No edition.
Previously: >>71932932.
stop trying to make linking the previous thread a thing you fat fucking bellend
>>71938726
GOOD post
>>71938791
Excellent Viewing
This one is better
FUCK OFF YANK OPS
>>71941062
piss of threadwars
the post count hath spoken
>>71941062
This was made first
>>71941062
Shut the fuck up
>>71941062
FOY this is better
>>71941062
FOY
>>71941062
umm no sweetie x
aussie privilege
Shall be using this thread.
>>71941085
jaja k picardia
>>71941062
9/11
BRITAIN JE SRBIJA
Is this the new Fred
don't give him a (you)
Do not reply to y*nks
Thoughts?
will y*nks ever recover?
snapchatting with some girl, i'm sending solidly banterful ones and she's not being funny
temarc
the river temarc
in winter
A dog and a wolf are much more closely related than whites and blacks
yank btfo
ooga booga dindu nuffin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQj5p1NqHdQ
>>71941190
*rubs his tummy and plays with his ears*
take THAT you feline CUNT
janny just delivered the finishing blow haha
>>71938688
kpop and jpop is for bent mongs
>It's a mum comes into your room and begs you to go to talk to the GP about your depression episode
Shan't be doin' that lads
you a petit filou man
down to my last scrumpy jacks
just bought some blow haha
>>71941282
hahaha
i love those episodes
>>71941309
ah yes, runt juice
>>71941282
so you have "depression" but you've never been to a gp?
*plays with your feminine willy*
Your making such a cute face
More shocking evidence just released by the Trump White House
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZjEPGPiPxd
>>71941282
going to be doing this soon. really want to get it sorted because i am not coping at all atm haha x
>>71941315
worst value drug in the world
Trump built Trump Tower when New York City was totally stagnant, economy struggling, rampant crime, the city had to be bailed out and couldn't even keep the lights on. But he had the balls and the intelligence to put together a very complex development and make it successful.
>>71941325
That's not what he said
Literally Stalin's granddaughter lads
>>71941403
unsurprising to say the least
me and the lads
>>71941403
>>71941428
What's wrong with dyed hair?
>>71941371
Did the man build a building
>>71941325
my anxiety is bad enough that i'm scared of even phoning the GP for an appointment, so i just self medicate with darknet benzos and booze and my health is really suffering
Cat has woken up and fucked off
>>71941371
did the man bribe some officials
New York City in 1860 was 25% irish and 25% german
>>71941447
just get some mates lol
Mad that there hasn't been a major plane crash in the UK since 1989
>>71941488
disgusting
>>71941439
Nothing in itself, the overall image is pretty unapologetically freakish/obnoxious
Follows a pretty typical trend of adopting an overly abrasive image for the sake of "individuality" which is a load of bollocks when you all look like shite the exact same way.
>>71941453
Nearly spat out my morning coffee
An isolated body in otherwise empty space has no inertia.
>>71941353
>tfw been once but the GP clearly didn't give a shit and gave me a leaflet and got me to fuck off as quickly as possible without doing anything
Literally think about offing myself daily ahahaha
>>71941488
imagine the banter
>>71941567
>An isolated body in otherwise empty space
sounds like half the lads on here
>>71941558
>WAH WAH WAH SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT
Fucking yanks no one gives a fuck
will never forget the time I came across a cat that had just been hit by a car and as a result had its brains literally strewn across the road, but was still alive and was thrusting about
>was walking my dog and she lunged at the poor thing just to make sure it was dead
>>71941581
go to a private therapist, gps are often pretty shit about mental health. A lot of therapists also aren't too expensive
> And remember what happened to the Aborigines. A more advanced race nearly wiped 'em out.
feeling shitty and lonely
having a great time
holy shiit
that's how you write a a story
>>71941649
Literally spend 70% of my wage on rent, can't afford any kind of therapist.
Do not appreciate sad cat stories
what happened in the brit yank war earlier i had to go out
>>71941637
that's the thing though, she doesn't look "different"
There are a million immature idiots that look just like her. In itself, sure, that's all fine. The problem lies in expecting people to respect your opinion on important matters when you look like you don't even respect yourself.
>>71941643
I found my neighbours cat dying after being hit by a car, she took about 5 minutes to die, I was about 10 and I cried my eyes out
>>71941695
we won
>>WAH WAH WAH SHE LOOKS DIFFERENT
>Fucking yanks no one gives a fuck
>>71941720
ah good i was hoping brit won
need some ASMR to send me into a restful sleep thanks x
In the morning, after my coffee, I like to read through /brit/ and have some cheeky banter with the lads.
>>71941447
that's not anxiety (the illness).
That's just nerves (being a coward)
Ah yes yahoo answers
>that's not anxiety (the illness).
>That's just nerves (being a coward)
*taps GoPro*
*reads out registration number loudly*
FUCKING WANKER
>>71941533
not enough planes init
cant see the round in europe or america for flights
the only bit of britain that clustered is heathrow
>>71941750
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZMl3hsUBlo
>>71941725
pretty face, shame about the boff
me irl
>>71941784
hes not wrong
babestation
I'm so lonely tbqh.
really fucking hate this fat cunt and his shit music
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>71941823
is the selection of females that grim where you live? she looks about 40
the gf
I fap twice today.
>>71941830
How can Aussie 'men' even compete?
>>71941804
In 2013 the UK had the third highest number of passengers carried of any country, behind only the United States and China
>>71941842
*noises*
>>71941784
lol (laughing out loud)
>>71941843
Come lay on my bed next to me anon I'll warm you up as well ;)
>>71941830
Goddamn it how much test you think these cunts are on. 500? 1000?
banestation
disgusting roastie flaps
>>71941864
>is the selection of females that grim where you live?
yes I live in Salford
>>71941830
me on the left
>>71941896
Are you a girl?
Apparently, South Yorkshire was traditionally part of the Midlands.
Which makes sense, because it is in the Midlands. Not the North.
Quite annoyed that the cat left now
>>71941872
but she's 2D :/
searching for ASMR, found a poor bastard with 14 views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WsWXdDgsD4
hello, brits
gib slags pls
>>71941830
need my sack boxed off by that big bastard
>>71941903
roasties out
front bums in
>>71941940
:'(
>>71941976
Nice that you gave him another view
>>71941982
Nah
Why are Britain and Spain so good friends despite all this old wars and battles?
>>71941937
go back to /cum/
>>71941880
all heathrow init
>>71941842
http://www.t-51.com/
is google maps taking the piss? coventry showing up before birmingham?
>Doctor Pavel, I be Captain Bill.
>He wasn't alone.
>Arrr, ye don't get to bring yer mateys.
>They not be me mateys.
>No need to worry, no doubloons for them.
>Why I be wantin' them?
>They be tryin' to grab yer treasure. They work for the privateer, the masked pirate.
>Banebeard?
>Aye.
>Get them on the ship, I'll send a message.
>[water sounds]
>Arrr, the shipping plan I just filed with Pirate Cove lists me, me crew, and doctor Pavel here, but only one o' ye!
>[First Mate Smee lowers the plank]
>First one o' ye to talk gets to stay on me ship!
>Who paid ye to shanghai Doctor Pavel?
>[shoots a musket into the air]
>He didn't swim so good! Who be wantin' to try next?
>Tell me about Banebeard! Why he be wearin' the mask?
>[loads musket]
>A lot o' loyalty for a hired pirate!
>Or perhaps he be wonderin' why someone would shoot a man, before making him walk the plank.
>[Smee lifts the plank]
>At least ye can talk. Who are ye?
>Arrr, it don't matter who we be, what be matterin' be our plan.
>No one be carin' who I was 'til I put on this mask.
>If I pulled that off, would ye go to Davy Jones' Locker?
>It would be extremely painful.
>Ye be a big pirate.
>For ye.
>Was stowin' away part o' your plan?
>Of course!
>[A larger ship rapidly approaches]
>Doctor Pavel be refusin' our offer in favour of ye, and we had to find out if he told ye where the treasure is buried.
>Nothin'! I be sayin' nothin'!
>Well good on ye! Ye stowed away!
>CAP'N?
>Now what's the next step o' yer master plan?
>Sinking this ship.
>[pirates on the other ship prepare to board]
>Draggin' ye all to the bottom!
>[Banebeard punches the captain]
>Shiver me timbers!
>[swordfight breaks out, with Banebeard's crew victorious]
>[Bane's First Mate prepares to leave after blowing a hole in the side of the ship]
>Yarrr, they be expectin' one of us in the shipwreck me boy!
>Have we released the Kraken?
>Aye
>[autistic screeching from Pavel]
>Arrr, calm down doctor, now not be the time for fear. That comes later.
>>71942008
spaniards are good guys
>>71942008
Not portugal is /ourguy/
>>71941982
If I can't get any how can I give you one?
brie larson, elizabeth olsen, jane levy, jessica brown findlay, imogen poots, alia shawkat, hayden panettiere, ashley benson, and taylor swift desu
*rattles janny's cage*
get up you fucking runt, time to clean up after people and earn your wage
>>71942037
nobody wants to be reminded that birmingham exists
>>71942062
>alia shawkat
patrician
searching for old anime series, found this
https://youtu.be/VtfpszfUdZM
>>71941965
I'll make sure to point that out next time thanks.
>>71942037
liverpool mentioned
>>71942008
probably because we were never directly in eachothers doorstep
>>71942008
Brits aren't friends with mexicans
>>71942062
FOY
just learned how to pirate books onto my kindle
fucking hell how do they get away with making it so piss easy
>>71942021
>
>>71942005
pls
>>71942003
:^)
>>71942060
lets look for slags together
reminder there is a janny in this thread right now and hes waiting to do his virginly deeds
>>71942152
>>71942125
poots is england
>>71942171
holy shit it's real
>>71940501
>>71941081
>>71941373
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
>>71942183
thanks you
It boggles the mind how this county can be considered northern, when it's clearly in the Midlands.
me visiting london x
>>71942245
that's the coluseum retard
>>71942240
leaf
>tfw I'm a gay poster AND a commie poster
Peasants, make way!
SWERVE!
>>71942171
>>71942245
Me in the bin
>>71942261
no it's the pyramids
https://www.t-51.com/hannah-martin-2016-06-09/
need to put my willy in hannah while laying on top of her
it would be like fucking a marshmellow
morning lads
>>71942240
South Yorkshire is the Toronto of the North, I wish someone would nuke it.
I am unbelievably fucking ugly
My entire life will be shit as a result
>>71942288
my dad is Tony blair fucking bastard child
>>71942334
What is the most you have done with a girl?
>>71942280
and 28
>>71942334
good
>>71942288
holy shit
you should be king of england
>>71942037
more evidence of the smear campaign
'England' is ALWAYS conveniently placed there when they could easily move it slightly north or south where there's nothing there
>>71942334
Just stop being ugly it's not hard Jesus
>>71942239
which one would you put your willy in first?
>>71942334
post face so we can make a judgement
>>71942328
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
>>71942334
Greater London
>>71942358
What? Im not 28
>>71942331
so south yorkshire is actually london?
*spray paints a big fat willy on your front door*
sick of being a boy might become a girl
>>71942425
hot
>>71942328
it's almost midnight you mad cunt
>>71942240
not even close sweetie x
>>71942420
No because London is not in the North.
>>71942399
not ugly
>>71942397
kangawoo hahaha learn to speak you bumbling spastic
can't imagine you trying to talk to a girl
>>71942425
Be my gf (male)
I just wake up from my midday nap siesta.
>>71942446
poor anglesey :[
>>71938688
>lad meets some top lad at a drake concert in london
>he sees he has tobacco
>literally grabs a pinch and stuffs it up in his lip
>goes everywhere
>asks "is it good?"
wanted to puke when I heard about this
>>71942364
Already packed my bags, m8. Tell the queen and her german mongrels that they have 48 hours to vacate the palace grounds.
>>71942446
>anglesey isn't wales
>>71942446
Yeah, no. Fuck off retard.
>>71942383
none lol
i dont want to get dick herpes
friends found all the far right literature on my kindle today and he wont talk to me anymore
>get council house
>be eligible to pay rent
>don't
>get letter
>promise to pay
>don't
>get another letter
>promise to pay
>don't
>get 3rd letter
>make repayment arrangement
>break it
>get notice of proceedings
>give sob story and promise to pay
>don't
>get court summons
>promise to clear entire outstanding balance
>pay £5
>miss court
>give sob story
>get court fee letter
>don't pay
>get another court date
>send representation
>get evicted
>plead homelessness
>get another council house
ah yes, very good
>>71942446
>this is what southerners believe
>>71942446
Nice bit of trolling.
Here's the unedited one.
>>71942425
nonce
>>71942501
lmao rorke twat
>all the far right literature on my kindle
>>71942501
Lol happened to me except it was far left lit and they all told me I was based although out of curiousty was books where they?
why haven't venables and thompson had their skulls caved in yet
was -8 this morning and my water pipes were froze up when i got out of bed
>>71942445
so it's morning too :D
>>71942475
>>71942487
woops x
still blows my mind that it's an island
>>71942517
i'm a radical midlander
>>71942522
that was pre industrial revolution
the midlands enlightenment created a new area which ironically is right on the borderline of your image
>>71942506
>>71942501
mate found my dildo drawer and i caught him playing with the,
went for a walk in the park and spotted this
stop bringing your poorthern genes to the south
Rag'n'Bone Man?
More like Poo'n'Shit Man.
ahh yes, the height discussion
new and exciting revelations await us
>>71942651
t. manlet
Post cats lads
I am literally sat on the toilet shitting right now.
>>71942651
I'm 5'4"
doing a work tomorrow
went for a walk in the house and spotted this
i'm miss dynamite teehee
Would you fug?
>>71942666
>Shortly before his 2001 release and when aged 17, Venables was alleged to have had sex with a woman who worked at the Red Bank secure unit where he was held. The female staff member was accused of sexual misconduct and suspended; she never returned to work at Red Bank
Wow so women will literally fuck child killers but won't even go on a date with me
Might try to do less wanks so I'll be more motivated to pursue women. Haven't really felt like I could be bothered looking for another girl since I started my new job last summer.
Do normies consider it weird to do like 4-6 wanks a day in your early 20's? Sometimes feel like the damn thing is gonna fall off.
>work tomorrow
reminder
don't recognise people below 6'0 as white desu
>>71942618
what is it though
>even if love exists most people will probably never experience it
>tfw no longer care about tfw no gf because love is a fools errand and infatuation (what most people experience) is temporary and exists solely to make people breed
Robot Wars was pretty shit desu. Only decent moment was when the all-female team got utterly BTFO
>>71942699
Nigga be looking like an Oblivion NPC.
>Wow so women will literally fuck child killers but won't even go on a date with me
>>71942752
great post, i read it
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4283992/Sadiq-Khan-leads-luvvie-anti-Trump-parade.html
The fucking STATE of London/southerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1BKbXL-plE
>>71942719
Because you lack social confidence and Venables does not.
>>71942699
think i've seen this bloke before cos he's interacted with some decently funny leftist lads on twitter
doesn't seem like he gets the whole "irony" aspect though
>>71942670
how are you built
have read the words amitage shanks waaaaaayyyyy too many times desu
>>71942699
does he post here?
>>71942763
Bit mean desu
>>71942730
was with him until he mentioned being a londoner
far prefer northerners to londoners x
>>71942832
Stocky, wide shouldered.
cant seem to find the remote x
told my friends i like the daily mail because they usually have lots of pictures and they started laughing at me
Are we arguing about north v south or height, make your fucking mind up.
>>71942846
really activated my almonds
>>71942863
it's a meme lad you are supposed to say something like "like an icelandic construction worker"
>>71942728
>exam tomorrow
>>71942849
Dunno
>>71942864
do girls fannys open up when they spread their legs?
>poortheners
>people
>>71942886
I don't like memes.
>>71942896
so dick can get in
>>71942691
>>71942706
>>71942788
All very nice cats, good posts
>>71942904
This guy is from Brighton.
>>71942884
literally every time i do a wee . can't help myself
>southerners
>white
>>71942908
well your life is a meme
1003' and built like the Shard
>>71942961
I know, that is why I hate memes.
>All very nice cats, good posts
>>71942946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VmPjETmU3S
>>71942896
their flaps open and close like a mouth
>agreeing with the north south divide
ahh yes good sassanachs
>>71943004
I don't believe it.
>>71942996
How old is this now cause it always makes me giggle
Did NOT deserve a 'dora
Girls get jealous of my long eye lashes lool
thoughts on anime?
>>71942864
*kicks you up the arse really hard*
Get out my house you desperate bint before I call the police.
>>71943033
unhealthy for grown men to consume imho
>>71943033
a good method to tell stories which life cannot.
>>71943073
end yourself
>>71942578
>>71942462
newfag
thoughts on fannies?
Is Luton northern?
>>71943115
they're alright
Going to bed now lads
>work tomorrow
>>71942864
i would literally suck a fart out of her arsehole
>>71943033
Helps keep me from inevitable suicide.
>>71942928
Aye ye can tell
>>71943115
Do fannies exist?
>>71943120
/brit/ uses the term 'pakis' to refer to all brown people
Therefore Northern will be used to refer to all low IQ white trash
mdma is good
Any pintmen in?
>>71943115
cute when they wee
>>71943160
Piss off Paki
>71943160
'd
>>71943153
havent seen any proof that they do
>>71943160
>trash
foy
>>71943160
piss off paki
>>71943165
It's also quite bad though
thoughts on space exploration?
>>71943210
not in moderation
>>71943201
Same
>>71943096
why?
>>71943211
bit of a meme
not a fan
Daily Reminder.
yet another thigh slapping thread from reddit: the general
Could quite literally be bumped up from 2/10 to 7/10 if the shape of my eyebrows were fixed and the skin bags under my eyes were removed
>>71943226
because fuck you thats why
>>71943226
came across u in a club sham id fookin heem ya
norks are at it again i see
let him cum in my mouth and his cum tasted absolutely rancid.
done with that
>>71943259
>could literally be better looking if my face was different
fucking hell, really?
>>71943246
t. reddit: the country
>>71943325
ah yes very clever, i get the joke.
*winks*
>>71943259
Trim your eyebrows and sleep more then
*blocks your path*
>>71943211
pointless
hmmm
thoughts on deep sea exploration?
Still not totally convinced that people actually have sex irl
>>71943211
Don't care about it at all.
Been humming a beautiful tune in my head all day. Couldn't quite put my finger on what it was. Just realised, it's the Soviet national anthem.
Good tune.
>>71943363
alri lads haha if i can just uhhh scoot past there *turns my body horizontally to walk past them*
haha sorry thanks
>>71943363
why would i be walking into a wall lol
>>71943211
not worth it until technology allows for real exploration
>>71943411
control the world island
*poos towards you*
>>71943411
why didn't they invade India
>>71943411
remember then the aral sea was a thing
the significant other
>>71943483
they didn't need to, india was very sympathetic to the USSR
>>71943363
*decides to tax them*
This is my estate now, and you bitches are gonna pay up. Every racket you motherfuckers have, I want 20%. You sell a nickel bag in the park, I want my cut.
*has my boys Rocko and Joe smash one of them up to set an example*
The rest of yous gonna get worse than what he got, don't make me come down here again
*shoots him in the legs for good measure*
>>71943519
bit fat isn't she?
>>71943546
alri stringer
>We actually voted to leave the EU
haha absolute madmen
still blowing my mind how easy it is to get free books on the kindle
>>71943585
can you post this with labels
>>71943551
She's American.
eurovision will be awkward this year
>>71943585
I only have it without are nige, sorry
>>71943605
that and unlocking the firestick and using the dash only once. there are so many cheats with amazon . only right since they're scamming us out of wages and taxes
Hey guys. I've just found out a really easy way to identify different types of brown people.
Diamond turban = Indian
White turban = paki/Arab
Black turban = Iranian/iraqian
No turban also = Indian
Braided hair = native Indian
Hope this helps.
>>71943631
nil pwa
>>71943622
that's a shame. fortunately i'm actually english, so. yeah. my great great grandmum came over from camborne
>>71943671
>turban
okay this is a shit method
>>71943673
OH go on
>>71943681
that's a shame
Found another pic of the cat
>>71943719
her house is the big one center left with the red trim
cornwall looks like a piece of shite tbqh
>>71943769
you're right it does
>>71943769
cornish towns are obviously shit
it's the countryside that's good :)
*shags a party girl in fishnets*
*dies of HIV related complications 3 years later*
thinking of getting me piercing removed lads
>>71943519
is she the one who did that really good picture of pulling her shirt up over her tits?
>>71943585
this graph would fail gcse science for not putting a label on either axis
>>71943801
>>71943769
>>71943796
the coastal towns are tight
>>71943895
Not a black in sight
>>71943412
enjoyed this post
>>71943834
>>71943852
>>71943858
You were NOBODY before I picked you up, don't forget that!
gimme that beep beep
vagina
>71943953
excellent post
edit: not giving you a (You) lol
hate it when people are watching tv and they don't pay attention then ask you what's going on
>>71943927
water makes every landscape like 10x better .
without it a beach is just like a quarry
need an aussie or two in the /vocaroo/ thread tbqh
Reading this intresting pamphlet
https://www.docdroid.net/93AQsBm/introducing-marxist-economics.pdf.html
*rubs willy on >>71944004*
>>71944012
my dad does this every 10 minutes
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO GO AND MAKE A CUPPA YOU DUMB CUNT
YOU COULDVE WAITED FOR THE BREAK
GET FUCKED
>>71944043
shall NOT be clicking your dodgy links lad
>>71943858
Good job we're leaving the gcsEU
>>71939298
>>71939298
>>71939298
new>>>>>>>
>>71944057
edgy kids OUT
>>71944079
already said FOY
>resorts to platitudinous vituperation
>>71944061
It's not dodgy scan it for viruses if you want I want to educate brit on Marxism
>>71944135
hi aisha
>>71944112
alri clever clogs can i get that in english please
>>71944104
im posting for aussies desu. I NEED to hear an aussie accent.
>>71944135
xexizy fuck OFF
>>71944112
dont understand this post
alrighty lads, going to get cracking on reading The Children of Men, then probably visit one last time before sleep
bye for now xoxo
god dammit i think the chicken was off
>>71944169
I'm not that twink looking lad
>>71944112
3 foot 8 and built like a congo pygmy
>>71944112
Sounds very dialectical imho
>>71944284
L O N D O N
looking through some pictures that are making it VERY difficult not to do a big wank
>>71944291
it's not
>>71944138
>>71944272
bamboozle'd a cancuck
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZF7HfABxtK
LMAO XDDDDDDDD
>>71944284
what's the width and depth though
>>71944312
Oh.
take a swig from a hipflask before a job interview.
Just to loosen the old tongue
Y/N
HIROHITO HAS DECREED THAT THERE WILL BE NO NEW /BRITS/ FROM HENCEFORTH.
THIS IS THE LAST THREAD, ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS. POST ANY GIMMICK YOU'VE BEEN SAVING.
THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
REPEAT: NOT A DRILL.
*does a native american rain dance*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=380Mh4jqs14
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>>71944450
>>71944450
NEW THREAD
>>71942928
pretty northern to me
Why do I still have acne?