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Finally had a decent sleep
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I got a need for e–speed.
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feel like shit
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got a problem lads

>lodging with a family atm
>really good room, nice kitchen, clean house and relatively cheap
>they have another lodger who comes over for weekends and have had him for years
>he brings his dog over
>the dog always barks and growls at me and i think one day it is going to attack me.

the other guy is understanding and tries to restrain his mutt, but its really annoying getting barked at by an aggressive dog when you're just trying to go for a wee or eat some brekkie before work.

what do i do? how do i get the dog to stop fearing me??
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>>71953357
peanut butter on balls
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>>71953380
why do traps all love those thigh high socks?

they all seem to have expensive computers too
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>>71953405
for camwhoring
and, for camwhoring
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>>71953405
traps are what men think women are like.
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>>71953413
are you a cannibal?
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>>71953351
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>>71953435
Who, me?
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>You may only post images you have created
>(it's fast, give it a try)
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>>71953357
neuter the fucker
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*slaps your bum*
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>>71953522
is that Breivik or Tony Abbott?
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>>71953515
Я дивилacя нa тeбe.
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>>71953554
Erm, right...

*walks off and talks to someone else*
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>>71953561
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>>71953593
putin will save the white race
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>>71953547
Abbott, but now that you mention it
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Fucked a chink prostitute last night lads, not sure how I feel about it
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>>71953661
runt
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feel a bit ill

can't tell if it's coming or going if you know what i mean?

>>71953661
post pic
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>>71953706
>can't tell if it's coming or going if you know what i mean?
yh
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Watching a rugby match
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I CANNOT think of eenthing to draw which'll be funny or good.
>>71953706
>post pic
see>>71953292
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>>71953776
arsehole isn't dark enough 2bh
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>>71953706
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do you clean your teeth before or after getting dressed?
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NOOOO, THE NIGHTMARE DOES NOT EVEN KEEP ITSELF FOR ONLY 3 DIMENSIONS
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>>71953864
rather not say
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i'm going to sacrifice myself to satan while listening to doom metal
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>>71953884
subhuman cunt
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If she'll kill for 90 how much to be my gf
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considering shelling out fir a kindle paperwhite
family bought me a fire a few years ago, annoying to read at night
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where is all the mud goooone
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goldberg goldberg goldberg
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>>71953888
>doom metal
>not black metal

Its like you don't even want to please satan.
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death metal is the patrician choice there is really no argument to be had here
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50 posts in 50 minutes, /brit/ is slow with all the wagies out
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/brit/ is slow today

wagies slaving away for steinwitz?
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>>71953796
>when her dick flops out
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Me and the GF
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>>71954141
>>71954159
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fresh of the 'dit: https://youtu.be/NXOTbNkJfHk?t=22
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>>71953357
What breed of dog?
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>>71953405
its to cover hair
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>forgot i had to do a lab report
>need to finish it by 11am today
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>>71954292
me on the top (of you are mum)
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>>71953405
For a couple reason

1. For Fetishists, lots of guys REALLY like the socks and REALLY like feet
2. Hides hairy legs (we shave/wax/hairloss cream or whatever regularly but, we are guys and sometimes it becomes noticeable before you can do anything about it)
3. Comfortable as fuck
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>>71954298
their grotesque, shrivelled but still obviously masculine hands fuck it all up still
they should wear gloves
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traps are much more bearable than gays
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Screeching
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>>71954405
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>be jew
>leave homeland
>go to europe
>thousands of years later go back to homeland and expel people who are closer to the original jews than you are
i dont get it
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>>71954405
I bet those dumb tarts call weighted mean "size plus mean"
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playing don't starve
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christ, lads
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>>71954423
They learned from the white man
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>>71954433
very nice
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>>71954292
feels good to be an outlier
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>>71954405
>(((Shulamit Reinharz)))

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion

Every time.

I've noticed feminists/SJWs are big into talking about "lived experiences" as a substitute for research.
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>>71953292
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>>71954457
It's actually really sad that this image gets circulated because he pretty much said the exact opposite.

"As I saw that they were very friendly to us, and perceived that they could be much more easily converted to our holy faith by gentle means than by force, I presented them with some red caps, and strings of beads to wear upon the neck, and many other trifles of small value, wherewith they were much delighted, and became wonderfully attached to us. Afterwards they came swimming to the boats, bringing parrots, balls of cotton thread, javelins, and many other things which they exchanged for articles we gave them, such as glass beads, and hawk's bells; which trade was carried on with the utmost good will. But they seemed on the whole to me, to be a very poor people. [...]"
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Lads
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there is quite literally nothing, physical or otherwise, that i like about myself other than my blue eyes and it's not like i had a say in that
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>>71954504
lol

dunno why people get so sad about the native americans being conquered. a useless, beastly people
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gf

need one
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>>71954536
>a useless, beastly people

very problematic
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don't know why the video playout on gaming.youtube.com isn't standard, "theatre mode" is fucking pointless
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>>71954532
Annoying cunt trying to milk her fame from Harry Potter, just like JK Rowling
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>>71954534
I feel sorry for people that don't have blue eyes

brown eyes are so common and soulless. I love looking at my bright blue eyes in the mirror.
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>>71954592
Yes, but she's quite attractive so I'll allow it
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>>71954532
GOOD post
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Every
Villain
Is
Lemons

Never thought of it like that before...
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>>71954534
same. I'm lifting to try to improve the rest of my physicality.
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button your lip don't let the shield slip
take a fresh grip on your bullet proof mask
and if they try to break down your disguise with their questions
you can hide hide hide
behind paranoid eyes
you put on your brave face and slip over the road for a jar
fixing your grin as you casually lean on the bar
laughing too loud at the rest of the world
with the boys in the crowd
you hide hide hide
behind petrified eyes
you believed in their stories of fame fortune and glory
now you're lost in a haze of alchohol soft middle age
the pie in the sky turned out to be miles too high
and you hide hide hide
behind brown and mild eyes
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>>71954642
>lifting
ponce
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>sister has blonde hair blue eyes
>i have brown hair brown eyes

its not fair lads
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>>71954651
fuck off golf runt you pencil necked little worm
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>bright blue eyes

lol very feminine, what you want is a nice deep blue
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been having very vivid dreams
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>>71954655
brown hair is cute on guys 2bh
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>>71954532
that hair is fucking awful
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>>71954676
been having vivid dreams of sliding into ya mums cunt Lars
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>>71954666
whoah what a unique individual
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>>71954691
yeah me too, mad that. You reckon they're definitely dreams? >>71954676
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from like a year ago
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>>71953376
>>71953452
>a New Guinean /fit/izen
Now there's something interesting
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a boys wanna chat aha x
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The gf
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>>71954763
I haven't worked out properly in 2 months because no gym. Getting depressed about my muscles wasting away.
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girl here ama
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>>71954813
why are you such a slut you fucking whore
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letting your muscle go to waste is probably the most runtish thing you could do
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boy here ama
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>>71954655
>>sister has blonde hair blue eyes
>>i have brown hair brown eyes
daily reminder
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>>71954831
You try keeping your muscles while living in a fucking jungle!
#triggered
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>>71954886
Why are you even over there
Do you work in the embassy
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>halfway through March already
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if you google any lgbt-related term the results screen will have rainbow banners
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>>71953292
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Jesus christ lads help me
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>>71954910
I'm from Stratford upon Avon, and I'm here as a journalist writing some articles on the current infrastructure and future economic growth, and the high occurrence of witch burnings.
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>>71954944
Help you what, build a time machine so you can go back and reply to that?
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>>71954944
Hola bitch

Ya wanna have a go?
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>>71954797
a what?
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living in a jungle is a VERY runtish thing
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>>71954968
Fuck fuck fuck! I'm not a RUNT!
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>>71954982
*rattles your cage*
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tried to do a shit but only a tiny nugget came out
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>>71954988
AAAARRGGGHH! I'm shaking! I'm gonna fucking lose it!!
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might move to one of the torres strait islands

would be banter to be surrounded by blacks but still technically in australia
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morning you fucking cunts
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playing australia in civ vi
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Morning all. How's it foing? Off to bed now, ninis xx
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racist little englanders
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>>71954992
give it 40 minutes lad, have a bit of a walk around, drink a coffee. if it's still not working it's time for the soapy finger.
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if i were a billionaire i'd pay a crew of around a dozen people to ensure that my dick is always in someone's mouth at all times
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Morning all. How's it foing? Off to bed now, ninis x
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my mate shared that riz paki's video on facebook and i want to comment saying that if not seeing enough brown people on tv turns you into a terrorist then you were probably a sympathiser already. does riz only talk about pakis in the video? its 20 mins long and i cant be arsed to watch it.
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>>71954944
"hi"
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>>71955101
can't say i care mate
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>>71955004
Hoping some actual Papua New Guineans decapitate you and photograph themselves eating your reduced medula oblongata.
>medula oblongata
Difficult to say that and not sound Straya
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>>71955101
we should just send all brown people back to the middle east and then nuke the shit out of it
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shaved my beard off and now I feel fucking weird
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>>71955135
bet it was a shit beard
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>>71955109
an absolute belter of a post
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I'LL HAVE A SKINNYYYY CAPPUCCINO
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>>71955004
got the ol' kuru disease do ya lad?
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>>71955134
australians tend to be very dusky imo
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>>71955135
alri deano
missus want a clean shave?
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>>71955125
Actually quite a mean and autistic post.

>>71955154
If only.
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>>71955155
*surreptitiously opens urbandictionary*
*ignores the latest trump-bashing word of the day*
*looks up dusky*

can't seem to pin down what you're on about lad
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>>71955152


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oac_O5u3Dnc


Based Hitch
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eating peanut butter on marmite on toast lads
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>>71955219
dusky is a normal word not some urban dictionary shite you mongrel
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>>71955246
remember calling you a yank once
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>>71955248
what do you want from me? i googled it too and all i got was bollocks
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Childhood is thinking Christopher was right.

Adulthood is knowing Peter is right.
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>>71955278
christopher was the better looking one though
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>>71955270
basic english vocabulary would be nice
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>>71955259
remember telling you that the englishness of the marmite cancelled out the peanut butter yankness. remember someone else saying we invented peanut butter anyway
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I don't want to be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate
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>>71955299
English Canadian
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>>71955326
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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>>71955298
"like dusk" isn't really something i'd apply to a person, so i assumed it was some bullshit british or irish slang

what do you want from me?
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patrician order:
wash face > wash hands > brush teeth
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>Your waifu will never reject anal sex if she's trap
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>>71955365
i dont wash my face outside of showering

bet you're a spotty cunt and have to.
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>>71955339
Fuck me dead Cunt all he meant was swarthy and all you had to say was >irish>white
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>>71955339
idiot
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>>71955365
hands > teeth > face is the correct procedure you fucking savage. bet you have dried toothpaste splatters on your face.
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>>71955378
alri greasebag
mummy never teach you any good habits?
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>>71955384
>>71955387
please let me withdraw from this petty argument with my ego intact
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>>71954446
once yanks get a hold of something you don't know whats going to happen
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just watched death becomes her
good film désú
bruce willis is top notch
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>>71955393
>spitting in the sink just before I fill it
nah mate
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I'm an absolute disgrace haha
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Might take a flight to Australia and deck some runts
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>>71955396
but you're the greasy one here idiot. i have good skin.
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>>71955368
remember your particles cunt
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Shit is literally unfurling from my arsehole and plopping into the bowl as I type this
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>>71955466
meet me at caboolture maccas cunt
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>>71955446
haha yeah lol
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>>71955445
>filling the sink instead of just running the tap
bet you have a separate hot and cold tap cos your sink's old and pikey
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>Brown hair
>Brown eyes (NOT BLACK)
>Pale skin

true briton
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>>71955508
>gif
fuck off
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>watching color of night
>mfw the girl turns out to be a crossdressing boy
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>>71955495
to my knowledge there are at least 2 maccases in caboolture, probably more
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>>71955509
breadcrumbs m8
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>>71955508
high quality gif ngl
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>>71955507
Light brown hair/Blue eyes is the correct British islander combo. wont have you bullshitting just cause you've got wog features
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https://youtu.be/ll3Sq9usiOc
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*teleports behind you*
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Would you fuck a child if it was legal and they consented?
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>>71955563
yeah maybe for notherners but down in the civilised south they have roman blood
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> > 71955563
Australia
opinion discarded.
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>>71955581
i imagine it would be very painful and traumatic for the child so no.
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>>71955581
first day at gchq lad?
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>>71955508
those are bar headed geese and they are the highest altitude flying birds in the world

bet you didn't know that
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What Monday morning books you lot reading then?
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>>71955581
18 year olds are still children pretty much so yes
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>>71955579
*it was just a hologram*
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>>71955581
Don't know where to start
Play a record
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>>71955605
It's not painful or traumatic. Children are the best at sex, you just need to unlock their potential. I believe in helping and protecting children, by loving them. You obviously hate children
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>>71955626
>they are the highest altitude flying birds in the world

that isn't proven.
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>>71955563
looks like i'm a true british islander
feels good
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>>71955668
Think I'll listen to a bit of xfm on YouTube. Thanks for reminding me
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>>71955521
It's really the fighting spirit of the honest people off Caboolture that counts, but if some cunt want to get rowdy go to the one near the rsl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHCyR6uTLSc&t=0m41s
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I am... becoming... stronger
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>>71955581
an actual child? no

mid teens maybe, but 16 is already legal
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>>71955581
I think around 13 or 14 is alright
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>>71955716
>friendlyjordies

this had better be an ironic post
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jar jar is the key to all this
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as a golfer the canadian goose is the bane of my existence
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>>71955700
do not reply to me
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bloke in greggs giving me some sob story about his dead mum's birthday

give me my sausage and bean melt and shut the fuck up
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phimo is a nonce
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>>71955738
as long as they're developed

some girls are still pre menarche at that age but it's a tiny percentage
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>defining what is and what is not a child by age
ahh yes

so a few months ago a certain 18 year old would have been deemed "underage" by 4chan's rules...

and yet, overnight, this boy became a magical strong man and can freely shitpost without breaking any rules

doing a big boy think atm lads
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got called a melt in greggs
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>>71955797
some of the girls that age are insane and you'd think they're much older and mature.
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star wars fans are mental

wish i could be devoted to something with such zeal
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>>71955815
Got to have rules mate
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>>71955588
>>71955591
>down in the south they have ""civilised roman blood""
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Hurriedly squeezing out a poo
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told a customer me mum died while I was working in greggs earlier
but he didn't give a fuck the insensitive bastard
almost called him a racist just to get back at him
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>>71955870
smooth as a baby's arse
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>>71955738
Hope your government isn't as intrusive as ours lad.
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>Scheduled Delivery:
>Monday, 06/03/2017, By End of Day
well shit, now I know I need to be in by "End of Day"
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Going to call Stefan molyneux lads what should i say
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thinking about reactivating my facebook to showcase my brilliant wit and writing skill but i hate facebook and also have no friends
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Almost got called a racist in Greggs
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work tomorrow
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Got called fat in greggs
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3000 calories and its not even noon
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>>71955973
this is a shit gimmick. fuck off.
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>>71955973
wot'd you eat lad
and was it tasty
>>
>>71955909
don't think we're as bad as thought crime island.

saying that already paranoid as shit anything I've post to the chon can comeback to bite me
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got called a 'calorie counting cunt' in Greggs earlier after i asked how many calories are in a sausage roll
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Pillow smells of balsamic vinegar
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>>71955983
one of the best gimmicks currently screening in /brit/ 2bh
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>>71956022
>thought crime island
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>>71955411
*Surreptitiously navigates to rotten tomatoes*
*searches for "Death before her"*
*notices the 50% rating*

Seen it mate shite taste kys yourself
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>>71955837
Just remembered the Cash Me Outisde girl is apparently 13 but looks about 18 the slag
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make that 3400 calories now
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boxers smells of skips
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>>71956068
>eating da poo poo

smdh
>>
have the absolute worst taste in women, lads
>>
the great depression happened because of the creation of the federal reserve
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>>71956097
what's yours? tall with small boobs and short hair? me too (no homo)
>>
>>71956097
I know that feel mate
*contines to nosh your mum*
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>>71956120
just great banter
>>
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I'm making the new thread and there is absolutely nothing you lot can do about it
>>
women like being raped
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>>71956067
just had to look that up. what the fuck is up with her speech
>>
>>71956108
see this very often and I still howl every time
>>
>>71956163
This
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>>71956116
haha no just they're always total nutters haha

>>71956120
terrific banter this
>>
arthritis acting up again
>>
>>71955837
girl in the year ahead of me in school was fully developed at 11 to include massive chebs
still the best looking girl i've ever known and still looks amazing now at 29

she's engaged to some spec ops sergeant first class now
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how do I live without you? I want to know

asking for a friend
>>
>>71956230
state of you

28 years of age and here at 07:00
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has anyone found an answer to the age-old question; why don't americans celebrate easter?
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>>71956230
I don't know about 11 because I haven't seen that myself. I know you just talking about development but 11 is too young to make decisions like that.

I just go back to when I was 15 and had sex with someone the same age. Is it any more wrong if that dude is in his twenties. you still fucked a 15 year old
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>ASMR isn't fetish porn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAm7LqPj4vo
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>>71956291
nah mate, better make a thread or a dozen about it
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>tfw no bald predator gf
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/brit/ is ded
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>>71956415
Wish it was as active as /nederdraad/
>>
>>71956405
alri quasimodo
>>
/brit/ at 8am-3pm>>>>>/brit/ at 12-3am>/britfeel/>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/brit/ at 6pm-10pm
>>
Who's going to the meetup lads?

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukpolitics/comments/5xsezo/realistically_how_would_an_rukpolitics_meetup_go/
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guilty pleasures lads?

i pick my nose and eat it, and watch the walking dead and rick and morty
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>Breaking Bad began over 9 years ago
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>>71956447
>Pick my nose and eat it
Ok lad not too ba-
>Watch walking dead and Rick and Morty
Hmm yes how do you do reddit
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love it when someone on /brit/ pretends they aren't middle class, it's cute
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>>71956493
never used reddit in my life
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>>71956445
piss off
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>>71956498
im upper-class
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>>71956498
I'm not middle class mum, I listen to grime! How is that middle class? You don't get it
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>>71956447
Still watch Power Rangers 2bh
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>>71956498
as a child i was working class, then i was upper middle class for a while when my mum married a rich dude, now i'm lower middle class
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love when somebody that browses 4chan at 11 in the morning pretends they don't have serious financial issues
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Post images that REALLY make you thunk
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>>71956447
pornography :D
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>>71956555
how long did Sweden own Finns?
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>>71956556
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>>71956556
this is unironically a good series of art pieces, fuck social media slags
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>>71956302
yeah 11 is still a little kid mentally
would've shagged her at 15 though for sure

she was never slutty though which was surprising given her looks she dated some lad in highschool and then another ltr in uni and then the army hardman
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>>71956576
6 years
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>>71956556
>The absolute state of Skype at the back getting ignored
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>>71955410
think the far left generally is a bit unaware of aesthetics/optics
>>
>>71956581
I'm sure Stacy McStacy was all about helping people up she was younger, she probably still helps other women up all the time in private too
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>>71956621
>>71956621
>>71956621
>>71956621
>>71956621
>>71956621
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>>71956576
550 years, It's rightfully swedish land
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>they're seriously calling the new trade deal inititive "Empire 2.0"

HOWLING
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They call me Mr 301
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they call me mr three-oh-poo
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304
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>>71953864
Before, coz I have my shower then brush my teeth
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