/brit/

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'me

highland regiment reporting in

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Thicc

fucking love jam lads

what's your favourite? raspberry is peng but strawberry is the classic

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fuck angl*s

>>71972035
good post

>>71972081
banana

>>71972080
FATT

need a bf

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leftism edition

>>71972116
>gif
fuck off

7AM - 11AM: Early morning /brit/. Slow moving, but good quality posting. Mostly normies on their way to work, but they're not teenagers or students so the posting isn't high on gimmickry. Somewhat reminiscent of a metropolitan cafe in the early morning, with working men sharing their plans for the day.

11AM - 3PM: Prime time daytime /brit/, full of sophisticated banter and tasteful slags. Discussions include politics, philosophy, music, art, religion, and disecting the normie lifestyle with rapier wit and insight. JFs minimal, but are generally respectful and good contributors.

3PM - 6PM: Normies gradually return, yanks start to wake up, thread quality undergoes a slow but definite decline. Some of the shitter gimmicks start to make their appearance.

6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

2AM - 5AM: Bizarro JF-/brit/, more Aussies and Yanks than Brits. Aussies do their best to keep the banter going but they soon get closed down by the fatties and their shit gimmicks. Some /brit/ NEETs stay on until the very end but it's very hard to get any good britposting going. Posting is a lot slower than other times of the day.

5AM - 7AM: Unexplored territory, have never experienced this slot first hand but I know that the threads often die during this period.

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The Leaf-Yank-Rorke trinity are hearing banging on about communism and fascism

I will skedaddle

>>71972081
orange marmalade

>>71972140
*Notices your post*
*strokes chin*
*Flips open my notepad and begins jotting, resting my pen on my chin in thought halfway through*

hmmm... yes yes

>>71972137
Yes it's hard for millenials to get housing

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>>71972035
>the cuckstamp brigade

>>71972118
there's banana jam? think this changes everything

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>>71972131
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>Anon comes to the surgery complaining of loneliness
>Wants me to help him with therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>>71972080
genuinely can't wait for the thicc meme to die

fatties should be worked to starvation in camps

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>why yes I am a communist, why you ask?
>hammer and sickle looks top

>>71972140
what kind of wizard are you to be on at all times?

>>71972169
>tricolour complaining about flags

>>71972169
damn

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Remind me again why it's bad to work in a call centre.

Certainly better than being NEET.

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when I was a teenager it was the aesthetic and "badguy" reputation of the soviet union that attracted me to communism initially, that plus it was socially acceptable yet still not exactly mainstream so you could be edgy without getting in trouble.
reading the collected works was just adding to the delusion so I could feel like I was so intelligent and had everything figured out.
I'm glad when I got to uni I saw essentially myself reflected and magnified in other "communists" which turned me away from it and onto more healthy ideas.

>>71972140
Shan't be reading one letter

hello why are anglos dumb

Why does everyone on /brit/ work in a call centre?

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>genuinely can't wait for the thicc meme to die

>fatties should be worked to starvation in camps

realised recently that irelands flag is fucking ugly. literally the worst combination of colours. duno what they fuck they were thinking.

the one with the gay harp or whatever on it is better

>>71972131
heyy x

Why go travelling when you could get a house in Aldershot and go to Nandos now and then and get the meal deal from M&S every day

>>71972140
quite ashamed to learn our diaspora don't keep threads alive in the wee hours. literally the whole point of colonialism

>>71972213
owen jones said call centres are the modern equivalent of the mines 2bh

think that's a good way to think about it

if we want things better for the working classes we should focus on their actual jobs not jobs traditionally associated with them that don't really exist anymore x

>>71972180
Many such cases!

>>71972140
>6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.

extremely accurate

you can just picture the sort of person that shits up /brit/ in the evening

attention whoring cunts

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>>71972168

>>71972204

>not recognising this pasta

>>71972080
Muscle thicc > fat thicc.

>>71972140
5am-7am is thailad's slot

>>71972215
>Stalinist Russia
>Socialist
Don't remeber them giving the MoP to the workers. Doubt you read or understood any of the books lad

What things are young normies into then? YouTubers?

Hey guys, got another problem for a translation assignment, anyone willing to help me out?
It's about tractors and shit. This particular work is about a special course made for technicians in order to "update" them about new models and have them able to handle problems and shit about those models.

The part that bothers me is the following:

>By the end of this course, technicians will be able to:
>Design a great handoff to the customer

As you can guess, it's a bulletpoint list. What's a handoff exactly in that situation? Is it passing control of a tractor to a customer?

i don't work in a call centre ama

>>71972238
bad post

>>71972215
in uni both right and left need to get their jaw tested
theyre all doing it for the paraître

>Electricity use this year: 1,050kWh
>Cost this year: £211.25

alri

First year in my own flat (1bed inherited from dad) tbqh.

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>>71972188
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>Anon comes to the surgery complaining of anorexia
>Asks me to put him on a diet to rebuild his body
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead and steal his assets

do you put music when you're having sex?

is it weird to thrust in time to the beat?

stick a pony in me pocket

>>71972300
not very good

Niamh

>>71972257
Not really seeing the connection between mine work and call centre work.

All I do each day is plop down in a chair, sign-on to numerous computer systems, take calls from normoids, try to answer their questions, press some buttons on my computer then log-off and go home.

Not sure whether to be a Marxist-Leninist or an Anarcho-Communist

Convince me either way /brit/

>>71972287
Thanks lad, I appreciate it.

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it's LONDONderry sweetie :) x

honestly prefer the /v/ Gamergate crowd (Sargon, Jim, Milo, Shoe, Skeptic, Lauren) over the /pol/ Right crowd (Molyneux, Alex Jones, Paul Joseph Watson, Black Pigeon Speaks)
the only reason why is relatability and their sense of humour.

The former group are in it for the laughs, they like taking the piss out of idiots and have a friendly cultural libertarian atmosphere
the latter group take themselves way too fucking seriously and unironically believe they're the saviours of the west

pertamax

Depressed

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>>71956512 →
I will drive to Ballsbrigde and to Donnybrook in my 270 cu. inches' shitbox and VRUUUUM any normable cunt 150 feet who dares to obstruct my path on the Highway to Hell.

>>71972325
sister's name tbqh

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Supposed to be good for a superhero film this lads, anyone seen it yet?

Has there ever been a true Communist country? Stalin's Russian, Mao's China were just authoritarian dictatorships.

>>71972284
Because your shitty theory has never managed to work in practice. Stop drinking the Marxist koolaid., the retard wasn't the new messiah

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the rich should be exterminated

>>71972344
Be done with them all and join me as a radical Hoxhaist, shok

>>71972344
AnCom MLs are autistic and they become shit see Russia

>>71972369
>gif
fuck off

>>71972377
capeshit

>>71972188
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>Anon comes to the surgery complaining of depression
>Asks me to give him therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead and steal his assets

>>71972284
Stalinism developed out of the initial uneasiness of Lenin's era and the chaos immediately after his death.

handing the means of production to the workers is incredibly vauge so while the Soviets can easily claim they did just that you can claim otherwise because they didn't do it "correctly"

its this obsession with orthodoxy and purity which makes Marxism unworkable.
and the fact that you can only respond by lazily blubbering the same tired commie excuses means I'm probably on the mark.

>>71972358

more like tom and JERRY

>>71972397
communism and authoritarianism are synonymous

>>71972369
plumber (runt) life

>>71972397
laos

>call yourself a feminist
>be an annoying feminist cunt for years
>show some underboob
>feminists unite against you

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39177510

It's fun when they implode

I worked in a call centre for a week and it was so monotonous and boring I had to quit or I'd have probably killed myself.

You have to be a complete brainlet to do that job, otherwise you'll lose the will to live. Literally any other job is better, manual labour, factory work, office work, even fucking cleaning.

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>>71972360
the latter group has the superior memes though

>>71972286
vaping
vloggers
the sesh
socialism

>>71972405
>Hoxhaist
Hoxhaism is just Marxism-Leninism taken to an autistic degree

>>71972421
need to spaff inside su's fanny badly

>>71972290
I generally consider myself apolitical honestly but that doesn't mean I don't care about certain things.
I just hate petty politics and how it can infest so many things.

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>>71972400
......
>>71972425
>STOP EXPLAINING THE SITUATION WAAAAH
Shan't

sad
might just go to bed

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>>71972451
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>Anon comes to the surgery complaining of depression
>Asks me to give him therapy
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead and steal his assets

>>71972451
t. cleaner jelly that call centre master race get pound an hour and don't smell like bleach

>>71972374
hot pics

>>71972464
I don't see how this changes anything

>>71972397
communism is the polar opposite of centralisation

>>71972479
>all collapsed poor shitholes

Wow you sure showed me that your ideology works and is sustainable in practice!

>>71972421
arr rook same

This Harold Shipman gimmick came out of nowhere desu

>>71972445
fucking hell who writes this tripe

>>71972421
gGaYy

>>71972479
I might as well just start copy-pasting my replies from the archive since you post the same rubbish every day then moan and groan like it never happened.

>>71972522
Someone posted one a day for a year on /britfeel/

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>the /v/ Gamergate crowd

>>71972511
>beaten by outside forces
>wow socialisism btfo
Ah yes

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>>71972497
>Irish name
>attractive

anyone else wish there was a yank/leaf free board?

>>71972532
women

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this jesu synap

>>71972532
>>71972445
reminder that if you pay the license fee you are enabling this

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>>71972466
>>71972514
>>71972533

>>71972522
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lethal-dose-of-morphine-harold-shipman

newtwat

>>71972500
because you can't be done with ML if you're a Hoxhaist

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>paying the license fee

>>71972545
Why hasn't capitalism been beaten then as an econkmic system? china and vietbam went back to capitalism decades ago :^)

The weak ideologies should fear the strong.

>>71972557
yeah i wish you could be included with them

>>71972522
it's been on /britfeel/ and /r9k/ in general for a good year now

>>71972501
>communism is the polar opposite of centralisation
not at all
the idealistic claim is that centralization will be achieved harmoniously by the collective
reality seems to differ however

its obvious you're unfamiliar with your own ethos. I imagine if most communists were more familiar with what they claim to believe they probably would have more issues with it.

willies and weiners and knobs and peens

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>>71972591
>linking knowyourmeme
What have we come to.

have you ever had a wank with another lad? is it bent?

Kuklinski would heem Shipman anyday

>>71972624
Because they were third world shithiles that didn't have any to little industry. Marx thought Europeans would establish communism first

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oy vey

>weak should fear strong
never pay attention to anybody who seriously types this junk.

>>71972652
yeah a bit

all i wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise*

>>71972652
caught my brother doing it once and i don't think he's bent

>>71972672
and take yer money

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>>71972559

>>71972670
t. 5.3 3 inch angry plumber

neighbours from under banging on my floor because im listening to free jazz loud
its not even 9pm fuck off

old computer I was trying to wipe isn't booting
might be time to take it to a PC shop

My bewts are too big for me

Will communism provide me a GF?

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How can one man be so based?

>>71972645
it an on small scales.

larger scales gather too many resources under 1 power

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>>71972670
the strong need to be protected from the weak

>>71972712
>free jazz
stop this meme

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>>71972719
Of course we believe in the disturbution of qt3.14s

>>71972652
only if you do it facing each other
side to side or back to back is fine

>>71972652
no,
very.
>>71972672
call Hamas and activate the gas.

>>71972451
Went for a job interview at one and I had to sit with one of the workers for an hour while waiting for the interview and I wanted to die from that alone

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/06/russia-revolution-tsarist-school-moscow-nicholas-ii


>'Russia's soul is monarchic': tsarist school wants to reverse 100 years of history
>Patriotic financier known as the ‘Orthodox oligarch’ funds school that seeks to prepare students for the ‘inevitable’ return of monarchy

>“We are raising a new elite here,” said Zurab Chavchavadze, the dapper 74-year-old headteacher of St Basil the Great School, sitting beneath a large portrait of Russia’s last tsar, Nicholas II. “The students will be morally sound, religious, intellectual and patriotic, and will have every chance of getting into power.”

Thoughts?

>>71972735
until everyone thinks that its the acme of music i wont

>>71972712
good meme

wish something would happen with north korea

just invade it and liberate the people

>Vladmir Putin: 90% of Bolsheviks were Jewish

What did he mean by this?

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NORMIES ARE STEALING OUR MEMES REEEEEEE

need my scrote dragged through a bollock mincer

what do you like to daydream about

>hero fantasies, usually stopping a mugging or fighting off home invaders
>living in the rocky mountains in a huge house with 10/10 scandi gf
>being the best footballer in the world but being really humble about it
>imagining myself in the music video of the song I'm listening to

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>free jazz

>>71972721
says who?
why would a large system be harder to control than a small one?
if anything its the opposite because as it grows larger it becomes more impersonal and power can be delegated to various state organs, while in a small community (like a commune) it can be hard to one man to keep order if there are rebellious elements within.

this is why tribal societies are far less stable than large agrarian ones in terms of political dominance, only when they bring some sort of higher universal order into the mix does it become easier.
communism is just Orthodox Christianity for the sneering secularist.

Why isn't communism more popular in the UK?

>>71972801
>Vladimir Putin: Orthodox Christianity is much closer to Islam than Catholicism is

What did he mean by this?

>>71972667
glad i didn't get a ps4

>>71972859
because we are not a very collectivist culture

>>71972859
Rorke propaganda during the cold war desu

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>>71972140
>mfw I'm part of the normie shitposting gaggle

>>71972866
Orthodox Christianity is Conservative and pure. It is the closest form of real Christianity

Catholicism/Protestantism is degenerate gay pedophilia shit

>>71972035

You're not Anglo though.

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>>71972859
>Why isn't communism more popular in the UK?

>>71972685
based
proudhon knew about them too

Sat om the train between a 'tist and a normo.
'Tist is sat on a signal tracker program

Normo gets up to get off. 'Tist says with a smile 'we havent reached that station yet, a freighttrain ahead got let through 3 trains and its delaying everything, because it passes so slowly round the bend at whatevet pass'

Normo says 'ah' and sits back down

Autist continues 'yeah im just tracking the trains on this signal tracker'

Normo: 'good'

Autist 'can see whats going on on the whole network'

Normo 'cool' with a tone that screams 'please stop'

Autist 'yep and its open source'

Normie 'uhuh'

Autìst carries on babbling and people around him literally looking in disgust

Feels weird being that missing link between tist and normo. I too have ridiculous hobbies and interests but enough awareness to not show powerlevels

>>71972770
good idea
people with a crab bucket mentality will obviously find it bad when leaders are raised to be leaders instead of the odd person managing to climb out of the muck.

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>>71972770
*storms the winter palace*

>>71972847
kirkpatrick sale, EF schumacher, john papworth and leo Kohr

>>71972843

mainly a variation on your second one. I think about having enough money to not work, and live in a large, comfy chalet in Austria/switzerland. Skiing in the winter/ mountain biking in the summer.

>>71972929
well i didnt think someone was going to post about it

>>71972140
3AM to 7AM is pretty much the same, bizzaro brit

defenders of tsarist russia cannot have an argument without saying antisemitic stuff. sad!

>>71972929
Reading stuff like this makes me feel super normie

How are people not aware? Is this what happens when you never find 4chan?

>>71972140
Stunning post. Really made me laugh

>>71972899
just because a tree is different from a seed, does that mean it is not the "true" continuation of that seed?

Orthodoxy and Protestantism are attempts to turn a tree into a seed again, thereby denying everyone its shade.

>>71972859
well we had two communist MPs in the late 1940s

but as another anon said, mostly propaganda and buying off workers with welfare/imperialist profits

Sat on the train at the back of the carriage with my back to the wall.

Currently observing a 'tismo, a norman and Deano sat between them.

The Deano thinks he is in control, observing the autismal awkwardly engage in conversation with the normoid.

Little does he know that I am the real puppetmaster, silently watching everyone, unobserved and in control. They are nothing but runts and I am the conductor of this orchestra.

>>71973000
what? shut the fuck up leaf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXvTRGn45Kw

free jazz is just so good
cannot understand how can people dislike that

wave your hand if you're not with a man
can I kick it?
(yes you can)

So now Corbyn has released his tax returns when is Mummy May going to?

>>71972980
I have a "mate" who is an openly avid redditor and seems to have zero self-awareness.

he will just straight up pick his nose (going deep) and then wipe it on either his shirt or a nearby table while in the middle of a group of people like its no issue.

>>71972982

not even an original post. It an oldish pasta I got from the archive. Can't believe so few anons recognized it desu.

>>71973021
Screaming

I felt need to defæcate earlier, but since I sat down it went away: odd.

free jazz is the white man's music
if you dont like it your real name is probably tariq

>>71973072
Fucking hell disgusting

>>71973067
Never. She's too busy running the country to waste time vitue signalling

Sat on the train at the back of the carriage with my back to the wall.

Currently observing a Southerner and Northerner and I am sat between them (midlander)

Northerner: Lets kill someone! Lets commit crime! Violence, poverty and benefits!

Southerner: No that's not good, be civilised stupid monkey

communist russia would have been a success if they hadn't been atheistic

>>71973096
>jazz
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_music

everyone shut the fuck up

i'm trying to think

>>71973113
One major point of stein bolshevism was to eliminate christianity though

>>71973113
would have just been Tzarist Russia then

I'm I the only autistic HD person??

>>71973151
sorry la'

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Just pledged $5 a month to the ASMRfu's patreon

>>71973154
would have been a success if tsarist russia didn't exist in the first place

>>71973144
hitler was autistic

*peruses worldstar for the latest in urban entertainment*
*delightfully clicks on the newest addition in the fight comp series*
*forgets to lower the volume to 10%*
*is promptly deafened by a cacophony of gunshot and revving engine sound effects*

Hmm what a series of events that was

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>>71973151
OY! TURN ON UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE IN 2 MINUTES AND SET VOLUME TO MAXIMAL LEVEL.

I'd feel more sympathy for socialists if literally every single one wasn't a Marx crony
as if socialist ideas began with Marx or his were somehow the "best"

>>71973170
which one

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redpill me on scotland

What I mean is I'm I the only who loves to post HD images??

>>71973170
Pretty grim lad. I subscribe to a girl on Patreon but she makes niche porn which I enjoy and lost her job after some autismo doxxed her and sent all her files to her employer.

ASMR whores get youtube money though; they don't need your Patreon donations. You're enabling their narcissism.

>>71972665
Marx's theories keep being proven wrong lmao

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i have the proposal of shagging this bloke
should i?

>>71973226
kirkpatrick sale, EF schumacher, john papworth and leo Kohr
ˆˆthis desu

rumble in my tumble
nothing to eat here
oh well, it's not that hard to restrain myself. fatties must have no self control

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>>71973226
Take the redpill bby

>>71973230
not telling

oh for fucks there are people from america here again

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>>71973233
irish colony

>>71973233
shit hole

>>71973233
Lefty shithole

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Pakistan is one of the next 11. A group of countries predicted to become great world leading economic powers in the 21st century. Currently it has a population of 190 million and 24th highest GDP in the world. Soon you will be migrating to Pakistan to find work Britons...

>>71972665
even in Marx's time the social system and economy was already becoming far to complex, that's why Lenin felt the need to augment his ideas to begin with and why "orthodox Marxists" are ineffectual morons.

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can here this girl screaming outside in the street

really scared

should i do something

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>>71973233

>>71973319
embarrassing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRcn2zQY-QY

Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends
Why can't we be friends

What's your church like /brit/? You do go to Church right? Every Sunday?

>>71973319
Next 11 is an even dumber meme than the BRICs were

>>71973276
no thanks
socialism is still pretty distasteful, just watered down Christianity.

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>>71973245
give me a cheeky/humorous netherlandish name for this image. I was thinking "little sailor-cat" but don't know what order to make it diminutive.

Gonna start going into work really early so I can't get drunk on weeknights

>>71973319
SK and maybe Turkey are the only believable ones

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an early rendition of northerntwat posting

>>71973330
Im an ancom lad not an orthodox marxist I don't trust the state to wither away by itself

how comfy is life on the channel islands?

>>71973383
Zee-kat which translates to sea-cat.

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>mfw realising Scotland should be called northern Ireland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEQVcIRZeX4

silly tim

leaving for today bye

doing a wank to feet lads

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>>71973336
the lads

>>71973319
Lol no.

Corruption is so deeply rooted in that country like you wouldn't imagine. The government offer little to no public services meaning literacy rates are fucked and there is no sign of that improving. They haven't even eradicated polio yet for fucks sake

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doing a drive

>>71973397
>2010 was over a decade ago
Wasnt ready for that feel

>>71973440
see you tomo x

>>71973355
>Africa under communism
>utter hell, mass killings, civil strife, dictators utterly destroying already fragile new nations. Dismal time.

>Africa under capitalism
>freedom and wealth growing at a massive rate, death rates dropping, innovation way up, civil strife is minimal in many areas, people happy and enjoying prosperity their fathers and grandfathers never had. Bright future ahead.

>>71973458
>They haven't even eradicated polio yet for fucks sake
is that true?

time for an early night I think

night lads

>>71973460
shia?

>>71973355
Rashid

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>>71973344
>>71973373
>>71973458
Yes haha it's all a joke...I imagine when you emmigrate to Pakistan people there will come up with a humiliating name for you too...Then well see how you like it

imagine entering an alternate reality and you met yourself. i reckon i'd end up having a punch-up with myself.

the proto-gf send a picture of some food she cooked and it looks dire

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it's always funny when immigrants speak of their home countries as if they're a utopia while forgetting they left them for a reason

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Redpill me on him

>>71973399
>I'm an anarchist
retard
>anarcho communist

double retard

>>71973554
nostalgia init

Fertile Panthera hybrids:

Jagulep, Lepjag, Ligress, Jaguon, Jaglion, Leopon, Liguar, Tigon

>>71973355
>Rashidmod.com
Fuck of 'heed

>>71973560
Nice argument

>>71973493
goodnight mate sleep well

hope you have a nice day tomorrow

>>71973557

cult leader

Why does everyone want to be red piled on anything??

>>71973557
who is he? his left eye is falling back into his head.

>>71973557
deluded ideologue

>>71973535

no traction in this gimmick

>>71973355
Wait do seriously believe this? Africa was filled with marxist governments during the 70s. It was a disaster.

read a bit about alexander shulgin today

>>71973535
I can believe that these countries may reach European standards within the next few decades (not pakistan however, Bangladesh is suspect as well and Nigeria is heading for collapse at this rate)

but not global powers

>>71972035
Bonjour.

>>71973492
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poliomyelitis_in_Pakistan
http://www.endpolio.com.pk
http://polioeradication.org/where-we-work/pakistan/

It's a sad state of affairs. So much so that people are starting to think life was better under a now overthrown military dictatorship implemented just over 10 years back. (Musharraf) Charities and Businessmen insane enough to invest hold the economy up by the skin of it's teeth.

red pill me on the red pill

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>>71973560
wow, you've really done it this time. disproved 300+ years of economic and political theory. congrats, bud. The reds really are dead now

>>71973623
dumb basketball Americans who want gimmiedats

oneitis from 2010 had two kids and is a bit chubby now

>>71973539
i'd give myself a cheeky nosh off

If you're not part of the next 11...Youre part of the last 11..

>>71973646
tested at over 200mg

>>71972844
Jazz hands? HAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Awkward turtle? AAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Well that escalated quickly... PffftHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

LADS

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Thoughts?

>women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozHUec4sPc

>>71973646
It's a false flag.

>>71973646

You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes

>>71973671
Mines a dike

Tried to talk to her when i was gurnin my tits off back in '15

She wasnt having it lmao

>>71973651
Your economic theory keeps disproving itself by repeatedly collapsing or its countries going back to capitalism like China and Vietnam.

Empirical evidence says how much of a fucking disaster communism is.

india should hurry up and nuke pakistan. remove the cancer.

who /drinks wine/ here?


beers and spirits are shit

>>71973706
nah, i dont like thinking

>>71973706
love her

>>71973627
I'd recommend getting his books if you've got a history/interest in science particularly chemistry

>>71972645
Centralization implies power in the hands of the few

This is the antithesis of communism

>>71973730
>ancomism
>like socialism
Oh dear...

>>71973706
Lemme in ur window

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKJDAVvs_JA

america lads

when all the girls are around me
they fall to the floor
their legs spread apart like an automatic door

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HEATHCLIFF, IT'S ME, YOUR CATHY.
I'VE COME HOME. I'M SOOOOOO COOOOOLD

>>71973751
going to the hippie bookshop to look for pihkal when this wasteman cold is gone

capitalism hasn't been tried properly yet

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>why yes i am an anarchist

>>71973709

reckon i'd die desu

>>71973535
i said embarrassing because im pakistani and it's embarrassing you're posting this
do you have nothing better to do

>>71973709
do women ever grow up?

>>71973778
>couldn't even reach the utopia envisoned by marx before the system he pushed for collapses on itself

This is why communists are literal retards and even why people like Keynes thought Marx was a moron and his economic theory wouldn't work.

fucks sake just been rejected for a £12 phone contract
21 and earn 20k but have never had credit before, my old contract was in my mum's name

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anarcho mutualist here, ama

>>71973862
have you tried lyca mobile?

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Red pill me on this guy...
Does he bake eggs??

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>>71973557
comrade corbyn

>>71973627

fuck him. 5-MeO-DALT was the worst drug I've ever taken

CAN YOU CUNTS STOP ARGUING OVER YOUR SHIT IDEOLOGIES

>>71973709
dummies don't know water makes it worse

>>71973892
Corbyn hated Old Labour though.

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what now, london twats?

>>71973894
lol what happened

>>71973891
wouldn't mind getting buggered by him tbqh lads

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>1920x1080, full screen
>can only just see the title
fuck me

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*takes the middle path*

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me irl

>>71973730
If the epitome of socialist theoretical development was the Soviet Union, PRC, or Vietnam - you dont know much about material dialectic - other than your, perhaps unrelenting, disapproval of the theory as it doesnt conform to your ideology. No one is defending the failures of the 20th century socialist experiments, but i dont discredit their many successes. Likewise, I don't portray an absolute evil upon modern capitalism, despite a practical obligation to do so morally. If the ability to continually fail and profit now accounts for marked stability, then we really are living in the end times of history.

but if thats too much, go back to licking boots you white male cishet fascist :DDDD

MIGRATE

>>71973982
>>71973982

business idea: pit the rorkes and commies against each other while we radical centrists make the world a better palce

>>71973233
Unpatriotic, workshy scum who would happily shun their own independence if it meant detaching their chapped, bulbous lips from the teat of England. The modern day Scot living is completely devoid of any virtue and is no better than a beast.

>>71973942

go live in a village if you want friendly* people

* swingers

>>71973948

heart palpitations off the charts
thought my heart was going to leap into orbit

>>71973774
no it means to gather power into a single place, communism aims to gather ALL aspects of society and collectivize them, hence the collective.
unless you're going to claim (((Real))) communism doesn't believe in collectivity any more.

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>>71973951

>>71973822
human systems in absolute rarely work as the objects the processes are hosting do not conform to rules and can do so without warning. the number of extra processes you have to put in to keep a system absolute in its intentions makes the system itself too big to work at speeds needed for it to be successful. this is useful because humans like to replace systems working or not with new ones, the new generations ideas taking over the old ones so their mark is made like their fathers, and having non absolute systems works well as the modularity of their very nature enjoins them to longer more varied lives as systems. capitalism, is not capitalism. it is instead a mish-mash of wildly varying systems with good connectors that function with variability over time in a fuzzy mostly successful manner.

>>71973968
There is literally nothing to disprove for me you fucking idiot because either the countries collapsed on themselces or they went back to capitalism after decades of constant stagnation and bitter poverty (Deng's reforms in China and Doi Moi in Vietnam), and only saw consistent gdp growth, massive reductions in poverty rates and prosperity after the reforms.

So out of all the economic systems, capitalism has literally the least flaws.

You treat Marx like the second coming of Jesus. This is your problem.