/brit/

'ello

>>71979376
'ri

hello janny yes this is anon please delete this thread thanks bye

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Kinda feel full of despair lads

bored lads

thinking about doing a 'the goal' post haha

>>71979400
Yous doin' wa'?

need a welshman to nibble between to my arsecheeks

business idea: /brit/ anarchist commune

>>71979443
welshie here xx

sue was delted

>>71979414
this from the new planet earth?
haven't seen it yet
plus I imagine that crab to be happy insofar as a crab can be

>Deleting the crisps edition

t. salty lad

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time to spark up

Used to come back from school and play fifa and cod with mates on xbox live every day
truly was the best of times

>>71979456
*throws a rock at you*
Because anarchism also means there are no communes

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>can't even organise a piss up in a pub

>>71979376
this is the first time I've ever got the first post. Wish I put summat better really.

i would love to take in more refugees, but the fact of the matter is, there simply is not enough room at the moment

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>"BUDDHISM IS A RELIGION OF VIOLENCE"

wtf I hate Buddhism and love Islam now

>>71979485

I used to do this. In hindsight I think it stunted my social development in many ways.

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>tfw you get an Anti-Nonce Ad on youtube

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>tfw I'm a pro hacker
>tfw the coppers will never get me because I browse on incognito mode

just stop being miserable lol

new tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2RlBNFWNws

https://youtu.be/_gZro-uEJ48

kek

>>71979485
did the same but with runescape

depression is a choice

>>71979559
Stop It Now?

>work had free hot drink vending machine
>has a Bovril drink

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY SHAN'T

http://www.poundland.co.uk/bovril-hot-cups-10-pack

>>71979500
Anyone want a meet up in Manchester this Saturday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXBxfmGoVkg

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>>71979500
>3 years ago already

>>71979496
This is how I can tell you're actually french and don't have a 100% grasp of the english language

>>71979476
Not sure why you'd imagine that. I always assume that animals (especially the more primitive ones) only experience the emotions that tie in most closely to ensuring their survival. Pain, fear, anxiety, and that sort of thing.

>>71979580
sad

>>71979580
i'm beginning to have thenfeeling there is only a very small step in between child-mascots and child-soldiers

>>71979523
yankland is fucking huge. There is literally entire towns just left abandoned. Plus America doesn't have an actual culture to ruin

>>71979538
nah, having a good time with your mates doesn't stunt your social development

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>>71979639
>>71979500

>>71979585
>>71979485
>it was 10 years ago that I would go home and play WoW with the lads until it was CoD time with the lads

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new whip

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>>71979652
>anxiety

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seriously thinking about buying this lads
am i mad?

>>71979646
>tfw I am actually English
>just make a few mistakes here and there and some vocabulary I don't know
Anon, stop bullying me. I don't get to practice every day coz I live in France

>>71979485
i was a fifa god, used to hammer everyone

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>>71979639

>>71979605

Yeah guess the botnet knows its stuff haha

(Note to GCHQ: im not a nonce this post is a joke)

>>71979622

Meet me outside the Home bargains on piccadilly and ill cave your skull in with a 40p can of coke

wew lads just remembered i forgot to take my duolingo course today
almost fucked up a 14 day streak hehe x

>>71979652
>Pain, fear, anxiety

Ah yes, I am actually a primitive animal, it all makes sense now

>>71979695
>whip
hello nigger

>>71979702
*awwoooooo* *awwwoooooo* bender alert
get a casio mate

tempted to invade france 2bh

>new zealander still hasn't posted his willy
Not impressed

>>71979742
nowhere in britain sells coke for 40p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRSWsOUiVOE

>>71979747
racist rorke

amazing to think how ive single handedly created and orchestrated the viral spread of every /brit/ gimmick since november 2015

>>71979773

Fuck off literal billionaire

when you think about it, cultures aren't monolithic set-in-stone things

they evolve and crossbreed like organisms

>>71979660
Heyyyy btw THANKS for that wish you made earlier
In about 15 mins I lost my virginity, made millions and got to meet the great CAT

So, in turn, I made the wish that all Krauts (especially you) would live happily everafter

Can't take the pressure of not being able to get a job lads.

It's starting to make me feel funny. I have no idea what happened.

Got an interview coming up tomorrow where I have to give a presentation but the subject is so weird and vague I'm struggling.

I don't know what to do anymore.

>>71979773
39p for a can in bargain buys

When I was the age of 4 I fell in love with my sister
I still have have a strange attraction to women with faces like hers

>>71979652
and contentment

ok i dont know if this is the best place to post this but i'm an aushwitz mode skelengton

181, around 58-60 kg

any fellow skellies out there?

>>71979743
I had like a 25 day streak. That was about 2 months ago, haven't been on since

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time to put the tendies in the oven

>my wank spreadsheet was published 37 months ago

>>71979824
>aussies

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>>71979764

>>71979783
thick shitskin

>>71979835
53kg

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>wait all school for uni
>get to uni
>it's shit

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stormzy had 7 songs in the top 40 and his entire album in the top 100
even the phone conversation skit made it to no. 100

>>71979822
i stand corrected.

right im off to bargain buys lads, anyone want anything?

>>71979814
oh wow that is great news! i have a job interview tomorrow, now i am certain it will be amazing!

>>71979831
Yeah, they probably feel that when they're past breeding age and settle down to wait for death desu.

Getting the old cocaine cravings again haha x

Been 2 months since I touched it

>>71979881
cornetto

>>71979871
He really resonates with middle class white 16 year olds well doesn't he?

>>71979871
Rooney's hair is so bad

>>71979821
do you mean not being able to get a job in your area of expertise? just getting any job is easy as fuck

>>71979864
Height? age?

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Obama dresses like my dad

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eating a food lads haha

where is that aussie who supposedly has a pastry chef gf whom he claims also owns a pet eel, but has neglected to post a single picture of it as proof

and dont give me any of that "i'll take a pic when i see her this weekend" bullshit

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>>71979702
just picked this up yesterday so I can make every single one of Mr Noseburg's diversity training sessions

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wow

>>71979910
shorter

old enough

arms as thin as sticks, have never worn a t-shirt in public

>>71979559
Scares me too that one government please stop

>>71979916
well he is a dad

>>71979926
she lives in new zealand she only visits for a few days

>>71979882
Good for you !
Please log on and tell me how it went tomorrow yeah?
Surely nothing can go wrong

>>71979867
>he actually looked forward to uni

How the fuck did you do that then lad?

>>71979908
Literally how?

I did a year on a graduate job and now shops won't hire me because they (rightly) think i'll fuck off when I can, a year isn't enough to easily get back on the wheel in my industry and now I'm stuck in limbo.

>>71979961
bet she goes out shagging on the weekend desu

what on earth are nintendo doing with the switch
it just looks like a shitty gimmick
and now that it's out there's a lot of problems with it

mongs

>>71979941
they all moved to Israel, nothing to see here

Quite enjoying the new Grandaddy album.

>>71979871
Is this actually considered an achievement anymore?

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Eating a parmo

Flabberghasted that poortherners think this is good

>>71979985
what kind of big hardware launch doesn't have problems these days

>>71979949
same, i also have PE which makes it worse, i fucking hate summers i dont even go out because it's usually hot as fuck and i cant wear t shirts to embaressed i' m 18

>>71979966
i most certainly will my good friend!

>>71979941
>those 26 Juden in Luxembourg
these are oddly specific numbers

>>71979985
It's only saving grace is breath of the wild

>off work for annual leave on wednesday and thursday
>cheeky weekend right in the middle of the week
>tomorrow is my last day

feels good

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>be australian
>be good-looking
>be rapist

>go on school exchange in iceland
>see prime 19-year-old cunny
>defile it
>think nothing of it for the next 9 years

>meanwhile icelandic cum receptacle has never been able to move on
>becomes depressed and develops stockholm syndrome for the BAC
>sends email to the aussie confronting his rape
>"oh yeah I remember that bint, bit boring in the bedroom"
>give ""sincere"" apology so she doesn't press charges

>icelandic slag STILL can't get over it
>becomes activist and in her ultimate wisdom """"co""""-""""""""""authors"""""""""" a book with her rapist
>ausGOD gets a book deal, part of the profits and notoriety status
>all for the small inconvenience of some forgotten foreign slag salivating over you and PLEADING for one last aussie root

couldn't make this up if I tried

>>71979941
don't like this whole "it's a religion but also a race" shite. So if you criticise Judaism it's racist? get tae fuck

>>71980035
Never heard of anyone outside of Boro eating that filth.

>>71980035
Only those nonces from Middlesbrough

>>71980042
i stopped PE at 15, basically gave up in the final year of high school. doing it at 18 would kill me.

>>71980039
The charger/USB socket is under the tablet which is absolutely retarded if you ask me

>>71979961
lying sack of shit

>>71980042
are your wrists skeletal too?

I'd be fine with being skinny, its just that my wrists are literally the same as a 10 year olds, it makes me look even worse and I can't change it

>>71980054
think you took a wrong turn lad, /cric/ is the other way

>>71979941
>"where are the jews?"
>"in Poland, mein fuhrer"
>"ok we invade them"
>"now where are the jews?"
>"in Romania"
>"ok there next"
>"now where are they?"
>"in the USSR"
>"you know what to do"

I love history.

>>71980035
they're great

on the post-week mandy comedown

>>71980060
It's an ethnoreligious group

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ah yes a parmo haha i know what that is
*surreptitiously googles 'parmo'*
grim

>>71980080
>>71980075
Its like a pizza and a chicken burger had a fucked up baby

>>71980095
like, perpendicular?

that's pretty dumb

>>71980039
everything has issues, but the switch just seems to have a lot more

but large parts of it's design just seem really poorly done

>>71980095
where else would it go?

always used to pretend i forgot my p.e kit so i didn't have to do it and stood around instead with the other pathetic losers

>>71980046
>Luxembourg
I hope this is an act

But glad I'll get to hear from you, you can come around anytime!

>>71980104
ahh you're right I'll get a better response there, lots of "based saxon"s
thanks

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autism is the next stage of evolution

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there is no such thing as mental illness

might get a KFC tomorrow for din-dins

craving a Zinger Burrito meal

>>71980102
yes
>>71980086
what do you mean you "stopped PE"? I meant Pectus excavatum, half of my chest is sunken it looks like a hole in my chest

imagine you forgot to do a shit before giving birth

>>71979975
walk into anywhere that's hiring, look the manager in the eye whilst shaking his hand and say "I would appreciate the opportunity to work here". If you still don't get a job you're a literal down syndrome

>>71980155
>not being forced to use the spare kit

>>71980182
Bad (or sick) guy!

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>told the proto-gf I was virgin
>she said that was great, she loved that I was, basically it's perfect and she will be so honoured to take my virginity

w-what

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXuuy27KnRs

hes on it tonight lads

>>71980178
Is that a tranny

>>71980202
legit thought you meant physical education, as in sports in school.

>>71980223
>not doing it in your undies

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look at this samefag runt

>>71980230
She'll laugh about it with her mates afterwards x

>>71980155
You'd have been given some manky spare kit at my school.

I used to like P.E. other than the rugby desu. Especially when it was cross country when you could get 'lost' and miss the next period.

>>71980230

but thats not what she told the girls Anon...

>>71980230
get ready for the strap on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utPE5wfopgc

uh

>>71980230
need to find a girl like this

(for a friend)

>>71980202
>>71980042
ahh thats shit, my friend has that

>>71979949

the goat weightlifter was 4'11"

you have no excuse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKsT-zG-w0k

>>71980253
did in primary
fantastic reminder to bring your kit

>>71980150
Have a quick looky on the net
It's utterly stupid, even if it goes perfectly with the docking station, it's shit in many situations

morning lads

>>71980123
not sure why you replied to me. Do you have some sort of point? I can't call them bellends because they like to shag each other? bellend.

>>71980320
Morning :] plans for today? Xx

Told the gf i was virg only after id made her cumb

>>71980153
Idk, it could go with a clip on the side

>>71980280
>>71980273
Nah she was telling the truth

What the actual fuck

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU GUYS TOLD ME IT WAS SHIT AND GIRLS HATE FOR GUYS TO BE VIRGINS

WHAT THE FUCK

FVIOPGHO{VEOWV

if youre over 19, you should lie to women about your virginity
at that point it becomes something of necessity rather than boastfulness

really need to start eating more fast food

I feel like normies do it all the time. Everyone at my work is fat. They must be eating takeaways, mcdonalds and all sorts multiple times a week. Meanwhile I'm over here treating it like a one-off once every few months like some pathetic cuck

>>71980230
Probably a trap. When you'll get naked all her friends will come out of hiding places in the room to point their finger at you and laugh at the virgin. It'll all be filmed of course.

>>71980256
ah yes, because the opinions of /pol/ are definitely taken seriously in the field of anthropology

>>71980230
I know a lass that likes shagging virgins, dunno why though

the Soviet Union was a genocide of Russians and Christianity

>>71980174

Autism is an evolutionary attempt to upgrade the Hippocampus with a new storage and indexing algorithm that is triggered through the father by sustained exposure to technology. Whereas the NT system uses something along the lines of a hash table implementing uses doubly-linked lists the structure seems to be more along the lines of a hash table implemented using a bi-directional tree. This modification to human memory leads to memory that is naturally associative by behavior. IE it leads to more useful memory.

However the problem is is that this genetic mutation causes the hippocampus to consume more space (not much but in the tightly packed brain it is enough) and causes structural deformation with the hypothalamus/pituitary. The hypothalamus acts as a sort of "resource controller" for the brain. The structural deformation caused by a slight increase in size of the hippocampus (which resides right above the hypothalamus) causes the hypothalamus to malfunction, creating a wide set of issues in the endocrine system.

>>71980371
>believing what a woman tells you
Shiggy

>>71980381
if you get a woman into bed its better to be honest about it

>>71980332
Why are you obsessed with calling you don't know bellends?

>>71980146
>>71980145

Looks like breast cancer

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XutaTTNihe0

BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!

>>71980424
Afterwards, yes. Before, and you'll stay a virgin.

If I hypothetically had a proto-gf how would I broach the subject of being a virgin at 28 (this will never happen, just a thought exercise)

really love los estados unidos

applying for a job even though i already have one lads
SOMEBODY STOP ME

really wish I'd never heard of 4chan

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-03-07/female-traffic-light-signals-melbourne-pedestrian-crossing/8330560
>Female traffic light signals to go up at pedestrian crossing as Committee for Melbourne tackles 'unconscious bias'
ah yes, Melbourne. Truly a progressive city of the future

>tfw your phone tells you to go to bed to get 8 hours sleep

REEEE DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>71980418
She has no reason to lie you spastic

Absolutely nothing to gain from it, she wants to sleep with me and apparently me being a virgin is an unironic bonus for her.

>>71980457
you wouldn't

>>71980461
buen post

>>71980427
don't know why you'd say obsessed. I like other words too, knobjockey. How is that relevant to anything anyway?

>>71980475
4chan saved me

Without it I'd be some fedora-wearing freak who posts rubbish on facebook

>>71980430
Tastes like it

Only runty kids could possibly savour such a shity meal

told the proto-gf about my bed and breakfast idea and she loved it x

>>71980424
why
women like guys who get laid because it lets them presume your jizz is good for babies (although not too much because promiscuous guys dont settle down)
you end up in a catch 22 if you dont lie about it

>>71980479
>Female traffic light signals
Very-confused-anime-girl.jpg

>>71980494
pmsl at this naive virgin

you'll regret making these posts and embarrassing yourself lad

>>71980486
I need a minimum of 10 hours.

I have as many as 14 some days.

>>71980456
Nah I told the girl I lost my virginity to that I was a virgin and she still shagged me

Think she pretended that she came quite quickly though lol
Or it might have been real couldn't tell

>>71980457
Just mention you've never had a gf before, then another time talk about how you don't want to have sex with randoms, and she'll put two and two together.

>>71980268
t. gay nigger

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>>71980517
Mary Poppins I guess
>Chief executive Martine Letts said having only green or red silhouettes of men discriminated against women.

>>71980457

Just become a Wizard lad. Its too late

>>71980549
I just
I don't even understand the base logic behind this anymore
Discriminates how?????

Alri' good night lads
Long day tomorrow, have fun pissing about

don't fancy continuing living lads

Tfw my first gf was a freak into all prostate massages and footplay and cumming together

you're a wizard mikey

I wish I was a virgin desu.

>>71980532
How old were you?

After my wobble the other week, I would like to thank the many posters, on here, for the amazing support. Loads of inboxes but also posts on the thread.

I honestly believe that by posting what I felt, followed by the support by you, dragged me back from an edge that I'm glad I never went over.

I'll never be out of the woods but the support and advice certainly changed the path I was on. For that I, and my family are eternally grateful to all of you.

This place has took some stick, but, actually it's somewhere that Steve, and us all, can be a bit proud of because at that time nobody judged, scored points or gave a second thought about anything other than me

You are a credit to yourselves and your parents

Neil :beer: xx

>>71980479
>>71980517
wtf? What if it's a bald woman with a flat chest who is wearing trousers? Forcing the light to wear a skirt is very anti-female, falling under some seriously outdated stereotypes

baka

British music hasn't been good for 40 years

Thoughts?

>>71980494
You actually think that don't you

Anytime I imagine I have a gf I just become consumed by how she'd compliment me and tell me how great I am. Unsure of what this means.

>>71980348
dunno yet, might do a bit of work haha

wbu??

starving africans are better off than western incels

>>71980581
>But these symbols are a practical and meaningful way to demonstrate that in fact 50 per cent of our population is female and should therefore also be represented at traffic lights."
Basically you need to stop being a sexist cismale you fucking underheel speck of dirt

>>71980607
18
She was like 20

>>71980581
"Because it over represents men in society and overshadows wymyn" I suppose
Anyway, bye bye

>>71980520
>>71980615
Name one reason why she would lie about it being a good thing

ONE

And not something like "she's a psycho, she's going to humiliate you"

There's no opportunity for her to do that. Don't have facebook, she doesn't know any of my IRL friends and I don't know any of hers, literally nothing.

Don't (You) me you pathetic sack of shit.

>>71980612
Think you haven't heard of Oasis sweetie

>>71980515
>women like guys who get laid because it lets them presume your jizz is good for babies (although not too much because promiscuous guys dont settle down)

most women don't think like the imaginary r/theredpill beasts

if you let her know she'll know how to guide you along and be more supportive

Stacy and Sarah and even Becky want nothing to do with you if you are still a kissless virgin at 25. Impressing the average woman is harder than rocket science these days so I think I'm content with the fact that it will never happen. I will die a virgin, and that sucks, but it is what it is.

>>71980639
I think they're just winding you up

>>71980619
Sometimes try to imagine having a gf but I cannot fathom it

Not even a virgin either

>>71980646

not even the best manc band. fucking worm.

>>71980303
Turkish blood

>>71980671
Even becky?? Shit. Also this is clearly a false flag post by a non virgin

Never had sex sober lads

Had sex like 7 times

>Rorkes think hitler didn't kill 6 million jews but also that he should have

>>71980632
Nothing unusual about an 18 having his first time. Between 20 and 25 it becomes difficult because most in this age already have some experience. After 25, still being a virgin screams trouble.

>>71980646
Oashits more like

>71980639
Howling at (You) right now mate

met a 45 year old twink on grindr who says he wants to power fuck me. meeting him in an hour. any advice?

>>71980718
>had sex
normie OUT.

>>71980610

BIZZARE site to quote desu lad

>>71980719

holocaust denial is rampant in the muslim world
they also think joos did 9/11

>>71980671
Tbf I think it helps that she knows for a fact that could get laid if I wanted.

Probably thinks its because I'm too nice to fuck randoms, when actually it's my crippling social anxiety lmao

>dont have a gf
>wahh tfw no gf

>be in loving relationship
>crave time away from her and ponder about other women

You vant win lads

>>71980768
Guarantee you're not hiding your crippling social anxiety as well as you think and she knows the real reason

the twin towers were ugly

>>71980751
que?

Honestly think if I ever got a gf and ascended into the normie lifestyle I would immediately leave her/mistreat her and become a cunt. Because at heart I'm incredibly intelligent but also cold.

>>71980798
the washington monument is literally just a vertical line

are existentialism and materialism mutually exclusive?

>>71980749
/brit/ is a normie general pal

>>71980824
Helps me remember ole washy tho

>>71980826
Yes.

quite nervous for when i need to cut the umbilical cord

>>71980826
maybe but i don't see why

>>71980819
>Because at heart I'm incredibly intelligent but also cold.

This WILL be fedora'd

>>71980830
noone on 4chan is a normie, even if they claim to be. i mean really, why would a normie go here?

(a) The number of Jews killed by the Nazis was far less than 6 million; it amounted to only a few hundred thousand, and was thus similar to, or less than, the number of German civilians killed in Allied bombing raids.

(b) Gas chambers were not used to kill large numbers of Jews at any time.

(c) Neither Hitler nor the Nazi leaderhsip in general had a program of exterminating Europe's Jews; all they wished to do was to deport them to Eastern Europe.

(d) "The Holocaust" was a myth invented by Allied propaganda during the war and sustained since then by Jews who wished to use it for political and financial support for the state of Israel or for themselves. The supposed evidence for the Nazis' wartime mass murder of millions of Jews by gassing and other means was fabricated after the war.

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>A British backpacker who was repeatedly raped, bashed and choked during a two-month hostage ordeal in outback Queensland was saved after a routine traffic stop.
hmmm yess...

really enjoyed posting about doing a poo and having a wank with you lot desu

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>Because at heart I'm incredibly intelligent but also cold.

Really enjoying reading about your petty sexual anxieties tonight lads.

I can hack ten pint down pub but not half joint of weed

Why????

>>71980819

literal aspie

>>71980873
>visiting criminal island

literally his mistake

>>71980892
peng

hasn't been long since i last posted my sexual anxieties but ive had a few beers so anything could happen x

>>71980798
rasheed

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what does the british public think of aour nige?

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>This WILL be fedora'd

>>71980900
>tfw can't have weed because I'm a virgin
feels bad man

>>71980871
This is true

The most accurate definition of abnormie is if you post on 4chan daily.

Nothing more, nothing less.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLhWAHKKf_o

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doing a poo: psych ward edition

Immigration is okay as long as it's not Africans and pakis

Prove me wrong.

>>71980934
Ooer

>>71980927
what

>>71980916
absolute slimebag

>>71980916
Is this image meant to be funny? Fuck off and die leaf scum

>>71980916
mayne stream meateor lied about him so much people think he's a 14/88 fascist who wants to deport all non whites

think the crush I had on that girl is fading because my brain is returning to reality and not optimistic lalaland

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>tfw can't have weed because I'm a virgin

>>71980904
But it's true. If I had a gf she would be a mere plaything, someone at my disposal for my amusement.

>>71980826
no because dualism is an illusion
the material and the existential are both part of the same system

>>71980968
I can't smoke the green stuff because I've never put my cock in a fanny, what's hard to understand?

>>71980871
boredom mostly, seen all the shite on my facebook/twitter/insta/snapchat so I browse /brit/ for a bit. week days a boring unless I'm at pub playing pool

>>71980957
kek. haven't the screws nabbed your phone yet?

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hmmm

>>71981000
Why can't u smoke ?

someone PLEASE feed her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1D__3d6QKs

>>71980934
>tfw normal-presenting abnormie

Perfectly happy as a friendless autist

But can wade into regular society seamlessly

>>71980959
Bring back White Australia and the colour line 2bh
No more asians, africans, south americans, mediterranean europeans or particularly tanned northern europeans

Dunno how I'm ever gonna get a gf haha

I work in STEM and there are no females anywhere hahahahaha

>>71980916
great bloke

>>71981027
need to impregnate her

>>71981033
Shutup you descendant of convict

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbSok13hbSs

>>71981007
how do you people cope with the shite on fb/sc/tw/ig nowadays? its just slags doing a dogfilter and complaning their hubby isnt home. precisely the reason i dont talk to anyone

>tfw to intelligent to check my digits

>>71981065
she could not support a healthy child

>>71980969
rasheed

>>71981038
haha

just go to a 'spoons and see what you can catch

Who else here /coldbutcapablesociopath/? I feel sorry for those who incur my wrath, but not really

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first they came for the shirtless man, and I didn't complain because I had a shirt

>>71981070
Very likely an Irish convict Paddy

>>71981022
'cause I'm a virgin

>>71981079
>nowadays
normie media has always been shit and always will be

The AMOUNT of slags on tinder with those stupid snapchat filters, my God

>>71981022
hasn't injected his willy into a nunny

>tfw to intelligent to get singles

Important poll. Please vote.

http://www.strawpoll.me/11509335
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>>71981128
it's a good early warning runt detector

>>71981093
nah I couldn't bring myself to spend much time with one of them generic boring cunt slags desu

You "lads" are bitter abnormalitive freaky weirdos with a severe case of freaky man syndrome and a yearning to appear normal but you aren't

Fuck of you spastics, can't talk to women, virgin wankers

You're better off posting about poo and wanks

wish i had an iranian gf

>>71981164
can't poo because I'm a virgin who can't talk to women

[object Object]

>>71981104

capable in what way?

I kill cats and masturbate in the middle of open fields when it's really foggy

>>71981070
All four grandparents and my mum were born in England 2bh

>>71981079
fb and sc are shite but I follow interesting tattoo artists and local amateur photographers on insta, twitter is mostly political

Where do I find an intelligent gf

What's on the surface of my persona is an illusion. My ""friends"" see it, as do my co workers, and they believe it. But it doesn't exist. When I turn up to funerals the only thing I'm thinking is that I look good in this suit.

>>71981163
I suppose you're a really interesting lad.

honestly really shit thread

>>71981197
Oh really 2bh aha u must be really white 2bh an British 2bh to be honest?????

>>71981206
tips fedora

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>What's on the surface of my persona is an illusion. My ""friends"" see it, as do my co workers, and they believe it. But it doesn't exist. When I turn up to funerals the only thing I'm thinking is that I look good in this suit.

no normie has ever been able to argue against the statement "being a virgin past 18 is a huge red flag and any girls who is sound of mind will stay well clear of you"

>>71981210
Yeah I do lots of interesting things

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Feels good to be /twisted/

>tfw do the virgin poo
>71981221
bit tanned 2bh

>>71981166
My first gf was Iranian.

>>71981147
>335 people
holy fook

>>71981211
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM

>tfw stand up on the toilet seat to poo because i'm a virgin

>>71981164
tbf I actually can talk to girls, I just have such a low opinion of myself that I assume they'll say no so never try to make it flirty or anything

>tfw to intelligent to find a suitable gf

>>71981277
>>71981277

>>71981241
Like what.

Alri dikheads

Stop talking about being a sociopath

You are not a sociopath, you're an autist that fabricates artistic works of falsehood in your autistic mind

>>71981249
what color are her nips

>>71981272
me