/brit/

cara

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distinct lack of meme city posters of late

hope they're ok

>>71872339
meme city here. still planning on leaving in the next week

bit rainy and shitty
shame we've had such good weather past few days but i couldnt go out

>>71872339
right here m8, not been on much lately. bit depressed because >>71872368 is leaving :(

>>71872368

w-where?

alri

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sorry about the thumbnail, source 404d and I forgot to search for the full image.

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Brisbanite edition

very drunk lads

>>71872420
good lad

>wake up
>morning sex with gf
>snooze & cuddle for a bit before she leaves
>go for very satisfying morning dump, making particularly funny faces in the mirror
>it's a no-wiper
>drink a lot of very cold and refreshing water
>sunlight and fresh air blasting into my room as I lay in bed browsing the so called 'chon

FANTASTIC start to the weekend ngl

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday
The regular crowd shuffles in

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>>71872439
really happy for you mate

>>71872439
sounds magnificent
where's this so-called sun?

phimosis still post? hope he didn't do the ol' 'cide

>>71872497
i used to be a phi-poster a few years ago, got the ol' sniparoo

hope ed never comes back

>>71872468
Oy cunt, shove the fuckin keyboard up your fuckin arse and put the game on

unironically used to have phimosis but fixed it by stretching, it's no reason to do a 'cide or a 'cise

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about to get /on it/ ngl

Donald Trump just tweeted a picture of Schumer having donuts with Putin. This is goalpost moving. The issue is not that nobody can meet with Russians, it's that your administration held secret meetings and lied about them, Russia hacked our election, and the GOP platform became pro Putin.

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https://order-order.com/2017/03/03/farage-knighted-russia-today/

can't find my comfy pyjama bottoms which is weird because i never leave my bed
gonna do the ol spongebob squarepant, /brit/ and cookie clicker all day
i know what you're thinking but don't worry I'm only pretending to be a loser

There's a bogan sitting next to me
Threat'ning violence to me and my kin

>>71872620
>england

alarm on my phone is going off across the room but cba getting up and turning it off. really annoying 2bh

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>"it's a no-wiper"

This Yank at the bar is no friend of mine
Thinks he can post for free
And he's quick with a 'mick or to talk politic
But there's someplace I'd rather he be (>>>/cum/)

>>71872674
BAA BAABAABAA BAABAABAABAA

the 'hubs being fucking slow again
also what the fuck is this new captcha shit, i cba to read 'doing a poo' let alone this crap

getting the band back together

>>71872672
it's when you do a single wipe and the paper comes back clean

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>>71872513
satisfied the Joo

here have a lingot

90% of the hate nickelback got / gets was / is unjustified

there are far less talented artists to make fun of.

>>71872752
yh like your MUM !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA

>>71872752
>being on 4chan
>not understanding that n*ckelback should be banned by the geneva conventions

Just woke up feeling a bit grotty

Having a poo now it stings a bit because I ate fried chicken yesterday and it was spicy

Anus aches a bit for some reason. Happens sometimes when I poo. Something to do with the nerves there I guess.

This one's gonna take a lot of wiping.

Then I'm gonna make coffee and try to think of something to do with my weekend. I'll probably just end up playing For Honor on my own.


Embarrassing.

>>71872763
Mate is moving to NZ in a month or so...any advice la?

I think he should work for a vineyard.

J U X T A P O S I T I O N
U
S
T
>>71872776

>>71872439

>>71872439
*ruins your weekend*

>>71872480
haha so british

*stares ponderously into wardrobe*

think I'll wear my diabolical dictator outfit today

all of the memories so close to me just fade away

all this time you were pretending, so much for my happy ending

>>71872780
pack as many crisp packets as you can, theres fuckall selection here
be prepared to despise every single ad campaign
replace your unyielding hatred of south asians with that of those of the orient
wear sunscreen, you burn about 350 times faster
dno fuckall about getting a job

i ate her out, it was a friday night

also: they call crisps 'chippies', sweets 'lollies', the working class 'tradies' and pounds 'bucks', pardon the pun

>>71872898
dunno about NZ but some tradies here earn $100k + if they're self employed

>>71872898
Believe all of these except 'chippies'

legislative idea: a ban on all foreign elective campaigns taking place in our nation.

>>71872913
it's chips, not chippies

>>71872811
Thanks

I want other people to have an uneventful weekend like me too

>pom wants to move from one shithole tiny island to another

hmm fitting

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>>71872910
This, since I was a kid electricians and plumbers have been middle class

>>71872961
yeah it's fucked, i go to the best uni in the country and won't make as much as the good tradies my first year out

>>71872961
tbf a lot of london-based plumbers and stuff are quite wealthy, it's just that all their money goes into rent unless they bought a place decades ago
Is it a much more competitive business then?

>>71872948
first Australian post i've so much as smirked at in seven months

'neuxposting is the best part of /pol/

>>>/pol/115183894

>>71872993
I like to think of it as a tradie bubble

many kids in school now are being drawn to the profession due to high wages but once there is an oversupply, the amount they can charge will go down.

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They say fashion is cyclical. All I want to know is when this magic will be back in style.

>>71873038
oh right that makes sense actually. oh well, business idea: move to ausnz needs some work still

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Had half a pint of this yesterday, paid £4.20 for the privilege.

It was good.

>>71873076
the reason there aren't many atm has something to do with lack of apprenticeship placements though so it's still not THAT easy to get into unless you already have some sort of qualification

i dunno the specifics i'm not a bluecollar runt

>>71873095
same i guess, I'm middle class and at a good uni just doing a mickey-mouse degree (first year, thinking about switching to apprenticeship) and if I can't land a cushy career in the Foreign Office then I don't want a 'real' job

>>71873091
>9%

It's like Special Brew for poofs

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*queefs*

>>71873154
why is this image posted so frequently? Is it all you?

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>>71873166
ayy

i am also the creator of other gimmick classics such as "THAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD" and am the Brisbanearselad

>71873179
Dismal.

>>71873179
hmm wow what an impressive portfolio
*throws it away*

>>71872913
>>71872926
its either 'potato chips' (formal) or 'chippies' (informal)
i was as disturbed as you

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>>71872439

normaltons OUT!

Anyone else's memory change? I remember dozing off in the college lounge couch, and every time I think back to this I "remember" someone sitting next to me and facing me (curved couch), but I know for a fact this was impossible because I had set my stuff at the edge of the couch where nobody would be able to sit.

>>71873238
they moved it

Is this "lass" on BBC Breakfast a tranny?

Gonnna go eat some muesli and bran flakes tbqh

>>71873263
If someone had been there facing me I would certainly remember saying something to them though.

me dad's been staying up til 5AM these days. it's really cutting into my personal time. like what the fuck.

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the gf

>>71873306
>tfw can sympathize completely with this meme statement

Waiting until my parents fall asleep so I can actually do something without micromanagement.

WTF is this Uber thing?

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Woman on the train the other day must have been 6'5, built like a brick shit house.

Couldn't work out if it was a tranny or not. Must be shit for her if she's an actual women and people's first though upon seeing her is 'Is that a tranny?'

im very thankful for how little discussion about japanese stuff there generally is in these threads, gets really annoying on imageboards

>>71873331
Excellent bud

>malta primarily of semitic arab origin
>average iq of 97

really electrolytes my sensory web

just boarded a bus lads

serial fare dodger on my bus lads

You are now breathing manually

>>71873361
sit next to a pretty girl

you just noticed that your foreskin is tangled up

driving this bus full of bent runts

>>71873373
here...just take your upvote...

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>>71873394
>he's uncut

Why do middle-class women think being a mum is some huge achievement?

would literally starve to death without my foreman grill

>>71873413
Raising kids is a full time job, how dare you discriminate against her?

>>71873417
used to just pour all the grease back over the steak desu

would do thermal farts afterwards

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

mmmm

>>71873431
look nice

>>71873450
A+
have this one saved in my vocaroo folder

We are, however, deeply concerned about the appearance of South of Forgiveness on the events list. In its current format, the event will see a rapist given a platform to talk about the rape he committed, where his narrative will unavoidably be given equal weight to that of the survivor’s. By giving the rapist in question a platform to relay their narrative, the event will inevitably encourage the normalisation of sexual violence instead of focussing on accountability and root causes of this violence. This is also problematic as it sets problematic precedent for rapists, suggesting they can be platformed and applauded simply for admitting to rape they have committed, and may even encourage rapists to contact survivors, an action that could severely disrupt their process of healing.

>>71873443
Fuck off Rupert.

just had a very painful poo

fucking anal fissures

*enters thread with a WWE mic and starts boastfully trash-talking everyone*

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh
post vocaroos

when will the ethnic cleansing of south africa take place

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

>>71873517
it's nearly over isn't it?

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HS2 isn't going to happen is it lads

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This squeaky midget comes up to you and tries to wrestle you. What do you do?

>>71873413
handling jobs and kid is difficult

which one of you shitheads keeps blocking Tim's car in?

>>71873579
unfortunately they've already started construction

>>71873579
As a butthurt notherner im particularly looking forward to part 2 or HS3, but that's properly never EVER

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WEW LADS

>>71873635
idont give a single shit about NI

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>>71873632
>notherner

>>71873600
They sit at home drinking wine all day while the nanny raises the bairn, you fool

>>71873635
what does this mean for a pleb like me

>>71873652
nannies are expensive as fuck mate

*virgin walks past you lads having your drinks*

>>71873579
It'll be outdated by the time it is finished. lel

>>71873655
DUP (unionists) won again but SF (nationalists) are gaining popularity

>>71873655
It means support for DUP has collapsed.

People in Northern Ireland are choosing the EU over the UK.

off to the NHS march

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Who will serve me my sandwich????????

Who will serve me my coffee?????????????

>>71873655
Means we need to annex Ireland before it's too lTE

>>71873683
>>71873686
>>71873709
Interesting, hmm, very interesting.

>>71873635
don't particularly care, but absolutely HOWLING that Foster's still not resigned, what in the fuck

@tripfag
ahh excellent a screenshot, shall skim it
hmm ok it's an angry southerner pretending that London's extraordinary growth in comparison to the rest of the UK is a result of Londoners being better people, very insightful

>>71873618

prove it

>>71873686
t. mong

>>71873706
Perfectly valid point.

What, are going to give schoolkids a week off again to pick potatoes?

>>71873706
Don'tunderstand this meme

sixth time this week

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>7 hour of football tonight

Feels like xmas

>>71873733
They don't want a hard border, mate.

Prove me wrong.

just been told I'm too mentally ill to go the ski trip I had already paid for
wahey

on a scale of 1-10 how would you rate the service aboard silverlink trains

>>71873754
been watching different sports for the last 6 hours

>>71873756
Think the SF support is mostly because of Unionist party fuck ups (see: Arlene Foster) than EU stuff

>>71873781
Cric and rug?

7s are garbage

>>71873739
Gormless out-of-touch middle-class London freak on QT this week basically claiming English people don't work in the services industry and if we kick out all the EU nationals from the UK (something she was told will not happen), then there will be no one to serve her in Pret.

morning choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU

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>>71873783
That does not account for the nearly 10% swing since Brexit was announced.

I'M

TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT

SO SEXY IT HUUUURTS

How much time would I have to spend living in the UK before I would be considered an honorary bong?

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>why yes m'lady i do indeed watching millionaires kick a ball around and occasionally pretending to be injured

>>71873826
You have to marry one of our third generation desi girls and pop out some kids

>>71873796
In London?

This is accurate.

>>71873817
mate the RHI scandal was a big deal over here

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I want my darling Tarquin and George to be taught French and Spanish by French and Spanish people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>71873790
close. cric, nrl and supercars

>>71873817
it was like £500m's worth of tax i think
consider how shit the NI economy is, that's quite something

>>71873836
So was Brexit, Remain won overwhelmingly.

>>71873840
who is this semen demon?

>he isn't a millionaire who watches other millionaires kick a ball around

lamo at the bank accountlets

Someone babbling in Italian outside my window

Might lob some Dolmio at them

>>71873862
Some scabby hag with a pussy like a melted welly top.

gonna go outside for a cheeky cig
brb

>>71873840
One of the UK's biggest strengths is it's universities.

Brexit directly threatens our ability to secure the best academics available, and the universities will suffer because of it.

>>71873884
EU nationals are not being booted out you fucking thick cunt.

>>71873884
>One of the UK's biggest strengths is it's universities.

wrong, it's diversity

>>71873901
Idiot

>>71873911
Cretin

>>71873911
gay virgin idiot

>>71873901
They are being told to prepare to leave the country. All evidence points to them being kicked out.

Even then, that doesn't help new academics who want to come in and work.

>>71873877
smoking is bad for you

>>71873937
They can come in on a visa, same as academics from the rest of the world

could use a snog and a snuggle... x

>>71873937
No. They. Are. Not.

I'm Irish, but I have a Scottish accent and surname

this is what happens when pakis try to think>>71873937

>>71873937
gay virgin paki idiot

>>71873951
Still, more difficult, more expensive, sure to turn some off, doesn't guarantee ability to stay here long term.

>>71874023
And why do you assume the best academics come from Romania or France rather than the US or China?

>>71873958
Prove it.

>>71872497
yes
>>71872339
i was going to give a weather update last night because it was so humid but i forgot

alright I'll be the one to say
tfw no gf

Ah yes politics

Nothing better on a Saturday morning

Just choked whilst eating an omelette and now I've got a fragment of mushroom stuck up my nostril

is tim on the dole?

>>71874093
i imagine so, cant conceive the nutter working

>>71874093
Trust fund baby

>>71874044
Because most of the best academics from China and the US stay in the China and US.

My own department is filled with Spanish, French, German, Hungarian, Polish, Italian scholars.

>>71874093
disability I'd imagine

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>you will NEVER embrace a naked female body

>>71874119
I have hehehe

>>71874103
>polish scholars

>>71873761
ill with what, who told you?

>>71873947
ive only been smoking for a year. it's not something im going to do for too long.

can't imagine having so much passion for a particular subject that i became a professional student

>>71874074
rip

>>71874130
Yes, she's lovely. Was maybe going to be my dissertation supervisor but the university decided we needed an Egyptologist more than a Scottish archaeologist, so her contract's up in about a year or so. Shame.

Why do London people constantly tell us that diversity is a strength?

Are they incapable of accepting and understanding that the rest of the UK looks at London and simply does not want to be like that?

Academia is a meme

>>71874124
FONT

>>71874146
hahaha me too
t. been smoking three years, only 2 a day atm though

why are southerners perpetually butthurt about northerners for no reason

>>71874164
>Are they incapable of accepting and understanding that the rest of the UK looks at London and simply does not want to be like that?

Are you incapable of recognising and controlling racist outbursts like this?

>>71873854
>v8 supercars

Noice. Bike guy myself senpai.

GAS
THE
JEWS
lads

>>71874178
Imagine a racist autistic.

That'd be something.

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>>71874194
agreed

Do moms have Sex with their baby sons. Do they pull /play with their sons dick while changing diapers?

>>71873854
>supercars
alri bogan

>>71874146
>im addicted but im not going to be addicted for long (wishful thinking)

look at the top of his head!

bit racist lads

Just did the biggest, greasiest, and most satisfying president in a while lads

Slipped out like a greased otter he did. What a president.

>>71874188
been getting into the bikes more and more of the last few years.

it's a comfy night starting with moto3 in the evening and finishing with motogp at night.

havent watched much superbike tho

>>71874215
what makes you think im addicted? is it not possible to smoke casually? i stopped smoking in december just to prove i could, and i had no problem. i started smoking weed everyday tho, but that's neither here nor therre.

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>someone mentions leeds
>remember that time i got anally fingerbanged in the toilets by a paki

>>71874244
yeah it gets harder and harder to stop smoking though. im the 2 a day lad and its a bad shit going a day without one and on the second day im a ratty little cunt

>>71874271
you were probably asking for it you little slut

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wonder what it's like to be a sport-watching runt

i mean, i like playing basketball but wouldn't watch it in a million years

Got a £5 on the footie today lads, £80 if it comes off woiiii

I know fuck all about kickball but my laddy mate who does well on betting tipped me off haha

>>71874291
basketball and aussie rules are particuarly terrible spectator sports cause the points are so frequent that they're virtually meaningless

Dr Carson, I'm CIA

>>71874291
went to a football game a few weeks ago

>grown men getting really irate and upset over a bunch of people they don't know kicking a ball around
>hating a group of other men that prefer the ball-kickers wearing a different coloured top (none of whom they know)

Was embarrassing.

>>71874277
>and on the second day im a ratty little cunt

here's what i noticed when i quit for a month. the first week was tough. and there was one pivotal moment i found a cigarette in an empty pack and had to really force myself not to light it. but after a week it really becomes as much of a habit not to smoke as it was smoking. that's what it is, a habit. you smoke with a coffee, or you smoke in your car, or you smoke at work. so it's tough at first to do those thing with a cigarette. but, at least in my personal experience, after a few weeks i had just gotten used to not smoking and it was alright. so if you want to totally cut it out (cause it is super bad for your health) then really you've just got to power through that first couple weeks, but after a while you'll get over it.

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>>71874334
FUARK FORGOT PIC

Well, first, thank you for the kind words, because it’s not easy. It’s a life-long journey and it’s something I won’t stop until I have my feet underground. There are simple rules that I have always lived by that are constants. Number one, I try to drink as much water as humanly possible each and every day. A gallon to a gallon-and-a-half of water. Two, I try not to eat past dark. Except for the fact that I now have to squeeze another workout in at midnight, so that’s not exactly possible for me right now. Three, I don’t drink soft drinks. Period. End of story. Diet, any of that crap, none of it. Period. I don’t drink any of it. Four, just understand that 75 percent of what you look like is predicated by what you put in your mouth. At the end of the day, do it for yourself, do it for the people you love, and you’ll feel a hell of a lot better each morning when you wake up if you eat better and you train. Sedentary is the killer of humanity. Let that be a lesson.

Gf is really good looking and it makes me feel nice when we walk around together

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this is a picture of my boyfriend, his name is Ferris

>>71874336
went to a rugby match when i was a kid and there was this fat bald guy there by himself yelling at the players the whole time, then he left when it became apparent that his team wasn't going to win

will never understand normies

>>71874342
yeah i agree, i dont think it's as hard as some people claim either (but then again im not 40 a day), but a year or so ago id have no problem just going cold turkey
im like you though i dont really want to quit yet, just keeping it in check to make sure i dont go beyond the point of very difficult return

>>71874382
he's cute! :3

>>71874164
Londoners have been conditioned to think being overwhelmed by the shit from the third world is great for them.

Those that seen through this nonsense have now fled to Surrey, Essex, etc.

Those that remain are ignored by the rest of the country

Fuck trump for real what a prick idc if downvotes come. Hope you find people have a great weekend. I work American made manufacturing shout out to my bros.

>>71874388
normies don't get angry at sports

>>71874178
>everything i don't like is rayciss reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hilarious you can't actually answer the question.

>>71874396
>but then again im not 40 a day

yeah those people are in deep, for sure.

i know it's stupid and bad for me. i guess the only reason i haven't stopped is because i don't actually think i'll die from it if i don't make it a lifelong happen. idk. i have noticed a sharp pain in my right lung from time to time when i take deep breaths. not sure if it's the smoking, or the 8-10 hours a day of breathing in welding fumes for two years.

>>71874436
the guy seemed like a typical beer gut middle-aged bogan, pretty normie to me

*cums on your face*

any real news of note today lads?

>>71874466
a tragic normie

just found cum on my face wtf i hate my life

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*orders a plain white repaint*

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so close yet so far

>>71874507
the northern irish stuff's quite noteworthy
otherwise it's just same old shit-talking trump doing something dumb, stuff about may's posturing over brexit, and people angry/pleased with labour

>>71874537
surprised there isn't some sort of neighbourhood ordinance against painting buildings like that

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>>71874453
>>71874396
What do you lads smoke?

>>71874546
what's going on there?

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what books u lot readin

>>71874583
Don Quixote

>>71874537
Jesus fuck, whoever lives there needs to be gassed.

>>71874583
Communist 'festo

>>71874559
one full-strength after i wake up, either embassy no.1 or lucky strike, and then one with about 0.6 niccy like a cheap rothmans, or instead a few silk cut silvers (0.1 niccy, tastes like air)
what the heck am i looking at here?

>>71874580
Sinn Fein got one seat less than DUP (i think might be uup lel) in assembly elections, Sinn Fein (the republicans) usually get a lot fewer than that

>>71874583
monkey see monkey do

>>71874583
Meditations and some book about personal finance

>>71874619
>live in 2 square foot council house shithole
>decide to paint the outside for the kids
Let them have their fun, I see no problem with it.

>>71874537
state of that window frame on the right

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such a great girl, underminning white cisheteronormative society just like her dad

>>71874628
weird, i was gonna post this but went with don quixote instead

4 happy birthdays on my facebook so far lads

got 9 last year hoping to beat that x

>>71874583
History of the Peloponnesian War by Thucydides

Cyropedia and Anabasis by Xenophon

Histories by Polybius

Histories and Annals by Tacitus

Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar

Parallel Lives by Plutarch

my world of warcraft account has a time-lost proto-drake

>>71874537

i like it
brightens up a dismal area

>>71874583
mein kampf

>>71874660
>paint the outside for the kids

Nope it's some reddit programme aimed at adults.

>>71874683
all at once? fuck me they're a complete chore to read individually

>>71874698

Is it any good

>>71874628
more of a pamphlet than a proper book

>>71874537
2bh shit like this is a clear pointer to manic depression

>>71874683
>History of the Peloponnesian War by ThucydidesHistories by Polybius
>Histories and Annals by Tacitus
>Commentarii de Bello Civili and Commentarii de Bello Gallico by Julius Caesar
read these myself, good work fella.

>>71874714
Yes, just wait until you find out who's behind everything"

>>71874687
wew, how long did you camp for that thingy? Always tried for the green drake from that daily quest but no luck.

>tfw never got the ZA bear (during TBC) because my guild was shite

Fav. mount was the white war bear tbqh, not sure how I got it.

Flyer: Nether-ray

squat day today

still getting into the groove after my 9-10 weeks off

>>71874707
It's on Cartoon Network. But even if it is adults, do you not appreciate them brightening up their shitty russia-tier neighbourhood?

>>71874689
This is also how I feel about it.

>>71874750
i camped it for about 2 days maybe, i got pretty lucky

the only reason i was camping it in the first place was because my friend was also doing it and asked me to come along, and i ended up getting it before he did

Lena Dunham is the voice of our generation

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>>71874559

i generally like to pay for games but i think i might just torrent ETS2
its got too much dlc to buy

>>71874780
GOAT cigarette right here

won't smoke anything else

>>71874780
you complete and utter faggot

>>71874789
never got the appeal of vidya like that

my favourite smoke before i quit was pall mall blues

>>71874827
i thought it was silly before i played it but its just really relaxing

>smoking in the current year

>>71874827
comfy and autismo

>>71874840
what are the minimum requirements

SMOKERS ARE JOKERS
SMOKERS ARE JOKERS
SMOKERS ARE JOKERS

Madeline McCann was murdered by her parents 4 days before she was supposedly abducted

>>71874887
proofs??

>>71874801
how much are fags in the home of the whopper?

>>71874887

she was chucked in the sea before the police were called

>>71874801

aye, every other cigarette brand i've tried has always had a strange taste to it. almost like an industrial taste, like it tastes hollow. also Spirits are very slow-burning. i bought a pack of parliaments recently and the shit would burn so quickly + they're smaller and cost a dollar more, not to mention they tasted like saw dust.

>>71874894

i pay about $8.5 a pack, but across the border in West Virginia i've been told they're alot cheaper.

how much should i weigh before i start cutting? tired of being a fatso

am 6'2 btw

>>71874935
it's not so much weight as it is body fat %

Listening to Ed Sheeran again lads

>>71874935
>>>/fit/

>>71874893
http://gerrymccan-abuseofpower-humanrights.blogspot.ch/2016/08/did-madeleine-mccann-die-on-sunday-29th.html

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>>71874780
really hard to find in britain. had some from a blue pack before, thought they were awful desu
then again our laws make almost all blem unbearable

>>71874841
>>71874878
What's wrong you neeks? don't want to be cool?

Runt life

>>71874957
alri, ed.

>>71874935
Just cut senpai. There's no point lifting if you feel shit about yourself.

>>71874998
yeah but i'm not as muscular as i would like to be, and apparently lean gains isn't a thing

>>71874957
alri eds wexford granny

E E EDL

>>71874978
>had some from a blue pack before, thought they were awful desu

yeah im not a fan either. only like the light green because they have the most menthol taste.

>WE WANT MOSLEY
>WE WANT ENOCH POWEL

coincidence??????

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LADS....IS NI LEAVING??

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Craving a pizza lads

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>>71875088
we're taking them off your hands
you can relax now

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Why do pakis look so fucking evil?

used to smoke B&H gold but i moved onto camels

had to quit though, my throat and sinuses are in a bad way

>>71875088
where's it going? it'll leave the eu but won't be joining the free state yet

>>71875113
>>71875113
lads LADS

>>71875106
>tfw i look like a white paki
>big nose, buggy eyes, brown eyes and hair
sucks desu

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>>71875105
DELETE THIS

>>71874772
No, its an eye-sore. Should have just painted a plain pastel colour if they wanted to brighten it up.

>>71874894
pay $6 for a pack of american spirits here in north carolina

>tfw Scotlands gonna leave for the EU
WTF Scotland I thought we had something special :(