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brotherhood edition
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>>71934774

Wheres my flag?
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nevar forget greenland
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the gf
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>>71934816
Up your butt
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Good afternoon.
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Fuck SoCal
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>>71934855
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>tfw I know almost nothing about any history so I choose to only pay attention to current events
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>>71934855
>>71934882
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>he believes I'm a shill because I'm an educated phoneposter
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>>71934937

>bragging about having Jewlywood
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FUCK Drumpf and FUCK whypipo tbqhwyf
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I want to marry a Mexican and have a pet Canadian.
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>>71934979
t. My economy is based entirely on Silicon Valley
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>>71934979
>>71935054
please get along. this is the brotherhood thread.
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>>71935054

better tech nerds then jews
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>>71934729
I don't know, I want some mena girls as well.
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>>71934774
Deal with it, America
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>>71935076
that's a man
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>Trump is president for the next four years

Loving these liberal tears
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>>71935121
Good meme
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>>71934729
I usually date white girls, myself.
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>>71935150
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>>71935150
Impeachment before 3. Mark it
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>>71935182
Stay buttmad. I need more of your tears.
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>>71935150
How's he been doing anyway.

I don't pay attention to these live action saturday morning cartoons
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>>71935218
>Mike "Fag medicine from Thomas Edison" Pence will be president
I don't think liberals have thought this through
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>>71935100
We have tech nerds too, but they make airplanes and rockets and not phones that violate your privacy and are designed to break down and not be repairable.
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so how active is this thread today
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>>71935218
Bahahaha suuure

>>71935258
Very good 2bh
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FUCK SoCal
>>71935150
eight years*
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>>71935284
It's been quite busy, with a lot of back and forth ad hominems and strawmen from both sides
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>>71935258

>TPP dead

>Immigration reforms (so close to the middle east refugee limitation, but I think were still only accepting half the amount of refugees Obama wanted)

>Banned foreign lobbying forever, becoming a lobbyist after serving in washington for 5 years

>For every 1 regulation made 2 must be removed

the only thing I'm on the fence about right now is his stance towards marijuana. Spicer said that they still stand by medical marijuana but would use federal resources to tackle recreational marijuana. Not sure if they are talking about dispensaries or blackmarket but its not very nice either way.
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>>71935258
lowest approval ratings in history, numerous scandals, trying to do away with net neutrality, environmental protection, hired wall street execs for cabinet picks, already had one pick forced to resign, sperging out on twitter every night

so pretty good by 4chan standards
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>>71935397
>overpopulated
No
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*wiretaps this general*
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>tfw not a smelly yanknigger
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>>71934969
this is admission that you're dumb
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>>71935507
>>71935529
FOLT
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imagine

just imagine

full

time

dentists
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There was a blip in our sensors. I think we might've been tapped. I wonder who it could be?
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>>71935552
suspecting some links between this post and Russian intelligence
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>>71935529
>>71935507
*HEEMS*
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>71935565
>THE
>VILLAGE
>DENTIST
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why are limeys so thirsty for BSA (you)'s?

cant seem to go one hour without some britbong coming here trying to get our attention
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>>71935604
Me
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>>71935476
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>>71935604
It says he's Californian though, baitbong
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FUCK SoCal
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>>71935604
He should be put in a cage and locked away
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>>71935625
They want to fuck
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>superior anglo genes strike again
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Hallo Deutscher
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>>71935686
>Trudeau
>Anglo Genes
He's Franco-Cuban
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>>71935706

>responding to limeys
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>>71935686
He's Cuban
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>>71935686
Don't call that fucking frog an Anglo
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Why are you so obsessed with the BigBritishCock
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somtimes when I pick a big booger and I have nothing to wipe it on I'll call my cat over and pull out a tuft of hair and wrap the booger in the hair then leave it on my desk until I get up to use the bathroom
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>64 posts
>26 IPs
ah yes
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>comes into a northamerican general and claims obsession
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71935773
They're all me samefagging on my phone
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZnKKNdYr60

Jogging the ol Noggin
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>ah yes
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US is still techincally owned by Her Majesty So I have claim over this tbqh
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>>71935773
>what is a general
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>yankcucks
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The queen is gay and I cum on her when I masturbate.
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why is /cum/ and /mena/ the comfiest generals? why must /brit/ stay shit?
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ah yes
people are gnerating oustide mine
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>>71935841
A containment thread for circlejerking flaggots
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Eating dried fish right now, buds
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/cum/ is shit
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doing a massive shit lads
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>>71935896
/carib/ is the comfiest general

brits are just unfriendly, and i believe that they should all die.
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>>71935884
STFU swine
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>>71935896
>>71935929

your mum is shit
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>>71935876
>lightly scorch the white house paint
>get btfo by a tornado
top laff
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>>71935910
So what is he complaining about?
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faggots
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Will anyone ever make a lore as badass as WH40k?
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71935929
I put cum in the queen's shit
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/brit/?

more like /shit/
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>>71935604
good for him
>tfw you'll never be an ayyylium
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>>71935987
Shut UP
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>>71935959
hmmm
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>leave my house
>dont get shot
love britain desu
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*drips my cum into your mothers*
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>>71935951
get out
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so many fucking yanks in this thread

horrible
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got called a racist at Wal-Mart lads
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how can u cri if eyes arent real
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71936044
Not as many as the amount of Yanks in your mother's bedroom
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>>71935891
>>71935891
>>71935891
FOLT
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Why did the bongs target us this time?
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There are countries RIGHT NOW that don't allow you to buy guns. How effeminate and boring.
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>>71936067
tell us what happened buddy
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last time i pay for a hooker desu
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>live in england
>leave house
>detained for not paying my TV license
>return home sobbing, cant bet on the footy tonight
>start making myself a bread sandwich
>police break in and arrest me for not registering my butterknife
>thrown in the pen
>raped by abdul, the neighbor
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>>71936022
shhhh go 2 sleep
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>>71936082
They're obsessed
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>>71936101
Why?
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just came here to say i put my big anglo cock in your yank mothers
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>>71936082

because our general is genuinely cancer and now we must perform our national duty of colonisation
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>>71936101
Stop posting this
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In which fucking thread am i
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ah yes love this pretending Mexico is actually part of this general gimmick
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america is gay
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does /cum/ have any memes or gimmicks
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*swoops into the thread like a bird of prey and fucking clotheslines two yanks into the dust with my outspread arms*

Good evening gents
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>>71936160
he's an ok guy
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is america the same as the united states?
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america on the left
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>>71936160
>>71936166
>>71936168
>>71936186
>>71936196

this is now a /brit/ colony
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>ah yes love this pretending Mexico is actually part of this general gimmick
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what the fuck are we being raided by /brit/
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>>71936086
>There are states RIGHT NOW that don't allow you to buy guns.
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/brit/ will rule the world
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>>71936210
Don't reply to me.
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>>71936146
Sorry, we're better. Our culture has seeped into every country.
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>yanks in brit

>yanks complain about brits on vum
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT6u0bE6vTw

this is going to be last leafpositing
they deserve it.
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*blocks your path*
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>>71934850
>Lakota is a real country.
>Arizona isn't with Texas
>Cascadia has Californian land
>Canada owns Alaska

3/10
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>>71936210
that guy sounds based
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Going for a smoke and waiting for the Brits to clear out then we can get down to buisness
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*flies over Arkansas*
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>>71936168
not anymore

>>71936140
not worth the money to be quite frankly

>>71936147
last time i swear
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broken britain
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yanks were a mistake
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>>71936237

Are you sure you want to go down this road?
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yanks?

more like, wanks!
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post slags lads
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>>71936277
*downs your plane with missile*
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just heemed a yank lads
its funny how weak and tubby they are
guess guns have damaged their society in worse ways than the terrible murder rates
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this is now /blair/
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>>71936305
Those kids were fucking owned. Nice
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>President Fart
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Why are Canadians so nice outside of /pol/? Serious question.

I love Canada btw
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>>71936275

>scroll up

>crickets

there is no business to get back to, you know you're secretly enjoying this
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>>71936318
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They are at least better than the commie mulatto.
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>>71936335
trumpxmay
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thanks but no yanks
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just did a massive, stinking president lads
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>>71936366
May using him for money
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>>71936365
This

>>71936361
The only good Canadians post on /cum/
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why is /cum/ such a dead general?
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>>71936229
>there are states RIGHT NOW that don't allow you to carry a concealed firearm unless you have a permit
>they allow urban sprawl and let corporations put up ugly billboards, ruining nature's beauty
Buncha flatlander cucks
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>>71936365
True
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>the poonited sharts of arsemerica
can it be saved?
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>>71936335
what the fuck
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>>71936379
good lad
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>there are americans out there who do not agree with this

topkek, might as well move to Russia m8
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The Burning of Washington was a British attack against Washington, D.C., the capital of the United States, during the War of 1812. On August 24, 1814, after defeating the Americans at the Battle of Bladensburg, a British force led by Major General Robert Ross occupied Washington and set fire to many public buildings, including the White House (known as the Presidential Mansion at the time) and the Capitol, as well as other facilities of the U.S. government.[2] The attack was in part a retaliation for the recent American destruction of Port Dover in Upper Canada. It marks the only time in U.S. history that Washington, D.C. has been occupied by a foreign force.
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>>71936406
>urban sprawl in Arkansas
no lol
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remember when the Yanks had their own general but it died
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hate everyone i interact with
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O B S E S I O N A D O
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>forced general
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>>71936445
>>71936468
>>71936456
>>71936439
>>71936442
>>71936431

>says the fucking weeb brit
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>>71936445
I agree with it
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>>71936406
Two unrelated things.
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i got big plans nigga,
big plans...
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why does tony blair routinely wear clothes which say "things" on them?
dont get that meme
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>>71936503
That might of hurt if it didn't come from a subhuman spic
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this is now a /brit/ thread
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>>71936458
What about your gun laws? Got any?
>>71936486
I really only like my wife, and that's not even always the case.
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drinking Guinness and eating camembert
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>>71936460
Es ist schon eine Weile her. Wie geht es dir?
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i am the sun
and the air

wicked wicked
jungle is massive
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>>71936548
>What about your gun laws? Got any?
Very few
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If I just crossed the US border and lived in Washington as an illegal immigrant, how long would I be able to get away with it?
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By the power of dubs I banish thee Brits. This is and always will be a /cum/ thread.
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might do a 'cide lads
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>>71936458
Every American city has problems with urban sprawl.
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KILL
ALL
CACS
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>>71936532
She was Argentine
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>>71936587
nice one yank

>>71936586
>yankniggers
>deporting
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Who /drinking/
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>>71936604
theres ways to fix it
someone (a german guy) has a picture that could help you
i'll get him to post it to you
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>>71936507
They sure are. Neither are true for me, though.
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>>71936641
me
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KILL
ALL
YANK
SCUM
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>>71936641

if I didnt have an early AM class tomorrow, I would
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>>71936587
wahey you fat blubbery cunt
*flicks you really hard on the ear and you eyes begin to water from the pain but you try and hide it*
waheeyy
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why is /cum/ so slow and boring compared to /brit/
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>42%
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>>71936623
same thing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc
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>>71936623
>she

Wtf.
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>>71932932
>>71932932
>>71932932
>>71932932

new thread boys
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>>71936604
Whatever you say bud
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just spaffed in my lasses minge lads

hope shes not up the duff
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legitimately think there are more Americans on /brit/ than here. Sad!
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>>71936580
Need permits for open or concealed carry?
>>71936604
>city
Cities are the problem.
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>>71936677

The starkest difference is at late night (here).

Yank hours on /brit/ are leagues better than gay hours on /cum/.
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Best beverage coming through
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>>71936670
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?? KEK, HEAR ME!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*shoots dubs beam at brits*
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Did somebody say brotherhood?
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>>71936362
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best yank cities lads? (inc canada ofc)
i reckon:
>nyc
>sf
>austin
>portland
>pittsburgh
>ottawa
>vancouver
>st johns
>charlotte
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>people that put soundtracks to porn compilations
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>>71936717
/cum/ is rightful /brit/ property

we have total authority here
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>>71936752
>Opera
>>
>>71936757

> O T T A W A
>PUTTING O T T A W A IN A BEST CITIES LIST

Go home, you're drunk
>>
>>71936765
delete this picture of me
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>>71936712
I guarantee you if I zoom onto Little Rock I will see a bunch of single use suburbs with strip malls everywhere.

>>71936723
>Cities are the problem.
American urban planning is the problem.
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Me
>>
>>71936765
are tim
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>open up /cum/
>its now /brit/
THIIIIIIINGS CAN ONLY GET BETTAAAAH
>>
going to succumb to a poo soon
>>
>>71936723
You need one for concealed carry, not sure what the open carry laws are like
>>
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>tfw united against a common enemy

True brotherhood thread

>Perfidious Albion being shit as usual
>>
people talk about urban planning a lot more on this general
that is certainly relevant to my interests
>>71936800
only remotely interesting city in middle canada
>>
>>71936831
I guarantee that if you zoom onto Little Rock you'll see what looks like a bombed out shithole full of niggers
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>applying for a permit to conceal something
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>>71936881
hm
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this is tim farron

he is a right-wing fascist nutjob and he will be PM in 2020 so get ready because he hates america and has said he wants to nuke washington
>>
Alright! Enough bullshit! This is my final attempt.
I'M CALLING ON THE POWER OF QUADS!!!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*fires a quads beam at brits*
>>
applying for a permit to trim my hedge lads
>>
step brother just sent me this.
>>
>>71936757

new orleans obviously
>>
>>71936651
daneposter is a nonce
>>
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>>71936875
>only remotely interesting city in middle canada

He's right though, it may be our capital but it's still just a government town. Absolutely nothing to do there.
>>
>>71936849
>You need one for concealed carry
Too restrictive. You must overthrow the state government of Arkansas in order to uncuck yourself. Good luck.
>>
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>HOW MANY FUCKING LEAVES SHOULD WE PUT ON IT
>>
might succumb to a wank
>>
/cum/? More like /dumb/

HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE
>>
>>71936919
OUR TIM!

Lib Dems 2020!
>>
>>71936983
JUST FUCK MY FLAG UP
>>
>>71936757
unironically Nashville, I had a great time there
>>
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need you off a cliff sunshine
>>
hah hah hah... I'm all out of power... I'm sorry... I failed you all. Why, Kek?
>>
>>71936999

Trips confirm
>>
>>71936919
do NOT smear Tim
he'll be part of the radical centrist revival 2020-21
spearheaded by julian castro
>>
>>71936757
>including ottawa over montreal

you dont know shit, also toronto is better than pittsburgh and austin
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what's wrong with him?
>>
*pees on your shoes while your sitting in the adjacent stall*
>>
>/cum/

more like... SCUM
>>
... American guy hanging out near me on 4chan .... Hummmm ???
>>
What's everyones' 'Bucks order?

I get a grande dark roast no room, and when its hot, a venti iced coffee. black. no sugar.
>>
>>71937065
ottawa is aesthetic
i'm sure theres loads of stuff to do in houston and los angeles they just look like such shitholes that i don't rate them AT ALL
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decided to reveal my face
>>
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>>71937055
Dubs confirm
>>
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EL BRITANICO: DURANTE SU
NIÑEZ... ES OBLIGADO A ORDEÑAR
CABRAS..VACAS... LIMPIAR ESTABLOS
``EL BRITANICO ``SIEMBRA`` PAPAS. CEBOLLAS`` Y HACE TRABAJOS
AGRARIOS!!..el BRITANICO NO SE BAÑA , NO ESTUDIA ,
NO VA A LA ESCUELA , AL COLEGIO NO VA A LA UNIVERSIDAD ES UN SER IGNORATE TORPE,
CERRADO , BRUTO , ESTUPIDO , SOEZ , REPUGNANTE

-QUE ES BRITANICO EN ``LATÌN ???

*``INDIUS HEDIONDUS MONUS``

¿ COMO RECONOCER A UN BRITANICO ES LA COSA MÁS FACIL, AQUI CITAMOS SUS PRINCIPALES CARACTERISTICAS:

0- SON FEOS, HORRIBLES, ABYECTOS, INSIGNIFICANTES...HEDIONDOS
1- SON PALIDOS, COLOR LECHE, PARECEN SEMEN
2- SON ENANOS, 1M50 A 1M60, PARECEN DUENDES COSANGUINEOS
3- SON PATAS CORTAS O PATA CHUECA , VERDADEROS ENGENDROS DE LA NATURALEZA
4- NO TIENEN CULO, NI HOMBRES NI MUJERES
5- NO TIENEN CUELLO, PARECEN GUSANOS CON LODO
6- TIENEN LA TREMENDA NARIZ, DE CONDOR, O TUCAN
7- SON CHIMUELOS, YA LOS ESPAÑOLES LOS LLAMABAN ASI
8- SON ACHINADOS Y NO TIENEN PÁRPADOS
9- TIENEN POMULOS SALIENTES
10- TIENEN LA CARA REDONDA E HINCHADA , ESTOS CARA DE GUANACO
>>
>>71936808
Gut zu hören. Ich habe noch nicht geduscht und ich weiß nicht, dass ich heute werde. Also, würdest du mir etwas bitte antworten? Was ist dein Lieblingsessen?
>>
>>71936875
car free pedestrianized cities when?
>>
>>71937133
>black
>no sugar
Only way to do it
>>
>>71937133
This triggered me
>>
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I started talking with an old female friend of mine, buds
>>
>>71937121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBXLT7VZsHM
>>
why wont my hangnail go away
>>
>>
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wtf I hate Donald Drumpf now lads
>>
>>71937176
Shes hot in a weird way
>>
>>71937176
That's at the top of the guineas factory isnt it? Crowded as the east coast
>>
>>71937216
MUH
>>
NO! I CAN'T GIVE UP!! I WON'T GIVE UP!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
>>
>>71937155
si, pero tenemos cabezas
>>
>>71937228
SHITTY IRISH STOUT
>>
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GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!! FUCK DUBS!!! I'LL JUST USE MY OWN POWER!
>>
Literally had a fish bone stuck in my finger
>>
>>71937155
>esc britanico
>esc tengo culaso
>>
>drinking black coffee
whats the point? just put some milk and some sugar/sweetener in there
>>
>>71937277

Ponlo, o no te creo.

Y no te creo que seas británico, son aún más ignorantes que los americanos, y eso ya es decir.
>>
>>71937142
I never mentioned houston or LA, theyre auto centric nightmares. Also, what do you mean by "middle canada"? There's atlantic canada, eastern canada, the prairies and western canada. And very little of ottawa is aesthetic. Parliament hill is nice sure.. but most of the government offices were built in the 60s, quebec city has far more history.

Here's a better list:

>nyc
>montreal
>boston
>san fransisco
>portland
>seattle
>vancouver
>chicago
>st johns
>charlotte
>new orleans
>honululu
>san diego
>quebec city
>>
how are the mexicans treated in /cum/?

are they treated like the subhuman scum they are like we treat the irish in /brit/?
>>
>>71937316
Are you a 16 year old girl?
>>
>>71937316
>drinking coffee
>>
just eaten an entire triangle of brie
>>
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>>71937335
>says the inbred weeb
>>
>being british
>>
>>71937316
I don't like the taste of that, though. I like black coffee with my oatmeal, which is sweet enough with maple syrup.
>>
>>71937320
jaja si soy guiri de corazon
el sangre de los reinos fluye por mis venas
>>
>>71937335
they never post lmao
>>
>>71937316
I like the black coffee. I like iced black coffee too. People are always confused when I order it.
>>
>>71937397
did i give you permission to speak?
>>
>>71937316
tastes really good when the beans arent burnt or shit.

Been drinking coffee black for so long that adding sugar makes it taste bad for me.
>>
>>71937367
would you prefer it if i was ;)

>>71937368
reddit or northern?

>>71937411
>oatmeal
dyou mean porridge?

>>71937457
>i like the black coffee
jaja hola compa
>>
>>71937510
thanks for the (you)

NOT

YOU DIDNT GIVE ME ONE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE IZDIOT
UGH
>>
american
boi
pucci
>>
Genuinely surprised this general still exists
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hay nuevo? ha desaparecido los yanquis
>>
everyone get back in /brit/

I'm about to make a big post that will go down in history
>>
making a crap, buddies
>>
>>71937510
is porridge what brits call oatmeal? i don't eat the stuff so don't know.
>>
going out to 7-11 dudes
can i buy you anything?
>>
>>71937506
>>71937506
>>71937506
>>71937506
>>
>>71937859
coffee crisp please
>>
>>71937866
why do you retards keep making threads early?
>>
>>71937510
>porridge
No, I mean oatmeal. The word I used most accurately represents the thing I eat every morning, much like the word "semen" best describes what you eat most often.
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