thatll show the normies

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>>71977856

not confident i'll do it painlessly
probably botch it

>>71977871
Well you can watch the real topgear on amazon lad

The new Topgear with Matt Leblanc etc is the most boring and unfunny thing you'll ever watch

the scene of the horse dying while JP cries next to it brings me to tears

>>71977920
So anyone who has an unhealthy habit should be forced to pay?

>>71977899
lad im posting from london with a proxy and i just saw david cameron run out into the street and jump into his batmobile. I think he's headed your way now

Need to start going to the gym lads, haven't been in fucking years and that was only because I had to in school.

Is there an article I should read or something? I'm completely clueless 2bh

>>71977459
been there done that, luckily i knew a couple of people there already and they corrected me, still made a fool of myself though

>>71977871
you aren't excited for the next doctor who to be a sassy black woman?

why don't you JUST DO IT

fucking hate chris brown

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Post some CLASSIC BANGERS!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

>>71977955
>JP
James Pond?

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>visiting London
>incorporating things like "bloody hell" and "bonkers" into my vocabulary while speaking to people
>get weird looks on the reg

what the fuck britain?

>>71978002
Go on then

>>71977991

just do starting strength

>>71977848
>cointelpro
try jtrig
https://firstlook.org/theintercept/2015/06/22/controversial-gchq-unit-domestic-law-enforcement-propaganda/
>>71977990
that pasty fuck couldn't catch up with me

>>71977978
of course?

>>71978021
London isn't British

>>71978022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcSCT34H84

>>71978002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEKYQ4GOqmk

>>71978002
wanked to this many times on MTV

>>71977991
just do deadlifts and only deadlifts without any supervision or coaching and youll make sick gains in no time

>>71977978
if they don't change their behaviour after being treated for one serious condition stemming from that behaviour, yes.

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>I watch Robot Wars

>>71977929
but I am a normie. This is a normie general, clear off knobhead

>>71978002
https://youtu.be/gwWRjvwlLKg

>>71978021
they're looking at you weird because they're not used to hearing English

CH00N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOR_HuHRNs

>acts concerned about me after admitting I'm heavily depressed
>proceeds to not message me again for a solid 2 weeks
sometimes I just want to cut off all communication with the world. less pain that way
'friends will be friends' my arse

>>71978048
Whenever you're ready, m8

>>71977998
closest thing I have to him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z3D2b0fby8

listen to it wishing I was a normie dancing with my sexy m8s

>>71977995
i dont even know what doctor number we're on now. havent kept up with """""""""""""""""""""""entertainment""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" news for a while now.

>>71978030
not to forget that he is contractually obligated to stop at every encouter with a 'sheed and wish him a happy ramadan

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>>71978044
>been spending too much time on the internet I see mate, that'll be 50 quid

>>71978002
Arthur Brown's Fire

london is the capital of the UK

>>71978002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDFjB1k2Dq0

American political """"""""discourse""""""""

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3z3r-DIQAw

Zis mai friends !

https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q

>>71978100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYs2HHYqmxw

Just shit this sort of thick transparent mucus stuff.

This isn't normal.

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>Arthur Brown's Fire

>>71978117
i'll have you know spending 14 hours a day on the internet is very healthy

hhmmm work taking us out for lunch again tomorrow, could get used to this.

>>71978098
>waah waah im depressed gib attenshun ;(((((

fuck off

>>71978137
me imitating the turkey

chipsticks or frazzles

>>71978098

as voltaire said, god protect me from my friends, i'll take care of my enemies

>>71978188
nik naks

does anyone else start arguments with themselves in these threads to try and get people to join in then stop once everyone is fighting

I try but it never gets far enough for the second part

would like the frenchman to leave, thank you
this is traitionally a thread for krautposting

picked out my outfit im going to wear at uni tomorrow x

>>71978225
latex yeah?

>>71978188
twiglets

>>71978098
You fell for the meme of thinking people actually care about your problems.

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>as voltaire said, god protect me from my friends, i'll take care of my enemies

>>71978211
FOK

>>71978188
i know its just a peep show reference but the correct answer is frazzles.

>>71978143
Still waiting, m8000000000000000

picked out my outfit im going to wear at work tomorrow x

its my work uniform ;) xx

>>71978211
I am but an Englishman in disguise

What can you say for your defence wicked Kraut

>>71978207
no but i quite often start arguments for no reason other than to disrupt productive discussion, you lads have got too close to zen and an aussie stumbled on the druze earlier, can't let that happen

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>leave my enemies to me

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>he has to wear a uniform at work

>>71978272
>implying there is ever productive discussion to disrupt

>>71978230
>21st century schizoid man

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>>71978260
you wouldn't even let me drink your piss

working class people intimidate me

>>71978280
sounds like a direct quote from ol' 'Taire

>>71978002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APtj3EvhfWA

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>>71978207
Might give it a try (as you are, by trying to start an argument about arguing)

So than lads, crisps or slags? Only one option is the correct option.

Sigmund Freud had the biggest net negative impact on society in history.

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>>71978230
this is 100% me, what is this from?

genuinely never watched the peep show

>>71978345
slags
the science is settled on crisps
cheese & onion > smoky bacon > ready salted > prawn cocktail >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> salt & shitegar

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>>71978270
I am you but stronger

ssssss cluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubbbbbbb (there ain't no party like an s club par-tayyyyyy) going to show yooouuu howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>>71978347
it was unironically jesus, whether you are christian or not

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>>71978347
Wrong

getting the daily dose of egg man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nE_37Vi76yg

fuck ireland

>>71978373
think you'd really enjoy it 2bh

>>71978347
incorrect, gavrilo princip

>>71978380
>Cheese and onion first
>no sour cream and chive

It's like you don't even Pringle

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Fucking hate this squeaky Cockney potato-head fuckwit

>>71978425
really now

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me

*blows up your pub*

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>tfw it's not 2015

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Shit lads, forgot to close the linkspan doors, can someone go down and close them? I'm off for a kip

>>71978395
rachel > hannah > tina > jo
jo looked too much like my cousin

>>71978443
bet he's shagged some right birds while you sit at home wanking

Bizarre how many jfs have an english parent

>>71976907
Imagine unironically contorting your face into the expression of the one on the lower right

Christ the state

>>71978385
I also have that, in fact I have both French and British passports
>h-how about that !

Also
https://youtu.be/XfR9iY5y94s

>>71978401
>it was unironically Jesus
>implying
breaking Rome's back in the long run was a good thing

>>71978486
muh heritage

>>71978447
mark is the average /brit/poster just a bit older

Going to have a pee and brush

>>71978486
wherever we go we must also colonise

>>71978484
Yes, and?

anaesthesia was a pretty handy invention ngl

>>71978455

>>71978516
Mark = the abnormies of /brit/
Jez = the normies of /brit/

*aaa-oo-oooo* heyhey *aaa-oo-oooo* *aaa-oo-oooo* I said hey boyyyy sittin in your tree mummy always wants you to come for tea....

>>71978516
and somewhat sexually active with a career

>>71977734
STATE of you

>>71978544
Go away Armenia

Anyone watch that David Walliams thing? YOU should KYS

>>71978509
didn't see the word "negetive", whoops

>>71978498
if i were to join lalegion, could i obtain a french passport on top of my german and british one? yould i succesfully become passport-man?

birmingham is shite

>garlic is not a perfume
i don't get it

brimful of asha on the
45

see

>>71978570
thanks for that you

Do you reckon Janny has ever licked a girl's arsehole?

>>71978603
+1

>>71978556
exactly

>>71978516
is he then

>>71978575
Heard it's dreadful

>>71978588
you'd have to give up your other citizenships

the symptoms of modern mental "illnesses" are akin to astrology or the cold reading of a medium

>>71978395
Good song

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>the nightly invasion of JF is well underway
I dont fucking come to /int/ to talk to people from other countries

>>71978588
Certainly would, come join us fellow soldier

You have to be real fit tho, might be a bit of a pinch for you amirite?
Otherwise in all seriousness you could have all three cat-balls to call the great cat and have 2 wishes granted

Proud English patriot who likes boobs, cricket, dogs, football, golf, lager, Liverpool FC & rugby league. Dislikes: Islam, paedophiles

>>71978486
>tfw half eastern european, half english
>somewhere along the line on of my ancestors must have been raped/cucked by a mongol
>end up looking like a literal tartar

Brother looks like a pure anglo, then there's me with slanty eyes, dark skin and brown hair

Just fuck my genes up senpai

>>71978623
he can probably pull most birds with his salary alone

>>71978675
alri

>>71978679
subhuman mixed race CUNT

bet my next wage none of you can name a better town in all of Britain than Scarborough. North Yorkshire may be the best place in the world.

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Did you enjoy school /brit/?

>>71978618
Happy to help, have a nice evening

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THIS
GIRL
CAN

>>71978676
good post

>>71978644
oh

>>71978671
don't really understand this post. am NOT a cat

just remembered babylon by david gray

that was a good tune

>>71978710
me on the roof

>>71978722
GO
BACK
NOW

>>71978710
worst years of my life
fucked my development up something fierce

>>71978710
yes actually

some hilarious shenanigans went down

>>71978675
>lager
>not preferring bitter
*vomits profusely*

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Would you shag this?

>>71978753
david gray is for lesbians

>>71978778
Yeah, great knockers

>>71978778
yes

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>>71978707
HAHAHAHAHA